Comfy edition
>>201767233His shoulders give away the XY.
Think we can all agree the talking fish was a psyop
We can all love again.
>>201767233That would be incredible for gay porn
i like how 4chan has been catering the content i see
>>201767233I WILL NOT LIVE IN THE POD FOUL TEMPTRESS!!!
>>201767233Oh are we trying to speed run the Equilibrium timeline now?
mmhmm
>leftypol's ideological influences:Sun TzuThucydidesPlatoCaesarGenghis KhanLivyMachiavelliHobbesNapoleonFlorian GeyerJohn Ballvon ClausewitzLincolnMarxEngelsLeninLukacsStalinMaoGaddafiCeausescuVõ Nguyên GiápHo Chi MinhKhomeiniDeng XiaopingJiang ZeminXi JinpingSaddam HusseinKim il-SungKim Jong-ilKim Jong-unHoxhaLosurdoFurrAOCLimonovCorbynHudson>rorke's ideological influences:>nick fuentes>elon musk>morrisey>hitler>nigel farage>"""sargon of akkad""">trump's fist pic>@animelover1488 on twitter>marmiteman4
>>201767304bore off 190
>>201767304Name on
Toiling down in the basement for the next monthAny podcasts or documentary recs lads? Need summat to listen to
Once again the ancients knew more than us
haven’t watched the paralympics but how the fuck is it fairlike say one guys missing a hand and the other just a finger. not really a fair contest is it
>>201767339Mmm donuts
>>201767338Something's Burning, the recent episode with the midget comedian.
Rorke intellectuals:PlatoNietzscheSpenglerEvolaMishimaFordTeslaD.W. GriffithFischerThe Wright brothersRussel BrandLeftypol intellectuals:Hillary ClintonJeremy CorbynMadonnaKaty PerryObamaThe Russel duo(Russel Kane, Russel Howard)Owen JonesThat Paki slagThat Twitch streamer
>>201767349mmhmm she's ready for timmy now
feel like shite this morn
>>201767338This has got me through many boreful hours of dishwashinghttps://youtu.be/GTh5J0HsIAg
Chris martin is such a fucking tosserColdplay selling out 4 nights in croke park is a damning indictment of normies
Finished S2 of Star Trek TNG lads48 episodes down130 to go
>>201767349i hope shes joking
>>201767353https://olympics.com/en/paris-2024/paralympic-games/paralympic-classificationThey have a load of different categories depending on how disabled you are. It's why the paralympics has so many more medals compared to the olympics, every event has 4-10 gold silver and bronze medalists
>>201767380thoughts on u2?
>>201767349If you have a problem with this you are LITERALLY a femicidal terrorist
>>201767391Keep crying incel
>>201767391that's literally every average young woman nowadays
>>201767353yeah but imagine how inconvenient it would be to have the handless olympics and the fingerless olympics
>>201767361Cant listen to any of the Joe rogan crew anymore
Might pop the wheelchair fencing on
when's the wheelchair egg and spoon race on
>>201767378When does it get good>>201767407The younger generation hardly even go out now. Gen Z are a bunch of virgins
>>201767448Gen Z doesn't drink or like sex scenes in movies, but they shag like its going out of fashion because porn has taught them thats how people interact in life
>>201767448When does the Bible get good? It's literally called The Good Book mate, it's all good
>>201767471Um... how old is she?
>>201767471what's the distance compared to regular archery?
>>201767349mad how being a 5/10 girl gets you sex with literally anyone you want on the planet
boomer neighbours have a massive olive tree in the front gardenI got talking to them, turns out they've moved it with them to each new house like 5 timesI initially thought how nice that was, then it was immediately replaced by the reality of what a tremendous waste of money that would be for anyone in this day and agethe romance of life is dead
imagine being disabled and you're actually the best in the world at something but you have to compete in the paralympics
>>201767497The same (70m) except for visually impaired parathletes who have a distance of 30m
>>201767471Not really fair not like her arms getting tired she's dispersing all the tension with that harness
>>201767387u doing all of them or just tng?how is tng? i'm still only on OS systematically obv seen a lot of tng and others back in the day scattershot episodes
>>201767536nah you're just cucked by economics ruling your life
>>201767535My mate goes out with a dj and one time they were in a club and 6 different lads said hello to her. She’d rode every one of them. Said it was the most embarrassed he’s ever been lol
>>201767585by goes out with you mean goes out dancing not datingand what u mean rode shagged each of them in one night?
did the permavirgin post the ragebait webm
>>201767607did you
>>201767553perhaps all, starting with TNG thoughReckon I'll do everything up to JJ films as that's when "NuTrek" begins apparently.ie meaning TOS, TNG, DS9, Voyager, EnterpriseAnd the 6 TOS films and 4 TNG films of course, despite them largely being slated.Really felt I should just do Picard to wrap everything up but everyone is insisting I don't so quite conflcited on that. Is TOS absurdly dated? Everyone always points towards that paper mache lizard fight but I still think I'll watch it. It's only 3 series.
>women think they're an assetIt's my pleasure to remind them from time to time that this isn't true
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJVwlCRuk4k
flock of feral aboriginals in my backyard trying to get into the chicken coop
>>201767349Those eyes are GONE
>>201767647the ideas is tos are still freshyeah there are a lot of obvious sets and every now and then like the infamous lizard fight (arena episode or something it's called watched it not that long ago) or other physical fights it's clearly fake/stupid but like it's still easy to suspend your disbelief in other areas cos the scripts are mostly interetsting and smarti think it's silly to start at TNG tbqhi heard picard s3 was ok first 2 were complete shitei hear discovery is shit but below decks (esp later seasons) and strange new worlds are both legitsupposedly the latter is closest to classic trek in decades
>>201767684why
>>201767699they're animal rights activists
John Bull personified.
>>201767697Well the first two seasons of TNG have hooked me enough to see what Starfleet was like 100 years in the past, and then Enterprise for 200 years in the past. TNG is slated in the first 2 seasons as a lot of sets are used compared to S3-7 where they actually shoot on location. Given it's my first Trek idgaf cause I have nothing to compare it to. Hopefully the subsequent 5 seasons don't ruin it for me. TNG is great thus far though and the first two seasons are nowhere near as bad as reviewers whine about.Of the 48 episodes I watched I can really only count the number I actually disliked on one hand.Latest episode included (S2 finale, clip show, fucking horrifying).
Another day further into depression
>>201767782Cmon mate, could be worse!
gf commented on how impressed she was by the number of times i could cum/how short my refractory period is; "i didn't think that was possible"i came like 5 times in pretty quick succession, for context
pasta night de lads it lovely
>>201767768>TNG is slated in the first 2 seasons yeah i've heard the first couple seasons are shitalmost every series supposedly has a shit first season>and the first two seasons are nowhere near as bad as reviewers whine about.this is what i wonder about discovery as well>Latest episode included (S2 finale, clip show, fucking horrifying).the s2 finale is a clipshow? wtf lmao i highly recomend going back to TOS and you gona be missing references in the tng, you'll get slight whiplash but if you just finished s2 that seems perfect time to take a break and then come back to it
>>201767800she'd be disapointed with my 2 day refractory period
Don’t feel like I got the most out of sex with exberg. Think I was nervous about showing and sharing the depth of my sexuality with her. The regret is real.
got a 5.5 inch penis
>>201767800Probably not impressed, just surprisedWomen don't really like cum
>>201767827may as well just transition lad
Back to work after 2 weeks off, grim.At least I work from home so that's something.
>>201767827ok braggard
my penis should be in the paralympics
>>201767827alright big fella
>>201767836why
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lyu1KKwC74i am attempting to emulate this guy's look
>>201767808>this is what i wonder about discovery as wellall I know about is discovery is they were in deep space and they saw a shooting starthink that tells you all you need to know >>201767808I'm familiar-ish enough with TOS to evade missing the references I think. In that I know who all the characters on TOS bridge actually are. Episode 2 of TNG is apparently a complete ripoff of a TOS episode so it's actually quite fortunate I started here in that regard.Self plagiarism two episodes in, the viewers in 1987 must have been pretty pessimistic.
The average height is now 6'3
>>201767835lolwut
>>201767827sameit's bang on average
>>201767873> the viewers in 1987basically a 2 decade wait for it as well lmaokinda amazing TNG even happened i'll have to read the story behind its development one day
>>201767647>>201767387>>201767553>TNGGreat>DS9Even better. Even the "bad" episodes are watchable. >VOYHas some truly horrible episodes but also has some fun characters>ENTGood for the first 2 seasons or so, but then the writers get desperate for ratings and make everybody retarded (time for naked massages) >ST:DBad>S:PICSeasons 1 and 2 are unwatchable. Season 3 is good if you want the nostalgia. But if you're first watching them now, you can probably skip it since you don't have the emotional connection>SNWDecent if you havent had a Trek fix in awhile but I'd probably skip this too. It's way better than any of the other nuTrek though>TOS moviesGreat. Watch them all. My favourite is the 4>TNG moviesDecent if you want dumb action schlock but they don't feel like the same characters. Even the "good" movie, First Contact.
no matter what i dooo~ all i think about is youuu~~
>>201767899cute :3
>>201767536>the romance of life is deadOk don’t be dramatic or anything will you
>>201767881no it's notI'm 5'10 and feel like half of niggas are shorter than me and half are tallerI'm perplexed at 6'2 niggas on here feeling like dwarves.Reckon it's because of how insecure you all are you hyperbolise how terrible and undesirable you are in your heads. Because I'm a certified shagger I don't have such a problem.
/brit/:>wahhh why can't I make friends or find love, women are cunts, the world is unfair, wahhhalso /brit/:>>201767697>>201767768>>201767873>>201767896
>>201767899Would you like to see my penis?
>>201767931giggling
>>201767931I'm gay and got buggered up the arse last night.
no matter what i dooo~all i think about is poooo~~
>>201767931dont get itstar trek is mainstream
>>201767895TOS has 6 films and they were a commercial success so TV companies came begging Gene Roddenberry to write them a TV show so they can cash in on the cash cow.He was a notorious prick in the first season leading to numerous rewrites and actors being confused of their character's motivations.S3 onwards he's told to fuck off and in S4 he died anyway.
>>201767984mainstream for virgins
>>201767899that the monkey fella from jungle book?
>>201767990first film was still a decade after the show ended(sure they had the weird animated one but that finished like 8 years before the film too)
rorke listening to brazilian phonk on his walk home from the sops
>>201767896>>201767895you know Uhura considered leaving TOS cause it was some dumb honky shit but Martin Luther King told her not to because he loved the show so much (as did his kids)pretty interesting part of history
>sops
Rorke going to the pub and loudly asking for Scotch, neat
*squints at the URL*huh, it does say /int/
>>201767931it's diego
Hate being the unwanted child
>>201768046barted for this exact response
>exact
PHWOAR
>>201767873>>201767808you can watch TNG without having ever watched TOS. I still never have, except for the movies (watched after TNG/DS9).
>>201767931Trekkies are not incels sir.We are femoid respecters.
>>201768099Ah yes a big pile of worms
>>201768099Vile
>>201768099would commit war crimes to have this in front of me right now
>>201768122set phasers to errrr HAVE SEX mate
>>201767931>>201768122this trekkie gets laid all the time
>>201768101nigga just watch it to wrap up the story there's one episode that's like the edge of forever or something and it's considered a GOAT trek ep
can i have sex plox
>>2017672338k BLACKED on the window
5'6" in height 5.5" winky
>>201768144
>>201767233wake me up when we have the looking glass
>>201767349Bloke 32 is the key to all this
>>201768099slop
>>201768173so this is rorke
>>201767349why didnt she say who 21 was the roommate of?
>>201767233Really love wfh life but do miss office tarts desu
gfberg is now comfortable enough to fart around me and I dislike it very muchhow do I put the fear back into her?
>>201768178what game
My mum has a cancer check today please wish her good luck else she will die!!!
>>201768250Prey (2017)
Mad how there's an attractive 21yo girl in Germany who hasn't had real sex in almost two years because she prefers having internet sex with me via messaging instead. Feel a bit guilty about it, particularly cos her ex is going off the rails and wants her back, but she's choosing some guy she's never met instead
>>201768242tell her about the mangrate
>>201768246these are the tiny ones right could box these cunts chins clean off (if they had any)
>>201768259Good luck anons mum thoughts and prayers - /brit/
>>201768276screaminghow much do you send her to pay her rent?
>>201768276BIG if true
>>201768276...
>>201768276
>>201768276*gives you a look*
>>201768276and you've not been to sex her up IRL once? two years mate ffs aren't plane tickets in europe cheap as chips
>>201768283think theyre just quite normal kangaroos
I have such a low opinion of Europeans that are obsessed with American politics, history, and culturethis doesn't apply to brits though since there's a shared language and history there, so it makes a bit more sense to be clued into america
BIG if poo
>>201768376likkle runt
>>201768376
>>201768306Haven't paid her anything. We just connected online through our shared love of femdom, and took it from there>>201768337No but probably will early next year
>>201768283they're either wallabies or some other smaller kangaroo species, red kangaroos are the man-sized hench ones you're probably thinking of
>>201768351>American politicswhat the retards across the oceans decide to do is actually pretty important to our economytwo of our energy providers had each of their stocks fall 10% in just 3 days right after trump got shot and everybody thought "oh shit this means he'll become a martyr and win the race and this is bad news for our windmill projects"
>>201768376That's him grounded
>>201768376good mum
bit sleepy x
>>201768469here's one in the wild
>>201768376:3
this is peak comedy for yanks
walked in on my mum cooming when i was like 15she was doing it in the living room. still dont know why the fuck she did it and weve never talked about it
>>201768572she fit?
>>201768570SCREAMING. LMAO.
>>201768570howling
ITS CHEWSDAY INNIT
>>201768570Shit I hope I didn’t get that weed
>>201768586no. fat italian lady. also a hateful, spiteful cunt
>>201768267have it not played it yet
>>201768616phwoarrr BLIMEY!!!!!!!!!!!
rorkes gf
The dream digs>>201768616malaponte!
>>201768570weed does actually make you gay
giving those ovo cunts a meter reading
>>201768643amazing sir i can't believe this is realwonders of modern world!
wagging my tail rn :3
>>201768682!!
>>201768646Being gay is good tho. Have you not kept up with the times?
pozzed a neghole at the local bathhouse last night
madhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auqPIfVSUOM
is rorke him?
Any man who fantasises about their gf with another man in?
>>201768639kek those are my nipples
Mad how I pay £22k tax per year and haven't used a single public service in donkey's years. Someone has to pay for all the refugees I guess
fantasize about my gf with another girl (i would then have sex with both)does that make me weird?
need a harem of chocolate wives
mad how grim this general is these days
always ban chinese peers on a torrent me
>>201768840>these dayswhat a cope it's always been shit
>>201768768>man who fantasises (...) with another manNigga............
got 8000 nectar points
>>201767931Kek
>>201768861looks like me knob
>>201768877da's got 3,529
>>201768914has anyone seen my bowling ball?
>looked at my budgetbloody hell thursdays are a shitshow
>>201768560>people living in a vassal state are not allowed to care about their overlords
>>201768934utterly bizarre how can you spend so little on saturday like the highest spending day of the week for normal people
>>201768877what's that actually worth, a multipack of Twirls?
>>201768949>normal peopledid you forget where you were for a sec
>>201768934Thursdays are quite grim don't blame you if you're buying booze and takeaways
>>201768858I don’t know what you’re implying but all I want to do is watch my gf get satisfied and then clean her up
>>201768964not even brit posters are so abnormal tos pend more on monday than saturday by a factor of 3insane
Young bull elk wakes up from a nap and screams, then pops a boner so hard he shits
Feeling soft, my muscles are gone soft
>>201768993>>201768949I WFH so I do my shopping during the week instead of the weekend.And I try not to shop at all on Sundays because it's the Lord's day>>201768966dont buy takeout or and dont drink at home. it's mostly groceries and regular shopping stuff. also my car payments
>>201769032This is how I feel after a week off gymtoil. Going to go later and punish myself
>>201769039>>201768966>>201768964>>201768949looking at it, could also be that charges on fridays show up the same business day and charges from saturday/sunday dont show up until the next business day
How much time do you think it's worth spending in Manchester? Seems like a cool city but not much to do
ok kek this is me
>>201769069Think the big problem is my diet. Not enough protein. Found a video of myself from a year and a half ago and I am leaner and harder. Feel like I've made no progress aside from one or two lifts.
Her poo in my mouth.
>>201769081none whatsoever, it's a standard poorthern shitholeit's like a tourist travelling thousands of miles to experience the wonders of Perth
>>2017690811 day at most, all they have is a football museum
my net worth is back under $200k (£150k)wish biden would get a move on with cancelling student loan debt
what's the best response when some schizo on 4chan starts going mental at you for no reason
can we post more cat pics/videos, my girlfriend likes when i send them to heralternatively, can we post ones with ducks? she likes ducks.
>>201769149Respond with “yeah?”
>>201769149spam random number sequences
marks hour long morning streams are womfy af background noise
>>201769149look up "homealoneeveryfridaynight" in the archive he spends half hsi time dealing with schizos ramblings at him
>>201769157sorry to tell you this but when she texted you "I can't get enough big black ducks", it was a typo
>>201769157
>>201769128I've always wanted to go to the Norf though. So far Liverpool, Manchester, York and Whitby are on my list
>>201769081Really can't recommend anything there that you couldn't have a better experience elsewhereEven the science and industry tech museum is worse than it was 20 years ago
>>201769149majority of the time on /brit/ its mousenonce so I just pull out the "shut up nigga"
>>201769149𒁹𒀭𒋾𒀪𒆪𒊻𒈗𒃲𒌑𒈗𒆗𒉡𒈗𒎗𒈗𒂊𒆠𒈗𒆳𒆳𒍝𒉌𒅔𒂍𒊕𒅍𒅇𒂍𒍣𒁕
This but my bollocks
doing a shift with arguably the most attractive girl at toil this afternoon so I'm using the expensive body wash
Made a joke in a job interview this morning and he didn't laugh
>>201769196liverpool and manchester aren't northerneven york is a stretch
>>201769149Repeat their posts back at them but worded slightly differently
>>201769212he laughed at you when you left
>>201769208Alri Enkidu
>>201769149Bolg on
>>201769228That's not how you water your mossballs
If you're Arctic-side of Hadrian's Wall then you're nothing but a Southern poof to me
does /brit/ do this with their girlfriends as a joke? haha x
>>201769157Kek I sent the 'f webms from 4chan too
>>201769211how do u manage to shag in this circumstanceis it a question of just being there or do you have to keep subtly pushing the issue
>>201769196but whywith the exception of York which managed to keep its historic charm they're all just boring urban jungles, same as any other city. They got bombed to shit by ze Germans so almost nothing is older than the 60s
>>201769225The rare astonishingly good yank post
Berwick-upon-Tweed? Not northern.
the ducks, as it were
Yahoo Serious
seasideMARK morning striptease de lads, it 4x lush
would like to visit sunderland-upon-tynehome of my ancestors, as it were
>>201769278Tensest thing i've ever seen
>>201769270oh I don't have a hope in hell of actually banging her, I just want her to at least not be repulsed by me
https://vocaroo.com/12zFr4VhnhgR
chicken fillet roll and a wank (gen Z boss and a mini)
>950pm>forgot to go grocery shopping>everything closing at 10>rolled out of the house to get some food>didnt shower or shave and looked a mess>could feel the looks of disgust from the cute cashiersgrim
>>201769343blgo on
willyberg smells like skips
sucking myself off
True
>blgo
>>201769278cute
developed a bad habit of waking up at 5 and checking my phone which leads to 2 hours of scrolling then not being able to sleep again and coming into toil wrecked
false
bumhole smells like poo
Started doing assimil during morning cardio, will be speaking C1 French any time soon. Somewhat motivating me to become a productivity freak.
idiot niggas
Tried watching the Borderlands movie for a laugh, but the first 10 minutes were so bad I couldn't bear it
sucking nigga cock
>>201769418blogspot.au
doubg my retarded nigga dance
>>201769418yahoo serious
amazes me how subhuman aussies and kiwis arecompletely captured by their natives
wanking off an abo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lyu1KKwC74what type of leather jacket is this calledwhen i google leather jacket, all i get is those biker jackets
>>201769461The Apache nation will rise again, inshallah
Don't understand how people use their back pocket. You can't see it, easily robbable and things can just fall out whenever you sit down.I've seen people walking around with their phones half out their back pockets. Baffling behaviour. Perhaps I am just autistic though.
giving the pet abo a saucer of diesel for his birthday treat
>>201769278Most emotional movie of 2024
>>201769495>>201769473>>201769446>>201769417Feel free to stop posting at any time
washing the pet bbc's bbc
>>201769081Go to IWM north and the art gallery and the science and industry museum
>>201769329At this hour I'm more of a breakfast roll man
lost all urge to wank
>>201769490get back on your reservation and have some booze, chief wanking dog
>>201769493Probably grew up in high-trust communities where you don't have to constantly worry about being robbed by urban youths
>>201769518breakfast rolls are always shite from a deli tho
>>201769511feel free to tongue my batty crease
Rorkes national heroes >Alfred the Great>Henry VIII>Horatio Nelson>Harold Godwinson>Shakespeare>Issac Newton>Hobbes>Alan TuringLeftypols national heroes >Stormzy>ricky gervais >molly mae
>>201769526i grew up in one of those but dont use my back pocket because i dont want to sit on my phone
sore tummy
>>201769511all; me
love love LOVE female arses in jeans
>>201769493Ignorance is bliss
>>201769081went to the gay village with some colleages in the evening (attening an event in manchester). was accosted by a drag queen (how'd they know to pick me out specifically) and all my colleages laughed at me and my awkwardness
>>201769563professionally trained gaydar initi could never go with colleagues id be outed in an instant
rorke is weird
got turned away from the bottle shop because my license expired without me realising and i look like a runtmore trials and tribulations in my incel life
>>201769545Spraying milk out me nose at this
lol
>>201769597reddit humour
>>201769604youd love it then
women dont care about me fish dont care about me
>>201769604Would say thats old shitpost humourNot that you would know
top-top for youse lot:don't look back in angerfrom the wise words of... some group ;)
>>201769617i care about you ^_^
>>201769617i, rorkeypops, care about you dearly
>>201769604You wouldn't know what 4chan humour was if someone hit you with a candleja-
>>201769633omg hiiii rorkeypops
>>201769639nice memes granddad ever heard of skibidi toilet old man??
>>201769663If skibidi toilet did a fanum tax on baby Gronk, would that be W-rizz or kinda Ohio?
>>201769653*does a little gay scream* hey bitch
>>201769700screamed at this post
>>201769704>>201769704>>201769704
new>>201769716
