Ninja Hattori edish
Scattori
doing a poo me
>>201681419On and off. Posted this >>201676098 then did 25x20 pushups then posted this >>201679588 then went away to do squats (after shitting)
reckon people try to come up with various explanations for why people have fetishes but really its unquantifiable and sometimes it just is what it is just before you orgasm you lose all reason and sense of self its like that
Sitting in my car at 10pm listening to bladee and ecco2k songs I would overplay in 2018 whilst I laugh at Indians fighting whites on twitter. This is best cure for depressing
>>201681489That would be party-rape.
missus walked into my office, popped a pimple on her back while looking at my mirror, then walked out
>>201681470not that bad is it, fantasising about getting whipped and stepped on by a gorgeous womancould always be worse
>>201681526you must live in sao paulo
>>201681533didn't say it was up there or anything but always good to try and understand oneself
>>201681522didn't Freud establish that most of them are rooted in childhood experiences?(I haven't read Freud so I don't know)
>>201681546dunno likejust good craic innit`
pooing willard titties
>>201681548he probably said that yeah but i feel like that only applies for mega autist fetishes like inflation and all encompassing ones where thats the only thing they can get off to exclusively
driving on the motorway later. Never done it before and only been driving proper since I passed my test in junereckon it'll be reet tho. Just get the foot down on the entrance ramp, indicate, check it's all good, pretend to check the blindspot then bob's your uncle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydvOuoK67lE
>>201681579yeah well observed there i'd say lad
shes lowkey kinda fit
>>201681579>>201681601the height of aussie philosophy
Anglosisters….our response?
BLEACHRAW*does a sex wee inside an Indian girl on camera for all Indianlets to see and kill themselves*
>>201681579Yeah I agree with that assessment. Like any niche stuff is going to be from some random experience you had as a child, out of one's control.But then there are fetishes, if they can be called that, like women wanting to be dominated and men wanting to dominate. That stuff seems more built in by nature.
>>201681590yeah it's easy mate
>>201681614mental i could go to india and just drown in pussythey're so thick and malleable it's mental
>>201681608nah give me a few pints and i'll reach another level
>>201681621>men wanting to dominateweird fetish to be honest men are already smarter and stronger than women so drilling it into a sexual fetish just seems wrong to mepaki tier behaviourall about getting done in by a woman for me
Would you be willing to say that Charles is an old cancer-ridden bastard? I put it to you that Charles is an old cancer ridden bastard sort of fellow.
>>201681633>be walking around India with an ever increasing harem while indialets ACK like flies in your wakeKino
>>201681661the king of australia
reckon i've seen it, done itnothing could surprise me now
nelsons column
>>201681613any insult thrown around by indians is laughable and ineffective just from the fact they live in india
>>201681667Brilliant Could make them absolutely gag for it
can't believe I thought the Dire Straits were American
Margarined toasts toil.
anyone remember the cuckio meme?
>>201681707incelcore
Shame only munters do femdomIf I was properly rich and didn't need to toil I'd hire a Scandi/Russian/Italian woman for like 80k a year to be my live in mistress that whips me
>>201681661yesshould have just stepped down and let Will get on with it
poo has a way of making itself known
>>201681726trannies are disgusting
need to go specsavers today and get some less virgin looking goggles
need to get a mouth guard so no bugs crawl in my mouth while i'm sleeping
where is the recycle bin actually stored on windows what even is it
men should outwardly rule society and make all the decisions but there should be a secret coven of fit women that are incredibly dominant and sexysouth korea had this
alri lads
>>201681655Perhaps I will come across as weird in this post but so be it.I've always felt like sex between a man and a woman has a layer of aggression and violence to it. Now I don't mean men beating women, I don't mean rough sex either and I don't mean rape; I just mean normal sex between a man and a woman.Like on the most basic level the man is asserting himself and his will over the woman. Even in consensual sex with the woman letting the man have sex with her, there's still a physicality to it that is only comparible with violence. When else is a man 'allowed' to use his full strength? During sex women WANT that physicality from a man, in a biological way. For the record, I do not want to hurt women and nor have I ever.
>>201681805when you empty the recycle bin, the files are sent to a "cyberdump", which is located in the dark web
wanted to share with you lot, finally done with the ‘clothing’ the chimney and i reckon it turned out well also learned it’s called ‘tinsmith’ what i’m doing, as well as sheet metal worker
>>201681814hello japan
>>201681725>MargarineBLOODY MARGARINE
>>201681844looks quality that matewell done x
just paid £3k for a hug lads
>>201681821that's the way nature is matethe male fucks, in all speciesit's his purposewomen are tailored to be naturally submissive in sex
>>201681844He cute
"BLEACHEDRAW!"*flexes balls repeatedly unloading into an Indian girl's tiny pussy*
*casts line out to try fishing for the very first time and gets pulled in and swallowed whole by a great white*
>>201681875I would have done it for free
>the male fucksyou'd think so wouldn't you
>>201681875yeah, don't believe you
anywayoff to wank to the thought of a witch sexually torturing me then going to bed
any revving up the poo machine man in?
Reminder if you get belly button fluffYou are fat
>>201681844does finland have tradies or are you a bunch of normal guys doing stuff with metal
Placebo- Brick Shithouse is a such a fucking banger
>>201681881HyenasSeahorses
>>201681924https://old.reddit.com/r/gonewildaudio/search/?q=succubus&include_over_18=on&restrict_sr=on&t=all&sort=top
>>201681948>>201681844sweden i mean hehe
>>201681914Almost hooked up with a single mum again off tinder but she gave me bedbugs last time
>>201681805X:\$Recycle.Binyou can see it if you disable "hide protected operating system files"
>>201681939what even causes the fluffsometimes it's a colour unrelated to any garment I am wearing
I was built to boulder
>>201681981yea i found itdeleting something doesnt even delete it, just hides it from the file system and attaches some metadata to the recycle bin
imagine the fucking scenes when are Lucy is released
>>201681979fucking get her sprayed down with bug spray and pumped lad pumped I said
i must be loyle to my capo
>>201682026hahah
>>201681984A great moment in Aussie sciencehttps://www.abc.net.au/science/k2/lint/results.htm
We keep hearing about how we need more tradesmen, yet it's basically impossible to enter the industry.
>>201681984having a saggy fat belly button and idk it just kind of soaks everything in the 'phere up like a net
need a new way to show mild amusement 'lol' sounds too sarcastic and insincere these days yvk8r
>>201682070>>201680110
>>201682013Better way of thinking about it is it "unlinks" it and the recycling bin temporarily stores the link and reserves the physical storage so it doesn't get overwritten
>>201682070haha is the modern go to
might've done a wee in the sink again
grimes looked best in the we appreciate power videofact
speaking of milfshttps://i.4cdn.org/tv/1725147054831940.webm
>>201682088love this
>>201682135>I'd fuck me>I'd fuck me so hard
>>201681948>>201681967nah, we got tradies - “knegare” we call them - and it’s they’re all usually great people
>>201682090thats basically what i said
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PuzRbxU1X1Q
>>201682158she's sexy albeit so it's ok
>>201682135she's the one who got tom cruise into scientology btw
>>201682013it will be properly deleted eventually since the recycle bin has a size limitit's just a fail-safe in case you accidentally "delete" something you weren't supposed to
>>201682159bit racist
>>201682159hahaknegares
I’m a 22 year old virgin and likely will remain that way
>knegare
>>201682183have you thought about doing a bit of rape
>>201682166so's Ted Levinewhat's your point
>>201682183not really youll be 23 soon enough
>>201682026Neihttps://youtu.be/_VoCOwmOw1A?si=35nmnxU2QmULZv_v
>>201682203
>>201682201Not for me
OHP is such a good exercise Beautiful in its simplicity Just feels like something everyone should because there is no real set up toil
>>201682180>>201682182‘kneg’ translates to ‘toil’, so we call them ‘toilers’
doing a cheeky nibble on my desk in anticipation of the next great post
>>201682218Old niggas be thinking he means overhead projectors
drunk on a plane
>>201682173worth it if he got to coom in that
>>201682227nibble on your pillow more like
>>201682202new point: you're a gay
Got too drunk Friday but I also broke through a three month 20mm max hang plateau earlier in the day so who cares
>>201682260the fuck are you waffling about
>>201682249never post in bed me
>>201682227you a woodpecker then
mad how 2024 is already over
>>201682264I was 12 when this came out and had a big crush on heron all attractive women really. Still true tbf
mad how 1024 was 1000 years ago
Gn /brit/
psychotic how we all died 12 years ago but nobody ever talks about it
>>201682245he did
>>201682313Can't be true. Someone smart do the maths.
2025 will be the last normal year as 2026 will be the year that the whole carbon cycle goes into reverse
drinking a very peaty whiskeytastes like earth dirt and smoke
>>201682388mmm yummy... NOT
>>201682378she’s prettywomen shouldn’t get tattoos tho don’t @ me
>>201682392its nice i cant lie
>>201682395@anon grow up
RIP sol bamba
>>201682378Built to be pissed on
going for an incelride
we're just normal men
>>201682417something so on point about this
>>201682426she looks like she doesn’t insist on condom usage
>>201682378looks like the type of nigga you could buy alchemy ingredients from in witcher 2
too many lads here are perpetually down on themselvesthe problem is that it becomes a self-defeating attitude once they've internalised all their insecurities and criticisms
meditating on poo
>>201682264the Wall hit this lass at lightspeed unfortunately
>>201682436we're just innocent men
>>201682378Ouch
alcohol is gross
business idea: cigarettes but not ridiculously overpriced
I'm perpetually down on your mum
>>201682454we get it you learned what self fulfilling prophecy meansYou're so smart and ahead of the curve dude!
thought i gained a clue, but i only took a poo
lad in here told me I had a medal coming in the post a while ago but I still haven't received it
>>201682504I wasn't trying to be condescending nor espouse a new term I've grasped
leftypol wearing dungarees
i'd like to teach the world to poo, in perfect harmony
>>201682536must have a natural talent for it then
hungover as fuck ladsit's so over
my only flaw is that I'm too perfect
noticed brit is really intimidated by the intellect and sophistication of its australian posters
cel-rannew-totman-liva kino day had by all
Woke up in travel lodge opposite wether spoons, currently pooing out last night into the bog
>>201682560maybe you're just a grouchy, grouchy lad and need to cheer up as I was originally trying to intone
>>201682579did the african gentleman manipulate the spherical object?
>>201682570mmm well said
>>201682590did the gay man do a post
no one can match my poo
>>201682598she looks like meadow sopranos weird looking friend here
2 cracking games on today
>>201682652ye 2 games of rimming man's arsehole because you're gay
>>201682652shall be watching them both
>>201682659no , in fact. This isn't true
...posting on Sunday 1st of September from my rented room in Travellodge on the high street...
sustainability is hooking a gas stove up to your bum hole and using the gas to cook your next dinner
>>201682732righto Tim
>>201682732more of a premier inn man myself
>>201682750wouldnt be caught dead in there. holiday inn exclusively for me
Brainticket Jacket - Olive£1,495.00Free deliveryYMCThis is a hilarious con
need a new pair of trainers for my birthday. any recs ?
What time should I go Bouldering today?
>>201682779chuck taylor 70s
love a premier inncheap and cheerfulgood locationscomfy bedswell thought out roomstypically a pub attached so you can get boozed of an eveningsimply hearty breakfasts
>>201682783not a 17 year old girl
>>201682779I like Mizuno wave riders because you see literally nobody else wearing them, and they feel cool to wear
>>201682781don'tstay here and post with us instead
Any right wing schizos in?
pooey wee farts
GB News is 3.25 years old and it's made giant losses for three years on the bounceNot really sure how they can keep going
>>201682779Onitsuka tigers
>>201682824who knows
Always heard the lyrics to Brick Shithouse by placebo as 'lay him down, lyle'
any close to giving up man in?
Pissing on women has big Aryan energy.
>>201682795yea your a 30 year old gimp
had my shower now and i feel more on iti was feeling a bit grotty this morning which is weird cos i only had two beers and a bottle of wine over like 5 or so hours last night
what happened to my man rishi sun-ACK
beat up shoes just look better
burlington arcade for a new boater hat later
>>201681465Ding ding ding aha
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timeline_of_antisemitismreading this and shaking my head in disapproval
need a hapa gf lads x
LIVERPOOL
got the autism shoes ordered
putting a lil sass on this next poo
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Expulsions_and_exoduses_of_Jewsreading this and nodding my head vigorously
wassup fellow incelsglad we all up early ot make the most of our sundaysany of us daring to go outside haha?happy september
ebony bbw wank on the cards
no one told me liverpool is on the sea
randy orton slithering
>>201682911he looks like hes about had enough
Need a British lass gf lads x
you'll blink and it will be Christmas
>>201683175*blinks*
men are not ok
no one told me the 109 countries stat was a meme.it includes the US because there was once an order to expel the jews from one state which was never carried out.also counts the times it happened in the same european country as different times.and some made up old testament stories about tribes from the 11th century BC are counted as wellit's like the 41% of trannies thing, when there was a study where 41% of trannies reported feeling suicidal. And they actually inflated that number because it was a pro-tranny study trying to make them seem more oppressed than they arewonder how many things i've read here and internalized were meant to be a joke
if the axis had won ww2 jewish terrorism would be as bad as if not worse than islamic terrorism
90s Elizabeth Hurley90s Sandra BullockGoing to town on my shaft and scrote like a fat kid with cake.
>>201683252if axis had won jews would have sided with them and mossad would be exactly what it is today LOL
told my freddo bar it was nothing to me, not a brother and not a friend before eating it
tories are the ruling party and labour are the captured opposition
Talking of the Spanish Inquisition....For my 40th my lovely partner surprised me with tickets to Australia to see long lost family and friends. Never been before so I was beside myself.We hired a VW combi to drive the coast road from Melbourne to Sydney. Driving along a virtually empty highway in beautiful Gyppsland one day, we rounded a bend to see a police unit stood in the middle of the road with their hands up, stopping us.My first thought was, 'Wow! That's brave!'My second, at the very moment the policeman poked his head in the driver side and said Random Alcohol Test was, 'Holy shit, I've got an open bottle of beer in my hand'.Now, I didn't know about Oz, but I did know in America it's illegal for even your passenger to have open alcohol. So my third thought was, 'Oh Christ, I've really landed us in deep, deep doodoo now'.My partner was driving and hadn't touched a drop (obvs, we're not savages). 'You British?' the officer asked my partner as he looked at the machine. He averred we were. The machine beeped clear. 'You're free to go, enjoy your stay.'I don't know what the hell my face was doing, it all happened so quickly, but I do know my heart rate was through the roof as we went to pull off. 'Oh, just one more thing,' said the officer, Columbo-like, putting his face back into the van: 'And YOU,' he said nodding at me, 'You look like you weren't expecting the Spanish Inquisition! Have a great time!'I bloody LOVE the Australians!
>>201683315a willy up your arse
>famous person dies>even if they were 95 years old, 4chan retards: VAX STATUS?Ah yesBecause people were immortal prior to the vaccineUtter clowns
we at /brit/ say RIP to 95-year-old Sol Bamba
>>201683351you sound vaccinated as hell
MAKE WAY FOR THE KING'S GUARD!!!
>>201683351u've been done vaxtard
>>201683252hitler should have stopped at czechoslovakia and used diplomacy for his other aims would have been an ataturk of the germansso much for the past
>>201683351Shaky, withering, vaxxed fingers scrawled this out.
>>201683401luckily i have a tiny flag of every country in the world in reserve for any situation like this
how do I talk to girls
>>201683351>>even if they were 95 years old, 4chan retards: VAX STATUS?That’s the joke, and it’s flown right over your head
>>201683436I don't know lad I've never had sex, touched a breast or exchanged messages with a woman but I'm only 31 so there's still time for me still plenty of time haha
lmaomap men utterly destroyed those yank freakshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwBslntC3xg
>>201683436get drunk
Becoming a landlord and it's really eating me up inside after calling for the mass execution of landlords my whole life.
darth gayderlol
shut ins on both sides love to still wear masks and talk about the vax because it was the only time they felt normal
rub my feet ok
using an arm flail attack
elastic band around a womans fanny lips to shape it into a point so i can suck it and shag it like a penis
>>201683436same way you talk to anyonebut i'm a 33 year old virgin incel who has never been on a date so what do i know lol
>>201683611just wait til you see /r/BigClit lad
>>201683537blog on you insufferably boring bastard>>201683557vaxtard cope>reeee you complaining about societal oppression and discrmination is the same as supporting it i'm so le enlightened centrist
obama is a tan suit looks kinda racist. makes him look like one of them housenwords wearing the same white outfit as the plantation owners and the kfc colonel
>>201683611>shag it like a penis
this is my life today
i don't like you. PERIOD.
>>201683623that looks too much like a cock and im not gay
>hey lad, come here for a secondwhat do?
rolling a blunt
>>201683721stop talking about periods you weird freak
The most influential fascist to the present day isn't Hitler, Mussolini, Goebbels, or even Gentile, it's Alfred Rosenberg since his tactic of using anticommunist terrorist groups has basically formed the basis of British and American imperialism since 1944.
right so thats a gay cock going up my ass
>>201683753go to church
>>201683787alrighty then, ok
>>201683845yeah
>>201683810>Amber Gibson (right)good for them to clarify that cuz i wouldn't know where she is
had one of those dreams where I was comically late to work like it was 3 hours into the shift and I was still at home trying to find my shoes and all thatbut in this dream I did eventually get to work, 15 mins prior to the end of the shift and there was some big protest on so the whole workplace had ground to a halt and my absence hadn't been noticedthen there was a cute barista girl with green dyed hair who was working at the protest and I told her I worked here and she gave me her number. Then I woke up and cuddled my duvet for a bit pretending it was the woman from the dream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwdsnGfrd-k&list=PL7RVBKKO9UqyEr8kqLe9152SIktQjDl64
>>201683881They buy your waking life and get your dreams for freePlease stop posting NPC
>>201683860bit early for it ehi mean i don't imagine it's peak hour
You always hear about “bloody murder” in crime mystery fiction. You never hear about pooey murder. Make a Sherlock Holmes novel about that.
yank patter
>>201683909someone needs to do it
>>201683919pooey murder is a given considering most people shit themselves when they die unless they've just been to the toilet and didn't have one in the chamber
i always keep one in the chamber
>>2016840201 cum in your cock ready to go ?
Can British people even afford hobbies?
fingering my hairy shitty bumhole
i don't believe gooning exists. i'm a goon-denier
also doing that
Hamas are good people
giving cathy oral while she plays nintendo®
hamas? where's the ham?
>>201684043was going to write something negative in reply to this but decided not to. sorry
>>201684060It does but only on drugs.people who call themselves gooners after a 2-hour sober edging session are pretenders
trying to be more positive but some posts on this web forum are testing me
i can goon without even touching my cock
I murdered millions of my own children this morning
>>201684096gooning expert are you
wonder if some buddhist monks ever goonedit is supposed to be a meditative state right?
>>201684110theyre in my bum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNX3P5ywKLU&ab_channel=Steve1989MREInfonew steve dropped
my sperm thrive in adversity, they thrive in the sewers, down with the poo, they swim to the sea, they become fish
>>201683810What is wrong with Scottish people?
stolen goon valour
I am a failed fish
having brain zaps
Smoking a blunt outside
sir poo barmer, leave this house!
>>201684253it takes 10 german soldiers to wrestle one pole to the ground
Macbooks shit all over windows laptops
>>201684199that's anything living in water that needs to surface for air
deez nuts
I never get a turn
HRT is literally magic
>>201684271mine is 10 years old still going strong
6 posts to go
>>201684349I feel so bad for the blokes that believe this
Mad that girls think watching capeshit makes them a nerd. Marvel Movies have made the most money in history, it's basically pop music at this point.
>>20168437110 years out of a laptop is big numbers. My old windows beaters would be lucky to reach 5 years with repairs.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rage_roomthey're commodifying rage now
>>201684271Spend £500 on a laptop, replace it after 5-6 years.Or spend £3000 on a laptop and hope it can last 10.Tough choice.
>>201684462>>201684462>>201684462
>>201684421mad how they do planned obsolescence for phones and ipads but also do laptops that work as the same in 2024 as 2014
All the blood in your body is now testosterone - what would happen?
Just the nine pints for me last night then
>>201684371https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1fGNCvZL_w
>>201681844Good job swedey
>>201681875Ancient gimmick but a very welcome oneGreat /brit/ days
