yeshua hamashiach edition
first
Training GPT to respond to posts until it is entirely indistinguishable from a regular poster
bulliedbumholelad eating his crusty poo flakes from his gaming chair thinking they're biscuit crumbs
dogshit yank pig edition
>>201606691Just wait until it spams 'poo' over and over again
>>201606685he wrote a book about this btw
>>201606695had an energy bar the other day and thought I ate a crumb but it was a bit of plastic instead
Telling my parents that if I get killed by a wog then I want them to go public about wanting revenge.
I have only.played the original pooooorms + Worms POO Islands on the Wii + Worms 3D on the Xbox POO
going to the paki shop to get a can of coke, want anything?
>>201606714Classic internet behavior. People love spamming random stuff when they've got nothing better to do. Seems like "poo" is the word of the day for them.
Corrr imagine loads of black men pissing all over you like those czech pornstars get to do
>day
>>201606685Shouldn't have looked like a fucking gammon then reeeeee
>>201606679no to the questions you asked, dummy
gfberg is friends with several of her old high school teachers on facebook, is that normal?
NEED gta 6 to hurry the FUCK up
>>201606685For me its Addison Vodka
bulliedbumholelad leaving a trail of poo crust behind him like a snail
>>201606745Imagine them taking turns to throat fuck you aha x
Ah, mental illness, is it?
first name busterlast name nutt
Mad how people on /Brit/ pretend to be shaggers just to farm (yous).
>>201606745Porn's so grim these daysBirds used to be so much fitter and it was just really nice fucking between two hot people and you could tell they were actually enjoying itNow it's fuckpigs with 44 DD implants and tattoos getting 8 on 1 BBC gangbanged and piss seems to be in so many things too
>>>/sp/144089274screaming
mad how mind fucky money is when it doesnt even exist
>>201606762Yeah, it’s fine. Some people stay connected with teachers they liked.
bulliedbumholelad pulling infinite wet wipes out of his arse like a magician
>>201606797Little Britain vibes
Diego is genuinely an idiot
>>201606810the only reason i found out about this was because she was talking about a teacher she hated but was still facebook friends with
>>201606790Totally. It’s all about getting attention and responses, even if it means pretending to be someone they’re not.
https://sferic.bandcamp.com/album/bathhouse-blueshttps://sferic.bandcamp.com/album/bathhouse-blueshttps://sferic.bandcamp.com/album/bathhouse-blueswhy yes i am listening to sauna music
that post is advertising or begging
>>201606797genuinely dont understand why the paralympics exists other than 'because its a good thing to do'who fucking cares? nobody goes to watch it in person, nobody watches it on tv, nobody cares about the 'athletes' just fuck off
>>201606751seriously kek?
>>201606829hs?
>>201606806Lmao i literally have some in my pocket you moron
>>201606830Being Facebook friends isn't very meaningful, nobody bothers to trim old friends
i'm famous
Going the shop.
>>201606763what if it comes out and it's shit? rockstar has been putting up a lot of red flags lately
bulliedbumholelad standing in the kitchen doorway demanding to know from his mother why she didn't tell him that his crusty bum smells
Donald's son was found to share anime feet picsReminder that he's 6ft7 before any complaints
>>201606818so thats how he flushes them
>>201606862fun to whack off while listening to them recount their tragic stories
>>201606873You try and masquerade as an authority about things you’ve never experienced
>>201606903>kizuna aipretty based
>>201606875but why is it money and not just bits of plastic and metalmakes u think
>>201606903dumb crossposter>>>/pol/480060622
>>201606916>you;'ve never experienced eating poo>how can you know it's bad for youderranged argument
>>201606763lost my batty virginity to a guy QA testing that at rockstar lincoln true storyand yes this is me
>>201606903why are all donald trump's sons so enormous? barron was taller than the man himself when he was like 11 iirc
f tl cru ahun uunk dmk ip o
>>201606672>ever had sex at all? a one night stand or even a prossard?no, not a kiss either. I'm not even ugly, just autistic
>>201606924Because we decide it is
>>201606797190!
>>201606933Genuinely suspect he was given hormone treatment at some point
>>201606903>anime feetmmmmm
>>201606957so doesn't exist then
>>201606926>>201606926>>201606926
Smoking rn
debating a wankalready had one this morning and also having showered I want to get all sticky and sweatyon the other I’ve got a potentially peng video in mind of Maria Berger in a bath tub
>>201606933probably gave htem growth hormones getting more popular amongst the rich
don't see many lads sucking cock like they used tocouldn't go two posts without someone sucking a cockgone off the cocks
>>201606943holy cope
>>201606903>>201606933Wrong son this ones only 6ft
>>201606973don't know how people can wank frequently, I couldn't even wank everyday now, has to be every other day at least
bulliedbumholelad illustrated
i am the VP of acquisitions at anime feet incorporated
>>201606988yeah your dads not posted for a while
>>201606998acquire yourself some bitches
>>201606685He should unironically pursue legal action
>>201606990Its true, my face isn't ugly but its my general gait and voice that gives away turbo-tism
>>201606931alright austory how are things
>>201606996
might become a cop, that's the only job i can think of that i'm qualified for that might be exciting
>>201607045holy cop
>>201607008done me
>>201607016that would entail real feet but thats okay too x
>>201607032holy cvope
>>201606996scremamfinsg
might make my own country
>>201607045can you wfh?
>>201607035used to work for suntory
>>201607058does she have a...?
Watching Supreme Commander FAF replays.
trying to get a credit card. bank website asked me what credit limit I should put in. honestly no idea what i should put in
arseburg is getting too bighave to literally stuff it down into my trousers at this point
>>201607045mates brother became a copper at 35didnt even know you could do it at that age
>>201607118haha cheeky pic? x
>>2016071125k
*lights a ciggy before being shot by keir starmer's death squad*
>>201606995state of yougot a mate like that, says he barely wanks and hasn’t had a bird in yearsI reckon most lads even into their 30s consistently do 1-2 wanks per day, and probably 5-6 over the weekend
Olympics need to be annual. So many piff tings
>>201607112normally they pick it, so it's probably just a retard check to make sure you don't say a million or somethingjust go £4k
>>201607147that's a man
>>201607147Already think they’re too frequentOnly watch the Winter Olympics anyway
time to take a swig of mucinex night time and drift off to sleep
>>201607125there's no definitive upper age limit to joining the police as long as you can still pass the training
having a tugade of the ol' watson
>>201607147>guamwheres ranarr lool
>>201607145I'm a 31 year old virgin see >>201606943I'm on 200mg sertraline max dose and finasteride, sometimes even after 48 hours its a struggle to cum.
>>201607147>brown skin
>>201607168me personally I only watch the special Olympics
i've returned from the shop, with a frijj milkshake (fudge brownie flavour) and a chicken tikka samosa (yum)
>>201607152>>201607140cheers lads
>>201607136dunno how you take a pic of your own arse tbqh
>>201606685mad how some cunts look like this like they're ready to crawl in to a grave by 62 grim grim grim fucking look after your body
william willard
>>201607142phat batty 18yo
>>201607225>low cut jeans>small arsei'm thinking the 00s are back babyyy
>>201607168The winter Olympics is more fun imo but the clothing is excessive
dont get what you incels get over posting videos o women. do you enjoy getting other men horny
>>201606931what year was he doing qa testing?
>>201607278some in 2023, some in 2020, some in -2, some in 1490345, some in xyztest
the listenhttps://youtu.be/h_sNUlrMy30
>>201607225
>>201607277Yeah.
>>201607277raises test and increases the posting frequencyits tactical
>>201607277what if I do it because I enjoy it
no country for old men (2007). kino.
not had a wash i just stuck my clothes on
>>201607343her chin's had more balls bounced off it than a squash court
>>201607400I just go to sleep in my clothes and then wake up again. Much quicker
>>201607388yeah that's a good filmkeep getting it confused with "there will be blood", i've wanted to see that for a while but i always put on no country
grandma wonders why we dont just put all the immigrants into workhad to tell her all the industry shut down and the only thing thats left is the high street and offices
>>201606664wp gg
even if I tried wanking everyday my dick would be too sore, I get friction burns on my skin if I wank too much
>>201607388The Assassination of Jesse James and 3:10 to Yuma came out the same year and make that film look shit.
>>201607277
>>201607439I don't get friction burns but my willard would ache and I'd have no stomarch for itthere are lads out there, and ITT that wank multiple times per day everydaymental
>>201607459rape
corr just did a cracking poo lads: large, solid without being hard and just the right level of odor, absolute quality.
>>201607459used to be able to pull girls of this calibre. no longer however. time makes fools of us all.
>>201606797got some arse on her
on my soul we bumping thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7sLNH0FvUzY
>>201606797>>>/sp/144089274im not a doctor but...
I don't know how to parallel park. Haven't done it since passing my test, which was years and years ago.
>>201607439use moisturiser lad
Can I apply for a credit card and then just not use it? Do I have to pay fees or manage anything? Will that make my credit rating go up?Yes I am a brainless runty worm of a man before you say
>>201606862wait till you find out how much fucking money the government puts into training them and shipping them off to various competitionscomplete joke and you're right only retort is >how would you like to be disabled its the least we can do>get the cripples housed
>>201607522yesdependsno
Crazy thing about being a wild animal is you can get hit by a vehicle or fall and break a leg but you just gotta eat that shit & keep it pushing. Ain’t no painkiller no hospital none of that shit lil bro
>>201607512ktim. I just smash my front wheel into the kerb and then spin my wheel like a nutter until it's straight
‘ ello guvna
>>201607522just use your credit card for monthly, predictable bills and pay it off immediately.
>>201607478haha sure you did lmaowhat a thing to write
get the spastics long jumping
the barefaced cheek of toilberg expecting even a smallest bit of work to be done on a Friday afternoon might bash his head in for this disgusting and freakish behaviour
>>201607566incel cope
>>201606862
got a new self-diagnosis get innnnnautism's been cancelled i'm a schizoid now de lads
>>201607277it drives the trannies and poofters out of the thread
>>201607573least workshy 4chan poster>>201607585uve been done
what's a good 'rule' for parallel parking? i was taught one in lessons but i cant remember. something about lining back of car up with another, turning wheel 360 degrees, etc...
wouldn't mind living in a trailer in arizona
>>201607522Some companies will close your card if you don’t use it
pub later so get in
>>201607589ktim
>>201607598how’s that different than australia
>>201607597it's something like lining up your wing mirrors, full lock turn in, go back to the petrol cap, full lock turn outdon't know, never do it
Looking into whether you can live overseas while on welfare.
any kino personalities I should download
want to be at a festival shagging lasses
>>201607608might go pub later with a few lads I barely knowdoesn’t sound like I’ll enjoy but options are scarce
transfer deadline dayget in
>>201607635well ones in the united states for starters
>>201607597as i remember it> line up your side mirror with the rear of the car ahead> reverse the car toward the kerb> when you're pointing 30 degrees or so start bringing it in straight
I'll be almost 40 by the time Keir Starmer returns the country to better days. All my best clubbing years done under Tory decline. Clubs shutting at 1am, £12 for a double, criminal offence to have one little balloon on the way home. Never forget what they took from us
>>201607644where's this then
>>201607597>line your car up next to the one you're parking behind>spin wheel around 360 degrees>reverse until you are at a 45 degree angle in the road>spin wheel back 360 degrees and reverse straight for a bit>spin wheel fully once your back tyres are near the kerb>reverse until your car is straight>wiggle back or forward a bit if you want
>>201607595yeh, done by beautiful ladies. as i said.
>>201607651how the fuck u get tha tinvite then you luicky worm>>201607692most literate larper
parallel parking is a lot like making love to a beautiful woman
>>201607598yes you would don't think you've ever lived in a place where it gets so hot that everything metal will literally burn you if you touch it
>And whats worse is, I was the only one dressed with any semblance of class, I had a freshly steamed light blue button down oxford shirt, quality grey chinos and my brogues on paired with sunglasses
>>201607721least coping incel
>>201607710chances that those jews were arrested?
>>201607727incels on the internet claim to be really good at it?
rare to see the constant hypocrisy in a single post but not unsurprising
>>201607729where i live now is even hotter so it's no skin off my nose cunt
>>201607748obviously edited with fake subtitles you mong
>>201607748Please stop inquiring about the Shorrim Court
>>201607727i've only done both twice
>obviously edited with fake subtitles you mong
Shmira (Hebrew: שְׁמִירָה, 'protection') or Shomrim (Hebrew: שׁוֹמְרִים, 'watchers', 'guards') are organizations of proactive volunteer Jewish civilian patrols which have been set up in Haredi communities in neighborhoods across the United States, Canada, the United Kingdom, Israel, Belgium, and Australia (among othe
>>201607771don't believe you unless you live in alice springs
190 made a /v/ thread>>>/v/687214873He's getting bored here
Face is absolutely munted. Negative canthal tilt, a five-head you could land a 747, and a jaw so badly aligned that someone once asked if I had been in a car crash when I was younger. Can't even grow any facial hair to cover my mug.
>>201607771arizona is hotter than any aus city tbf
>>201607799jews arent racist like you rorke
it's 2pmtime for diegs dinnerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhwOyM8okZk
>>201607814most attractive brit poster
fucking gearbox blew up on carberg for fucks sake lads
even if i turned things around and became a big success tomorrow i'd still have to live with the agony of knowing i wasted my youth doing nothing, there's no escape from depression
>>201607812fuck off heathermong bizarre freak
>>201607795get them fed
I've only got this one life, I need to start dressing smarter. Nice shoes, clean trousers, shirts, blazers. I am sick and fucking tired of myself and everyone else looking like FUCKING SLOBS. No more to trackie bottoms and hoodies, toy trainers made in China. It is a DISGRACE. You can't be wearing this rubbish in your thirties. Smarten up NOW.
just remembered the comb prince era
>>201607814And yet if you had a pure heart that wouldn't matter at all
>oy vey gevaltImagine believing we actually say that
>>201607836imagine how chep eating would be if you got filled up on half a tube of penne lol
>>201607857190 mad I've caught his nonsense
Going to start dressing smarter. I’m 30 now. Time to put things into perspective. I can’t wear trainers and trackie bottoms anymore. It’s time to put a little effort in. Shirts. Trousers. Nice shoes. Smarten myself up. Clean shaven. Always. If I respect myself, others will respect me. That comes through how you present yourself initially. Time to get a move on.
>>201607866Your sons will be baptised and worship the Lord God.
>>201607866>webait
>190 posting pictures of beautiful Asian women and saying "this is your future timmy!"oh no, please, someone save me
>>201607814probably got better banter than wank alone every night though eh?
should be some lovely slags out for gcse results weekend tonight
sucking down an artie ziff if you catch my drift
>>201607859Starts feeling awkward when you dress nicer than everyone and people treat you like a cunt for wearing a sports coat I’d do it more often as I like dressing that way but I’m not quite confident enough
>>201607869can you spare us your incessant posting about irish people and your various autistic obsessions tonight
>>201607896this webm is so fucked up and yet hilarious
>>201607896What's going on there then?
>>201607896
>>201607896is this what cottaging is?
>>201607866Your sons will take the Shahada and the one true God.
>>201607896grim webm but the lads smile always gets me howling what a cheeky chap
>>201607933jeet is raping his grandfather
>>201607949Shouldn't be doing that
Mad how much better webms are phoneposting On desktop you always have to maximize them whereas on the phone it conveniently sizes to your screen
mad how you can write an agent to play connect 4 better than a human in like 35 lines of code
right well that's a gay incest rape webm isn't it
WILL be meeting mikey at the Oasis gigs His NFT billions ensure he can go to every single one!
>>201607949grandad probably was asking for itas they say it takes two to tango
alri?
>>201607896Imagine getting shagged up the arse by your grandson while being filmed. The thoughts and emotions doing through grandjeets head could fill a book.
mikey hitting up one of his car buyers for his oasis ticket moneyif he doesn't pay then mikey and his brothers will be round with the baseball bats
>>201607987Does look like he has his sexy potato sack on
>oasis gigs
in the mood to watch a movie any good moives??
>>201608023bet there's loads yeah
>>201608023barry lyndon
>>201608023kung pow
got the lana del ray on
They were showing tandem cycling at the Paralympics before, one woman on the back of the bike and one blind woman on the back of the bike. The blind ones have their nose literally in the arse crack of the woman in front, phwoarrr. Made me so hard watching it. They’re blind as well so their sense of smell would be heightened, imagine how lush it would smell
>>201608003mental how much she bogged herself
>>201608043more like lana del gay
>>201608043She's c
>>201607926
>>201608023follow my letterboxd
act hurt due in opalafter cute then fruit plump unpack and kissfor to crush and dunk demo up opposite
>>201608050wtf that's a big boggin
>>201608049
Oasis giving mikey a V.I.P. ticket gratis then owing him £5k because they're his bank
get the indian gay incest rape posted
>>201608050atleast realized that haircut was awful
>>201608062ok share it
>>201608004doubt most jeets are capable of thinkingprobably experiencing a set of emotions not dissimilar to when jeet rapea a goat
>>201608050what phase is she in now
>>201608004as if it isn't mostly empty space
Reading foreigners posts on outer /int/.Considering becoming one of them English teachers. If they're that bad on an English speaking forum they must be gagging for native teachers.
does anal even feel good
>>201608062Do not advertise. Fat incel cunt.
india is developed enough to report on crimes but not enough to catch criminals sufficiently so we get to be subjected to all the mental stuff that happens there
>>201608137No it's about the sense of pure domination Didn't cum from giving it to a girl but wanked over the memory of it loads
>>201608043ooh la la
>>201608137Ever done a really big poo?
>>201608018weller looking fed up with it all
>>201608137Receptive? I don't think so. It's a psychological thing purely. "You own me. Use me."
>>201608137for me yes, because I’m doing the bummingex gf wasn’t all that keen so we only did it a few times
>>201608192>thinkNo need to be coy, lad, we all know which ways you garden
ITS OVER
>>201608194>ex gf*bf sorry
shower, shit, wank time. in that order
webm would be a lot worse if it were filmed like 10 or 20 seconds before just looks like two gays going at it and him stopping for a sec
>>201608242youve lost the plot
>>201608242You know damn well that's the wrong order. Sort it out.
Witnessed the complete downfall of someone who I don't follow on twitter but who is constantly suggested to me in the 'for you' section because lots of people who I know professionally follow himI really dislike this bloke because he strikes me as being a total basket case and has had about five or six massive public mental elves meltdowns on there before, being rude to people for no reason, only to return a few days later to the same people fellating him for being 'brave'The last thing I saw was a tweet from what happened to be his wife confirming she has left him and then I also noticed that he has deleted his account againI know it sounds cruel, watching this from afar - this man has no idea I exist - but I have really, really enjoyed seeing it happen
>>201608235
>>201608284hate this cunt
>>201608293he hates you
plans for the weekend, /brit/?
>>201608279*yawns loudly in your face*
>>201608333Get ahead on my toil work and go shopping in Birmingham
>>201608333bit of drinking bit of wanking
>>201608333getting housedgetting fedgetting wanked off
>>201608333prefer not to say
>>201608358>Birminghamgrim
weird how choruses are better then you listen again and the verse was actually better all along
>>201608333gf birthday partysunday lunch with the famaloids
explain
>>201608310i know because hed rather hate his kin than forens
>>201608333Forwards festival tomozza
>>201608379woke shite
fondly remembering aussie power hour
>>201608333cleaning
>>201608231Never been done up the bum personally. I enjoy giving head as a "bottom."
>>201608375>gf birthday partycouldn't be me. can't handle social gatherings. groups of 2-3 people at most for me.
>>201608333getting up to some activities
*makes you cum on 4 inch willard*
>>201608279boring bastard
no one cares you gay black jew
>>201608406bit gay
>>201608402Really not the same when Aussies aren't around to liven things up.
>>201608345>>201608433got anything better to say?
>>201608406didnt know that was your scene surely theres more of that going on in america than ethiopia
>>201608333Some sexy fun with my gf before we fly off on holiday together on monday, probably, where we will have Mediterranean sexy fun with better tans
>>201608476baseddeegz won't like this
>>201608476was just saying this down the pub
>>201608458we're the defridgerator the yearning heart of /brit/ needs to get into gear
>>201605112>>201605112>>201605112
here we are thenthe lads
>>201608514shit gimmick
ok that do be kinda doinky if i do say so
>>201608547this nigga got tricked lol
>>201608561cool it with the anti-negrotic remarks buster
>>201608561no it is just easy to see with 4chan x
>>201608603your virginity is also easy to see
>>201608625can you find mine too i lost it ages ago x
>>201608333might do a cheek ytleave the house
>>201608625your too tech illiterate to use an extension I seebet you watch ads too
>>201608518>>201608518>>201608518
>>201608660>your
