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Friendly reminder that lions don't concern themselves with the opinions of sheep
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>*POOS ON YOUR ENTIRE COUNTRY*
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>>201608740
.>i thought that was modi or whatever his name is
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>>201608677
This doesn't happen unless you live in Bongistan
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https://x.com/notfarleftatall/status/1829462605401915467
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>>201608677
this doesn't happen in Bongistan
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we're all in here

>>201610352
>>201610352
>>201610352
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>Canadian flag OP
>Indonesian flag linking it
190 thread
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>>201610263 #
>>201610280 #
thing is i genuinely treasure our friendship because she’s my only friend

feel if i play into this and did theoretically fuck her it would end up ruining our friendship
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Need barry stanton back stat
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>>201610435
he's also made another thread with an aussie VPN and is linking it in this thread with a british flag
lad has gone fucking nuts
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>>201608677
then 11:30 the company goes bankrupt and closes because jeets ran it into the ground
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>>201608677
lmao this is rorke
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bit bored of wanking to the same camgirls
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Post webems
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banning greggs to reduce the burden on rnhs
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how do i get a gf who looks like this?
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>>201610521
be black
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>>201610521
Come live your myth with me in Oregon I'll be your wingman
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what do normal people do on the weekends?
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>>201610505
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>>201610561
spend time with their gfs/wives, friends, and family
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save r/nhs
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>>201610561
gftoil
it's exhausting
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>>201610561
dog walks, coffee shops, house bits, DIY, films
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>>201610573
bet she has a lovely hairy butthole too
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insane how good the wanking material on tiktok is
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>>201610521
disgusting
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>>201610558
>fish & chips
vgh.. home
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wtf does rodent men mean
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15 year old girl stabbed to death by 17 year old african migrant who she had reported to the police for stalking her but they said they couldnt do anything
you wont hear about holly newton in a keir starmer press conference
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the lads
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>>201610641
mousey and me gwan make it
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>>201610641
look in the mirror jeff
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>>201610644
leftypol turning a blind eye to this
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>>201610621
alright mr gay faggot poofter queer bender
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would love to own/learn how to ride a motorcycle.
they're just scary. don't trust other people to not kill me.
imagine going for a cruise on a motorbike for an hour or so. must be so relaxing.
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starmer just told the press he's banning smoking in pub gardens because it 'causes preventable deaths'
pretty much exactly what muh far right has been saying migration causes
it feels like hes unironically trying to bait people, why the hell is this where hes going and why is he using such inflammatory rhetoric to do it
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might do a purchase
https://www.dunelm.com/product/archie-ergonomic-office-chair-1000188732?defaultSkuId=30731074
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>>201610644
where's it been released that he was African?
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>>201610689
I had a moped for the ages of 16-18, never got the full license but nipping about on my 125 was pretty sweet
live in the arsehole of nowhere as well so it was necessary and the roads were all clear and big sweeping corners and that
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lefypol's party for working people
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>>201610689
yeah mental imagine not being massive pussy
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the trvke that killed sciencetards
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>>201610689
It's peng. Start today. Most danger motorcyclists get into is self-inflicted.
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starmer looks like richard spencer, upvote if you agree
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>>201610744
one of the first things mumberg told me when I moved out was to never rent a flat from an Asian
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>>201610689
well yea that's the most common reasons most people don't ride them
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rorke starting on his own reflection
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>>201610748
doesnt seem like a particularly christian standpoint
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>>201610736
they released a video of what preceded the attack (where a 15 year old girl was stabbed 36 times for rejecting a '''''''17 year old''''''' - see 28 year old asylum seeker's - advances and its pretty clear
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>>201610781
mine told me to never rent
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fucking hate motorcycles
the risk of using them, the personalities that like them, the annoyance of them on the road
And they're easy to steal. No upside to owning one at all
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know nothing about bikes but id like one like this
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>>201610769
how many children have you or a unit you were a part of murdered
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>>201610812
just buy a flat when you're 18 yeah
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>>201610825
Just say you are afraid.
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uk roads are too congested and dangerous to ride a motorbike safely.
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>need to do a captcha to even READ 4chan these days
what the fuck is horishimoot doing?
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>>201610866
>flat
it was a two-bed end of terrace at 23
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>>201610796
>no video
ok rorke
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LoveRachelle2’s poop is as good as it gets in my experience. Maybe I’m nostalgic since hers was my first, but I’ve ordered many loads from many ladies and hers is always unbelievably delicious. Smells amazing, lovely texture, always has a little surprise inside for me to nibble on. I swear one time it tasted like a slightly salty chocolate pretzel. Buy it. You will not be disappointed. Except maybe the wait, because so many people want her poo!
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>>201610857
not enough
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I ended up being so happy to have ordered Mistress Rachelle’s raw poop. First she is very hygenicly conscience, her poop came in a sealed plastic container that then was vacuum sealed itself. So it was as fresh and clean as the day she dropped it. And as we all know her shit looks so enticing as it come out of her glorious Ass!
I followed Her instructions in Her video of “Eat My Shit Step by Step”. I started by sniffing Her Food, it had a very mild, pleasant, natural scent and a nice dark green color. Then as She suggests I picked up a nice sized Piece, put it in my mouth and started sucking on it. That gave a hint of it’s wonderful flavor to come. Then biting the piece and moving it around my mouth covering all my taste buds, I knew I was in for such a pleasant tasty meal. I chewed it up mushing it into all my teeth and swallowed, and immediately grabbed two more pieces chewing them completely to enjoy the taste before swallowing. I then, as She instructed, licked her soft beautiful log with a firm tongue to scoop up some. A little different taste but just as delicious. I then picked up a good piece of the log, bit into it to fill most of my mouth, and mushed it all around the whole area of my mouth; roof, sides, gums, everywhere.
I was planning on making two “snacks” of her shit but it was so wonderfully delicious I ate it all in one. Also I enjoyed a bottle of her “first in the morning piss” throughout the meal.
Needless to say I did not eat or drink anything for hours after dining on Her Treat to savor the taste for as long as I could.
This was my first time ordering her “Raw Poop”; but I will now become a regular customer, ordering at least once a month!!
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>>201610825
Cope. They're fun. People don't ride because they're scared of crashing
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>>201608740
He got killed
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the new swedes look like THIS?!?!? bye mom!
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What's happening?
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>>201611074
nm bbz u?
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Thing with motorcycles is that you can be as careful as you like and do as much defensive driving as you like but other road users are morons and the odds are against you over time. Eventually a moron will get you.

Same as a driver obviously but at least then you're in a car.
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If we stop measuring everything in money
We end up making a lot of money
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>>201611074
trannardwanktoil
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>>201611092
Fuck all. Bored
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>>201611086
wasn't worth posting off-topic the first time either
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>>201608740
Why did he do it bros
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>>201611002
this nigga in delaware
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so bored just want to get poo steaming now
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>>201611103
just ride them like you're in a car, none of that weaving shit
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>>201611111
That's a disgusting way to spend your time. You should be ashamed
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>>201611074
vtuber watchtoil
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>>201608677
You do be like that, lmao
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>>201610435
2 more weeks and /brit/ will be full of 190s
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went into town to look for a sofa in charity shops

one was alright looking, leather, but I was too nervous so I left the shop without saying anything. Might go back tomorrow and enquire about it (if it's still there). There was a 3-seater and a 2-seater totalling £460 but I think I will just ask if I can have the 2-seater on it's own (for £200)

>blog on
I will thanks
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>>201611175
non-fault car accidents still happen thougheverbeit

except if you're in a non-fault motorcycle accident you die
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just been into town and bought every sofa in all the charity shops
might chuck 'em in a lake
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got my final commit of the day ready to go
not going to push it until 4pm though so it looks like I worked until the end of the day
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>>201611186
name on diego
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>>201611306
blog on you boring bastard
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>>201611306
mong
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>>201611306
ktim
except I have 2 PRs waiting on tests so I can blame them for not checking anything in and save the next ticket for monday
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>>201611306
how about your commit a dark fruits and push it down your hatch as it were
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>>201611301
be nice for the fish to have somewhere to rest
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there's just nothing to do near me
been to all the interesting national trust places
a good hike is like a 1hr30m drive away from me
town centre is dead, like i need any shopping anyway
nothing on at cinema
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tiresome hearing poofters drone on about the dangers of motorcycling
can just tell they live a vegan lifestyle devoid of anything enjoyable
no drinking, no drugs, no shagging randos, no red meat
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>>201611229
look on freecycle, places like british heart foundation always overprice
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Pulp were better
Then Oasis/Blur (that order)
Then the rest of them like Kula Shaker and Elastica
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>>201611385
laugh every time i remember the follow up showing where they are now
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>>201611420
link?
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cycling is also far more dangerous than driving but you never hear virgins bang on about it
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>>201611411
What about Suede
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>>201611386
I had a look on facebook marketplace, some very nice stuff on there to be fair

but I'm too nervous to message someone and meet them off there. I'm not a well man, mentally. Also I'd need to rent a van for something like that. When you factor in the day's cost of rental + petrol it seems easier to get one from a charity shop delivered
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>>201611439
you do actually
quite often in fact
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>>201611385
god i wish i had hair
not even a batty just jealous of the hair
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>>201611350
audibly hmmed at this post
never given it much thought but fish must get tired fins and need a lie down
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>>201611462
They were fune but essentially culture vultures who were older that the rest
I'd put them alongside Stone Roses and those, proto-Britpop
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>>201611439
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Thinking of taking viagra before going to the gym
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>>201611492
you seen how tranners regrow their hair? might be the way to go
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People only want to see Oasis to say they were there. No one actually wants to hear geriactric Noel and Liam do a tribute act of their past selves.
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>>201611462
A nothing band
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i dont like cycling on the road to be fair. try to stick to a cycle path where possible.
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>>201611499
I think they just swim forever lest they get eaten. Also the swimming forces oxygen through their gills so they need to keep doing that.
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>>201611492
the sugar gel mate. dont worry. the sugar gel soon.
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>>201611531
Wear grey joggers and give women eye contact
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z>201611535
>People only want to see Oasis to say they were there
A phenomenon unique to Oasis and unique to this generation
No-one did this before with other bands!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>201611411
pulp > blur > oasis for me
not to say i dislike any of them
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any Hull men in?
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>>201611582
thinking it'll give me a sick pump, if I'm not turned on I shouldn't get a boner
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saw pulp's 10 year reunion at leeds fest 2011 and crowd surfed 5 (five) times until i got shuttled off to the medical tent for being too drugged up but i was actually just young and drunk kek
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Just had some jeera soda AMA
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>>201611606
here
they call me the hull bull
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>>201611385
Far right is genuinely identical to me - except I'm a few pounds porkier
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>>201611634
>pounds
FOY
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schizos who think everyone is secretly a /brit/ personality are worse than the actual personalities themselves
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mustard on my sandwiches, very yummy
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>>201611562
>scientists at the University of Sheffield and COMSATS University in Pakistan
now im not saying id house the pakis to get my hair back but im considering it
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>>201611628
Why are you Indian?
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>>201611651
shut up spaedo
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might start doing pushups on a regular basis. maybe even buy a pullup bar.
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>>201611595
I thought these were drinks
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>>201611666
you wont do either of those things
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>>201611595
Pulp certainly released the single best album of Britpop
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>>201611657
Asked God to drop me in the main character country
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genuinely mentally insane how badly i've bollocksed up my one and only chance at life on this earth
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crazy to think about it
i've lived through it, you've lived through it, we've all lived through it in a shared generational sense. hull evolving from a meme to one of the trendiest places to be.
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>>201611548
it's ok near me as i live in a small town and commute to neighbouring towns, couldn't imagine doing it in somewhere like london
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Not gay but I did have a proper good wank to that James Charles video.
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Pulp were exclusively for contrarians. If someone says that Pulp were better than Blur/Oasis then you know absolutely everything about them in an instant. Desperately insecure, desperate for approval, desperate to be seen as better despite having a colossal inferiority complex, probably reads The Guardian and gets really snotty about Football and politics, just rancid little skidmarks on the underwear of soceity. Pulp were a 6/10 band at best - and there biggest song was about how much they hated middle class wankers larping as working class... despite being working class workers who larped as being working class.... says it all really
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>despite being working class workers who larped as being working class
you've bottled it mate
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>>201611694
ever seen jarvis cocker's interview where they ask him about how he feels that people say common people started britpop
im pretty sure he just went
>they do
>oooh dear
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anyone else just bored with life?
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>>201611778
Liking Blur over oasis is itself contrarian

https://youtu.be/UsXioRxVGO8?si=nECLCW1q0TZiOKC0
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wtf its transfer deadline day?
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When I was a fresher at Uni there was a girl I liked so we spent a night together and had some drinks. Then she came back to my flat, we kissed for a while but I realised I thought she was disgusting. She slept in my bed and left in the morning but I refused to try to do anything kind of sexual.

Now almost a decade later im still a virgin.
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yeah well the song you're thinking of is called chelsea dagger
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christ I need a sofa

standing here like a mong, feet hurting. A man needs a place to sit down.
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>>201611866
That's quite gay
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need a fucking hobby
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migrate lads
>>201610352
>>201610352
>>201610352
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the last bastion of the white man
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Business idea: shagging FtM women up the arse until they decide the minge is easier and drop the whole charade
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>>201611778
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>>201611916
Would do but I'm opposed to that sort of thing
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>>201611866
In what way did you think she was digusting? Should have got her pumped.
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>>201611916
Kier Starmer be like
>
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surprised how obsessed British media, people, headlines, conversations still are with Oasis. Goes to show you that culturally the U.K. is disabled and hasn't made any progress for 30 years. Gorillaz is probably the last innovative music project we've seen.
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imagine oasis forced blur and pulp to support them as the final humiliation ritual
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>>201611535
Genuinely think at least 30% are going in the hopes of seeing a bust-up on stage.
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watching that geowizard video where he is attempting to do the straight line challenge across england. his wife and his mate meet him in the car at certain checkpoints along the journey.

his mrs is 100% getting shagged rotten in that car while he walks across fields and forests in a completely straight line like some sort of autist, and he’s completely unaware kek
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>>201611535
so true is that fella
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>>201611938
irish diaspora run the media
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>>201611778
just like the music more
im more likely to put on weeds than parklife, different class than definitely maybe etc
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>>201611938
stormzy
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SUNS OUT, BUMS OUT
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>>201611955
It's time to put the porn down mate
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big american TITTIES cousin!
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>>201611955
the whole thing feels pointless if they just meet him in the car daily and he sleeps there, has food etc
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>>201611866
yeh that usually happens if your gay mate unlucky for you
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you do wonder how much infidelity really goes on

it's sad really
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Remember that tune 2 plus 2 is 4 minus 3 that's 1 quick maths. Now that was a proper British tune that
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Had my first boxing lesson today, the instructor told me I'm a natural with good instincts
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>>201612014
they should make it illegal
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need some fucking friends
might download bumble
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still can't get over youtube going pink
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anyone coming to my gig tonight then?
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Hope the hungarian woman with massive tits is working at the local tonight
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see when an estate agent settles on a buyer and about to sign contract and someone comes in late with an astronomical bid do they ditch the first guy regardless of how far along it got or do they still have to stick to it and just commit mass suduku in the office because they sealed the deal too early and lost out on a load of money?
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>>201612026
before you signed up for the direct debit yeah
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>>201612042
yeah
playing any oasis numbers?
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>>201612042
fat ugly gay lad LIVE?
yep booked my tickets weeks ago
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>>201612000
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sn6xCFEDcUk
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>>201612026
some people are born to box
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>>201612075
you go and it is just a mirror on the stage
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>>201612042
Where you playing?
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you're in the wrong thread you fucking idiots
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>>201612069
yeah we're doing mr brightside and chelsea dagger
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>>201612026
That should keep you coming back and paying him money
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honestly insane how hard some spice girls songs go
it was girlpop, in your face
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Had my first prostitute visit today, the girl told me I'm handsome with a big cock
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how do i make gamer friends
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>>201612113
howling
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just remembered this
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/zBBY3bMokG8
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Had my first day as the newly hired deputy sheriff today
The nigger told me he couldn't breathe
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>>201612064
>>201612137
You're just coping because you know I'll be knocking you out and banging your sister in 3 months
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>>201612147
Can't be done anymore. VOIP is dead. Dedicated servers are dead. The only place you can really make friends anymore is on Discord - and that's just a den of leftypol tranny groomers.
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>>201612201
lol good one saar
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>>201612056
mate if a contract hasn't been signed it doens't mean diddly squat
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actually a good modern fable isn't it?
narcissus but he hates the sound of his gimp voice echoed back and he thinks the man in the reflection looks like a spastic unkempt dickhead
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>>201612142
handsomebigcocklad loves his prostitutes
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I dont have a gf and it's all YOUR fault
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prozzer invited me out for breakfast tomorrow
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>>201612207
aye
miss the days of counter strike source
had irl friends to play games with after that, but we've all fallen out of contact
would love some friends to play IRL games with, LAN style
or maybe im just yearning for the past
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Love throwing in a "!" in my teams messages. Shows that I'm an easy and light hearted bloke.
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giving up takeaways
might have one every 6 months or so but theyre just too much money aren't they?
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new gf seems to really like giving rimjobs lads
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>>201612289
fish sandwich is it
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just left negative feedback
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japanse people have more freedom than british people
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just like that episode of Frasier where Niles goes on a date with a prostitute but doesn't realise she's a prostitute and he keeps extending the date, turning it into a long weekend etc

good episode, that
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Feet smell like old cheese :/
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>>201612316
>too much money
lol, lmao even
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>>201612319
bet she's licked other mens pooey bumholes and you've kissed her ewwwwwww!!!
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>>201612340
ever do a footbath?
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>>201612319
a hoover is not a girlfriend
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>>201612336
never watched frasier, me. seems boring
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But Rorkes a creep
Rorkes a weirdo
What the hell is he doing here?
He don't belong here
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back from a nice afternoon sat out in the pub garden supping pints and smoking cigarettes in the sun.
really going to miss it when chairman kier decides to shut all the pubs and bans Englishmen from fraternising with one another.
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and the very latest from bulliedbumholelad?
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>>201612364
I bet they were toilet paper only lads as well. No sanitary wet wipes, no bidet, nothing but a dab of dried paper.
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>>201612207
>and that's just a den of leftypol tranny groomers.
no
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>>201612415
blog on borelord
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would never dare put a running vacuum cleaner on my bumhole
i've read that chuck palahniuk story
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>>201612319
couldn’t take seriously a woman that does it
not wife material. feels good tho
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>>201612382
I put my feet in when I take a normal bath. Seems a bit redundant
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Bring back drinking in pubs
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>>201612396
don't see how you could replicate a rimjob with a vacuum cleaner you ugly weirdo. what's your technique?
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>>201611069
Suedi med en blatte ho fv
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>>201612415
>Englishmen
Not real
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>>201612472
don't be racist
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>>201612415
if englishmen didn't keep doing racist rioting whenever they got the chance then it wouldnt be illegal
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bring back wuu2
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fuarking hell it's Saturday in Australia already
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>>201612447
billy no mates
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>>201612356
not all of us are lucky enough to own property
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Ayo dis nigga take bubble baths
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>>201612319
grotty bitch
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>>201611122
There was a prequel video
The grandpa raped him or his friend/brother first
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>>201612461
footbath involves vinegar my lid
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>>201612227
so when they tell me 'sorry this is now under offer' they're actually just saying 'you can't afford it'. why cant they just be honest
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>>201612415
nobody wants to be around your cloud of death anymore
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rorke watching a 25-minute long video about whether the power lines in gta 4 actually connect to anything
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was getting sucked off by the tinder date and her older brother walked in on us, was awkward
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>>201612561
what they are saying is "unless you're going to offer somethinig outrageous it's not worth our time showing you around"
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>>201612572
funny in the packed beer garden the majority were smoking and nobody complained
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>>201612574
well do they?
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How come strip club managers are allowed to keep track of their employees menstrual cycles but office managers aren't
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>>201612591
ok just upped my bid by 15k
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>>201612606
i'll ask rorke when he's finished watching and get back to you
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>>201612574
I watched that last night and had a dream about it
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wonder what tinder would be like if we were fish
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>>201612579
then what happened
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>>201612609
whats stopping them? i could always tell when my last manager was on the rag when she was in a right mood
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>>201612636
does each species of fish get their own tinder or are we doing cross species tinder
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>>201612559
Then my feet would stink of vinegar, which seems worse
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>>201612644
she kicked him out and went back to sucking me, I came in her mouth and left
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>>201612633
perhaps you can answer this lad's question then >>201612606
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Had a horrible nasty dream of a cursed sky and then being on a van plummeting off a cliff and woke up
Feel it’s an omen
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>>201612601
sounds like bollocks and you reek
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>>201612662
>feet smell like salt and vinegar chips
it's win win
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>>201612669
got space in the back for me
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>>201612661
does each species of human get their own tinder?
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>>201612659
was she fit
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>>201612668
ok
>>201612606
no, they don't
they also have substation that aren't connected to anything
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All the dreams I've been having involve people coming into strife because of advice I gave them. Not sure what it means.
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>>201612609
>>201612659
Can women tell when the last time we had sex/a wank?
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One time I hooked up with a girl at this house party and her bedroom was right by the kitchen, shared a wall with it, and as we were going at it the music next door died down and so I knew they were all listening to us and I got nervous and lost my stiffy. She was a very loan moaner too.
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>>201612669
can't park there mate
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> 1953, President Eisenhower signed Executive Order 10450, which set security standards for federal employment and barred homosexuals from working in the federal government. The restrictions set in place were cause for hundreds of gay people to be forcibly outed and fired from the State Department
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>>201612672
you are a homosexual and have no friends
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>>201612574
I watch skibidi toilet deep analysis
Astro toilets are a mystery rn but cameramen are fending them off
It seems they're like celestials from marvel albeit weakened
Actually they're saiyans
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>>201612579
Glad I never had a sister, they always seem like the worst members of every family
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>>201612659
If you know when they're on their periods you can be extra nice to them and they'll reciprocate it back. Use to bring chocolate and paracetamol in when I knew my manager was on the blob and she was exceptionally nice to me as a result.
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test Post :)
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>>201612733
Not entirely but I think most men fail to realize how pungent semen is
If you haven’t completely washed your hands and cock you’ll have it linger on you
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>>201612782
>Use to bring chocolate and paracetamol in when I knew my manager was on the blob and she was exceptionally nice to me as a result.
most beta thing I've read in my life
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>>201612713
she had nice big tits and if i bump into her on a nightout id make a spaff deposit in or on her

>>201612733
yes
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>>201612782
wow
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>>201612782
That’s really weird mate
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>>201612782
you shouldn't have to bribe my manager with chocolates in order to be treated like a human being
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>>201612782
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Bedroom bin is filled with nothing but cummy wank tissues and used nicotine pouches. Smells like a war crime whenever I open it
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>>201612782
did she have any spare tampons for you left
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>>201612782
mate...
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>>201612782
Did you give her foot rubs as well?
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i remember being blown away by gta 4's graphics when it first came out and now it looks like murky shit to me
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>>201612870
HOWLING
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GP asked for a few poo samples. Must be a brit poster.
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bro was blown away
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if a women ever complains about her period to me ill tell her I'd be willing to give her a 9 month respite from it, free of charge
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>>201612922
i'd come home after bevvies and boot up the ps3 and get niko drunk and watch him stumble around flopping realistically
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>>201612922
I remember getting GTA 3 and my older brother telling me it was going to be in 3D like tomb raider. Blew my little mind when I first played it
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GTA was always a shit series, honestly
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>>201613004
gta3 was mad, zoomers have no idea how much of a leap that was
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I wouldn't give a kid GTA game
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Still reckon I could clear the bridge if I found a banshee or summit
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Fortnite son or Roblox daughter
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in GTA 6 you'll be able to have sex with a prostitute and kill her to get your money back
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>>201613049
mum got me simpsons hit n run instead

great game
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>>201612960
reckon your doctor eats poo and just needs a snack
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for me it was midnight club 3: DUB edition
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>>201613049
if your mum wouldn't let your play GTA and other violent games back in the day you were guaranteed to be a neeky loser who got bullied a lot
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mind going round to a mate's house back in the day and his little sister was playing some horse stable simulator game on the family PC

she's likely married and normal nowadays whereas I remain alone and stunted so she got the last laugh
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Waiting in the car while mum goes in to game to buy you call of duty 4
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saving an absolute quality post about poo for the next thread
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I want to go to the beach tomorrow and Southport is the closest but it seems a bit soon, like a black cloud will be hanging over the place for a while yet.
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Just saw an incel freak with a crusty bum hole
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alright enough move on
>>201610352
>>201610352
>>201610352
>>201610352
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>>201613194
not using that shit thread
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we arent using that dogshit thread are we?
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>>201613183
We all got back to normal after about a week mate. Still, go to ainsdale or formby if you want an actual beach and not piles of mud and shit
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>>201613224
>formby
sitting on a cock at Blackpool tower
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>>201613096
I meeded that but all I could find was
CRAZY TAXI 3
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>>201613261
Don't know what that means x
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>>201613343
just a silly Northern joke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Od-0TUBc8CA
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>>201611385
I wish I had a gf (female) with a few of those faces
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>>201612546
grussyception



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