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>>201447785where is my German wife
>>201447853in the german thread
Oh no I wanted to make the new. At least mapcel knows how to make a thread
>Error: Our system thinks your post is spam
why did the white people colonizers not set up any segregated white communities in India, was India too smelly?
need to read 100 pages of road manual to take a written test so the government can let me drive. i for sure wouldn't drive without doing that first *makes a huge exaggerated wink*
You will never be a woman, tranny.
>20 year old white woman>looks 40
>same one insultschizodalit needs to crack open a book
>>201448440what drugs, partying, and makeup does to a mf
>>201448338India was never, and was never intended to be a settler-colony. Colonial administrators would have lived relatively isolated from most of their subjects, surrounded (though not exclusively) by other white people, but the population of Europeans on the subcontinent was never going to be self-sustaining
[Upbeat pop music playing]
The lie will resemble the truth
>>201448410Make flash cards buddeh
>>201448338india was and still is a very messy place, literally and in the sense of having complex history, borders, religious wars, culture wars, etc.i wouldn't want to live there so i don't blame them either.
>>201448608The best lies have a little bit of truth in them. I lie all the time to sell shit to fat retards
>>201448641i'm going to anki max
>>201448641catch a fishy
MiMo Mondays!
>>201448742My friends and I took turns fucking her mouth when she was in town for igloofest
Socialising tokens
>>201448809I doubt that strongly kiddo
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G-force#Horizontal
>>201448357nigger
im in Brazil on roaming right now and I've fucked 10 hookers over the past 3 days
Zoomers day "not gonna lie" way too much. Even when there's no reason to "Not gonna lie, that burger was good"Why would you lie about a hamburger? Makes no sense
>>201448920I don’t think I like sex that much to fuck that many people that often, even if I could
>>201448681
>>201448954This is my first time having sex and losing my virginity so I cum extremely easily
>sex with strangers is... le good!retarded hedonist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPvjfInTXqE
>sex with strangers is... le bad!
>>201449039>>201448920What have you learned from this experience?
I am disgusted by myself
>>201449127it's a bit overrated to be honest but it's pretty enjoyable and certainly interesting
>>201449136I saw you the other day
>>201449090painfully obvious you've never felt love, only lust
Reeeeee I just want to lie in bed all day I don't want to be responsible!
>>201449136then you should like, change or something
>>201449156Correct, I have zero interest in a gf or wife
>>201449161A song for your mood, sirhttps://youtu.be/L4u5uTH9kS4?si=gN-3Z-QB7SMI8__8
>>201449149Post a pic of the outside in Brazil. I think you’re full of shit. Vague nonsense
drinking cappucino from wawa
>>201449208>jeet can't fathom sex is actually kinda boringI guess that's fair when your entire culture's built around rape
black and mild and some backwoods for dinner.
>>201449256I’m this poster >>201448954I also think sex is kinda boring, but I’m not larping about fucking Brazilian whores for attention on a Papuan knitting forum>>201449039>first time having sex and losing my virginity Edmund at phrasing, you’re making shit up
>>201449329>Edmund atRedundant*
Latin-X migrantoid was harassing my little sister last night, I hope Trump raises a few legions against them when he gains power.
>>201449329who the fuck is edmund
>>201449360Who's Edmund?
>>201449281>Black and mildArt thou negroid? I've never seen a white guy smoke a black
>>201449451He's a member of Endless Ocean with Mike and Miles
>>201449463NTA but I’ve gotten them in a nicotine pinch. The sell singles here, it’s a good thing when I can’t afford a pack of smokes
>>201449519Yeah I switched the Blacks, I don't buy cigarettes anymore. A single Black can last me half a day, 2 of those a day are a hell of a lot cheaper than $10 pack of cigarettes
>smoking
He's so much better than you!
>>smoking
>>>smoking
I can't stand autistic people
Are you ready to BEE amazed?Hit that panic button
https://youtu.be/jausD8qsnKU
>I can't stand autistic people
everything is white peoples fault
>>201449876kys
>funding big tobaccoGrow your own poison or fuck off, wannabe sage
>Meximoor rushes to protect his white masters
>>201449942he's a whitexican, hated by both sides. grim existence really
>>201449927Wannabe sage? I’m addicted to nicotine, it’s not a spiritual thing
>>201448733To sell vacuum sealed canuck fish to anons. Is that good business?
>>201449463My dad used too
women are easy to manipulate they dont even have to be young a 45 year old is just as ditzy as a 20 year
time to put on my big boy pants and buy my own groceriesi'm thinkin 4 boxes of dinosaur chicken nuggets and 5 frozen pizzas
>>201450024>buying fish from an unknown international entityI can think of better ways to catch a disease, thanks
inherited a piece of land, has a little well, I'm prepping for the water wars boys
>>201450175At least buy some frozen microwavable vegetables
She asked me if I trust her...Trust? Not for a minute. "Trust." The word has always made me apprehensive. Like wine, whenever I've tried it, the aftereffects have not been good. So I've given up wine, and trusting.
>>201450202i pee on the ground outsude all the time so do animals if u think about it ur drinking pee water AND poopie water
currently in pain
>>201450260Wastewater is treated at plants and recycled into drinking water quite regularly.
I'm an isolationist.
*knock knock knock*>look through your peephole>see thisWhat do?
no direct flights from the continental US to saipan.i have to fly to another country just to fly to my own country.
>>201450364yea bro wastewater is pumped back into wells i just had the well pipe installed into my backyard
>>201450423Blame 9/11, airplanes don't carry as much fuel anymore
>>201450364most places i've lived in take drinking water from groundwater or river sources, and treat that before pumping it to people's homes.wastewater is then treated and dumped downstream back into the rivers
>>201450423hopefully there will be no way for you to come back
memefrog, how did you get so based?
>>201450462>landing an international jumbo jet on saipan
>>201450546Oh my bad, I confused Saipan with Saigon
>>201450578>Saigon>"my own country"
My dad went to Guam and I don't know why
my mother fucking head hurts damn nigga
>>201450713Ice cube in the palm of each open hand. I've said it before and I'll say it again
Snoop Dogg
>>201450418I remember when i was 14 and first found the shrek is love shrek is life meme
>>201450789formerly snoop doggy dogg
>>201450195My name is Mike, from Canmore, Alberta.
>>201450175Buy a salad spinner and chop up so veggies to use for the week. Most of my meals are just meat, potato, pre cut veg doused in red wine vinegar.
>>201450858Formerly Calvin Cordozar Broadus Jr.
You know you getting old when kids pretend to feel old
>>201450870And what do your cleaning procedures look like? How do I know I'm not buying dirty old rank fish? Why should I buy your fish when I can get some from the local market for cheaper?
>>201450935Zoomies really be reminiscing about 2010
>>201450935>>201450966what are you doing here old man dont you have bills to pay and children to take care of or are you a complete fucking loser?
>>201450535Zoomer meme trying to impose their childhood experience on millennials. Everyone was segregated back then and your bullies were the same race as you.
>>201450966Back when minecraft was REALLY minecraft
Went to the gym and it was full of injuns
anyone voting for kamala is an actual brainwashed retard
>Greywater-Supplyspain does it Villages disconnect
>>201451008LOL
>>201451000unless you were unfortunate enough to be one of the few white kids in an all black school
>>201450998I'm at my job making money. I come to make fun of you when I get bored.
Voting for Kamala because it's funny watching chuds seethe
just whatever makes sense
>>201451125bragging about being retarded isn't an accomplishment
>>201451113laughing at your mexican pay wagie
>chick>chickenExplain yourselves.
>>201451151It's not retarded, it's contrarion
>>201451194>laughterle good>slaughterle bad>though, through, thorough, tough
>>201451194Dearest creature in creation,Study English pronunciation.I will teach you in my verseSounds like corpse, corps, horse, and worse.I will keep you, Suzy, busy,Make your head with heat grow dizzy.Tear in eye, your dress will tear.So shall I! Oh hear my prayer.
>>201451194Chick's Flick and Schlick (Formerly Chuck's)
>>201451073Extraordinarily small portion of the population, nearly nonexistent.
>>201450789He's from Long Beach, where I live!Same with Sublime!
>>201451534Strong Beach in the house
>>201450952My fish is sold as-is, unprocessed to retain its natural state and flavor. The value lies in its purity and the assurance of freshness. If you're looking for something truly exceptional, it's worth considering that quality often demands a deeper appreciation and understanding. What you save in cost, you might lose in excellence.
Why does snoop dogg hang out with old white women these days instead of rapping about hoes?
>>201451417What the actual fuck are they talking aboutThis is like peak midwit, they think they're so smart and funny when in reality they're fucking buffoons
Snoop Dog tried to say he was from Compton for clout until Long Beach became cool again and then he started telling the truth
>>201451534>sub limeLOL what is sub lime? Kumquat ass motherfuckers
Got a hangover but still can't wait to get home and drink again
>>201451347AYO!
>10.5 months left to join the 27 clubhow should I do it bros
>Have like 15 minutes worth of tasks to do>Been putting it off for 4 hours nowwoooooo
why are zoomers and techbros on an anti alcohol crusade
>>201451657Me everyday
>>201451652Put on a noose of piano wire and glue your hands to your head. Then jump off a bridge or buildingWhoever finds you will think you ripped your own head offTotally badass
>>201451687because alcohol tastes like shitcope millenicuck
>>201451580He's become a cultural icon that transcends anyone genre. He raps, he played Vidya on stream, he bakes cookies with Martha Stewart, he does it all. And people just accept it cuz he's Snoop
>under 80just retarded>80-95I know I'm dumb, and can only trust my own eyes, ears, and basic thoughts/senses, because smarter people will try to manipulate and take advantage of me. I won't bother posturing, I'll go into work/activities I know I can handle and get good at.>95-110Main midwit cattle zone, usually trust institutions and authorities more than their own logic/reasoning. Load up on student debt for a shit degree and live out the rest of their days working at Paper Pushers Inc.>110-120Peak cope and insecurity zone. Just on the threshold of genius but simply incapable of making the leap, intensely aware of those just above them. This is where you'll find most of your raging socialists, redditors, nu academics.>120-135The sweet spot of genius without creeping into mentally broken autism and neurodivergence. This is the world beater zone. Giants of industry, historic generals, scientists/inventors, all reside here. Could also be a shut in tranny though if childhood takes a wrong turn.>135+Freak territory, inability to interface/communicate with normal people becomes a serious hindrance here. Individually capable of amazing things in science/research/invention/study, but too autistic to build a company or lead people. Could be an Isaac Newton or Teddy K, matrix breakers.
>>201451713>TasteThat's like taking medicine for the taste. You don't take it for the taste, but the effect, bitch ass nigga
I demand a sandwich!
>>201451584they're both literal retards. Hair and makeup isn't enough to make me into a woman? what are you talkin about reeee. the screed on the bottom doesn't make any sense at all though lol pure retardation
>>201451830But muh titty skittles
>>201451000>Everyone was segregated back then and your bullies were the same race as you.ok, retard
>>201451910He's right though
>>201451757Dumbass cope, military generals have the highest IQs because IQ is a measure of how quickly you can solve complex problems. Sitting around in a laboratory for months until you finally have an epiphany is not IQ, it's the human brain doing its best to process an unnaturally large amount of information.
howdy-ho /cum/... is anyone sitting here?
>>201451695reddit tier, not to mention ancient and unoriginal, next
>>201451947he's not.
Great. Now I'M getting a headache. Thanks, Obama
>>201451968Something doesn't have to be original to be badassYou'll never do anything anyways bitch
>>201451987I was there, I saw it. There was some occasional spillover, but for the most part he's right
lol can't believe we elected a president with the middle name "Hussein" just 7 years after 9/11
>>201452035bl*ck and br*wn kids have been bussed to "white" schools since the 60's flight to the suburbs only successfully segregates kids for so long before the failing brown schools get to bus kids somewhere elsethis happens in every city with over 100k people, and unless you live in washington or oregon, there will be browns to go to your schools.
>>201452033cute projection, I live more than you in a single day than you have all year
>>201452112My school only had maybe 10-15 niggers bussed in. Not enough to cause trouble, and it was easy to spot the guy who sold weed
>>201452128what's your average day?
>>201452128Implying
Some people are just not that nice
>>201452112I know that retard. Im talking about racial groups within the school. How stupid you are
It's 10 in the morning.10 in the morning!!!!!
>>201452285i hate being a least coast cuck
Do you live by any sort of code?
>>201452261so you meant to say a word other than 'segregate'
>>201452304Cheese toast
>>201452242this is true, and they should be avoided. i try not to give up on them, though.
>>201452170cleaning up posts on 4chan
>>201452170i wake up hung over. then i jerk off before leaving bed. then i watch some anime on my phone until i get hungry. then i open the mini fridge next to my bed and put a couple frozen burritos into the microwave next to my computer (also in my bedroom). i go to the bathroom and wipe the cum off my dick and take a shit and play genshin impact for 30 minutes sitting on the toilet. then i reheat the burritos in the microwave and sit at my computer catching up on seasonal anime and manga. I get distracted through some episodes by bad posts on 2ch and get into an argument for the next 4 or 5 hours. then i jerk off again to cool down. i reheat the burritos a third time and eat them before i forget and wash it down with some diet mountain dew. if my mom yells at me to do my laundry or take a shower, i'll do that after a couple more hours of watching anime and arguing online. then i go to bed around 2 am
>>201452304"Be nice"
I still can't locate the cardinal points in my head without having to say all of them starting from north. I just never stored that info in my memory I have to look it up everytime
I had my first threesome last night bros
Sex-havers OUT
>>201452458oh, boss! how was it?
>>201452505Amazing. Best night of my life
>>201452505He tongued a dudes anus
>>201452458What's it feel like to be spitroasted?
one thing im very proud of is not having a single drop of dutch blood
is this true
>>201452531happy for you! i got married pretty much as soon as i turned drinking age. so all these adventures are off the table for me.
>>201452545>>201452538That's not funny
>>201452566i'd put in 'not obese or overweight' as well
>>201452607christian?
>>201452607Go to Florida and live out your coomer degenerate swinger dreams, bro. Just remember to stay there
>>201452607I was just being gross about it, i was expecting someone to ask if it was a guy or girl so i could say i didn't know yet. My gf is pregnant is what i really meant
Went for a 30 minutes jog on a whim and holy fucking shit I almost died
>>201452644yeah, but that's not why. i really do love her, and don't mind being attached.
>>201452607>so all these adventures are off the table for me.There are not
So a “refugee” stabbed three people to death using a kitchen knife, apparently in the name of ISIS.Chancellor Scholz’s big brain reaction is promising tighter weapon laws and regulations like how tf would that affect knife crimes lol.Picture of Japanese feet for good measure.
>>201452686nice to hear bud. i know 2 sophomore from my church that got married pretty early
>>201452693perhaps 20 million more brown migrants will solve your stabbing problem, hmm? ever think about that?
>>201452566If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife. :D
don't give a shit about old world problems, go back to your containment thread
im off to bed
>>201452742I’m United Statian at heart
Somebody left a box of hot pockets in the wastepaper basket at work. Best believe them mughfukkas went right IN the microwave
>>201452566why would the ideal wife be 6.5/10 and not 10/10? because you're afraid of getting cheated on?
>>201452566men just want a mom
>>201452742fk is an honorary /cum/mer
>>201452801oh, please be careful and don't give yourself food-poisoning.
>>201452802It's a constant worry if you date a 7 or above. You could be the most secure guy in the world, and still it's gonna eat at you
>>201452638hmm fair, I think the girl in the drawing being normal weight sorta covers that
Went for a 2 minute intense sprint
>>201452845timmy cope
>>201452781
>>201452884you have a fetish, no one's going to listen to you.
it is impossible to sprint all out for 2 minutes straight. t. winning track athlete
Had lumbar spine X-rays taken today…Medical report was like>Limited assessability when overlaid with bowel loops filled with stool and air.sorry I’m a big shidder and farder lol…
>>201452845some people are too stupid to worry about things they can't see in front of them at that very instant. 'going behind your back' is not a string of words they can ever hope to understand
>>201452933Did you tell them your past history with all things stinky?
>>201452900I don’t think Germany would be capable of hosting an event of this size any more
>>201452912>equating looks to personal values>she'll cheat because she LOOKS hotprojection, cope, seethe, you're dying alone
I'd be more worried about a fat chick cheating. You already know they have low-no impulse control and value bodily pleasure over all else
>>201452914Maybe I wasn't sprinting that fast
>>201452966I don’t see how that would relate to my spine!!But the xray assistant or whatever they’re called was a cute young woman so luckily the report didn’t also say that the spine was overlaid by a phat rod…
I'm about 2 fucking seconds from uninstalling this god damn pinball mobile game.I was playing Rome Total War yesterday, all day, and lost FOUR fucking generals. 2 of them were in a boat to Africa and pirates came and sank it IN ONE ATTACK. It usually takes 3 or 4 attacks to actually sink a boat, but these niggers came in and one shorted me,killing 2 of my fucking generals
>>201452997i haven't equated anything to anything. that reply was the first time i've knowingly spoke with you.
>>201453054No scope
>>201452975still though it woulda been hilarious if they got the 2036 bid
>>201453054Why are Slavic women prone to getting warts on their faces
>>201453083Yes. I've been in a bad mood ever since
>>201453195They kiss toads in hopes of finding a prince
>>201453034>Far chicksIt's the only way I can save myself from inceldom
>>201453301A hole is a holeHonestly fatties feel better to fuck if you're not looking at them
>>201447833Just like thatTurned 1 dollar into this on roulette
never been cheated on, as far as i know. i think it would really break my heart. the only positive i can think of is, it would cause such emotional pandemonium, that it's likely the volume would be turned down on all future disasters. nothing would compare, short of losing loved ones.
I just... don't date. Don't want to. 5 years of proven cohabitation entiles the equivalent of divorce settlement in Canada.
>>201453398turn that shit into 20 now
>>201453442it's just another form of loss, you learn from it and move on, or cope and do drugs or whatever because you're le hopeless romantic
>>201453615i think i would just move back home for awhile. my dad's a diver, maybe i'd come with. get some exercise and get away from the world in a non-permanent way.
5 threads left
>>201452684That's hardcore
good morning guyshappy mimo monday
In other news, I had lunch at Burger King today.One Memphis BBQ Burger, one Big King (w/o lettuce, pickles, raw onion. Added fried onions), one Chili Cheese Burger (w/o jalapeños), medium fries (with sour cream dip), Coke Zero (no ice).Coupons tricked me into eating more than I should have.
And I'll tell you something else, too. My other general, Lucius, a fucking boss pimp Chad went in and just wrecked shop in fucking Gaul, pushed their fucking shit in all the way up to Lemonum. SOLO. No backup whatsoever. This guys dick was so big he punked an entire faction by himself. Then what happened?We got to Condate Redonum (circled on the map) the last Gaullish settlement in mainland Gaul. Not much defenses. A wooden wall, a pitiful warband and some peltasts that were missing half their unit. BUT. There were THREE Gaullish Generals in the settlement with RIDICULOUS stats. The leader had like 3 gold chevrons of experience, the other 2 had 3 silver chevrons. And this is heavy fucking Cavalry. So this is post-Marian reforms, but I still have 2 equites left and like 5 Roman calvary along with my armored general and 4 auxilia spearmen who have bonus against cavalry. So we knock down the fucking gates, all "WHATS UP FUCKERS" and kill the peltasts easily but the warband and the generals are all standing in the city center. I lined up the spearmen in a wall and sent my horses around the back from the other end of the settlement. My men held well, but my calvary couldn't properly flank because the warband was in the center between us and the back of their cavalry, so some of my horses got caught up on them and blunted the charge. Anyways, these fucking Gauls beat us so badly I only had less than 20 men left when I had to retreat. But Lucius was still alive...
Ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country
>>201453914three burgers? did you take some home for later?
>>201452566just cut the middleman and admit you just want mommy to wipe your butt for you and cook all your food, not an actual relationship
what to do on such a hot day
If by a "Liberal" they mean someone who looks ahead and not behind, someone who welcomes new ideas without rigid reactions, someone who cares about the welfare of the people-their health, their housing, their schools, their jobs, their civil rights and their civil liberties-someone who believes we can break through the stalemate and suspicions that grip us in our policies abroad, if that is what they mean by a "Liberal", then I'm proud to say I'm a "Liberal.
>>201453991drink beer!
>>201453962No…I’m a glutton….
>>201450418get the gun out of the safe
>>201454023oh... sorry, i feel bad for asking now. well, were they good? i haven't been to BK in awhile.
i wish older women were creepy like older guys and liked young men
>>201453943Things I can do for my country: drain its social safety net, undermine its legitimacy online by posting propaganda from enemy countries, abuse its laws (make-work project for cops)
>>201453991goontan
>>201453968Accept the fact you're over 30 and still single because you see cooking food as a humiliation ritual, roastie. But at least you look heckin cute when you go out and get loaded with your loser friends right spinster?
>>201449911>>201449790im slamming that panic button there's some killer bees here
>>201454087they do but they're better at not being creepy
>>201448357im not sure how i feel about eating octopusthey are demonstrably really, really intelligent
>>201454023it's okay euro burgers are tiny and pathetic, not as bad as japan but 2 euro burgs = 1 american burg so you had 1 1/2, in japan btw 3 burgs = 1 american burg but the price is also much cheaper, japanese food is so cheap actually it's kind of crazy, if the economy gets fucked because of that banking rate thing a bit ago and their food prices go up I fully expect them to riot because they are so used to eating gluttonously for almost free
Maybe there are only 1 billion souls and that's why there are 7 billion empty human husks walking around just doing whatever feels good
>>201453943bleed it dry by taking social assistance
>>201454147So are pigs. Step 1 of having a good time is to have a fundamental disregard for the value of life
/diy/ got absolutely wiped
>>201454087like, they'd just grab your privates or brush up against you? yeah, i've thought about that.
obama quotes
>>201454144tell me why i've had zero success with them then even though my competition is old balding fat divorced guys
>>201454087They literally are just as creepy and its based
>>201454087some are. my friend quit his job at target because he was getting sexually harrassed by old female customers
>>201454087>>201454144nobody is afraid of older women, that's why they're not creepy. but they do say plenty of strange stuff.I was at my great aunt's 95th birthday party, so plenty of old people. Some old lady sees me walking in with my brother and his wife, and she comes up to me and says "oh my goodness, you are absolutely gorgeous" I just sputtered out "t-t-thank you" cause what do you even say to that
>>201454087older women love attention from younger guys it's validating
women this women that. how bout you have sex
>>201454084They were okThe buns could better>>201454157I guess so.My sister is in the US rn and she had in n out for the first time and said it’s just too much meat for her…
>>201453943>things I do for my country: pay taxes, signed up for possible involuntary draft, pay money for health insurance I can't even use to avoid being fined (still on a waiting list for a doctor btw despite euros telling me this doesn't happen in america), not openly complain about nogs and jeets that are all over the place now>things my country has done for me:Why am I supposed to be loyal to this shithole again? I would sell it to china for pennies and I don't even like china either, just to spite these fucks
>>201454340shut the fuck up chud
>>201454323explain how
>>201454336>said it’s just too much meat for her…Damn hah ha
>>201454340>racismNot based>I would sell it to china for pennies Based
>>201454420
This is just...lovely. hope I never get sick
years ago when i was working at a grocery store, an older-than-me lady came in in some kind of athletic gear. she asked me where something was, and i blushed and tried to think. finally, i remembered and told her which aisle, but i couldn't resist remarking on her amazing shape. she said, "aw, thank you!" and kind of struck a pose flexing her arm for a second. very fond memory.
Once a gay guy tried to kabedon me at a party and it was really weird. But if he was a cute girl or a milf I wouldn't've cared
>>201454520what's "kabedon"?
Don't be scared homie
i was given a big box of candy and i don't know what to do with it, and i need it out of my house what should i do with it
>>201454507the correct answer is 5
So I send Lucius down to Narbo to reenforce and teach those odious Gauls a lesson.i get six more spearmen, hire barbarian mercenary warband, get 5 more Roman cavalry thinking surely this will do it. We get back to Condate, indolent fag Gauls didn't even repair their gate from the last time we knocked it down so we just walked back in. The homos were all huddled in the city center again but this time I decided to just go in. I sent my spearmen straight at the Chief, and barbarian warband to. There's hundreds of men all swarming this group of maybe 140 horses.These Gauls started raping my spearmen so I sent in the cavalry DIRECT. Piss drinking sons of circus whores that they are, they caused the warband to rout. When the spearmen saw this they started to rout. This left room for my cavalry to get closer but they started getting raped too. But the OH! ONE OF THEIR GENERALS GO DOWN! THEN ANOTHER ONE! ALL THATS LEFT IS THE PEZZANOVANTE CHEIF. NO WAY IM RETREATING. So I drew Lucius back so as not to fall in the scrum, but the second I did, one of my cavalry routes. Then another, then another nim so close I have 2 cavalry and a general left and there's only this one Gaullish faggot left to kill and he's only got like 20 guys. So I send Lucius back in and his unit starts dropping like fucking flies. This Gaul must be on serious AND Speed. Then it happened. A heroic death. Lucius fell to the sword of some unwashed Gaullish tranny. My men broke and that was it. But further down in Masilia, a new hope was emerging...
>>201454507Assuming a negligible false negative rate, 95% is correct
>>201454591you on left
>>201454611save it for Halloween
>>201447785map guy you want to do the next thread or do you want me to do it
>>201454611well, give it to a girl you like is the obvious answer. failing that, a food drive? or, if they're individually-wrapped, give them away on halloween?
>>201454507Isn't the first fraction entirely irrelevant to the question?
>>201454731I'll do it, don't worry about it
>>201454717her head's almost as big as mine! hahahaha
gonna pee and then go to the store. see you guys in the new!
>>201454828constitution
>>201454725>>201454739i guess halloween is soon, but i don't really get any trick or treaters out here. it's a bit too rural, i think i'll just find some other unsuspecting fool to pawn it off to like what happened to me >>201454775okay cool thanks
I hate fats so fucking muchJust met a puerto rican girl with blue eyes who would have been a 9 if she wasnt an obeastFuck america i hate the antichrist
>>201454828RV
i keep having dreams about killing people with a gun and being nervous about being caught and waking up distraught that my life is overi'm a completely non-violent person, why does this keep happening
See, I knew Lucius might fall because the computer is a son of a whore, so like 10 turns ago I started sending a new General up his way from Athens.He was 16, but had 3 command stars, and the traits Optimistic, Sharp and Food Commander. He could be come great. And by the time Lucius died he had made it all the way from Athens to Masilia in southern France. So that's where I left off, my new general is waiting to assume warlordship of all Gaul. And Lucius was his uncle, his father's brother, so there will probably be population exterminations occuring once he reaches Condate. So that's how my game went!
>>201454964OCD?
>>201454766It's because most people are unlikely to have the disease. False positives are pretty common anyways, depending on the test and stuff if you test positive for something they usually just test again and/or people just get sent to different clinics or labs. Even insurance companies will normally make people go to independent doctors to see if it's false or not. And even if you select 1000 random people there's a chance 0 to 50 people could have the disease depending on where they've been and stuff.
These paraben, sulfate blah blah whatever chemical free air fresheners suck ass
>>201454992no, bpd
>>201455087I know right
>>201455087wow what a beauty
Booooob
I lied amount making a new btw
>>201455285Make the new
>>201455307ok
>>201455349>>201455349>>201455349
>>201455285why did you do that now i had to rush a substandard op
>>201455401Because sowing discord is my bread and butter, sis
