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Evening, gents
>>200230311sorry for making the last thread weird. lets start off good this time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5xdue7GFcc
>>200230324Sick cut fr fr no cap
cash stack reset today
>>200230329there was nothing weird about the last thread babe
odds go to work tomorrowevens take time off
Did the dishes. Might run into town and get some beer and then maybe do a roasted bowl
Parents are moving out of state next year and i cant afford to live on my own
>>200230368Get a job.
>>200230368kill yourself
what y'all drinking? i got a glass of water here.
>>200230364I took today off
>>200230368my mom is gonna build a house in another state and move there sometime soon, i might be staying here alone or with my brother or we all move there, i dont know how it will be
>>200230368You can be my bang maid my dad literally owns a dealership.
>>200230381water and my own tears tonight
>>200230381Milkies and protein powder!
>>200230381I have liqour but you guys are being really gay and dumb tonight so I shant be wasting it
>>200230417Experiencing reality raw and unfiltered? That's rough, anon.
>>200230374I cant afford a 2k a month apartment
>get something from the kitchen>glance over at the drying rack>roommate left a fork there with clearly visible egg/cheese crap on the prongsTHIS SON OF A BITCH IS DRIVING ME INSANEHOW CAN YOU BE SO UNHYGENIC
>You raw dogging reality? you are brave
>>200230381just finished my coffee and milk
>>200230438I don't see how we're being dumb
vegeta bros hell yeah
>manlet monkeysLMAO
i need to start wearing a night guard again my jaw is so fucked up
>>200230447yep. and thanks.my world kind of caved in over a month and both paths at the crossroads I can take fucking suckto eat shit or to eat shit
>>200230469>shrug, blank stare
>>200230488You're here too? What the fuck leave me alone and stop gangstalking me you tranny.
>>200230469be a bro and lick it clean
>>200230501what do those even do? the anti teeth grind things?
parents want to drag me to a depressing small landlocked shithole town
/cum/ is so nice. I like being able to talk to people that ate the same shitty school food and had similar experiences growing up rather than frolicking in the woods and foraging magical mushrooms like some eurocuck
>>200230513no i don't think so
>frogposter lives off his parents but is complaining about his parents
>>200230538I bet you're the guy who got molested, that's probably why you post that moetranny so much.
>>200230501bruxism? i dont think i grind my teeth but i have this habit of clenching my jaw
200230534
>>200230536I mean, I frolicked in the woods
I've seen you on like four different boards now, there's no way there's multiple gigiposters stop posting where I post
>>200230556butthurt hillbilly
Any /wildy/ chads? We are going home...
ragie cagies be like"this peace and quiet too spicy! where's the car horns? the smog? the overpriced korean fusion restauraunt??"
>>200230588I resubbed like 5 days ago and I already got bored. The grind sucks ass and the community is all muted autists
magpies outside attacking each other
>>200230593I went to one of those asian places where you cook your own meat and the waiter guy laughed at me for eating with my hands
>>200230558i did too but I did it to do dumb shit with friends. not some pagan rituals.
>>200230534>landlockedYou require access to a port?
>>200230627i wish i had friends to do pagan rituals withmaybe i should join a cult for companionship
>>200230633what are they doing
What'll you do when you get lonelyAnd nobody's waiting by your side?You've been running and hiding much too longYou know it's just your foolish pride
>>200230646blazing
https://youtu.be/lRjuy13Eb4I
>>200230646Blowing wood dongs
aaaaaaaaaaaaa
sad to see anons in the other thread grieving over their fail
>>200230633I grew up going to the beach its a must
>>200230646tooting
>>200230556what is agender.
>>200230644Great idea, being part of a community probably increases happiness and longevity
>>200230588hate this place
>>200230669probably something zesty
haven't been getting as many (You)s lately how do I become funny again
>>200230644Come join the Church of Canada
>>200230657for every winner there's got to be a loser
im gonna COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>200230646You were never in a band?
i found out a non retard way to get dxm and not fuck myself with acetaminophen
>>200230670thanks>>200230685i'm too edgy to join any religious cults unfortunately, they wouldn't like me
Is this the death of the olympics?
>>200230703capsules...
>>200230658I get it, building sand castles was pretty cool
>>200230703be aware of the difference between dxm freebase and dxm bromide (or maybe hydrobromide?) else you could fuck yourself up
>>200230717If only.
what a waste of a friday night this is
>>200230717Why, because of the trannies existing?
>>200230741my life is a waste, so what's another friday?
>>200230717not with a bang but with a whimper
>>200230719seeing big tits and ass is cool too
>>200230748
>>200230741Do you guys really place importance on stuff like Friday nights? What are people supposed to be doing on Friday nights?
Breakdancing is an Olympic sport now.
mithril knives are actually strong asf (didnt know if i should get those or darts)
>>200230757drinkingpartyingmeeting peopleplaying vidya
>>200230759that new kayaking thing looked interesting though
>>200230757every night is the same for me but i can see why a wagie would want to make the few days of break they get to be special
>>200230768>drinking>partying>meeting peopleI've never done any of these things. The closest I ever got to "partying" is when I ate the leftover cake with the stagecraft kids in high school after some gay musical.
>>200230765>mithril kniveswhat kind of dwarven tech you guys got over there
>>200230755My favorite shapes of sand castle.
>>200230785theres no reason you cant go to a bar, anonme, Im broke and cant afford to
is the olympics a business? i dont think they will ever end, make scale down a bit but there will always be people being competitive over every little thing even if they arent making money from it
>>200230715>they wouldn't like meWe need new members. Come on by!>>200230717What happened?
can you guys please tell me something that makes you happy and why you want to stay alive
>>200230817I have like four months left until I'm legally allowed to go to a bar. I don't like drinking anyways it tastes bad.
>>200230838fuck off, zoomer
>>200230846Why should I?
>>200230836Satan revealing himself openly.
>>200230837i just do, i don't need a reason to want to be alive
>>200230857boy can that lizard run
>>200230837
>>200230868damnwell, good on you bro I guess
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sep5E3ssXLQ
>>200230394yeah i just "called in sick" to the company line. hadnt missed a day in 6 weeks but im just too sleep deprived this time
What happened at the Olympics. I bought a box of cereal the other day, and it had the team logo on it.
>>200230897
>>200230837Spending quality time with my girlfriendBecause I have creative potential and I want to realize it
POV you are in brazil
Asian girls really took this on the chin, that's pretty based.
>>200230931ty anon
>>200230917i think what they're talking about is that at the opening there was a big golden bull head and that can be a reference to an ancient canaanite god
Back from downtownWhat a waste of timeI got drunk, didn't talk to anyone, then came back home after 2 hoursI'm such a pussy ass bitch and it's going to be the death of me because I'll definitely kill myself if I don't find a wifeThe wife I want isn't even at bars, but I don't know where else to talk to women
>>200230917i think some rails were sabotaged or something
>>200230942>tattoosD R O P P E D
>>200230979Nigga go to church just not a Mormen one
>>200230979did you sit at the bar? Im a coward but inebriation always seems to help me open up to the perosn next to me
>>200230942THOSE ARE MEN
>>200230979hang in there broif i have to you have to
>>200230996I'm not religious >>200230997Yeah I couldn't work up the courage to talk to anyone next to me, which were all couples anyway Getting even drunker wouldn't work, it would just make me stupid
>>200230979they lied, just going outside does not fix your problem
if /cum/ IS ever going to meetup we should do it at a bar so we wont all be reclusive incels
has anyone else always been a bit prudish and uncomfortable with sexual things? been like that my whole life
>>200231014going to bars to talk to strangers sounds so scary
>>200231027If the /cum/ meetup wasn't at a bar we would end up at one anyway
>>200230979I don't know what the solution is, Anon, but I sympathize.
canadian niggas be like"this human interaction too spicy"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6GE0XnIv7A
>>200231035that's not a bad thing
>>200231044i only know how to interact with people via work
>>200231037it would go like this>I dont want to take the bus, thats for cucks and liberals>my car/truck's too small>Im not giving uber my information, they give it to the CIA>I prefer vaping>I dont want to go outside>my mom wants me back by 10:30
take the number of vehicles in the fieldAmultiply it by the probable rate of failureBthen multiply the result by the average out of court settlementCa times b times c equals xif x is less than the cost of a recallWE DONT DO ONE
>>200231035yea, but I went to catholic school for grade school
>>200231058business idea: make chronic liver failure your job
>>200231081i work at a hospital thoughthat would just land me there when i'm off work which sounds like hell
>>200231065Psycho businessmen see the world this way
>>200231035Yeah, some people are raised with more traditional social mores
>>200231065except if its poppy seeds with thebaine in them in Australia ^.^ Norman poppies
>>200231035Only around women.
>>200231063yes, that's all me
>>200231063i could fit like 3 of you on my shitty e-bike
>>200231153are you TRYING to scare the hoes before we even walk in?
I KILLED VETION 5 TIMES WHILE YOU WERE AT NEX NIGGA HAHAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED WANNABE PMOD GROUP THAT GOES AROUND KILLING PEOPLE (EXCEPT DONORS) THAT SAFESPOT WILDY BOSSES
>>200231153Does it run exclusively open-source software?
seattle sisters?
>>200231158I mean.maybe? what if they like it? do people like that stuff?>>200231166no but I learned it is made of some kind of metal/ concrete weird compound and the kick-stand that is made of the same material sheered and snapped off when I used it so I'm expecting it to fall apart while I cycle to work one day and then get run over by a truck (and end up at work anyways via EMS)
i dont want to become 30
>>200231183what you want bihh
>>200231216thoughts on grunge?
Ive determined that proto-punk sucks ass>LOOK AT ME, IM PLAYING A SHITTY KNOCKOFF BEAT TO THE ESTABLISHED MUSICAL STRUCTURE, IM SO COOL
Music genres were a mistake
>>200231228not a fan ngl
finna goon
grunge? more like Garbage
/sp/ is crying about the Olympics like I'm supposed to know what any of this shit means
done with my 1 minute goon sesh
>>200231306what'd you do for the other 57 seconds?
>>200231299what are they mad about beyond it existing?
>>200231310Got a PhD
>>200231310cleaning up my goon station
>>200231317argies seething about the morroco game satanic trannies in the opening ceremony
oh snap, i've seen now why they're mad at the olympics
>>200231317>>>/sp/143019155idk what this means
>>200231367nigga are you an atheist or something? "you shall worship no other gods but megolden calf - Ba'al
>>200231367the west is dead. bury it
>>200231341>>200231367the mechanical bull thing looks cool i guess?
>>200231397The Paris is Burning part was cool
Fishing is so boring holy shit can't even keep like half of them
>>200231425aint nobody looking homie
>>200231424That's a man? I'd bang it.
>>200230532>>200230555yeah. every time I chew my jaw pops now.
>>200231424i kind of like watching whatever weird shit countries come up for their opening ceremoniesalways a mix of cringe but interesting
>>200231425thought you said fisting and had to do a double take phew
>sleep in for the first time in weeks>feel tired all day and now Im yawning at 11:15
>>200231459First time in weeks...?
>>200231459weird how that works
>>200231450
jerking off without any porn, can you do it? should you do it?
>>200231574I've been jerking off to more vanilla porn (basically just pinups to cleanse myself
went out to dinner at a nice restaurant and ended up going to the bars after . i actually got the confidence up to do some karaoke, and everyone said i sounded really good :>now i'm home and im gonna smoke on my penjamin and listen to music and unwind, it was a really good night
>>200231621What did you sing at roke?
>>200231621I watched a youtube video and posted on /int/ and then watched another video. Gonna jerk off and go to sleep. Pretty good night.
i wonder if i'd be comfortable using chatgbt as a therapistat worse it will tell me to kill myself and i do that all the time
ate about 25 cherry tomatoes from my garden today. My roma and heirlooms are coming in nicely. I fucking love tomatoes
>>200231648why not, i think people use chatbot AIs to not feel lonely now unironically
>>200231632rich girl by hall and oates >>200231642hi cooner
>>200231644Dang Mexico step it up
>Stop having depression you fucking FREAK! Just be FUCKING normal!
>>200231513>>200231450
>>200231672It's so easy to hurt others when you can't feel pain
>>200231682does this work
>>200231366this is literally me
>>200231702Yes.
>>200231700it's a good song
>>200231655Envious
>>200231667trueI think I'll give it a shot>>200231682I tried an in-person consoler 10 years ago and they basically told me this
>>200231672hello
maybe I'll just tuck in early/cum/ sucks tonight
>>200231672>rich girl by hall and oates >hi coonerHi I am both of these things
>>200231738forgot pic
>>200231744[kisses you on the lips and tucks u in]sleep well, love.
gonna go have a WANK
i dont complain unless there's a schizo spamming the thread
t. incel schizo
gn!
i felt nothing at the end of cowboy bepop
>>200231798goodnight
>>200231750you're a raccoon? hey handsome>>200231753*waves back*
>>200231798good night>>200231744good night>>200231810why is he looking so longingly
>>200231833>why is he looking so longinglysome pieces of trash are just that good
>>200231849lmfao
11:40 drinking coffee, smoking weed, listening to Metallica.
>>200231833he's missing his family and frens
me? i'm listening to anime ost
Me? I've took one small poo this week despite taking 3 fiber pills and eating tons of fiber
>>200231863where did they go
>>200231897Your next poo is gone be massive m8
>>200231897maybe it's not the fiber that's missing
WASHINGTON (AP) — Nearly two weeks after Donald Trump’s near assassination, the FBI confirmed Friday that it was indeed a bullet that struck the former president’s ear, moving to clear up conflicting accounts about what caused the former president’s injuries after a gunman opened fire at a Pennsylvania rally.
>>200231920Draft dodger
>>200231937He dodged smth all right
boutta drop obama in the white house
I still like this whole albumhttps://youtu.be/WwuY1uTdLJQ?si=93B3Z6V1BryY43nt
i love weed so much bros
>>200232054Same
goodnight
>>200232082good night
>>200231920>trusting the FBIhow low will magapedes sink
my friends want to fuck my girls tits
>>200232182that's not saying much
>>200232192Buttjobs too. Also known as hotdoggin
It's unbelievable how many pseudo-intellectuals are on this board.
>>200232182Niggas really be out here like it's 2003 and weed is still illegal or smth.
if your gf is hot or even semi attractive you just got to accept the fact most men that look at her or ever interact with her will want to fuck her
>>200232242yeah that comes with being insecure i thinkadmitting you don't know something is how you learn new things
nigga
this one is a proper bangerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DybCZvW1mBo
>>200232242people are constantly making fun of me. i just laugh at them. i chuckle hard. they ask me, why do you just laugh? does this not bother you? they escalate. i laugh more. they cope and tell themselves that im coping, but im laughing. a laugh from and to the cosmos. why?99.99% any random male from any race has a smaller dick than me, not just in length but in girth as well. i do not fit any condoms available in my country. if i wanted to use a condom, id have to custom order them from europe. europeans are very safe people and stick large vegetables in their assholes as a way to relax. nothing pisses me off. i make 0 attempts to be nice to women and i generally aim to make everyone uncomfortable around me. why? again, because of my gigantic dick and nut-sack. they have absolutely no idea what they're missing. i have a circle of 4 women who are aware. they take turns sharing me. we are on a schedule. i stretch them out, i get sucked, fucked, whatever you can think of, i get that done to me and my gigantic cock. ive never eaten pussy, i slap women when they're talking to me mid-sentence during sex because i find it hilarious, sometimes i quote hitler speeches i translate into english or i practice cantonese on them. honestly i dont even like women, i dont like dudes either, assholes smell like shit and have shit inside of them, id never fuck an ass. ew
Ded
https://youtu.be/t6nPVHtHOdg
>>200232506sorry i got really high and made a grilled cheese while i was listening to music
gonna do some ketamine count me down boys
>>200232545Currently cooking up home fries and ground beef (stoned)
>>200232566K-hole!
>>200232545Mmm a grilled cheeseMother, grill me a cheese!
>>200232568are you making burgers and fries ?
>>200232566is ketamine even fun ive never done it
>>200232598Well, the meat is not in patties, and I'm not putting it in a bun.
i dont do any drugs thankfully
>>200232638you're just eating cooked ground beef on its own?
>>200232667With potatoes
If I see another pink melted ass looking boomer Im gonna faint
>>200232627its fun, depending on how much you do you go from feeling drunk/wobbly to tripping the fuck out to dissociating completely if you do enough of itit does lose its magic if you do it too many times n it can fuck your kidneys up tho
haven't gooned for so long i'm approaching wet dream danger zone but at the same time i haven't been feeling horny at all these days
>>200232693oh so you're going for like a hamburger hash goulash kind of thing, you should add a little cheese too
Another wave of extreme self-loathing thoughts came in and sapped my motivation to pursue my goals.
>>200232728i know how you feel anon i go through the same thing.whenever i feel like that, it hurts and is very real in the moment, but in the back of my head i know that i shouldn't trust my brain to give a fair assessment of myself when i'm in a state like that. it will pass and you will feel better soon just give it time.
>>200232728I want to die
>>200232805have you taken any other pretty pictures on your vacation?
Women emotionally ruined me
>>200232832don't let one bad woman wreck your entire life and view of womenyou aren't broken you are just hurt and you will move on, with time
>>200232822For what? She's in an other nigga's car right now getting driven around and sucking his dick. Meanwhile I take pictures of trees?
This is fucked upHow
i've just been harassing women online all day
>>200232919stop doing that
>>200232919dont stop doing that
I want to die
>>200232959they are literally begging for attention
>>200232992Don't die
>>200233020you said harassing
>>200233043mostly asking for nudes
>>200233060Any luck?
>>200233060they like it, make sure to insult them subtly
>>200233060you aren't gonna have any luck with thattry to get to know them first instead of just unsolicited asking for nudes
>>200233079a black girl posted hers after some coercing, it was a pretty pussy despite being black, i didnt even check to see if it wasnt a catfish but whatever
>>200233147>despite being black MY GUY
gonna have my wisdom tooth pulled soon. pray for me
French fries and cherry pies
the ramen noodle
>>200233176hopefully they give you some painkillers wisdom tooth sucks
>>200233147....negroes?
respect the hustle
gotta do more ketaminemy skinlook like slimy glass
>>200233342don't go too crazy anon especially if you're alone
>>200233392poor guy
>>200233353based >>200233392save him
w2c
>>200233392hey howard check this out. that's how turtles eathttps://youtu.be/CSEhhr936nE
>>200233542>>2002335472 very bizarre posts
that boy aint right
>>200230503You're being a defeatist. There is ALWAYS a better path.
it's better to let everyone think you're poor in every situation
>>200233542extremely uncanny and disturbing
make 6 more posts
*lights up a doobie*
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