MiMo Mondays EditionPrevious:>>201726410
trimmed the ol' fingernails.
what does lolcow even mean
new thread time to move away from fatso glad i remembered my earlier post and could wait for him to fuck off. he is so sad that he always tries to hijack conversations - his existience is pathetic - but hes sooo boring that he couldnt even be a lolcow for feeling sorry for someone
>all the fortune500 companies are getting Indian executives and CEOs>Enshittification becomes word of the year
>>201741283Thanks. I'm not a hortifuckingculturalist so I don't know these things, I'm new to gardening
This is what going out for a cupcake and being caught in a sting operation feels like.
>>201741454Mentally ill loser that other mentally ill losers harass for fun The people who make fun of “lolcows” are usually even more fucked in the head
also it took him like whatless than 1 hour to start getting jealous and acting up? to shit up the boardimagine i sat here and complained about himf or any longer. would the place suffer? oh and it would be on a flag, where you cant filter me
Igloofest was a blast
>>201741454The "cow" is "milked" for "lols". If you can consistently get cringeworthy content from interacting with someone then eventually a community forms to "milk" them.
>>201741454retard you can milk laughs from
i wonder what i'll post to get banned next
>>201741528it's punching down basically, most of the guys on the new zealand agricultural forum are just as socially stunted
>>201741583You went???
>>201741626How about credible threats to a public figure?
>>201741679He said banned not arrested
>>201741709Two birds one post
>>201741679i would never post about having a diplomatic meeting with [known public figure] during [his/her] the midday of THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 14 in TORONTO CANADA
Learning Spanish the proper way https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gn3lc1GRjLw
I'm watching you, cummies.
ok y'all im headed out to the marriage market, you guys need me to pick anything up for y'all?
>y'all
>>201739066the old lady at subway got attitude when making my sub. idk wtf happened to her, she went from nice to weird. prolly had a bad morningwish she took it out on the chink next to me
kys
>>201741939Me like blonde hair big boob
When I closey eyesI can see you in the darkLike a ghost insideYou're still living in my heartI can hear your voiceLike a whisper in the wind When I close my eyesI can see you inSee you in the darkhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7kgy2SNlmP8
>>201741939Gimme a feisty petite redhead with an ass 3 axe handles wide.
>>201742036based
Boomers shat their pants laughing at this
>>201742162You had to be there.
>>201742162It was funnier than anything SNL has made in like 30 years
>>201742162t. lives in a van down by the river
I'm makin pussy niggas push the panic button
>>201741804interesting, I checked out the channel, some only have Spanish text, I'll watch some with both
>>201742186incorrect
>>201742162SNL is such shit
>>201742250everyone in brit has filtered leafs because of this person, but he isnt Canadianhe doesnt live in Canada and cant say anything when you tell him this, because he doesnt live in Canada. this person posts ITT but he doesnt live in Canadahe also has to post every day 16 hours and i dont have to be in brit soooo...
>>201742275Penis mightier
more like "the light inside the fridge has gone out"
Ahem
>>201742186Not saying much. They’ve never made anything funny
Currently watching WrestleMania 11 and drinking a jack and coke while my bedsheets wash. How are you spending your labor day?
>>201742317SCHUCK IT, TREBEK
Listening to Mexican music and also doing laundry. Gonna call my old man soon as listen to him rant about the demoncraps for 90 minutes probably
>>201742333Classic 80s SNL was great. 90s had a Renaissance with Farley, Sandler, spade, McDonald, Meadows et al after that it was just spazzatura, there were some occasional funny things like My Dick in a Box and Motherlover (feat. Susan Sarandon and Patricia Clarkson (I came)) But overall it's not worth watching. Just like Simpsons
>>201742309Yes we get it Adam Barrett is a fucking retarded boring extremely mentally ill obese incel with no friends not ever Doesn't mean you have to do the same thing just like him
My parents have TDS every time I see them they have some problem with "mango mussolini"
>>201742292>>201742250you should report these posts for avatar/signatures. he isnt from Canadahe also posts ITT
dont respond to ratpedo
fat piping up again for some reason
>>201742459It’s just not for me I guess
>>201742544I guess
imagine not having the union jack pedophile filtered, must suck
>>201742491It's all so tiresome
>>201742574I'd like to suck (you)
>>201742495>>201742558Posting this encourages him more than directly telling him to stop being a retard
>>201742612I dont even see his posts. Just doing a public service telling /cum/mers to ignore him so he'll go away
Does anyone else trim their mustache with their teeth
>>201742612together than are 6/10ths a person so "they" have to work together
>>201742640garibaldi wept
drinking coconut water
>>201742645nope. you're the only person in the world weird enough to do this
one of their two things they can do is posting 2-3 times for every post. they do the same in /brit/ and it doesnt work, but its something they can postremember when i posted and then someone started dumping star trek? its just "something to post" because they 1 have to match it and 2 self insert into the conversationthey are barely a person
>>201742559>>201742614Guess what
Most of my clothes say wash with cold water and tumble dry but I've started to do the opposite and they look much better and nothing bad happens. I don't do that with my wools obviously
>>201742719
i hang dry all my good shirts and pants
>>201742699Don’t be rude for no reason
their mental capacity is getting a post in and shitting one out, but for very long days. and with nothing else to do its got everything that it needs to sit here and sell its time for $20. its ineffective even as barely even a person
>>201742677It's true for the USA too
>>201742752vgh.... retvrn
they're discussing laundry, unironically
>>201742709Chicken butt.Guess why
forgot the posts where i said that he loves even negative attention (its all that he can get) and these times where he hijacks it to be talked about it the highlight of his day, so ill stop. orbiting near him is already rock bottomthat is all i will say because he is so boring of a person its pathetic
Might take a job as a room cleaner in a hotel and bang all the hispanic grannies
>>201742838
>>201742826Chicken thigh
>>201742838cool fantasy bro
A friend of mine is pregnant, I'm happy for her and genuinely excited. Where did my cynical emo personality go?
>>201742862>>201742880SENORRRRRRRRR
trying to think of a single thing black people have ever invented
Corporations, man
trying to think of a single thing mousepedo ppl have ever invented
hungry :/
ive invented more things than black peple + not an argument + you arent even Canadianyour life is sitting here on a fake flag on int 4chan
>>201743001god I love onion rings so much
those posts surrounding my post above are all the same person, talking to himself and mehow sad is that
total MN victory, again
>>201743053>>201743099You two should go on a date and then have sex while I watch
There's NOTHING good about Denver, Colorado.
I am an only child, I have never been in any sort of relationship, and I will never have any children of my own, not so much because I am a repellant toad or anything like that, but rather because I simply do not want kids. The parents have never once given me any grief over any of this, or expressed displeasure over not having grandchildren.Simply put, I am a very selfish man.
What was all the suffering for in my life? The humiliations? The striving that has only resulted in ruin?
Abe Lincoln sold poison milk to schoolchildren
>>201743199for the nookie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPKgaKHII-Y
more like "Back to the WaffleHouse(for seconds)"
>>201743196>*Gets killed by his own generation*
coldberg has me back on the socksjew again, not quite the time for the slipperpill...yet
>>201743122wow a mentally retarded freak i won against woaw so cool i did nothing and won because the other person is literally just an attentionwhore freak who wants me to do something and thats about it
How is it cold there It's like 100 ° here and we're right next door
>>201743161I feel like Colorado is Mecca for annoying millennials
>>201743196career criminal - looter, thief, murderer and got killed my a police officer for comitting a crime and not cooperating whilst high on drugs and was probably an alcoholic as well as a druggie. a literal demon if this is their hero or who is telling them what to do then it reflects poorly on the
bread and butter is our bread and butter
imagine someone telling you to not reply to someone, and you actually listen imagine being so low. but go ahead and end up like fat over there
https://youtu.be/baz2bwMAUR8?si=av4ToXAuAQuGlEKI
Vape was making my teeth feel like shit, which means it's back to edibles for me
cumfart jihad
Mental how in ancient times the main thing people are was bread. And spices were a luxury for rich people so any vegetables or meat they had was bland as fuck.
>>201743334>>201743452actual subhuam trying to put together a post. shouldnt of said anything because then it wouldnt try and look so pathetic still. god why is it alive
Can't handle edibles because I'm not good with having little treats about and not snacking on them yum yum yum
>>201743476>Are *Ate
>the main thing people are was bread
Buttered mousefaggot bread
i are bread
>>201743523
>>201743513That's how I ended up at warp 11
I are the breadest
the 3/5ths a person shining throughpeople started talking about it when (and because) i did. otherwise it would probably just be another thing you post alongsid everyone else talking, soon to be forgotten like all the rest of it
Mediterranean Europeans are surprised when they come to America and aren't considered white. It's fucking hilarious
First edible I ever tried was 10 mini cookies each dosed at 10 mg.Had no idea what to expect. That's 100 mg total. Munched out on McDonald's, got naked, laid down on the living room floor, arched my back (pic related) and nutted hands free.
Incelcycled to the beach getting blackpilled seeing all the happy people
Florida Italians. Subhumans
Area 51 bread
Watch out or you'll summon breadman.
>>201743622"White" is an American colonial term that has nothing to do with Europeans or anyone outside of the United States.
>>201743631Me going to the beach in September when all the kids are gone and it's still hot
be right back forum (going to go have a cigarette to celebrate)
>>201743702Originally, yes. But as American "culture" has spread around the globe, so has the concept of whiteness.
>That's 100 mg total.thank you for multiplying 10 and 10, i had no idea until you clarified
americans were soley responsible for ww2
>>201743756hello roddit !
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kctwd4w7R0
>>201743745It's just another example of things that Europeans copy from America that doesn't make sense. Europeans are Englishmen, Spaniards, Germans, Swiss, etc. the term "White" has no bearing on them, although as they increasingly import billions of Africans and middle easterners and Turks, the term is growing in significance.
>>201743792You are solely responsible for getting my cock hard
Breaddit
>>201743876uwu
butter my bread for me, will ya?
uh oh I think I'm falling for the cute redhead on Masterchef Canada
Canada!
>>201743915for me its kenia from 2017 masterchef mexico
the gf(canadian(concubine))
I look like this
>international student studies a bullshit degree in canada, doesn't finish it, works at tim hortons instead and illegally immigrates>no student loan debt thanks to policies for international students>real canadian studies in good faith>can't get a job that pays the debt off in as much as 30 years>collection agency expropriates all of his belongings >can't own any object worth more than $250>can't own a car>can't own a house>can't even legally own a computer, game console, large tv and in some cases even whole fucking household appliances are expropriated>can't leave the countrylol
why do the Canadian girls make faces like that
i aint reading allat!
>>201743979These retards are taking out fat loans on the family farm back in India, they pay the tuition somehow. That's why they are so desperate to stay, they made their families homeless in an attempt to become a Canadian citizen and bring them over.
>>201743946Made for average sized cocks
>>201743979>study history or liberal shit >"erm guys i cant get a job to pay off this school that i had to move country to study instead of typing into Google Wikipedia"
>>201743963Young Dave Chapelle
>>201743979It's funny how foreigners are unconditionally allowed to move to Canada but some actual old stock Canadians end up in conditions where they're just literally not allowed to leave Canada.
rip kobe :(
>>201744076do you think that every degree that isn't "history or liberal shit" including stem degrees is just pumping out jobs for everyone lol
>>201744103Wat happened?
>>201744155STEM is good though right
>>201743979I don't get why people don't just blast the face off debt collectors knocking on their door
>>201744187because you live with your parents and have never had a real situation happen to you outside of dungeons and dragons
My student loans were only $13000 and had 0% interest I paid that shit off in a year like a retard
>>201744094yearp, and those international students are unconditionally allowed to leave canada whenever, who has more freedom here really>>201744186stem is oversaturated nowadays there are many stem degrees that fell off since covid with millions of graduates unemployed
>Kobe beef....that's supposed to be the best..
this the nigga playing runescape 18 hours a day saying this?
>>201744155also goodbye...>>201744245nah they will bounce backyou can at least use most of the STEM degrees. maths not so much, except goverment
>>201744283>nah they will bounce backnope... i'm sorry, you're coping, stem isn't the same anymore and the world economy isn't the same anymore
Stop replying to ratpedo
Egyptian calvary was always garbage, even after the Macedonians came.
I’m laughing
if the debt collectors ever came to my momanddads house i would just "blast their face off"and sorry but you are wrong you play runescape so you dont even know :)
Clam chowder in a sourdough bread bowl.Knew a guy, Robert, who insisted on adding copious amounts of black pepper and Tabasco sauce to it until it looked grainy and red.Awful sounds he'd make slurping it up, and yes, he ate the bread bowl afterwards.Dr. Pepper was his beverage of choice.
>>201744270Benny Fazio, criminal mastermind
>>201744323strange .webm choice to include with that message or is fat really just the dead kids poster from /brit/? gingernoncehaha could you imagine
>>201744341No you're ot
These guys bang each others moms
you have 90 seconds to begin to tell me the benefits to society someone provides by sitting there for 18 hours a day posting a response to someone else posting with the same message every time whenever they get a reply (you post nothing else but this all day)
Everytime I pass brownoid teenagers on my incelcycle they ask me to do a wheelie
>me when i have to wait til 10:30 for mcdonnies to serve lunch
>>201744373That honestly sounds delicious. I love authentic Maine clam chowdah and bread bowls and black pepper and hot sauce would make it divine. A toast to Roberts wisdom. As for the sounds he made, well,let he who is without sin,eh?
>>201744373>until it looked grainy and red.Ruining a good meal lol
>>201744465>brownoid teenagersThey're always trying to greet me, shake my hand.
>>201741836Oh no! Not Sheriff retard, the self-righteous ego-driven guardian of preventing hurtful things said online!
Ratpedo getting all ornery like he has a toothache
it's been 2 months since my identification documents including birth certificates were forcibly "surrendered" to "resolve a social security issue" then "lost" (sorry for the inconvenience we'll send you new ones in the mail asap :( ... )(note: the documents have yet to appear in the mailbox)
yeah not going to reply to you highlight of your dayalways trying to self-insert into conversations in this place that you hate to get some negative attention (and still failing to do that
>>201744523I see you refrained from threatening him doe, coward
>>201744512They must think you are their tio
>>201741388I hate Ukrainians
>>201744323>pedo crying about pedoCurious
>>201744535im going to steal you c: and take you home in my suitcase. i cant help it, youre just too cute
>>201744535Canada sounds like a joke. I mean, America is fucking clown world, but Canada just sounds like an all out 3 ring catastrophe
HAHAHAHAHAHA "STOP REPLYING TO RATPEDO" POSTER IS GINGERNONCE FROM /BRIT/ PFFFFHFHFAHHAHAHAHAHAHA NOT EVEN AMERICANS LIKE HIM AND THEY TELL HIM TO FUCK OFF EVEN IN /BRIT/ LIKE IN HERE. OH NOONOONONONNOO THATS WHO YOU ARE TALKING TO (AND LISTENING TO) ONLINE, ON THE INTERNET. OHHHH NOOOOO YOUR MISTAKE HAHA NOT MINE! NICE LIFE CHOICESO I AM LAFF @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@SUCH A FUCKING FREAK
>>201744606no i'm not
>>201744322sorry not sorry >>201744673yes you are!!!!
mental midget, and a pedophile
don't know why everyone hates "ratpedo"
>>201744709because whenever they reply to me they get a message telling them to stop replying to me from the most forgettable boring person ever. thats literally it - the reason. they are told to and they listen and do it :) sad!
>>201744681when i posted a pic of myself on /int/ asking if i could be a femboy they laughed and said i look like i could strangle a bear
>>201741388I actually listen to her music. Didn't know she had a channel. Is it just videos of her performing?
>>201744754post the pic if youre over 18and thats stupid anyway if you cant be. i dont mean cute them i mean that i love you and am going to take you
>>201744800Wanna kiss me?
Who is ratpedo and is she trans
>>201744816i don't want to post my pic anymore
>>201744800Yeah, her YT is her performing sets all around the world. I like the one where she was in Bali, beautiful scenery
I will sell everything i own and become a monk
>>201744754my pst is satire. i dont actually love you im just joking around>>201744859thats ok c:
>>201744878You won't
at least simp for a bitch with a body, not some twig alien
>>201744878Then what?
>>201744749someone should repost this image so all the Americans can see it :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYjo__4COIo
>>201744865my interpals gf is from bali
>>201744937Might do some gardeningPray a bitTry and get into the brewing gameYou know, the usual
>>201744833I'm not gay.
My tastes are far more refined than your ooga booga minded BOOBA ASSA "tastes" I wouldn't expect a sub-verbal australopithecine like you to appreciate the subtle nuances of a well-honed infatuation
do the incelwalk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5XBiL2Ry70
>>201744998Lame what are you from the Balkans?
>>201745053i wish i could
>>201745053
>>201745001you chase fat girls, dont you
>>201745108DAMN SHORTIE, OKAYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFnAt_I9STw
There's no situation in which I'm kissing a man unless he's hairless and exceedingly feminine.
>>201745110No I chase op picrel
watching papa meat videos again c:
>>201745174Trannys?A man of taste i see
>>201745166jasonesque post
>>201745053aight bet i'm going on an incelwalk right now.be back in 5 hours.
I hate loud obnoxious confident fat girls like omg just die please
>>201745085No
What is your 1rm for this exercise?
>>201745368looks like a torture device
It's a thin line between Coast and Grape
>>201745241thats not an incelwalk thats a chadtrekincelwalks last an hour and a half at the most, theyre usually early morning at dusk or late at night and theyre on sidewalks in suburbs sometimes on the main streets of cities. chadtreks last hours and theyre during peak foot traffic and regular traffic times 9am -7pm and they are on sidewalkless roads, through fields and forests and mountains a crosswalk is NEVER used.
>>201745261How much of it is cope and how much is legitimate confidence because men still pursue them and call them "thick"
I live in the Canadian version of Las Vegas but with snow 7 months of the year.
>>201745446>Brandon "BL" Bullard, a veteran of the Grape Street Watts Crips, was murdered by the East Coast Crips in 2008. The murder of Bullard sparked a war that resulted in 26 wounded and 9 dead in the six weeks that followed.
>>201745485I'm sure some is overcompensation, but some legitamately think they're bad bitches 100% that's the messed up part.
You guys are so dumb. I'm gonna eat an apple fritter now just to deal with your stupidity
No traffic at all today, I got to work in like 15 minutes
>>201745664Working on a Preggo Day?
>>201745706Unforch, yeahBut I do get holiday pay
>2 two hour shifts this week>2 shifts next weekyeah really gonna pay my rent with that, eat shit and get dropped
Are dispensaries open on labor day?
>>201745846all the one's near me are. instead of a closed/open sign they have a nope/dope sign, heh
Don't call me Sherly
>>201745843At that point, your manager wants you to quit.
>>201743979Huh? In what circumstances can a debt collection agency prevent you from leaving the country?
Some days,Some nights,Some live some die in the Way of the SamuraiSome fight,Some bleed,Sun up to sun downThe sons of the Battlecry
>>201745912Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh
>>201745919It's "Shirley", you illiterate trollop-spawned homonculus.
If my parents were richer they would have circumcised me. A mere 50$ fee is all that protected me from the knife.
Even cats listen to MiMo
I get paid in 10 hours.
weed isn't legal in my state
Had to stop smoking weed for health reasons
>>201745972Based
>>201746167What reasons
>>201746134>>201746167>>>/r9k/drugfeel/
>>201746187When I got high I would uncontrollably do gay stuff and ended up getting hiv
>>201746187Look, I used to be one of these "weed is totally natural and good for you" types. Turns out inhaling hot smoke can cause problems with your throat and esophagus, which I now deal with.
>he doesn't grow his own and make infused tea with the sugar leaf trimskill issue
>>201746234Faggot
>>201746252Sorry to hear. I hope it gets better over time now that you've stoppedIt will be interesting to see the variety of health conditions that begin springing up specifically in these states that have legal weed. I'll bet it doesn't stop other states from legalizing though. The good thing is, legalizing weed seems to drop alcohol sales which is probably a net positive
>>201746308Leave him alone
>>201746292Mine are over 7 feet tallAlmost ready to pull
>>201746467Calling the ATF on your ass
>>201746548I only have 4 of my legal limit of 6
>>201746467ooooooooooooh, Im TELLIN
/cum/ is a snitch friendly general
My best friend is a Pakistani Ontarian
could really for a whole bottle of scotch
>>201746861If I cummed scotch would you suck me off?
>>201745995Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
Should I go to the gym or just for a jog around the lake?
>>201746939JOGGER
just ordered a gf off temu
All fags should be boiled alive
Fuck me trough the phone
Post the picture of the dog sleeping on a bed
Im officially a boomer>looking for new place to live>click "im interested" on a bunch of places yesterday>get email asking if 12, 1pm or 2pm monday are good times for me to come check the place out>surprised they're open on labor day but im happy because it works great for me>get a reply saying they'll schedule me in for that time slot>arrive >no one is here>sign says closed for labor day >mfw i was messaging a bot back and forth and not a humanI am such a fucking retard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SM76jYlrXsQ
Did somebody ask?
*Unsubscribed*
All straights should be boiled alive
good morning and happy mimo monday
Blog posting badTyping whacky non sequiturs and good
>>201747237Thanks*shakes your hand uncomfortably*
>>201743963oh dear
Fuck you niggers i will continue blogposting and theres naught thou canst do about it. Sha'nt be ceasing the blogposts. Call the guards idgaf, foul knaves
>>201741939blue eyes and really smart with long hair and a cute face is all i need thanks
>>201747294do you remember that episode of king of the hill where the guy that hank was gonna vote for gave him a limp handshake, and that gave him a whole crisis about whether he should vote for this guy based off that alone
>>201747237It isn't morning
>>201747237what is it with this rabbit? how do you enjoy yourself so much with a plushie?
I'm focusing on short-medium term stuff now. Long term stuff was bumming me out.
>>201747294>*Fist bumps your handshake*
>>201747522Ah yes the gamer handshake
is anyone else gonna do the new or should i do it>>201747503he's just a cute character that i like, and it's fun to see him do cute things it's that simple . he has a lot of songs and does a lot of collaborations
>>201745937not being allowed to possess enough money for a flight for example. they put up a lot of obstacles without "officially" infringing on the right to leave
They sent some Pharisees and Herodians to him to ensnare him in his speech.*14They came and said to him, “Teacher, we know that you are a truthful man and that you are not concerned with anyone’s opinion. You do not regard a person’s status but teach the way of God in accordance with the truth. Is it lawful to pay the census tax to Caesar or not? Should we pay or should we not pay?”15Knowing their hypocrisy he said to them, “Why are you testing me? Bring me a denarius to look at.”16They brought one to him and he said to them, “Whose image and inscription is this?” They replied to him, “Caesar’s.”17So Jesus said to them, “Repay to Caesar what belongs to Caesar and to God what belongs to God.” They were utterly amazed at him.That last sentence makes me think the apostle Mark was an Indian.
>>201747606Use this image please
>>201747692>>201747692>>201747692
>>201747659theres boobies in that picture i don't wanna get banned
