It's ova edition
poo steaming as it were
Brexit was right.
Lad, stop posting a cartoon picture of meEspecially one without the cans
Begun the 1000 year STARMERREICH has
Put a bar of chocolate in a bowl, put the bowl in the microwave and ate the melted chocolate with a spoon.
Getting harveys
right yeah lets all post in the early newmorons
>>200223976why
screaming a poo
>>200223967can only imagine how bullied you were in school you autistic humourless freak
Evening team. Had a post toil kip. Did some studying for my taekwondo grading tomorrow. Goodness me I was exhausted today. Was on the till from 10:00 am to 16:00 pm which was madness. I also popped a spot that was in-between my boobs.
>>200223428>Gary Glitter
>>200223997It's nice.
>>200223991Calm down Wendell
>>200224009post new chebs pic
remember that bit in Superbad where they slice the bottom of their cans and try to drink the whole thing in one go? Lol madlads. Worth a try though
>>200224009i thinkyou shouldkill yourself lad
>>200223928Who makes these?
>>200224007Lad, do you want to talk about the projecting your doing?
get them work, get them toil
Charlie Veitch has too much testosterone.
>>200223928>https://www.tumblr.com/hindsartyou just know she's a brown girl with massive BWC craving
>>200224061HAHA BECAUSE HE'S MUGGING HER AND/OR ASSAULTING HER HAHAHA
>>200224071another post completely lacking in creativity
>>200223967>>200224007Canslad is unironically one of the best posters in /brit/.
>>200223928i am chudjak now
>>200224038Not now mate, going to sleep again soon.>>200224040Shut the fuck up incel
>>200224118I actually did post this, lad>>200223967I thought it was amusing
Mousey, mikey and all the others are out partying. We're the outcasts
Have they found out who attacked the french railway lines then
>HAHA BECAUSE HE'S MUGGING HER AND/OR ASSAULTING HER HAHAHA
kek
>>200224118if you like boring virgins desperate for attention then sure
Spaino hasn't posted here for a few weeks now.
got to that level of pissed where its not even nice anymore just sending this message into the void not likely ill be finding the reply if there is one or probably there wont be anyway but this isnt where you want to be on whatever night this is
>>200224176
>>200224066https://x.com/RadioGenoa/status/1816064786624327933
mental how frequently people die in jailhttps://www.sps.gov.uk/about-us/transparency/death-custody
>>200224190prehistoric meme
>>200224182he's been doing his canslad character loads
>>200224178I was talking about Canslad, not you
>>200224149GINGER CHEBSCanslad is very happy, lad
knew a lad who was born in jail
What happens if i put the minixodil on my erect cock
Cansnonce wouldn't be half as bad if he wasn't so belligerent and obsessive about everyone who insults him.As it stands, he's a 47 year old disabled judge dredd roleplayer.
>>200224238hairy willy
there's never been a /brit/ quite like this one
>>200224236mum was a guard and shagged an in mate like that meme slag from a few wees ago ??
>>200224229>no uyeah epic, can see why you like him now
Canslad is unironically one of the best posters in /brit/. don't @ me
was saying that just down spar
never ate a pear in me life
>>200224270they're all like this what you talking about
Employed Woman is actually the best poster in /brit/
>>200224091symptom of autism
>>200224263 FOSPYEG
>>200224263>>200224221>>200224182there, spainoyou have a reply from meAre you going to continue until I get bored and remind you that you're a deluded faggot who plays dress up in his mum's knickers and bras while wanking away to the idea of a black men raping you while you scream 'I'm a real girl'?>>200224276I think more people would agree if they knew how I post outside of mentioning cans
Literally don’t have any friends I can talk to when I need emotional support, scared they’ll just think I’m constantly a big sad sack and won’t want to hang out with me anymore
>In a horrifying incident, a pregnant woman in Punjab was set on fire allegedly by her husband after an argument on Friday. The 23-year-old woman, who was six months pregnant, died on the spot, the police said. Police said the couple had a heated argument on Friday after which the man tied Pinky - who was expecting twins - to a bed and set her on fire in a fit of rage.
nooooo you cant just drink cans
>>200224319why do you call him spaino
bokkles or cans
>>200224135I wouldnt be surprised if you looked like this
>>200224324So go see a therapist, ladit's what they're there for>>200224348Autismo trick, lad
>a heated argument
>>200224319You're not funny either you fat disabled prick. Haven't you got to save mega city one instead of spamming about your crippling alcoholism here?
>>200224329pinky isn't the kind of name you expect someone who dies like that to have
>>200224319it's obvious when it's you posting and it's always absolute dross
>therapy
never tried dmt before is it easy to get?
>>200224390on the darkweb yesotherwise no its very hard to getq
>Israel's retaliatory offensive against the Palestinian territory has killed more than 30,500 people, mostly women and children, according to the health ministry in Hamas-run Gaza.
>>200224371shut up tilde you nonce
Alternate universe where Tony Blair and George Bush are a cute gay couple and not evil politicians.
>>200224215Without my conspiracy hat on. Id say a lot are probably drunk or on drugs
>>200224356you are cancer
>>200224371Alright, Spaino?Had to google the mega city one thingBit weird how you know more about Judge Dredd when you posted your tabs pretending to be me but keep at it and remember, your mum's knickers feel best when they're stolen from her used clothing
>>200224417sure some paki drug dealer has got some
cansmong has been spainnonce since early may
>>200224145Yeah I thought it was you, just pointing out my opinionI don't know why some people get so rattled by a jaunty Irish lad who likes cansMaybe those people want more posts from the Belgian interracial sex fetishist instead>>200224274You brought it on yourself
>>200224371Your body betrays your degeneracy
>>200223950Yorkshire rose
>>200224463We know. It's funnier to pretend.
>>200224430Ohh its in prison not custody. Disregard my statement
viewing perrenialpizza instagram posts
caberge
>>200224465i know you're trolling but it's the attention seeking psuedotripping and new spamming
absolute chad
The disabled 47 year old judge dredd larper is drinking all alone in his wheelchair on a Friday night.A cautionary tale if there ever was one.
Everyone is spainnonce until proven otherwise.
on de bokkles of cider aha yes de lads
>>200224465Ah i see. ladi think it's mainly because of me posting the same few pictures for the general which I understand is annoying but I have my preferencesi think the biggest problem is when I do post and spaino is around, he'll meltdown and end up spamming tranny porn which is a bigger problem so in a manner of speaking, people would see me responsible for that >>200224515Now I have a wheelchair?spaino, with absolutely no malice behind this question: would you honestly not take up therapy?>>200224523WAHEEEY
>>200224515Almost as sad as being a tranny and working at aldi
>>200224515shut the fuck up you spastic freak
i have covid, please kill me ugh
been practising lying to gfberg
>>200224575Was referring to a different wheelchair user Mikey, sorry for the misunderstanding
the brit donening
hmm so what did i do this week
>>200224521he unironically is thoughhttps://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/spaino/country/IE/page/6/>136 posts about him using "Spaino" since 4th Mayhttps://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/spainnonce/country/IE/>10 posts about him using "Spainnonce" ever, most not even by cansmong>>200224491no they don't, and cancer isn't funny it ruins this thread
Make your lies start lying for you
>>200224597shut it
a shiver just got sent down my spine... not sure why
spainnonce and cansmong should both die
>>200224652So you want one person to die?
who's more mentally ill, spainfreak or mousenonce
spainmong never antagonizes one of his own personalitiesalways pretends theyre his mates because he has none
>>200224652they're the same personplot twist: sacked tranny isn't spainnonce
>>200224593Canslad's guide to lyingLie about small things, but learn to lie badlyLearn to have at least one tell about you when you're lyingPersonally, I like to go with a sigh and keep denying it till they catch me out as my tellWhen I am trying to lie I sigh and then lean into the idea that I'm angry that they think I would lie to them, not that I'm lying in generalThis way, you can 'lie' sometimes, get caught out, gfberg thinks she knows how to tell when you're lying and she won't actually catch you outShould also point out that Canslad is most likely a sociopath so there's that to keep in mind also>>200224612Lad, plesae don't call me a tranny
hot choccy is based
gen z boss and a mini!
So i come back and Spainfreak is spamming the thread but apparently we should all be mad at cansmong, or heathermong, or ... idk?
got multiple gfs on the goits the only way to live life
>>200224662>erry day we 'bove ground happy day
>Should also point out that Canslad is most likely a sociopath so there's that to keep in mind also
>>200224678I sympathise but it's hard to take him seriously when he uses such a retarded phrase as "woke mind virus"
>>200224719Another victim of the woke mind virus.
do something mad everyday and you'll stay alive
>>200224685Bovril fan myself, actually.>>200224696A few months ago, Spaino put on an Irish VPN and said he was me and was a 47 year old alcoholicThen a bit later he posted a screenshot of his computer and forgot to black out the tabs and it turns out he likes judge dredd so his new thing is pretending he was me then and that I'm apparently a judge dredd larper who is in a wheelchair for some reason
>>200224680>Should also point out that Canslad is most likely a sociopathafter actively destroying /brit/ for a year? you don't say?
>>200224714are you really a larp puppet of spainlard?
remember when spainlad posted pictures here of random things around his house to prove he isn't a loser
>>200224678doesnt he have 10 kids he doesnt see?
blonde bae giving me a bit of this that and the other if you get me
covid sweating ahgh
>>200224714Spaino er... why are you posting a fat tranny with a sword?I feel like you're threatening my life here, lad
cant be arsed getting out of bed, putting my joggers and a tshirt on, going downstairs, and having a ciggie standing by the back door.but i want a ciggie and they are downstairscould go down in my boxers, grab my smokes, back upstairs, get my old ash tray from the spare bedroom, then get back in bed and have a ciggie in bedthe window is open anyway but since its a rental im not really supposed to smoke insideoccasionally do anyway especially when im poorly and landlordberg rarely does inspectionscould have had a smoke in the time its taken to post all thisand now im considering throwing a cheeky late night pot noodle into the mixthanks for reading my blog
IM GAY!!!!!!!!!
>>200224707LGBT = PAEDO
mad that Central Cee and Ice Spice are shagging"How can I be homophobic, my bitch is gay" meets "You think you the shit bitch, you ain't even the fart"The Aristotle and Plato of our time
was a good watch
>>200224767i had coofid in July '22, fucking thing sucked being sick in 110 degree weather
>>200224663Mousenonce is actually schizophrenic. But spainnnonce is the sort of cunt you hear about on the news for doing a mass shooting.
>>200224787i just don't care
Quite fucked
I hate larpers and liars so much, I want to stomp their heads into mush
belgium bbc spammersacked trannyspainmongwhy does 190 do it? he must be in his mid 30s and he's still doing this type of thing, gives me the fear to be honest
Who is mousenonce, lads?I never quite understood who that is
would love to see mikey batter sacked tranny(s rear end)
Based Baz
>>200224822Me in the 1%
remember when /brit/ was on /bant/
might have a cheeky snus
she
>>200224842gemmy
where did 'berg' come from and what does it mean?
>>200224702literally me but bfs
>>200224842love baz he makes my day
>>200224868Iceberg. Cool like the lettuce.
>>200224868Bergowitz JewensteinNuff said
>>200224868Common joo surname ending. You attach berg at the end of anything that annoys you atm.
why is /brit/ so cosy
>>200224742How does she keep going bankrupt
>>200224868'mumberg' 'toilberg' someone with power who tells you what to do
mad how KSI's gfs have all been white
>>200224868Brexit, -berg means accusing something of being german/a remainer
gays not welcome
Tory whatsapp group chats are so bizarre every once in a while one of them goes rogue and screenshots the entire thing
>>200224905the changing of the lard, truly powerful
Went on a date last week and came to the realisation I fundamentally cannot relate to 99% of women and even if I could theirs is little chance they would find my desirable. My choices are either to construct a fake appealing personality or remain true to myself and die alone
>>200224920White women cannot resist the big black income
listening to james - sit down
>remain true to myself
>>200224939>one of them goes rogue and screenshots the entire thingclearly seething because he got booted out
>>200224930Is that it? God that's stupid then.
>>200224939Why is the text all different sizesI reckon this image has been doctored
>>200224868Newfagberg
>>200224952just give up most men haveif you can get a date you are doing better than 90%
>>200224967That screengrab is from the mentally ill Nadine DorriesDoing....you'd never guess, defending her boyfriend Boris yet againhttps://x.com/NadineDorries/status/1816946749493391468
>>200224952just be gay ffs
Anyone else fantasise about death? Honestly just wish I could fuck off and be forgotten
>>200225007why do you think im here? of course not
>>200224990it's not there's just a bit of it in bold you blind buffoon>>200225007noand quite frankly find suicidal people bizarreyou only get one chance at living so why throw it away
got called transphobic in Aldi lads
>>200224939The adults are back in charge...
>>200224939kemi refilling the fuel tanks on my racism engine therebless her
Someone post that webm of the austin powers spaino thing
any smoking man in?
>>200225000Yeah I pretty much have given up, I still need sex though, don’t know if I try night club toil or just hire a prostitute
>>200224939
>>200225057l wish
>>200225043Man looks like an Arno Breker sculpture.
>>200225068lmao
>>200225033When life is just pointless and meaningless, the only feelings you take in are hurt, pain and rejection what is the point of being alive
>>200225068bizarre
Arctic Wolf Starmer
>>200225068steve baker proper cringecase that
>>200225043The countenance of Aryan man.
>>200225007dominated by death drive so i am. everything in my life is motivated by the desire to be done with everything .
>>200225043But seriously why's he look like that?
>>200225007often, most nights lately since I fugged up with a girl i really liked
>>200224821From my profiling analysis the poster known as "Mousenonce" and sometimes "mousey". >gender: male>nationality: Scottish>age: 25-30>unemployed>low IQ>not religious>background: working class / underclass >characteristics: unsociable, lacking in hobbies, addictive personality (energy drinks, cigarettes, internet addiction), and significant delusions>no relationship or significant other, no friendship, little family contact, no community involvement
why are americans like this?
they fuck with your feelings until one day, you wake up and you no longer have any
>>200225124ktim
an alien general would explain to you what a electric microwave does how
>>200225120Happens bro, there will be others out there for you that will make you forget her. Don’t give up
>>200225135mosquitoes?
16 yo gf needing shagged
>>200225097aye I don't get that mindset at alljust too busy being happy all the time not a normie either I just love living for good food, a shag here and there, olympics starting on the morrow, love me toil, like science newsit's quite easy to enjoy life lest you have some sort of disease OR have people close to you who are suffering
>>200225124But what the fuck makes him a gimmick or character, lad?Myself, I love the cans and the ginger women and the wife for example
>>200224868antisemitic trope
>What is good?—Whatever augments the feeling of power, the will to power, power itself, in man.>What is evil?—Whatever springs from weakness.>What is happiness?—The feeling that power increases—that resistance is overcome.
>>200225120>>200225174He's lying you will literally never forget her especially if you really liked her.It could be five years later with a new girl you like and she'll still be there
I kind of want to kms to send a message, I have some close friends and I try my best to be nice and helpful to everyone I meet at my job. Would be a classic case of “he was always smiling, I never would’ve thought he’d do something like that”. It’s honestly just what happens when you’re born into a world that doesn’t give a shit about you and beats you down at every opportunity
>>200225174thanks i do appreciate it, but she really felt like the one. girl who was out of my league I'd been chasing for 2 months, finally got her, and epically punted it. she hates my guts now.
>>200225078this buds for you
Labour now is like the Labour of the 70s only more insane
>>200225124>>age: 25-30>>unemployed>>low IQ>>not religious>>background: working class / underclassThats literally just Spainonce
>>200225135this is exactly why Bibi can do whatever he wantsliterally nothing will happen to him regardless of how many war crimes he commits he would probably nuke Gaza if it wasn't so close
>>200225210kek saved
>>200225241you are seriously fucked up as an individual
>I kind of want to kms to send a message, I have some close friends and I try my best to be nice and helpful to everyone I meet at my job. Would be a classic case of “he was always smiling, I never would’ve thought he’d do something like that”. It’s honestly just what happens when you’re born into a world that doesn’t give a shit about you and beats you down at every opportunity
Tilde's little knob twitches whenever someone things he's a spaino character
>>200225188>love me toilDon’t trust anyone who loves their job, means you don’t have a real job and probably do fuck all all day, opinion dismissed
>>200225135most american exercises over seas exists to destablise the afroeurasian world because whoever commands that commands the world. with that america can exist isolated and get rich as it did prior to WW2 but it can't get filthy fucking rich and it can't control the world. post WW2 they're drunk on money and addicted to power. they'd rather nuke world now than go down in lifestyle and cede the world to the afroeursians
>>200225237wait she hates you? Then this shit is easily salvageable. Go get a rebound girl and make sure she knows it. She'll soon get back with you.
`
foul stench in my nostrils
>>200225224thanks mate, kms
feel as though I smell of onion after eating onionnot my breath but my skin
>>200225234Why not go out with a bang then?
*destabilises the afroeurasian world*
>>200225237There’s so many false dawns in life bro, I’ve probably seen more than most because I’m an emotional person and get my hopes up a lot. If you could get her there will be others, it’s all just a learning experience and you won’t fuck it up next time. Keep the faith bro
>afroeurasian world
today marks 17 years since a boy twice my age offered me 20 quid if i let him stick his willy up my bumhole. the events of that night changed the course of my life forever. cheers.
got zogged in argos lads
bro really said "it's not about killing myself it's about sending a message"
>>200225262i have several deepfake pornos of her
>>200225294This just might work. I've heard from one of her friends that she still talks about me all the time. Maybe that's not a bad idea bro
>>200225281I'm in techIt's just fun when new shit comes out, you master it and suddenly toilberg starts fellating you like you're the second comingAI scares me though
>>200225332You said yes of course.
Queenan: Microprocessors. We'll probably all be women at war with the Chinese in 20-odd years and Costello is selling them military technology.
>>200225319Don’t want to hurt anyone else, even those that have wronged me
>>200225309my piss smells like coffee in the morning but my armpits still smell garlicky. it's really bizarre
>>200225342vile, VILE freak
>>200225331the super continent is the world. the americas are just extra
>>200225352£20 is a lot of money to a kid tbf
>>200225342why
>>200225350can't be doing that. Learning brand new shit constantly too tiring
>>200225332what did you buy with the 20 quid
>>200225332how old were you
>>200225386because i want to fuck her holes
>>200225382britain is the world
where is he
>>200225410only relative to ireland
America and Australia are just weird to me. Not too sure about that Antarctica either.
>>200225390hot wheels: world race on the ps2>>2002253917
>>200225350Yeah I’m specifically speaking of the working class experience, middle class tech redditors have life on easy mode
>>200225395she's ugly thoughwho even is she?
https://i.4cdn.org/pol/1722038344424535.jpgmental how greta used environmentalism as an ad for her onlyfans
>>200225386godfather 3 is shit
>>200225454is her fanny out yet
>>200225411
having a watchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bc24ZNHiDMQ
>>200225454all i can see is onlybuns
Heath Ledger Joker will never be topped
>>200225454i wanna know how much greenhouse gases that thing exumes ugh
>>200225426aren't tradies rolling in it though? as long as you learn an always in demand skill (sparky/plumbing/any form of diy) they'll be tripping over to grab you up surelyapprenticeships don't even take that longgrad schemes take 2 years minimum, accountancy ones take 4 years and law ones take the fucking pissit's mad there are 32 year olds in medicine who are STILL trainingcan't be doing with that
>>200225454wouldn't mind polluting her waterways if you catch my drift
>>200225433a bit younger
>>200225470shes working up to it
>>200225487>>aren't tradies rolling in it though?Yeah in America. HMRC crushes all tradie businesses here.
>>200225479
feel like SHIT
>>200225527
>>200225480How is this still on youtube kek
So if Palestine is to be restored what will happen to all the Jews?
>>200225487not him but not reallytheir wages have been hit the worst by inflation, self-employed get absolutely shit on by banks and hmrcrunning a trade is really fucking expensive and their wages have barely risen. it's only good to get into if you're a mong or an immigrant
trades are for mongs. if you're at least a midwit just learn linux and become a sysadmin. much easier money and the demand is only growing.
getting a new catberg on monday, never asked for it
oozing pus
>>200225567tech is a complete waste of time right now. impossoble for anyone to get a job of all experiences but particularly entry-level roles
>>200225567I might as well give it a shot but I see that docker kubernetes shit and it looks awful
>>200225558diego out on the town
>>200225494still a solid 2/10just bizarre that you want to shag her just because her kid died, surely you'll end yourself sooner or later right
>>200225604dead
>>200223928issovah
someone PLEASE post the swedish athlete webm
>>200225609you're responding to a literal paedophile
If you're good at something never do it for free
>So anon where do you see yourself in 5 years?
>>200225558is that why they call it breakdancing? look what it's done to him
>>200225625am I really?????? :O
>>200225507>>200225557damnjust consistently have heard the opposite perhaps my social media is too yankified Britain's quite grim on the whole, aye?And then what's even more grim is compared to Europe we have it pretty goodand even leafs are whining non-stop nowSeems like the only place that's really worth anything is America
more h2o for anon squiiiiiier
Britain is a nation in a state of doomed, permanent decline.
>>200225598sure but someone who starts now will be in good shape when the job market starts to improve again>>200225600what's so bad about them? do you just not like working with the command line?
Gucci flip flop
>>200225193Mousey is a personality, not a gimmick or character.>>200225248My analysis profile of the user "Spainnonce" also known as "Spainlad" and "Spaino" is as follows:>gender: male>nationality: mixed race >age: 30-35>unemployed>subpar IQ (90-95)>not religious>background: lower middle class, sexually abuse victim, school bully, childhood torture of animals>characteristics: asocial, obese, friendless, poor relations with family and father issues, cuckold fetish, chronic wanker and porn addict, closet homosexual and attracted to transexuals>hobbies: video games, reddit/4chan
>>200225733>>200225733>>200225733>>200225733>>200225733
>>200225733>>200225733
>>200225656It's only grim if you want be a millionaire or run a successful business. They country is built to make sure any money you make is drained at all points at all times. Even the rich here have to stay on alert so they can keep their wealth. I just read that story a few days ago about the guy who killed his wife for the life insurance even though they were running a company with a million in turnover. He was still ridden with debt.
