water chomps edition>>201430792previous
the big piece of earwax fell out of my ear if anyone wants to see it
>>201433193They love water
>>201433213happy for you but you don't have to share >>201433232cook out is really good, that's one of my favorite late night spots
>>201433179They must, at least more often than anywhere else. Why else would they talk about it so much?>>201433208So long as you can fake whatever your job is, lying about your qualifications is fine. But it's really risky to lie about having a degree, since that's something that can be easily checked. Lying about your grades in that degree or any lesser qualifications is fine though.Lying about having different microsoft certifications is fine, since most people would never check if you took the office cert.
>>201433213Of course we want to see it. What kind of stupid question is that?
>>201433271what the heck
>>201433232How are the watermelon milkshakes?
>>201433271Faggot raccoon.
>>201433306cook out has really good milkshakes, i like the banana milkshake personallybut they are an exercise of patience, because when you get them they are rock hard and you have to wait like 20 minutes before it can go through the straw. unless you want to eat it with a spoon
>>201433338The watermelon milkshake shouldn't have that problem, since there's so much liquid in a watermelon.
>>201433263>>201433282It's crazy you gotta see it
all this food talkdamn you guys are either rich or fat fucks
>>201433372Food is something that everyone can connect over. Would you prefer we argue about religion?
>>201433359i haven't had it so i can't say, but if it's anything like their other shakes it would be really tasty
why is my skin breaking out :(
>>201433370Wtf thats gnarlyYou can set that in a gold ring and wear it
>>201433370Once in my life, I expelled a similar, roughly pea-sized ball of earwax
>>201433434have you been washing your pillowcases and having good hygiene and stuff ? are you stressed? when i get stressed i break out too, use a face wash with salicylic acid in it that helps me
>>201433484>>201433449this ear got flushed out just 6 months ago. I can't imagine what horrors lurk in my other ear which hasn't been flushed in years
>>201433386>religionthats mind food>Food is something that everyone can connect over.you never have a good take. Food is something no one ever connects on hence the different diets and mass produced slop stupid trust fund baby.
>>201433434>>201433490You can just crush up an aspirin tab and make a paste with water and apply typicallyIt breaks down into salicylic acid and acetyl acid iirc
>>201433490I need to start washing my pillow cases every week with my clothes instead of every 2-3 weeks with my sheets. I am also very stressed yeah>>201433548interestingI'll have to check the ingredients of my face wash
>>201433548maybe but that doesn't really exfoliate like washing your face with warm water and something slightly abrasive like face wash does. need to knock some of that crap loose, that might even clog his pores more >>201433580how old are you? i had pretty bad acne that i had to tailor my whole skincare routine that started to calm down when i turned 25. if you touch your face a lot, stop doing that. i know it's hard because people like to touch their face a lot but it can be done
I want to stop suffering. Someone kill me.
>>201433618Aspirin has a long history of topical use. Maybe some binding agents in a pill could clog a pore but the aspirin itself wont
>>201433618I'm 24. I'd been breakout free for years until this past month. Probably because of big life changes. I hope it goes away soon. I only touch my face when I put on sunscreen/moisturizer, I think, but I could be doing it on autopilot
imagine living here LMAOhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gaylord,_Michigan
>>201433540>you never have a good takeYou're retarded then.>Food is something no one ever connects onWe defied your statement, by connecting over milkshakes.>hence the different dietsYes, people grow different foods.>and mass produced slopThat's a burger problemAnd I see that you're still seething over literally nothing, beyond your inability to be able to read any of my posts. But I love that I live rent free in your head. Still seething now.You love to see it. Thanks for the (You)s and the posts directed at me, because I know you're obsessed with how much better I am as a person than you are.
>>201433680Worse, imagine having Gaylord as your first name
did you know canadians be cutting dey own meat?
>>201433660that's interesting i didn't know that>>201433665oh for sure if you're going through some big life changes the acne is almost certainly exacerbated by that. don't worry about it too much buddy, just control what you can control by washing your face and practicing good sleep hygiene. glad you're moisturizing and using sunscreen, that's like 80% of skincare in itself
>>201433728Dr. Gaylord Hitler
What if slathering your face with mystery ointment sunscreens and moisturizers actually caused the acne?
>>201433764i wouldn't really call it mystery ointment, the ingredients are listed on the bottle. it's pretty benign . as long as you're exfoliating and cleansing your pores it isn't a problem
My name is Gaylord Manlove
>>201433829My name is Adolf Hitler
>>201433829We share the same given name friendt. Gaylord Dickens
>>201433829bit gay
>>201433829school must have been hard for you
>>201433813>it's pretty benignUntil we find out that another chemical in them causes cancer, like we recently did with sunscreen.
I went to school with a kid named Adolfeveryone just called him Dolfy
>>201433874if you're talking about benzene, all the bottles that had that in it were recalled. it wasn't part of the formula. i remember that whole fiasco, it was pretty overblown. we're talking about 6 parts per million or something
>>201433922>it's benign>except this chemical that wasn't on the label>it's fine thoughOk Johnson & Johnson.
>>201433944>Toxicologists note that even if you applied the worst sunscreen on the Valisure list to your entire body, you'd be exposed to less than half the amount of benzene you breathe in normal city air in a day. Benzene is also very unstable, so it's unclear how much would be absorbed through the skin.https://health.unl.edu/can-sunscreen-cause-cancer-how-avoid-benzene
>>201433950>you breathe in normal city air in a dayTerrible measuring stick. City air is poison.
people have no idea what the intensity of occult initiation is like.you literally control all of reality. the fate of the world is in your hands. you are the hidden hand controlling everything in society.your actions alone cause significant religious events (biblical end times, kali yuga, etc).i'm a literal fucking god yet still a meme lord.
>>201433995
https://youtu.be/g0T_j9dt2DU
>>201433995>posting on 4chan as a god>>>/x/
>>201434027why would she agree to make this tiktok that is so embarrassing
>>201434052She enjoys attention
>>201434052Negative attention is still attention to lonely people.
I'm writing in Tim Waltz
>>201433995on top of all of this, i can't even reveal certain knowledge or else i'll get hunted down by the government and JFK'd.there are even some gods who are so spiteful and self centered that they'll attack you just for becoming powerful.not even mentioning the endless predatory occultist within the occult community.but i'm still thriving and glow niggers can tongue my anus.
>>201434052Its insane some of the videos fat fucks put up of themselves. Lots of hilarious ones get posted on /fit/
>>201434137
>>201434127Hey fagster tell me what these were for
had to turn the heater on wtf it's still august
>>201434137im of the opinion that we shouldn't 'normalize' thisi know that getting bullied for being fat sucks, and that it causes people a lot of distress, but being fat can be fixed. short of some rare thyroid problem or something. it's not healthy, and it shouldn't be 'normalized'. it should be stigmatized. this is an unpopular opinion in a lot of circles but it's the truth. delusion isn't healthy and they are deluding themselves into thinking that all of this is okay when it's demonstrably true that being obese is horrible for your health and fertility.
>>201434198it has been getting pretty chilly at night, i love it
I just don't understand how you get that fat
>>201434221Completely agree. It's very sad, and frankly disgusting.
>>201434221If you read some of the screengrabs from fat subreddits its really concerning how they completely disconnect their mind from their fat body. The language they use is so unhealthy. It is sad but funny
>>201433995Okay so turn the moon blue right now
>>201434251Drinking soda and eating too much every day for years and years
>>201434251food and sugary drinks are just their vice i guess, and i'm sure there's a small portion of them just not putting two and two together and realizing that their diet is what's making them fat, and that they're not "big boned" or have a "slow metabolism" or whatever.>>201434274it's just like any echo chamber, people agreeing with eachother's insane statements until they live in a bubble completely detached from reality
>>201434040many of you are also gods. some of you are extraterrestrials, even.this earth is a machine for producing gods.your goal is to ascend to godhood to escape the cycle of reincarnation.
>>201434190pyramids were/are used to generate massive amounts of life force energy.look into orgonite for technical details.
First thing I notice when I get back from a trip to Europe is the crazy amount of fat people at our airports. Except the U.K., they are fat as hell too
>>201434377ikrit's night and day, europeans on average are like, a letter grade more attractive because not as many of them are obese
This is the only thing Brian posts about yet he spends his time here posting cringe instead of being a "god"
>>201434290that's probably possible in the astral realm. but you'd probably piss off selene or some other moon goddess/spirit.there's lots of natural psychic phenomena documented all throughout human history.
I think something like 90% of African American women are overweight, and more than 50% are obese.
Your body fat % should be your tax rate
>>201434411You can't do it, why would you care about passing off spirits if you control reality. It's dumb shit
>>201434429I don't think taxing fat people would actually fix the problem
>>201434440They cause incredible strain (heh) on our medical system and injure medical staff who have to try and move their bloated stinking bodies.
>>201434405you don't know my life
>>201434469You've been on here all day
Grey Goose VodkaWhen only the finest will do
>>201434436by controlling reality it's more like controlling the fate of the world/universe, controlling energies, dominating industries, governments, and financial institutions
>>201434440i can't really think of a solution other than taxing the sugary stuff and junk food and making it really expensive. and that sucks because responsible people don't have a problem with this stuff as a treat sometimes.
Okay do something simple Brian, turn this int board to a different color, or will that piss off the internet spirit?
Birth control is one of those things that people don't talk about but it is an enormous factor in female weight gain and obesity
>>201434489untrue. i go away for several hours at a time>>201434509see >>201434502
>>201434509just leave it alone dude
>>201434503>>201434465Banning HFCS would be a good start I think
>>201434530You can't even do something simple, you don't control anything at all
>>201434536And cooking oils derived from heavily processed agricultural waste
>>201434429Congratulations, you've now created the incentive to increase anorexia and bulimia. As an added bonus the lobbyist for Ozempic is going to push even harder to get it on Medicare, costing the taxpayer billions.
>>201434525yeah, but i do wonder how much of the reported weight gain has nothing to with the birth control at all. the demographic of young women who use birth control is the same demographic that is extremely sensitive to weight gain. it might be over reported
>>201434557i can control your life and end it if i wanted to
you could do a real life kamehameha if you wanted to
>>201434699You know there's a million dollar prize you can go claim if you can actually do that
>>201434642There is more than one causeSucks to suck i guess
you could astral project and vampirize someone's energy in their sleep in the astral realm
Loser
>>201434787A Million Dollars you say?
>>201434878A small loan, perhaps?
>>201434878Yes, there a million dollar prize if you can prove any supernatural phenomenon, no one has been able to do it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWMMOwKazusgood song everyone should listen tovery groovy and literally me
>>201434926It said it ended in 2015 grandpa
>>201434978 but will offer the challenge to anyone who has passed a preliminary test that meets with their approval
>>201434951I liked it, especially the part with the flute.Maybe you'll like this: https://youtu.be/cPbNpIG8x_s?si=6ATa6Aht-cids2fM
>>201434926huh you'd think briankin would be chomping at the bit
>>201435096i really really like the horns i am an absolute sucker for brassthe pacing of this song is really good i like it a lot . you can feel it being built up piece by piece by the instrumentation wonderful
i want to train with a taoist monk who can teach me the art of tai chi.and also manipulation of sexual energy. and maybe we could also explore each other's bodies and have gay tantric sex.
I can't fall asleep. Might shoot myself in the head and aleep forever
>>201435235I'm glad you like it!It's always a great feeling when you share a song with someone and they enjoy it
>>201435257can you be my slave in the afterlifei can magically empower you with blood sacrifice
>>201435281My spiritual energy far exceeds yours I'm afraid. Already have plans for the afterlife too.
>>201435257i don't think that's a good solution>>201435259yesyes i like folk stuff a lot and i know it's offputting and hippy dippy but i like it a lot
>>201435325no it doesn't unless you're undergone black magick initiation
i fucking hate cats so much it's unreal
>>201435404im glad he started to get funky with it
YOUR out of touchIM out of thymegays and abortion are vital just here around
>>201435325Brian on the ropes
>>201435499Poland has beautiful women
>>201435378In a way. In deep mourning i attempted to call into the void and something called back. We made an exchange
holy cow it's my bedtimegood night
>>201435522if you were really powerful you wouldn't be so weak minded and suicidal
>>201435547Nighty night
sedentary lifestyle catching up with me. shoulder is fucked from bad posture
>>201435582Heavy is the head that wears the crown
I don't like poop
>>201435681I like when it comes out of my bum
>>201435650heavy are these nuts on your mouth from face fucking you
genocide fruit flies
>>201435404What a cute cat I want a grey cat now
ate 3 burgers. tummy full
>>201437088
flyovers on suicide watch >>201436266
"man" (subhuman) that cant bear to see himself in the mirror: "hey guys filter this person because i think you should filter this person. also im learning programming to go be a truck driver"
and a third post for his 1
>>201437270(i know he knows im doing this, and he is obviously looking here while he posts in brit)
feels good sleeping knowing that these people who dont like me literally cant make good posts even if they tried
and a third post
I want to throw up
oh get a grip France
>>201433271Inter species behavior like this is always really fascinating to me
My failures woke me up at night
>>201437454meds
>>201437462(heres 1 more and going to wait for the penis talk to be over)
>>201437563
care a lot about someone filtered, and who you want everyone to filter, Brazil yeah this post going to make the rounds this time and go mental with replies, this time. because its so good
possible one of his posts: >>201437579>>201437579and my third post for that trash one ^^
>>201437700
I usually think of myself as someone who doesnt care about this stuff as I already know I wasnt meant to be shit since the beginning. But all the memories of stupid shameful shit I did have started to hit me right in the face lately
>>201437718:(
rat-liek claws belonging to a fat fucking retard typed out this post >>201437723>>201437723
no you couldnt
How is this possible. How can I be so retarded. I have destroyed my future, my social life, my savings everything How does this happen
>crows outside going caw caw caw >look out of my window >stops
Oh my god
She filtered billions
>>201438121neither of them are attractive
these lil islands are interesting to me. who would've thought portugal had some random ass islands in the atlantic?
Question:Who is Brian?
>>201438311the king of cum
>>201438419
my mustache hairs keep going up my nostrils
wish i could go learn machine code programming
and trucking
>>201438798
>>201438869
>>201438956
and a 4th post
>>201439074 (nobody is talking to him - this is to himself)
(nobody is talking to him - this is to himself)
>>201439216
>>201439364
>>201439546
Morrowwind: weeeeeeoooooooooowweoooooooooooooow brlbrlbrlbrlbrlbrlb weeeeeeeee shhkdhdhdshhhhhkdhdhd. Morrowwind
>>201439588what a fool. such a grand and intoxicating existence
bump
Shut up ratpedo
Just shot the fattest load I have in a month
secret house at my friend's apartment complex
>>201441528who lives there
yes!! yes yes YES!!!!!
>>201441573it is a mystery
>>201441629https://youtu.be/IqJXxHi6RwQ
hello
ISTANBUL NOT CONSTANTINOPLE
TODAY I WILL GO TO THE GYM
hey mouseretard go spam brit with your schizo namefag obsession thanks
Test post to see if chilean flag
no personality slowpoke
Otra vez y ahora he conseguido la bandera tejas
was the same weight since high school then hit 30 years old and gained 30 pounds in two years
>>201442647>>201442651>>201442656>>201442658mods
had a meltdown, broke a few things, screamed at myself for 15 minutes. now i want to change my life for the better.
>>201442702just do something different retardits not that hard
>>201442607Wait same... except I blame drinking
>>201442365>>201442464>>201442481>>201442506>>201442578>>201442647>>201442651>>201442656>>201442658>>201442675>>201442680mods, your janny hes sperging out again in the thread
Its the lack of soluble fiber in your diet shortly before mealsAlso big pharma and the food industry working together to get you on ozempic by the time you're ready for retirement
Everyone deserves kisses
should i buy a used PS4there are only a few games i want to play but they'll probably never get ported to another system
>>201443048just wait until you can emulate
I destroyed my life
Im a stank ass nigger
I started this year by throwing up in someone living room I dont even know. Drugged out of my mindWhat was I expecting
i reported so many posts (one person making them all - the janny, of all people) - that i cant report posts any more. really makes you think. the reports were for spam by the way just seems a bit "spammy" that he makes so many posts (to be > 20% of the thread) which get no replies that reporting them all blocks and prevents you from reporting more posts
Just ate two tiny pizzas, a big burrito, an orange, some takis, half a loaf of banana bread toasted with butter and then covered in peanut butter and some sweet potatoe chips
Please kill me
i over think my way out of so many opportunities. i need to pick up drinking or smoking to kill some brain cells.
Yo, dis Nigga thinking
>>201443260hey i hope ur ok
Lana Del Taco is no more :/
>>201443317bruh it's fucking 7:30 AM
first order of business, i need to get my damn driver's license. hard to get a job without one.
>>201443706I'm built different.
>>201442780My metabolism is slowing down I had a good runTime to actually get my doughy ass to the gym so my wife doesn’t leave me
Your wife is a literal sheboon.She posted on here before you stupid b.c cuck
>>201443815post your wife
>>201443706it's 9:30 dumbass
THE GYM IS EMPTY RIGHT NOW FAAAAAAAACK
>>201443898Pissening
>>201443966freaky craig titus dorian yates barn door back ok peace out bye
>>201433232>black people themed restaurant>founder is an old white guy
a catfish /soc/ tranny from ireland catfished me.
>>201434027damn thats pathetic
>>201444057it kinda makes sense now
I would like to be born in a respectable family of doctors in which mom and dad love and adore their son (me) they pass on good genes to me, enroll me in piano lessons, extra lessons in math (because it is the basis of our universe :)), biology and physics and encourage me to participate in competitions and pay for my studies abroad or in Warsaw :)
>>201434027I'm skinny but I can't do a cartwheel either.
>Impression VS Impersonation Why is no one using these correctly?
>>201444180
>>201444139me too instead my parents like beerits ok though you can still do fine
i know what ratpedomousepedo looks likehe's a chad
i have a weird sensation in my chest
>>201444406His teeth are literally falling out
>>201444419proof
AmericansCanadiansPlease come to this thread and share your opinion about Mexico>>201444451>>201444451>>201444451
>>201444442
MY BABY DON'T MESS AROUND BECAUSE SHE LOVES ME SO AND THIS I KNOW FO SHOBUT DOES SHE REALLY WANNA BUT CAN'T STAND TO SEE ME WALK OUT THE DOOR
>>201444596you're a spic
>mousepedo proxyfagging on a leaf flag
proof his his teeth this picture of his finger thats the basis for all of my argument and the support is a picture of his finger
>>201444840it's schizojeet
ratpedo and schizojeet can spam all day but if you dare mention t you get a 3 day vacation
>>201444919You're a dirty spic, go back to mexico!>>201444841this lmaoi know crackheads in real life that have all their teeth and have been smoking crack and cigs for on and off
>>201445024which shithole of an ISP do you have man?>if you dare mention t you get a 3 day vacationwish i had proof but i believe you anyways, sorry to hear also if you are lying, hope you die in a horrible car crash
gomo
>>201445063when i used to live in america as a 15-16yr old, if i got a permaban or a ban, that was that for me, i would lurk 24/7 lol.now im 24 and i change my ip every 10 mins
everyone lies
>>201445024After a certain point they ban ratpedo
who is they?do they work for free?
imagine being so retarded you spend your waking moments bitching about nobodiesimagine being so poor you can't afford an ISP that has dynamic IP.At least you take 4chan breaks, i can't.
Gym is crowded again :/
^go away
no
>>201445606don't leave
>>201445679:)
>>201445691i miss mihai more tho
kindly take the gay namefaggotry to its designated containment thread >>>/int/brit/
>>201445774say sorry
>>201445803Say sorry to the people that have to smell you as you pass by
said Walsharter
>>201445817Say sorry to the white people for illegally crossing the US border
>>201445850we are going up against one legged army vets who moderate 4chink that pretend to have wives and a job
I WANT TO WORK IN THE HAALF LIFE 2 FACILITY
you don't have to leave just stop making boring bad posts
You don't have to stay.Just stop posting.
>>201445966alright enjoy your thread retard
https://youtu.be/ulZQTrV8QlQGm
if you see a us flag arguing with you back and forthits a spic with no liferemember real white people don't waste time blogposting on 4chan at all ever. If they do, they are white trash and are proud.
lot of YouTube videos today have pitched "for 5 minutes" as if its a long period of time or something
is there any non aids way to process a felled tree without a chain saw. can't get one for the foreseeable future.was thinking using an axe as a wedge and pounding it in to split it in half first.
two for one special >>201446417>>201446497
Does anybody know what happened last night when half the boards get nuked?
>>201446608probably mass cp spam
>>201446608The mods made a mistake :(
>>201446622>>201446635you guys should have sex with each other
>>201446635what mistake?
>>201446652>>201446773You two should shower and brush your teeth
>>201446773You are replying to a literal RCMP fed who thinks knows what happened.
>>201446773Before I went to bed the only explanation I saw was the mod post from /a/. It was being shared around, and all it said was something like “we’re sorry. The mods made a mistake :(“
>>201446807>>201446773You two should have gay sex together
what mistake did the mods make :(
what should i have for my last meal in the usa tonight? i think a burger would feel right.
>>201446882The RCMP fed doesn't know the mistake. You have to ask the FBI. :(
Why am I being called a fed lmaoIt’s too early in the morning to be a schizo
>apu>what should i eat>last day in usaanother trustfund baby living life on easy mode
It's too late to call you outToo early to call you outThe mind games, guys.
https://www.youtube.com/@cynthiamaybunya4622/playlists
https://youtu.be/nClPJvDJk0I?feature=shared&t=513
>>201446956does it make you mad? are you gonna cry and shit and piss your pants?
>this made millennial shit and piss their pantshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjF4ZXLwtKg
thanks for the you trust fund baby
>>201446903Or a local specialty
>>201446956the idea of someone going on vacation is making you upsetyou are chinese
>>201447407He's not asianHe's schizojeet
Canadians are passive-aggressive like women. This is why they are being replaced by jeets and won't do anything about it.
what should i do with my neet bux
>resting heart rate is 74oh god
>>201447475mine is 90. im fat btw
>>201447475whats wrong with thatthat is good
>>201447507hello doyuo need an apprentice
>>201446903Where are you going back to and what city are you in? These are important in deciding what to eat. You should get something unique to the city you're in, but also something you won't find back home.
Did somebody say ....Assassin?
>>201447396there's not really a local specialty>>201447407i am actually moving to nigeria for work
This is why I never reply to faggot pepe baiters
I’ll make the new when the time comes (next post)
>>201447785>>201447785>>201447785
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPvjfInTXqE
>>201433193flat shoud be 10/10 theyall got it
>>201438289well they owned bottom half of the known world at their peak