diego out on the town edish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPyPxbT9DUs&list=LL&index=3
and its lush all the way
>>200225747>ICYTWATYour mum makes music?
>>200225700>sure but someone who starts now will be in good shape when the job market starts to improve againWhy take that gamble? Accounting/finance admin is easier to get into and there's always jobs available in that. They're not so ageist either
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGGHMKF5MXo&list=LL&index=4
feel like SHIT
is that tango
feel like /brit/
>>200225733
Fitted a huge kitchen for some rich tarq milf this week and then shagged her up against the island when it was done. Feel sorry for anyone with "developer" or "administrator" in their title as the closest they get to any action is pulling themselves off over their oppai mousemat. Any other tradesmen itt?
>>200225813Nah just another bald bloke
>Fitted a huge kitchen for some rich tarq milf this week and then shagged her up against the island when it was done. Feel sorry for anyone with "developer" or "administrator" in their title as the closest they get to any action is pulling themselves off over their oppai mousemat.
>>200225733>Not even getting our own boatWell at least we have one thing in common, eh bongs
>>200225813the state of mens fashion
starving and was going to order a delivery of supper but too exhausted and headache for it to be possible it's not nice
>>200225788it's incredibly mind-numbing work, at least for most people. working in pretty much any tech role is far more likely to be mentally engaging and interesting.
>>200225864I'd gladly dress like an adult if a shirt wasn't 90 quid and trousers weren't 70 quid and decent shoes weren't 180 quid and a belt wasn't 30 quid and a haircut wasn't 35 quid if you want the non-zoomer cut and a full wardrobe will cost a couple of grandI'm not shopping at Balenciaga ffs why must fabric be so extortionatemeanwhile a basic plebian t-shirt you can get for 5 quid at peacocksTeenager /fa/ it is
all the blokes round here dress like teens or tramps l would be out of place if l dressed 'like a grownup'
>>200225891Financial Services seems soul sucking
Watching a Dark Souls streamer give a tour of his house which is dirty af nigga soooo dirty aha click it
>>200225813>>200225864the bloke with frosted tips in the back might be dressed ok but the rest look like mongs
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1722039583810745.webmRorke and his sister.
>>200225927are you scared of not fitting in? how sad
>>200225950loooks like a default dance for a mmo character
Alright spit it out, how much do you guys earn AFTER taxes p.a.
>>200225950Damn...Rorke got moves.
>>200225950Cute
>>200225935>Education>77%
>>200225746me going doopin mental!!!!!!!!!
>>20022597914k from part time job after-tax salary, 6k (untaxed) from side hustles
sleeptoil beckons....
>Living in privately rented homes linked to faster biological ageing, study finds
>Britain has the 5th biggest military budget on earth despite currently being engaged in no wars whatsoever truthfully I don't get it aren't all our nuclear shit still on windows vista too?
>>200225891it's not as bad as you think, accounting does require problem-solving but entry level jobs will be boring. most programming jobs are pretty boring too though, web development is where most of the work is and that can be pretty dull
>>200225896Sure it's not cheap but how many outfits do you really need anyway? Even a low tier wagie can afford two decent sets of clothes and good pair of shoes.
>>200226030far more annoying than dull
>>200226025Madame black president
>>200226014grim
>>200226025>Bvgh.... my presidente... hail jah
mental ageing
Mens clothes are far too expensive.
Everyone hates their job. Get over it.
amazes me that people willingly live in Swindon
>>200226029>>aren't all our nuclear shit still on windows vista tooprobably a good thing
>>200226090Karl von Swindonheim.
>>200226090Does Carl of Swindon still live there?
>>200226029I think Britain counts some things as military spending that other countries don't consider as such
kek
>>200226095VGHTake me BACK to Visual Basic
>>200226115That sucks. He's trying his best though fair play
>>200226090Carolus Zwindonius
who is gingernonce
Charles du Swindón
>>200226115
>>200226155its me.
On /g/ there was a guy crying his boss was going to fire him and sue him for not fixing their computers during that crowdstrike shit. He said their sysadmin died last year and they couldn't find anyone to replace him so gave him his responsibilities and he didn't know shit about actually being a sysadmin. Is a lot of this shit gonna crash and burn when all those boomers retire/die?
>>200226163>1 quidwho the fuck do they think they are
>>200226184Britain's top black weekly. Can't you read?
[laughter stops]
>>200226163???
>>200226163could use a case like that
carl of baghdad
>>200226163>slkgierWhat did they mean by this
>>200226208British "humour"
Oversimplified. Fun channel sure its 'reddit' or whatever
>>200226214
>>200226208
>>200226223sleeper agent activation codes
>>200226174tech is such a mess of an industrywork in it if you want to be miserable
german humour
>>200226241who the fuck is Charles XII?
>>200226256Charles XI is Brat
>>200226256Är Google trasigt?
>>200226172why do you want to shag that woman so badly and why do you post her pictures all the time
>>200226228can it twerp
>>200226250KEEEEEK made me spit my drink (Pils)
>>200226051na its all good. work 24 hours over 3 days a week. in an easy job i enjoy. side hustle doesn't take up much time. i only pay 5k a year for renting a 2 bed house in a 96% white British small town on a quiet road close to the countryside that i live in alone and has a parking space and a small but pleasant and easy to manage garden. good location with decent transport links and I have a car. less than an hour from a major city and the coast. hour an half from 2 other main cities. an hour or less from 2 national landscapes and 3 national parks. life is good and i'm not motivated by work or consumerism and get by quite easily.
>>200226256King of Sweden during the Great Northern War
>>200226288how great was it?
Not ashamed to say I know about Charles XII because of Sabaton.
>>200226284what do you do
>>200226304Went on for a decade I think Denmark, Saxony, Poland and Russia Vs Sweden
>>200226304Great
Become quite schizophrenic over the last couple years as a neet. Live in a semi rural area thats become more and more antisocial as of late.Tonight was a friday so theres always something happening at night here. Heard weird noises but had no clue what they were, might have been animals.Also my glasses are broken so not wearing them is heightening my paranoia.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZe9iYpw-K0
>>200225188>>200225033it's traumasomeone who fixates on and relives the worst thing/s that's ever happened to them and cannot break out of it will eventually kill themselves because it's such an unbearable existencei'm going through it myself and never would have ever understood what it's like before it all happened
what if /brit/ isn't here tomorrow
yea i know about the Charles
Charles mentioned.
What if you knocked up women of different races and then compared the kids as they got older? Maybe a had a deathmatch to see who gets the inheritance.
>>200226410hes the king who brought back partying
>>200226410Talk of the exclusion of the Duke of York from the rightful succession is treason. Any who speak of it set themselves against legitimate authority and are the heirs in spirit to those rebels who so recently plunged our country into rebellion and civil war. Can anyone here contemplate such evil without horror? Let there be no confusion. The Duke of York is my heir and will remain so. His right is ordained by God and no man may alter it. Anyone who denies this truth makes themselves an enemy of God, King and country. Think on that before you take another step towards chaos. All the world may see what a point we have come to. Nothing that begins in such division is likely to end well. I declare Parliament dissolved. Gentlemen, go home. I will not trouble you any further.
take me home country roads
Just have a feeling something bad will happen nearby soon
armpits stink
>>200226394What happened to you then poof
>>200226429doubt my half wog kids would fight over what's left of my dole money the month i die
>Augustit looms
>>200226491He got paid £20 for someone to bum him keep up.
This is a black woman in America
Just have a bad feeling. Its summer still, over a month of it, sunny days returning, nights slightly longer.Something really fucking bad is going to kick off
>>200226491can't say on here
Something awful looming over the bog rn
>>200226323I like cooking. I do plenty of diy (landlordstein isn't bothered) and keep my small garden nice. I like spending time outdoors, especially hiking. I've gotten really into foraging in recent years (berries, nettles, garlic, dandelions, horsetail, mushrooms, etc). I also like exploring cities. Museums, galleries, libraries, cathedrals and churches. I read plenty. Spend far too much time on 4chan and also listening to podcasts, watching tv and films. As for my work and side hustle i'd prefer not to say.
I hate this feeling. I need a gun or something. I cant let them just fuck me over and ruin my life
>>200225863We had the best one with Israel
The pozzed woke games more like
The pozzed woke games more Iike
>>200226274what i will do
>>200226527The longest day has been and gone over a month ago.
A nightmare haunts my dreams, that the Blair Creature will return to rule us again. I very much fear that the country and the Labour Party will soon be ready for this moment.
very good *giggles like a school girl* hehehebe
We did it Reddit!
>>200225979
im a bit late butThe pozzed woke games more like
i'm bi
What a life bros.
Everything just feels off. Its like somebody is watching me.
alright then what should I order for supper lads
insane the amount of people working in marketing thinking they are doing a good thing demented demons
Operation Bagration 1944...home...
hold still jennifer
>>200226643https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ql2pPf72rZE
With 8 billion people on the planet there's a good chance one of them is watching you
Get your cock out
ahaha great stuff
For every mystery someone somewhere knows the answer perhaps that person is watching tonight perhaps it is you.
I'll tell you what lads. If I had been in charge of the Disney Star Wars trilogy it would have been a trillion times better in every way. But Disney has no eye for soul or imagination or talent so they chosw that stupid faggot JJ Abrams who has no appreciation for Star Wars, knows nothing about the lore, has dogshit taste, and also ruined Star Trek too and he admitted that he doesn't doesn't even like Star Trek.
>>200226728yeah?
>>200226090carlaus of swindia
>>200226743I guarantee you that I know way more about Star Wars and Expanded Universe lore than that stupid homo JJ Abrams.
Dooku was born into a very wealthy and influential family on the planet Serenno in the Outer Rim Territories. The Dooku family were very powerful both in terms of wealth and political influence, and it’s no accident that they were one of the cornerstones of the Confederacy during the Clone Wars.Dooku’s parents proudly allowed their son to be trained by the Jedi Order when they called on him because it would be a great honor for a family member to become a Jedi, though he would hold no titles so long as he remained a Jedi.Dooku’s long held resentment of the Republic finally came to a head when his former apprentice Qui-Gon Ginn was killed in Episode I, and he renounced his Jedi title and returned to Serenno to act as Count. Interestingly, we’ve known him as Count Dooku, Jedi Master Dooku, and Darth Tyranus, but George Lucas has never revealed his first name, and it’s possible we’ll never know it.
reckon shes pooing in one of these photos
>>200226760struggle to think of more useless knowledge to possess
RIP /mbg/
euro poofters cant even handle a bit of rain
If /brit/ was to participate in this opening ceremony, what would we stage?
>>200226761Glup Shitto
l hate my life
>>200226796>waswere
>>200226792Half of them are obviously brown or jewishEven that fat one looks like he could be some slav jew
>>200226804why?
>>200226792Faustian image.
>>200226796synchronised wanking>>200226728Would your trilogy feature bigger luke?
>>200226761I wonder if Dooku's parents wealth and connections got him a spot in the Jedi academy, or does the academy only admit you if you have the right amount of thetans?
>>200226803this is what toxoplasmosis looks like
she ate the last supper. ALL OF it
>>200226729
>>200226853
>>200226761makes zero sense for his richfag parents to have ever let him become a jedi
>original trilogyfun soulful adventure>prequel trilogyexcellent lightsaber duels, excellent aesthetics, supreme soul>Disney trilogysoulless, generic, gay, dogshit, reddit tier, uncreative, boring, retarded
>>200226880Depends on if he was firstborn or not. Sort of like your son entering the church in the Middle Ages. Very common for second and thirdborn sons.
>>200226885>soulless, generic, gay, dogshit, reddit tier, uncreative, boring, retardedktim
>>prequel trilogy>excellent lightsaber duels, excellent aesthetics,
>>200226885to be fair you needed an extremely dense understanding of the western canon in order to appreciate the prequels
>london has 10x the tourists the 2nd most visited city (edinburgh) hashow do we fix this
>>200226899Fellow Crusader Kings II enjoyer.
JJ Abrams knows nothing about Star Trek or Star Wars. He is a soulless corporare FAGGOT who churns out gay slop for retards.
>>200226920destroy the london airport
>>200226920ship Big Ben up north
>Wounded in a strike that killed her family, a 2-year-old joins Gaza's ranks of thousands of orphans
literally all the lightsaber duels in the prequels are fucking awful
>>200226950Think you mean Massive Mohammed.
>>200226920give planning permission for more London hotels to be built and put and cap on prices with a band system then London could have 20x Edinburgh.
>>200226972haha yeah
>>200226792lol
>>200226971Hello JJ. Your movies suck balls and you should be fired.
>>200226986which current directors do you like?
Hm.
fascinating
considering a late night pot noodleodds i make itevens i ignore my hunger and try to sleep
DEWAL WIELD
>>200227000David Lynch
https://youtube.com/shorts/zJlyyGzuOjskinda kinoweird to think that the world population back then was half a billy at most
>>200227022damn i forgot a dubs option so that will have to count as an evenunless double dubs in which case i have a softt boiled egg and soldiers
Cardassian fucking shits
>>200226920Replace Cardiff with Edinburgh
>>200226761Count Dooku actually knew Darth Plagueis personally but he didn't know that he was a Sith Lord at the time.Plagueis and Sidious knew that Jedi Master Dooku was angry with the Jedi Order and they saw him as a potential ally.
woahwoaaaaah
Radical idea: abolish all examinations
>>200227066
>>200227185That's an interesting idea. Let's examine it more closely.
any sniffable feet in the nottingham area x
any sniffable arse in the surrey area x
Once had a guy outside a club in Manchester ask me if I was a famous actor and he didn't seem convinced when I said no.
oozing
>>200226920what other city could even think of hosting it?not that the IOC would even give it to us again for a few decades at least
odds one more episodeevens a short youtube video0, 69, or repeating digits close my screen and sleep
l'm so bored when l'm sober
>>200227238The Olympics should just be held every year in Athens. Would save billions in wasted spending and unused facilities. You could nominate a particular country to theme the opening and closing ceremony but the whole thing is a massive fucking scam.
>>200227253>one more episodeof what?
JAPAN
>>200227286wow trees next to buildings how Japanese
i'm wasting my life
>>200227259same. i hate it and myself but keep ending up addicted
Having a wank to my Tinder matches, with no intention of talking to any of them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxIz9djtw80
>>200227226Nobody here believes me because you're not as handsome as me.
>>200227293we know. you post on /brit/
>>200227286
>>200227349Yeah but the pink tree does brighten things up though tbf desu
>>200227238He's a moron if he thinks a Labour government will pay for that
>>200227349both are sovl
>>200227374so he shouldn't go JAPAN but instead LITTLE PINK TREES because if you took away them in the original image he posted it would look like some eastern europe sidewalk
>>200227377hot
>sidewalk
>>200227377>i want to be kidnapped and killed liken hat girlhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/gtDfPv08xLwwhy are kiwis so degenerate?
>yew shewtpid yank it's PATH
meant to type shtewpidabsolutely fucked it
seen politics of every king discussed ad nauseum in /brit/ for the past 8 years but suddenly it's ban worthy
>>200227459whenever we get a new janny they go on a power trip for a few weeks
I can hear music in my head even though there isn't any playingbit spooky
>>200227454>>200227434kwab
>>200227476https://youtu.be/DrvWXirIQbE
>>200227427are they aussies or kiwis?
*loudly sings La Marseillaise over you*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOeFhSzoTuc
going rorkemode on some ready salted
>>200227559kiwi mate
>>200227574shut up
>>200227559The actor who played Jango Fett in AOTC is a Maori kiwi.
>>200226381nice looking town, the real USA
>>200227643hi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtHC0cUtYJEthe watch x
>>200227427man women are retarded
nth for the gyaldem
I don’t even know what’s going on anymore
anime
>>200227701ugly slag
Big fan of Tears for Fears. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ye7FKc1JQe4
>>200227716check out this track mate it'll sort you outhttps://youtu.be/4znpQmVz9OM
>>200227427
>>200227772ANIME=LGBTQ=PAEDO
got the techre onhttps://youtu.be/HMpmI2F2cMs
Soldier F is David James Cleary, Bloody Sunday, Bengal Famine 1943, The Elgin Marbles, Free Derry, Pakis go home, Koh-i-Noor, Prince Andrew Epstein List, Kier Starmer is in the Trilateral Commission, Julian Assange, Princess Diana murdered
>>200227854Einstein, James Dean, Brooklyn's got a winning team, Davy Crockett, Peter Pan, Elvis Presley, Disneyland
>>200227854>Kier Starmer is in the Trilateral CommissionJordan Peterson is in that too
>>200227854ELLA
i have no hobbies, friends, or skills
>>200227854we didn't start the fire lost verse?
>Vulnerable, messy and bratty: The pop girlies having a momenthow is that news exactly
>>200227882go cry about it to the people who raised you
>>200227882James - GuardianStephen - CrownDonaldson - Son of the Lord of the UniverseMrBeast was blessed by god to guard the crown of the son of the lord of the universe.
breathe in now breathe outhands up now hands downback up back uptell me what you wanna do now
Good evening my fellow Free Planets Alliance enjoyers.
Jay Dyer spoke about the Trilateral Commission and he said it is one of the main globalist institutions along with the Bilderberg Group, Council on Foreign Relations, Zionist Organization, and Illuminati.
>>200227906why would i cry about itit's great, nobody expects me to do anything
>vulnerable, messy and brattydiego on a night out in soho
>Olympics Day 1 begins in 4 hours 20 minutesI think you lot ought to be getting to bedchop chop
>>200227938badminton more like terribleminton
>>200227938got concealed carry class tomorrowfuckass state requires it to be eight fucking hours long
>>200227938Insectoid sports first I see.
>>200227951here's an ideadon't have a gun and give peace a chance>>200227950good one
>>200227920>Jay DyerA writer and researcher from the Southern United States with a B.A. in philosophy, Jay Dyer's graduate work focused on the interplay of literary theory, espionage, and philosophy. He is dedicated to investigating the deeper themes and messages found in our globalist pseudo-culture, illustrating the connections between philosophy, metaphysics, secret societies, Hollywood, psychological warfare, and comparative religion. Jay is a regular contributor to Intelligence Hub, 21st Century Wire, and Soul of the East, and his work has appeared in alternative media outlets like Activist Post, Red Ice, Waking Times, Rense, Icke, and Infowars. He has also appeared on the Alex Jones Show.DO I CARE?
Looks like Elton John farted on this thread.
British people have black souls
>>200228013that finna be true*starts twerking*
>>200228013Wasted yute, like a bomboclot.
>>200227967but im a weak low t twink and need a gun for protection from big strong men
>>200227968https://youtu.be/py6JS8rQ1uM
>>200228023fking wet yutes fem like
>>200228048
>>200226029Maintaining your nuclear triad (Vista notwithstanding) and a very technologically advanced military is not cheap. Also, you are absolutely engaged in every war the US is via NATO and the "special relationship".
>>200226214FIRE THAT COPY EDITOR
>>200226029>despite currently being engaged in no wars whatsoeverThey're waging a war on your mind.Look up Tavistock.Also America has its own version of Tavistock called the Stanford Research Institute.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfxmcCeE5YM&list=OLAK5uy_mfoXw7nWKTNA-GfIEo5CFEXyyBjivRDac&index=8
>>200227762>autechrejeez haven't heard that since uni in the late 90s
>>200228190We don't say uni in America.
I want to go bowling lads.
>>200227938HE
>>200227735luv em x
>>200228211I went to uni in London though, guy.
HEY! Been tryin' to meet ya
I'm trans(species)
>>200228275 There can be adaptation within a species but a species doesn't change into a different species. Evolution is a lie from the Freemasons.
I'm transhuman
I’m a poo man
>>200228320>>200228320>>200228320
