LOVELY FUCKING CANS edishShould Probably Buy Some sub-edish
Weird how much tories care about pensioners getting their benefits reduced slightly but not full time workers enduring poverty wages.
>>201667678they know their voterbase
>>201667600imagine that can between her legs was full of her piss and you took a swig
Hello gentlemen
might support a local single mum by hitting the brothel
Corr would love a snus. Shame I'll have to settle for a £20 pack of fags and destroy my lungs or a Chinese vape that'll explode in my pocket before I can inhale all the mystery chemicals.
>>201667699ello
>>201667529What you think UNemployed woman was attractive KEK*runs away bent over holding stomach laughs echoing down the corridor, followed by the slam of a door. Muffled laughing can still be heard*
Lads, anyone for the cans?Going to buy some now I thinkMight get the chips. Might get the 'za instead. Who knows? Might even go for the chinese tonightWe're on a fucking mad night waheey
>>201667693The Telegraph is full of hysterical articles lol
>>201667738really enjoy the scene you've set out herefelt like i was in it for a moment
>>201667418>>201667508ever thought about shagging them?
>>201667749drinking red wine myself
got the odb on
>>201667758CWLTSTC
>Eton to raise fees to £63,000 per annum in response to VAT changebizzasedHope loads of tarqs suffer
*enters thread in full plate armour*
Don't understand why you'd go through all the trouble of growing your hair, wearing a dress, doing makeup, hormones and whatever else, but then not bother to shave and have a little stubbly tranny face. Seems like the easiest thing to do for the biggest payoff in passing.
>>201667749I’m like 2/3rds the way through a bottle of vodka Proper pissed
Want to die in brutal fashion
>>201667758feel like most of these trannies are gays who are attracted to femininity. like a more extreme version of a twink
>>201667769I don't want to talk about it.
>>201667810big fan of the genii at eton not understanding how VAT works
You ever been caught wanking?
HEY DIRTY
>>201667766it's borderline doomercore how that rag is still in business is baffling
>>201667749on the ginberg meabout to have phonesex with a yankoid i speak to from the internetsmight order a za after i spaff
>>201667844feel like you get into pretty murky water when you try to separate femininity from women
Thank you, Jesus
Cocks gone all hard. Must be raining tomorrow.
>thinking about not getting the cans and calling it an early night>mumberg asks me if I'll get her something in the chippy when I'm going out for the cansCan't say no to your mumberg, ladsSuppose I will have to get the cans after all waheey
>>201667840like this?
owning up to a poo
>>201667964
They couldn't make House if it came out today. House makes too many jokes about blacks, jews, and women.
>>201667964whys the celtic fan wearing japanese bandana
>>201667929looks like the tranny who eyefucked me at pride today
>>201667908still reckon what i said is true in some way
And the very latest from the O2?
>>201668009bully day to be you
>>201668036they're changing the name back to the millennium dome
>>201668001the guy who made house made another autistic doctor show called the good doctor
>>201667870ex gf caught me a few timesonce denied it and she grabbed my still hard willy to check, obviously she didn't help out which is part of why she's the ex
>>201668082i didn't see it
>>201667758>sasuke'kin state of him
get the tranny cocks sucked
went to bosnia on holiday check out this epic balkan song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0CnyoGQgDs
>>201668090I don't get it, why would you wank if you had a girlfriend around? Why not fuck her instead?
transphobia and being an anime nonce go together like old white british men and trying to shag kids
sucking a tranny's cock clean off for their birthday
Fleur Delacour
Pokrovsk is about to fall. Ukraine is losing
>>201668148just a laugh innit
>>201668006because they're attention seekers
>>201668038first then I noticed was her cross of st. peter
pork roast just felli'm losing it
>>201667955I’m running out of vodka rn, the offie closes at 10 and I’m not drunk enough.Already got a 70cl earlier and it’s nearly finishedThere’s no way I should go get some more booze? That’s pure Alchy behaviour . Or would it be?I have an iron liver
>>201668151stupendous bait
would having a tea now disrupt my sleep?
>>201668148your gf doesn't want to shag when you do, or at least my ex didn't she went off it after a couple of years and thing went downhill from there
Lanark, a modern vision of hell, is set in the disintegrating cities of Unthank and Glasgow, and tells the interwoven stories of Lanark and Duncan Thaw. A work of extraordinary imagination and wide range, its playful narrative techniques convey a profound message, both personal and political, about humankind's inability to love, and yet our compulsion to go on trying.First published in 1981, Lanark immediately established Gray as one of Britain's leading writers.
literally what is wrong with celtic fans
>>201668148I was caught in a vicious cycle. I wanked so much that when I had sex with my exgf I couldn't cum through intercourse which made me frustrated so when she wasn't around I'd wank
vaporise all trannies with atomic weapons
want to fuck a friend of my sister's, she's always at family events. she's been with her boyfriend for like a decade and he's off doing some conference in europe, impressive sounding stuff although I'm earning much more money than he is
>>201668170NOOO!! This can't be happening!
holyhttps://youtu.be/dKXD9ifn7y8?si=BPqdE9qU7kj94OlP
>>201668170Don't worry, pal. NAFO will save them.
slowly kill all trannies using medieval instruments of torture
>>201668068?
>>201668217maybe
>asks what's wrong with Celtic fans>ignores this
don't think I ever encountered the ebony warrior when I played skyrim, don't think I knew he existed until today
>>201668221can you just put it in mouth or bum instead?
sister used to stand outside my door when i would wank
nth for the baddiedem
Proudly brought to you by HUBLOT
NATOtroons where are you?
>>201668326nothing wrong with that
>>201668326whats the issue here
grab trannies by the ankles and fling them into the sun
@201668326mental how i knew this cunt would appear if i mentioned his smelly team
>>201668328ebony warriors stretching out pale young nord clapmeat mmm
CÎROC™ ULTRA-PREMIUM VODKA :“THE ART OF CELEBRATION”
>>201668326back when i was fat, this guy would be the spitting image
Sprayed my pillows with Feather & Down sweet dreams pillow spray with calming lavender and chamomile essential oils. I'm going to make a nice hot cup of tea and then fall asleep listening to ASMR. Night night /brit/
>>201668356i cant afford a luxury watch and even i know this brand is a laughing stock in that world
>>201668352Built for a brutal casting scene
a bunch of grim rodents logged in all at once
>>201668356Hublot is the shittest and most tacky watch brand in the word Dogshit
Explore your perks with Shell GO+
>>201668360first thing I noticed was her cross x
>>201668409>Feather & Down sweet dreams pillow spray*adds to my shopping list*
>>201668409night mate
trap trannies in a snake pit and poo on them from above
Would you?
>>201668409what asmr channel
>>201668409Bit gay
>>201668416>>201668438only soyface "watch youtubers" whine about it, people wear them in the real world
>>201668180jynx(galar) edish
>>201668469i'd shag my mum now mate i'd be all over her at 16
>>201667600>Most college grads in America can't get a job
I see it's the night before an old firm game and all the zombies (you let your club die) are out in force before they're skelped tomorrow and vanish for another few months
>>201668471https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AD6YFAd-sms
surgically adding another cock to a tranny
>>201668038so much jew ink hereshame as she's a proper fitto
>>201668498they sponsor people to wear them lets be honestany timepiece connoisseur is not buying a hublot
Might wank to the thought of my gf telling me she loves me.
Get the small boats ON our shoresGet the migrants IN our women
>>201668498No you’re just a retarded black who doesn’t know anything
Lads, any of you cop the latest Argos catalogue? Was flicking through it earlier and I couldn't believe all the great deals and savings across thousands of lines. What will you choose?
nice glass of red with some cheese and biscuits. that's me sorted for the night
women are insane.
>>201668554no one cares, still love me hublot
>>201668534its not for me sorry
>>201668550i feel bad when i do this, like i'm reducing the concept of love to a mere masturbatory image, on the same level as porn
>>201668599Understandable. No hard feelings
>>201668592what cheese
I told my gf I was going for a wank and she said "ok"
>>201668599got any good channels
>>201668592if dubs wipe a cracker on your bumhole and spread cheese on it for an extra special treat
>>201668623croydon clapmeat for violent goons
>>201668597Fair enough. Personal preference and all thatThey are dogshit though
>>201668647just cheddar. nothing fancy
gf has been real cagey with as of late. think it has to do with the fact that i cried in front of her last weekend?god you can win in relationships. am i just not supposed to open up at all, even though they say that's what they want?
>>201668643Women be like "why don't you ever go down on me"
>>201668676>i cried in front of her last weekendc'est fini
>>201668397corrrrrr tats aren't worth the trouble>>201668458leesi likes kitsune's, they shapeshift. it 's how the self proclaimed witch tricks us with wholesome christmas streams
>>201668676you're supposed to open up to anonymous strangers on /brit/ and get made fun ofyour gf was making fun of you too in her head
>>201668670tell me an objective reason as to why they're dogshit then? you can't use le in house movement argument that's just marketing bollocks
Eyes start collecting some tears and go watery whenever I read a wiki page about how someone died and it's like cancer or something even though it's not like I have any shared experiences or actually think anything at the time. It's like an automatic response. Why does this happen?
i told this girl at work who i want to bang so hard and talk to constantly and flirt with i was going to a casino this weekend but it was really just a lie to buy her a 700 pound pair of vivienne westwoof shoes with my "winnings". the reality is i work full time and have me rent and car and everything paid for so just have loads of spare cash. . NEED her to ditch her bf and she talks to me constantly about her problems with him and giggles like aschoolgirl when i tell her she's an angel. even if she won't go out with me she'll walk around in the shoes and let me smell hher air and feel her hips. she sits there at work browsing shoes and dreams of these and says she'll never have them to just hand them to her would be magical
>>201668718menopause
>>201668648just not onshe needs to get a clue
>>201668676I'm convinced you should only show genuine emotions like that in front of another manWomen expect you to be (to an irrational level) someone who's all together, that's why men need guy friends
>>201668676women are subhuman, leave her now
think there might be a mouse in me house
>>201667714I saw tins of tobacco for sale in Asda the other day.
>>201668718it's called being human, lad. sympathy, empathy. it's a good thing.
>>201668643fucking hell thought that was my ex for a second with the miku tshirt and piercing and green hair
>>201668744I am a 27 year old man with normal test levels.
>college grads can't get work in the US>Trades men are struggling to keep jobs because of the lack of construction >The country is so shit to live in immigrants are going home>Americans now dream of living in Europe and Japan more and more
Peng ting in a floral red dress at the pub earlier today. Wish I weren't married FUCK
@201668527how does he always happen to be present whenever rangers or smelltic are mentioned on /brit/?can it be inferred from this that the cunt spends most of his jobless life on /brit/?it can
*points to the thread trebuchet*okay now, get in
just found out what happened to lord byron
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y53bJDEHSWMI can't be racist when I love this song so much. Funk and soul was a pretty good invention desu...
>>201668746Are Korean women like that as well?
the skimask thugs are out timmy stuck in
>>201668712 shitty designsno history or prestigethe over-engineering you'd expect from such watches is subpar compared to their rivals it's just gaudy shite for nouveau riche plebs.
>>201668883this is a blue board
How do I get over emotional trauma, lads? Had a bereavement around a month ago and now I suddenly feel myself tear up at the slightest sad thing on TV.
>>201668643>>201668883At least post naked CHINESE or KOREAN women, you FUCK!
>>201668883begging for a nubian rod in between them
>>201668852does it look like the negroes we have to deal with today are the same kind as these?
>>201668922Get a grip
rolex gang stay winning>b-b-but they're overpriced!don't care>b-b-b-but they're normie!!!!don't care, classic
>>201668676>i cried in front of her last weekend?Mate the only time a grown man should cry is if a loved one dies and that should preferably be done alone.
>>201668922give your toenails a trimive just done that and i feel a lot better
>The Foot Fondler was imprisoned for 20 years for his crimesAmerica is fucking mental lmao
>>201668922stop thinking about it
>>201668922cum on your loved one's grave
>>201668676talk to her again?
>>201668880Dunno, I'm an Australian visiting KoreaHoping to find out though AYE AYE AYE *nudges your shoulder*
>>201668950of what?
JessiJamesTeam Rocket blast off at the speed of light.
>>201668712You think they’re cool because you probably seen some successful asshole wearing one, and now you want to be like that asshole
>>201668006Celtic has a history of having jap players.
>>201668979Good luck. How tall are you btw?
>>201668954i cry at music, movies all the time
>>201668895>shitty designssubjective>no history or prestigeits a young brand but it does have it's place in the luxury watch market>the over-engineering you'd expect from such watches is subpar compared to their rivalspatek philippe has some very over engineered timepieces, not an argument>it's just gaudy shite for nouveau riche plebs.regurgitating some stupid youtuber's opinion to sound "sophisticated"
>>201668964CWLTSHC
>>201669003it's not good, you should have more self-control
>>201669002I’m 5’7 but most people here are shorter than me
I WILL NEVER BE A 19TH CENTURY BRITISH NOBLE
>>201668964Male!
>>201668922I don't know lad, time is supposed to heal
>>201669034Sucks to be you. I am.
>>201669034last time I died was the 11th century
>>201669066took you long to respwwn
>>201668994
why does the Belgian poster only stop race baiting for engaging in watch discussion?
Friendly reminder that anime is for nonces.
>>201669086yeah, not sure how it works
>>201668994meeeeeowth that's right!
cheap whisky down the gulletgoing down smooth after all those beers
>>201669091corr reckon he shagged that pikachu after this?
>>201669029Really? They all say their average height is like 5'9 now and 5'10 in the big cities. Maybe you're taller than you think you are.Why did your flag change btw?
Back with the cans, ladsAnd got some fish and chips
>>201669018>patek philippe has some very over engineered timepieces, not an argumenti mean thats the point? mechanical watches are nothing but a prestige item and no one who has any taste buys a hublot. it's the same as covering yourself in designer prints. only new money plebs and posers do it.
Sir Mossball Starmer
>>201669098cuckposting and watches are his autistic special interests
>>201669127corr could just go some fish and chips now with a nice pot of curry
>>2016690026'2>>201669029OI PISS OFF HE WAS TALKING TO ME
I'll always remember the time my ex-gf asked me to open a jar for her and I couldn't do it. Go to the gym if you're a weaking bros
>>201669107IT ALL COMES TUMBLING DOWNTUMBLING DOWNTUMBLING DOOOOOOOOOOWN
>>201669064you wouldn't say that if you were
my dad died and when I told /brit/ they just laughed at me. I won't lie. I genuinely closed the page and could feel my eyes water. That changed me
Is it cringe to wear caps over the age of 25? Never been a hat man myself.
>>201669175more of a technique than strength issueyou should have gotten a clue
>>201669175Opening jars is not about strength but technique
>>201669195HA HA!
>>201669195sorry mate
>>201669119no nut Jessie raped Ash
>>201669126I'm 5'6 and even here I commonly see guys shorter than me. I also see taller blokes but it's clear a lot of men lie about their real height
lads what's your favourite film starring simon pegg and nick frost (besides the obvious hot fuzz)?
Remember the time that British nonce that posts here tried to open a jar and couldn't then cried in front of his fucking girlfriendDidn't get a crumb of a shag postwards
>>201669127imagine if the IRA banned beeryou would be well fucked lad
>>201669137>no one who has any taste buys a hublotsubjective opinion againonly youtube dorks hold that opinion to sound like they're from old money while all their wealth comes from youtube adsense and paid advertisements for vpn's
>>201667714>destroy my lungs Why do people act like smokeless tobacoo isn't horrible for your oral health?
>>201669198What do you think is going to happen? You think people on the street are going to stop you and ask for ID? Get a grip and wear a cap, no one cares
>>201669198Absolutely, they're worse than backpacks. Always cringe when I see a grown man wearing a fucking cap lmao
>>201669195cried twice when my mum diedonce at the hospital when she was on her way out and my aunt gave me a hug and then again at the funeral when my dad read a poem he wrote which was weirdly poignant given that they'd been separated for like the prior ten years
Alri lead singer of Disturbed
>>201669195sorry lad, what time did you post?
>>201669224Paul
>my dad died
>>201669175Me? I stick a butter knife under the lip of the lid and pry it open till the vacuum seal is broken
>>201669198just get on fin or go to turkey
>>201669237IRA just run drugs here now
>>201669201>>201669206dyel cope>>201669195sorry but this isn't where you should come if you're feeling sad about something
>>201669195some proper heartless bastards here lad, literal sociopaths. hope you're feeling better now.
>>201669091Weee
>>201668951Hi I'm a rolex owner. I used to name fag as Rolex Owner.
>>201669169Can't believe that gremlin tried to impersonate you. Luckily I never fell for it.Do you tower over most people over there? And what brought you to Korea?
>>201669255What's wrong with backpacks?
might wank to a pic of my ex
>>201669270I have long hair but I just like how they look and useful in the rain
might get on the bloody marys
Haven't been able to go to gym in yonks about to lose it
>>201668951nothing wrong with rolex
genuinely find it hilarious when I find out someone's parents have died. even more funny when they know how funny I find it and they confront me about it and I double down.
>>201669195>my dad died and when I told /brit/ they just laughed at me. I won't lie. I genuinely closed the page and could feel my eyes water. That changed meBloody nora ive been here too long. I remember this
was brutally abused as a childbastard dad fuck you fuck off you old cuntturned out normal enough though ahahahaha except for posting on /brit/
>>201669291really? i dont remember seeing any of your posts at all
just started drinking lol
>>201669284their shadows even make pussy lips
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bxjdg_D5YQY
>>201669294>What's wrong with backpacks?SCREAMING
Mad how Boudicca might not have even existed
>>201669332ever considered you were a shit child?
>>201669292Ye, I'm tall and have a pretty wide shoulder width too so towering over them pretty hard which I enjoy kekAs for why, missus is Korean so I'm here enjoying the cheap ass booze and ciggies
>>201669195:(
>>201669276Yeah but just hypothetically if they said beer is banned any shopkeepers stocking cans get kneecapped then what are you going to do?
>>201669284those are likely two male cats
>>201669292Sorry not sure why my flag keeps switching. Here to meet my long distance bf and have gay sex
>>201669342W-w-what!??!
what phenotype is this?
What's funnnier than someone's parents dying? If they're a man and they fucking blubber and cry in front of their gf HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA
when I was a kid walking to primary school, a man in a car pulled up beside me and told me not to go to school that day. I heeded that advice and have always assumed it was a time traveller warning me about a traumatic event or something similar that was meant to happen but looking back that whole day is a blank and he probably bummed me in that car and I've just repressed that memory
>>201669239all opinion are subjective so thats redundant? you're entitled to believe hublot is a respected luxury watch brand, but many people disagree with you i cant afford any of that shit anyway, but even if i could, i wouldn't buy a hublot!
>>201669372>he has an asian girlfriend and feels personal pride because he feels taller than the local menpretty cringe mate, you're only living up to all the negative stereotypes about losers who date asian women
>>201669408Rork
>>201669363Not an argumentFar better than carrying a handbag like a girl
>>201669408looks french
>>201669372>cheap asstalk like a white man or fuck off
Ginger Sadhbhs guzzling the nectared alcohol from a bottle while their chebs clap clamorously
>>201669372What would you say the average height is?
>>201669408balkanoid
>>201669426Ah sorry I meant I'm here to SHAG pussy of courseIs that better?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eU4lQDu9rNE
i'm transnigger and my lips just came in the mail <3
Gonna put the rent up by £200, my tenant will either pay it, or fuck off so I can put the flat on airbnb. Either way is a win for me.
would you rather be ugly and 6'2 or handsome and 5'6?
>>201669388Lad, I don't live in the NorthThey have no power here in the west
>>201669492i already am 5’6 and ugly so the first one
9485Here's your You
>>201669485Hope you get merked by a feral groid ngl
>>201669472no not really, stay in Korea because you obviously can't compete with other white guys lol
>>201669465Hard to say as I haven't been here that long yet but I reckon nipple height?
>>201669472very cool
Honestly can't stand tradies me. Failures of life who didn't pay attention in school so learned how to tighten screws and make a business out of it. I had a new boiler put in the other week and I refused to make him a cup of tea lmao
lil timmy just dont measure up
>>201669492im 5'6 and quite handsomelow bf% and fairly muscular, good faceno problems with the apps etc.
>>201669440not in the least
>>201669508yikes sorry matedo you at least have a big willy?
>>201669366>A ginger bird who had people willing to fight or die for herPretty far fetched, doubt she even had friends
I tip the cashiers at Tesco
>>201669550Do tradies not have to go to school there? Here it's 3 or 4 years of work/school, I think about 18 months schooling
Hublot wearing thug slapping his oiled up bbc silly into a fit blonde while timmy peckerwood is winding his grand seiko up at home (he hasn't moved around enough in his smelly bedroom to keep it ticking)
>>201669366I assume all stories about women warriors are fictional
>>201669550Fucking seethe at how much more money they made than me and most of the ones I know didn't even finish grade 12I'm happy for them but can't help being envious
wanked to rule34 of goblins twice today
>im 5'6 and quite handsome
>>201669498I dont believe that. But regardless its a hypothetical. The island of Ireland bans booze. What now for canslad?
arse getting wogged and pakied like a rotherham schoolgirl
>5'8IT'S OVER
>>201669550And yet you can't tighten screws and pay him to do it.
Shall I make the new?
>>201669572no
>>201669604you post that but ironically you look like shrek
>>201669550tradies get paid more than most graduatesmad how having a trade that actually benefits society is better than some elitist poof who think his degree in english makes him superior to everyone else
>>201669607https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poit%C3%ADn
>>201669637yeah go on
>>201669529Cheers.>>201669519Nowt wrong with playing to your strengths.
>>201669637no, someone else will do it
>>201669647i look like fiona
what phenotype is this
>>201669637Nah heard janny telling off another Nigel with these reckless news
>>201669588They need qualifications and training. Skilled trades make more money than most grads so not sure why the weird comment.
Sorting the new out lads. Will be done in a minute.
>>201669687>>201669687
>>201669661>>201669692>>201669692>>201669692
>>201669660*BANG* That was your kneecap exploded.
