its over edish
>>201488757Early
>>201488757done nothingdoing nothingwill do nothing
Mental that Indian men are the progenitors of all European cultureThe brown dick brought our language and culture…
on the train
>>201488797>dont squat on top>dont put shitty paper in the bindefinitely made for the chinese crowd this
WE DON'T CARE THAT NO ONE WILL MISS USWE DON'T NEED THEIR BLAME OR FORGIVENESS
>>201488825more like poogenitors
So has anyone tried the soaking your dick in soda to make to grow bigger thing yet?
anyone here interesting in becoming a stoic with me?
Ima end it all 2 nite
>>201488798Nope.
Scared of going to the opticians
>>201488829Look at the window hahah how did you not notice that before you posted haha
she wants a working class lad from barnstaple
>>201488847How do you soak your dick in soda? Logistically speaking
>>201488886You poke him in the eyes!
>>201488848Will we be training our emotional resilience... with our bottoms?
>>201488886I'm thinking like lay over a bowl or something
>>201488829Never understood why this pic exists
>>201488870for me its dentists
>>201488848Let me think about it
Have you ever made things scarce so that you might profit unfairly?Have you ever made a practice of creating emergencies?Have you ever practised human sacrifice?Have you ever assumed a beingness which was not rightfully yours?Have you ever killed the wrong person?Have you ever punished an innocent person?Is anybody looking for you?Have you ever systematically degraded an individual, or population, or mock-up?Have you ever unlawfully, or unethically, deserted a post?Have you betrayed someone, or something, which deserved your help?Have you ever set a poor example?Have you ever perverted the institutions of a culture for your own personal power or profit?Have you ever denied yourself?Have you ever betrayed yourself?Did you come to Earth for evil purposes?Have you ever acted contrary to your own principles?Have you ever failed a friend?Have you ever sought to render others dependent on you?Have you ever abused those under your protection?Have you ever destroyed farmland, crops, or breeding stock?Have you ever despoiled a planet of its natural resources?Are you in hiding?Have you ever made a planet, or nation, radioactive?Have you ever wrecked a climate?Have you ever systematically set up mysteries?Have you ever made nothing of yourself?Have you made a profession of destruction?Have you ever enturbulated an orderly environment?Have you ever been a traitor?Have you ever deliberately lowered another's knowingness, or ability?Have you ever maimed, and crippled, other people's bodies?Have you ever pretended to a power you did not possess?Have you ever stolen ships, draft, vessels, or vehicles belonging to a government?Have you ever disappeared?Have you ever killed your own body?Have you ever pretended to a knowingness you did not possess?Have you ever caused a planet to disappear?Have you ever felt the ends justified the means?Have you ever given cause a bad name?
she wants that bcc (big cheadle cock)
she wants a trawlerman from hartlepool
>>201488886Sandwich bag and a rubber band
not reading allat
>>201488920no no NO what are you playing at man
going for a bath laterlove baths me
>>201488920no
... me today ...
>>201488797Asians from outside the cities may be more familiar with squat toilets and with dumping shitrags into a bin instead of down the holeThe big potential problems are them slipping off or breaking the pedestal trying to squat on it and filling the sanitary bin up past capacity with shitty toilet paper
Idk why but I'm right into American politics
>>201488955They should be shot
>>201488954looking a bit long in the tooth there is are tim
>>201488920>Have you ever made things scarce so that you might profit unfairly?prefer not to say>Have you ever made a practice of creating emergencies?prefer not to say>Have you ever practised human sacrifice?prefer not to say>Have you ever assumed a beingness which was not rightfully yours?prefer not to say>Have you ever killed the wrong person?prefer not to say>Have you ever punished an innocent person?prefer not to say>Is anybody looking for you?prefer not to say>Have you ever systematically degraded an individual, or population, or mock-up?prefer not to say>Have you ever unlawfully, or unethically, deserted a post?prefer not to say>Have you betrayed someone, or something, which deserved your help?prefer not to say>Have you ever set a poor example?prefer not to say>Have you ever perverted the institutions of a culture for your own personal power or profit?prefer not to say>Have you ever denied yourself?prefer not to say>Have you ever betrayed yourself?>Did you come to Earth for evil purposes?>Have you ever acted contrary to your own principles?>Have you
>>201488945name on birdlad
>>201488757>>201488810get a sales job and see how slowly time goes!
>>201488954190!
>>201488996not a bird
Wonder how I'll die
>everyone on earth despises Indians and wants Indian migration to stop>saw a vid of Bangladeshis screaming to try and get into India and India batting them away>In Bangladesh, despite crying about Gaza 24/7 there's a lot of hatred towards the muslim Rohingya refugees from Myanmar and they want to kick them out despite Myanmar being literally at warlmaoit's funny how it goes all the way downeveryone despises refugeesexcept leftypol of course
>>201488945Dad gets so mad when I have a bath lol
>>201489012birds love baths, I have proof because my grandma has a birdbath in her garden and all the little birds have baths in it.
Thank you for believing in me. Thank you for backing Brexit.
>>201488983Auschwitz intake form c. 1942
>>201488996do you mean cause birds like having birdbaths or cause birds (as in the women humans) like baths because baths are girly compared to showers
>When Prime Minister James Callahan made his state visit to Moscow he had two amicable meetings with Chairman Leonid Brezhnev. At the end of the second day he remarked that he was happy to discover that there were no urgent problems threatening to bring the United Kingdom and the Soviet Union into conflict. Brezhnev then replied with some emphatic words in Russian. Callahan’s interpreter hesitated , and instead of translating Brezhnev’s remark asked him to repeat it. Brezhnev repeated it and the interpreter translated: “Mr. Prime Minister, there is only one important question facing us, and that is the question whether the white race will survive.”
>>201489038They actually hate it but they've learned to delay gratification
I have lost the Mandate of Heaven.
>>201489038Fake story
>>201489083imagine the handjob
>>201489054I'm on about actual literal birds who have baths in birdbaths never seen a bird have a shower have you
delayed gyattification
>>201489072it'll probably be in the last place you look
Dogberg just ripped ass It stinks
Sir Stir Fryer
>>201489102Pissed on a dead pigeon once
Sir Air Fryer
seasidemark sex arse
>>201488757Office work seems so unappealing not sure about you guys but college is a scam here
>>201489141A shower of sorts
>>201489130foy
>>201489141not very nice is it
Sir Air Stirrer
>>201489141lemme buy you a drink
Sir London Stabber
>>201489160Worked in both blue and white collar and infinitely prefer white collar
>>201489158
Stuck a nicotine pouch in but my mouth is drier than my nan’s fanny
>>201489158imagine some days it stinks of shit some days it stinks of fish corr
really is like a childrens school playground in here at times
>>201489058Don't think he was meaning it in a particularly Rorkish way just trying to find an accurate way to say NATO plus the Warsaw Pact, that is the bits of North America, Europe and North Asia that would have been trashed by an escalation of the Cold War
>>201489102no look at these ones actively not having a shower
>>201489206corrr
>>201489221Bet you feel right at home
>>201489206cracking view
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKMgGU-B9bU
Should I still out the quid for a british vpn and 4chan pass so I can post amongst yall
Poo-Queer Keir
they're calling him the brezhnev whisperer
Just saw Rorke watering a moss ball lol
GUP
>>201489198 The future is blue collar depending on your job white collar work will be replaced
How does a toolmaker make tools
>>201489236cute birds
>>201489221a good surrogate for me as im banned from real ones lol
>>201489292with his mind
If you want to know what the future is going to be like, just imagine a chud chudjacking
after doing some reading on stoicism just now, i think i am already a stoic. i do tend to overthink things, mind you, but i rarely let emotions control me. really, i am a bit of a emotionless robot at times and prioritise calmness, stillness above all.
>>201489290Shut up retard
rape the _______ ____
Hey Google, search Rachel Brosnahan breasts
>advert for saving homeless people>"yeah they trained me to be a barista"lmao wtf
>>201489292has to go to the makermaker
>after doing some reading on stoicism just now, i think i am already a stoic. i do tend to overthink things, mind you, but i rarely let emotions control me. really, i am a bit of a emotionless robot at times and prioritise calmness, stillness above all.
>>201489292The first tools to make tools were brought here by aliens
>>201489303in the elemental workshop under seers village
>>201488882>no, tobacco is banned (vaping is fine though for some reason)Weird. I dont vape. Prefer smoking. >you would have little to no interaction with prisoners given your job roleYeah but what about the crims where I live? They probably have friends and family in Lancaster. >no, you would just be expected to raise the alarm and keep out of the wayThats ok then. >ex screws/police etc that end up in prison usually get put in the VIP wing with the nonces because it's saferI dont think its the job for me. I'm a working class Englishman so there is a reasonable chance ill end up in some scummy feud that will see my put inside or be locked up for thought crimes. Not worth the risk of ending up on a nonce wing.
>>201489325What makes you think they won't automate all jobs
Keir definitely has a moss ball you can just tell
>Chud, why haven't you joined the army yet to save us from Russia?
There's never anything wrong with you, that cannot be fixed by what's right with you
times gone by it used to be your lean, junkie-looking fellows punting the Big Issue but now it's always a well-fed Roma gypsiemakes you think. It really, really does.
rorke scranning his moss ball(its all he can afford to eat under sir woke barmer's britain)
>>201489338It's good being a low class scum junkie so being a barista and having quintessentially a minimum wage job is already being the equivalent of elon Musk amongst my peers
>>201489379>save MAGA supports Russia thoughNever thought I'd see the day when republicans side with Russia but here we are
sir moss baller
>190 is a baristaNew lore just hit the presses
>>201489341ill send you to meet your maker you post stupid shite like that again
any other stoic men in?
rorke drinking his da's mossball juice and topping it up with water so he won't notice
>>201488862Not even 2/3 the way through the year
Luv chocolate lasses me
Never understood the moss ball gimmick but I like it
Neighbourberg decided it'd be a really good idea to block my car im with theirs and then go out so nobody's at their house to move itI need to go and buy food
>>201489338ive seen that advert. they are selling fucking toothpaste.>>201489412ironic
>>201489484would literally ram his car and send him the billyou can't do this
>>201489481basically there was a lad had an app on his phone reminding him to water his (many) plants, some of which were moss ballsget the moss balls watered / wanked etc took off from that
>>201489221I wish
Thoughts anon?
not good for anything me
>>201489058Need commiemong’s gay chad brezhnev edit attached to this
>>201489471My queen
sucking a moss ball
>>201489484he's done you
POV Rorke
>>201489542awful go away
>>201489448no not at all. i whinge and moan constantly.
Buying a homeless man crack so he doesn't have to become a wagie and can keep fighting the system
>>201489484Would be getting keyed to fuck and tyres slashed as well if this were mine.
>"the broadest shoulders will pay"What the fuck does he mean by that because we all know he won't tax the billionaires
>Rorkeso the english nationalist is irish diaspora
Watching asmonsilver
>>201489448Depends which personality is downloaded from the dream world on a day to day basis
>>201489666He means those fat cats who earn more than £40k
watching NIGGA porn
We won't see the true Two Tier Keir until monkeypox really hits the UK
>>201489666tax the fucking bodybuilders
>>201489432Russia wants to nuke London and Paris also they want to nuke every East Coast city
>>201489666he's taxing gyms more
Are you a silent shagger or do you groan etc?Me? I make the occasional huff and grunt when shagging but I mostly groan during a good bj
having some soup
>>201489484Blocking access to a highway that is under Section 137 Highways Act 1980. Interestingly it’s not illegal to park over a driveway when they’re not in.Shame the police are busy doing the cha cha slide in rainbow thongs at stabbing festivals or arresting Twitter posters
>>201489730lovely post
>>201489672That's his step-dad's name
>>201489666uh rorke, nm'bakip's hotel isn't going to pay for itself
wanking a cock up my arse
Reckon taxing the rich wouldn't get much done anyway tbqh
What politicsfags get up to in their spare time
>>201489728i howl like a chimp and beat my chest
>>201489728use it as time to think meusually planning what ill do the next day or thinking of something funny i saw on the web
>>201489730that's cuteI'm rather more an ice cream consumptionist myself
We will live in a universe closer to the expanse than star strek especially since people fight over water and meds
>>201489728silent and still like the night me just lie there as if I'm a wooden board with a knobbard glued on
>>201489736>>201489780dotn care
how many of you wank to gay porn
*stationary bikes into the thread*
>>201489728I slurp the pussy very hard because women will get more turned on hearing it like we hear them moan
>>201489728never done it but i would want to be quiet and also want her to be quietmaybe id put some noise cancelling headphones on so i can concentrate
>>201489728heavy breathing because im fat
rorke wearing his turtle beach gaming headset while shagging
>>201489728I’m 26 and still a virgin
>>201489827scream
>>201489803what constitutes gay porn
>>201489794>Nothing can travel faster than light>Expansion of the universe means galaxies are moving away from us faster than the speed of light>w-w-well they aren't really moving it's the space that is!
>>201489832it's over
the world will never be a better place as long as there's niggas like me around
>>201489844Any porn that's uh gay
>>201489844I’m gay so anything that makes me hard is gay porn
edging a poo
>>201489844if you have to ask...
i feel like being polite is actually selfish. like people who say 'no, please, after you' when holding a door open are just doing it to make themselves feel good, rather than just accepting the initial offer. nowadays if someone offers me something politely, i just take it. fuck engaging in this back-and-forth game of politeness tennis, it makes it slower and more inconvenient for all involved.
embiggening a poo
>>201489870At what age did you find out you like blokes Protip if it's after your teens you're just prisongay
drank too much last night now im hungover fuck
>>201489863not helpful>>201489870ok explain your stance on what they call "willerd foids"
>>201489805Why wouldn't he just take the wheels off and mount it?
>>201489870Does a man shagging a woman make you hard
always thought it'd be funny to go up to one of those autistic lads with earmuffs on, rip them off his head and pop a balloon in front of him
>>201489844if its solo male or when more than one of the participants has a willy
Been whistling this absolute tune all day longhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QSkvyG3H_KM&pp=ygUOT3NycyBtZWRpZXZhbCA%3D
>>201489728Mostly silent unless ive got my tongue up in there like in cleaning out a yogurt pot
>>201489906would have less resistance peddling
Not gay if it's black fellas
>>201489926So threesomes are gay?
>>201489762The poor have nothing left to taxThe "cost of living crisis" has only made the news because the middle class is getting poorer and poorerWe need higher taxes. Who do you suppose is left to tax?
>>20148990225ish>>201489905Made up words>>201489907Yeah if he’s fit
I fake my moans
obese friendless incel loser autismo meltdown
>>201489844if theres a bloke in it, its gay
Extinguishing other candles won't make yours burn brighter.
>>201489966straight porn confirmed as gay porn
>>201489962if more than one of the participants is a man then yes
>>201489992Actually it would
>>201489964The system is too far broken, it can't be fixed through taxation National debt is in the trillions after all
>>201489803im sorry but after our discussion im still none the wiser. i may or may not wank to gay porn
>>201489992*blows out your candle*goodnight sweaty prince
cum-scented poo
>>201489980you talkin to me?
>>201489780whats BPL stand for? big paki lob-ons?
>>201490018What if one is your uncle?
>>201489896least autistic brit poster
>>201490046if theres a willy in it, its gay
>>201490106Black Pussy Lips
Must have had 6 wanks already today.
China is just Japan with more complicated writing and less gay cartoons.
>>201490123are you calling me autistic?
>>201490106Black people love
things straight people have never said>what constitutes gay porn
Been awake so long the hallucinations are starting
>>201490126what if the willys plasticwhat if its plastic and detached from the participants
how many women do you think he shagged?
>>201490127divine dark chocolate give it to me right NEEEEOOOOOOOOW!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>201490157I ain’t callin you normaltistic
>>201490167as long as no male is present, its fine
>>201490168Didn't he shag his niece
>>201490157yes you are supremely autistic
>>201490185i have been called autistic in quite a few of my posts recently>>201490201how so?
great satisfatction at seeing these post stubs
deegs is back deegs is back
the apostles were elevennow there's a sod in heaven
>>201490191what about if it were two hunky monks with big hairy muscular shoulders but they had vaginas and fake cocks
>>201490214by writing something that is so out of touch with normal human emotion and thought that it makes one shudder
Things I can make my personality out of >Trooning>Being gay >Being a drug addict>My job (need to find a job)>the products I consume>the media I consume>the online places I frequent>the gymWhich ones
“Straight” people be like “yeah let me just rub this thick hard cock until it cums while I watch a video of another man sliding his thick long cock backwards and forwards while I stare at it” lol
would like gay porn if they didnt have balls or a willy
>>201490168bro has the munters on lock
>>201490248well thats a bit gay but not officially. but if i found out you watched it, i would be speaking to your local Iman about it
>>201490279I've never got off to a video with another man in it
>>201490118very gay
>rorke spells it Iman
>>201490307Then you’re watching lesbian porn which is, by definition, gay.
>>201490279The OP you nicked this from was far more eloquentMaybe next time study it a little harder so you can rise above your painful mediocrity
>>201490260how is it out of touch. i am just observing human behaviour. so being completely unpolite would be non-autistic behaviour?
>>201490334only counts if its blokes im afraid
>>201490292ah i say so thats how it is then "officially" i dont wank to gay porn *wink*
porn is grim
threadly reminder that /brit/ is a ZOOMER owned thread
>>201490279I do actually enjoy handjob videos (featuring women doing the handjob) to be fair.
got to the point in elden ring where my build is boring and shite and i dont know what to do with it, so i just dont play the gaem
>>201490363bro im sorry you're afflicted like thismore money adn support is put into making autistic people more normal so please reach out and take advantage of local resources for people with your condition
loads of "straight" porn is gay as fuckno i don't want to see the man's arsehole and dangling bollocks
caught a ghost on cam lads
>>201490416fuck you
>>201490376So you enjoy watching men being wanked off but don’t consider that to be gay?
>>201490375>focusing on the slightly older generation instead of making teams to take on boomersReeks of (((their))) influence
>>201490375me on the rightgoing to scuttle away and play pokemon crystal now
>>201490427watch brick say because it didn't send him a watsapp it's fake
should really be going on my daily incel walk while there is a break in the rain
screaming
>>201490402Us real dark souls 2 fans (the best from game) knew elden ring would be a flop and skipped it
>>201490423yeah me either haha
>>201490477erm i already posted this earlier today actually
>>201490427mate that is powerful and mysterious presence i actually felt shivers down my spine opening that
diego thought he cooked with that one
>>201490469>he already has the should but don't feeling over something as simple as a walkYour life must be fun aha
>>201490469for me it's going at 1am
>>201490451well if a beautiful woman wanked me off would I have to avoid looking at my own willy lest the whole thing become gay?
>>201490488elden ring mogs those shite oldfag games
What shops sell decent backpacks for the working office man?
corrhttps://youtu.be/lsolKBhfcVQ
your device is disconnect
>>201490427is that where you go to wank?
Didn't have wheeling out geriatric boomer boy bands on the bingo for 2024s anodyne
>>201490488shut up retard
>>201490537just get an Eastpak Padded Pak'r online (or in whatever shop sells them)
>>201490550not after seeing that
*walks out of the thread toilet*whew, I'd leave that for a bit lads
I'll be back just killing myself quickly
>>201490427Wheres the ghost
>>201490537Amazon
>>201490597get us a hobnob while you're up ta
>>201490522english language thread, dood>>201490523i might go tonight instead. ive been trying to fix my sleep schedule but i dont know why im bothering when im currently a neet
bands just get back together when they need their money topped upit's all very cynical and inauthentic if you ask me. It would only be wholesome if they did the whole tour for free out of the goodness of their hearts and the genuine joy of reuniting as brothers.
>>201490596*scurries in on all fours and starts sniffing deeply*
>>201490596*runs in from afar not noticing you just had a poo*RORKEEEEE
>>201490612that is fucked it was there earlier we all saw itguess its disappeared.... till next time
Caught the ghost of a low-tax economy in a picture I took of Kier starmers speechSpooky!
>>201490529No because a woman would be touching your penis.A man is touching a man’s cock while watching another man’s cock being jerked off until he cums. Very gay.
the scran
>>201490653I don't know what you're on about mate Noel Gallaghers high flying birds makes bangers
getting called autistic too much recently. my gf even called me autistic recently.maybe everyone's onto something
i started off making fun of indians because they smell and are generally quite disgusting. but the deeper i have dove into their culture. country and religion i am in utter shock about how utterly revolting. ridiculous and disturbed the indian rabbit hole is. deeply concerning
>>201490653tours are expensive but if tickets cost over £50 then they should be ashamed of themselves
excited to see what pornhub does with it's shorts feature
>>201490722blog on you insufferably boring bastard
>>201490537Tomtoc make decent midrange bags if you want to have a look on Amazon
>>201490729it's genuinely mad, the fact there's literally 1,000,000,000+ of them makes me nasueos if i think about it too long
>>201490168Probably about three possibly fewer
>>201490722its completely lost all meaning
>>201490722ah mate he hates it when you mention having a gf please try to be a bit more considerate to any potential retarded goblinmen in the thread
>>201490402at the endgame and have done a few rebirths to try different builds and its all boring, once you get to farum azula its a real slog
i reckon just stop oil has been quiet lately because they're busy in jail, forming a prison gang
>>201490747Excited even?Like you are eagerly awaiting the ordeal?Like you are anticipating the happening?Like you get perked up just thinking about it?
>>201490653tbf they both have fine careers outside oasis and theyre only doing 15 shows but yeah its not the same its a reunion tour for fanservice and a bit of money but thats fine plenty of people will be haappy to see them live againits not like blur who actually came back and started making music, actually think ‘the narcissist’ is a banger and is permanently on my cardio playlist from now on but the rest of it is slop and absolutely none of it sounds anything like blur of the 90s which is of course to be expectedhope Oasis dont make any new music and just treat themselves as the official cover band of the Oasis that once was
Got my rain coat onAs it's raining
diego treating himself to a black cock off grindr after a hard day studying christian theology
eating a row clove of garlic getting the testosterone pumping
>>201490843Betting they wish they had more oil now they’re in prison being buggered up the arse on the daily
>>201490877 in british prisons the women prison guards do the shagging
>>201490873>rowlmao you fucking imbecile
anyone ever hear of this top hit called Wonderwall?
>>201490871ktim
might write a shitty C compiler that only does integer arithmetic and functions so i can learn about machne code and system calls and such
>>201490948why
>>201490980so i can learn about machne code and system calls and such
>>201490911its ROOOOOOOOOOOW
>>201490789officially there are nearly 1.5 billion, but that's just an estimateadd the millions of diaspora and probable hordes of remote village children and you're looking at closer to 2 billion indians worldwide
>>201490948someone needs to smash your glasses and chuck you into a lake
310
Whats with all these arab prozzies in Preston all of a sudden?
>>201490980Let him talk to computers because he prefers computers over people. It's alright to be special that way
>>201490911being stupid is good when shit hits the fan high test white men will win because they can fight but are too stupid to be caught up in nonsenseniggers and pakis are far far too stupid and soyboys and academics will have their heads caved in by both sidesunironically midwit white working class supremacy will win the idiocracg
that blur song beetlebum is good
>>201491007horrifying
>>201491016Corrrr hijabs turn me on
>>201491016Sex trafficked mateyWelcome to open borders, brought to you by feminists so women can be trafficked over them and men can come over and rape women at home as well
>might write a shitty C compiler that only does integer arithmetic and functions so i can learn about machne code and system calls and such
>>201491016Why are there so many of you norf west cunts itt
>>201491016written in third personthats not allowed is it?
GET THAT NEW MADE RORKE YOU LAZY CUNT
>>201490948system calls are irrelevant to a compiler really, it's the standard library and runtime that would use them
>>201491091erm ackshually ass post
>>201491086Pretty sure prostitution in England is not allowed
>>201491082grim man legs
>>201491111Pretty sure you're wrong
>>201491105well if you want to learn about system calls then you should do something that will involve themungrateful ahh nigga
>>201491111yes it is you mong
Don’t know nothing about computers other than how to open chrome
>compiled languages the 20th century called
>>201491114not a man, not a woman as such methinks
>>201491133
the last /brit/...
>>201491133put that little taiwanese fella to bed and tucked him in
>>201491016is a levels a sex thing
the speccy virgins are talking about computers again
We need more of these stoic, stalwart 350 pushing threads
actually crying with laughter at that nerd emoji picture
>>201491136Am I not getting the joke here. I made an astute observation. That makes me clever not a mong
For me it’s Iversonian languages
>>201491177yh
no new thread, we postmaxxing NIGGA
>>201491174anal
ssx3. good game
>>201491082>gentroon
>>201491245>>201491245>>201491245
not had an eye test for 3 years
>>201491174sorry mate but without at least 2 Bs and a C you wont be shagging her
