Washington Crossing the Delaware edition
>boot up windows>a dozen command prompts pop up for a split secondi done goofed didnt i
>>200228097I just stubbed my toe and it hurt so bad that my ears started ringing.
I could honestly beat the fuck out of janny
>French Olypmics openingWHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT.>>200228116Microsoft Autoruns, run it as admin, check logon and scheduled task tabs.
Hope your days going ok guys
>>200228216You fuckin punk, pussy, fuck you chumpGive me a one on one, see if I don't fuck you up
>>200228228Um... awkward...
>>200228262u ain't from memphis if you never had this
there's nowhere else i would rather spend my friday nights than on \cum\.
>>200228322
>>200228335based(but actually not because we need to meet girls)
>>200228346That bird looks like a dork, I bet he has that geek rizz.
>>200228346that thing fed by gavage and braised in red wine
Have you ever received comments about your willy?Out of the ~50 girls I've had sex with, three have called me thick. Most make no explicit comments, though none seemed disappointed.
>>200228398And then you woke up
>>200228335Same. Every night actually. I look forward to watching YouTube and browsing /cum/ after work
>>200228398I cant even remember the last time a girl talked to me that I didnt already know
>>200228097i ate too much bros, i dunno if im gonna make it
Thank God I'm not French right now lmao imagine being known as the most faggy and flamboyant people in all of Europe and then confirming all the memes made about your country for hundreds of years in one evening lmao
i'm a virgin like every cummer worth his salt
>>200228424I want to fuck a French femboy. That is all.
>>200228398when i was 7 a female doctor inspected my little hairless nuts because there was a rash inside my thighs. that was the last time anyone besides my own self has seen my penis
>>200228398Only had sex with 7 different women and only thing I have heard is that I get insanely hard (like a stone) and I have nice balls.
>>200228398Last girl who blew me said twice how big I was. I’m pretty sure it was a humiliation ritual because I’m average sized.
>He's only had sex with 50 girls
>>200228442such a powerful image
>>200228436Same, the last time someone saw my dick was like four years ago when I had to get a physical for uni. She didn't say anything.
>>200228436Penis inspection day was actually real!?
>>200228462You've never had your balls checked? Are you poor or something?
Any experience from dual citizens working in the US with a foreign degree? Specifically from Mejico? I'm sure they're valid but I've been reading about validating my studies with NACES and stuff and I'm concerned about it
good news guys, yesterday i glued my flip flops back together and it's been working perfectly, no problems so far, i hope that news makes your day a little bit brighter if only a little bit
The only time a female has ever seen my penis was when a black female nurse looked mine when I was 15I started leaking precum after she put my pants back up
>>200228477why do you need shoes if you don't leave the house?
>this nigga skipped penis inspection daybro thats why girls dont approach you, they look up your stats on Tinder
>>200228451I'm 35 years old, so it averages out to a completely mediocre count.
>>200228485Mine was some old white chick who looked like Nurse Jackie and she had very cold hands, so I don't think I could get a hard on even if I tried.
>>200228346qt
>>200228499I don't believe youPost pics or gtfo
>>200228501Edie Falco is hot dude what are you gay
>>200228507Pics of my wrinkled and grizzled face? Pics of some of the girls I've fugged? Pics of my willy?
>>200228501The black girl was in her 20s and she had a nice assI still remember it lolI jacked off when I got back home from the doctor to her and came so hard
>>200228514Was I supposed to get an erection in front of some random nurse and my mother? Is that the straight option?
I remember a few years ago some guy uploaded like a dozen old german porno films from the 70s to Youtube. They were a series called school girl diaries or something but they all got taken down and someone said a lot of the girls were underaged (knowingly). Germans were wild with that shit.
>>200228488flip flop not shoes and i do leave the house sometimes and have shoes but flip flops are for the house because if not the soles of my feet get dirty and i dont like dirty feet on my bed
>>200228525That's the /cum/ option son, you failed.
>>200228531remember when youtube had porn. good times.
>>200228538I'm not a horndog, I don't think I've ever done something like that before. Which is weird since I've had a porn addiction since I was like ten. They say the reason us zoomers are prudes is because of all the porn.
>>200228531no one gave a shit about that until very recently, it's not just germans, as long as the girl doesnt look like a child it wasn't pedo and like a lot 15 yo and around that age do not look like children
I like pump action shotguns I just wish I weren't a peasant with no gun rights
If women can cum from a back massager then my 5.5inch penis is enough.
>>200228523pics of girls
>>200228565you're penis does not vibrate
>>200228560you're no Mannerheim
One of the gay Finnish anons said I was hung, so I like their posters now.
>>200228531Uhmm 70's were wild, sweden used to have full on cp magazines, swedish national library used to loan out copies up until the 2000's
>>200228592Which one?
>>200228592i remember reading that thread a week or so ago. i need to get off this damn website
>>200228609IDK, I hope it was one of the cute ones.
>>200228587Not right now I'm not
>>200228592Let's see it
>>200228209>>French Olypmics opening>WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT.I genuinely don't even think that an American opening ceremony would be that degenerate.
>>200228603Used to be a thing where Euros would be like omg Americans are such prudes about sex, and Americans would say euros were pussies about violence.
>>200228653it still is true except for the violence thing i guess
will never have sex
>>200228653To be fair, there's a lot of american vs american violence
MR. PRESIDENT (2028)
>>200228649I don't think it would be. Even if you're not religious that was just hot garbage. Frogs got embarrassed by the 2012 London opener, not to mention Beijing.
>>200228708literally who
Some incel dude reviewing one of those old german movies lolhttps://youtu.be/q8ZL37mIueU?si=xo6cMX3VE0zSBAdx&t=489
>>200228567
>>200228677we get it nephew get some more personality traits
>>200228720Christopher Poole
>>200228720that's how I know you're a doomed nation. I really hope you all enjoy the bed you've made.
i love whygena (im serious)
>>200228731fake
>>200228733nope, i'll remind you every day
Illegal aliens? WTF is going on
>>200228739He won't run, he doesn't have the rizz
>>200228739I dont know why you think I'd remember who the creator of paypal is
>>200228731now post her spread labia
>>200228773he can't run to begin with that's why he's setting up to occupy his shadow presidency position>>200228780because he just picked your VP
Janny is sending out bans
Mowing, lifting, sowing, balingDrawing, hauling, and buck brakingBacking, stacking, ploughing, crashingTipping, wrapping, and tail doors flappingSucking diesel, cutting, truckingSpreading piping and double clutchingSpinning, sliding, digging, riggingRaring, tearing, losing, winning
>>200228677C'mon pedozilian, cheer up a little, just stop being a weirdo and you'll have sex, or even better make love Reminder that sex is for having babies, not just pleasure
>>200228398What's the hottest girl you've been with
>>200228802why would he pick nicole shanahan?
techno techno techno techno techno house music
>>200228889is this the guy with the gf whos brother is autistic or something and tries to do witchcraft his sisters bf?
>>200228889VERONICA
>>200228889I pray to God so freaky ass and crazy ass girls don't get near me no more
>>200228908That is Rebecca Black from the song "Friday".
>>200228936wow she got hot
as soon as a guy gets a gf all his friendships are null and void
I just want a woman to fuck me and leave
BUN.Q! "music, baby - original mix" sort of garbage but it is what it is (is music)
>>200228949This pedozilian right here is going full on incel mode, 2017 is calling you
tomorrow is my birthday, i'll be 26
>>200228947
>>200228970I'm happy for you!!!!!Yayyyy
>>200228966he's right thoughever
>>200228949not like my douchebag ""friends""" ever want to hang out anyway
why do narcissists get get jealous of other peoples birthdays and pretnd its theirs too?
>>200228855I dunno lol.
the passing of time leaves empty lives, waiting to be filled
>>200228977I can tell this girl is crazy >>200228983He's not, stop being a child
>>200228984i think men dont even want friends anymore after a certain age
How many of you guys are circumcised? I've been thinking that it's pretty weird that you can probably physically distinguish Americans from much of the world just because we cut our tip blankets off.
>>200228985attention
Oh dang janny still be sperging? lol
freed from desire - gala
>>200229001I think you're being really immature and raging like a little kid, man up
>>200228996She came out a "lesbian"
>>200229001Women are incredibly shitty friends, they do not even compare to male friendships whatsoever
do mentally ill females really like it when they get texts like "good morning my beautiful and mentally ill princess"? i could do that to someone. but probably not so cringe - what i mean is the well i guess calling her beautiful, and mentally ill
>>200229030grim
>>200229003Thankfully I'm not, that's the only thing I don't like about Christianity and Judaism, it's alright if it helped avoid infections for men in the past, but right now it just feels like mutilation, and I think it also creates a lot of sexual deviants
>>200229003As far as I'm concerned you aren't a real american if you're uncut
>>200229003I'd guess 80-90% of Anglophone Americans are circumcised. Most intact guys I've seen or known were Asian or born abroad
>>200229049What about the amish? Do they circumcise too?
>>200229030To each their own >>200229036The right question would be "how do I get a girlfriend that's not mentally ill" Stupid
chubby girls are so sexy
>>200229003Yes I'm cut
thread's been dogshit all fuckin dayweekend /cum/ blows ass
>>200229060Amish aren't American they're Amish.
>>200229070just leave then for once
>>200229075Alright what about Mormons?
I'm 27 and a virgin, I honestly just want to see what it feels like to touch a woman
>>200229070Janny banned all the good posters
>>200229062Pedozilian, your tastes are disgusting
>>200229082>>
>>200229087this but 26
>>200229087It feel damn good, just don't tell them you're a virgin. Start doing stuff that gives you genuine and internal confidence and they'll start swarming you like moths to light
>>200229113>just be confident bro
>>200229113Mexican women don't behave like American women.
>>200229124It's real >>200229133I've been with both, and europeans too, it's the same
they should just call this general hoe discussion. that's all you niggas talk about
>act "confident">treated the exact same
>>200229059*head turns into a steam whistle and lets out a loud toot*
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DON'T STICK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY, IT CAN GENUINELY RUIN YOUR LIFE AND TURN YOUR LIFE INTO A NIGHTMARE STRAIGHT FROM HELL
you doin ho activities with ho tendencieshoes is yo friends hoes is yo enemies
>>200229141
about to have sex
>>200229150autismo
>>200229149Duh, that's because you're acting, dumbass, is not genuine
just had sex
>>200229172same, with your mom
>>200229149and don’t forget to shower and work on your personality
>>200229147Average nu/cum/ discussion:>Politics>Wahh I'm a virgin>Wahh janny banned me
>>200229169
running wildy laps with a level 5. he was scared of me for the first 30 mins. im still scared of him (black magic - extended mix (steve dekay))
/cum/ should be canadians and americans only
>>200229191>obese>no hips>dresses like a THOTyah ima pass on the puta
>>200229202holy BASED
>>200229202>cute witch from your childhood>sexy british accent>hasnt had another mans child>does have a family, wtf>isnt casting in AMS shit
cum feels so good when you aint got a bitch in ya ear telling you it's bad
>>200229210Canada USA Montana Mississippi Maine Minnesota Michigan Maryland Massachusetts Missouri
bird of prey - vaent
>>200229243AHS*
>>200229188you would like that wouldn’t you stinky incel boy
^ brit on proxy
one of my favorite restraints that closed down after a fire opened up recently.
the parasite "no u"s
>>200229280nigga having a stroke
I have literally never seen a tranny in real life
>>200229199Imagine if janny banned for virgin whining that belongs on r9k...haha yeah right janny is an incel. Reminder that we need high quality posts in this comminuted
>restraints
autismo is so autistic that he can only "no u" and always make it not make sense. what a useless human being
>>200229280>favorite restraintsuh, btk much?
>>200229210Just say a mexican got your ass blasted
>>200229301you're the sort of bitch that would report people to the jannies
buttblasted
in wildy agility... the PKers are the losers
>>200229326I literally only report Brian the fag when he spams his pooporn, faggot
this is the worst friday night /cum/ I can remember
like this - original mix (prmdiv) classic
>>200229377All of our wholesome, beautiful posters are out doing drugs and having sex.
>>200228097Did you know the original of this painting was in a museum in Germany and it was destroyed during an Allied bombing raid?Very fitting microcosm of golems carrying out the destruction of their own civilization.
H-has there ever b-been a /cum/ meetup?D-does anybody want to m-meet at my house~?W-we can explore ourselves~
been thinking about the PKers and like maybe rnning in a zig-zag will trick them and ill live
only thing youre meeting is the end of my fist and a molotov cocktail, fag
>>200229423Wtf anon
[Verse 1]Pussy pussy pussy marijuana, I wannaSmoke weed everyday, and I'm gonnaEat that pussy, period, comma, I pauseBut hold the applauseI want to mold and fold the lawsI'll be bold, unroll the gauzeI want to touch your pee-pee holeBlunt in the other hand, watch me rollDon't got a watch but watch my flowDon't got a clock but clock them hoesDon't ever sleep, can't watch me dozeNow I'm back now, rollin' in the lack nowGonna put a smackdown, to this fucking wack townP-U-double-S-Y 'til I dieI might be fat, but my bitches stay flyMaybe it's because I'm so high in the skyDon't got a job so la la laLa la la[Outro]I might fuck your mother one day
and stopping still one square forwards, protecting melee when they pull it out, and then running away when they pull out their ranged weapon
>be male femboy in open relationship with bi roommate who has a gf>she and I were classmates in highschool, get along pretty well>she's really into me banging her bf>one day I walk into his room, he's not there>see his gf hanging out shirtless, wearing just a pair of his boxers>I had sniffed that musky pair a day earlier>Seeing her wearing them crossed 6 or 7 wires in my brain>go back to my room with an erection as hard as a diamondWell. Now she turns me on and I really want to fuck her but I didn't even know I was bi. Is this a fluke?
>>200229459That never happened.
>>200229469You're right but I wish it had
>>200229459what do you get out of copy pasting this here?
>>200229480This isn't a pasta? Happened to me yesterday
>>200229423You can meet my boot up your ass
>>200229480microplastics and aluminium poisoning
>>200229449Where did she get all that cum from?
>>200229480this is one image i really want to know the background on
yalll call me a junkie and then think its funny to smoke out of a can
>>200229459You have posted this here before
>>200229431>>200229491You s-sound mad, anon~Why don't we just enjoy ourselves and let loose~
>>200229519it's me, smoking crack
>>200229527I will let loose inside of your asshole.
>>200229531and trucking
/cum/ is a cesspool
>>200229537With a bottle of ghost pepper hot sauce
watched my level 5 friend get his full set of graceful but this idiot has let his guard down. i havent
>>200228182Based and jannypilled
>>200228346whats his problem
if i was a sociopath id log onto the d claws account and kill him right now#but actually my max hit isnt big enough to 2 spec him
>>200229577ME ON THE RIGHT
One term president.
>>200229596my president :)
>>200228398yeah most of the bitches ive fucked have commented that its big.only one said its thick. she was probably the youngest ive been with (not older than 20 im sure).None of the girls i have fucked I didn't pay for.Ive posted about this before
If you hear me talking on the windYou've got to understandWe must remainPerfect strangers
>>200229600communists when theres starvation (their plans never work out)
>momberg woke up
>>200228398Girl said my picture must be fake because it was the biggest she ever saw. But she was Asian so I don't think it counts at all desu
is that person whos stood there you
>>200228343edibles?
donors and mods were talking about me today (once whilst someone was getting told off) and afterwards with some other thing
>muh dick post>8 repliesIt makes you think…
>>200229671Every man's proud of his willy at least a little bit.
I fucking HATE having sciatica
>>200228097My sister won't get off my PS5. What do?
Selena Gomez's tits
>>200229691has cream not worked? they might recommend UV therapy
>>200229693Unplug the router
>>200229693you are larger, the ps5 is yours, you are letting her play it as is
>>200229704NO ES BUEEEENOOOOO
crazy how twitter became chud central all because elon's son trooned out
>>200229704Quite large now like the rest of her. She really proved that Latina getting fat thing
what does melatonin taste like
SHE'S KNOWN AS THE MISTRESS OF WISDOM THE QUEEN OF THE NIGHTRAGE FLOWS THROUGH HER VEINS AND PUMPS THE BLOOD OF HATE INSIDE OF HEREYES OF VIOLET SO HYPNOTICJUST ONE LOOK IS BLINDINGHER LIPS HAVE BEEN LACED WITH VENOM JUST ONE TASTE IS DEADLY
>>200229711It's near the entertainment system so she'll see me do it. >>200229712No, I want to play it.
well IM certainly glad I didnt waste any booze tonight with you wet blanket horndogs
>>200229721Twitter was troon central until Elon bought it, now its troon and chud central together. None of the troons left liked they promised either.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdkD248zUew
wanna replay the mother series. already replayed mother 1 recently tho so I might play earthbound
>>200229738purple
>Guy opens a door for you>He says "ladies first"How do you react in this situation? Genuine question, I want to know what I should do just in case.
>>200229765fuck his ass
>>200229765kick him in the balls
>>200229765faggots last
>>200229765when I was a kid and my brother did that I'd just get behind him and say the same thing
>>200229756are you going to stream it?
>>200229765Walk away and just hope he's not still there when you come back
>>200229765"Well I still got some of your mom on my dick" *walks in dick first*
>>200229776Damn, that's pretty good. I'll try it without the faggot part.
>>200229780no?
>>200229787
>>200229765"shut up fag" not worth starting a fight over that
>>200229693Correct your sisters behaviour
>>200229765hihihihi im a lady boy uwu
>>200229792I'll just say bottoms last.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fe4EK4HSPkI
watching makeup tutorials terrifies and impresses me at the same time
>>200229773>>200229774Alpha>>200229776>>200229787Sigma>>200229782Beta
>>200229823makeup should be illegal
>watching makeup tutorials
>>200229850GAAAAAYYYYYYYYY
i love whygena
>>200229823Forgot to mention that im trans
I'm not trans I'm spaghetti
ODS is based but I miss the other mexican
>>200229765"no habla ingles" and keep walking
>>200229898maricon^
>>200229850might be a woman
>>200229908se acabo
i have some sort of parasite in my brain that wants me to get in am abusive relationship with a middle aged man. i'm not proud
Thinking about playing daggerfall.
>>200229940the brain is a haven for AIDS
>>200229940it's called being a woman
>>200229940What about an abusive relationship with a penniless twenty-year-old? Don't worry bb my dad owns a dealership.
>>200229948i've never had sex
>virgin>retard that still talks to ratpedoit all makes sense
USAnons, what does it take for a US citizen to move to France and live there
>>200229952i am not a woman>>200229953idk
>>200229955go do the relationship thing then if thats what you want :)
>>200229969based on my sister's experience, 5 years living in the country and a metric shitton of cutting through red tape
>>200229970you're fucked up then, were you molested as a child?
>>200229968i never do but I don't want people thinking I have aids
>>200229969why would a USA flag be asking a question this way
>>200229969Being a gay muslim is the first step.
>>200229983>explaining yourself to strangers on the internet>explaining yourself to fat sad dont bother explaining yourself to me ever again - i already think low of you
>>200229987go home
>>200229981kinda but not like full on rape or anything
>>200229596>spend years of your life sucking dick past the retirement age>only capable of doing one termemployee mindset at its finest
>wah wah the thread is so shit>*silence*>fat "pops up" to talk about name faggots
>>200230008parasite
>>200229981NTA but the most fucked up thing that happened to me as a kid was when I picked that frog up even though my mom told me not to. She said it would give me warts. It didn't give me warts, but it did give me salmonella, I don't think my mom has ever respected me since then.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVECR6kGIfs
>>200230027don't you have a potato to farm or something
>>200230009what happened?
>>200229969If I could go back in time I would just do it illegally until I found someone to marry
>>200229940what was your relationship like with your father?
fat loves the parasite because he shits up the threadhe will complain about the parasite next
>>200230028>She said it would give me warts.same but I didn't know you could actually get salmonella from frogs
>>200230028It seems like nothing but it probably explains my relationship with most of the women in my life, always trying to please them, to make up for something I've never even done. And they just don't care.
>>200230028i did shit i wasn't supposed to do all the time, one time i put a grasshopper in my mouth
fat loves for the thread to be shit
>>200230037my brother would show me a lot of porn and just casually grope me sometimes and was just generally weird
why did you order food delivery? how lazy can you possibly be?
>>200230062I can do that to you but better. Hell, I'll do that to your brother as well, how much does he weigh? I could probably take him.
>>200230069because the court says that if i drink nBuckfast again i will go to prison
>>200230069tsmt you have to be the stupidest vantablack retard to use delivery apps. they constantly sneak hidden charges and delivery costs extra
>>200230062yikes for you bestie[unironic]
>>200230062maybe that's why you ended up gay
>>200230062i think i'd get along with him pretty well
but i will drinnk it its only the second bottle which does everything in
were any of you not molested
>>200230108he was the one who showed me 4chan so probably.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ihMxLEhWGU
I could probably molest anyone right now, I'm near my peak right now. Which one of you here is the toughest?
>>200230126I possibly might not or may have been when I was an infant
>>200230062My brother molested me too he acts like it never happened
>>200230126i was not unless you count a girl rubbing her ass on me on the bus when i was 15 but that hardly counts as molestation
>>200230126Pretty sure I wasn't but anything before I was 4 is a blur. I did have a dream about my sister touching my dick when I was 7 though.
>>200230126I wasn't unless you count the unnecessary surgery I was forced to undergo without my consent known as circumcision
eating cold french toast without maple syrup or sugar
So femboys are just created by guys getting molested as kids? That's pretty fucked up, I kind of feel guilty now.
drinking milk
>>200230177you feel guiltyI feel prettywe are not the same
>>200230188:/
>>200230169eggy bread?
>>200230177i never said I was a femboy. I guess I technically could as I have the right body and low testosterone for it but I respect my family and dont want to look like a faggot
>>200230199erm, yerp
Where's the new?
>>200230201Do you respect your brother too?
>>200230224I don't really ever think about him but not really I guess. I mostly mean my extended family
finna pop a painkiller as soon as i muster up the courage to leave my bed
I'd make a new thread but I don't want to make a new thread if someone else is making a new thread at the same time, that'd be pretty awkward.
>>200230271OTC or prescription stuff?
shikanokonokonokonokonokonoko
>>200230285p much my exact feelings
would you cry if someone made a thread at the same time as you and your thread ended up being the loser one?
>>200230271you doin ok?
>>200230213She ain't here make it yourself lad
>>200230301I'd probably kill myself if that happened
>>200230302>>200230289mild headache
New:>>200230311
New:>>200230321
HAHA
>>200230314>>200230328>30 seconds apartKek, brutal.
>>200230314>>200230328Kek.Lower number wins.
>>200230301No, I'm a man. I just got to accept it and move on.
