>>201676170
>interpals gf messaged me backI'm in love
if the world went to shit and i had to build a building, it would look just like the ones in india
>>201678324i would build a badass castle personally
sweet as cherry pie
this is the thread
My mom bought me chicken teriyaki don for dinner :3 listening to death metal now
redpill me on prussia
>>201678303who gets silver and bronze?
>>201678361It got abolished after WWII but functionally ceased to exist during the Weimar era. That’s how things stand
>>201678323i bet she's asian and ugly
>Arizona College of Nursing>it's in Colorado
>be Jew >be Ashkenazi Jew>"-nazi"Ermmm.
>>201678380okay but how did it start and what was it like and why was it separate from austria
>>201678385>Norfolk, VA secretary>has mailing address to georgiahonestly why do states even exist at this point
>>201678368no one, it's just a pat on the back so the government looks like they give a shit. at the base I was stationed at, gold star families had two parking spots reserved in front of two of the 5 PX's. Other than that, likely some sort of annual luncheon maybe?
sup brahstoday was so amazingly beautiful
>>201678430what egirls did you watch?
>Kansas City, Missouri
niggas in my buttholeniggas in my butthole
>>201678397Ashkenazi means “from Germany” dontchaknow https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ashkenaz#:~:text=The%20region%20of%20Ashkenaz%20was,and%20it%20included%20northern%20France.>>201678407It started as the establishment of a Protestant kingdom in the former lands of the Teutonic Order. It was separate from Austria like most German states were separate from Austria, except that Prussia was also outside of the Holy Roman Empire
>>201678446Spinster...
>>201678453alright i guess that's good enough of a rundown thanks
>>201678434NoneI don't like streamersI spent all day in the sun
will the resident foid please post your boobies and butthole?thanks
>drive through washington to skip portland>gas is 4.25 therewhat the FUCK
>>201678487As the leader of the foot clan delegation i feel belittled and slanderedThat bitch needs to post soles yoo
There's a McVeigh moment coming. I can feel it. >>201678491Where was your destination if you needed to detour thru WA?
>>201678413>Paradise, Texas>Hell, Michigan>even though Michigan is heaven and Texas is hell
Dagashukashi is deeper then I realized
are you kidding me, 4chan not loading images again for the second time in two days. this website desperately needs white ownership again, holy fuckaroni.
>>201678511>There's a McVeigh moment coming. I can feel it.But WHO was the second guy lol?So silly hah haWhy did they have a temporary field office in place that day too lol? So strange
your wedding song saarhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRjLgSkBOGU
If I were American I'd go live in one of the less populated western states like Montana or Wyoming. Sounds so peaceful.
>>201678558You live in Canada already, retard
>>201678558no jobs
>>201678511astoria
therapist is putting me on the SSRIs
>>201678586LOL
>>201678586what's therapy like
>>201678586nigga fell for the rapist meme
SNRI>SSRI
>>201678586>paying someone to tell you what to thinktherapists are the most mentally deranged people out there
>>201678586Only MDs can prescribe pharmaceutical medications here idk about there. I do know medical care in the States is much more patient-affirmative than it is in Canada, because it's way cheaper to just give the patient what they think they need/what they're asking for rather than actually do serious diagnostic and therapeutic work.
i had to do local anesthesia when i had my wisdom teeth removed
>>201678629I got general anesthesia. I had mine out in the hospital.
>>201678599>"so what have you been up to anon">explain how i lived during the month of august>"...i don't think the medication is working"
drunk...bored...any questions?
is it worth spending $60 on ubers just go barhopping for the chance of meeting friends or a girl?im so lonely
>>201678653I have an irregular heartbeart and they were afraid of doing it
why are people still uploading pictures as if it's working?
>>201678678Just add local people on FB.
>he can't upload picturesLOL
>>201678678who you gonna meet at a bar who's worth hanging around withgo to the gym
>>201678661Are you diagnosed?
>>201678678That's what I did (just got home a few minutes ago). I didn't talk to a single person while I was out, except cashiers.
the only therapist i felt comfortable with now works for the most expensive private hospital, so i have 0 chance of getting her againi follow her on insta
>>201678678Use the busor get lucky and have a bunch of bars situated around each other
AYAYAYAY IM YOUR LITTLE BUTTERFLY
>>201678682you're the only retard with the problem, retard. delete your cookies or reinstall your browser, above all, stop being retarded
just spend $100 on a sugar baby
>>201678698I don't have Facebook>>201678703Sexy girls or funny menI've met many cool people at bars before, but that was before I moved away from all of my friends, we would go out together>>201678707I would try to force myself to talk>>201678724the bars are next to eachother but the street I want to go to is a $30 uber ride away
so if the site is working on some devices but not others, that means certain users are connected through a separate server, probably an FBI one.
you know why they can them therapists? because they rape your mind with medication
kek kamala just ended her campaign
>>201678760psychiatrists give you medication, therapists just talk and listen.
Can't believe how much disposable income Americans have to just drop $30 on a single Uber ride.
>>201678770it would be two of them, and it isn't exactly a good financial decision for me. like I could afford it, but it wouldn't be worth it if I fail to meet anyone
so you're broke again is what you're saying, jeet
cumala sucked her way to being the democrat nomineeimagine how good her head game is, she could suck your entire life straight out your dickhole
therapist cant give you medsi actually like my psychiatrist, shes a smart pretty woman, so i like her
>>201678742>I would try to force myself to talkThere's something about being alone amidst a crowd of couples, friends, and families that gives you a "creep" vibe. No one wants to talk to just one person.
>>201678749fuck are you talking about
>>201678792willie brown was such a simp
friends don't let friends drive drunk.but i don't have any friends.
>>201678796this cant be true, otherwise everyone who moved to a new city would be friendless and alone
>>201678796Man I think it's your personality. If you were charismatic enough you'd be able to get free drinks even.
>>201678811Don’t drive drunk. I’m not your friend
Why yes I sip and swerve, drunk driving is fun as fuck and my God-given right.
Having just one beer while driving doesn't seem so bad.
How drunk are you getting alone at the bar where you're afraid to drive? Save the money and buy a 30 rack of natty ice
i want some attention
>>201678704until recently it was diagnosed as some kind of add + anxiety disorder but after a lot of different meds for that not working mixed with that discussion of the last month it looks like it's being treated as depression>>201678793yeah. i have to contact my psychiatrist before next session, who works with the therapist to get the green light on what to prescribe
>>201678857I don't have a car
tfw no drunk gf
>>201678870You're not getting a gf if you can't drive her home from the bar, doofus
>>201678890we'd get an uber together
Can you order liquor on Uber Eats/Skip/etc. in America/Mexico? You can here.
>>201678895so you just have infinite money to use on ubers, drinks, food, and saving for a vehicle? why don't you just buy some overseas wife then? btw nothing romantic about riding in the back seat of stinkjeet's honda crossover, i know this from experience
Remember when Chester Bennington killed himself?
oh yeah just like that daddy oh yeah
>he doesnt live by a liqour store
>>201678927I really don't understand your pointwho tf drives to a bar anyway? especially after 10 pm
>>201678889
Lick her stores here are owned by the gubmint
>>201678936Proverbs 20:1Wine is a mocker, strong drink is raging: and whosoever is deceived thereby is not wise.
>>201678901I think it depends on the state or even county. But yeah technicallyland of the "free" and all
in vino veritas
my co-co-cola... where's my co-co-cola?
>>201678870Then why are you wasting money on the chance of smelling pussy you chump?Buy a whore or buy a car
>>201678962ad astra abyssosque
>>201678944so you've either never been to a bar or you're trolling, got it. evens go for it, odds stay home
>>201678968I'm terrified of driving and I'm just so lonely. I want to feel wanted, a whore doesn't satisfy that.>>201678975I've been to bars literally hundreds of times, just not alone, and not in my new city
>>201678990Good luck then
>it's been great getting to know you, wanna have a night cap or two back at my place? we have to uber though, I'm scared of drivingwhat can go wrong
>>201679051wtf?you must be a flyover, no one drives to city bars
damn cumswala fucked up big time
>>201679051>>it's been great getting to know youI've never even gotten close to this point.
Just remember if things are bad, they can always get much worse
>>201679069she's very used to fucking things
i did everything wrong
>>201679090Whenever I'm feeling down i feel my goochIf there is no tick there I'm happy. Just imagine being in a bad situation and finding a fat deer tick nestled under your sack.
does /cum/ separate the man from the artist
>>201679121Then you get Lyme disease and lose years of your life
im here to drink lube and fuck faggots... and Im all out of lube
when in doubt rub one out
>>201679065>no one does thisExactly why you should, unless you drive a shitbox then yeah I can see why you'd prefer to hide it. >>201679071>name>where are you from>where do you work>if job requires school: where did you study>outside work, what hobbies>ask region specific questions: favorite restaurants, music venues, viewpoints, fucking whateverDirect them to talk about themselves it's literally too easy
>>201679156Nah fuck woody allen
Saw a duck skeleton today quite interesting to say the least and i poked it with a stick
I like sugar and I like tea but I don't like niggers no siree There's 2 known things that'll make me puke that's a hog eating slop and a big black spookYou know it, cause i show it, stick your black head out and i'll blow it
>>201679195>stick your black head out and i'll blow itThat boy ain't right
least racist 4chud user
smoked a moderate amount of dude and I have an overwhelming desire to get a milkshake
>>201679195>stick your black head out and i'll blow it
>>201679215Roses are red and violets are blue and niggers are black, you knows that's trueBut they don't mind cus what the heck, You gotta be black to get a welfare check
just made burritos for dinner. Gotta go to work tomorrowfeelsbadman
fucking love doctor pepper
https://archive.org/details/Nigger_Hatin_MeJohnny_Rebel
doctor salt
Got so much sunburn today brosMildly uncomfortable rn
>>201679279are you the chucklefuck from long beachwhy'd you do it bro
mirror mirror on the wall, who's the blackest of them allA man named king and there ain't no doubt he's causing lots of trouble with his baboon mouth!
>>201679279Me in 4 days when I go on vacation :/
>>201679296No i was closer to long island
hello im drunk
Anime
>>201679327suh dude
>>201679327Hello drunk, I'm Napoleon Bonerfarts
>>201679327It gets better
Hentai
>>201679330
>>201679347>bettersuch a thing does not exist
yaoi doujinshi ^0^
>>201679327I'm on dudewhy do people not talk about how much it increases your hearing?
>this kid's literally smoking weed for the first time
it's over
>>201679389I think about it every time, everything is so much louder
Okay I'm going to shower and shave and put on a nice outfit and if I am satisfied with my appearance I will pre-game and then venture out to some bars alone
life is going really really Good. right now
>'za and winefugggggggggg
>>201679389*talks in a slightly higher pitch* wohoah this stuff packs a punch
should i...?
I've had no sexual encounters with women but I've had a few with menAnd I'm not gay
>>201679414GO TO DE GYM
You can rent friends in japan
>>201679414Godspeed anon. Let us know how it went.
>psychiatrist cancelled my appointment one day before it
some of you guys are dickheads. fuck you
gonna sleep like 20 feet from the ocean tonight
>>201679496you can also just have people follow you around because they want to speak english
>>201679496That's not how friends work.
Lana is skinny again
>>201679533I can see her nipple, what a slut
>>201679533i don't know who this is but i feel like i want to attack her with a chainsaw
>>201679444I have only had sex with 1 man and we are datingAnd I'm gay
>>201679533she probably hates brown boys
>>201679533
>>201679561jonathan blow?
>>201679533ENHANCE
im gonna go get taco bell
>>201679600Taco Bell is way too fucking expensive here. A single dorito locos tacos or whatever the fuck it's called is $8.00. What a ripoff.
>>201679571would
Can someone draw a jug in ms paint?I need to test something
Humans are such easy prey.
poopy rapeypoopy rapey
>>201679641you're supposed to use the app
>>201679670
>>201679670how about a pair of 'em?
please save me americans
>>201679728ZAMN!
>>201679731ulla britta smitta fitta
>>201679731come to the pnw white man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0R6WIbx8ysE
i think driving little holes into my shin bone with a precision drill bit would feel nice
>>201679501I've already given up.I'd rather sit at home and wallow in anxiety than waste my money and have a panic attack in public when I can't talk to anyone. I'm short, unattractive, and have a disgusting body despite being a healthy weight. My face still looks fat and pudgy no matter how much weight I lose>>201679494I just do calisthenics in my bedroom and walk everywhere fot cardio
>ask momberg if she has a hairstaightener>she goes on about some long story about how the guy at the hospital uses a curlerDOES THIS NIGGA LOOK LIKE THE FUCKIN GUY AT THE HOSPITAL BISHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>201678305Well damn today I guess I learned Pikachu was named after a real animal
>>201679822post body
>>201679822you must seek council at the temple of thor
>>201678356damn that sounds good
>>201679871It's a dad bod, I'm 5'7>>201679878I can't do the gym man, not without a personal trainer watching my every move and designing a workout regime for me. Push-ups and crunches are the only things I trust myself to do without hurting myself
>>201678527always is
>>201679904practice the movements with only the bar and use the mirrors to focus on your form. everyone starts somewhere dude stop overthinking it
>>201679954Fuck no, I refuse to use dangerous modern gym equipment, I will hurt myself guaranteed. Mirror doesn't matter, I need someone else to tell me if I'm doing it right. I can't use bars, I want to get some dumbbells for myself though. I'm not trying to get ripped, I just don't want to be soft and pudgy
comfy anime
when I first started going to the gym i maxxed out hoping that the bar would just fall on my neck but of course im retarded enough to know how to just push that shit off.It was also like a really weird 24/hr gym that didn't have staff except for people who'd come in to clean if there wasnt some yoga class or something during the day so>>201679987quit being a pussy
>>201678384she's from argentina and whiter than you
>>201679904There are tons of weight machines. Its almost impossible to hurt yourself on thoseNot that going to the gym is necessary, if you want to stick with calisthenics get a pullup bar and some parallettes, maybe adjustable dumbbell too.
>>201680006i fucked her
>>201679997Good post
KinoKINO
For me, it's going for walks. Not even just around my neighbourhood either. Sometimes I'll travel into Vancouver just to go for a walk somewhere scenic.
>>201679946other stuff could be used besides peanut butter too
>>201680060stop. im drunk and crying
>>201680105It could be worse broYou could be crrunk and dying with a deer tick on your gooch
Taking a shit.
>>201680129Without pissing???
>>201680147Don't have much in the tank.
>>201680126hhhhhhhhhhhh fcuk
>>201678868man how nice it is to have socialized healthcare
Is this mexican alinha?
I hate girly perfumes and candles. Fruits, foods and flowers just don't hit right in an artificial form. FUCK lavender, FUCK citrus, and FUCK cherry blossom.Only trees/wood, mint or coffee is acceptable.
i am le epic and le based
>>201680212it is original alinha
>>201680227lavendar is good tho
>>201680233Glad you're still alive. Love you qt
Please kill mePlease please please I'm in east Long Beach, we can meetup somewhere nearbyI don't have the balls to do it myself and I need to die before I'm forced to endure a lifetime of misery Please
>>201680227it is the opposite fore mewhenever i smell any kind of male artificial scent that they have in perfumes or deodorants, i literally cant stand itme? love lanvander
>>201680266Lavender makes me want to maul whoever sprayed it.
s*uthern california girls are thots and youre on the beach, you cant suffer there
>>201680268https://youtu.be/Y6ljFaKRTrI?feature=shared
>>201680299I'm fucking short and ugly, thots want nothing to do with me
>>201680282I don't understand how you can like artificial lavender smell. It doesn't burn your nose?
>>201680299>jezebels and whores are good companyExodus 23:2 Thou shalt not follow a multitude to do evil; neither shalt thou speak in a cause to decline after many to wrest judgment:
>>201680295shush
Spruce trees smell magnificent. I hope to become a spruce one day. Did you know that "spruce" comes from Polish "z Prus" - "from Prussia" (referring to the Baltics)?
jesus fucking christ the amount of fucking camper van digital nomad cocksuckers clogging up all my classic sleep spots is unreal. winter needs to come NOW. send these faggots south NOW.
>>201680304aleeeeeeeeeeeee. how's it going bud?
>>201680346You seem like angry fellow, want to come kill me? I can give you my bank account it's, like $16kI'd withdraw it all in cash first so you aren't suspected of course
>>201680346how do they get internet out there
>>201680346lol get owned bum
>>201680330You know what I love KJV and NKJV but verses like these immediately make me reach for NRSV.
If no one will kill me then I will starve myself to deathMaybe then halfway through I'd become attractive and feel wanted and not want to an hero
I was mean on another thread. It just spiraled out of control and I started saying things I didn't mean to someone I didn't know, and now I feel bad, but it would be really strange to apologize in that thread, you know?
>>201680368i mean yeah, I'd need a gun doe unless you want it done bloody>>201680370there's 5g everywhere now>>201680383cost of doing business, enjoy rentberg
night buds
futa cock
>>201680394This makes me think of how kino Vancouver is in November. So grey, so wet.
cats have been yelling at the closet door. i wonder if someone snuck in while i was out and is currently hiding in there.
>>201680351its goingi feel so much betteri still dont think im doing "fine" like a normal personbut im not at the level of 4chan person
double parking to keep as many shithead vans rolling as possible. it ain't much but it's honest work
I can't get my fucking eyebrows threaded like that anon told me to, none of the places near me do it, they only do waxing which I don't want. I have disgusting caterpillar eyebrows, a fat belly, mediocre arms, mediocre facial structure, and a short height.I have been cursed by my genetics and I will forever resent my parents for having me when they knew I would be short. I want to die, please someone
Been sitting on buying this for awhile now.
>>201680485i just told you i'd do it, tubby
>>201680319the artificial chemical scents of male deodorants/perfumes burn my nose over more than natural scents
In ancient Sparta, citizens did no work, slaves did all the work, if you had to do work to make money you could lose your citizenship. Spartan citizens spent their time in leisure.
My God...it's full of stars!
i like listening to twitchthot asmr while i stroke my hog
>>201680428probably yeah. might want to take care of that
Dancing a jig
>>201680539it was a raving success too, as you can tell by the empire currently run by sparta
>>201680545I prefer Clockwork Orange
this guy looks evil, doesn't he
>>201680567They did beat Athens in the peloponnesian war, only because of that stupid Sicily expedition by the Athenian.
i would be a slave no matter what time of history u choose
/brit/ seems to be more spastic than /cum/
>>201680504Then drive down to Long Beach and fucking do it please
>>201680346You’re the homeless guy?1
>>201680550just checked, it was empty.
>>201680580i'm from the new world, i don't give a shit about greeks and their battles over rocks
>>201680609i literally just came from socal you faggot>>201680616the world is my home, rentoid
>>201680621Well the Athenians thought many city states were ungrateful for refusing to pay for the Athenian navy after they defeated the Persians at sea. Although those city state had been paying for quite some time.
>>201680645>naval battles without gunpowderHow would this work?
MORTAL COMBAT
gonna touch my penis soon
>>201678305Roman Cat-licks are why America has separation of church and state, it's not to give faggot atheists a safe space from reminders of God while they push sodomite filth on kids in schools.
>>201680653They ram each other and shoot arrows and board each other's ships
>>201680638Oh nvm I thought you were the guy in Oregon
>>201680653>he never played ac odysseysad!
>>201680574My favourite Kubrick film that I've seen is Full Metal Jacket. As to 2001: A Space Odyssey, I was moreso referring to the book. I need to read that again, I last read it when I was 14 and I never finished the series and I've realized that I need to read it as an adult. Arthur C. Clarke may have been a pedo but his futuristic, optimistic transhumanism is quite, I don't know...it's evil and wrong in a way, but it's so advanced and simultaneously optimistic and yet pessimistic and kind of abstract, in a way.
If I get over this anxiety attack fast enough I would still have time to shower and go to the barsDo you think I maybe have bi-polar instead of panic attacks? I can't tell
>>201680660Separation of church of state is a fundamentally Protestant idea.
>>201680679i am in oregon
>>201680660Separation of church and state is a freemason thing
i'm also in oregon
>>201680597
>>201680716Bizarre
>>201678305you actually did itthank you>>201678470no way he actually leaped that far snapping turtles cant do that
The word broccoli makes me laugh
>>201678862i understand here you go>>201679253i love it too but the calories
>>201680739what part>>201680744i went from high desert socal > utah > oregon. i blogged it here like a loser but got ignored bc im not a creative writer
>>201680704you have low go-to-de-gym-anosis and can only be cure by regular pilgrimages to the temple of thor
>>201680660there is more lgbt nonsense in countries who were(are?) protestant
>>201679279use some aloe, you can get some from the pharmacy or walmart it helps a lot >>201680740here's the full one
>>201680759>he thinks turtles can't jumpsomeones not from florida
I like giving advice to 20 yo girls having relationship problems, in my head I pretend everything I'm typing is being said by JBP, and my advice no lie is awesome
>>201680790portland
So what's the verdict? Go out with zero confidence and hope I get some when i get to the bars, and risk a public panic attack?Or keep wallowing in misery in my comfy bed without spending any money, but with a guarantee zero percent chance of making friends of meeting a girl? >>201680830We've been over this.
>>201680852My only criteria for advice is that I don't take advice from wageslaves
>>201680597/cum/ is many times more spastic than /polska/ stillwhy are you here
>>201680859i'm doing everything i can to avoid that place ngl, i wanna work in bend but i have interviews in seaside and tillamook first, some other job i dont even remember where
>>201680892whenever i don't want to go out, and i get dragged out against my will, i never regret it
>>201680893Let me make this clear, so all y'all see. I don't take advice from people less successful than me · Hah? Ain't no love lost, but the gloves off
evens and i go to sleepodds and i crank my hog to big booty latinas for an hour
nothing is scarier than a big tiddy goth gf without makeup
>>201680892are you the guy that wanted to meet up at seal beach the other day?
/brit/ seems to have a mental age of 14 compared to you guys
I wish I had a blonde, 20 y/o Christian gf.
>>201680930Good always beats evil
>>201680925I'd be dragging myself out because I am alone
>>201680958>>201680958>>201680958
>>201678305what one is this (baby rabbit)
>>201680938Yes. I am mentally unstable, as you can see. Only self destructively though, so no need to worry.
>>201680951well there's no harm in it i thinkit's starting to be nice and cool at night so you can enjoy the atmosphere at the very least>>201680969he is an angel boy>>201680944we are cool guys for the most part
>>201680982he was stuckwe saved him and let him free
>>201680996you took that pic?that's so sweet thank you for saving that baby boy he hasn't even had his first thought yetcum has good people
>>201680912it's worth a visit but it is going downhill as a cityway too expensive and the people can be very insufferable
>>201680969I think based on the rabbits we see there it's a whitetail jackrabbit (not my pic)
dang ol jumpin turtles dang ol eatin tomaters man its like like a dang ol jackrabbit man wont stay out ya know
