One great green belt edition
is this the new thread
>>201561413Same as the old thread
>>201561390Give back to what?What are they going to eat?Lunatics run this planet
>>201561413the proverbial sock and poo as it were
>>201561390im gonna HOOOOOUSE
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/NcFJMVaeHe8andrew tate haters are yet to refute this
another dogshit JF edish it is
>>201561390bollocks. if we're all eating plants they need to grow plants still. the vegan lobby would have more traction if they didn't just outright lie with all their propaganda
>>>/pol/479948344
>>201561455thats not food is it silly bugger
>>201561441Andrew Taters
>>201561423total reptile death
>>201561441the taters so to speak
Report shoplifters
BZZZZZZTTHAT IS INCORRECT
>>201561453what we need is intensive vertical farming and intensive rewilding of the freed-up land.
shagging a toaster oven
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c40jIo011Rwelden ring
>Noooo that’s illegal! You can’t just put some tobacco in a pouch in your mouth!>Pay £20 for a pack of cigarettes to smoke or inhale mystery Chinese vapes instead and destroy your lungs!Joke of a country.
>>201561493catberg onamadone
>>201561497They just aim for under £200 now
>>201561434it's arguably more appropriate to have quit LOST halfway through since by that time it was abundantly clear that there was no direction, it was all made up as they went along, mystery box dangling-the-bait bullshit.
>>201561522find her a lot sexier knowing she is jewish
>>201561516We are governed by people who got bullied at schoolThey treat people like toddlers
>>201561522Brendan Schaub?
>>201561529dumb crossposter>>>/tv/203006392
need it or keep it?
>>201561516these made me feel extremely ill when i tried itdisgusting shite
>>201561516I'll have a tin of rape please shopkeep!
>>201561516pouches aren't illegal you can buy them at tescosIt's synthetic nicotine sprayed on materialsnus is insufflation of tobacco
>>201561390That land would be used for new build housing
>>201561557Bin it
>>201561453I'm not vegan but you're literally retarded if you can't understand the argument. Most of the plants we grow are for feeding animals.
>>201561516corr I love that shit so muchinsane that it’s illegal while cigarettes aren’t
>>201561570Nicotine pouches are legal, snus is not. For absolutely no reason.
>>201561570no that's snuff not snus
get them fedget them housedget them milked
ktim
>>201561591Grass isn’t really a plant u mong
Ausrorke SHOCKED and ROCKED when I tell him bananas originated in New Guinea
People should be made to take up vegan diets as part of mandatory smoking cessation. That ought to help them.
>>201561619actual moron
>>201561553ancient gimmick
>>201561619Windup merchant or clinically retarded, either way, not taking the bait.
Sydney Sweeney is peng because she's approachable alongside having lovley tits and skin.
Going to the legalise snus march this evening lads
>>201561618Lol this applies to all Jews
Australian farmers growing lupins in the field next to their cows for use as feed
>>201561618where’s that from? I feel like I’ve seen it before. for some reason the back of my mind is saying it’s a short film from french class back in high school but I could be completely off
>>201561619>Poaceae (/poʊˈeJsi.iː, -ˌaJ/), also called Gramineae (/ɡrəˈmJni.iː, -ˌaJ/), is a large and nearly ubiquitous family of monocotyledonous flowering plants commonly known as grasses>plants commonly known as grasseshttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grass
I swear every time I look at my body in the mirror, I notice more and more freckles or moles appearing over my body, my back especially. Not sure why it’s accelerating in my late 20s. Started giving me self confidence issues when I am naked with a woman as I just discovered last night, grim. Is this a white feature or am I part brown?
>>201561618>thinking about art and music when you’re young What a faggot lol
>>201561658is that middle one a baby version of the leftwhys it the same flipping size
>>201561658NOOTNOOT
matey's getting pegged
>>201561612>>201561588>>201561658where are you getting these from? nice shots
>>201561668this
>>201561684Dinner with PurpleAki
>acting 'too cool' for musicday shift is embarrassing
>>201561729Took them myself this morning in my garden x
>>201561709Harvey Price of penguins
>>201561709Ma and Pa they raised a girlOn huge slabs of meat
>>201561709
>>201561729planet earth mate
>>201561732I wonder what PurpleAki would do if a sexy muscly lad reciprocated his advances
>>201561663Do we grow GRASS as a fucking plant on purpose or does it just grow naturally you dickhead yes maybe I was wrong to say it’s not a plant but you knew what I meant
>>201561619based
>>201561731She’ll hit the wall hard, you can see where the cracks will begin Infact
new card, what do you think
Get a bit scared when I talk to a woman who is beautiful but also really nice and approachable :/ Feels like I'm doing something I shouldn't be
>>201561770This is an abused dog.
>>201561390The trick here is they just count calories, but humans need 8 exogenous proteins or we deteriorate and even die. Plant sources of these suck and you'd have to eat so much of beans etc you'd become suicidal. Many would have to eat exclusively beans, every day, to get adequate protein.the "alternative" to that is hyper processed s.oy products, which are unhealthy as fuck and the soy bean itself contains big amounts of crap you want to avoid.finally, many pastures are too dry for crops, so actually you wouldn't be regaining anything but an expanse of tall, dried out grass from there.
>>201561736Unfathomably based
>>201561709It's a different species of penguin. I saw a lovely video where one of the little adult penguins saved a bunch of baby emperor penguins from an albatross.
>>201561733>day shiftbeing aussie online is bizarre
>>201561731Too bad she got blacked
>>201561767the vast fields of just green grass you see is not natural no. put there for....livestock.
you look like you come from planet de earth
>>201561767
>>201561776very impressive
>>201561497
>>201561773bizarre mentality this, just enjoy the moment you utter freak
>>201561770If I’m there on my knees licking all that up
>livestock are fed grasshow are people this detached
>>201561823She won’t shag you mate
>>201561776know that’s not your card but in general there’s nothing tackier than using diacritics in an Anglo country if you weren’t born and raised in the country the thirdie language is spoken in
>>201561785
>>201561806Yeah ages ago now it’s natural
>>201561833what do they eat?
hows your youtube channel coming along then /brit/?
>>201561833muh mmmuh britainhuge swaths of pasture exist in the world, dim bulb
>>201561821yayy more surveillance :DD
Tomorrow to fresh woods, and pastures new.
>>201561857ok
the things you spastics argue about, good grief!
Notice how the most popular actresses on 4chan are all a bit ugly or """unconventionally attractive"""?It's like the incel's fantasy has to incorporate that he's too gross for any actually beautiful woman to like him, even in his imagination.That's why 4chan loves girls like Sydney Sweeney.Here she is after a PROFESSIONAL £200/hour makeup session and probably around £10,000 on hair and clothes.
>>201561843imagine the smell
>>201561748Remember when she had a poo on her?
>>201561837she won't shag you either
Walking to gym. random girl on bus just smiled at me out the window this is what love feels like
gymtoil + 8 hours of sleep at normal times + steady income + gf + a few friends is all you need to be happy lads. proceed in more or less that order. it’s not that hard if you think about it
>hop in anon!
>>201561767You keep getting more retarded with each post. Take a break and read about the subject before spouting a dumb fucking opinion.
shitting my guts out
>>201561729Wildlife Photographer of the Year and Comedy Wildlife Photography Award articles from the times
>>201561859cerealsthe stuff that didn't grow well enough for human consumption when there's enough, and soy imported from overseas when there's not
>>201561891he is also right. the current ecosystems would collapse and the biodiversity would plummet for centuries if not thousands of years. The one year plants are dependent on hey collection or grazing not to be smothered
>>201561897Attainability is attractive, that's why Dido got popular, because she looks like a frigid receptionist that you could probably shag if you met her.
>>201561928no
>>201561897blog on
>>201561925But I have none of these
>>201561897Only a virgin would make a post like this, ironically.
>>201561843Cat with a special constable vest on walking slowly towards them trying to work out what the fuck to do next
>>201561933Yeah that’s why you can’t tell me how I’m wrong isn’t it cunt?
BAN PROTESTINGBAN CIGARETTESBAN ALCOHOLBAN MEATBAN CARSWe have tried the carrot approach and now the peasants require the stick.
i would commit wholesale slaughter to have my way with her for 1 night
>>201561981beautiful owl
>>201561897guessing you don't watch films much eh?
>>201561900
>>201561981
love how that anon acts like he wouldn't drop his spaghetti if he were in her presence
banning a poo
>>201561897She has massive tits with excellent shape. Very rare rack
>>201561925I have the first 2 and often think about ending my life.
>>201561991Yeah alri Genghis Khan
>>201561907Shag her for me lad
McGulkey Cullen
didn't realize humans invented meadowsI learn so much on /brit/
wouldn't need to grow so much food if brown countries would stop breeding like rabbits
Inbetweeners coming back Rorke sweating that it will be all woke
>>201562012I genuinely think you'd have to suffer from some kind of tesosterone deficiency to prefer the left. Looks like a child ffs.
>>201561944guess i must be hallucinating when i see all those cows, horses, sheep, and goats grazing on grass in the fields all day. >>201561951the current ecosystems are collapsing bud
>>201561981Looks like a right incel
>>201562030Man seems to have had it all work out in the end for him
got badminton on
>>201562018I will always be alone. forever
>>201561991me behind her
Just found out I've been using a kids desk for the last few years. Absolutely fuming.
>>201561992
lots of sirens in worcester today
>>201562030very sexy
>>201562052>every house has a sink, therefore humans must subsist on water
>>201562078and all it took was millions and millions of dollars
>>201561787True. Blame that dirty whore we call mother nature for forcing use to need to eat in the first place.
rorke's drip
being a mutt is so grimim mutted between white countries and i feel like a sovlless cretin, cant imagine how interracial mutts feel
there are owls in the navy
>>201561981billions must fly
>>201562052>the current ecosystems are collapsing budnot these, mongBUT LET'S MAKE EM COLLAPSE TO SHOW HOW MUCH WE CARE, WOO HOO
>>201562138Best you can do is rope and reroll desu
what do muslims do on a friday night when we go pub
>>201561957>>201561970>>201561996LMAO absolutely rattled incels, really struck a nerve here
>>201562036We certainly encouraged themIt's this whole thing over here how much deforestation the aboriginals did before white men and sheep showed up
*shuffles into the thread whistling snow - informer*
>>201562132corr, lovely image that
>>201562115if you're already resorting to tenuous metaphors then i think you dont have much of a point pal
>>201562162Nice try GCHQ
>>201562162halal chicken shop I think
*throws poo at keith stammer*Rishi sends his redeem
>>201562162Shisha bars and coffee bars
>>201562169he’s mostly right but Sydney Sweeney is a terrible example
>>201562162deliver takeaways
>>201562172LICKY BUM BUM DOWN
>>201562138Yeah alright Stavros O'Shaugnessy
>>201562169I literally started the sweeney convo by saying part of her attractiveness was her approachability, you just put the negative incel cope spin on it
5 hours of toil left and I'm already fuckedit's so over
>>201562162mosque then a curry
>>201562207it’s mostly northern euro, irish, german, a slovakian great grandparent
>>201562212Also those massive norks
Approach a clue instead
Sir Barry Stanton MBE has destroyed the nation of India. One man’s crusade against an entire nation of 1.5 billion and he is winning. Indians are trying to get the UK government to stop him
>>201561390he speaks the truth, meat eating devils seething
>>201562207He said white countries.
haemorrhoids on a mad one today. meant to give up caffeine, booze and nicotine but just can't do it lads. think I have to live with my prolapsed arse permanently
>>201562234Did you know ducks are necrophiles?That's a Duck Fact
>>201562261
>>201562269U ever had a cock up it
>>201562233didn’t ask
>>201562269Suppositories do help but you will feel like a bender sliding them up
>>201562257>Akshit Singh>Dear Sirno way thats legitimate. must be a /pol/ prank
Do you tip your just eat driver?
>>201562257They keep doxxing random civvies it's hilarious
here is what a real woman looks like you low test faggots
>>201562257screaming at his twitter feed
To tell the truth, my grandmother was Dutch.
>when he whips out the HDMI cable
I think not allowing someone to smoke a cigarette in a pub garden is silly and over the topSmoking bans indoors have been hugely successful policies widely accepted by smokers and non-smokers alike, why make this an issue again
>>201562257not the biggest fan of India but I would bet a not insignificant amount of money that that account is run by some foreign shill farm from Tor
>>201562212I didn't quote you in any of the posts though did I ya daft cunt. I was referring to the other less self-aware posters.
>>201562335black baby factory
>>201562283is it really?
>>201562348literally did that with the gf last night lol put on some episodes of a tv i torrented didnt ii spunked in her minge later that night
>>201562390>i spunked in her minge later that nightumm, can I lick it out lol haha just joking haha
>>201562348poojeet meme
>>201562385
mad how cocaine use is widely accepted in pubs but smoking isnt allowed
>>201562390>when he whips out the HDMI cable
>>201562388Wahey look at them go.
I’ve been laughing in my bed at Barry Stanton’s timeline. What have Indians done to this English lad?
>>201562385Unironically true
>>201562388They don't have sphincters, dump in piles
>>201562477They get absolutely furious and keep reacting to anything he says about them. Basically free content and money for the guy
in a group chat mostly used by gen xers and I steal /brit/ posts and usually get swarmed with crying laughing emojis and replies pointing out how funny I amso cheers
>>201562535Hit them with some antisemitism lad
Proper in love with my boss she’s so fit
I am literally actually genuinely 1/8 Indian, but all it does is mean I tan well. Look Spanish and the women love me haha
>>201562484we had a pet duck when I was a kid but my dad killed it when me and mum were away for a school camp (he always claimed he didn't and that it flew away)
>>201562565You cannot suffer in Canada
>>201562583Hope it all ends in tears
>>201562519You know the funniest part is he is making money from Twitter too. You can get paid when people view your tweets now
>>201562257>hundreds of offices all full of telecommunication scammersI sleep sir>a twitter account made by someone in another country saaaar shut it down this makes india look bad sir
>>201562535post an example or i dont believe it
>>201562583don’t shit where you eatyou will unironically ruin your life, this is not a movie and you are not the main character
da's watching bird videos on his phone
>>201562478
>>201562608you can if you don't live on the mainland
>>201562571One of the workmates once mentioned how tight he was and said 'I'm a bit Jewish that way haha'.
Imagine being an Australian your whole life and then finding out how bloody funny and utterly brilliant "pomms" are when you discover /brit/, must be a delightful surprise
>>201562654Pilkington phenotype
wheelchair basketball is on lads
High af
>work is sending me to the arse end of Wales
Interesting how Australian posters fit right in, but yanks stick out like a sore thumb.
>>201562713Fuck OFF gingernonce.
>>201562702Any fitties?
>>201562693Imagine being British your whole lifeThat’s the punchline
>>201562720I have experience with the arse ends of whales due to being very intimate with yer mum
It's the Aussie hit that improves /brit/ a bit
>>201562734>mfw
>>201562731there was one cute one on the tokyo team
>>201562720who are you quoting?
>>201562720What work
>>201562751dunelm
holden ruined the aussie reputation heredon't reply to them now in case it could be him
>>201562762embarrassing
>>201562762Wahey watch those gimps go
wanking into my own gaping arsehole
Lot of Indians about in town today
>>201562812>>201562807:(
How come all the blokes in this worlds strongest man competition are white? Is it racist?
on some gay shit
>>201562829thought i could smell something in town earlier
>>201562885Get off that NOW
cant wait to see rorke explain this one awaypic related
almost time to sleepcant waot
>>201562751Out of order >>201562775It's not a quote it's an implication arrow, the implication being it's going to be shit>>201562777Manufacturing
right then another workout in the booksa clue gaineddon’t know why this stupid app puts the total in yank units
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WUZf6fRkrc
watched this utterly shite film with shite pajeet cgi with my mum and she looked at me like I was mental when I saw the credits and there was litearally about 100 Indian names in the cgi section and started crying laughing
>>201562884Worlds strongest man is called Dredd
well rorke?
>>201562923Fuck meNo, I mean it, FUCK ME!!
>>201562933kys AI freak
dont like this mean vindictive canadian
>>201562923wot apps tha
>>201562923Aye I'll need a man to lift my big cock and perhaps you would be willing to do that? It's a fat old bird
>>201562923yeah I don't believe you can lift 22630 lbjust not possible is it
thinking back to when the fittest girl in my year sneezed and farted in maths classmight message her on facebook and ask if she remembers
>>201562946women (female) only>>201562978strong
>>201562920What u manufacturing
>>201562583get her pumped lad don't listen to the naysayers pumped I said get her pumped
I'm a loyal soldier in the count dankula army
>>201563007Arse ends
Been reading this book called "change in the village" and there's a good bit about the drinking culture of the time amongst the labouring class>And they have the tradition of long generations to support them in their taste. As far back as they[Pg 77] can remember, the strongest and ablest men, whose virtues they still recall and admire, renewed their strength with beer daily. Not labourers alone, but farmers and other employers too, whose health and prosperity were a sufficient justification of their habits, were wont to begin their morning with a glass of beer, which they took, not as a stimulant, but as a food; and the belief in it as a food was so convinced that a man denied his beer by doctor's orders was hardly to be persuaded that he was not being starved of due nourishment. Such was the esteem in which beer was held twenty years ago, nor has the belief been uprooted yet. Indeed, an opinion so sanctioned to a man, by the approval of his own father and grandfather and all the worthies he can remember, does not immediately become false to him just because it is condemned by strangers who do not know him, and who, with all their temperance, seem to him a delicate and feeble folk. He prefers his own standard of good and evil, and in sitting down to his glass he has no doubt that he is following a sensible old fashion, modestly trying to be, not a fine gentleman, but a sturdy Englishman.
i dont use a lifting app. i just remember what weight im on for my various exercises.
>>201562936Says here it's some lad called Tom
would you shag your mum if she was up for it
>>201562988Corrrr, love when the fit ones involuntarily implode like that. Reminds us all they're still human
need a career change might join the army do you think they know that I browse 4chan if I apply?
>using an app to track your workoutsvery gay
>>201563034didn't everyone drink beer because it was healthier than dirty water
>>201563073how is that gay
>>201563034not your personal book club mate
Sitting here with my window open listening to my fat pig neighbour scream at her 6 year old and call him a stupid cunt
>>201563034liquid bread kept the serfs toiling in the fields pal not complicated
>>201563116Get her shagged
>>201563086before 1850 yeh, but only in urban areas and even then most places did have a few clean sources of water. the idea of every historical person nailing small beer all day has been exaggerated by pop-historians
we need tighter rules on outdoor smoking (in pubs) and we need more barbershops on the high street but it is crucial that barbers be allowed to continue to smoke outside their turkish barbershopsthis is what people have been crying out for
>>201563116hope a wasp flies in
>>201563096Take no notice of him handsome x
If people drank beer all day then surely they'd be dehydrated and raisin-like
>>201563086never understood this, doesn’t alcohol dehydrate you?
>>201563173>>201563180they were drinking 1-2% beer (but not all day)
Mad how every man secretly hopes he will encounter someone needing help pushing a car just so he can push a car
>>201563173my knob has been drinking all day?
is Mercedes A class a woman’s car…
it does genuinely annoy me when parents talk to their children like shit and then are dumbfounded when their kids turn into vile bastards
>>201563173Dehydrated from like 2%?
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>>201563199I just want a woman to knock on my door and be my gf
>>201563211>>201563211>>201563211>>201563211>>201563211>>201563211
>>201563213not your personal psychologist mate
are there parenting classes? i honestly dont get how you're supposed to raise a kid
>>201563213Cheers for the parenting advice virgin
>>201563237
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