Alberta editionPrevious: >>201688198
What new thing have YOU learned recently?
this is the thread
>canuck provincesso fucking lame, mapcuck. Mexico's states are way cooler than icy square #1937391
>>201709612there are literally zero mexicans in this thread
>>201709612says desert square #3135
>>201709461eating too many onions will make my ball sweat smell like onions even after 2 weeks
I've been taking very long deep breaths all day every day since I quit smoking. It's pretty great
Mapchud refuses to let go
Mapchad threads are sovlfvl
>>201709671did you not see the wasteland state the canadians left the last thread in?
>>201709468>>201709468>>201709468recycle for later
>>201709775good job buddydid you stop cold turkey or are you using nicotine in pouches or vaping now ?
jewess pilled again
>>201709857it looks normal to me
>>201709902cold turkey of course
I've never smoked
>>201709922because you're fucked in the head
new beaner place opened up near me and they won't shut the fuck up
>>201709726stinky
>>201710045>anime why are they like this
>>201710045>barbed wiresyou live in the hood
now they brought out mexican elmo
>>201710079i could tell by the mexicans
>>201710109lmfao
Thunderstorm won't let up. I have ordered chinese pick up but now I can't go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVECR6kGIfs
>NOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST BAN BRAZIL FROM XITTER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IV79ktgOIlw
Yeah, I love PS2. >The PS2 in question
>>201710595Yeah, I like kissing you
>Kamala is leading though
https://youtu.be/xqds0B_meys?si=Oo6aYZNBm88lq3bw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVneDykGjYM
>>201710664you're still seething from my post hours ago?
Politicstard loves his politics
>>201710493gemmy
SHE DIDN'T WORK AT MCDONALDS YOU LIBTARD
>>201710778one of my army buddies turned out to be one of these joker wannabe freaks, disgusting. with the gay laugh and all
Trying to learn spanish but I just can't imagine myself ever speaking with that gay accent. Should be going for DEVTSCH instead
I know more about science politics and economy sociology thannany of you but I don't feel like talking about it today
anyone had experience with ssris? yeah i'm getting nervous about it. ssris have been the backline of my comedy routine and now i'm supposed to hock em down every morning
>>201711253learn the caraqueño accent, it's incomprehensible to euroid spanish and makes other latrinos seethe
I want government cheese
>>201711286Yeah. It's really hard to cum with them and they make you gain a bit of weight but I think they work
>>201711286They can help. Tell your psychiatrist if you feel like the side effects are too bad to continue.
>>201711018she didn't she's a fucking fraud dumbass
>>201711286Maybe just use em temporarily until your life is together Unless you need em to stop hearing voices or some shit
>>201711286ssri’s helped my emotional episodes be less frequent and generally less intensekind of brought me to a more stable base line .
>>201711286I never felt more empty in my life than when I was on ssris, dont trust your shrink either, they get commission for writing prescriptions
>>201711420she never worked there!
>>201711476she also lied about listening to tupac in college (she was in college in the 80s) and fakes an ebonic accent when around blacks
Should I have a rotisserie chicken for dinner or a 6 piece of fried chicken?
>>201711492https://www.reuters.com/article/world/fact-checkkamala-harris-did-not-say-she-listened-to-snoop-dogg-and-tupac-while-idUSKBN25G1ID/
>>201711499From where
>gas fillup 50 bucks>food fillup 15 bucks>walmart hoodie 12 bucksi love hemorrhaging money
replying to a bunch of people in the same post is a very feminine trait
>>201711581she fucking said it in a video interview that you can look up, holy shit the media is so corrupt
>>201711581>Charlemagne ruined the interview with his dumb nigger bullshit Dumb nigger
>>201711618Thank you for supporting the American economy
>>201711499rotisserie chicken sounds really good but that’s just me personally >>201711631people would get mad at me when i mass replied so now i limit it to replying to only two posts
>>201711589Publix
>>201711687latinx
mass replying is based, especially in webm or rate threads
>>201711650I think you should stick with the McDonalds attack angle that one seems to be working a lot better. classic case of stolen mcvaloursemper fry brother
wanna fuck some latinx bitches
>>201710074kek i didn't even notice that
>>201711744this
>>201711335>It's really hard to cum with thembut you still get horny? or are you just kinda done with that too. honestly i won't mind if it's the latter>and they make you gain a bit of weightthats ok, i'm trying to do that anyways>>201711426>Unless you need em to stop hearing voices or some shiti sometimes hear bits of sounds and whatnot that aren't there but it's nowhere near being a problem. still very worrying, especially when the bit of sound is believable enough to start making me question whether i actually heard it or i misheard something and basically sounds like ssris are a step in the right direction regarding all that nonsense>>201711454>I never felt more empty in my life than when I was on ssrison one hand this is my biggest worry, on the other hand the more i think about my mental space i can't really think of it getting much worse. half of it is anxiety, the other half is distraction and escapism
>>201710074Mexicans have the best taste in anime
>>201711822dragon ball is not good
>>201711822anime is not good
so saint jiub was soul trapped before the oblivion crisis 200 years ago before the events of skyrimand teldry sero says he met himthat means teldryn sero is over 200 years old
some nigga named dex was in the projects layin threats, i jumped out the lincoln, left him stinkin, put his brains in the street now you can see what he was just thinkin
>>201711879Manga is better but you're pleb with no childhood >>201711907Most of anything is bad, you always have to look for the good stuff
>>201711933Big pun > big l
>>201711631Are you going to riot over xitter?
america is a country full of maniacs, and it's awesome
>>201711990put me on big fella, i've only listened to a few of his songs and they were cringe
>>201711810if you have nothing to lose and you feel like your headspace can't possibly get any worse, there's no harm in trying at least . they helped me a lot
trudeau is pretty hot ngl
>>201712008i never really used twitter except like once or twice to look up some porn artist
>>201712048https://youtu.be/0FG4302AjcE?si=why6mzwyj5obYJOTNot his song but he has the first verse and it's legendary Also his song with black thought
>>201712068Young Joseph Stalin is too. I guess dictators are sexy
i wouldn't tell my worst enemy to get on SSRI's
why is there one leaf who defends kamala like he wants her to fuck him
>>201712130i don't like the beat and his rhymes are pretty one dimensional, he needs a better voice for those lyrics like biggie or thrust
>>201712194Bro thinks he's American LOL
I like Russia a lot I wish we could be bros
Jesus christ I need iron so badly I'm so fucking dizzy all the time. It's so hard to motivate myself to cook anything and meats so expensive. I just want a giant foot long steak right now
>>201712167What would you do to them
puccia ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>201712233>Big pun is one dimensional but punchline rapper big l is fineLol https://youtu.be/zB2wJV-htiY?si=cMfotMlg9V4SiRrE
>>201712297have some cereal, it's quick and cheap
>washer my car yesterday>See the spots I missed todayFuck
>>201712297i take an iron supplement for this reasoni was always anemic and dizzy all the time
>>201712303so grim
>>201712352big l has better instrumentals and a better voice, simple as
I have a foot long steak. Well, 7.5 inches but still
>>201712303Fun fact: Derbent is where they had that Islamic State attack a few weeks ago killing 22 Russians. Looks like blessing the Holy and Sacred Quran didn't help at all.
i do like me some snownigga rap doehttps://youtu.be/KrGHujK8rmY?si=36quQDhK08VsQtOJ
>>201712408Wow just like me except it left water spots
America cries out for commieblocks
Who is your guys favorite wu tang member? For me it's inspektah deck
people realize kamala is literally just an empty puppet right
My swole knob your main girl cold slobbed and gave a blow job to my whole mob with no prob
>>201712454is this innuendo for your peanits
Kamala never ever worked at McDonalds
>>201712631she needs to be careful
She’s got my vote as a fellow McDonald’s Alumni
>>201712555whichever one was in gravediggaz, can't be assed to remember anyone but ol dirty
>she
>>201712550The projects already exist
>McDonalds
>>201712669Fuck I meant alumnus
>>201712355I only have a box of 2 year old stale original cheerios man...
>>201712578Ew
i hate the working class
i love the antichrist
>>201712733time for a shopping run anon, i like the special K with yogurt chunks
Everyone in this thread is a homosexual (except me of course)
>>201712806I like the "trump scat inflation" one the most
>>201712555GZA>the wu is too slamming for these cold-killer labels who ain't had hits since I seen aunt mabel. Be doing artists in like Cain did Abel now their money's getting stuck to the gum under the table
>>201712783all men are at least a 1 on the kinsey scale
>fjallraven backpack>technicolor workout clothing>mustache + stubble combo>ray bansyep, it's gentrifying time
>>201712598They really hit him with the Mussolini huh
>>201712676Rza, the de facto leader of the group. He's my favorite producer in hip hop >>201712864He's ok, I liked his album with DJ Muggs
Brian shut the fuck up you absolute retard
>>201712870
futanari inflation
>>201712979
>if it's not mutt politics it's some gay muttmust be tough getting mindfucked by american stuff all day
Brian lives in Wrigleyville
I should get a double quarter pounder with cheese
>american calling himself a muttdid you forget to turn off your proxy?
>>201713082Double quarter pounder? I hardly know ‘er!
>>201712990scooters are based and don't deserve persecution, everything else makes sense
>type 5 letters or type 9 letters to describe muttsthe choice is simple
lack of empathy is a mental disease.
>>201713082you really should. and some sort of soda, come on. the last time i had a quarter pounder, i was essentially starved from a prison. i know that sounds like iron man, but really! have one, heat it slightly if the cheese has gotten anywhere near solid, and let the divinity wash over you.
What was God cooking when he made stupid people the most talkative and assertive
one wheeler riders need to be run over by a car
Empathy must suck. Imagine consistently having your mind invaded by the thoughts and feelings of other people. No sir no thank you I'm doing fine
>>201709336If you look at that map of Alberta. The National Park of Wood Buffalo offered me a job straight out of college. I am actually from Ontatio btw. I said no because it looked like the middle of nowhere with nothing to do other than kill animals and have bonfires.
I just don't like them
im voting for the felon
>>201713324well think of it this way, people with empathy are glad you're doing so well with your emotional independence! we're all rooting for you.
show me someone deserving of empathy and I'll be more emphatic
>>201713281Type shi
Total Ontarian death
I will get a gf. You'll see. One of these days I wont' be alone anymore.
Having an older iphone is cringe because why does it take a whole month for a phone case. Amajew usually ships shit in like 5 days
>>201713324empathy is a weakness, it's a women thing, it's different from logic and fairness
>>201713339You missed out on the good life. Sad! Just imagine all the half-native children you’d have by now.
>>201685632
>>201713394Same. This picture speaks volumes btw unironically. Grew up with a couple really dumb kids that always grinded and they're all homeowners now. I was in GATE mkultra and I'm a total loser
*ruins your picnic*
Been hopelessly addicted to this kind of content for monthshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXdzxLf7CRk
commieblocks are more sovl than suburban sprawl and i'm tired of pretending they're not
>>201713457can you stop doing thati hate having to check my drink for yellowjackets when i set it down for more than a few minutes>>201713437you literally said last night that you feel empathy why are you walking that back
>>201713488That's because you're a soulless communist dog who should kill himself.
I could go for a banquet burger right about now
gonna have to buy a gun to protect myself from all these shitbulls
ants and flies, more like. i don't think i've ever had bees or wasps do it. but even ants are slow, and i'll give any prospective al-fresc-er's a tip: bring a little vinegar in a spray bottle. just spritz it in the grass around you, and your tiny friends will get the picture fast:"oh, those are the giants' sandwiches"
I can't stop sleeping
>>201713619that’s a good idea thanks ill do that next time
>>201713288What is this contraption
Bad news bros I'm out of weed and the legal weed shop is closed today
>>201713720the yuppie mobile
Imagine sharing the barracks with a guy who wants your butt
>>201713839hot
>>201713853Is that a micropenis
>>201713853is this a furry app
>>201713839imagine? if things get any more intense in the world, i won't have to! they'll drag my heart-murmur'y ass into battle, and the guy from my barracks will be telling me how that last album was "mid as hell"
>>201713895That's a nipple
at 28 it doesn't really feel correct to engage in anything except hunting and fishing
>>201713898no but the woof shit is cringe
>>201713839we had a barracks fag, he ended up getting fucked with a lot when the jokes got boring. i think he went to fort bliss if he didnt quit by now
Do you like 2% milk or whole milk?
>using capitalizationkinda cringe brian ngl
>>201714004only 2%
>>201713940Tramone?
If only there was some opportunity to prove how amazing I am and how effortlessly superior I am to other people
>>201714004i prefer 1 percent
poster below is gay
>>201714004Skimfag
>>201714079nope
>>201714004yea actually not even 2%, i only drink skim which 0.01%
>>201713853All these men are ugly. Brian confirmed ugly and probably a obesoid
>>201713931Extremely rare good post
i hate milk
>>201714168Milk hates you
Might suicide out of shame
>>201714143zach is bf material
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bme2siFikIsThis happened to me
do not google dolphin pussy
>>201714233>daywalker>thin beard>toxoplasmosis>bf materialyou're mental
I turned car off while drivingFelt weird when the power steering cut off and back again
I'm more attractive than the men Br*an finds attractive
>/pol/fags are insufferable >redditors are insufferable guess it's over
>>201714321Based same here
>>201714276>beta guy>confident girljapan is so fucking done
hello
>>201714290>>201714321i'm normally not into med phenotypes but there's something to him
>>201714004whole
>>beta guy>>confident girl>japan is so fucking done
>>201714168lactose intolerant?
>>201714300https://youtu.be/sWy6-rBn60c?si=KNIut4g4NqjJmJtk
>>201714391nope, taste just sucks
Making steak tonightCurrently eating salami and cheese with a nice beerThe local uni has a brewery so I can get tax free beer. It's $12 for 2L (large growler)
If you walk towards blacks on the street and dont move to the side how often will they chimp out and attack you?
>>201714398I kept the key in so the steering wheel didnt lockIt was fine, i was in 6th gear @50mph and kept control of the carJust wanted to see what would happen
Viva PhilistinaZZ I want more Phoenicians and Carthaginian immigrants immediately Pagan immigrants only!
>>201714459oh. well, you can substitute it with a lot of things. everyone thinks special k is bland, but have a tiny bowl with some half-and-half, and man alive! a fine dessert.
>>201714545no I can use it in recipes etc I just can't drink it directly
Kosher is poisonous.(U) isn’t associated with (R).
We need some medium density apartments with old fashioned facades
Sui side
>>201714483Just found out it's taxed but damn it's cheap
WomanWoah man
>>201714632Love this biological white woman cant wait to raise a white family with her
please stop spamming
brian's like a jeet when he gets horny, very single minded and stubborn
>>201714790only a matter of time until he start spamming gay porn when no one gives him the attention he wants
> wake up at 3pm> mapcel threadvgh...i'm home...
We now return to our previously scheduled /cum/
Woe man
>>201714824wait a minute. we've finished all states right?
QUICK! WHAT WAS THE BATTLE WHERE LIKE 50 KNIGHTS DEFEATED A MUCH LARGER FORCE?
Rapeorbraped
>>201714904I THINK IT WAS SOMEWHERE IN THE BALKANS or some other mountainous place
>>201714901US states yes, but not Canada, or Mexico, or Brazil, or Australia, or Mozambique.Map threads forever.
>>201714901he's doing canadian states now>>201714832men of wö...
canada has provinces not states, IDIOT
What happened to Kevin Nash
>>201714904GREY MARCH! SHIVERING ISLES!
The Poop That Took A Pee
>>201715073sorryim gonna take a showip and maybe do some other stuff ill see you guys later
Shallow Hal wants a gal
>>201715164I'm going to slap your shit you bitch
labor day sales be lookin zesty nahmean
I'm in the ocean gettin shark pussy
>go to pizza place in hongcouver>People put ketchup on their slices
i wanna work in a morgue. dead bodies are based, they don't yap in your fuckig ear constantly
>the ladyboy thread got deleted before the white cock or brown cock threadcurious
lord have mercy
>>201715362I hate this guy so much. HURR UNCLE ROJAH CAN'T NO FIND NO RAW EGG ON RAMEN DURR fuck off
>>201715365They usually prefer to hire women(The men tend to fuck the dead bodies)
why the fuck was my /v/ thread deleted. it was about video games and it didn't break any rules.and jannies wonder why their pay gets withheld.
>>201715458who's to say the women dont
>>201715500You can't make a dead cock erect
>>201715500Ladies and gentlemen Brazil's biggest brain
>>201715532that doesnt mean you can't molest it
Maury taught me that there's basically a subgenre or black women who have unprotected sex with one or more men every single god damned night of the year
Black people taught me that my father could have been even worse
>>201715697aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa>tfw it will never happen to meaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>https://archive.is/M79LO>"Archaeologists located the site of the Battle of Lützen in 2006 after a metal-detector survey turned up about 3,000 projectiles, ammunitions and other objects from the fight. A trench excavated in 2011 then revealed a mass grave.">"By looking at the unhealed wounds, the researchers could see what the men suffered on the battlefield. Though some men had cut marks and slash wounds on their bones, bladed weapons seemed to play a minor role in the deaths of these soldiers. Instead, more than half of the men had been hit by gunfire. Twenty-one suffered gunshot wounds to the head, and 11 of them had bullets still lodged in their skulls."Why didn't anyone ever tell me they were using guns during the 30 years war?
Another person I know went back to their old country to get engaged…What is going on in America, why are these guys going back home to get a girl when we have a crisis here?
>>201715796gun shot wound to the head means point blank execution that took place probably after the battle was over
>>201715874You would know, given your extensive research into the matter
Fun fact: people still die every now and then from unexploded World War I ordinance, and this is expected to continue for many years to come. It's likely that the final victim of WWI hasn't been born yet.
>>201715806>eggless hag copeI want my woman fertile, simple as. And I'm importing a foid because American women are vapid whores
>>201715900true
>>201715874Possiblyjust by going off what i've seen in movies I've hardly seen european soldiers use firearms unless the setting is closer to the middle of the 1700s
>>201715952>American women are vapid whoresThat's the unfortunate reality on the ground.
Unlike that country that has women who aren't vapid whores
>>201716050>>201715952>American women are vapid whores>I still can't get laidit's not over, because it never began and never will
>>201715952The problem isn't the women, it's you.
I've procrastinated doing 30 minutes of work for 10 hours
ate a raw onion and now my head hurts
Is $930 for a MacBook Pro M1 8-CPU / 8-GPU / 16GB Ram / 512 GB SSD a fair price. They claim 12-17 hour battery life
>>201716195>eating raw onionummmm why would you do that?
>>201716088go to bars around an hour before close, find a woman who's without a man out of the friend group, chat her up, buy a drink, hump in your car. wake up next morning, see your raped bank statements and ask yourself if it was worth it (it wasn't)>>201716142i have no problem with women, my problem is finding one worth my time
>>201716229Why not just get a normal laptop?Apple products are nasty
>>201716232/fit/ told me to
>>201716232Raw onion juice boosted testosterone in rats. I'm onionmaxxxing mom
>>201716251>/fit/ told me to
>>201716229The battery is gonna be a coin flip unless it's a new batteryI personally think 900usd is too much for a 5 year old laptop. A t480s is a good laptop in my experience and can be had for very little.
I haven't ordered doordash in monthsDo I dare?
>>201716316Fuck no.
>>201716316may as well just throw your money away
>>201716229yeah the M1s are good laptops
>>201716270those look super cheap but the m1/m2/m3 are so fast, i was just watching my colleague code on a macbook with the m2 and it was really noticeable
eat raw eggs and pork. boosts T levels and erection length
alright i found an M1 16gb refurbished for $830 fingers crossed, thanks guys.
Still my anus gently seeps
who is more oppressed: black kids mining cobalt in africa or queer she/they artists living in a red state urban area
I look at my sore and I see it needs squeezing
>>201716354>>201716329Okay I will resist.Now I just to resist walking to 7/11 and getting goyslop from there (I've already had 1700 calories today)
>mac
>>201716413Honest I think this song is overrated. There are dozens of Beatles songs which are better
My parking brake broke
>>201716472I honestly felt the same way.I love the Windows file system and Office, but m1 just loooks way faster than my ryzen 7
>>201716500Are you the idiot who was turning your car off while driving?
our car battery died today
I need a new alternator
>>201716528Or was it yesterday?
>>201716499I think it is particularly notable for having eric clapton playing
M1s are good but you won't be able to play any games on it
>>201716570Oh that must be why it's so lame.Fuck Eric Clapton and his boring blues rock
no way any of you guys are under 30 complaining about car problems and eric clapton
>>201716604>>201716604>>201716604>>201716604
>>201716527I am, but my parking brake is actually working fineIt was only a ruse
>>201716455which one do you think
>>201716567no. it was today
>>201716640the latter
>>201714004whole. tastes the best, has the best nutrition.
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