Sydney sweeney is a mong edition
get them in
Going to start dressing smarter. I’m 30 now. Time to put things into perspective. I can’t wear trainers and trackie bottoms anymore. It’s time to put a little effort in. Shirts. Trousers. Nice shoes. Smarten myself up. Clean shaven. Always. If I respect myself, others will respect me. That comes through how you present yourself initially. Time to get a move on.
insult Indians at your own peril
dunelming a poo
mad how good bacon and eggs is
>>201608593no beans?
>>201608610not this time
think all i've ate in the past three days is cheese and bread
>>201608552I feel the same but I'm 24
the dutch have all those same things we do don't let them fool you
thank fuck all the aussies have gone to bed
lads whats the correct way to pronounce "ibiza"
>>201608647okay mister you're getting extradited
>>201608655nice
>>201608701ibeether
chilling with constantine in eboracum
>>201608701iˈβiθa
I just got fucking raped here >>201608674
>>201608701>correct wayno such thing
The gender gap in the marriage rate between Poles and Brits is absurd, Polish women are something like 8 times more likely to marry a British man than vice versa.
>>201608701eye-bee-fa
arsing a poo
STOP IDLING YOUR FUCKING VAN
>>201608701eye-beat-za
omdz rorke what are those
>>201608714nice gyno you fat cunt>those trousers and crepsomd rorkedead ting
>>201608701ee-bee-tha
>>201608714Gym. Now.
>>201608770odd post
*idles my van*
Just another day in samsara lads.
>>201608800?
>>201608714needs replacing with a statue of an obese black woman
>>201608795i go to the gym everyday
>>201608555>started as a meme account>at some point got legitimately blackpilled and went from making funny jokes to just spamming racist shit all day at politicians and celebritiesSurprised he didn't get banned sooner to be fair
>>201608714looking good rorkedon't listen to the haters
now on I'll be learning spanish. wasted too much time online doing fuck all
wonder what goes through the skulls of these thick cunts that can’t tell the difference between your and you’re must be properly brain damaged
squealing a poo
Sometimes I'll just idle my car for half an hour and smoke out the window to make sure my battery doesn't go flat
get the ulez zones chartered rorke
>>201608817you're the cleaner there i take it
>>201608823thirdie language
https://australian.museum/learn/animals/mammals/drop-bear/
>>201608714wide hips
>>201608714>this is the guy who brags about shagginglollmao even
>>201608817Their vending machine got a good selection? Lord knows you're not using any other machine in that building.
>>201608823aprender español no vale la pena nadie habla el idioma y ni siquiera le importa a nadie
corrrr tart im meeting for a shag tomorrow is sending me some absolute filth
Anyone else witness that epic spainnonce meltdown last night?
>>201608817Get yourself a refund lad
>>201608818for the longest time i thought it was a leftypol account taking the piss out of rorkes. what a bizarre turn of events
>>201608844ive seen a bunch of those cameras being cut down by people calling themselves bladerunners in full blackout getupsis absolute fucking cringekino
>>201608828people just make a quick mistake innit
rorke taking his speeding ticket to court
only stupid english mistakes i make are than/then because i literally say them the same way and spelling of uncommon phonetically inconsistent words that I rarely use Like I never pronounce the N in environment but im apparently a brainlet if I forget that stupid letter. Dumb language
lads whats the correct way to pronounce "eboracum"
>>201608847>>201608872no I train to failure, I'm just eating exess calories to try put muscle on before cutting at the new year>>201608868I'm a 31 year old kissless virgin.
>>201608868mate you're a fat ugly manlet gimpyou have no room to be criticising other's appearances do you?
>>201608880shut up adam
any York men in?
>>201608857drop bears are a shite gimmick desu
used to cry myself to sleep knowing i'll never get my finger all the way up my nose
TURN THE ENGINE OFFDO IT CUNT
>>201608847>>201608872>>201608882screaming it's over for the fatty
>>201608911looks like you're failing to train my nigga
>>201608853I see the vision of the future Brucie.... we must make our fortunes and become an aristocrat class in Latin America. There will be no ethnostate we must kikemaxx
>>201608911>I'm a 31 year old kissless virgin.fair enough at least you admit you're ugly no offence>>201608912>just bnc ure ugly that means u cant call other people uglybizarre bnrainlet take
>>201608918 I’m a yorkshireman-American
>>201608880QRD?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Moving out of my parents gaff for good next Friday and I legitimately couldn't be happier. Living with your autistic dad and neurotic mother as a 22 year old is hellish.
>>201608946I'm not ugly, my face is above average.
>>201608923
Would have loved to have visited Russia before it became a bit of a no no desu
>>201608878post pics
rorke you can't idle here you're in an ulez we're going to ban you from driving now
>>201608946diego projecting hard here
pics
>>201608972seems very unlikely happy to be proven wrong with a face pic tho >>201608985hs?
rorke idling in his 2008 ford focus puffing on his vape
if you can go to the gym and lift 7 days a week you arent lifting heavy enoughyou need a day off a week if youre actually trying hard enough
>>201608956He kept going on about how he was bullied at school for wiping his arse with wet wipes. Then someone called him bulliedbumhole lad and he went on a 7 thread megamelty. Bradleys were flying left and right.
is it normal to shag without a condom on the first date? rooted a bird off bumble on the 2nd date even though i told her ive got no jimmies on me she didnt care and shagged me anyway, felt a bit greng
just scranned a slug lads, can feel a strange sensation on my upper lip...
not wonked for 5 days
>>201609004>happy to be proven wrong with a face pic tho Check Grindr in York x my username is Rorke69
>>201608918nah, full of divs who go to the shit uni
>>201608938yeah but we'll make them speak englishnot going to be doing this el soy nonsense
>>201608890I genuinely think it was at first. Way back when he first started he would post pictures of his friends he was in sixth form with - then I suppose he started to get surrounded by that media and slowly became a turbo-rorke. Basically saw a bloke enter a /pol/phase in real time.
>>201609034dont have grindr
got an A* in a-level Spanishused it about a dozen times in the last 10 yearsgood for watching the occasional Spanish language film though
any Windows 10 men in?
>>201608714Corr
>>201609057yeah?
>>201609083see x
>>201609014did this with a bird and on the second shag i spunked up her
>>201609066yes lad
>>201609014blog on
Get the ULEZ cameras set upGet the Low Traffic Neighbourhoods establishedGet the Cycle Superhighways laid
Japanese fella sitting cross legged on the floor like he's in primary school
sacked tranny jealous he's got a more feminine body than him
>>201609013He is such a fucking freak
honestly starting to regret punching my mum in the face
>>201609041is there another uni there besides York?not really a shit uni is it
>>201609066*raised paw*
>>201608935HOOTING AND HOLLERING
>>201609066yeah, my laptop doesn't support 11
>>201609014Did this on the first date with my gf of five years
as the french say, poolay poo
>>201609109so?
>>201609118it is a shit uni yeah, one of them that had to beg to get into the rustlers group
>>201609073you in heat, ST?
>>201609118the york uni (good) then york st john (bad)all cities are like this though. you have the good uni, then the knock-off one riding on the coattails of the good one
>>201609155every think about taking it up the arse?
>bulliedbumholelad
>my laptop doesn't support 11
>>201609153AHA!
get the ferry tickets booked
nothiong says "i shag" like shitposting on brit at 3pm on a sunny friday afternoon>>201609176no
>>201608555Old Barry Stanton was a much better gimmick
>>201609203it's raining
doing a sex poo
>>201609073whats your thought on wiping your arse with wet wipes?
anyone have some isopropyl alcohol and earbuds i can borrow?
have eaten the exact same meal for over a month only variation has been bananas and oranges as snacks on the sidegetting fucking bored as fuck but its the right thing to do
>running windows on a laptop unless you need windows for work programs don't run that bloated crap
>coworker last seen 3 hours ago on teamsooooh poor show poor show
>>201609221got bumpupu in my fantasy football team
i run windows 10 education
>>201609195bryan ferry?
>>201609225It's bad for the environment and puts animals at risk.
>>201609260sacked tranny!
>breathing airyou shouldn't breathe that. i know FAR better than you on this subject, you plebs.
i'm in folding
>>201609227*sprays isopropyl on you*
>>201609242toilberg wont do shitcan’t hate this chap for valuing his own time more
>>201609233what meal
>>201609297*gives you a banana*good job
need a hobbyany suggestions?
>>201609260so you walk around with a dirty smelling arse all day?
>>201609260wrong
>>201609242da fuck toilberg gon' do?
>>201609346youtube sex arse reviewer
>>201609346posting the same thing on /brit/ day after day?
>>201609346bouldering
>>201609346rock climbing
>>201609334is that george floyd
>>201609014If you want to speedrun getting a STI then sure
>>201609346motorcycling or mountain biking if you’re some kind of freak
rorke buying 99% IPA thinking it’s time to get on the cans
Business idea: snackpacks but they're served with pork instead of just beef and chicken
remember that hit up and coming pornstar who committed suicide because of bullying she received after flashing her boobies at a george floyd protest
>>201609346stone skpping
get the fucking bread defrosted me lad
>>201609332basmati rice + shredded chicken breast + tuna + bacon + sweetcorn + peas, chicken stock into the mix with some cheese on top then in the oven to finish pretty balanced macros and about 450-500kcal per servingbreakfast lunch and dinner
thawing a poo
amazon delivery just got me killed
putting rorke in the ulez
How do I stop being such a timid bitch.
car broke down so will have to walk a good couple of miles to the shop for steamingtoil tonight
>>201609380its a george floyd anti homeless bench lol
sackedtranny and diego should fuck then they wouldn't shit up this thread with incel nonsense
>>201609454not got a bike?
>>201609431sounds rank tb h
the i need a hobby post has been made about 30 times in the last two weeks and always gets lots of repliespeople love to tlak about their hobbies and suggest them to others i suppose
>>201609457Americans be like
>>201609485?
>>201609457strange post
>>201609450ever try drug induced mania? works for me
just got milk on my keyboard
Big fat belly next to my cock makes it look smaller than it actually is :/
>>201609495yeah but I left it at toil like a muppet this is all my own doing as well, car broke down because I didn't check the oil reaping what I sow as it were
>>201609502its not too bad but yknow its not junk food and its p boring
>>201609450tried growing a pair?
>>201609510yeah it's my gimmick.
>>201609539man milk?
Get them hobbiesGet them housedGet them wanked off
new cars not even ulezfuck you sadiq i wont drive the shitty eurobox
>>201609548>this is all my own doing as well, car broke down because I didn't check the oilgrim, its over
>spam something for weeks>yeah thats mine>its my gimmickmiss when memes were organic
bedroom isn't smelly. my problem is it gets extremely dusty since I only clean it when it gets bad
2 litres of Pepsi Max is my limitI've hit the wallGot the Pepsi spasms like crazy
just woke up
>>201609570what? aren't diesels from like 2010 or something fine?
Wonder if yanks know that all our roads and cars are in mph like them and not km/h like europe
>>201609607yeah diesels from 2016 which cost a fortunemines from 2011
i'm not even that fat, I'm 83kg, bulking to about 86-87 then cutting to low bodyfat, I have bad body proportions and fat depoists all on the love handles/tits
>>201609599my room is both smelly and dusty
dindins
>>201609640mate sorry there is no way you go to the gym
>>201609659its just skinny wrists, nothing can be done about that
>>201609599it gets dusty under my bed and it's a pain to clean
>>201609650this says a lot about our society
>>201609638oh right
>>201609640why are you cutting when you're so weakyou should just be lean gaining with your newbie gains you are a stickand 83kg is fucking fat for those tiny arms unless you're above 6'5
>>201609650poor puppy :(
>>201609640Your forearm is as thick as your bicep and you can see your tits through your shirt
>>201609640Stop wearing polo shirts, they look awful.
bloke wears khakis *skull*
How will you react when an NHS bureaucrat enters your place of work and says it's time for your health MOT?
insomnia is beyond a joke now, i haven't slept for more than 2 hours at a time in over a week
>>201609640so this is rorke
>>201609677your wrists are the least of your problems you dont evne look skinny fat you look chubby fattbf your horrible fitting clothes might make it worse but it's hard to tell if it's just because you have a really badly proportioned body (no hate) or just you buy really ill fitting clotheslike look at that shirtit's tight as fuck around your arms and then baggy as fuck around your middlejust bizarre
>>201609014post nut clarity hits diff after you've had a raw go on a girl off the apps
Carefully crafting my new persona
>>201609716
>>201609640Man looks like he lives on a diet of wotsits and robinsons squash and goes to the gym just to play badminton
>>201609677mate you're in denial
diegoat going in 2 footed there tbf
>>201609808?
>>201609638>>201609570Mental how the Labour goverment he was a part of as Transport Minister pushed diesel like mad around the late 2000s and now the very people who bought those cars in good faith believing it was the right thing to do are now being financially punished for by the very people who told them to do it Simply staggering that more is not made of thisPoliticians need to be [redacted]
>>201609726have you tried counting sheep x
>>201609640>bulking to about 86-87 then cutting to low bodyfatJust cut now
>>201609766amerirorke sitting on the mexican border
>>201609726have you been to a doctor?
wildly unpredictable, me
i got that summertime summertime sadness suh suh summertime summertime sadness
>>201609836the dream
>clean flat>track caloriesuh, what other chores do i need to do?
>>201609716probably hide in the toilet
>>201609855get them housedget them wanked
>>201609827...yh>>201609838>wait 3 weeks for an appointment>have to pay a $70 co-pay>get told there's nothing they can dono thanks
Diego squatting naked over a mirror to check if he's still a virgin
>>201609876???????
>>201609855wank your willy so you don’t send desperate whilst doing solodrinkingtoilgot to keep the libido depressed like
listening to racist musicreading racist bookswatching racist movies
Shouldn't have eaten those cereal bars last night
>>201609640>everyone grilling this guy when he's probably fitter than 90% of the threadBitter little virgin hours
diego replying to this post
cant decide whether to get steaming or poo steaming
the gaels still occupy northern britannia
im sorry i wasnt there to house them
>>201608518sydney sweeney is not famous in south koreaso i don't know why this american actress is an ambassador for samsungshe has been to south korea several times, and there were no her fans in icn to welcome heremma myers is much famous hereshe and her sis speaks korean fluentlybecause her grandparents and mother lived in busan for a long time
>>201609915he probably does have the average brit body type yes doesn tmean it's not hideous in both fashion and build
how do i clean my flat
Get the housedGet them chipsGet them ginGet them wanked off
>>201609922?
>>201609905have been listening to german marching bands on every run since the riots it motivates me
>>201609942why are foreigners so convinced we want to hear about their dull country's lore
>>201609942I don't know who she is either
How can I refer to female waitresses in a casual friendly way?I often call young male waiters "boss" or "mate," but I'm not sure what equivalent terms would be appropriate for women
how do i get a flat
>>201609973howling done him
walking racistly
>>201609875you have to wait 3 weeks in australia too? thought we were the only shithole that had that problem
>>201609984sugar tits
>>201609945diego what's your favourite part of the painting?
>>201609951
>>201609984i just call them sugartits
time for daily sports direct mug of tea
>>201609942*unzips bwc*See anything you like?
No more vodka. No more kebabs. No more waking up at 2pm. No more living in a pigsty. This ends NOW (next weekend).
>>201609984i struggle with similar reservations, no matter what you call a woman there's always going to be some bitch out there who will be arbitrarily offended by it
>>201609984Just say "excuse me, have you got a minute?"
>>201609984just say babe but say it slightly gayly so they cant call you out or be known as homophobic >>201609999idk not really thought aobut it in terms of what's my favourite parti think the geometry of the room is coolbut the main event is jesus look at himour lord and saviour blessed be he
crawling up the stairs on all fours racistly
>>201609994hes talking shiti might have to wait a week to bulk bill but if im paying anywhere near $70 copay im getting in tomorrow and im telling them i want whitey no chang or ngubu
>>201609984hiya love x
>>201609984"love"Only works if you're northern though
how do vacuum then clean with a damp cloth, or vice versa?
sick of seeing everyone get wanked off except meillegal to be English in England nowadays
>>201609640your arms and hands are so tiny, like a womans
https://www.ikea.com/gb/en/p/tossberg-langfjaell-conference-chair-gunnared-beige-white-s69567335/the new desk chair as it were
only need 1-2 of the /brit/ autists to pick up on my gimmiques and I basically run the general
>illegal to be English in England nowadaysomg i was literally just saying this down the pub
>>201610017You should be drinking gin instead of vodka, much better for the anglo man's constitution.
we can do it too bros follow lord miles
"get them wanked off" is vying for gimmick of 2024 imo
>>201610104Gin is vile.
can you freeze houmous?
>>201610104have been on the gin a lot more this summer than usual weird that
>>201610047Good way to get cardio in.
>>201610102spaedo
Kier Starmer is planning on opening borders between the UK and EU but claims this does not violate the previous negotiations because it will only apply to a select groupSo in other words young people now have to compete with all of Europe, Asia, and Africa to work at McDonalds
>>201610136cardio is antiracist
hate cleaning the cunting bathroomwhen i next move, im getting a place with a walk-in shower and flat glass panels.
>>201610150that select group is wogs coming to the uk from europe
name my band /b/rit
>>201610122Yes
>>201609927Yes they arrived over 2000 years ago mate and used to occupy the south too
>>201609984Whats wrong with lass
>>201610104my grandpa used to say you can always smell a gin drinker
Got to go out for lunch with my sister on Sunday
>>201610153is lifting pro-racist?
>>201610122this guys freezing homos
might get the lawns mowed, y'knowget it done
>>201610150If I was under 30 I'd be thanking him for getting me out of this shithole
>>201610175get a steam cleaner
>>201610101180 quidfucking dogshit
lifelong “lesbian” NEET friend confessed i “make her feel some type of way”unsure of what to do with this information
>>201610224and your sister is going out for lunch with her brother on Sundaysorry, that was mean
midnightparkrun tomorrowdoubt ill make itmight just go for a long run instead
>>201610246get her shagged you mongo
not sure what drinks to buyconsidering a crate of birra morreti or asahi and possibly a cheap bourbon
>>201610224will you wear a cute dress to mog her and get all the attention from the guys, she'd be seething lmao
>>201609984mate
>>201610246Get her housedGet her wanked off
Last time I went out with my sister she asked if I had autism because I kept talking to the pigeons and magpies like seasideMARK does.
tbf housing slags is exactly what brit needs to do
greggs poo bap
>>201610280why not fed?
Haven’t ran since PE in high school. Worried I’ve forgotten how
there is nothing wrong with making fun of the mentally retarded if they are above a certain IQ levelfor example sacked tranny thinks he's a woman and he's at least 80-90 IQ so therefore it's perfectly acceptable to make fun of him
>>201610308Easy there Pierce.
>>201610308theyre putting little white girls in the kebab meat theyre fine
>>201610317he's learning judo and russian mate don't forget that
new>>201608677>>201608677
>>201610321oh i do like that post
have to dust a bunch of shelves full of junk that I have to move out of the way fuck off
>>201610352>>201610352>>201610352
