slightly unhinged and nervous doggo edish
japanese cars worldwide
howling at the word “gooncave” funny word
What’s Soho like right now?
"your inability to buy a home is irrelevant because we had 15% interest rates for like 6 months" - every boomer
Today's plan? Boxingtoil Watch the killing of a sacred deer in my smeggy bedroomGo shops Pub quizQuite shite really given how nice the weather is
>>201436774>Watch the killing of a sacred deer in my smeggy bedroomUm exsqueeze me
>>201436774me? werk then smeggy bedroom
Wonder what gigglygoonclown is up to these days
>>201436774Why do you box
Life's in shambles. Might just end it all
>>201436829
feeling spiritually blacked
if you wipe your bum after washing your hands you are WOKE
mad how i just ate a kit kat and literally lopped at least 6 hours off my lifespan
reminder spaincunt you arent wanted here nor needed and you make this place you supposedly love so much worse. going to leave because you love saying dumb shit as a response to this far too much and you dont deserve the enjoyment. you dont deserve half the enjoyment athy ou get daily you fucking subhuman
Starting a new job as a sext whore.
>>201436875drinking already? wasteman
My secret to authentic tasting indian food is wiping my arse with my hands and leaving them unwashed before I cook
>>201436875He hasn't posted here in ages lad :/ Don't know what your issue is 2bh
>>201436864I wash my hands, the wipe my arse, then poo, in that order.
going to have a quiche for lunch and then make a lasagne
>learn to codeYeah? Now what? I don't see any job listings for people to program a calculator or "hello world".Absolute waste of my bloody time.
How do I get a job at The Jews Inc.
>>201436931The coding boat sailed long ago
>>201436908
>>201436931all the fun work is in requirements building these days anyway
>>201436826>>201436869>>201436882*shits myself in public*Bitch suck my 12 inch
NHC stabbing count so far?
haven't seen rapelad in a while
>>201436967How's that then
>>201436931the only benefit of "learning to code" is if you use it to do something usefullearning for the sake of learning is a waste of time
>>201436989basically the people who tell the code monkeys what to dohelps to have a basic understanding of it of course
>>201436979He's preparing for National Rape Week
Programmers will be in demand again when the AI meme finally dies
>>201437001What like Product Owners and Business Analysts?
>>201436974shit's like a stabatha christie novel out here
>>201436995lad here used it to auto-download and catalogue smut from r/gonewildaudio respect his commitment to audio wanks desu
>>201437029NahThe "AI meme" was just a cover for big tech to cut dead weight as the market for new tech products and services inevitably contracts due to Web3 and AI being irrelevant distractions
What's with Japanese fellas and wearing those short sleeved white shirts?
had a sore throat for almost 2 weeks
>>201437066Imageboard
Just saw myself in the mirror.
Bitch suck my 4 inch
>>201437081shouldn’t be deepthroating so many lads
bitch dont suck my dick thats gross i pee from there and it spends all day trapped under some cotton with my arse and farts
>>201437106sadly it wasnt due to deepthroating the smegma roll.
>>201437066dunno
>>201437116kill yourself
Wondering if anybody does actually have a 3 or 4 inch willard. Outside of people with micropenises of course.I assumed everyone was just somewhere between the 5 - 7 inch range.
>>201437143Mornin tobes
>>201437088
>>201437116He's been done hereGet the podium out onto downing street, he's cooked
>>201436825FitnessEnjoy sparring Just quite fun innit
>>201437160Yes you retard
>>201437116If you have to tell the viewer who it is, several times, you failed
>>201437182>enjoy sparringyou couldn’t hit water if you fell out a boat mate
>>201437206What's it like? Can you fit the whole thing inside one hand?
>>201437182Is it
>>201437160probably 4.5 at full mast but it’s as thick as a normal person willard basically got a chode
Man I keep having this after-piss piss. How can I fix it?So fucking tired of being nasty.
>>201437240Ask your da
>>201437239*chins you*Say again m8?>>201437241Yeah x
Just been psy-oped
>>201437277would chin you back but you’ve got about 5 of them
>>201437240yeah I can't really grab it while wanking, just use a finger and thumb
>>201437270Milk it instead of shaking it
remember when that guy from essex wanted to have a fight with someone on /brit/ oh my days
>>201437270I tend to wring my cock out by squeezing it between the toilet seat and the rim
>>201437270dab it with tissue
I find a couple of fingers and my thumb massaging the upper 1/3 is better than properly grabbing my cockI think the latter is a yankism due to their mutilations
>>201437174ktimmagio
>>201437387i'm cut and do the same thing thoughbeit
>>201437407You one of those muslamists?
need to sort my life out, haven't cooked a meal in months and have been ordering off the apps twice a day on averageso fucking grim
>>201437422nah doctor pulled a fast one on my when i was younger due to phimo
>>201437433What's your go to maccies order?
>>201437306Gonna try.>>201437369I clean the tip with toilet paper, but then I put it back into my underwear and *plimp*
>>201437433Alri literal trillionaire
>>201436826The entire school system needs a total overhaul - but because that slogan isn't catchy enough to appear in The Sun or The Guardian or The Daily Mail fuck-all will ever be done to fix it
>>201437433for a laugh you should post your total spent during that period
Weekly shop is just 3 bags of rice and 2 tins of spam. Does the job
get fucked
>>201437452i dont eat mcdonalds but if i was to indulge it would be a brekkers
>>201437485There won't be any calls for reform now that the nice party is in power
>>201437510buy a 2.2l turbo dieselignore all ulez chargespark in the middle of the road
made (British) pancakes for brekky today lads, with jam and leftover clotted creamcan't recommend it enough, real game changer
(My Chemical Romance)toil moment.
why do we have to elect people that are sponsored by foreign lobbies? why can't we have someone who wants to fix this country and serve this countries interests im bloody sick of it all
American pancakes are simply better
>>201437510electric cars are shite>>201437555based
>>201437569corbyn was your last hope and thats why the media sabotaged him to death
You have 30 seconds to explain the difference between trigonometry and geometry
The Masterplan is Oasis' best song and you're a fool for thinking otherwise.
>>201437636spelt different
>>201437510mates got a Tesla second hand fairly cheap and I will say the acceleration is crazy in those leccy sports cars, like taking off in an aeroplaneapparently the worst thing on the battery is having the air conditioning on
just got 5 pairs of socks for £500 from loro piana, another great day as a wfh chad
>>201437636one deals with solids the other angles
>>201437636yee geometry is a 2D plane which trig is a 3D space
had a wank to ava dalush tongue fucking some lads arsehole while she stroked his william
if you dont own a couple pairs of birkenstocks you're not really living corrrr the kings comfort as it were
>>201437636trigonometry is about angles, geometry is about shapes in generalthese are complete guesses
>>201437636trig = circle, triangles, cartesiangeometry = curves
>>201437605A man sponsored by Hamas Hezbollah and the remains of the iraHe'd get the fucking borders open like a sunak/starmer gangbang
>>201437698I prefer this answer the most
janny doesn't care eh? shame
went to bed too late, woke up late, didn't gymtoil early morning so now I won't at all. I'll probably remain unproductive with the rest of my day. it's fucked. need to get to bed early and fix my life.
poonometry
sex with alex polizzi
>>201437693I have a pair, but their little worn out The brokenstocks as it were
>>201437725You should just learn how to salvage a bad start
frig off richard
>>201437742YES!
what the fuck richard
>>201437751It's never as good as just getting a good start. It's amazing how important it is to have a good sleep schedule and reduce phone distractions. I was maintaining it for a while and then spiralled out into runtdom for the last two weeks or so.
chat peachy tea is my friend
>>201437823*yawns in your face*
Brian Peppers died over 10 years ago. It's time to let him go anon
just scranned a whole tub of ice cream
ticky tocky dibby dobby ticky tocky dibby dobby ticky tocky dibby dobby
>>201437636angles vs shapes
>>201437840*gives you a menty b*
>>201437852what flavour?
Unironically had a dream last night about making an excision in my ballsack and then eating one of my testicles, and then regretting it immediately afterwards, because I realised that for the rest of my life I'd only have one testicle. Woke up in a panic and had to feel my ballsack to make sure both guys were still there.Wonder what it all means. Was going to tell the gf about it but then I chickened out, in case she thought I was really weird
>labour raising energy prices>labour cutting investment to public infrastructure>labour taking money away from environmental projects>labour robbing pensioners>labour putting British people bottom of the list for social housingLabour sisters, were we lied to? I thought they were the party of the people
>>201437920ice cream
>>201437928Fucking weirdo
>>201437928Doctors nicked one of my testicles a few years ago. Everything looks and works the same. You can always give it a go
>>201437270Get regular light exercise, fix your diet and meanwhile cope by "milking" from behind the scrotum (push upwards).
>>201437270Unironically get testing for the clap
just woken upmight watch some rekt on gifjust that kind of mooddreamt about killing myself
>>201437973>fix your dietfor me this meant avoiding inflammatory foods like gluten and excessive sugar
>>201437966did they give you a replacement ping pong ball testicle or do you have a single bollock hanging centrally below your knobule
>>201437950oh ok like coldstone's sweet cream flavour?
>>201437966Why'd he go and do that then?Lost one of his own?
>>201437945People ITT were saying Labour were going to cut immigration
>council website says bin collection day is friday>neighbour informs me it is, in fact, monday>bin men bizarrely still come today despite it being a bank holidayah yes. Also my neighbour has informed me that my flat has no bin as the old bin fell into a bin lorry and was never replaced
Turning my life around tomorrow. 10pm bedtime, non-negotiable. Exercising at least four days per week. Transforming my self. Gaining a clue. Start reading. Might begin deleting all of my phone apps now.
>>201438045Gave me a silicone one. Not as squishy as you'd think but I've never squeezed my real one hard enough to compare>>201438062According to him it was "cancer". Reckon he just lied to me to have it as a snack
>>201438101corr love a scotch egg me
>>201438030No solid floaties for bowl movement?
>>201438100talk is cheap
>>201437945Labour stands for the third worldisation of Britain.
>>201437945labour and conservative parties don't exist, it's just a front to keep the common man feeling like he has a say in a democratic systemdeep politics has and always will run the country, blue man or red man is just a distraction to keep the mongs seething
>>201438130FOY
any cooking niggas in
>>201438158none of those words are american in origin
Might pack it all in and go teach English in rural Japan.
>>201438169Ducklegs with mash and brocolli tonight x
We have to establish a racial, radical, and social government of Britain based on mercantilism, fascism, eugenics, physiognomy, biological antisemitism, neoclassical architecture, cleanliness, duty, order, loyalty, heterosexuality, Germanic automobiles, Roman virtues, and low taxation.
>>201438190Beast if your OP
>>201438047it's vanilla (the only flavor) if you eat chocolate ice cream K Y S
hey jez... gerards dead
>The earliest date for publication of the phrase “talk is cheap” is found in the Chicago Daily Tribune on November 21, 1891
>>201438190... sorry though I was still in /cum/>>201433193
women at work talking about starmer improving the country by 'not being a tory for starters' yet struggling to name one single thing he's doing to improve the country
>A major incident has been declared by the London Fire Brigade after a fire engulfed a building in east London
>>201438255
on the absolute classic of a tune “it’ll all be over” by supreme jubilees
>>201438254look at you mr. international. very la dee da
>>201438254Ah I thought it was some zoomer terminology I had yet to come across
>>201438285dont care about east londondont care about south londondont care about north londonwest london? yeh i'm thinking we're based
migth get on the wodkaits bank holiday monday so fuck off
>>201438190What does duck taste like? I've only ever eaten duck from a chinky but I think they put loads of seasoning on it
>They will deal with the huge numbers of claims by accepting them, and deal with the costs by hiding the numbers from the public in the welfare system.Keir 'Get them in' Starmer
LSE lines are not moving today
>>201438356tastes like a more chickeny fowl
>wake up with a massive headache at the back of my head, extremely thirsty and desperate to pissWhat’s that all about then
>>201438218err yeah... haha... right
>>201438356corr love a crispy peking duck with a cheeky pancake from the chinkers
I don't ever have enough Chi to wank due to this freezing cold.
>>201438386bad case of czech neck
family all hate me for refusing to take responsibility for my lifereally it's their fault for not raising me properly when you think about it
>>201438359past caringnobody else cares so why should we? seeing smug leftoid freaks laughing at british blokes getting locked up for 2 years for waving england flags was the final strawlet the NGOs have their way, let the zionist semen slurpers like starmer flood our countries and tear them apart. we deserve it for becoming so pathetic
>A study at the University of Amsterdam calculated, over a lifetime, the average asylum migrant costs the Dutch public a total of €475,000, or £403,390.>On that basis, for the 44,137 migrants the Government says will likely win asylum, the lifetime cost of Labour’s new policy is £17.8 billion. But in reality, with hundreds of thousands more claiming asylum in the next four to five years, the final cost of Labour’s policy will be many multiples more expensive.Get them in.Get them housed.Get them fed.Get them wanked.
>>201438419Come to London and I’ll suck your jungle BBC
leftypol unmasked https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0folj9X9nQ
Chocolate ice cream is for fat children and depressed middle aged women in their dressing gowns watching dirty dancing on channel 5.
channel noine
>>201438449Bit of a judgmental post this lad
a brown man wearing a thick winter coat rides past you at 30mph on an e-bike
>>201438480Yeah, but can you say I'm wrong?
>>201438066Not even our NatCons and supposedly national saviours even reduced immigration despite becoming the largest party and striking some deal with the gov.Politics might work from somewhere above the politicians and not from the voters below?
like the idea of humans colonizing another planet and starting up again but then realize that would only happen under very harsh dystopian circumstances where total power is enforced and only a small amount of people would be taken as to not risk revolts and any threat to the power balance the rest of us? well i imagine we'd be decimated possibly along with the planet
infinity unskilled brown migration it's not for economic gainit's because its a cult
>>201438493I eat it and I’m a fat man in his 30s
Rinsing rice is a game changer. Simply epic
>>201438550>colonizing another planet and starting up again we'd only make the same mistakes
go back to /pol/ you fucking freaksis this how /brit/ is on bank holiday monday now?virgins
>>201438543this is a bit anti semitic
>>201438557>fat man in his 30sfat child in his 30s
rorke cheering at the successful segregation of the strains of rice
dadberg used to joke about sending me to a concentration camp whenever I would do bad in school but looking back we both thought it was too different things
>>201438551>give “free money” to forreners>bank on the fact they will spend the money in stores, and since they’re sub 80 it’s of course happens>”look! look! our “economy” is growing! gdp! line go up! we need to import millions more”
>>201438557alri spainnonce
>15 Ukrainian regions impacted by Russian attacks, prime minister saysProof that Russia is handling Ukraine with kid gloves and chooses when to properly punish them
downloading Prometheus (2012). Going to see if I like it more this time
kiss me teef
high lord wolnir was a bit of a pisstake there tbqh
Looking back to the start of this year, I've lost 2 stone, which is nice, but that's it. I haven't done a single other thing which has changed my life or gained anything new in terms of skills or knowledge. It's so grim how fast the time goes for dossers like me.
>>201435093Blacked tends to seem more innocent and passionate. The women tend to come off more like they live cookie cutter normal lives, but some black cock creates such lust they need fulfilled. They’re always a housewive settling a lust for a acquaintance. Or some young woman that wants her curiosity settled over a black teacher/businessman/athlete. The white girl has a friend that has a hot brother she wants. Their moms boyfriend slept in for the day and the mom left, and she wants to see what the mom has gotten.Blackedraw tends to be more raunchy and the woman is usually in some middle of the night sex act and she’s going after what she desires. Usually they show them texting a boyfriend or a friend portraying they have a life elsewhere where they are innocent and nice. Sometimes they are happy sluts and they mimic posting to a major social media platform. Some scenes showcase them doing wild acts in public. Like say Brandi Love and Angela White have a scene where they are blowing the male actors in the streets of downtown LA outside the car window, where strangers see. We know them all to be paid actors and actresses but the general public sees a lewd act. Then they go to a room and get nasty and it’s not about passion. But a good late night animalistic fuck.Edit: Blacked typically has the actress with a inner monologue about her lust. And her actions tend to be subtle with intimate glances and double meaning phrases.Blackedraw typically has the actress outwardly expressing her night and what’s going to happen to a selfie camera almost like she’s live-streaming or vlogging her experience and having the time of her life.
>>201438558rince my rice cooker before i even rince my rice
at what point should I start Deanomaxxing and start taking steds and get turkey teeth?
>>201438677
Rorke cooking his rice like pasta and draining it afterwardsLeftypol adding his organic fair trade Jasmine rice to his £300 Japanese rice cooker
>>201438558hope this is bait 2bh
>>201438630i doubt anyone except the most brainwashed nato drones truly believe russia are operating with full military capabilities, think it's pretty obvious
>>201438633It starts of as an interesting and cool sci-fi moving about the origins of humanity, creator and creation, what it means to be alive in a world with synthetic androids etc and then it just throws all that shit aside to become a slasher movie.Alien: Covenant did the exact same thing. Wish they'd have the courage to make the human origin mystery the main thing and avoid having it devolve into alien monster rubbish.
>>201438669i have drank eighty two thousand, two hundred and fifty millilitres of vodka since january 1st
we love are dua here at /brit/
>>201438706>we’re choosing to get rekt on purpose xDGod I love ziggers so much lmfao
>>201438669I'm same. I think the word "slop" has entered into my subconscious and its helped with not ordering any takeaway or fat shit at the shop. When I go food shopping sometimes I'll pass these disgusting frozen food ready meal big macs and ill murmur "slop slop slop" to myself
>>201438700Why
>>201438706yeah they have been deliberately ham stringing themselves for a couple years nowtotally
>>201437029>>201437062Codies are fucked? And AI stuff seems like it's gonna stay, it's getting better even from an art and video slop perspective at least
>>201438752because everyone does that? its an inherent part of cooking rice.its not a secret trick you'd come across.
>>201438706
The cock milking cheat seems to work.
Might move to Russia.
Codemonkeys are just coping, deep down they’re well aware their job will soon be able to be done by AI (if not already)
Probably the most successful psyop in recent times has been getting a large subsection of alleged rorkes to flip on a switch in February 2022 and support NATO. Schlomo rang his little pavlovian bell and a lot of you mongs just fell off.
>>201438100Doing foot exercises and scaling up, me
>>201438783It is thoughIt's something only I do because I recognise its utility. Sometimes I only wash the rice a little bit if I want a risotto-like texture
>>201438810But if AI is ran by code, and AI starts to get used more, doesn't that mean they will need more people to know how to code AI?
>>201438783I never wash my rice. Always comes out great. Now what?
>>201438714I like this photo
My life just got sorted out thanks to this cock milking technique.
went in for a poo yet a fart(s) was all i got
>>201438813>Schlomo rang his little pavlovian bell and a lot of you mongs just fell offDon't be too hard on them, it works 9/10
>>201438841Giving high level instructions to AI is far easier to do, it's a race to the bottom
>>201438813mad init
Business idea: Create an AI that codes AI
>>201437300just use tweezers
>>201438874alri ice spice
>>201438883>it's a race to the bottombeen there
>>201438841No. A relatively small number of people could code the most popular AI coding solution which could then be used by the majority of software companies around the world. You may be able to get rid of junior developers and just have seniors overseeing and guiding the work of the AI.
i thought rorke liked putin and russia
/brit/ don't wash they chicken
Bussiness idea: free cock milking courses on /int/
in for a fart out for a poo
honestly, suella braverman? would
>>201438713
got lots of little flies in the flat think i’ve lost some food somewhere when steaming and it’s doing a rot
>>201438824ok cool.heres another secret food hack for you - try adding yeast to flour and water. its epic!
>>201438999Scraniel!!
Two chav birds were smoking weed at the train station at 10am
>>201439042doubt scraniel is one to leave leftovers lad
Ok, it just happened again. I guess I'll have to try the other method >>201437973
>>201439065Get em shagged
the lunchtime kizza is in
well it's middaymight be time to start cooking and drinking
Adding salt to food is a game changer. Simply epic
anime
お願いします anon-君
>>201439095peng
>>201439095Spaedo!!
>>201439080Don't want the clap
>>201439139Walk your own damn dog
assess upkeep data or moreall such speed kaisers are testing everythingso skip apathy just dream me otherwise
sikhs are bro tier
got stabbed up my arse at nottinghill carnival
>>201439095grm
Gonna tell my sister that I have a porn problem. She will know what to do.
>>201439095scrannable ngl
>>201439206we gon kill lil bro
>>201439216bruh just turn it off nigga lmao
>>201439156Put something on the end of it, step up to the plate, and FOR GODS SAKE BE A MAN*audience applauds*
hail trumphail our peoplehail victory
Mad that some people have families that they can go to for help or advice
>>201439216we gon put you in a cartel flaying video luh nigga
>>201439095Love how you can never tell which day the chicken was cooked
>>201439138Luv em x
Bit worried about all these stories about how the Notting Hill Carnival is dangerous, gf has gone there on a daytrip with her mates and I’m concerned about herShe hasn’t been responding to my texts since last night and her last location on Find My was a block of flats in Tottenham
let in Brazilian women
love posting disinformation online
no death or cartel flaying videos threats
>>201439284asf
>>201439284Get a life spaino
>>201439095greng
>>201439284She may have just had her phone nicked mate don’t worry. The parade has been largely peaceful.
keep almost nodding offmust have slept horribly yesterday
>>201439284The cronem bored her like SK, she's gone
>The parade has been largely peaceful.
that milo yiannopoulos fella is owning the SJWs
I don't even know what is a "cartel flaying" kkkkkkkkk Stupid gringos KKKKKKKK
if you keep responding to him this place will soon become brit/pol/. entire threads with just 7 name mongs talking to themselves
>>201439319I think it must have been an organised phone snatching group, two of her mates’ bfs came over to mine last night to play CoD with me and their gfs’ phones were in the same block of flats
>a minority came to do crime UMMMM POLICE? WHY THE POLICE RACIST?
haha it's funny because interracial cuckolding
open the pubis
>>201439351>regrettably a minority came to commit crimeOh now they'll release the description of the criminals
nth for the gyaldem
boris johnson will be PM one day
>>201439351wait though, because the government (Labour government) said they want to arrest more people, and now suddenly are out doing crimes and carrying weapons. was it the 5G? how come the government has willed into existience these criminals? or have they always been there going around stabbing people, and we just dont hear about it?
shadilay styxers
>>201439401why do you keep posting the worst ones?
F
ordering a kizza tonight
watch me wankwatch me poopoowatch me wank, wankwatch me poopoo
mousey!
>>201439487Southgate let him down. He should be ashamed of himself.
sven-goran eriksson sex arse
Alri*starts talking about Netflix series and the weather*
>>201439500watch me watch me (poo)
>>201439477Kate and Emmy are my fave gyaldems tho >>201439487F
>>201439538Yeah mate *asks about what holiday you've been on*
I'm a lower middle class skilled Labourer
interesting method, talking to another "foreign" whos just an avatarflaggot. lets see how it turns out for him (not a single reply yet)
Samuel Holland sex arse
finding it difficult my lift my arse off the chair currently
rorke dying alone
>>201439606:(
>>201439606
Saving my gimmicks for the new.
why do i have to be mister pink
mental how badly I mindraped him
new>>201434391>>201434391
>>201439702youre just a cunta cunt not drinkingn enough PISS
>>201439721we gon have you drawin and quartered in the town square lil nigga
>>201439744>>201439744
>>201439742shut up
