always member-edition
>>201338795this is the end.
>>201338824my only friend
>>201338795
>>201338857we love apu thoughever
Post the "least attractive hobbies" image again
>>201338466Nah that's an exclusively brown thing
>9 people in Germany stabbed today at a diversity festival
Never let a spic make the NEW again unless he's from Mexico
>>201339098germans deserve it for how racist they are
>>201339118unironically, OP spelled mejico correctly
>>201339118Im not mexican
gonna walk to my mom's in the rain
>>201339142yes, and for celebrating diversity
I dreamt of Japan again last night
>>201339098when will Europe expel these animals
>country :|>country: Weeb :O
>>201339315but that's good
>>201339392I have friends there, they are scared to say anything negative about immigration or immigrants. They would be shamed, ridiculed, and possibly lose their job, and one owns a business.
>>201339489yes, and the reward is getting stabbed
what's with pajeets and their obsession to ruin every decent first world ?
i've become a complete NPC lately. i do nothing, i think nothing, i am nothing. just taking up resources for no good reason. inshallah let me be killed in a traffic accident
well fuck, just spent the last 5 hours working on a report for work, and word just crashed on me.The worst part is that I didn't save the document anywhere.guess I should call it a day
>>201339605I'm so sorry anon, that really sucks dick.
Is life without internet even worth living?
>>201339605shouldve used google docs. it autosaves every 15 seconds I think
>>201339619This is like that "what do people who don't watch porn even think about" reddit post
>>201339619you live in the Bunda capital of the world
>>201339605Doesn't that shit auto saves or something
>>201339615deep throat and all the jazz>>201339620it's too slow for me, and it's awkward when splitting my laptop screen for 2 documents>>201339675not word
alright now im done with my chores for today time to sit on the couch and scratch my butt and watch tv and post here
>>201339619i think so, yeah.Thanks to discovering internet when I was 12yo, I became a degenerate coomer for the past 15 years. At least, I didn't become a reclusive neet
This has happened to me so many times
>>201339619theres people in the amazon rainforest that are probably happier than i am, and they don't have internet so
>>201339802i mean the last time you messaged her was october of last year to be fair. she could have gotten a new phone or cleared her messages
>>201339802>last reply was almost a year ago
>>201339802You never mattered to them
>>201339802>imagine being this unlikableit's literally joever
>>201339802how do you even know this person?
why does the day after binge drinking make everything I eat go through my bowels like water
WHAT DO MEXICANS THINK OF THEIR DADDY?
>>201339911>not americo vespucio
Ain't nobody dope as me I'm just so fresh so clean
Nicki Minaj should have sex with me and then buy me a fancy gaming pc as a reward because I was so good at it teebeehyach
>>201340040didn't she sing she doesn't date incels ??
>>201340040I bet her titjobs feel amazing
There's soot on my bed and on everything
>>201340141how
>>201340040She is gross and made of plastic
>>201339911Cortes was cool with the Aztecs Pedro de Alvarado gave the order to pillage them while Cortes was dealing with legal shit in Spain
>>201340252Fire somewhere
>>201340370how is it getting in the house?
>>201340408The wind
bought groceriesthere was a hot milf nurse behind meand walked past me earlieri dont know what to make of it
>>201339802The worst is when they have you in their contacts but not as your name, just whatever function you serve to them like “Calculus” or “Oil Change
>>201340408house probably doesn't have windows...or even a roof
I dont even know where this iswho the fuck is programming this algorithm
i have no friends im gonna fucking kill myself>go make someI suck
One hour left until home One hour left until home One hour left until home One hour left until home
just gassed myself with some truly foul toots
>>201340658You'll just have to taste me when he's kissing you
They just finished building houses a 5 minute walk away from my jobThinking of moving into one
>>201340494yeah but like how is it getting in the house? through the windows or the air conditioner or something?
>>201340641make friends in a hobby groupstuff with a shared interest is less awkward because there's always something to talk about
Sometimes I park a couple miles away from work and walk the rest of the distance so I don't become an average American
>>201340706There's an inner portion of the house that's open to the sky and the door is open
>>201340658>american>not working from home another npc
>>201340658Same 4 pm hits and...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=loB-HtNck6w
>>201340819>falling for the WFH meme
>>201340797well go close the door and get some fans running in the house
There was an Algerian the other day that said growing up he used to always play as the United States in FPSs until he learned we bomb his country
>>201340934The cats litter is there so it stays open plus I don't care it's not that bad and I think it mostly stopped already, it's on my bed because my room is right next to it
>>201340922>sloppy bjs from gf during meetings for maximum focusyes, I fell for WFH
>>201340999You mean when the US government provided support for the Algerian government during a civil war with islamists?
>>201341031LARP
>Asians be like, girls with chunky eyes are pig ugly>White men be like, oh chinky eyes so exoticthats literally the crux of WM/AF relationships
>>201341190kek
1. e4
why does japanese sound so natural but the chinks I live by sound like theyre shouting nonsense
>>201341358
>>201341358i've never felt tits digger than my hand
>>201341346Because you're a weeb obviously
>>201341358imagine the back pain
>>201341392Im not tho, Im an italiaboo
>>201341406>Imagine the back pain
>>201341346Tone language vs intonation
Brehs!Liquid Skittles just dropped!I’m sharting in the mart right now!
>>201341346probably because it's a tonal language like vietnamese and thaijapanese is only a pitch language
>>201341504imagine the diabetes
>>201341504that looks disgustingbut i would try it one time
>>201341504>DIABETES IN A CONVENIENT 16 OUNCE BOTTLE!
>>201341504America must fall
For me it's Cammy Brink
bruh youre canadian
>the last letter of the captcha is literally cut in half by the border
Captchas have been fucky latelyMy last one was PR0XY
>>201341504I will have a taste test review within a week for you guys
Nobody cares but I just want to share that like an year ago I found and bought a few very super duper rare Japanese VHS music albums and I've never seen either one of them listed for sale ever since and I've been checking daily. That's crazy. I'm goated. I literally own them that blows my mind.
who are the psychopaths that buy the chalky deodorant
what are they listening to
Is this the most famous unsolved murder in America?
>>201341504Man ever since my hospital fiasco and me changing my diet drastically, every time I see some shit like this it gives me straight demonic vibes. This is literally not fit for human consumption. Literally demonic there's no way this should exist.
A nice friday evening
>>201341906https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXprGD9w-j0>>201341909What about JFK?
>>201341909We'll never know who did it
>>201341921i agree
>>201341951JFK was solved, Lee Harvey Oswald did it>>201341955um, we don't though? OJ was acquitted. the killeer is still out htere
>>201342011That's what I saidWe'll never know who did it
>>201342011>JFK was solvedHmm I should read up on it.
is this real
>>201342011>Lee Harvey Oswald did ityah, got set up
>>201342055https://youtu.be/DC8tO16xdrYNTA, but this guy lays out the case against Oswald very well in a two-part series. Warning: he’s an annoying, condescending fag. The info is good though
>>201342143Not sure how much I trust it though.
>>201342068yeah, he's the next Mbappe
>>201341589t. doesn’t get to chug skittles I’ll drink a toast to you of liquid skittles and vodka
Everyone agrees that Lee Harvey Oswald shot JFK. The conspiracy is whether the CIA made him do it
>>201342163He sources and annotates his shit, it’s all checkable. Just thought you’d be interested
>>201342033my bad, read your post wrong. One day we'll know..im sure of it...
>>201342206how would oswald have known the parade route was changed, and why did his head pitch backwards instead of forward? how do you explain the sidewalk fragments from the bullet
>>201342206Sure, more accurately the video I shared is less “the case against Oswald” as it’s “the case against a wider conspiracy”
>>201342209Yeah yeah but this >>201342206. Big doubt he acted alone.
>>201342245Ch.5 “Back and to the left” at 34:41 for Kennedy’s head movements. Check out Ch.14 “Foreknowledge and Opportunity” at 1:01:15 for parade route stuff iirc. I’ll scan the other part of the video if there’s a more explicit section
Would you rather be JFK or Abraham Lincoln
>>201342344Sorry, meant this for >>201342233
>>201342355Didn't Lincoln kind of ruin the US with his civil war shit?
>>201342447No he saved it. James Buchanan is the retard president that ruined the US with his lack of effort to stop a civil war from occurring
>>201342482oops didn't mean to attach this wojak
>>201342369what about the bunny island
>>201342344his first forward motion is from a bullet striking somewhere near his collarbone, which is why kennedy grabs his throat. The killshot is from the front and pitches his head much more dramatically backwards. All the video says is that SUPPOSEDLY its a neural reaction, and nobody knows how a brain/body responds to head trauma
>>201342355JFK fucked Marilyn right? If so him.
>>201342540i didn't know it existed screw cat island take me here
>>201342608Are you saying there were two separate bullets between frames 312 and 314? Because I count only one, the kill shot
hello
>>201342721what's up
>>201342736i get the house to myself for a few hours cause family has gone to see a basedball match
>>201342766nice, take the opportunity to walk around the house naked and listen to music loudly
>>201342835>listen to music loudlythat is what im gonna do.
>>201341346Because Chinese are always louder than Japanese because cultural reasons. It isn’t considered as rude by Chinese whereas Japanese go out of their way to speak as quietly as a situation allows. If Japanese are loud it’s because >drunk>very angry (and Kansai people will roll their R’s)>very excited >advertising something>adding intentional dramatic effect to something Whereas Chinese are loud just conversationally.
>>201342998I can only think of the hassle this is going to cause to the pet store or whatever is behind the truck.
>>201342998this reminds me of the toronto tow truck wars
>>201342692Oswald supposedly fired three bullets(some of which were very conveniently lost or modified during kennedys autopsy)
>>201342952>It isn’t considered as rude by ChineseYou can thank Mao for that, nigga was like "manners & culture? that's capitalist or something ban it"
'za is in the oven
farding and shidding
this place is always dead on Fridays, normie general
>>201343266**sniffffff**
>>201343271my plans are on saturday so i'm here
>>201343147Yes, the kill shot was the final of these three. I’m talking narrowly about the frames of the Zapruder film which show the kill shot, which starts at frame 312. Yes, Kennedy is clutching his neck at 312, because he has already been shot by bullet #2. I’m asking you: is there more than one bullet that strikes Kennedy after 312? The answer is no, yet he moves forwards before moving backwards. The autopsy and it’s problems are addressed in the second video.
Good night sleep tight. Bye alligator.
>>201343387night bud
>>201343316I should make plans tomorrow too.Mayhaps a trip to the college bars to practice hitting on women?
>>201343387it's "later, alligator"
>>201342646If I go to Japan this is a mandatory stop on my itinerary, I don't care if it's a 12 hour train ride from Tokyo, I WILL visit this place. Big bucket list destination for me
>>201343398whatever floats your boat budsemi related but i really want a coke float now>>201343438i didn't know it existed until like just now so if i ever go to japan i will also be going there 100%
Tfw arguing with an incredibly stupid person and it suddenly dawns on me that I'm either arguing with a woman or an underage fag What a waste of time
>>201343396Sleep tight megabyte.>>201343406Wham bam thank you Stan.
You guys can read German and understand it for the most part, right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3KlidnE8FY
i hate the sound of other people's laughter.how can i remove it from the world?
Rambo is going sicko mode
>>201343580Hyuk hyuk hyuk hyuk
>>201343580why do you dislike it?
>>201342369There are multiple “cat islands” in Japan.
Nap time for me. I will return in a few hours
>>201343679have a good eep
https://youtu.be/H_GvVnPsUegOut with a whimperIt's not a blaze of gloryYou look down from your templeAs people endeavor to make it a storyAnd chisel a marble wordBut all is lost if it's never heard
>>201343679Are you bebe or boomer
some niggas just need to die
>>201343533I’ll take this as a concession. Thanks for playing!
Finally got home from workNot leaving my fucking bed till monday
connections was bullshit today
>>201343860i haven't done it yet i will now
>>201343860you peabrains always fail the easiest ones
>>201343860i got it, but i know what you mean that was pretty silly
>>201343847Youre gonna poop and eat on your bed?
>>201343874You should do me now (in the butt)
Fuck you bloody bitch bastard
bored. i wish i were spiderman
>>201343967I’m glad you’re not. We don’t need a Puerto Rican Spider-Man.
>>201343967that would be kind of fun
>Applied for my last two courses last semester>Approved>Look at my university emails right now>They removed one of them because I didn't have the prerequisite>wtf.jpg>Contact everyone I can>Fill out the bullshit form to bypass the prerequisite>Get denied>Now I have to email the professor and head of the accounting department to bypass this otherwise I have to take one course this semester and one course next semester>Semester starts this MondayThis is a load of bullshit. I was able to sign up without issue but now apparently I wasn't supposed to. Fuck this university.
>>201344080what are you studying
Superhero movies don't make sense because altruistic deeds go against human nature
Maybe try living a spartan lifestyle
>>201344202That is false
>>201344202yeah that's what makes them nonsensical
>>201344229The tendency to sin innate in all human beans
>>201344279Okay that doesn't mean we don't have good tendencies either
>>201344178Accounting.
>>201344306You're literally going to get replaced by a quickbooks algorithm
Thoughts on rambo3?
>>201344306i've never been good at math stuff i like english more
Pauly was always on point with cab arrival annunciations. I bet the cab drivers appreciate the quick and prompt action by this man.
>>201343271For the first time in many many moons, I have plans
I had a temporary gig through a big name company, they were doing a study on some new technology. They rented out this really nice office on the 29th floor of a building in the center of the city. The property owner and manager were really hands off and the security left in the evenings.This was months ago and we were instructed to turn in our access cards after the gig ended. I obviously kept mine silently.Now i just came and checked it, my card still works. Now im just chilling up here in a giant empty office with an absolutely astounding view and getting high and listening to music. Shit is so cash. I wish i could post a picture of the view but i don't wanna dox myself.Too bad im a loser, it'd be so cool to bring a girl up here and fuck. Lol.
>>201344532don't they have cameras? aren't you afraid of getting in trouble for being there
>>201343839Actually no that’s a different anon. I was in transit so I haven’t been able to respond Oswald had incredible reload speed(really makes you think) so there’s a definite possibility there were multiple bullets in those frames. Remember, they’re not all as easy to spot as the one when blumpf was shot at
>>201344532Good luck with the cctv
The earl of sandwich
>>201344593Incredible reload speed, but not enough to make two shots within a couple of frames. I don’t think the Zapruder film is a full 24 frames per second, but you’re talking about cycling the rifle comfortably within one second. Normally, conspiracy-believers tend to say that Oswald’s reload was too slow, and so there must have been a second gunman. I’m glad you don’t believe that element, even if you’re still convinced of a second shooter.
>>201344682I think Oswald took the first shot(kennedys collarbone) and the second/third were feds)
Took 3 tiny liquid poos in the last 5 hours what does this mean
I'll spin ur block like a beyblade ese
>got a deadlock invitesmell ya later losers
>>201344864looks like absolute dogshitbring back arena shooters, death to moba and tact shooters
>>201344588Only in the lobby, i doubt they bother checking them unless there's some sort of incident or reason to. Its not like im leaving a mess or any trace behind, im leaving everything as it was when i came in. Once you go on the elevators and beyond theres no cameras. Anyways there's at least a couple of businesses in other office spaces, so even if they saw me walking in it wouldn't be unusual, they'd most likely assume im affiliated with some company thats renting out a suite. Only way I see it going bad is if the security guard both decided to check CCTV and recognized me from before AND cared enough. I doubt it since i was pretty cool with all the guards>>201344603Thanks. Worst case scenario i have a cover story. I left a bunch of my tools up there and wanted to go back and try and get my tools. Actually thats the real reason i went in the 1st place, to see if my tools were still there. Sadly they emptied everything out
>>201344864Reddit game
Ngl I get wrecked in rome total war 2, not on the battle field, the campaign map I always get overwhelmed by barbarians
>>201344837It means you need to lay off the hot sauce
well i'll be dogged if that's not "lowdown" lester hanes the scourge of frisco... 500 dollars in spanish gold for the man that brings him in
>>201345049TO THE TOWN OF AQUA FRIDA RODE A /cum/BUM ONE FINE DAY
>>201339899That amount of alcohol messes up your gut
>>201345017damn alright no more mayonnaise
been using this website for a decade and just noticed the "show OP comment" option. why would you ever turn that off
>>201345140I could throw those so far
fucked up how everyone hates indians and yet they are so multitudinous. i think the idea of genocide will become palatable to normals in our lifetime
>>201345140three states of matter
>>201345204already is unironically, there are people who genuinely think israel is our ally
i have jeetfatigue
tetotetotetotetotetotetotetotetotetoteto
that poor lizard
Canajeets be like“This mayo too spicy”
>>201345239mesmerizer has been fantastic for tetotetoteto awareness
Cum lords be like:
>>201345267Cant even imagine being pathetic enough to post this. Like it’s got to be a joke, right?
Had navy beans with tomato sauce on toast
>>201345267how hard can it possibly be to openi get like a pickle jar or something but its just a drink
Ayo this nigga eatin BEANS
Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungs-gesetzesentwurfsdebattierklubdiskussions-standsberichterstattungsgeldantragsformular is the longest word in German
>>201345140Birbs>>201345204Idk if its just random or because i suddenly find myself surrounded by indians lately but i have had such an intense curry fever going. I find (some) indian women so fricking attractive these days. I actually got so close to fucking one once years ago. She took my cigarette and put it in her bra and rubbed it all around then told me to grab it back if i want it. I was fingering her at the bus stop it was incredibly trashy. Then a security guard came and told us to leave. She said she wouldnt let me leave but i has to go home so she gave me her phone # and said she wanted to "drink wine and fuck" on the weekend and then she would cook for me.My fucking phone fell and broke that same night and then when i got it repaired her number was gone. Never saw her again after that. Haunts me to this day.
I’m going to get my ratings
>>201345377thanks poindexter *hoists you up the flagpole by your undies*
>>201345392what the hell
>>201345377and now it’s also the longest word in /cum/
>>201345422I don't wear underwear
stuck on public transportation next to some high school girlsGood lord women really talk about the most inane boring shit
>>201345239I have a durarara parody of this in my youtube favorites from like a decade ago
cummy bum bum
>>201345442ok then I’ll fly your boxes like old glory and dunk your head in the toilet
>>201345453they're high school girls of course they're gonna talk about dumb shit, don't generalize
>>201345494Please tell us of a time you were near a group of women and overheard an intellectually stimulating discussion of something genuinely relevant
>>201345523not a group but the one time i was fucking your mom, she was talking about motherhood
>>201345523i overheard girls talking about fiat currency and the consequences of centralized banking last time i went to the DMV
>>201345523you could say the same thing about a group of men talking about something other than cars or fishing. we can both just generalize huge swathes of the population over and over and we won't get anywhere
jerome just won the black lady the presidency
>>201345616that never happened
Veal parmesean go fuck yourself
Tried to actually socialize today by going to some neckbeard shop which sells Warhammer minis and MtG and shit. Even there, I somehow managed to stand out as a socially inept retard, kept stammering, etc. I left after 20 minutes and am probably never going back.God I hate being such an autistic social failure. I will never (ever) have an actual real-life friend. Shit sucks, /cum/rades.
Alright fellas here's the plan, the next Albanian that posts here, I'll hold him down and we take turns breeding him. You guys in?
>>201345679don't give up, exposure therapy works you just have to fail for awhile to learn
When I was younger I used to read close encounters stories and unsolved bizarre mysteries and I put on this song while I did it.https://youtu.be/fGv2Ua74Ils?si=_HNu0VhAH3WUvAne
>>201345679> Even there, I somehow managed to stand out as a socially inept retard, kept stammering, etc.Did you actually, or were you just anxious and are being hard on yourself?
boring posts. i need to see more energy
>>201345616Cap
>>201345626Lmao
>>201345626But those are both interesting
Spider tits, spider tits...
>>201345828can barely tell these two apart
>>201345866das racis
>>201345782I'm pretty sure it wasn't just my imagination. But yes I was extremely anxious.
i hate my life so very much
>>201346111yeah but you got trips!
>>201346111Tiem to start drinking those sorrows away
>>201346111You hate yourself enough to let me groom you into a femboy?
>>201346111i don't think anyone loves their life and if they do they're delusional
Worked my lower back hard as fuck today. Back extension machine at the end just killed me lolThank god my friend drove us tonight
Opinions are like assholesMine is the best
>>201346144I'm too tall
>>201346144I already dress like an office lady when I work from home
>>201346255why do you do that
Is this the spinster?
>>201346136the captcha was also "DOOM". very foreboding >>201346138just makes being sober even more miserable >>201346144you don't want me i'm ugly>>201346170not helpful or comforting but thanks for trying
>>201346255based crossdresser
I used to crossdress too but I didn't dress up like an office lady
50 more hours and it's back to the wagecuck factory
>>201346269Because when you wear stockings and a skirt and then blow a fan between your legs it feels amazing on a hot day. That’s why anime girls do it.
>>201346345tranime is poison to the mind
>>201346345I just turn on the AC
I hope everyone’s having a nice evening. I wish I had more liquor.
Green Sugar
>>201346345yeah but why dress like a 58 year old
>>201346372Feels good tho>>201346405Not the same
peepeeinmypoopoo
Free yourself from your attachment to your desires.
>>201346543alright done now what
>>201346543I’m Im freeing myself from the attachment to my desire for more liquorOhmOhmOhmmmmmmNah it’s still there
your desires never leave
does anyone wanna make the new or should i do it
Needs more schoolgirl
>>201346725allow me
at this rate it's gonna be twenny minutes before we hit 310
why didn't any one you tell me there is a femcel dating app? finna meet my manic pixie dream girl weeb neet femcel
>>201346841What’s it called? I wanna earn the trust of guarded women and then destroy them
>>201346817okay buddy you have my blessing :>
i got my baking license renewed so i can bake the NANOSECOND that we hit 310
>>201346864duolicious
>>201346879Bake away boss
>>201346825>OP from almost 5 hours ago/cum/? more like /normie/
>>201346905WELL I JUST GOT HERE OK JEEZ
>>201346879I pledge on my honour (honor) not to make the new
The littlest birds sing the prettiest songs
>>201347012>>201347012>>201347012>>201347012>>201347012
>>201347019based
