Get them housed edition
right
>>201610352whats this one of those jewish muslamic types
>>201610459looks syrian
>>201610488looks bloody sharingan judging by what shes squiggled on the board behind her
>>201610513oh you're a far right
all in here lads:>>201608677>>201608677>>201608677
>>201610352built for BMC (Big Maronite Cock)
>>201610546get them housed in my smeggy bedroom if there fit
Business idea: Tinder for desperate, ugly people with very low standards
see when an estate agent settles on a buyer and about to sign contract and someone comes in late with an astronomical bid do they ditch the first guy regardless of how far along it got or do they still have to stick to it and just commit mass suduku in the office because they sealed the deal too early and lost out on a load of money
Feel ashamed that while I shagged many white women, a non-white did definitely slip in there No condoms and no prozzies I am a wogshagger
this is the thread
You lot crack me ^ Especially DIEGO
Worried about my bum hole not being moist
>>201613078mm let me hark tuer on that thang ;)
>>201613207Yes you bloody well are you little weasel
Saluting William calley in the in memorandum section of the new years coverage for 2024/5
>>201613053haha thanks mate>>201611561that is TINDEr haha
got a fucking 'ard on
hawk the herald angels tuah
Diego sticking a spoon up his arse to make sure there isn't any cum in there
Wonder how many sheilas get into equestrian arts for the fashion
>>201613301project on
*enters /birp/*
The henry morton scranley
someone make a real new with the official naming convention
>>201613335corr lush
this nigga eatin beans
listening to cliff piltchard
Are the God of War games good?
so... plans for the weekend, /brit/?
>>201613279heh
>>201613335Eat that literally daily, except with a dollop of mayonnaise and a bit of a stir. Quite peng teebeeaitch
>>201613370ps2 ones?
>>201613395the whole franchise I guess, I haven't played any of them
>>201613387might leave the housegot ot he fieldif i feel up to it haha
if you eat poo do you poo out poo
>>201613437it makes food
which Greek am I meant to start with
>>201613420first 3 games are really good, didn't play the new ones
WHERE DID YOU LEARN YOUR TRADEYOU STUPID CUNTYOU IDIOT
>>201613488Heraclitus
Spent half an hour trying to take a picture of myself where I don't look like a nonce or a chud.Given up.
Feeling low today
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DiegoHero
>>201613488they didn't tell you?you have to start with PIEs now
>>201613488salad
Seriously though why are we governed by such no fun allowed dickheads
>>201613542not a hero lad that's silly talk
>>201613488chicken gyros are a good entry point for Greek food
>>201610385janny this is an NSFW drawing!!!!!
Learning how to make pottery so I can be useful to the tribes that take over these isles when civilisation collapses so they don't off me and eat me
don't get any visitors to the house
loads to do before signing off for holiday but sat here shitposting instead
Do I move to China, Japan or Korea?
>>201613587because of the bell curvemanaged decline from here on out
>wasn't worth posting off-topic the first time either
>>201613078Getting a bidet attachment to my toilet changed my life (added an extra half-minute to my daily routine; with no measurable effect to my health, comfort, or happiness).
>>201613622are you doing a staycation
>>201613622where you going on your holibobs lad?
>>201613666for what
>>201613587Started when Blair had his private war with salt in the 90s and heart attacks decreased in the UK, now that's opened a door for successive government to ban anything fun because the ends justify the means. Won't be long until our time in the sun is rationed to ensure that skin cancer is kept down to protect RHNS.
keep a couple beers in the fridge in case a mate comes round
rgb sex arse
any lyonel feiningermen in?>>201613731lmao state of this blog on
>>201610352Test
>>201613666
>>201613696>>201613681Mallorca desuJust easy innitJust want to sit on a nice beach, eat some nice grilled fish, drink some nice cold beer and shag the mrs in a nice big bedNothing fussy
>>201613717tbf our country has an obesity crisis and some strict measures are necessary to fight it
>>201613751yup we're destroying themcricket is coming home
>>201613759Chinese one is pengestIf you think otherwise youre a paedo
Ravaging a peanut butter har as we apeak
>>201613763Love the scene Hate the filetype gif is so bloated it's unreal
burying my face in my catbergs chubby belly and talking absolute gibberish to him while he watches confused but happy
>>201613791stop eating and drinking slop simple as
>>201613703forever.>>201613759Sorry I should have clarified, didn't know you were in the thread. I am not a nonce.
>>201613759They all look the same
>>201613785sounds grand that does mate
me life is over
Have a wank! Have two!
>>201613815see catberg?
>>201613666Move to Manchuria
As soon as I apply any filter on a job site either none of the jobs disappear or all of them doThey're all so poorly made
Beer for teaFour cans of premium continental lager
Cats and cat owners are disgusting
Never felt betterGot no job on the line
Canadians and canadian owners are disgusting.
>>201613852It's almost as if the only jobs in this country are "runt work 20 hours a week minimum wage" or "highly specific specialised job role £32k a year"
>>201613877
>>201613852Maybe they just apply the no knobheads filter when you log in
had a carvery already today and im hungry again. thats the problem with beer. makes me hungry.
https://youtu.be/H4k2Rt2Ae1E?si=rfdgErGy5QUyxFgf
dalai lama pashing that kid was such a massive fuck up lmao
Lord Jesus Christ, Son of God, have mercy on me, a sinner.
pet leaf gnawing on me desk legs
Refuse to use job sitesRefuse to use dating appsDone with woke internet
Brits should all move to Newfoundland
>>201613942Obviously you didn't have enough seconds with your carvery
Need an /int/ernational friend I can drink with every weekend before I get too old to healthily drink
>>201613955NoAll landlords go to hell no exceptions
apologise
>>201613759I don't want to sound racist, but she... you know what? I won't say it. I'm living and learning and /brit/ doesn't need to experience my racism.
>>201613969We're saving up for a /brit/ military compound in the heights of Tasmania
>>201610352I wish I was Australian Imagine being able to have the cheapest tickets to Japan
We need to have a very serious conversation about the lateness of my trainIt's 16:55 on a Friday and I'm still in a town that isnt my home
how do i make irl friends.actually, id even take online friends to bridge the gap
>>201613998for what?
>>201613970got to pay for seconds. only got 3 slices of roast beef and one yorkshire pud which is a bit tight but i had broccoli, carrots, parsnips, about 8 roast spuds and a spoon of cauliflower cheese.
>>201614016counterpoint: japanese
>>201613955Sin away, that's what I say. Once your time's up you get thrown in a hole in the ground or burned to cinders, and nobody will give a fuck.
Japan is too easy. Too cheap. Too westernized. I dont want it easy. I want to get kidnapped, held for ransom in a jungle by communists and tortured
>>201614031getting the acolyte cancelled
>>201614051utterly grim
>>201614016not arsed about Japan, me. they are devious evil bastards and they know why.
>>201613832yes mate its the same girl each time, hope this helps x
>>201614026the only way to meet new people is to consistently go somewhere that isn't work or home
Japanese fella cooking his eggs in the bath
>>201614060Myanmar then?
>>201614067True, but that's the reality.
>>201614060I met a man with a machine gun in thailand
>>201614071Good lad. Shant forgive them for you know what.
Might move to Chiba
Favourite ways to refer to a female in a casual and friendly way? For me it's sugar tits, dollface, split arse, sexy pants, bimbo.
would love to be kidnapped and tormented by multiple japanese girls
>>201614034>about 8 roast spudsfat bastard
>>201614040>>201614016Our tickets are cheaperJust ₹30000Though domestic flights are expensive in comparison relatively speaking. Although planes run at loss even at that expensive domestic price and in profit at that cheap international flight. I wonder how that works
>>201614060cambodia
Might move to Chima
shall be on the video games later
Mate has a ladyboy girlfriendNot sure if my mate is straight or gay now
13 terabytes worth of hard drives full, what am i like aha
>>201614079https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Giggling_call_of_a_spotted_hyena_(Crocuta_crocuta)_-_1472-6785-10-9-S4.oga
>>201614143Is she fit?
Might go for a holiday in Cambodia
>>201614143
>>201614130*breathes in**cups hands over mouth*WHO THE FUCK AAAAASKED
>>201614147A deviant nonce freak by the looks of it.
>>201614139factorio my lad?
>>201614130>£272.41 wtf id go every other month
>>201614060
Any pine marten man in? Love mustelids, me.
get the chiv 2 loadedget the agathians decapitatedget the trebuchets destroyedget the cathedral pillagedget the corpse cart moving
Lasses on the train opposite me on the dark fruitsGo ed girls 5pm Friday cider o clock
the wokernet
>>201614161she's grit
>>201614178zero porn in there lad
>>201614202theyre weird this lot cause theyve got proper ears
>>201614147A wind named amnesiaGot it from /t/ , me
>>201613998Mammaries!
>>201614147>steel ball runwhat
>>201614111sex arse
Another gym sesh done
>>201614228What's that mean?
My savings/investments have reached over 100k lads.Cash ISA: 53.5kLifetime ISA: 3.5kStocks and Shares ISA: 7kBonds: 22kPension: 12kCurrent Account/Cash: 3kPretty chuffed tbqh.I live at home but I earn below the average wage. I just save a lot. I'm earning more now than the last few years, so I'm hopefully with a few more years of intense savings, I'll be able to buy a flat around 2029. I've only just started with the Lifetime ISA.I'm convinced this is the only way to actually get wealth these days.
genuine question, is there any way to make sure any GP/Doctor I see or am operated on is white or East Asian
>>201614165Cambodia aint realColumbia aint real
>>201614230miru tights is porn
>>201614148Got a mental sound to share with you, just give me a moment.
>>201614230Maybe, but I bet at least half of that is anime nonce rubbish.
>>201614230He called you a nonce because you watch nonce cartoons
>>201614202Red squirrel tapped out this post
would love to go on a 1 month trip to japan right about nowwould just spend my days wandering.
>>201614147>miru tightsalri exceedingly good taste lad
>>201614111Piss flaps!
>>201614259grim/fit duh
reckon you could pick your cock out of a lineup of other cocks?
Ardougne
>>201614301same but i'm a girl so it probably wouldn't be safe for me haha x
>>201614147get the 86 'orrented
>>201614313Makes sense
>>201614319easily all too familiar with its many quirks and oddities
>>201614264yeah: go private
how much does a pair of tights cost?
>>201614264Go private where a meritocracy still exists to a degree
>>201614329heard its shite
>>201614325shut up cate. we get it. you have a fanny
it's all well and good to be mentally ill, i'm sure most of us who post here are in some capacity, however i'm getting REALLY fed up with schizos making this general their mecca
>>201614336by eyesight only my lad, no touching or feeling
>>201614064wasn't my call bud
>>201614319depends on the angle, I have a distinctive mole nestled in the pubes
>>201614325why wouldn't it be safe?
>>201614340Depends on the tightsCouple of quid to probably hundreds
>>201614319No-one has such a stumpy skinny penis as I
>>201614357>it's all well and good to be mentally illnot sure that's true
>>201614340youd be amazed how much it varies by quality. also pay premium on amazon vs a real shop>>201614361none quite like mine
/brit/ Worms night Saturday
>>201614357On the plus side this has caused me to spend a massively reduced amount of time in this shithole recently.
>>201614344absurd
>>201614413if onlybloody love worms
lads, can anyone recommend a good beard oil? something cheap
get them INget them HOUSEDget them PAIDget them WANKED
>>201614111>split arseeh?
>>201614147Once I was watching Evangelion on syncolau with some /a/ freaks and they all had ultra HD (720p) files and mine was just 38 MB They were left perplexed
>>201614391what is he playing at
going to put bamboo seeds in your nose
how many rorkes do you think got addicted to blacked porn and became trannies
>>201614436yeah
>>201614436Beardo
I LOVE BEING ALIVE I LOVE BEING ALIVE I LOVE BEING ALIVE HELP OTHERS HELP OTHERS HELP OTHERS I LOVE BEING ALIVE!!!
>>201614319So much foreskin it hangs like sleeve of wizard. Would chock any american bird, her mum and grannny. Enough foreskin for each and some more.
ANY RECOMMENDATIONS FOR MY MORRISONS SHOP LADSSSSSSSSSSSSSS?
might start learning magic tricks
>>201614462not nearly as many rorkes as leftypols
Got loads of video games but i dont play any. Too busy gooning
>>201614496kek this is NOT me
>>201614462I reckon it's exceedingly rare in reality <100 - but when it does happen it appears everywhere because of how uncommon it is
how do you get all gold medals on the Pokemon Emerald Battle Frontier?
>>201614501marmite crisps
liking the new bike tyres
Doctor Poo
>>201614504For your next trick you should try and make your virginity disappear
>>201614501bottle of vimto
>>201614544BUYING MARMITE DON'T WANT MARMITE CRISPS THOUGHACTUALLY BUYING MORRISONS OWN YEAST EXTRACTWHOLE POUND CHEAPER GERRIN
>>201614319genitalwartberg got me on the ropes so yeah i imagine so
>>201614540Gamefags won't do
>>201614570you don't have to shout lad, i can hear you just fine
>>2016145013 of them.
>>201614559ScroeoeMwEAAMINGF IRIEUEU37E ODMS
>Two men in court accused of city centre rapehttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c703nnyx7l1o
>>201614319Definitely my willy is VERY weird looking and also miniscule
>>201614615stupid slag
>>201614561not a fan>>201614588sorry>>201614589hahah rollito! sound fun to be fair. might get one cos 6 quid is a lot to spend on something i might not like
Prime Minister Rishi Sunak looks at a CD of music offered to patients while they have MRI scans during a visit to Oldham Community Diagnostic Centre (2023)
Investigating where all my fucking money is going
>>201614606>Fahim Khan>Zaid ZahirAh yes
>>201614606of course it's ethnics
>>201614615lovely lady
>>201614629not nice
>>201614589absurd price
VERY EXCITED FOR the tor browser wank TONIGT
>>201614615burnt boobies :(
Done her
>>201614606>Khan and Zahir, who had both been studying at York College, confirmed their names and addresses with the assistance of an interpreterhowling
>>201614606sir woke mobber will ensure this goes straight down the memoryhole
bbq shapes up the arse
>>201614647seems like a lost golden age nowmaybe old man rishi wasn't so bad after all
>>201614615daft bint
>>201614688tranny flag so loses automatically
>>201614647Hes so autistic i miss him ruining our country
>Fahim Khan>Zaid Zahir
>>201614668Would be far more cost effective to buy a block of cheddar, nice bit of chorizo and make them yourself.
>>201614615idiotic trollop
The original blade runner is so good the newer one sucks
/trans/ has made a £1.7m offer for Diego on Deadline Day We're forced to accept it
>>201614606didnt expect names like that
Mental how much of this could have been avoided if Milliband won.
>>201614615foolish wench
>>201614647Big fan of that time he looked at some bread in Morrisons
howling at the top of my lungs and throwing my poo about my runt cage
>>201614647banging tracklist
>>201614773You know they made it all up right? None of it was real. Pure fiction.
2017 was 7 years ago2012? 12 years
>>201614807alri bobby sands
>>201614820Yeah get that on driving down to the south of france
I hate that I am a failed normie no matter I what I do I feel isolated and lonely
>>201614615>slightly sunburned milkers
>>201614773was overrated
>>201614777Chelsea has just offered £107m and 450k a week.
>>201614800>WHITE PEOPLE EAT THIS CRAP??
>>201614800for me it's when he played darts
>>201614773Content with a hd scale up and a celebration night with the theme of 40 years since the release or summat
might ask the proto gf what her vagoo smells like
>>201614777offer them our janny on loantell them we'll pay half his wages
>>201614734always thought she was dead pretty this lass what does the cooking
>>201614876Luke :)
>>201614826how'd you work that one out?
if kier starmer had dog poo thrown at him id laugh
where is tobuscus
>>201614917Got a name
>>201614948what about nigel farage
She wants a man who splutters and choked whenever he inhales second hand cigarette smoke
Only let the funny brown people who do funny things inThe ones who are just ugly or anti social shouldnt be
>>201614919
>>201614857*hugs*you always have friends on /brit/
would love to just live in the middle of the desert and have everything helicoptered to me
Fella across the way wearing leggings and a cowboy hatThinks he's Russell brand
>>201614877they must be big fans of mo over there
>>201614968yeh I do everyone does what of it
>>201614996no you wouldn't
>>201614973KTIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
>>201614970yeah probably but it wouldnt as funny as Rishi throwing his poo on kier
niggerising around
love browsing the islam and progressive islam subreddits
Deano kino
>>201614968hijab I think
>>201615028ha yeah like how funny little monkeys do
>>201615003You're scared of him. That's why you're telling us rather than having a go directly at him
>>201615016
>>201615051Why would I have a go at him?
>>201614086cope
Nigel Farage is gigabased so to speak.
>>201615017yes i would would get satellite internet and have a massive silo of distilled water that i'd get restocked every yearwould honestly do it if money were no object
Dude, get your smelly cancer stick outta my face
rorke wheeling about in his niggerbility scooter
>>201615059
Would shag Noel Gallagher's daughter rotten
>>201615039is the reg meant to say "ASBO"?
>>201615047haha like those cheeky monkeys in india
>>201615065You wouldn't. You're scared of him, as now established 3 times over. Actually trembling at the thought of it
Niggardly tar baby
Ridhu sunak breod
>>201615086it's just him with stupid eyebrows
>>201615086Noels daughter Notits
would it be OK if i make the new thread?
Am officially a landlord, just bought a rental flat. One step closer to leaving the wage cage for good.
Diego has transferred to the after life on a free
>>201615149Yeah go on then. Just this once though
>>201615150hope it burns down
>>201615182>>201615182>>201615182
Someone make a real one
>>201615150Hope you get shit tenants who fuck the place up.
>>201615190Not on really
>>201615150hope you only rent out to whites
not real brit, fuck off
>>201615207This lad >>201615149 is on it
>>201615150blocked my pipes with poo again send out a plumber now or im not paying rent and will sell all the copper in the house
Would you rather be Welsh or Irish?
>>201615221>>201615221
>>201615303taff
