Friendly reminder that lions don't concern themselves with the opinions of sheep
>*POOS ON YOUR ENTIRE COUNTRY*
>>201608740.>i thought that was modi or whatever his name is
>>201608677This doesn't happen unless you live in Bongistan
https://x.com/notfarleftatall/status/1829462605401915467
>>201608677this doesn't happen in Bongistan
we're all in here>>201610352>>201610352>>201610352
>Canadian flag OP>Indonesian flag linking it190 thread
>>201610263 #>>201610280 #thing is i genuinely treasure our friendship because she’s my only friendfeel if i play into this and did theoretically fuck her it would end up ruining our friendship
Need barry stanton back stat
>>201610435he's also made another thread with an aussie VPN and is linking it in this thread with a british flaglad has gone fucking nuts
>>201608677then 11:30 the company goes bankrupt and closes because jeets ran it into the ground
>>201608677lmao this is rorke
bit bored of wanking to the same camgirls
Post webems
banning greggs to reduce the burden on rnhs
how do i get a gf who looks like this?
>>201610521be black
>>201610521Come live your myth with me in Oregon I'll be your wingman
what do normal people do on the weekends?
>>201610505
>>201610561spend time with their gfs/wives, friends, and family
save r/nhs
>>201610561gftoilit's exhausting
>>201610561dog walks, coffee shops, house bits, DIY, films
>>201610573bet she has a lovely hairy butthole too
insane how good the wanking material on tiktok is
>>201610521disgusting
>>201610558>fish & chipsvgh.. home
wtf does rodent men mean
15 year old girl stabbed to death by 17 year old african migrant who she had reported to the police for stalking her but they said they couldnt do anything you wont hear about holly newton in a keir starmer press conference
the lads
>>201610641mousey and me gwan make it
>>201610641look in the mirror jeff
>>201610644leftypol turning a blind eye to this
>>201610621alright mr gay faggot poofter queer bender
would love to own/learn how to ride a motorcycle.they're just scary. don't trust other people to not kill me. imagine going for a cruise on a motorbike for an hour or so. must be so relaxing.
starmer just told the press he's banning smoking in pub gardens because it 'causes preventable deaths'pretty much exactly what muh far right has been saying migration causesit feels like hes unironically trying to bait people, why the hell is this where hes going and why is he using such inflammatory rhetoric to do it
might do a purchasehttps://www.dunelm.com/product/archie-ergonomic-office-chair-1000188732?defaultSkuId=30731074
>>201610644where's it been released that he was African?
>>201610689I had a moped for the ages of 16-18, never got the full license but nipping about on my 125 was pretty sweetlive in the arsehole of nowhere as well so it was necessary and the roads were all clear and big sweeping corners and that
lefypol's party for working people
>>201610689yeah mental imagine not being massive pussy
the trvke that killed sciencetards
>>201610689It's peng. Start today. Most danger motorcyclists get into is self-inflicted.
starmer looks like richard spencer, upvote if you agree
>>201610744one of the first things mumberg told me when I moved out was to never rent a flat from an Asian
>>201610689well yea that's the most common reasons most people don't ride them
rorke starting on his own reflection
>>201610748doesnt seem like a particularly christian standpoint
>>201610736they released a video of what preceded the attack (where a 15 year old girl was stabbed 36 times for rejecting a '''''''17 year old''''''' - see 28 year old asylum seeker's - advances and its pretty clear
>>201610781mine told me to never rent
fucking hate motorcycles the risk of using them, the personalities that like them, the annoyance of them on the roadAnd they're easy to steal. No upside to owning one at all
know nothing about bikes but id like one like this
>>201610769how many children have you or a unit you were a part of murdered
>>201610812just buy a flat when you're 18 yeah
>>201610825Just say you are afraid.
uk roads are too congested and dangerous to ride a motorbike safely.
>need to do a captcha to even READ 4chan these dayswhat the fuck is horishimoot doing?
>>201610866>flatit was a two-bed end of terrace at 23
>>201610796>no videook rorke
LoveRachelle2’s poop is as good as it gets in my experience. Maybe I’m nostalgic since hers was my first, but I’ve ordered many loads from many ladies and hers is always unbelievably delicious. Smells amazing, lovely texture, always has a little surprise inside for me to nibble on. I swear one time it tasted like a slightly salty chocolate pretzel. Buy it. You will not be disappointed. Except maybe the wait, because so many people want her poo!
>>201610857not enough
I ended up being so happy to have ordered Mistress Rachelle’s raw poop. First she is very hygenicly conscience, her poop came in a sealed plastic container that then was vacuum sealed itself. So it was as fresh and clean as the day she dropped it. And as we all know her shit looks so enticing as it come out of her glorious Ass!I followed Her instructions in Her video of “Eat My Shit Step by Step”. I started by sniffing Her Food, it had a very mild, pleasant, natural scent and a nice dark green color. Then as She suggests I picked up a nice sized Piece, put it in my mouth and started sucking on it. That gave a hint of it’s wonderful flavor to come. Then biting the piece and moving it around my mouth covering all my taste buds, I knew I was in for such a pleasant tasty meal. I chewed it up mushing it into all my teeth and swallowed, and immediately grabbed two more pieces chewing them completely to enjoy the taste before swallowing. I then, as She instructed, licked her soft beautiful log with a firm tongue to scoop up some. A little different taste but just as delicious. I then picked up a good piece of the log, bit into it to fill most of my mouth, and mushed it all around the whole area of my mouth; roof, sides, gums, everywhere.I was planning on making two “snacks” of her shit but it was so wonderfully delicious I ate it all in one. Also I enjoyed a bottle of her “first in the morning piss” throughout the meal.Needless to say I did not eat or drink anything for hours after dining on Her Treat to savor the taste for as long as I could.This was my first time ordering her “Raw Poop”; but I will now become a regular customer, ordering at least once a month!!
>>201610825Cope. They're fun. People don't ride because they're scared of crashing
>>201608740He got killed>>201602774
the new swedes look like THIS?!?!? bye mom!
What's happening?
>>201611074nm bbz u?
Thing with motorcycles is that you can be as careful as you like and do as much defensive driving as you like but other road users are morons and the odds are against you over time. Eventually a moron will get you.Same as a driver obviously but at least then you're in a car.
If we stop measuring everything in moneyWe end up making a lot of money
>>201611074trannardwanktoil
>>201611092Fuck all. Bored
>>201611086wasn't worth posting off-topic the first time either
>>201608740Why did he do it bros
>>201611002this nigga in delaware
so bored just want to get poo steaming now
>>201611103just ride them like you're in a car, none of that weaving shit
>>201611111That's a disgusting way to spend your time. You should be ashamed
>>201611074vtuber watchtoil
>>201608677You do be like that, lmao
>>2016104352 more weeks and /brit/ will be full of 190s
went into town to look for a sofa in charity shopsone was alright looking, leather, but I was too nervous so I left the shop without saying anything. Might go back tomorrow and enquire about it (if it's still there). There was a 3-seater and a 2-seater totalling £460 but I think I will just ask if I can have the 2-seater on it's own (for £200)>blog onI will thanks
>>201611175non-fault car accidents still happen thougheverbeitexcept if you're in a non-fault motorcycle accident you die
just been into town and bought every sofa in all the charity shopsmight chuck 'em in a lake
got my final commit of the day ready to gonot going to push it until 4pm though so it looks like I worked until the end of the day
>>201611186name on diego
>>201611306blog on you boring bastard
>>201611306mong
>>201611306ktimexcept I have 2 PRs waiting on tests so I can blame them for not checking anything in and save the next ticket for monday
>>201611306how about your commit a dark fruits and push it down your hatch as it were
>>201611301be nice for the fish to have somewhere to rest
there's just nothing to do near mebeen to all the interesting national trust placesa good hike is like a 1hr30m drive away from metown centre is dead, like i need any shopping anywaynothing on at cinema
tiresome hearing poofters drone on about the dangers of motorcyclingcan just tell they live a vegan lifestyle devoid of anything enjoyableno drinking, no drugs, no shagging randos, no red meat
>>201611229look on freecycle, places like british heart foundation always overprice
Pulp were better Then Oasis/Blur (that order) Then the rest of them like Kula Shaker and Elastica
>>201611385laugh every time i remember the follow up showing where they are now
>>201611420link?
cycling is also far more dangerous than driving but you never hear virgins bang on about it
>>201611411What about Suede
>>201611386I had a look on facebook marketplace, some very nice stuff on there to be fairbut I'm too nervous to message someone and meet them off there. I'm not a well man, mentally. Also I'd need to rent a van for something like that. When you factor in the day's cost of rental + petrol it seems easier to get one from a charity shop delivered
>>201611439you do actuallyquite often in fact
>>201611385god i wish i had hair not even a batty just jealous of the hair
>>201611350audibly hmmed at this postnever given it much thought but fish must get tired fins and need a lie down
>>201611462They were fune but essentially culture vultures who were older that the rest I'd put them alongside Stone Roses and those, proto-Britpop
>>201611439
Thinking of taking viagra before going to the gym
>>201611492you seen how tranners regrow their hair? might be the way to go
People only want to see Oasis to say they were there. No one actually wants to hear geriactric Noel and Liam do a tribute act of their past selves.
>>201611462A nothing band
i dont like cycling on the road to be fair. try to stick to a cycle path where possible.
>>201611499I think they just swim forever lest they get eaten. Also the swimming forces oxygen through their gills so they need to keep doing that.
>>201611492the sugar gel mate. dont worry. the sugar gel soon.
>>201611531Wear grey joggers and give women eye contact
z>201611535>People only want to see Oasis to say they were thereA phenomenon unique to Oasis and unique to this generation No-one did this before with other bands!!!!!!!!!!!
>>201611411pulp > blur > oasis for menot to say i dislike any of them
any Hull men in?
>>201611582thinking it'll give me a sick pump, if I'm not turned on I shouldn't get a boner
saw pulp's 10 year reunion at leeds fest 2011 and crowd surfed 5 (five) times until i got shuttled off to the medical tent for being too drugged up but i was actually just young and drunk kek
Just had some jeera soda AMA
>>201611606herethey call me the hull bull
>>201611385Far right is genuinely identical to me - except I'm a few pounds porkier
>>201611634>poundsFOY
schizos who think everyone is secretly a /brit/ personality are worse than the actual personalities themselves
mustard on my sandwiches, very yummy
>>201611562>scientists at the University of Sheffield and COMSATS University in Pakistannow im not saying id house the pakis to get my hair back but im considering it
>>201611628Why are you Indian?
>>201611651shut up spaedo
might start doing pushups on a regular basis. maybe even buy a pullup bar.
>>201611595I thought these were drinks
>>201611666you wont do either of those things
>>201611595Pulp certainly released the single best album of Britpop
>>201611657Asked God to drop me in the main character country
genuinely mentally insane how badly i've bollocksed up my one and only chance at life on this earth
crazy to think about iti've lived through it, you've lived through it, we've all lived through it in a shared generational sense. hull evolving from a meme to one of the trendiest places to be.
>>201611548it's ok near me as i live in a small town and commute to neighbouring towns, couldn't imagine doing it in somewhere like london
Not gay but I did have a proper good wank to that James Charles video.
Orc women and orc children murdered by men of the West
Pulp were exclusively for contrarians. If someone says that Pulp were better than Blur/Oasis then you know absolutely everything about them in an instant. Desperately insecure, desperate for approval, desperate to be seen as better despite having a colossal inferiority complex, probably reads The Guardian and gets really snotty about Football and politics, just rancid little skidmarks on the underwear of soceity. Pulp were a 6/10 band at best - and there biggest song was about how much they hated middle class wankers larping as working class... despite being working class workers who larped as being working class.... says it all really
>despite being working class workers who larped as being working classyou've bottled it mate
>>201611694ever seen jarvis cocker's interview where they ask him about how he feels that people say common people started britpop im pretty sure he just went>they do>oooh dear
anyone else just bored with life?
>>201611778Liking Blur over oasis is itself contrarianhttps://youtu.be/UsXioRxVGO8?si=nECLCW1q0TZiOKC0
wtf its transfer deadline day?
When I was a fresher at Uni there was a girl I liked so we spent a night together and had some drinks. Then she came back to my flat, we kissed for a while but I realised I thought she was disgusting. She slept in my bed and left in the morning but I refused to try to do anything kind of sexual. Now almost a decade later im still a virgin.
yeah well the song you're thinking of is called chelsea dagger
christ I need a sofastanding here like a mong, feet hurting. A man needs a place to sit down.
>>201611866That's quite gay
need a fucking hobby
migrate lads>>201610352>>201610352>>201610352
the last bastion of the white man
Business idea: shagging FtM women up the arse until they decide the minge is easier and drop the whole charade
>>201611778
>>201611916Would do but I'm opposed to that sort of thing
>>201611866In what way did you think she was digusting? Should have got her pumped.
>>201611916Kier Starmer be like>
surprised how obsessed British media, people, headlines, conversations still are with Oasis. Goes to show you that culturally the U.K. is disabled and hasn't made any progress for 30 years. Gorillaz is probably the last innovative music project we've seen.
imagine oasis forced blur and pulp to support them as the final humiliation ritual
>>201611535Genuinely think at least 30% are going in the hopes of seeing a bust-up on stage.
watching that geowizard video where he is attempting to do the straight line challenge across england. his wife and his mate meet him in the car at certain checkpoints along the journey.his mrs is 100% getting shagged rotten in that car while he walks across fields and forests in a completely straight line like some sort of autist, and he’s completely unaware kek
>>201611535so true is that fella
>>201611938irish diaspora run the media
>>201611778just like the music moreim more likely to put on weeds than parklife, different class than definitely maybe etc
>>201611938stormzy
SUNS OUT, BUMS OUT
>>201611955It's time to put the porn down mate
big american TITTIES cousin!
>>201611955the whole thing feels pointless if they just meet him in the car daily and he sleeps there, has food etc
>>201611866yeh that usually happens if your gay mate unlucky for you
you do wonder how much infidelity really goes onit's sad really
Remember that tune 2 plus 2 is 4 minus 3 that's 1 quick maths. Now that was a proper British tune that
Had my first boxing lesson today, the instructor told me I'm a natural with good instincts
>>201612014they should make it illegal
need some fucking friendsmight download bumble
still can't get over youtube going pink
anyone coming to my gig tonight then?
Hope the hungarian woman with massive tits is working at the local tonight
see when an estate agent settles on a buyer and about to sign contract and someone comes in late with an astronomical bid do they ditch the first guy regardless of how far along it got or do they still have to stick to it and just commit mass suduku in the office because they sealed the deal too early and lost out on a load of money?
>>201612026before you signed up for the direct debit yeah
>>201612042yeahplaying any oasis numbers?
>>201612042fat ugly gay lad LIVE?yep booked my tickets weeks ago
>>201612000https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sn6xCFEDcUk
>>201612026some people are born to box
>>201612075you go and it is just a mirror on the stage
>>201612042Where you playing?
you're in the wrong thread you fucking idiots
>>201612069yeah we're doing mr brightside and chelsea dagger
>>201612026That should keep you coming back and paying him money
honestly insane how hard some spice girls songs goit was girlpop, in your face
Had my first prostitute visit today, the girl told me I'm handsome with a big cock
how do i make gamer friends
>>201612113howling
just remembered thishttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/zBBY3bMokG8
Had my first day as the newly hired deputy sheriff todayThe nigger told me he couldn't breathe
>>201612064>>201612137You're just coping because you know I'll be knocking you out and banging your sister in 3 months
>>201612147Can't be done anymore. VOIP is dead. Dedicated servers are dead. The only place you can really make friends anymore is on Discord - and that's just a den of leftypol tranny groomers.
>>201612201lol good one saar
>>201612056mate if a contract hasn't been signed it doens't mean diddly squat
actually a good modern fable isn't it?narcissus but he hates the sound of his gimp voice echoed back and he thinks the man in the reflection looks like a spastic unkempt dickhead
>>201612142handsomebigcocklad loves his prostitutes
I dont have a gf and it's all YOUR fault
prozzer invited me out for breakfast tomorrow
>>201612207ayemiss the days of counter strike sourcehad irl friends to play games with after that, but we've all fallen out of contactwould love some friends to play IRL games with, LAN styleor maybe im just yearning for the past
Love throwing in a "!" in my teams messages. Shows that I'm an easy and light hearted bloke.
giving up takeaways might have one every 6 months or so but theyre just too much money aren't they?
new gf seems to really like giving rimjobs lads
>>201612289fish sandwich is it
just left negative feedback
japanse people have more freedom than british people
just like that episode of Frasier where Niles goes on a date with a prostitute but doesn't realise she's a prostitute and he keeps extending the date, turning it into a long weekend etcgood episode, that
Feet smell like old cheese :/
>>201612316>too much moneylol, lmao even
>>201612319bet she's licked other mens pooey bumholes and you've kissed her ewwwwwww!!!
>>201612340ever do a footbath?
>>201612319a hoover is not a girlfriend
>>201612336never watched frasier, me. seems boring
But Rorkes a creepRorkes a weirdoWhat the hell is he doing here?He don't belong here
back from a nice afternoon sat out in the pub garden supping pints and smoking cigarettes in the sun. really going to miss it when chairman kier decides to shut all the pubs and bans Englishmen from fraternising with one another.
and the very latest from bulliedbumholelad?
>>201612364I bet they were toilet paper only lads as well. No sanitary wet wipes, no bidet, nothing but a dab of dried paper.
>>201612207>and that's just a den of leftypol tranny groomers.no
>>201612415blog on borelord
would never dare put a running vacuum cleaner on my bumholei've read that chuck palahniuk story
>>201612319couldn’t take seriously a woman that does itnot wife material. feels good tho
>>201612382I put my feet in when I take a normal bath. Seems a bit redundant
Bring back drinking in pubs
>>201612396don't see how you could replicate a rimjob with a vacuum cleaner you ugly weirdo. what's your technique?
>>201611069Suedi med en blatte ho fv
>>201612415>EnglishmenNot real
>>201612472don't be racist
>>201612415if englishmen didn't keep doing racist rioting whenever they got the chance then it wouldnt be illegal
bring back wuu2
fuarking hell it's Saturday in Australia already
>>201612447billy no mates
>>201612356not all of us are lucky enough to own property
Ayo dis nigga take bubble baths
>>201612319grotty bitch
>>201611122There was a prequel videoThe grandpa raped him or his friend/brother first
>>201612461footbath involves vinegar my lid
>>201612227so when they tell me 'sorry this is now under offer' they're actually just saying 'you can't afford it'. why cant they just be honest
>>201612415nobody wants to be around your cloud of death anymore
rorke watching a 25-minute long video about whether the power lines in gta 4 actually connect to anything
was getting sucked off by the tinder date and her older brother walked in on us, was awkward
>>201612561what they are saying is "unless you're going to offer somethinig outrageous it's not worth our time showing you around"
>>201612572funny in the packed beer garden the majority were smoking and nobody complained
>>201612574well do they?
How come strip club managers are allowed to keep track of their employees menstrual cycles but office managers aren't
>>201612591ok just upped my bid by 15k
>>201612606i'll ask rorke when he's finished watching and get back to you
>>201612574I watched that last night and had a dream about it
wonder what tinder would be like if we were fish
>>201612579then what happened
>>201612609whats stopping them? i could always tell when my last manager was on the rag when she was in a right mood
>>201612636does each species of fish get their own tinder or are we doing cross species tinder
>>201612559Then my feet would stink of vinegar, which seems worse
>>201612644she kicked him out and went back to sucking me, I came in her mouth and left
>>201612633perhaps you can answer this lad's question then >>201612606
Had a horrible nasty dream of a cursed sky and then being on a van plummeting off a cliff and woke upFeel it’s an omen
>>201612601sounds like bollocks and you reek
>>201612662>feet smell like salt and vinegar chipsit's win win
>>201612669got space in the back for me
>>201612661does each species of human get their own tinder?
>>201612659was she fit
>>201612668ok>>201612606no, they don't they also have substation that aren't connected to anything
All the dreams I've been having involve people coming into strife because of advice I gave them. Not sure what it means.
>>201612609>>201612659Can women tell when the last time we had sex/a wank?
One time I hooked up with a girl at this house party and her bedroom was right by the kitchen, shared a wall with it, and as we were going at it the music next door died down and so I knew they were all listening to us and I got nervous and lost my stiffy. She was a very loan moaner too.
>>201612669can't park there mate
> 1953, President Eisenhower signed Executive Order 10450, which set security standards for federal employment and barred homosexuals from working in the federal government. The restrictions set in place were cause for hundreds of gay people to be forcibly outed and fired from the State Department
>>201612672you are a homosexual and have no friends
>>201612574I watch skibidi toilet deep analysisAstro toilets are a mystery rn but cameramen are fending them offIt seems they're like celestials from marvel albeit weakenedActually they're saiyans
>>201612579Glad I never had a sister, they always seem like the worst members of every family
>>201612659If you know when they're on their periods you can be extra nice to them and they'll reciprocate it back. Use to bring chocolate and paracetamol in when I knew my manager was on the blob and she was exceptionally nice to me as a result.
test Post :)
>>201612733Not entirely but I think most men fail to realize how pungent semen isIf you haven’t completely washed your hands and cock you’ll have it linger on you
>>201612782>Use to bring chocolate and paracetamol in when I knew my manager was on the blob and she was exceptionally nice to me as a result.most beta thing I've read in my life
>>201612713she had nice big tits and if i bump into her on a nightout id make a spaff deposit in or on her>>201612733yes
>>201612782wow
>>201612782That’s really weird mate
>>201612782you shouldn't have to bribe my manager with chocolates in order to be treated like a human being
>>201612782
Bedroom bin is filled with nothing but cummy wank tissues and used nicotine pouches. Smells like a war crime whenever I open it
>>201612782did she have any spare tampons for you left
>>201612782mate...
>>201612782Did you give her foot rubs as well?
i remember being blown away by gta 4's graphics when it first came out and now it looks like murky shit to me
>>201612870HOWLING
GP asked for a few poo samples. Must be a brit poster.
bro was blown away
if a women ever complains about her period to me ill tell her I'd be willing to give her a 9 month respite from it, free of charge
>>201612922i'd come home after bevvies and boot up the ps3 and get niko drunk and watch him stumble around flopping realistically
>>201612922I remember getting GTA 3 and my older brother telling me it was going to be in 3D like tomb raider. Blew my little mind when I first played it
GTA was always a shit series, honestly
>>201613004gta3 was mad, zoomers have no idea how much of a leap that was
I wouldn't give a kid GTA game
Still reckon I could clear the bridge if I found a banshee or summit
Fortnite son or Roblox daughter
in GTA 6 you'll be able to have sex with a prostitute and kill her to get your money back
>>201613049mum got me simpsons hit n run insteadgreat game
>>201612960reckon your doctor eats poo and just needs a snack
for me it was midnight club 3: DUB edition
>>201613049if your mum wouldn't let your play GTA and other violent games back in the day you were guaranteed to be a neeky loser who got bullied a lot
mind going round to a mate's house back in the day and his little sister was playing some horse stable simulator game on the family PCshe's likely married and normal nowadays whereas I remain alone and stunted so she got the last laugh
Waiting in the car while mum goes in to game to buy you call of duty 4
saving an absolute quality post about poo for the next thread
I want to go to the beach tomorrow and Southport is the closest but it seems a bit soon, like a black cloud will be hanging over the place for a while yet.
Just saw an incel freak with a crusty bum hole
alright enough move on>>201610352>>201610352>>201610352>>201610352
>>201613194not using that shit thread
we arent using that dogshit thread are we?
>>201613183We all got back to normal after about a week mate. Still, go to ainsdale or formby if you want an actual beach and not piles of mud and shit
>>201613224>formbysitting on a cock at Blackpool tower
>>201613096I meeded that but all I could find wasCRAZY TAXI 3
>>201613261Don't know what that means x
>>201613343just a silly Northern jokehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Od-0TUBc8CA
>>201611385I wish I had a gf (female) with a few of those faces
>>201612546grussyception