prince of the peppermint patch edition
legalise da ting kier
>>201564987the rice cooks the egg
feel like a car crash survivor every day for the last 10 years
Illegal.
>>201565082ktim
lying in bed with an erection
>>201565082You feel lucky to be alive everyday?
How old is spainfreak anyway? Early to mid 30's?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmOhdMiGAsA
>>201565091Thanks for the money
>>201565113whose erection
gymtoil going well
Got called a landlubber on Tortuga.
>>201565133Important instructions
poo toiling
>>201565115genuinely what I thought he meant upon first reading
>>201565157peng
>>201565115alri mr optimism
>>201565157CORRRRRhope she doesn't lose weight
leftyone having gay sex even though he doesnt like it just to be inclusive
>some cruise ships release as much CO2 as a small town Hate everything about cruise ships desu
>>201565222Probably carries as many people as a small town so who fucking cares
>>201565222not quite fond of the concept myself either
Mental how badly I mindraped him
>>201565157Nice creepshot freak
>>201565157not cool doing creepshots in the gym you porn addict
I'm a plain speaking /brit/poster and I believe in plain speakin'speak up
>>201565276>>201565273oh dear the moralfags have arrived :/
>>201565222quite efficient if you compare it to 8000 people going on aeroplanes instead
wheelchair man stabbed in london
>>201565298
>>201565298shit superhero
>>201565222Cruise ships ive heard is a relic of the 1950 when people started having money to travel
mad how when you click a daily mail notification it never takes you to the right article and it’s done this for like 10 years and they’ve never fixed it
>>201565286you go to the gym to train not to jack off.you must be 16 years old or something.
>>201565307Bloody love pics like this
>>201565298>>201565316
I see Spaedo has a new gimmick of posting screenshots of fat women’s workout videos to pretend he’s perving on them at the gym (of which he has never stepped foot inside not ever). How cute. His mental decline is almost complete, suicide is imminent.
All left wingers have a decline fetishThey only believe in things being worseThey hate white people being rich and prosperous and productiveThey love smelly poor brown people and sitting around doing nothingThey want to sit around doing nothing and stop you from doing fun and great things because leftypol gets upset by the reminder that he is a massive failureHe loves the fact the government stops you from having fun because he is a neek who was bulliedIn a world in which the government doesn't protect people for being useless human sludge he would be eaten alive and rightfully so
>>201565316
any of you lads watched that film Gaylords Say No?
>>201565321What an utterly boring, unreliable, and uninformative statement
>>201565281>I'm a plain speaking /brit/posterYou speak aus you dumb ass
>>201565321mental how a mere few generations ago the thought of travelling the world for leisure was out of reach for the common man
got the window open and loving it
>>201565358what a baffling response, you dolt
windowlad loves his windows
shut that door
>>201565373wahey lad what are you like
Windows been open since March. Soon shall be closed for 5 months.
>>201565373mine is perma closed because I don't want to hear other people
this is my world today
Look at the fucking SIZE of that
>>201565373More of a linux guy me kek
>>201565357good post
Making egg buttiesBut throwing the yolk awayJust to spite naturelove, mankind x
>>201565402>>201565373playing with fire there lads
come down with a stinking cold AGAINsick of it
pack it in
>>201565296If it was a ferry yes but its a cruise ship
>>201565451u wot m8?
Get the ferry tickets booked
>>201565328the gyms wouldn't have sexy swoll male trainers if they didn't want blokes to come in and have semis while 'training'
>>201565463he got a reaction out of ye
Nuclear meltdown incoming
someone is having a bbq so i've had to close my window
>>201565486from whom
>>201565470It’s not a good time of year for the faint of heart, as the next few weeks are the official Spider Season, where eight legged arachnids flood into British homes looking for a mate to shack up with for the cold winter months ahead.
>>201565464so what
>>201565451LET THEM IN
He makes me feel better about my runtish life
>>201565498Don't mind a few spiderbros me
Persecuted for my love of big booty bitches. Another day in broken Britain.
>>201565321I can see the appeal if you plan on visiting a region with lots of ports that you'd only need to spend one or two days to explore. So somewhere like the Carribean or even the Arabian peninsula since you can see a lot of countries/cities in one trip without having to unpack and repack at a new hotel each time. Although I don't get the appeal of those really long cruises where you spend most of the time on the ship itself.
later losers
>>201565522foy
>>201565480what a accomplishment.
>Don't mind a few spiderbros me
>>201565505So its not just going from A to B is it or even the most efficient or fastest routes.
room is covered in cobwebs yet I've never seen a single spider in it
>>201565498Always have spiders in my room. Little fellas running around by the window ledge or behind my wardrobes.Just leave them to it unless they crawl on me then I squash them.
>>201565542So what
>>201565498had quite a few horny spiderbros run across my floor in my time aha
>>201565474waheyyyyyy
used to be on sight with those spider bredren but we squashed that beef it dead say no more
>>201565550At night they crawl on your face and cum in your mouth
>>201565414delicious
>>201565542cruise ships are 7 times more carbon producing than planes for the same trip but that doesn't take into account the amount of people that a ship can hold
nigger
Spiders are bros when you think about it
>>201565601At least someone is getting some action on my bed for once
>>201565601Even better
Wank them offThe niggers I mean
>>201565553she's fit whats her name
>>201565601don't. talk. shit.
had quite a few horny sikhbros run across my floor in my time aha
Get them housedGet them clothedGet them moniedGet them naturalisedGet them wanked off
neighbour's gone on his incel jog
Coming here without permission. Breaking into my house. Making the place look like shit. Scaring all our women and children.Sick of these bloody spiders.
>>201565328Or brown...
>>201565648mad how western countries are already brimming with cretins yet we purposely import more
>>201565683Literally Woke Barmer's plan.
the old gf is obsessed with me. it's cruel, but sometimes i think about breaking up with her just to see how'd she react.
Spiders are the true natives of Britain when you going about it
reckon I should stop getting blackout drunk alone in my smelly bedroom. Not doing me any favors in the life sortage department
>>201565648>police do nothing againMad that he probably will end up getting david ames'd and all thr politicians will say "while i didnt agree with him thoughts and prayers to his family"
i desire to visit Shetland
>>201565648Why do they always have the same look about them?
I genuinely am very attracted to overweight women
>>201565729You just watched Survive the Jive's latest video, didn't you?
>>201565729Shitland more like
>>201565747...yh
>>201565648has the bloke got bird shit on his head?
>>201565737Not allowed. Internet told me
aaaaah fell asleep now my starbucks has been on my doorstep for 4 hours
No, you're not allowed to smoke a cigarette in that beer gardenYes, Mbuku is allowed to steal four sandwiches from Tescos and then grope your daughter (he hasn't had a chance to become fluent in Great British Values TM yet)This is what a country run by the grown ups looks like Rorke
have you ever been caught wanking
>>201565728Two Standard Sunak’s Britain
>>201565785good postdon't forgot that mbuku is a doctor though
Nan froze to death :/
>>201565737Same, but only if they have big boobs and bum. It's grim when a fat women gains fat like a bloke.
>>201565819
got a sink full of washing up to do, come onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn i cant be bothered
>>201565737Alri then Darius
>>201565831use the dishwasher
on r/headscissors
>>201565648rorke waves flags near a mosque and gets two years in prisonleftypol throws bricks at his political opposition and gets a stern talking to
https://www.gov.uk/universal-credit/eligibilityIt's time.
1 plate1 pan1 cup1 glass1 fork1 knife1 spoon1 spatula
>>201565855It's all Greek to me
Eat with my hands off the floor
>>201565797yeah loads of times
just got misgendered
>>2015658661 rope
>>201565615>cruise ships are 7 times more carbon producing than planes for the same trip but that doesn't take into account the amount of people that a ship can holdThat's a completely worthless comparison if you're not factoring in the emissions per traveller. A diesel-powered bus will produce more emissions than a diesel-powered car per trip, but the fact that the bus carries a lot more people means it's much better for the environment.
japan has produced my favourite books, movies, music, and gamesthey're seriously cooking over there. what makes them so special?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMRWGPX4mKc
>>201565855We're your greatest ally, gaijin. The west is built on our shared Shinto-Christian values
literally nothing about co2 is bad
going inpost locker
>>201565865>https://www.gov.uk/universal-credit/eligibility>two unemployed 25 year olds living together will get a little over £1,200 a month to live onHonestly seems like such a load of hassle to just be a poor jobless slug with such a pitiful and meagre living allowance and having a job would be simpler desu
>>201565906i hate the way they structure and tell stories. i think only autistic plebs enjoy their media 2bh
>>201565906blogon
>>201565920it has CO which is toxic
al ui dt ih oe
Got yelled at by a bartender while on vacation because I took my beer outside of their little fenced in area to eat a long a dock hate how weird Americans are about drinking in public
Might apply for universal credit. Savings are getting a bit low
How much do you reckon Mark gets in bennies a month?£1500?
>>201565968A long what?
>>201565993a dock
>>201565968Wouldn't happen if you were Chad. Being sub-8 is a crime in Amerikkka
there's a terrible draught coming from somewhere
>>201565866need to get tongs, a potato masher, grater, peeler, and a ladlethen you'll be set
>>201566009it's spelt draft, numpty
>>201566008Based eugenics nation.
>>201565935Wait till they get in the sick then the big bucks come in
Tim hortons Toil today
just supported the Welsh cider industry
wish the russian who posts chubby pawg peng tings was here
>>201566008I do suspect sometimes things like this wouldn’t happen were I tallerI can’t see him squaring up to some lanklord like that
walking through any city centre is a truly harrowing and depressing experience. what the fuck has leftypol done to this country.
>>201566048He’s Ukrainian
in my overdraft lol
Indian restaurants in the USA serve Mango Yop by the glass. They call it Mango Lassi.
>>201566042they do perry the Welch?
>>201566059>walking through any city centre is a truly harrowing and depressing experienceso what rorke?
>>201566059um you'll need to elaborate on why you think it's so harrowing lad
kissed the feet of an immigrant today, feel blessed
>>201566074lad it was just payday..
What’s with yuros and coddling immigrants Don’t really like immigration but I can’t deny they get worked to the bone here and are a necessary component to our labor force. Do your refugees ever work construction or do agricultural work? I don’t mean polish or Romanians
grim
International break next week
>>201566059yeahtossers just threw away our island, now the only way back is a civil war and fat chance of that happening
>>201566137Oh shut the fuck up you fat fucking retard
What's all this about then?
>>201566076They've been a thing here for a long time.
>>201565969not worth the 'assle
>>201566148why is a woman a policeman lol
>>201566163You brown lad?
>>201566137piss off wanker
>>201566187You circumcised dude?
Claiming disability in this country is astoundingly easyTo take just one example guy from my school's mum was on the sick for a bad backWell we only saw her down Shipley market loading a van didn't weBroken Britain
>>201566164there was too much needfully needing doed
>>201566202Yes so that makes the two of us
Genuinely reckon if we had kept a Blairite labour government we'd probably have had lower and higher-quality immigration than what the Tories shat onto our plates.
>>201566163Always enjoy posts like this
>>201566164They know how bad it is Al-Jazeera was running stories about this kinda stuff during the election and it was gigagrimFarmers can’t grow crops because the country is burning up and then they can’t get a wife because women don’t want to live on a poor farm then they save to go to school, do poorly, and hang themselves in their shacks by the hundreds of thousands Worse than any sci-fi dystopia I have ever seen
Rorke splashing his face with water in the bathroom mirror then looking himself in the eyes for a second and saying 'fuck' outloud
for me it's rose lassi
girls really be going to festivals dressed like this
I've seen many international willards on omegle and everyone on earth is circumcized except long haired hippie freaks
>>201566231i did this this morning
>>201566248See >>201566163
>>201566229Indian news websites are just bizarre
emma watson quite a nice bubble butt
How many kids did your dad have? Mine had 3.
>>201566229Get them in CanadaGet them housedGet them horton’d
>>201566131mines tomorrow :L
>>201566248If it comforts you, sure
>Al Mountain masturbates with African Muslims on OmegleLMFAO
>>201566023no, it's not
circumcised penis is nastyrepulsive
my midsection has gotten wide
>>201566276
>>201566276Genuinely don’t know what that means
>>201566269Fuhrer Trudeau is putting a stop to it and kicking them all out to try and boost his popularity before being decimated in the election like Sunak was.
>>201566231ktim
>>201565008Absolutely cute.
>>201566083no, it's all apple based
got about 3 hours of sleep before waking up in the middle of the night again, now i'm not going to be able to get back to sleep until after sunrise, typical
>>201566326Based, you say?
>>201565729Biggest shithole in Scotland2nd to the Highlands
>>201566337Try taking some diphenhydramine before bed
>>201566315One single year of half heartedly enforcing immigration laws ought to do it and bring Canada back to a white ethnostate
>>201566338yeah it is pretty based, second box I've ordered this year
any one else love stinky girls?stinky girls are the best. best sex, cutest, also most fun to be aroundespecially luv stinky feet, stinky butts and farting, and stinky armpitsbreath must be fresh though, dont like stinky breath haha
>>201566337Only had 3 hours sleep and then got up and went for a run at 5:45am
they danced again.
1 in 5 pensioners are millionaires in this country fuck the winter fuel payment
>>201566349pretty sure that stuff isn't OTP here, they've made anything that has even the most remote possibility of abuse illegal hereif i want drugs i'll just go on the darknet and order heroin, not even going to try and get through life playing by their rules if they're going to make it so unreasonably difficult
>>201566371Don't like farting
fuck it, i'm getting on the cans
>>201566432edit: OTC
>>201566432Taking heroin to get a little shuteye is overkill Just check to see if you can get it, it’s just an antihistamine
>>201566426>muh middle east dont care desu senpai
>>201566426This is so sad, makes me think about how their bodies danced as the bullets thudded in
>>201566459concerning post
how can i unbloodshot my eyes
>>201566459don't know the backstory but i conclude that they deserved whatever happened to them for dancing like that
Rorke moving to Japan and demanding the dole
>>201566453i know what it is m8, i know there are some weirdos who enjoy having creepy hallucinations with it ,and now i can't just buy it without having to ask a doctor's permission first because of them, takes like 3 weeks to get a doctors appointment and there's still a $70 co-pay AND there's a chance the doctor won't even write me a prescription, fucking SICK of it ALL
>>2015665403 > 1 > 2 > 4
Been watching old films. Unreal how kino life was before the woke. An ugly old greasy wop used to be able to pull 10/10 jewish queens no problem
>>201566540they all look like they want to bake cookies and pinch my cheeks
The missus's aunt has come round unannounced for a visit, right in the middle of my lunch.Dumb hag cunt
>>201565747T H U L Etoo bad there are nogs even on shetland now
>>201566574not nice
>>201566568your man on the right is probably 25 therenot his character either, the actor
>>201566574Ever shagged her up the arse?
>>201566574get her shagged
>>201566509Damn Australia sounds like a shithole I can get codeine (with paracetamol) here just by asking the pharmacist
>>201566574oh no! not in the middle of your lunch!
>>201566568If you were in 2060 watching DiCaprio movies you'd say the same thing but girls love DiCaprio because they still have the image of him as a hot young fellah
>>201566574>unannouncedwouldn't be answering the door, me
>>201566562correct answer, your milf is in the post
>>201566574No she didn’t you aren’t married you’re a grotesquely fat autistic incel etc etc
>>201566609that used to be the case here too until around 2018 or so, then the government just started banning everything because idk they were bored and decided to fuck with us for fun
reckon any sports at the paralympics will be wankable?
>>201566649I can wank to anything
a lu id ti ho e
a chicken in every pot, a poo in every arse
>>201566648We managed to miss that trend unlike Australia and Britain They don’t even raid the magic mushroom dispensaries anymore
>>201566659
>>201566677And a dogshit 190 (you) post in every thread
Sir Woke BarmerGet the N_____ H_____ and W_______
Had a few too many cans last night but from now on I'll be sober and clean shaven, always.
shenanigans in the dark
>>201566732a clue gained
just had a chinwag with some dodgy old geezer, he let me bum a fag
>>201566744Granddad was from there
>codeine with paracetamolknowers know you're better off with codeine and ibuprofen i.e Nurofen Plus. Ibuprofen handled much better in large doses than paracetamol; you can essentially gob them from the blisterpack without consquence>um um I do CWEyeah you keep fannying about with that you gimp
>>201566744all pakified
STARMER FAST-TRACKING HONOURS FOR "RESPONSE TO RIOTS">Government departments have been asked by Downing Street to urgently identify and put together honours nominations to reward “unity and defiance” to this month’s riots. Guido can reveal that Starmer has instructed civil servants to find “community leaders” who “made sure targeted groups felt safe” and members of the public who showed “community spirit.” Departments are also told to consider public sector workers who went “above and beyond” in their response to the unrest. The latest in the PM’s project to fill his “societal black hole".
>>201566767there is a reason he left (it is a shithole)
>>201566777
i love ingurland
get them knightedget them seated in the lords with a monthly stipend for life
>>201566817:)
>>201566773I am not a giga drug mong who pops pills from the pharmacy to get huge and if i want opiates i will get hydromorphone Besides I don’t think they sell it with ibuprofen for that reason
>>201566777is it true more people and police were hurt during the notting hill carnival than the riots?
>>201566777One sceptical Westminster insider says: “Typical – Starmer has created a two-tier honours system, rushing it through for political advantage, the King could end up handing a gong to a wife-beater”.
Mental how cum is essentially snot yet we all love plastering it on a woman's face
the fly has been assassinated
got a pikachu plushie for christmas in 1999, weird to think how i've never washed it and yet it doesn't smell despite 25 years of sitting around in my smeggy bedroom absorbing all the surrounding aromas
>>201566883
>>201566895you've never had sex mate and it showsleast you tried with the "we all" though, can't blame a lad for trying. But yeah you've never touched a vagina.
Was sneezing a fetish on that fetlife chart?
Know what? I love the cybertrucks. First iconic American car since the 2005 Mustang and 2010 Challenger Tired of all the boring bastard cars
>>201566831<3
>>201566940hs?
>>201566922Any bacteria or mould that attempts to take hold is immediately destroyed by the 25 years' worth of sperm you've pumped into it
>>201566955They’re a bit shite though aren’t they
>>201566940Missus never lets you spaff on her mush, eh? Poor lad
>>201566983shut up
>>201567013So were the other cars he mentioned
>>201566817I thought you guys hated us because of all the drunk and stoned tourists
I’ve recently gone gay. I recommend it to all you lads.
>>201567056Yeah nice try, you're just after my thick arse and creamy thighs
>>201567056I couldn't deal with all the pooey arses
may go back to school but i'm already old and washed up and everything will be replaced by AI innit
i prefer to spaff on the tuft of tidly-groomed hair above the gfberg's tuppence, and gauge how well she did by how far it makes it up her body like one of those carnival strength testers, if it pools in the belly button then that's not bad, if it makes it all the way up to her tits then it's a decent shag, if it hits her in the face then she gets a pat on the head and a biscuit
>>201567098Could just deal with one (your own)
>>201567124Remember pulling out and shooting massive loads all over this one girl. Meant her stomach but they shot out like a shotgun and went all over her cheeksWas pretty hot
Westminster voting intentionLAB: 29% (-4)REF: 24% (+5)CON: 18% (-3)LDEM: 7% (-1)GRN: 4% (-2)via@YouGov25 - 26 Aug
>>201567085Does sound like you have a lovely arse desu>>201567098It’s surprisingly not as pooey as you would expect gay sex. I suppose the pro benders are very good at cleaning their batties out.
how good of all the sex-havers to remind us of all the sex they are having
>>201567124i just dont think i could make it up to the face in time. i always leave it to the last second. plus, i'd be afraid of crushing my gf's body/arms in a mad scramble up to her face
>>201566744can see my house from there
>>201567193Take solace in that I haven’t fucked in a month and am basically as incel as you
goondem bbc katy sex arse
>>201567124t. Has never had sex
>>201567173>LAB: 29% (-4)>REF: 24% (+5)Chat is this real?
quick poo before toiltoil
Anyone ever use chatgpt to reword a CV to match a job posting?
get it made
>>201567269>>201567269>>201567269
>>201567173labour losing his norf seats already? based. white working class vote chudform and the muslims will establish their own party.
>>201567241It's fakeNo results on twitter for it
