school girl legs edish
Too many pricks and not enough fannies
And arse!
>i know people with (mental illness) and they achieved a lot!No you dont, and no they didnt. You are lying. Mentally ill people are totally worthless subhumans who cannot function normally
I see /pedo/ brit is alive and wellEnjoy the night, ladsWill be enjoying the non pedo threads
just want to shag them all
>>200207486Fuck off cansnonce
rorke listening to Sieg Heil, Viktoria! [German + English Lyrics]
>16would you lads?
>>200207400is the short girl always the most attractive, or am I a nonce?
Off to send some stuff off at the post office and get my incel walk done as well
>>200207522nameinstagrammore
Interior crocodile alligator I drive a Chevrolet movie theater
>>200207400stop posting kids mate
>>200207486Think you mean ephebo threads, actually mate
>>200207522Seeing as 16 year old is completely legal in the UK, yes. In fact, I could have a massive gangbang creampie sessions with ten 16 year olds and it would be legal. But if any pictures were taken, that would be "abuse"
>>200207532both of those things can be true at once
>>200207522she isnt 16 stop baiting
>>200207562My brother in Christ; they are not kids
>>200207522melanated men's plaything
>>200207605lichraly in school uniform
>>200207202 #>Full siblings share about 50% of this variable part, and half-siblings share about 25%.these are just averages. genetic recombination and inheritance patterns mean they could be less >Race doesn't affect these percentages because it's based on the small differences within human DNA. it’s perfectly possible for you to share more dna in common with a member of your ethnic group that isn’t directly related to you than your half-sibling whose other parent is from a different group. especially if we are talking about relatively a group that is relatively endogamous and the other parent being from a relatively genetically divergent group
what I do to my own cock is frankly a scandal
>>200207563>these are just averages. genetic recombination and inheritance patterns mean they could be lessAverage that are extremely close to 25% or 50%>it’s perfectly possible for you to share more dna in common with a member of your ethnic group that isn’t directly related to you than your half-sibling whose other parent is from a different group. especially if we are talking about relatively a group that is relatively endogamous and the other parent being from a relatively genetically divergent groupShow me an example of someone who shares less DNA with a half-sibling from a different race than they do with random unrelated strangers from the same ethnic group.>>200207604You are basically illiterate on this topic.
arse lad night
>>20020762616 is the age of consent in the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland youFUCKINGDISGUSTINGZOOMERAMERICANISEDCUNNNNNTTTTTTT
might treat myself to some sort of alcoholic lager beer
>>200207633Actually I'll give you one thing. This could theoretically occur if you're from an extremely inbred ethnic group or/and family.
How much is /brit/ worth?
>>200207592she was 16 in that image, 17 here
>>200207752nothing, nothing at all
>>2002077527777
im brat
FAKE TAN HANDS AND A HOOP
>>200207784I'll take it
i have a 16 yo gf with big boobs
>>200207832FAKE TAN HANDS AND A HOOP!~
>>200207400Imagine having a daughter and she dresses like that for school
>>200207845Post them
>i won't go to prison for it, therefore it's right to do it
>>200207858what are you supposed to do
Off to the shop, you lads want anything?
i want a tight boyfriend
whens the 'lympics on then?
>>200207400>>200207522>>200207774>Not orange enoughpass
Rorke's hoop
>>200207876Your missus is meant to slut shame them and tell them off
daddy from grindr has left my arse in bits feels like half of it's hanging out. wants to see me again tomorrow as well won't be able to walk on sunday haha
>>200207863Or>If I go to prison for doing this, it's the wrong thing to do
got brat onit's actually good lol
>>20020788320 Rothmans please and a copy of Zoo
>>200207923I'm his daddy. Should have seen how small this pooftas dick was.
>>200207923
Lids?
>>200207859have none because that would be illegal
The niglympics
>>200207926yes, there are some cases in both directions
>>200207942You just admitted to having gay sex.
>>2002074001 and 2 are peng and if you saw a girl like that in a club and wouldn't then you're bent simple as
>>200207883Cheeky packet of roast chicken Walkers, pack of Carling, sirloin steak, and a pint of Cravendale.
>>200207964Are you pretending 16 year olds aren't sexually active?
i want to drive,in a car,going vroom,very far,i want to reach,foreign place,and buy something,like a plate,i want to go,to kokomo,like a beach boy,take things slow,i want to be,on a beach,wearing shorts,in hot country,i want to see,a lady wear,a bikini,or laying bare,i want to touch,the lady's bum,i want to lick, her lady tum
>>200207965It's not gay if you're showing dominance.
>>2002079661 is fucking dogfacedget a pair of glasses
>>200207883grape elf bar and a sugar free red bull please lad
im in me mum's caa
I think it's time for a jazz cigarette
>>200207951Not if they're in a skimpy bra
Rorke is BRAT
/brit/ is like a ghost ship
>>200208001vroom vroom
Think I've gotten too thinMy jeans keep falling down
>>200207978they shouldn't be sexually active with 20+ year olds, that's for sure
I remember being about 14-15 and there was this girl I liked who my age, but she was seeing a 29 year old fireman. Eventually he pumped and dumped her and I got to shag her later. I remember seething and telling myself I would never go after women of that age when I'm 29 because I don't want to fuck young men over.
La-li-lu-le-lods
>>200208039Why not?
odds i go outsideevens i rot in my smeggy bedroom
>>200208059grim. good luck
get oot me ooouse
>She's 16 it's legalTell that to her father
>>200208010got noneshes great though
>>200208047Lol he mindraped you
went outside oncedidn't care for it personally
blacking my own arse
Not sure what to have for teaProbably not my normal Friday night pizza and chips
>>200208047>I remember being about 14-15 and there was this girl I liked who my age, but she was seeing a 29 year old fireman
only chance of me losing 20 pounds if I went to a british casinoa british casino, ladies and gentlemen
going to grow my foreskin out i reckon lads, no more getting it trimmed for me innit
>>200208084my gfs father likes me
you'll've had your tea then?
>>200207908>vote for orange man>shag orange English women HOLY BASED I wish i was American
>>200207400Why do the Brits look so distinct from other Europeans?
https://youtu.be/v5WyU0OLq74?si=bDDmnDzIPsppOMnd
>>200208132don't tell me what to do
i said, WHEN IS THE OLYMPICS ON
YOU'RE NOT WELL, LOUIS
>>200208137it's the gyatt rizz frfrfr
>>200208137Excessive amounts of make-up
>>200208084Her father would approve in any other time in history. But because you were raised on a steady diet of american podcasts your entire life you now think 16 is too young. Any red-blooded man would jump into bed with a 16 year old given half the chance and you're going to have to deal with this
Bring out the lash and we'll have this place in shape
>>200208068>challenges are what makes a mans life interesting, overcoming them is what makes his life meaningful - joseph stalintrue story
>>200208054the difference in privilege and emotional maturity creates a power imbalance that makes proper consent impossible to obtain
>>200208093>>200208113Stick with women your own age, grandpa
mad how i was lonely and sad then i reached out to a friend and now i feel bettertry it some time
>>200208164*muffled noises of violence against Lynn*
>Her father would approve in any other time in historyYes many fathers would approve a Tesco shelf stacker having sex with his daughter in the past
guess what
have to do an 8 hour drive tomorrow because my gf wants to go to her ex boyfriends mums 60th birthday partybit awks init
Spent like £200 on some airpods and I prefer my cheapo Bluetooth earphones from Amazon that cost like £30
>>200208219what
>>200208158opening ceremony tonight, actual events start first thing tomorrow x
Lucy lads...we are so back
>>200208158bout 40 minutes la
I shit myself todayTo see if I still feel
>>200208214>a Tesco shelf stackercould support 2 families on that back in the day
>>200208187What privilege? In UK law, so long as you aren't a teacher or policeman or in a position of authority, there is no power imbalance and its true. There may be emotional immaturity, but that doesn't disqualify one to make their own decisions in that moment
>>200208229good guess
>>200208171the penguinz0 drama over that 25yo getting with a 17 year old is hilariousbizarre whiteknighting
>>200208173Yanks out.
>>200208164wonder who was in the wrong in that exchangethe dad seems a bit psycho but the son is also quite pathetic so not sure
>>200208195yeh let me just reach out to my friends haha
doing a fly from spain to north africa on microsoft flight sim atm
>>200208257>support 2 familiesYou aren't having a family just sterile sex like a homosexual
What chance did he have with a name like Louis?
>>200208286message the last person you messaged
>>200208297Hope you crash in the med
>>200208297and the reason?
When and how did you lose your virginity?
>>200208259someone check this lads hardrive
>>200208168Not really. The face structures are diverse, Brits (I mean white British people) look different from one another and also very distinct from the continental Europeans. You can often say that someone is a Brit
this is a bangerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJW-VvmRKsE
>>200208341>whiteJewish nonsense
>>200208331I'll let you know if it happens
>>200208331The friday night of my freshers week in BristolI rizzed her up with some card tricks then snogged her in the club
>>200208311my landlord?
girl i was with for 2 years made the mistake of introducing me to her parents. they absolutely loved me, as pretty much everyone does, as i'm a hilarious people pleaser, though self aware and socially conscious enough to know how to play almost every situation so as to not look like a doormat. according to her, they begged her to marry me after a few times meeting me. little did they know, though, that one of the big reasons i'm so funny, and so likeable, is because i have a 3.5 inch penis and have honed my personality since age 12 to compensate for this fact, desperately hoping i can make a girl love me so much that she overlooks my lack of size. alas, it never lasts, and the girl eventually left me (she of course did not say it was the terrible sex, but it was), leaving her parents hugely disappointed. they still invite me to most gatherings.
>>200208336The police will come over and find legal of age porn over 18. I will then go out and have an orgy with 16 year olds at a party, and it will be totally legal. Isnt that strange
Good to see our Mousey's toilet getting the recognition it deserves
>>200208360How old are you?
>>200208374is he matey with you?
>>200208375bolg on
>>200208375190...please stop posting your fantasising
>>200208375ktim but my penis is just shy of 8 inches
>>200208137>isolated island from other mainland European countries for centuries heh I wonder… ask the same as to why Japanese look and behave so different to mainland Europeans
borg on
>>200208259a really obvious example of privilege is being able to buy alcohol
>>200208331dont talk about it now but me and a mate wanked each other off at a sleepoveronly time i've done a coom that wasn't my own hand and i suppose closest i've ever got
>>200208331I'm losing it right now, help
>>200208382ok jimmy
>>200208440How does that make you lose your virginity?
>>200208434>isolated islandA term which has never applied to Britain
If you live in the circle, you are from London
>>200208434All people from the Caspian Sea to the Pacific look more alike than two random Brits
>>200208479basildon MENTIONED
>>200208479Carpet bomb everything within this circle
>>200208479imagine the smell
>>200208479bomboclarrrr mans from london an ting wallahi innit
>>200208486All Asians descend from 12th century conquerors
I'm Brat
eeehhhhhh hes a soufen poofter fairy from OXFORD in LONDON
got a smelly bin exuding unpleasant fragrances in the flat
>>200208479I wonder if some run from surrey posts here
>>200208579I'm from Croydon, Surrey.
>brat
Doing mellifluous farts
Manchester, suburb of London
im fat
Manchester, North Midlands. The real North is Newcastle
well rorke?
>>200208660wtf no? he killed 37 people, he should never be released
>>200208628in america it would be. small ass gay island you go there lol. could probably fit in the average american’s backyard you fucking faggot ass bitch
>>20020840034
>in 2001 85% of the country was White British, with 90% white overall>in 2021 74% of the country was White British, with 80% white overallit's completely over. i dont think any country's demographics have shifted so rapidly in history before, except maybe israel's
she is very gorgeous to me
Would probably end up shagging them all if I were a teacher
Dark forces at work
>>200208712as a primary school teacher??MODS GET HIM
>>200208692but come on, it's sheldon!
from my years watching porn I've noticed that the French like interracial porn and they like interracial anal porn, or at least like making it
Transitioning goals
Who let the runts outRorke Rorke Rorke Rorke
>>200208486Brits are very racially diverse. Ethnic Britons, Celts, Angles, Saxons, Jutes, Normans, Danes (broadly), etc Although in the past 10 years our government has been telling us we’ve always been a racially diverse country that has always had Africans even though if you ask anyone your parents and grandparents age they remember seeing their first African. Mad that.
corrr imagine your daughter sitting on your lap
You callI'll be thereOnce moreI'm scared ofThe phoneDon't ring itPlease knowThat I'm just trying to findSome way to keep me in your mind
>>200208756there is no french porn more arousing than The Dreamers, so just watch that instead.
>>200208698in 2001 most european countries (except france) were like 95% white now they are like 80% white. it’s about the same
>>200208660want him released in the hopes that someone would record his 38th
>>200208694mad that
on my 3rd tin already and going to the pub in a bitcan tell its gonna be a messy one
>>200208698>except maybe israel'sMan finally discovers we're Palestinians too
>>200208783
https://youtu.be/uL-6b5YapT8?si=Gw5DWGFyDa7zGl3A
>>200208792>>200208698>whiteYou know this term is enforced by those who want to exterminate you?
>>200208851you’re concern trolling
>>200208851ah yes, there is no such thing as white british people, anyone can be british with the right paper! shut up you mong
no matter how you make a sandwich, the bread's always got to come first
>>200208861you are arguing in bad faith
>>200208861White was first used in English to describe prisoners of war in Virginia by slave owners trying to suppress a rebellion by dividing themYou're a slave if you call yourself white
it date night it lush
>>200208758pretty
Love watching two idiots arguing
>>200208903what word can you use to describe european descended peoples
>>200208900arguing about what? >>200208903blah blah you’re concern trolling
turns out the body acne that's plagued me since puberty and stopped me from trying to shag goes away if I just shower every day
>>200208888>anyone can be british with the right paper!Please quote where I said thatAgain you're also a slave to the men who want to exterminate you
34 year old virgins on here. Mad that.
>>200208964imagine being her for one day
>>200208935None because Europeans aren't a group I have no connection to a Pole or a Nigerian>>200208944Go back to Israel
>>200208953dont see the purpose of this pedantry. would you prefer if i said "REAL british?"
why would i want to get rid of the voices in my head? they make more sense than the rest of you
>>200207400rape
Ephebophilia is not a mental disorder
>>200208986would have a lot of jungle bbc inside me that dayenough to get aids
>>200209001Saying "white British" implies inherently there are African BritishWhite doesn't exist without black and again is a term first used to suppress people into slavery
>>200208995europeans cluster together
>>200208995i have no connection with “israel” (palestine) unlike you. you’re concern trolling. trying to get people to argue over some irrelevant shite like what “white” means to derail discussion
>>200208986we'd all shag black men, wouldn't we folks
>>200208986you'd just see how many BBC you could get through in one day
>>200209042>>200209070>>200209071>>200208986ffs literally just uninstalled grindr lol
Shepherds pie in the oven
>>200208921how tall is are mark you reckon?
>>200209113get it reinstalled
>>200209056Go back to Poland>>200209065So your mind is Jewish territory thenFuck off with your genocide of my people
having meatball curry later i think
pee-pee soaked heck hole
>>200209132not polish
Got some salmon in the fridge to pan fry later.Or is it trout.Can’t remember
Think I'd nut Sargon of Akkad or at the very least give him a very stern talking to if I saw him in real life.
literally nobody in the UK knows how to make a decent salad
>>200207400cheap yardie meat
>>200209132tedious weasel
if you want to go to the olympics you need to train like and athlete and eat like an athlete and that means eating 12 eggs per day
have you considered the re-echantment of the nested ecology of life recently?
>>200209169Foreign women do
>>200209167alri ahmed
>>200209169that's because salads suck
>>200207522yardie goons are already bashing out her guts with their vicious pythons
>>200209188athletes dont eat eggstoo much fat
Off home
>>200209206My Polish mrs used to make some mad carrot salad. Proper peng.
>>200209206bro never tasted a greek salad clearly
>>200209184You'll never exterminate us
>>200209167Teach Nebuchadnezzar and Cyrus the Great a lesson too, while you're at it
>>200209188you have a very boring, plain diet and I suspect you have autism
Can’t stand carrots in my salad
>>200209233never say never, jew
>>200209221Healthy fat is essential for testosterone production.
>>200209236Coincidentally brazils cotton production was beating the UK's then
>>200209253they just inject testosterone
>>200209245Looked something like this.
got the opening ceremony on haha x
>>200209276Not our athletes that's why they lose in strength events.
>>200209221eat whatever the fuck you want as long as you train like a madman
Getting ill thinking about cringe things I did 30 years ago
>mmm I just love cramming piles of leaves into my mouth, so many complex flavours and textures! And what's that, a tiny cube of feta? Such luck!
>>200209252>jewYou're the one that wants to utterly destroy all European nations and replace them with one mongrel "white" people
why do they say mid when the mean shit
>>200209293
>>200209323See a therapist and talk about your ruminating thoughts.
man at the counter at wasabi just told me that british are pirates and spies who pletend to be gentlemen
>>200209324greek salad doesn't contain leaves you utter prole
>>200209338Love my therapistShe saved my life
hopefully simone biles wins a gold medal
Screeching outside.Not sure if human, animal or mechanical.
Diego would've loved this opening ceremony
dolescum seething at the sight of a man in a shirt
>>200209334this is stale i remember seeing the exact type of concern trolling on /pol/ like 9 years ago. come up with some new material
cunt plumberstein did not come today
Put some deodourant on for gods sake rorke
>>200209366I'll be cheering on steven van de velde
>>200209395get the poo flushed
>>200209335Ask Jeeves
>>200209407Incel cheers on incel hero *sprays drain cleaner into your face*
Corr I love Laura Woods lads
>>200209437bogged
>>200209437shagged out hag
Got the Taylor swift on
>>200209407Would be hilarious if he wins gold. Femoids will seethe
>>200209244If you want to acheive athletic greatness like Mo Farah you cannot afford a varied diet. It's about discipline and dedication.>>200209221Imagine believing this.
Right about nowI fucked your brotherCheck it out nowI fucked your brother
>>200209478gfberg wants to take me to a tswift night reckon it would be a laugh?
>>200209503Yeah she has bangers for days
Any 100 Gecs man in
Older women are better in bed and make better partners.
>>200209490aha yeah, this one >>200209434 will be particularly upset
nobody care me
>>200209540no im not a tranny
>>200207364>>200207364>>200207364
>>200209499>athletic
>>200209566poor baby x
>>200209582early
Wigan
FOCLYEG
>>200207400British gals looking in their thirties dear lord
Do you reckon small dogs feel self conscious about their tiny bollocks?
>>200209857do you?
