Laura Palmer editionPrev. >>201747692
>>201753527this is the one
>>201753527
i hope my father commits suicide
This one is first. The rules are the rules
I must have a french canadian gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygempHkNzP4new cart narcs just dropped
>>201753619Queb girls are easy
>>201753527Laura ;_;
thread themehttps://youtu.be/qhByy8-gJuM?si=1s4_Nz2QZMFdehpF
>>201755726i look like this
>>201755726Poopo peecan
Real shame the janny doesn't delete this thread. You really shouldn't name it this early, you tactless fool.
damn it. well, anyway, happy labor day everyone! have a beer or several, and have some fun. we should all be having fun today.
>>201756841It was made almost 2 hours ago
anyone done anal (with a female)
>>201756868have to toil tomorrow
i dont have a job, what you call a day off is just another day for me
>>201756913Ok faggot loser
>>201756890yeah. it's great, i love it. it's tricky though, because once you see a little bit of pooo on your dick, you want to use condoms. but then, if you're not *IN* her ass, what's the point. swore off it from then on. it's dirty, and tough to do cleanly. then again, if a lady offered now...
Coworkers make small talk about their girlfriends (going somewhere with gf for the weekend, oh my gf is from there, etc.)What the fuck am I supposed to say or do? Do I just make up a gf?
>>201756969Ask if she’s blonde or brunette
i just want a little trailer and a thirdie scooter to go on grocery runs, is that too much to ask?
>>201756963better than vagina?
>>201756969"don't have one"
personally i dont want poop on my dick
>>201756969Why do you think they want to listen to you talk about your gf? Just let them yap, say "uh-huh" or "oh really?" every now and then, normies love talking
ive never gotten poop on my dick doing anal
>>201756994no. no way. i have kind of a fixation with anal sex, and i still say no.
>>201757059im a virgin so how do they feel different
>>201757037see, and you're not the first guy in /cum/ to say that! the last guy was gay, too! how do you guys do it? maybe it's because all my rear-stickings have been impromptu, but i can't imagine every lady who has anal sex does am enema? eh... maybe i'm just "unlucky"
>>201757120no I'm straightthe most any girl has ever done was take a shower beforehand, I've never had one use an enema
>>201757067buttholes are tighter entry, looser insidesvaginas are looser entry, tighter insides
daft punk - digital love
>mfw I look under my bed and see a total mess
>>201757067the vagina feels like it was custom-molded for our fun. the butthole feels like a secret route in starfox 64. like, "wow! you weren't to be here, but this is awesome!"
>>201757151https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMC4igM3b8A
Just got back from Greek festival. I devoured my gyro and souvlaki before I could take a picture, but I got some pics of the festival 1/4
2/4
ugly people shouldn't be allowed to go outside and we should be delivered all our necessities for free
4/4, my other image was too large for 4chan. It was just some wood carvings
damn lifting culture is so homosexual
>>201757270its homoerotic at the most
>>201757143huh I thought it would be the opposite>>201757166not the best analogy d e s u
>>201756979That seems a little unnecessary and weird>>201757001These people gossiped about other people not having gfs being weird and pathetic.>>201757032They ask me what I will be doing on the weekend, what I did previously, my hobbies, etc..
>>201757286yeah i kind of regretted it when i saw it. well, okay. it's very tight, and you have to be very careful. it hurts the woman when she lets you do it. you have to be very, very slow. it feels terrific. it feels like her body is resisting you, in an extremely wonderful way.
>>201757374>ask me what I will be doing on the weekend, what I did previously, my hobbies,Well, what did you say?
>>201757374Fuck them, they sound like assholes. Say whatever you want
My neighbors are niggering out again
>>201757391why would they do it if it hurts them, but it doesn't feel as good as a vagina?
I'm flying fighter sweeps over France right now and you're basically a fucking LOSER
>>201753527this is a Norma general
My new roommates are bona fide normalfags. This is sufferingI miss my old roommates
>>201757270True but it makes you happy so it's okay
Can a nigga borrow a french fry
>>201757470weren't you fighting thracians earlier? what game is this
>>201757489just find friends bro
>>201757525You can have all my fries
>>201757525HOW is a nigga gonn' borrow a french fry? Is you gonna give it back??
>>201757406I just tell the truth. I told them I just went shopping, or I went to festivals, etc.. I told them about my acrylic paintings, playing accordion, video games, books, all that
>>201757489>living with non relativesI would rather be on the streets tbqhwy
>>201757525Now how can a nigga borrow a French fry? Nigga is you gon give it back??
>>201757538this is what i say. they feel bad haha
>>201757528That wasn't me. European Air War + boomer modshttps://store.steampowered.com/app/514130/European_Air_War/
>>201757457see, that's what i don't know! i asked. because only men have a prostate, that can feel good if you hit it. so i didn't understand why women can, and do, enjoy anal. it's something mental. orgasms for women always seem to be mental. she enjoyed the taboo of anal so much, that it was easier for her to cum that way, than vaginal. it was more mentally-exciting.
>>201757536I’ve tried and failed
>>201757553telling the truth is usually the best policy
>>201757624kek look at his sit-ups get a little smaller each time
Nigga check that hoe
>>201757576well I'm a virgin so I wouldn't know
>>201757567picture of said boomer.
>>201757657ah, not for long. get her, tiger.
I want to open my lemonade and put it in the fridge but theres no room because of all my roommate's shit in there
>>201757610What if they ask about my love life THOUGH?I honestly think I might get away with saying I'm gay
>>201757567damn i was thinking if there's a game that lets you be anything from an ancient greek hoplite to a ww2 fighter pilot it would be pretty cool. like an all-in-one war game
>>201757694Why don't you talk to your roommate about boundaries and shared fridge space
You know who I hate? The troops.
>>201757685I'm 25 and have never kissed a girl so
Just got back from camping with friends. did not think of you niggas even ONCE
>the hole literally built by nature for millions of years to take in your dick vs>the poop holeif you struggle with this question you have a mental illness
>Im gonna rush back to /cum/ to tell them how much I DIDNT think about posting on /cum/
>>201757710flying formation with your bros is kinda like a phalanx
brazilbro has started acting like a fag lately it's sad to see
>>201757726i was 21 when i lost my virginity
>>201757729Glad to hear it anon, camping is the best time to eliminate modern distractions from your thoughts
>>201757730you cant hotdog your weiner with vagina flaps
>>201757716https://youtu.be/uqlS9l-4xZA?si=UmyIVkkzLf0LB01n
>>201757763describe how
>>201757753>startedi've really been tired of him lately, someone needs to kick his ass
I'm 24 and have kissed several girls and done oral (giving and receiving) but I'm still a PIV virgin and have never had a girlfriend, but it's fine
>>201757782You can if she has a meaty enough labia
>>201757799getting kind of shy now. why?
>>201757876what do you mean by shy
need to stop living a life of semi-isolation but the world is exhausting
>>201757882shy! like, this is getting personal and i feel sort of weird about telling it.
>>201757892you need to stop pussyfooting and embrace full isolation
>>201757902im just curious
The thing where you walk away from someone after haggling with them actually does work
>>201757909already tried that, don't want to again
>>201757945if you're tired of starting over, stop giving up
>>201757902share with the class
>>201757183banger
>18, senior year>beanerbro tells me a girl he knows likes me>15 but whatever, it's high school>approach her, ask for her Instagram>text her later, agree to meet at her place before going out>knock on door, she's standing there in a towel>fuckin hell guess this is happening>get naked and get on her dad's bed (lol)>take like 5 straight minutes unironically to find the hole (lol)>she asks if I'm a virgin>"of course not, now take this dick">she laughs>thankfully I inherited the nigger dick gene from my italian ancestors>spiral into a toxic relationship fueled by sex alonenot really worth the time and money imo
>>201757995i thought you said you lost your virginity when you were 21
>>201757730Okay but if G-d didn't want us to have buttsex why did he put a g-spot (prostate) in men's bootyholes?
>>201757995how the hell did you end up here, chad chaddington?
>>201757917well... alright, you're the virgin right? if it helps. i was friends with her for about two years, and i'll never forget, it was cinco de mayo, and i was a bit drunk on dos equis. i just told her. i said i loved her, and we had sex, and it was wonderful. i'm very lucky.
“Natural Born Killers” is already a notoriously wild film with its satirical murder spree set off by a twisted romance, but apparently Robert Downey Jr. pissed off director Oliver Stone with his efforts to make the project even more unhinged.While speaking with Esquire in honor of the crime film’s 30th anniversary, Stone recalled how the Marvel icon annoyed him with one particularly “dumb” and lewd improvisation.“Oh come on — that’s too much! You’re going too far, Robert,” Stone said of how he reacted to Downey dipping the front tails of his white shirt in fake blood and pulling them through his pants zipper like a mock bloody penis.Downey’s bit was seemingly a reference to the controversial Lorena Bobbitt case in 1993, in which she severed her husband’s penis after alleging he had raped her. The scandal occurred during the film’s production.“You’re ruining my movie! Forget the dumb dick idea. This isn’t … this isn’t some slapstick bullshit,” Stone added as the future “Iron Man” star imitated a bloody member.Downey then backpedaled by pulling his shirt back through the zipper, prompting Stone to suddenly change his mind about the gag.“Wait, wait — wait a second. Let me see the dick thing again,” Stone told him.The director revealed that he then instructed him to “pull it back a half inch.”Downey reached into his pants and yanked the front tail back in a smidge, earning Stone’s approval. Downey’s bit ultimately made it into the film.
not reading any of that
>>201758017ok but if you dont want a sledgehammer lodged in your skull why did you make this post?
>>201758024ive never had a female friend
>>201757953it's not so much that i consciously choose to give up, it's more like i grow tired of keeping up normie life and stop caring and then it all falls away from me
>>201758042could you even lift a sledgehammer with your skinny arms
Ive found that adding lemon juice to pepsi is quite delicious
normalfag life is overrated. i did it for a year and got really fucking tired of it. it's incredibly irritating dealing with that many people on a daily basis. now i just have a few friends and that's it.
I add sweet coffee creamer to dr. pepper
>>201757925BUDDY I KNOW WHAT I GOT, NO LOWBALLS I AIN'T GON BUDGE ON THE PRICE $6700 FOR THIS MINT 1993 CHEVY IMPALA IS MORE THAN REASONABLE
>>201758067dayum you sound like a little sensitive bitchpour yourself a glass of milk nigga
>>201757995>spiral into a toxic relationship fueled by sex aloneevery man should experience this so he knows how to wield that energy with the girl he really cares about
>>201758025>Oh come on — that’s too much! You’re going too far, Robert,” Stone said of how he reacted to Downey dipping the front tails of his white shirt in fake blood and pulling them through his pants zipper like a mock bloody penis.lol
>>201758015that wasn't me doe>>201758022i have a decent appearance but a black hole of a personality , not a chad by any means
>>201758096Literally every normalfag says this shit
>>201758148no they don't. most normalfags never stop living like that and can't envision everything else
Just consumed a quart of whole milk
>>201758131it's the truth, that's the downside of not giving a shit about anything
exhausting, is what it is. it's funny, the guy posting anime girls reminded me of when i was living with my parents. can't believe how moody i used to get. if my mother invited me back in, i think that would be the first good sleep i've had in years.
>>201758174Normalfags are always like “I keep my circle small I don’t fw with everybody yada yada”
>>201758192>doesn't give a shit about anythingwhy are you here talking about it then
i wish i had a bf now
>>201758259i think thats the tranny and not our dear boy
Mom just got named one of the top 25 attorneys in the entire state, which is great. Maybe now she can do some damn laundry once in a while.
the state in question:
>>201758229i recognize that i make self-defeating choices but in the moment it's hard to give a shit even if it's supposedly a big deal
>>201758282Does she take cases against the local government
>>201758282Do your own laundry you swine
>>201758282she must be rolling in that mula
>>201758298>self-defeatingwhat is your goal you hope to achieve by socialising, since you clearly don't enjoy the activity itself
going to have sex with momberg
>>201758328moolah
>>201758294God, this state is such a fucking shithole outside of the northwest
>>201758302Hell if I know, but she has two large adult sons she's been neglecting like a total monster.
You have to pay for the vaxxie now. It's not free anymore
I never got the vaxx
i'm thinking of balling out and buying some 'nduja to spread on cucumber slices
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6weKIT4rfbY
>>201758330i do, otherwise i wouldn't be on here socializing with strangers, i'm just bad at it irl and it's exhausting having to mask
I lost my virginity to a 32 year old woman when I was 16.
>>201758341are there any jobs in cheyenne?
>>201758364I was definitely pro-lockdown during the first few months, but once we found out how non-deadly the disease is I realized it was a nothingburger. Redditors are STILL complaining to this day that we should keep society completely locked down to protect the immunocompromised. I get that wr should protect our most vulnerable, but it can't come at the cost of everything that makes us functional
I’m so fucking hideous it’s crazy My heart sinks every time I see a picture of myself
>>201758395well i told mine, you tell yours!
>>201758395Very based.There is a punk bar in my city that's known for attracting an "older" crowd, do you think I could have luck finding a milf there as a 24 year old? Do milfs do hookups?
>wr should protect our most vulnerablewrong, if you're weak you need to remove yourself from the gene pool, lest we end up in another jeet scenario
all i want is companionship, my sex drive is shattered
>>201758441Jeets have excellent immune systems from centuries of living in cramped, diseased slums
>>201758432Older women that still go clubbing are whores
It is not only the right of the strong to destroy the weak, it is their duty as well.
>>201758475i'm sure he could find one that won't make him pay
all i want is sex, many companionship drive is shattered
that's why i beat the shit out of little kids and old ladies walking alone at night
>>201758395not nice????? u were groomed anon,......
>>201758475Good, good
>>201758422I met her on a dating app, she was recently divorced and thought I was cute. I lied and said I was 18. She found out I was a virgin pretty quickly and taught me everything I needed to know about pleasing a woman. We fooled around for about a year but nothing serious. The age gap was too much to surmount for any kind of real relationship but it was very fun being a mature woman's boy toy.
>>201758475that's the whole point
>>201758475>easy sex bad
>>201758496There's a difference between whores and prostitutes, I meant they're easy
>>201758513It was entirely consensual and I don't regret it a bit, don't worry.
People who think that a 16 year old boy fucking a 30 year old woman is just as bad as a 16 year old girl getting taken advantage of by a 30 year old man is either a redditor meninist or a woman who doesn't understand male psychology
>>201758612they are the same, fuck off simp
>>201758512read this in duke nukems voice hahahaha
>>201758612
>>201758612Yep
I made the sale bros
>>201758745JimHalpert
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrdioqIMtpY
>>201758810didn't click
remember the video where the kid trips on the damn ass rock. that's classic
>>201758830But you replied!
no, i will not watch a youtube channel with less than 100k subscribers. i simply shant.
didn't reply
One of my ears ringing for no reason. Hate that shit
>>201758893
>>201758919
gotta pee
>>201758951
>>201758972
I seriously feel like there’s pieces of my brain missing
Sorry, I'll put them back.
I feel a great sense of calm washed over me
>>201758999
>>201759019
>>201759039
>>201759063
shut the fuck up
stop
>>201759087
for the last few years I've been stalking a cute american from the midwest. I downloaded all her pics, videos, screencapped all her status updates. everything, even what her grandparents look like, her childhood photos, her pet cats and dogs. I have lost control of my life
can we stop spamming gay boomer memes
>>201759116>>201759092>>201759094No.
>>201759137
That feel when no dynamic IP
>>201759119just delete it all. you'll feel much better, even if you still mentally obsess. it's like a crime. destroy the evidence.
>>201759157
Fag rights are AIDS and hell.Watch "sodomite deception" or "psychopath reprobates" or "AIDS the judgment of God"
>>201759177
>>201759202
you on the right me on the left
>>201759135
>>201759226
>>201759246GIWTWM
>>201759255
>>201759246me in the red shorts and glasses
>>201759246EXCUSE MEthis is so sexy
>>201759283
>>201759311
>>201759248he would be actually ripped if he wasn't drinking fat retard poison (beer)
>>201759333
>i'm on vacation away from my pc so I can't dump my wojak collectionfuck
having a little fat retard poison myself...
was walking past a group of zoomies and I overheard them talking about the backroomsthe future is grim
>>201759347t. doesn't get rockhard for his wife 3 times a week
>>201759358
>>201759347broo but it makes me feel le good, so it must be good for me
I went to a water park today and my mom said I was the palest one there. I can't help it if I was built for the forest.
>>201759379
>>201759398waterparks are full of minorities these days it's gross
what's the point of even arguing things online, no one will ever change their mind, you're not learning anything new, you make as well just read a book
>>201759416
How are my niggas doin?
going to have sex in an hour
>>201759440
>>201759434I for one have learned loads from many years of being a /lit/ denizen.
I want friends
>>201759470
>>201759429Yeah a lot of people with gross looking bodies walking around. I still felt insecure about my slight gut though.
i want a unicorn
>>201759434oh i don't know. i think you could argue basic ideas into me. for example, if you had a very good way of cooking something, and i resisted the notion at first, you could absolutely reform me through argument.
my ancestors literally evolved to live in this climate why am i getting sunburnt
>>201759434for entertainment>>201759467are you that 30 something year old? >>201759485go outside >>201759478recommend a book homie, something entertaining
>>201759434Change my mind no, but I've had anons give me more perspective into opinions other than my own, and educate me on the legitimate upsides of their beliefs.
I'm gymmaxxed and I still can't get a woman to look me in the face
>>201759496
>>201759445I burned my right hand yesterday with boiled water while I was trying to cook some potatoes to make a shepherd's pie.
I'm gonna /cum/
>>201759445I just killed a giant spider in my room, that fucker moved way too fast for his size.
>>201759526
What do Americunts, Cucknadians and Mexifats think about this song ?Is this the most 2000 Song ever created ?https://youtu.be/6EEW-9NDM5k?si=l2-sLRt5BKsOL34M
>>201759538the 2016 energy has been coming back in the past week I can feel it, he's gonna win
>>201759547>>201759551It's pretty good.
>>201759573
>>201759551That's a bop for sure
>>201759538do not /cum/, do not /cum/
Ahwak Wa tmenna law ensak
i do wonder how many of these he has. or looking them up? mercy. i guess we'll see...
>>201759593
>>201759551We posting mainstream 2000s bops? For me, it's https://youtu.be/E1fzJ_AYajA?si=iJ-ssv0ab4oxh33s
hawk tuah
>>201759614>>201759611About 100, most of which are from 2013-2012.
We should try to reach the image bump limit for once
or we could have an interesting thread.
>>201759636can you please stop?
>>201759636can you please not stop?
>>201759636>>201759653No.
>>201759627good taste
sell, at least one of uz got our wish. haha
>>201759661
OK enough spamming that shite
Just gonna report for spamming and flooding and hope the janny is actually around
OK not enough spamming that gold
>>201759686
just ripped a bunch of farts
>>201759627IF YOU STEAL MY SUNSHINEi support this messagebut let´s be honest, this is the most underrated song of the 2000´s everhttps://youtu.be/h_smn7jp9oo?si=q5PWnhc5m1GTTnGU
>>201759707
>>201759701usually gotta self sacrifice with a 'p report to jolt jannoids into doing something
>>201759729
>>201759731truly they were paid their worth
>>201759741I've always liked this one
>>201759741
>>201759767Great song, great album, great band
well, where are we... okay, nearly three-hundred. and he says has has a hundred of these. this thread, and another. not so bad. it's like rainfall. enjoy the noise.
>>201759767
>>201759787comfy
>>201759787
>>201759787I've been in this situation many many times.
>>201759805lol
>>201759805
>I waited for the bus, does anyone else know that feelnigga STFU
>>201759786this fag will just start over in the next thread
I WANNA ROCK RIGHT NOWIM ROB BASE AND I CAME TO GET DOWN
>>201759831
>>201759837Bet your ass hasn't waited for a long time really late at night by yourself tho have you
>>201759854I have when on vacation in yurop
>>201759854I took a bus far past midnight that was 20 minutes late just a few days ago
>>201759852Alright, I'm done for now.Going to go incelwalk. Have fun in the next thread.> tfw no gf
ayo this nigga walkin
>>201759867I should do the same.
>>31931224>>31931224>>31931224
>>201759887Hmmm??
>>201759877silence, fatty
>>>/adv/31931224>>>/adv/31931224>>>/adv/31931224
>>201759887its overr
>>201759887You posted it on /adv/ you goober lol.
>>201759910wtf
>>201759887>>201759910aint no way
>>201759910Dumb Dumb
make a new on this board
>>201759910What are you doing my guy?!?!
>>201759891>>201759911>>201759915>>201759929>>201759940>>201759943>>201759953i had it open and thought i was posting to /int/
nah lets actually use that thread for once for fun
>>201759998Let's not
>>201759998nope, not doing it
>retard posting hourshmm time to come back later
>>201760022>>201760022>>201760022
>>201753524>>201753524>>201753524
>>201760032New
>>201760027>>201760033>>201760038you've gotta be kidding me with this
>>201756762>>201756762>>201756762
Well well well
>>201736824>>201736824>>201736824
>>201759657CODE???????
psh. alright, well when you figure it out.
