ideal self edition>>201741388previous
>didn't use it Wack
Donate to poonisef
>>201747738>>201747734
>>201747734What would you have named the edition for that image
/cum/ is a mackerel general
>>201747794probably something like caught with your pants down or caught red handed
on the job hunt
>>201747840he's really spiky
>>201747934What types of jobs?
https://youtube.com/shorts/oVKdyjGuka4?si=j96a8n-5VTmksfjg
>>201748042any for now, only plan to have it a few months, preferably something outdoors
Ive died thrice now in Brutal wolfenstein accidentally grenading myself when I mean to melee
>>201748121Get a job as a professional football player
>>201748235So what have we learned?
I get paid in 9 hours.
i really need to become an hero lmao. like it is WAY past time.
>>201748264unbind the grenade button
>>201748267Based. What's the first thing you're gonna buy
>>201748289No it's not An hero can always wait one more day Don't give up
Italian bread that's just starting to get stale dipped in hot broccoli cheddar soup. can't think of a more suitable lunch.
>>201748250bring me some burritos I can be play lineman
>>201748317instagram hasn't looked like this in a decade thats how old this ragebait is
>>201748291
>>201748309Your mom.
>>201748317Spinster is this true
>>201748317Oh god look at those thighs
>>201748354female nature remains the same
Subway getting rid of my favorite sandwich ruined my life
This looks safe right?
>>201748439don't judge 4 billion people by the actions of one shallow, stupid and vapid teenage girl >>201748455what was the sandwich ?
>>201748455pastrami?
>nawalt
Everyone who enjoys hot weather should be shot in the fucking head repeatedly and flayed alive in front of their familiesFuck hot weather fuck Florida fuck all this stupid shit
>>201748480Reminds me of the guy who was working on his car drinking a beer and his infant son came in and somehow disengaged the lift and the car fell on him killing him instantly, and the father saw and immediately got his gun and blew his fucking brains all over the garage
>>201748531>don't judge 4 billion people by the actions of one shallow, stupid and vapid teenage girlIs this a demand at gunpoint
>>201748480I see you got that Suicider 3000
>>201748341I'm jealous
>>201748576it was the mothers fault in this case, why the fuck she let a lil bb run amok
>live in state near the equator and a humid gulf of mexico>wtf how is it hot how could this happen
>>201748540>>201748531buffalo chickenit was my treat for myself once a week since 2008, you can actually buy the the redhot "buffalo sandwich sauce" from amazon they used but it only comes in a gallon
>>201747840Mackerel is truly delicious its such a shame only asian restaurants will sell you any
>>201748341Sounds delicious. Chowders, soups and stews are my raison d'être. Well. Not really. But I still like them a lot.
>>201748591typical leftie cringe.
>>201748611I can't afford that shitThese were harbor freight SuicidMasterz
>>201748642I don’t fucking want to live here but I was born here and now my career is keeping me here for at least 2 more yearsI’m moving to Vermont ASAP this whole state should be nuked and everyone who enjoys it here should be killed
>>201748584yes, and while you're at it give me your wallet and phone too >>201748653oh that sucks, i never had it but i've been ordering the same sandwich from subway for like 15 years at this point so i know that's probably devastating for you
>>201748640Mother wasn't home
>>201748747o canada o7
moving back to the midwest in 8 months
ate far too many blueberry pancakes my tummy feels crazy
>>201748826
>>201748892you are strong you will overcome this tummy ache anoni haven't eaten breakfast yet im still mulling over what i should have
>>201748935kill yourself
>>201748956Thats not berry nice but i agree
>>201748956This doesn't help me
>>201748951>Breakfast >Afternoon
Thrace for impact
oregon has by far the worst mcdonalds deals out of every state ive been to so far
>>201749060It was fine in the beginning but you can stop complaining about my state and go home now
>>201749040tired of the man keeping the boot pressed firmly on us alcoholics' necks
There was a time when I thought happiness was possible. No longer.
>>201749107What changed?
I feel empty
I've never been impressed by Asian food. Miso soup goes hard and Chinese can come in clutch but other than that it's very mediocre Now Italian and Mexican food is godlike
>>201749060my favorite mcdonalds here in vegas closedthey had spicy mcchickens for $1.50.
>>201749203Hate seaweedSushi is extremely midMexican food is good, but too many beans
>>201749203I had some rice balls where the rice was cooked with dried baby sardinesVery yummy
You guys are extremely unreasonable for no reason
>>201749269The baby sardines grow in your stomach and start swimming around
>>201749103i'm complaining about a corporation, faggot. stop basing your personality around arbitrary borders and you won't be as butthurt
>>201749351that's not real >>201749038it's breakfast for me
>>201749203>Italian foodNoodles meat sauce and cheese combination #84746748328Authentic Mexican food is world class though, and on par with any other cuisine in the world. I hate Hispanics but I will freely admit this and give credit where credit is due.
>>201749357Come duel me little zogbot faggot
>>201749425faggot
>>201749351Then i would have to swallow a kitten to eat the fish
>>201749457
>>201749269these look like ass worms
Indian and thai food is probably the most overrated
>>201749457can't, on my way to mcdonalds
How do I make white friends
Hey zogbot beaner I just called up my favorite dyke FUHRER KOTEK and xe said you're going on the next to Israel, whether you like it or not.
https://youtu.be/xVDcD7wSfyEAnyone else know this feel
I've actually never had Indian foodThe Thai food I had once was really good. Spicy as shit though
>>201749587Unpleasant memory unlocked
im jewish (non practicing)
>looking for new jobs >rotating shiftsInstantly dropped. How does even benefit the company?
Saw a fight video of a black lady with long braids fight an Asian lady and now I'm afraid I'm going to break my nofap. >>201749593Agreed
>>201749630whiter than you and already barred from reenlistment, but enjoy the draft goy
>>201749669I’m Jewish (unobservant)
>>201749675Link it
>>201749669>>201749702I'm Jewish (not a Jew, but jew-like ergo JewISH)
>>201749649If your in KC by any chance Thai Orchid is so fucking good. Mogs all other Thai restaurants around.
>>201749618why do you want white friends specifically friends come in all colors >>201749500don’t do that
>>201749040Romans liked wine but frowned upon drunkenness
>>201749700All the same to the Kotekreich. You're fucking dead kid.
>>201749649Indian food is extremely good tbqhwy>inb4 tf tp
>>201749738all my friends are black or asian (i live in atlanta)
Here come the "please be antisemitic towards me" posts
>>201749732I'm about as far from KC as you can get on the Continental United states
>>201749593try thai yellow curry if you cant handle spice white boi, the best thai food's in Cali where most of them stay
What enjoyment do people actually get out of excessively spicy shitThere’s no reason to ever go above a medium spice level
I wonder if the blind guy from memphis still postsThe music producerMaybe he made it big
>>201749760>tf>tp
I'm supervisor and I went into work on Friday and informed all my underlings that the beatings will continue until morale improves.
>>201749760What do you get
>>201749811For some it is a legitimate pissing contest of who can handle whatOtherwise, there are flavours you can get from certain chilies or certain levels of spicyness that are not just heat, and many of those flavours are delicious. It all depends on what spice is doing in a dish
>>201749811It literally gets you high, it's a drug But yeah you gotta know your limits
>>201749766i mean just do what you’re already doing i guess but with white people
>>201749811I like spice because I'm a masochist
>>201749915Thanks for the info. I didn't know that.
I keep pressing the panic button but no help has arrived
I massage prostitutes
>>201749979Check to make sure it's plugged in
Is Jamaican jerk chicken good
>>201749927aaaahhhh im panicking
>>201749979What Panic Rescue service do you use? Please tell me it's not SecuroServ. Those clowns couldn't find their ass with both uands
Should I go to the Greek Festival?It's an hour walk from me
>>201749876I’d get like a lamb vindaloo as a spicy entree and palak paneer as a cooling one, onion bhaji, naan > rice, and maybe 1-2 gulab jamun if I’m especially hungry. This is food for two or leftovers
>>201750117>Hour walkWassamatta, you don't got no car?
>>201750030the one I tried it was pretty dry, a ton of spices but I bet with some sauce or a potato salad it'd be real good. my favorite was the collard greens, it makes me feel like a plantation slave eating those
>>201750149Indeed
do seals like french fries? there's a few yapping near me
>>201750223Probably bad for them.
>>201750223only one way to find outtake some pictures for me please
>>201750117Yeah man, it’s a good trek if nothing else. Maybe a hot Greek babe will take you home
>>201750223Seagulls like French fries, but seals only eat sea food. I don't think fried potatoes would be good for their tummies.Also where tf are you that you casually have come across a group of seals?
>>201750138Whats your bill at the end in USD
>>201750257i found some flying fat niggas to feed without getting wet instead
>>201750163Then go Get all the walking out of the way now cuz once you get a car you won't walk anywhere
>>201750360wrong pic, they were all pulling up in this one>>201750345the gulls are robbing everything from the pigeons its pretty based, im in astoria
>>201750360>flying rats fraternizing with smaller flying ratsNot surprised
>>201750425low IQ mindset.
>>201750430Very nice, I need to do a road trip to Oregon and explore it sometime. One of the few states I haven't been to. I want to explore the coast and the interior
I wish I could eat raw meat like a lion or eat fish like a bear and still enjoy it raw. Imagine the time it'd save
>>201750507Our species tendency to not be lazy and actually cook our food is a major reason we've advanced as far as we have
>>201750498Have you been to hawaii
>>201750531>advanced as far as we have
>>201750539I have not. New England, Deep South, Oregon, Hawaii, I need to hit those areas up.My favorite states are Washington, California, Montana, Wyoming, Colorado, Alaska
>>201750498you should man, the coast is perfect for escaping the summer heat too. i guess that's why so many boomers are here in their trailers
whats up
>>201750359From the nice place near me: $34 USD for everything taxes included, $31 without the gulab jamun, and $27 without the bhaji. If you’re really want to cut down on the bill, you could only get one entree, but especially if you’re trying Indian food for the first time I recommend getting a couple things. Chicken korma and butter chicken are some other recommended dishes for first-timers but they’re a little bland in the scope of things.
>>201750586I took am well travelled but my areas I haven't been to are New England and Florida I e been to the south, Georgia, Louisiana Mississippi, Nevada, all along the west Coast, Wyoming, Nebraska and all those areas. I went to New York once , I've been to Alaska and Hawaii as well
>>201750359>>201750618$27 without either the bhaji or the gulab jamun*
Alright bros I'll go to the Greek festival and take pictures and blogpost if I see anything interesting. Need to get ready first, I haven't gotten out of bed
>kamala is winning though
>>201750668I did not give you permission to post this picture of me.
how many more we're back/it's over's until the elections done?
>>201750655still seething lmao
>>201750654remember to wear a Trump shirt.
>>201750650Florida is definitely worth a visit, lots of beautiful state parks with manatees and dolphins right under your feet when you walk out on to piers.Disney World is fun too but I haven't been in 10 years and I've heard it's changed a lot. They gutted my favorite ride, Splash Mountain, due to "Racism"
Why are people named Josh always horrible people?
I'm tired of being called a racist and a coward just because all my beliefs revolve around the fear that brown people are going to overrun the west and exterminate the white race via genocide and interracial breeding.
>>201750703My cycles have nothing at all to do with something so trivial
>>201750709why would I be seething when my side is winning?Kamala's already peaked. She's done bro.
watching a foid give another foid a sobriety test while i eaty macca's
>>201750761You’re a racist coward
>>201750783shes leading in all swing states
>>201750507Raw beef isnt very enjoyable but you can eat all the raw fish you want
>>201750655Should I pack up? Am I getting thrown to Spain?
>>201750821This anon has never tried steak tartare
>>201750803you know nothing about polling lol
>>201750430oh well that works too i guess >>201750603hey
>>201750846I have, it wasnt very good but also it was still very cold from their freezerI just think beef has too weak of a texture
>>201750846Steak tartare is delicious, but it’s made delicious by saucing. People don’t eat tartare unadorned like sashimi
>>201750761you're racist for not wanting to deport the men but keep the good looking women for interracial maid/master relationships.
>>201750754i knew a josh that was a huge asshole so you might be onto something im sure there are some good joshes out there though
>>201750754You really think Joshua from the Bible's a horrible person just because he liberated the Holy Land from Canaanite squatters and opened the land up to Israelite settlement?
>>201750870cope
>>201750932you're in for a rough november
>>201750754Josh Allen seems like a cool guy
>>201750703Buddy, we’re not even halfway
>>201750882nigga i ain't walking in wet sand just to get ignored by picky water dogs
>>201750948yeah yeah. you'll be crying it was rigged again
It's the "smarty pants" talking about old ass books only old dying people read for real again
Weird article https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/El_Hedi_ben_Salem
>>201750821>eat all the raw fish you wantMerci, mais non
>>201750906You're forgetting the second noble truth of the Buddha. Any interracial mixing is a pollution of the white race. The genetic pool of whites needs to be as pure and unvaried as possible.
>>201751053northerners mixing with southerners created Europe's most long standing nation.
>>201751053It won'tIt never will
>>201751052dude has a penis so small i can't even see it
How come they don’t just let H*ris and Tr*mp both win? That’d make everyone happy :)
woke up to a huge mess. i cleaned it up, but i'm still mad.
>yeah yeah. you'll be crying it was rigged again
>>201751044Weird articles https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Unusual_articles
>>201751191seething again
>>201751164did you pee yourself?
>>201751160yeah :>
>>201751212hahahaha no, it was the cat. that's funny though. thanks, i needed a chuckle.
>>201751210I will continue to poke you until election day
>>201751160They both win no matter what, the real winner is the one who doesnt have to pretend to be leading the country
>>201751266what did kitty domy cat likes to tip over his food bowl when it's running low (not even empty he's just a priss)
>>201751293okayyay <3
>>201751277i will be here to laugh at you on election day
It's over for her. I've been saying it all along. She was never going to win. They needed someone to campaign (joe literally couldn't go out and campaign) for down ballot votes. Ex:Senate, the House..etc.They know they can't win. Their internal polling shows it. It's bad for them. The sugar high is over. The post dnc bounce never materialized. She picked the wrong VP on top of it all. Now she's adding on with making horrible comments about Gold Star families. It's all around bad. The polls will reflect it more and more. They're scared and they wanna keep trying to switch the debate rules.It's game over.
>>201751322love that meme
Need a German gf
>>201751382
>>201751306oh Lord... it's the dumbest thing to explain. she has long ass fur. i don't know any other way to put it. the fur near her butthole is very long, and sometimes when she goes number two, it doesn't fall into the litterbox. for reasons i don't understand, she then feels her poop is 'chasing' her, so she bolts and scoots her ass all over the carpet until its off her. i woke up to a fucking oregon trail painted in cat shit on my rug lmao
>>201751160One day we're going to end up with a president that isn't even real. It'll be AI-generated and controlled by god knows who or what.
>>201751470oh dear lmfaowhat a goober, i hope you have a wet vac
>goes number two
>>201751519i don't! haha. i just resolve'd and then used a regular vacuum.
foid passed her field sobriety test, basedcop even called backup just for them both to frig off
Went to the gym on labor day. Thanks blog
Dumbass cager almost killed me while I was crossing the street you guys would have lost the realest nigga on cum
America is a shithole country for not forcing retail billionaires to close their stores on Labor Day.
>>201751562that works too . maybe have her butt hairs trimmed so this doesn't happen again . that's a pretty standard thing for long hair breeds owners to do
>>201747840bullet tuna or bust. Copecels cry and die
>>201751658Then all men, both living and as yet unborn, are indebted to Fortune.
do chuds hate elon
>>201751670>he wants less sevices availablea retard is you
lol everyone so salty and mad reacting to the barest minimum political bait. I love election season. It's always a pleasure.In the name of chaos and drama I hope the worst case scenario happens.
>>201751744they think he's controlled opposition
I farted
>>201751754learn how to be prepared for things, shake off the American boomer mindset that everything should always be accessible. learn to respect traditions like holidays and the message behind them.
if I was a billionaire I would just endorse whatever I have a lot of stocks in
For me, it's Iron Eyes Cody
>>201751730Che cazzo staje facendo qui, Spain. And just to argue about fish. You're an off duck. Hey everybody, call Spain and odd duck.
>>201747840TOTALMACKERELDEATH
>>201751784its weird he doesn't get the bill gates treatment. he literally wants people to wage slave for the rest of their lives and he wants to put microchips in your brain.
>>201751832coglione arrabbiatissimo con la bava alla bocca
>>201751820you don't know me nigga, i'm more of a savage than you could EVER be. >>201751832te mamaste desteputo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUYk700_6W0
>>201751918>arrabbiatissimoNot at all. You're just odd, is all
savage? man. then i must be domesticated. i get bothered when the internet goes down
>>201751940>Te mamaste desteputoNo idea what that means
>>201751984Nooooo not the hecking odderino
enjoying the anime ladies being posted
>>201752030And....posting anime. Gonna have to revoke your /cum/ pass.
why does everyone with washington plates live out of their car
>>201752060>>201752083The duality of man
oh, er, yeah! anime fucking sucks!
this general needs more anime girls
>>201752112Washingtonians are built different
post more tranime
>>201752083Live for anime or don't. Death is not the worst of Evils
crochet brazilian miku
anime is for low test "males"
>>201752241ok that works for me
>>201752241ThisIt's the surest indicator of an immature manchild
>>201752241what's your excuse then?
>>201752177brazilian miku is so fucking hot
>>201752297heck yeah
>>201752241sounds about right. i dunno, i think it depends on the anime. to me, at least. like, if you're a g gundam fan, i'll assume you're high test by default. but if it's mainly porn anime, or berzerk or jojo or whatever, then i assume you're like me and need to be on a supplement. or get some exercise.
>>201752241Tranime was invented by the Japanese to sissify the western male as revenge for Hiroshima and Nagasaki
you guys have some pretty grand ideas about animeit’s just cute cartoons what does that have to do with testosterone
>>201752263You get a pass spinny
https://youtu.be/hrRLhdDFhN0
slice of life is for testosterone factories such as myself that need some cute girl action acting as a relief valve, keeping my constant, searing masculinity from boiling over into a soyboy, woman and child bloodbath
>>201752406Why would anyone screenshot such an unremarkable exchange
>>201752457you don't think the media a person enjoys configures to their personality, somewhat?
>>201752331
Anime is fine, you know. I’ve watched somewhere between 10-15 of them. Mostly in high school
>>201752527To own the animefags
>>201752619
>>201752716gross and disproportionate
if i ever won the lottery i'd consider getting one of those cars with an anime wrap over it. i'd need to find a design that is tasteful thoughbeit.
>>201752653You saw this exchange, screenshot it, saved it in a folder somewhere, remembered its existence, and retrieved it just now to “own the animefags” You’re something of a faggot yourself it must be said
>it's gotten to the point that people are boycotting immigrants by only eating out at vietnamese restaurantsis he right THOUGH?
>>201752716wow
>>201752754>on-modelfag
My poosy is joosy
>>201752762Well at least I don't watch infantile Asian cartoons like a fucking dweeb.
There's literally nothing wrong with wearing plimsoles
>>201752817Not reading any of that frankly>>201752841If that’s all I had to cling to I’d kms immediately, but everyone’s different I suppose
dweeb! that's what i am! i always forget that one and describe myself as a dork or loser. dweeb. i am a dweeb, for sure.
>>201752871what there anything to imply otherwise? it's a classic sneaker style.
>>201752546i mean not every kid that watches paw patrol grows up to be a cop or a firefighter so i don't knowi just don't really see the harm in men watching cute things
>i don't watch anime, i just obsess over people who watch animethat's how you sound, freak
my t levels were 860 ng/dL and the only anime I watch is slice of life. i prefer 2d girls over real women
>>201752716mikus boobies are not that big>>201752948i self identify as a klutz and a pale shut in
>>201753012that's true, and i was just thinking how i watch horror movies, but am pretty easily-upset in real life by gore or whatever. well, maybe mister monster test is right, maybe cutesy cartoons are good for you.
>>201752948I’m more of a weirdo
The most jacked guy I knew at the gym wore ahegao hoodies there multiple times.
>>201752817Snivelry. Fucking slave talk
>>201753155Then everybody clapped
me and who
burned the roof of my mouth.
>>201752948I’m a shmuck
mass shooting in hawaii
>>201752263>>201752619>>201752716>>201753111>>201753209>>201753265that's a child
mass pooping in my bathroom
I wonder how my old manager Amelia is doing
can someone else make the new i need to let my dog out make it a good one please
>>201753275source?
>>201753221what on? last time i did it was using the air fryer on a burrito. it crisped it up nice, but i burned myself so bad the skin or tissue or whatever bubbled.
it was always kinda cringe to be a hipster but even more cringe to be the guy making fun of hipsters
>>201753316I'll do it
>>201753316>>201753389I was gonna
raining again, i love this weather
>>201753460Addò staje? Sorry. I mean where are you?
>>201753469In my home office. You?
>>201753484No I mean what state is it raining
>>201753507Florida
>>201753336https://www.cbsnews.com/news/hawaii-shooting-women-killed-gunman-dead-nieghbors-dispute/
>>201753527
New>>201753524>>201753524
ain't raining here in south carolina
>>201753469i would've told you if you didn't reply to me in a terroni dialect, freak
>>201753536this one because it was made first.
oh for flip's sake
>>201753609language!
