For the discussion of British culture https://youtu.be/EUrUfJW1JGk?si=pIYbOcu7qtizyp3s
Why does he post the candles?
>>200228339some of lifes best mysteries always go unanswered
geoffrey, from an objective point of view WHOoOOoOOoOOoOO
done a wank and came so much im just gonna bin the boxers cuz there's so much fucking spunk on them
okay so if Homo neanderthalensis is a clade and a clade contains all the descendants of an ancestor, then all humans with Homo neanderthalensis DNA are homo neanderthalensis specimens.
>>200228321
>>200228365On the Masonic theory of evolution from the perspective of Orthodox saintshttps://youtu.be/Y0sdPLJO3cE
>>200228372had a huge crush on frankie when i was younger desu
>>200228372what’s going on here
this was my gamer icon on the xbox 360
>>200228387
>>200228434
When the nightHas comeAnd the land is darkAnd the moon is the only light we'll see
I'm a 44 year old unemployed balding male virgin living with my aging parents with no career, marketable skills, or close friends. About a month ago I applied to be a manager at my retail job and was rejected, and feeling unappreciated, I decided to quit. My plan was to go back to school to earn a degree, but at my age, it mostly feels pointless, as it could be 10 years before I accomplish that and work long enough to make decent money, and by that point the only women willing to sleep with me will be older, less attractive, and carrying kids/emotional baggage from prior relationships. I wanted to be a musician when I was younger, but didn't start playing an instrument until I was 20, and by the time I transferred to a 4 year college for music at the ripe old age of 25, I still wasn't good enough to hack it in their program and had to drop out.
as far as I can tell men are not lovingdesperately needy, yes, but not loving
>>200228456wow cool
shout out to his family
Only 15 years ago India was considered a tourist destination for rich people who want spiritual enlightenment. And now this and scam calls are what they're mostly known for, I've never seen a country take such a big PR hit without starting a war.
>>200228456dr acula prescribes you stop blogging
>>200228493The Internet and its consequences have been a disaster for the Pajeet race.
seeing ads on youtube for the first time in many yearsit's over
>>200228554uBlock broken?
>>200228554works on my machine
Why are Americans so obsessed with the word ass
>>200228632You are not allowed to post the mice
no mice
>>200228582Yikes you sound really assmad, Asshurt bitch. Yall are reddit tourists. American website.
wow Japan is so beautiful!https://youtu.be/FhWbhTn0aB4?si=vFjypR5MRxz8Azvr
>>200228658japans population shrank by half a million people last year
>>200228658Looks a bit like rudd van nistelrooy
>>200228673ok? too many people on earth anyway
>>200228673another nuke?
>>200228582All youns say arse all the time so what does it matter
start asian hate
>>200228721Not allowed.
no reggies !!
>>200228721wtf
>>200228721>>200228730>>200228746Allowed
I saw a mouse once. Dreadful creatures.
mad that fish in the deep ocean look fucking horirfyingmad how there's still so many species down there we have literally no idea exist
irrelevant catchphrase ;D
What I wouldn’t give for just one sniff.
it's unironically true that japan has more media exports than all of europe if you don't count the uk and the only reason the uk exports lots of pop music is because we speak the same langauge as the usa
dont know what this webm is
Women’s Olympic tennis starting at midnight (5 AM Greenwich) lads.
>>200228777yh?
I’m so drunk and high on cocaine for fucks sakeJust ripped a full bag there
laci also known as my first waifu
>>200228797there's no way they'd make the tennis start at 6am local you fat moronyour maths are clearly wrong
>>200228809Your throne, majesty
Anglia.
>>200228814she is beautiful tbfhalf persian you knowlooks fully white thoughI will make her right wing by the power of my penis
Find it a bit odd that Britain never succeeded at making a big film scene. Of course they make a lot of films and a lot are quality but no one says they enjoy ‘British films’. It just doesn’t happen in the same way people adore French films or Italian films or American films. Strange.
>>200228817Yeah?
got a better PC than you
can't post that toby
>>200228836We made the best film ever.
>>200228862Old ahh blud movie *skull emoji*
>>200228835iranian women are beautiful
>>200228836>Find it a bit odd that Britain never succeeded at making a big film scene.U wotThe Brits did James Bond.
>>200228862The trick William Potter is not minding that it hurts.
>>200228837yes that's clearly because ESPN don't know when it actually starts so that's a default placeholderJust checked a more reputable source, the Olympics website itself and it said it starts at 11am UK, 6am EST.You may apologise now.https://olympics.com/en/paris-2024/schedule/tennis?day=27-july
>>200228827Fuck you on about cunt Am no some daft Hanoverian.
>>200228836British industry at one time tried to make their own westerns set in South Africa
>>200228888Sent that Yank straight to hell. Also quads.
>>200228877all them middle easterners arethat's why they need to cover them upthe gulf ones have huge obesity crises though
>>200228836due to the shared language, british actors and directors ply their trade in america. all this talk of french and italian films is just american hipsters lavishing praise on obscure films just because it's foreign.
For the Irish people there needs to be a strict but fluid transition from a Gaelic revival and the Celtic spring while also recognising our Anglo heritage and contribution to the most advanced race in the history of human kimd (English, Scottish, Irish, Welsh) Force cunts to speak Gaelic but keep great relations with the Brits I always say. Refuse Gaelic culture and you refuse the notion of an Ireland itself.
>>200228909imagine if the mena didn't get ruined by islam it would be brilliant, it would be like europes latin america
>For the Irish people there needs to be a strict but fluid transition from a Gaelic revival and the Celtic spring while also recognising our Anglo heritage and contribution to the most advanced race in the history of human kimd (English, Scottish, Irish, Welsh)
>>200228909We need to liberalize the Middle East so we can steal their women, though they are already drifting away from Islam without any help
>>200228929then I wonder where we'd draw the civilisation line of "us" vs "them"India?
>>200228967if they're fit women basically
>>200228959reckon there's a happy goldilocks zone between islam and the degeneracy that Paris illustrated a few hours ago that the entire world can happily settle in tobut everyone wants one of the two extremes instead
>>200228967Us (white) vs. Them (brown)
>>200228967i imagine we'd still have the race bullshit to justify treating them as the 'other' but still consider them to be a part of but just inferior part of our civilisation.
gooning so hard to thishttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1721749870405730.webm
>>200228990I think religion and race are quite intertwined thoughEven racist people don't dislike Greeks or Cypriots or Maltese or Andalusian Spaniards even though they get pretty tanBut you step one inch into muslim Turkey and it's another species entirelyIslam really makes a man lose his white credentials I even struggle to see Khabib as white desu as long as he has that pube beard
no question no responsejust smelly baloney balls smeared all over a cockroach's greasy pig face
The Afrikaaners Fly Above.
Bunch of miserable, inbred, alcoholic, peasant minded, freedom loving, humble bastards in the fields. That’s the spirit. We love exploration for the laugh of it. Good craic. Good relations. Abolishing slavery. Giving all our rivals our inventions because you’ve got to see this.
>>200229007this is literally what hindus did to the lower caste which is why these cunts were easy pickings for islam in the first place
The Virgin Atlantic vs the Chad Qantas
>>200228959Unironically the CIA should force google to change it's algorithms to push atheism in the middle east like it did in the west.
>At several screenings in Beirut, Muslim audiences rose to their feet and applauded during the scene where Saladin picks up a fallen crucifix and places it back on top of a table after the siege of Jerusalem has ended.
The, umSecond Dreamliner.So to speak.
>>200228989I’m using the term ‘liberalize’ liberally here, obviously we shouldn’t start pushing W*ke malarkey on them but literally any sort of social reform is pretty liberalistic compared to what middle eastern islam does
>>200229037those goofy niggas love that movieeven started a bunch of bullshit rumours that Ed Norton had converted to Islamthey did the same thing with Neil Armstrong and spread bullshit lies that he heard the call to prayer whilst he was in space they're such shameless liars
>>200229066Neil Armstrong converting to Islam on the moon is one of my favourite conspiracy theories ngl
>>200229055the truth is these countries would be irrelevant if not for oil. fundamentalist islam and the banning of the printing press set the middle east back centuries. lucking into oil was a gift from fucking allah for them
Turkey’s youth and young adults are massively atheist overall Their women are ripe for the picking lads… passport bros we have a chance…
>>200229095Based Ataturk. One of the true OG niggas
>>200229073and then the american government wouldn't let him talk about it because zionism or something
>>200228320>United Kingdom of Great Britain, Northern Ireland, Australia, Canada, and New ZealandThis happened.
>>200228901name 2
Stiff upper lip boys Can get as bad as fuck but we’ll be sound Born of these windswept isles boys. Keep your head high. You’re a Briton sure, and we aren’t cowards. We never surrender our isle. Our sacred home that God almighty himself gave us.
>>200229095imagine your chances if you nominally converted to islam whilst really not giving a shit at allthey'd be throwing their daughters at you
>>200229120every time I see a gay little CANZUK supporter I want to pummel him until he criesIt died with Erin O'Toolelet it go lad
>>200229024yeah my hypothetical is just imagine if islam literally was never invented
>>200229139
>>200229120CANZUK is DEAD TING.AUKUS is PENG TING.Get that thru your head wet yute.
God almighty, bless these isles From Kerry to Kent to Sutherland to Donegal One people.
>>200229173yeahexcept the Cornish fuck them
>>200228434>>200228387
im like some kind of supernovawatch out
Nearer my God to thee...
im gayas in happy i am actually homophobicim scared of my house
Gn /brit/
>>200229259night
>>200229162>>200229139>doesn't know the planMad
just had a spider crawl up from underneath the toilet seat onto my cock
>>200229225Nah alright cunts them Just daft about their mad pasties. Mental bastards
Want are Emma to squat down over me and let it all out.
Does normal almost 30 yo guys get turn on watching this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2dRcipMCpwWanted to watch some softcore rn but didn't got any horny. Dn if I'm just fucked up.
From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me
>>200229278fakecel moment
>>200229316vpncel moment
>>200229298yeah because billie eye lash is 30 years old too
>>200229343wdym. If it's some nonce joke just shut up.
What is the best county England
>>200229359u fuckin wot you cunt
the beatles made two hilarious films chock full of wit and i never hear anyone mention them. i showed Help! to a friend and she fell asleep.
anyone remember the cuckio meme
i am not malaponte
I wouldn't mind having sex right now.
might do a jizz
>>200229483>>200229500you two should hook up
mum was watching some british show set in the early 1900's or something on the telly and there was a black lady in it and I wanted to say something racist but I didn't
>>200229475al gore is the tony benn of US politicsbest president you never had
>>200229408little kermit the frog voiced bitch
>>200229541see this is why she didn't age wellthere is NO such thing as a healthy tansunbathing is the most absurd thing a human being can possibly do
>>200229550yea white ppl should stay out of the sun. asians do it and they have more melanin than us
>Their's no Hogwarts theme park in Scotland.Bit odd that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvsBJNFj1fs
>>200229541accio sticker
>>200229408a fraud and a grifter
>>200229550retardcongrats on being brainwashed by the sunscreen industrymoron
>>200229633enjoy skin cancer and sandpaper-like skin retard
Stonehenge
Mental how this Unitedstatian is using another paragraph with the vocative.
M' 'ead 'urts.
>>200229633The sunscreen industry WANTS you to sunbathe so that you'll use their product you mong.
>>200229647clueless little sunless bow legged goblinpathetic
>summer
>>200228721Allowed
>>200229674sunblock isn't made for sunbathing dumbasssunblock companies tell people "oh remember to always apply sunblock before going outside otherwise you'll get cancer lol!"
>>200229676its 5am ffs
>>200229675>NOOOO YOU CAN'T TAKE CARE OF YOUR SKIIIIN AAAAHHH
>sunblock isn't made for sunbathing dumbass
Dexter chads we backhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGgV0EiHulo
the cancer rate in scotland is incredibly high and lack of sunlight is believed to be one of the causes
>>200229710was new blood any good
https://youtu.be/auZwqkpMeTA?si=mhiehoXVeib43vnoхaхaхa клacc
not allowed, toby
>>200229716about 5% of it was good
What happened to Songs from the Big Chair edition?
>omg sunlight is liderally poison guys
Why did English people like the French Opening Ceremony so much?
>>200229722I don't know the maths to do that effect.
>>200229722thats road rash
>>200229701avoiding sunlight isn't taking care of your skinI know exactly what you look and smell like and it's awful
I'm learning about the Plantagenets recently. They're all just FRENCH. Bri'ish culture is FRENCH
>>200229788nah he's right white people dont need that much sunlight to create vitamin D. excess sun just ages you like shit and increases your risk of skin cancer dramatically. the irony of it all is the other races are trying to look as white as possible by avoiding tans/ skin bleaching etc while white people are literally cooking themselves for vanity. clown world.
>>200229717pyбинmong
Can anyone larp as a girl while we talk about naughty and dirty things?
>>200229757You get insta banned and swatted for posting it now and rightly so.
>>200229809>Plantagenetsthis guy would be their King now btw
>>200229809The Tudors were Welsh. The Stuarts were Scottish. Hanovers were German. And so on.
>>200229809Plantagenets were a house that branched off from the Normans. It's all to do with the Norman conquest.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arIXPn0g9lI&list=OLAK5uy_mbJE2Gr-lnWErnrWm0EIis3DAGWYbcpK0&index=9
>>200229809>>200229853all germanic tribes at the end of the dayone people
>>200229767English people like to base their culture on French culture these days. Both countries have fully embraced ESG and DEI.
>>200229809Wait till you hear what american culture is centerd around
>britbongs actually loved the opening ceremony
This post will never see the light of day because I have officially incurred my 50th ban on /tv/ and they're going to charge me federally.
There are microplastics in your testiclesThere are microplastics in your testiclesThere are microplastics in your testiclesThere are microplastics in your testicles
>>200229821you fucking stinkyou should be sunbathing as much as possible considering where you livebut you won't because you're a sickly brain damaged and easily influenced ghoulthis is why over 50% of british people are rickety bowlegged humpbacked messestragic
>>200229890i wear the best fragrances (lynx africa)
>>200229876screaming
>Post successful!huh.
>>>/bant/20855783>>>/bant/20855783>>>/bant/20855783early new
>>200229885>>200229912What did you post?
>>200229809>>200229856Indeed, the English were conquered by the French(Normans), and to this day, continue to worship their French monarchs. It is the English way.William the Conqueror came in, committed mass murder, rape, pillaging and more, but the weak, tame English continued to worship him as their King. It's the way the English are: subservient, weak, accepting of authority. This can be observed in their behavior today.
>>200229925A cheesy gordita crunch
I don't believe it! There she goes again! She's tidied up and I can't find anything! All my tubes and wires and careful notes!
>>200229927>their French monarchsOur monarchs haven't been French for ages. Did you not learn about the 100 Years' War?
>>200229927you yanks love to wax lyrical about european history that predates your own by centuries as if your whole being wasnt just a footnote in european power struggles. there's houses here older than your whole fucking country. pax britannica lasted for a hundred years. you've had 30 years as the top dog after the soviet union collapsed and you're already in terminal decline. get fucked
Do you play any sports? If so, what are they?
>>200230079>you've had 30 years as the top dog after the soviet union collapsedRetarded if you actually believe this.
Wanking at distance
>>200230079>pax britannica lasted for a hundred years.the good old days...
my monarchs are austrian
>>200230077Was ironically because the British royal family considered themselves to be the proper owners of large swathes of France previously possessed by their (French and Norman) forebears
>>200229927You've sent this lad >>200230079 seething over your retarded shitpost.
>>200230158They were. The French even recognized Henry V and his claim.
look at this dog
>Arthur, Prince of Wales, robbed of us a modern King Arthur>pic related was nextBros....
>>200230225can't stand people who let their animals piss and defecate in the houseget a fucking dogdoor catflap bitch
>>200230079Pffahahaha you bongs actually believe the Soviet Union were the top dogs? Hahahahaha holy shit you're deluded.Imagine coping this hard because you worship a bunch of french people that conquered you easily nearly 1000 years ago.
Might fire up a new CK3 game lads, what start should I pick?
>>200230315England
>You ever smoke weed after a run?>No>It feels so good it's fucking unreal>...cool>You should come with me some time>Nah I'll pass. Sounds funActual dialogue.
>>200230300You're not helping alleviate the American education meme here, buddy.
mad that Indonesia has nearly 300 million people yet rarely if ever is in the news
>>200230382>leaf moron trying to insert himself
Gonna molest the person below.
MAd that when a muslim gets kicked in the UK it's headline news, and meanwhile in india they have an average of 8 lynchings a month atm and they don't care
Remember discovering 'spaghetti stories' and having it be validated to me that it's a common part of the male experience to just completely drop the ball and realize it 5 days later.
>>200230418i mean India has a much longer history of ethno-relgious violence than the UK does. it's pretty much baked into their society at this point
>>200230407>seething
>>200230418Hahaha just molested you.
really like some cask ales but hate how they aren’t chilled at the pubcan’t stand as bd warm beer
Thank God /v/ taught me about 'fake fun'Now I'll never be tricked into unjustifiably enjoying myself
>>200230594/v/ is unusable
me getting arrested because I made a simple misinterpretation when my neighbour's wife asked whether I want to "come inside"
I shagged Queen Victoria
>>200230647This is a level of not funny that I forgot existed
>>200230733>Saint Patrick's Cross Nice. Fucking use it already.
>>200230725>18 year old wife>58 year old husbandI wonder...
/v/ is just sad and worn out and oldIt's the same fucking threads day in and day out. Women, trannies and the twitter mob is trying to invade their video games and replace the pretty girls with overweight black lesbians.This is true. It's just depressing at this point.
>>200230839It's been like that for years. A giant shithole that should be wiped out
>>200230845Edward VII was a cunt in this.
imagine playing video games in 2024 lol there literally hasn’t been a single good game since read dead 2 and even that was woke and boring with no replayability
>>200230875defeated guardian ape then immediately went to the depths to defeat him againhated it used every single rare consumable i have
>>200230875bit of a miserable cunt aren't you
>>200230875I recently played FF16, Stellar Blade, Star Ocean & Mario Wonder.
>>200230900sounds like chinky pedo shite >>200230896no>>200230895Don’t know what that is
>>200230900just bought an oled ultrawide monitorpeng
What was the last game you played that felt like an "actual game".Say what you will about Bethesda and all the baggage about being an awkward, janky mess (I have), they come from a time technology was being used to imagine and achieve fascinating new things.Even when Fallout 4 completely misses the mark, it still feels like a "game" that was made by people that had a love for creating a world that lets you walk around inside their head.
>>200230915I'm thinking of getting an inzone monitor.
>>200230954I've never played a Bethesda game.
>>200230955i rate OLEDleagues above IPS
>>200230990Birgit?
I've lost all my friends in the last year or so, and all I have left are coworkers who don't want to do anything, and a cat28 with a cat and no friendsI must change this
sad to think that all those cute girls in new wave music videos from the late 70s and early 80s are all old now
>>200231011we're all gonna die
>>200231022>belly piercingD R O P P E D
>>200231015wonder if martha and the muffins ever made it to echo beach
>>200230980Just checked and the inzone monitors are also OLED. I'm getting this.
>rate of girls wearing skirts has gone downwhat happened
>>200231113too much austerity
>>200231130He shat himself there.
corr
hello
>>200231175why would he snitch
>>200231175Which one of you was this then>>200231191Because he's autistic.
>>200231191autistic people arent functional it probably is actual sexual abuse
>>200230974Okay so these games are beloved by many.For good reason, there's a lot to say about them and they have a lot of good things going for them.Nerds that were into fantasy and role playing games in the 90s were given a computer. They created dense and intricate worlds where you could write a video essay about a character that you meet for 5 minutes in one mission (and people do) and a cup of coffee on somebody's desk has a story or a joke behind it.These games are so beloved that people completely overlook just how broken, clunky, awkward, janky, buggy and literally broken these games are.There are many adjectives describing slightly different versions of the same thing, which is where a character yells "Stop right there, criminal scum!", does a perfect pivot until they're facing you, stops, does an animation where they take our their sword, pivots again, they run towards you but they run into a cow, and then you jump on top of someone's mailbox and they just slide on the ground for all eternity.This is what I have been saying forever. Forever is since I was about 13 yeas old on /v/.When I say that Fallout 3 is probably one of the buggiest pieces of software ever sold for money, I'm not exaggerating.In recent years, however, the things that always pulled people in (the writing, the humor and the worldbuilding) has waned, and all that you get left with is something that hurts to look at and is so buggy that it feels like you're at a loss if you aren't just exploiting it.There's this one video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Scfv1phAJcw that was kind of a sign of the times and a watershed moment where someone points out just how little sense and just how bad the writing was.Play New Vegas. It's a lot more 'fun' and forgiving than Fallout 3.Thank you for letting me post about video games without attaching some kind of politics or emotional overhead about human behavior.It's been so long.
>>200231249didn't read but i respect your opinions
>>200231249no need for such a long post and nobody's going to read it
>>200229010>Islam really makes a man lose his white credentialsI agree but I still wouldn't call Levantine Christians "white". They probably have more Greek/Southern European admixture but they're still fundamentally semitic. That's not really an indictment though, they're great people. Islam was/is a scourge
Rorke on a man one
>>200231249>>Play New Vegas. It's a lot more 'fun' and forgiving than Fallout 3.I'll check it out.>>200231274I read it.
>>200230954Prey 2017
just realised a policeman's nightstick is the same thing as a tonfa
>>200231301just realise that did you, yeah?
>>200231283>censoring arse
>>200231175Lucky bastard.
>>200231314....yh
>>200231323Children walk the streets
>>200231328women....
think if you're censoring words on graffiti you really don't know what you're doing
always forget that they live (1988) had rowdy roddy piper and not kurt russell
>>200231360I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum
>>200231382shake it baby
>>200231382and i'm all out of asses to kick *stands there chewing for 5 minutes*
>Stock markets in Europe and Asia took a tumble on Thursday as jitters over the future artificial intelligence-driven growth of major tech companies sparked a global sell-off.>The pan-European Stoxx 600 closed the day down 0.7%, having been hit by a near 4% decline in the Dutch chipmaker ASML, a 7% drop in Germany’s Infineon Technologies, and a 13.7% fall in Switzerland’s semiconductor company STMicroelectronics.>The rout began in the US overnight, where the tech-focused Nasdaq fell 3.6% on Wednesday, marking its biggest single-day decline since 2022. About $1tn (£776bn) was knocked off the value of the Nasdaq 100, which covers the most valuable firms on the index.Told you all AI is a bubble.
>>200231382and you are a lot of cum also
>>200231359you can make a point without being lurid
>>200231404it'll be like the dotcom crash of the early 2000sa lot of shit will be wiped out but AI is here to stay
>>200230594>>200230622/v/ is a shithole
>>200231451AI is a meme
>>200231488nah its scarily good at certain things and only improving. will make a lot of peoples jobs redundant.
>>200231445graffiti is objectively that in nature
How afraid are you really
With tens of thousands of immis coming in legally every month, why does rorke think the boats are the problem?
>>200231510needn't be
>>200231542because the daily mail said so
>>200231504Nah its not lolJust spews out random garbageIt'll be no different to computers, that didn't make millions redundant
Sex with Theresa Mays rectal passage
LONGBOWS
Haven't had a dream in a long time lads
>>200231581This. Like 8 hours.
Say his name and he appears
>>200231548we shouldnt underestimate it lad. it's still in its infancy and already having serious effects in a lot of fields. unlike computers which were still worker controlled, AI can just remove the worker entirely. without regulation and some sort of intervention, it could really fuck up society
KNIGHTSKNIGHTS>>200231628Tradiebros we're STILL winning5000 years on a row WINNING
>>200231628>AI can just remove the worker entirely.No it can't, all AI can do like any computer is calculation.AI can't cook a meal, or drive a car, or install equipment etc
>>200231693in* a row sorrybillmen...
>>200231730>>200231580MY LORD, WE'VE LOST HALF OUR MEN
New?
Rorke has been absolutely raped and gaped in the cool summer of 2024
https://youtu.be/XVekJTmtwqMThinking about buying a .357 mag revolver for the woods but mostly so I can feel like a Cowboy
Punctured anus on a hillside desolate.Will gaping make a man of me yet?
men with a small penis are obsessed with big guns or machineries
>>200231919>>200231919>>200231919
