Greenwood edition
I'm makin' waffles!
why does everyone bang on about the cinema being too expensive can tickets for like a 5er each and nobody forces you to buy food and drink there you can take your own in
animevtubers
Don't think equestrianism should be in the OlympicsNot homophobic just don't like it
Why are we the best at everything we do?
Ellie Nova already lost her way, shes gotten fat in about 6 months. Another fallen prodigy, sad!
>yes, I am ugly
>>200233668It's just one of them things normies say to each other without actually thinking about it
>>200233680I can't think of anything we are even top 10 inmaybe stolen artifacts
going to go to the chipper, do i go for sosij chips and gravy or fish chips and peas
>>200233706savloy, fish, chips, peas, curry sauce
wait there are ugly virgin males who forgo social contact in favour of shitposting anonymously on /brit/??
>>200233699this is me
>>200233668>5erfuck off frog
>>200233721me mentioned
>>200233668ive stopped going ot the cheap ones becuase its always full of cunts who cant shut up
>>200233705mad how you're in the top 10 of grim virgins
wanted to go for an incel walk later to get my incel beer but remembered pride is on and i’ll get monkeypoz from breathing the air in town
>>200233746Bit mean
>>200233721everyone on /brit/ is a fucking weirdo you and me included
Haven't been to the fillums for five years nowProbably going sometime soon though
>>200233762Last went for the Force Awakens
you lads ever had a wank in the cinema?
>>200233705Brown
>>200233452was browsing the 'chon on the bus once and the lad behind me tapped my shoulder and asked "is that 4chan?"we're mates now
>>200233771bit rubbish that, weren't it
last time i went to the cinema was to watch the harry potter that they did in 3d, must be about 13 years agobefore that it was to watch casino royale which must be close to 20 years ago, yeh i'm a shut in neet how could you tell?
>>200233780jesustalking to a complete stranger is bad enough but looking over your shoulder at what you're doing on your phone and commenting on it? guy sounds like a psycho
OH GOD the memories are flooding back nowRemember going to TFA in cinema but it doesnt feel like 10 years ago wtfWe got old bros.
I went to see Napoleon by myself. It was full of couples who laughed at the "you think you're so great because you have boats" scene. I rolled my eyes and scoffed at them but it must've drawn attention to me because after that I heard people snicker at me.
>>200233780Ok rorke
guess what i'm doing on the toilet lads
>>200233781It was alright
there's a yank still posting in the old
>>200233668I think it's less about the ticket cost and more what you actually get in returna dingy theatre with uncomfortable seats and sticky floors, a small poorly calibrated screen with a defect in it, and a painfully mediocre film you sit through while zoomers in the next row talk and giggle
got called a pedo by two youths cycling past me on bikes yesterday
Last went to the pictures on New Year's Day 2020 in Yankland to watch the last Star Wars. Things have gone downhill ever since for all parties.
>>200233816Shite film
>>200233816I went to see sicario alone but ended up leaving half way through because everyone was snickering at me for being on my own at the cinemaI left in tears
>>200233706what the fuck kind of chip shop is open 9am on a Saturday
>>200233806some people are just outgoing like that, i have to admit i was feeling a bit confronted and thought he might be on drugs at first but he's actually a nice bloke, especially for a 4chan user
really want a 4chan pass but shan't be giving them my credit card information.
>>200233840Timezones innit
Yanks aslepe
>>200233873something something crypto
>>200233843Haven't taken dogberg for a walk in the park since that time a group of teenagers called me a dog shagger. wtf I don't even shag dogs
>>200233879The Anglo-Saxon connection
>>200233873you can pay with internet money
>>200233873For what purpose?
>>200233896why would they call you a dog shagger if you don't shag dogs? that doesnt make sense
>>200233755nice go join em they're very friendly
>>200233879>slovenia >hungaryonly in ohio bruh [skull emoji]
.
>>200233912hate putting in captchas
apple hoop derricks tick rosyall purpose pods pour onto rocks by handpeople point for word tech duty issues only
>>200233825your taxes
>>200233943Based retard
>>200233912captchas are annoying innit
gfberg got the lana del gay on
my favourite podcast ended because the narrator died
Miss everything before nowMiss 2023Miss 2022Miss 2021Etc
neighbourbergs are having a loud partywhy this weekend of all weekends?
>>200233982listen to a different one
>>200233983I gave up in 2017
dont understand this brat thing
https://x.com/trobinsonnewera/status/1817102655459594731what does the rorkemobile smell like?
>>200233983i fucking dont msis 2023 let me tell you>>200233986>>200234001incel freka
why can't the government just admit they got it wroong
>>200234001Brat is brother in russia
barely even noticed 2023, now just sinking in that it's almost august and the year feels like it started a week or so ago
Fit Kazakh bird doing shooting on Eurosport
stinky /brit/ boys taking turns on my twinky bum, doing me in as it were.. corr x
Do Australians call this time of year summer even though it's their winter? Utterly baffling to me that they'd call July winter
Trainberg's stopped on the tracks because there's a trespasser on the lineDay ruined
>>200233986neighbours have gone out and their dog has started barktoil as soon as i opened the window
>>200234001Album of the year.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jC2ZY2loo74
>>200234034they call it australian winter, because they know it's ridiculous on the face of it to call it just winter
drinking Irish coffee and watching the 'lympics
>>200234034Sorry mate I know it can be confusing to a retard
That's it, I've had enough, getting the laptop out
>>200234030Imageboard
>>200233879utah is where people send their children to be abused
>>200233997it was a very niche topic though. Internal French politics between 1814 and 1914. And no. I am not joking. Google The siecle podcast
>>200234034>Do Australians call this time of year summer even though it's their winter?Are you an Unitedstatian perchance? You can't be that dumb.
>>200233982which one? can't say I ever listened to a podcast
incelwalk time i think
>>200234092how unbelievably cringe
do australian christmas cards have people BBQing on the beach in the blistering sun
>>200234092What year did he get to
completely forgot about the need to cut my toenails and just decided to get my feet out, absolutely grotesque state of affairs have got some proper talons on me
>>200234109the Chinese don't celebrate Christmas
incelwank time i think
>>200233903Dan and Angul, friends forever
olympic level badminton is pretty intense yo
>>200234108why? I find that time period in french history fascinating. I'd also recommend this book for anyone else interested.
>>200234121neither do muslims but we still sell christmas cards in the UK
incelbreakfast time i think
cerrubrating churrisamass
>>2002340769.43 laptop at 99% battery, I'll keep you posted.
>>200234137not bothered about watching chinawinslol
>>200234146it was a joke mate
waiting for the female gymnastics
>>200234153CUR-ISSA-MASSUUUU
>>200234137the olympics consistently has such good sportsmen and athletes in it, it's weird
>>200234030https://i.4cdn.org/sp/1722069382801006.webm
>>200234139fuck what's the site with free books? I've lost the bookmark.
the olympics is gay
>>200233931Do you rubes want to stop going "omg 1984 lol" in response to anyone telling you that powerful, insidious people are trying to control how you think.Stop and look at this headline. It's a joke. It's 1984.>lol the twitter mob isn't real life. This is just a small minority of people. These people don't make the lawsYou're right, they don't. They don't send you to jail for having opinions.They just have a stranglehold on the most important invention of the 21st (and probably the 20th) century that is laced into nearly every device owned by every human being and they control the spread of information and how people communicate with eachother.If it that doesn't sound like it should warrant explaining when you say it out loud, it's probably because there's something wrong with that and you're talking to a complacent NPC that is unbelievably one dimensional in their thinking.
>>200234198a cute
genuinely superior
Need a 10m air rifle gf
Frenchness seems really forced and artificial. It's like the French can't shut up about being French. They have to remind everyone about Frenchness or it'll disappear forever or somethingLike if we did something we wouldn't have the word "British" in it a million times
>>200233931>>200234209(I am replying to many people on 4chan. Not you specifically)
There's a yank doing a really good British history podcast, covering it in such minute detail that he's been doing it for almost 7 years and is only up to the 10th century.
>>200234220hunt's ketchup and duke's mayo for me
Is it a porn problem if it's just text?
If any of you actually read Orwell's essays and newspaper columns, rather than just 1984, you'd realise that he was a very different man to the one you imagine. For one, he was an advocate of self-policing speech (i.e. using 'black' rather than 'coloured' in order not to offend blacks, and 'Muslim' rather than 'Mohammedan' in order not to offend Muslims).
>>200234198stolen russian like lena?
at the olympics competing in gay porn
fuming that I wasn't given a proper chance at my job interview. reckon it's because I am a white male
>>200234268not only will I not do that, I don't even understand the point of 1984
>>200234268Yeah he was a massive socialist we all know that
>>200234236that tweet is GPT
>tune in to watch live sport>and now we cut to brown people on the couch talking about sport instead of showing live sport
watching the men's Gooning semi finals
wish i lived in the late 19th centuryendless opportunity, legal cocaine, women knowing their place
imagine if /brit/ posting were an olympic event haha x
>>200234314Get Eurosport on, shooting final is about to happen
>>200234320Before the world went WOKE
>>200234236it's weirdwhen I went to france everything on the tv was like 95% american shows and movies and even ads dubbed in frenchand there were american themed restaurants and shopsI think they're so inundated and obsessed with american culture that it makes them really insecure so they overcompensatesad
>>200234314london 2012 was so good because we had a million channels with just the sport and no vapid studio patter
>>200234320I wish I'd been born in England in 1740, enjoyed a golden age of Englishness throughout my childhood and teens, then set sail for the New World in the mid-1760s
>>200234344Mousey would be getting gold for team GB
Wish I was a Yank boomer or Gen Xer really, comfiest times
>>200234364Disgusting traitor
I gotta thanks Britain for creating this goddess
east asian names are funny aren't theysooh wooi yikhow silly
>>200234401rather enjoyed her farmyard vid
>>200234349erm do you have a stream link
>>200234401thank*
need a new video game to get stuck into
>>200234314What is that shit mascotLooks like a bug eyed baby shark
Mad how they still did the Olympics during covid, makes you think it can't have been that bad really
>>200234426https://olympicstreams.me/live/olympic-2024-stream
>>200234314Would suck every centimeter of thar black lass.
saw an older person with a tattoo just nowgrim
>>200234364ah yes working as an impoverished turnip farmer in massachusetts and dying at 43 when a horse kicks you, truly the most perfect life in all of history
hate people who only give a fuck about athletics or archery for 2 weeks in augustas bad the mongs who pretend tey know about tennis even though they only watch wimbledon because its on bbc1 once a yearkill yourself retarded midwit freaks
might dress up like a vampire and go around hissing at people
How is there not a single fit one in all the women's diving, seems statistically improbable if nothing else
>tune into stream to watch some live sport>and now we cut to people in wheelchairs in the studio talking about sport instead of showing live sport
wokeism gone mad
absolutely screaming of the thought of sluts who get tattoos all over their breasts that will ultimately be ruined when they have children and they go saggy
>>200234424I probably watched more than a hundred videos of her. She's not a porn actress, she's definitely an artist
>>200234500that's the whole appeal of the olympics for me, to watch sports you otherwise wouldn't played at a high level
>>200234487you sound jealous of my imagined 18th century life lol
>>200234500why
>>200234509one of the German lasses was cute
>>200234164probably best skip these olympics then. china's doping program is far more advanced than anyone else's
>>200234457cheers lad x
>>200234500Not like you, studying the art of tennis all year round from the depths of your smeggy bedroom
>>200234543theyre the same people who can't conceive of not having breakfast that morning
>>200234527She is our greatest gift to Western Civilisation
do you like matt berry lads? i reckon he is one of britain's national treasures and should be knighted
>>2002341395 seconds in and they're electrocuting monks
>>200234554dont give a fuck about tennis any month these people dont give a fuck either excpt when they delude themselves in june
Just give the fucking database as ready only and allow me write my own queries, holy fuck.
>Isaiah, our 6th child has died from the consumption>not to worry my love, this year's turnip harvest should see us through another cold bitter winter
>everyone in the past died at 40worst meme
why can't the people in the stands just shut the fuck up
>>200234635Toillass said this the other day, had to exercise restraint not to call her a massive retard like
>>200234635Listen lad, it's simply true that life was hell for everyone before the jews established their current stranglehold on power
>>200234644i watched a few minutes of the badminton just now and thought the same thing
>>200234635that'd be nuts tho right?no matter what shape you're in, no matter your health, everyone dies on the stroke of midnight 40 years after their birth, unless they carked it sooner
>>200234668just do it whats the worse that can happen
>>200234644>>200234670they were dead quiet at Tokyo dunno what's changed
there's literally someone dressed as bacon in the audience omds
Business idea: Olympic darts
>>200234694He'll be the one hamas blows up then
>*nasally nerd voice* uhm ACHHTCHUALLY historical records demonstrate that the average age of death during th-fuck off you stupendous virgin
At the sea side x
>>200234754why
>>200234579thought he was very good in that thing where he played the posh shouty bloke
>>200234754god british beaches are shitdon't know why we even bother
>You need to be a massive history nerd to understand that people didn't just randomly drop dead at 40
>>200234769uhh narrow it down mate! haha
Any communist RuneScape players in
>>200234763>>200234770Nice day innit
>>200234754Cromer? x
>>200234754not your pic not current either. fuck off liarmong
>>200233858chippy breakfast in Blackpool wahey
>>200234578Her accent makes her voice sound so pleasing. Just listening to her voice alone is enough to.. do it for me
do benders watch all the athletic men competing at the olympics and get stiffies the same way i do watching the female gymnasts?
>>200234854can you still get 5 doughnuts for £1.50?
why is everyone at the gym nowadays?
China about to win the first gold in shooting. Ominous desu
>>200234860Mate those gymnasts are mostly 15 years old
>>200234842Moron>>200234825Near Skeggy
I smell spaino.
>>200234087just like Denmark
>>200234899Well we saw a week ago how good yanks are at shooting when the chips are down
I know it's bent but when the women divers turn around, I look at their arse.
wish yanks would just fuck off
>check the news>olympic opening ceremony was "spectacular"uh i watched it and i thought it was really gay and stupid the french are even more disgusting than us
Can't wait for the gymnastics
>>200234909mental how badly he mindraped you
yeah buddy, that's his own hair
why do british people have the most absurd names for placeswhy would you call a coastal town 'skeggy' sounds fucking horrid
Protein bar down the feeding hatch
>>200234970because the town "skeggy" predates any preconceptions about the term "skeggy"our country is really fuckin old
>>200234952Mate..
>>200234938have a couple of drinks man it'll make you feel better
>>200234578does she do anything involving dark coal black veiny jungle bbc?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfxmcCeE5YM
>>200233680Kinohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xW5abat5NEUThe beginning bit should have been filmed in the evening though, for continuity, because when they arrive at the stadium it's obviously dark.
>>200234893not me. gyms are grim
got the wes montgomery on
need to wash my small convection oven before i use air to fry my breakfast
ah, that sound I heard last night was my phone's battery dyingshould have been somewhere an hour ago lol
>>200235052Wish it was the sound of you dying, boring cunt
>>200235050literally not frying
do incel calisthenics at home me
>>200235064tell me more
Entire podium in the shooting is Asian. Why are they so op
>>200235090really makes me not want to go to war with asians ever
>>200235067actually, oven cooking is frying if you use a small oven
never seen a single avengers film haven't even seen the first iron man. Only marvel films I've watched were Spiderman 1 and 2 with Tobey Maguire when I was a child
>>200235119toby Niguire
>>>/sp/143029836the first and last funny indian post you ever did see
>>200235119They're all the same
>>200235050bacon fries really well in air I've found
if you haven't watched this show yet you're really missing out
>>200235090They get crosshairs tattooed on their pupils Plus because of their slit eyes they naturally filter out most of what they're looking at anyway
sucking pooey cum out a gay man's arsehole
>>200235154Yeah not really interested in the thoughts of middle-class women desu mate
any tranners set to sweep the womens games
>>200235154heard it was written by a woman so I'll give it a pass
>>200235119Ironman and Captain America 2 are decent.
>>200235179i don't think you are really doing this
>>200235192They are playing in the paralympics Mental disability is the same as physical
>>200235192not in the olympics, the circus shit is for lesser events
>>200235191>middle-classShe's inarguably upper-class
>>200235143
>>200235191>>200235202women can actually be interesting and funny believe or not
>>200235143idgi
I ask this every time but, what do olympians do the other 47 months?do they stack shelves to pay rent or summat?
>>200235247agree to disagree
>>200235259>I ask this every timeIt gets answered each time and you ignore the answers so just hang yourself you dull cunt
>>200235260>t. has never spent time with a woman
>>200235232Haven't seen it
>>200234970short for skegness innitwent there as a kid because they've got a butlins
>>200235282yeah but what do they do?
this is my world today
>>200235284meltdown
>>200235014No, though she did do a 'farmyard mummy' video with some Bad Dragon toys
>>200235298Pot of Greed allows you to draw to cards
cant park there mate xD
>>200235154I have watched it and enjoyed it. Very funny, well-written and sentimental in the right parts.
Really want to go to Dungeness personally, looks peng
>>200235282but I want the actual answer, not just any answer
The scoring for the Chinks is outright rigging
The local castle
people ust stopped posting lol /brit/ is finally dead. leftypols we won . the most rorke general is over
>>200235383no they're just better
>>200235384Not even looking it up
>>200235417Wrong You're watching the shooting no doubt but their dives are obviously worse and they're outscoring everyone
dodnt even know deline cion was welsh
>>200235418Don't worry, I did.>born to English parents
The milk, malted
>>200235440they're better, and you are bitter
>>200235403looks nice
think I'll pop along to Asda later and be passive aggressive towards the staff knowing they can't answer back lmao
all jokes aside though why do arr rook same?
chili cheese bite butty
>>200235471There's loads of them and only so many faces to go around
is valorant good? just noticed it's on playstation now
chinese gay porn
TOTAL CHINESE DOMINANCE
>>200235465least pathetic brit poster
>>200235418>>>/tv/201785305
corrrrr can't wait for the gymnastics to start
playing sekiro
>>200235510it doesn't look good
>>200235558good thing you're gay and your opinion is worthless
I met a Scottish guy on discord and he's not an alcoholic. Why is that?
>>200235547not a fan
>>200235547no youre not youre posting here
>>200235558neither do you
>>200234769with a voice like that it would be a crime if he wasn't constantly typecast as a posh shouty bloke
>>200235576Binge drinking culture is still a big thing (although less than what it was ~15 years ago) but it's mainly boomers who are alcoholics.
any 14 year olds in leotards on tv yet?
Refuse to watch the olympics.I don't support degenerate satanists, you see.
There's gymnastics on but it's the lads
Normalise anally pounding bourgeois women.
Medal lads?
>>200235574>>200235586rude
our jess
>>200235580>>200235579not arsed
>>200235671didnt arsk
Aussies bottled it lmao
sharted just now
>>200235671>>200235676bum
>>200235617bloody woke nonsense
>>200234092sounds really interesting, im doing a second listening of the history of rome right now
>>200235720>>200235720>>200235720>>200235720>>200235720>>200235720
>>200235576being an alcoholic turns you into a fat impotent spastic so its out of fashion among the youf
just about had it with australians
