Gymtoil edtition
need a hobbyany suggestions?
>Five children have been arrested on suspicion of murder following the death of an 80-year-old man who was attacked in a park.
girls
>>201774759drugs
>>201774759
simply the peak of women
He has a Right to post the Mice.
British republic now!
>>201774306had pasta (takeaway)
still screaming at that british girl who unknowingly sucked her own dad's dick through a glory hole in holland
noticing patterns
>>201774827She looks like Irish diaspora
>>201774862what do women et out of itsimply refuse to bleieve a random cock and they are like ooo let me suck it
why don't brits refrigerate their eggsthat's nasty
>>201774819How could mastering balance, poise, movement etc not be considered a hobby?
I'm white
>>201774893i've no idea honestly, my ex LOVED sucking willy but wasn't a big fan of being eaten out, i suppose some women are just eager to please
>>201774724Why doesn't the cuck in the webm just pick up some dumbbells and do some shoulder lifts ffs.You don't need a machine to exercise your shoulders.
>>201774894 er we do?
>>201774894because our chickens are vaccinated against salmonella
>>201774920Because it's fake
>>201774928Do chickens in the UK have Salmonella?All Salmonella isolates and a proportion of the Campylobacter isolates were sent to reference laboratories for serotyping, phage typing, screening for antimicrobial resistance and archiving. The overall frequency of Salmonella contamination in retail chicken in the UK was 5.7%.hmm
>>201774827
>>201774759>gym>cycling>bouldering>playing an instrument>a sportbut if you can't think of something by yourself that you want to do you'll inevitably just carry on rotting in your smelly bedroom
>>201774894Cmon bro it's farmlife
fucking hell warm as fuck today might get my cock out
>>201774827Fat disgusting obese pre-diabetic gluttonous whore. You are mentally ill and a spiritual peasant.
>>201774987A small undone stitch in your undies is enough for you to come free
>>201774987ktimI'm a woman by the way
just buy organic free-range chicken and you can eat it raw if you want. salmonella comes from animals being crammed together shitting all over each other getting diseases
>>201775020t. nonce
Just remembered I'm going to win £110m later on tonight. Cheered me up a bit. Might start looking for which mansion I'm going to buy
The age of Brad is overThe time of Jezzerposting has come
I think the reason gay sex and twinks turn me on so much is because I'm straightA feminine man playing the role of a submissive woman goes completely against my idea of a man so it becomes a taboo to engage in it, which just adds something that you can't get from women
>spiritual peasant.
>>201775057least gay homosexual
>>201774920It's the Brit way. "Musn't grumble""Stiff upper lip"Here in the US there are time limits on euipment that gets a lot of use when people are waiting. Generally a 30 minute limit when the place is busy.Bitches and old farts ignore that all the time.
>>201775037free range means nothingthey can have a small patch of grass connected to the main shed and that's enough to put it on the packaging
>>201775042Was doing this at lunchtimeSaw a 4.5m mansion decked out in crushed velvetAt a million quid plus, how do you still have the deano taste
Haven't heard anyone say "Hey Siri" in a while
anime
>>201775020And I suppose you're a spiritual aristocrat lad
might start pretending not to speak english to get out of social situationsneed to brush up on my eastern european accent
>>201775119
>>201775114Anime is for paedophiles
>>201775083>packagingdon't buy from the supermarket jew. get it from a farm where the animals are pasture-raised so free to roam
>>201775124correct
Work at my company’s headquarters but every other decent job in the company is scattered across a bunch of flyover offices in the middle of nowhere
>>201775119Old swedish saying:suffices in war.
>>201775083Yeah you don't really know that though do you mate
>>201775152evil jew eyes
The british are expected to become a minority by 2100. Some people here will be alive at that time. It's over
>Fat disgusting obese pre-diabetic gluttonous whore. You are mentally ill and a spiritual peasant.
>>201775152She looks extremely common.
>>201775183So? Are minorities treated badly or something?
>>201775163What job is this
Why the fuck do you care so much about the welfare of animals whose flesh you are literally about to eat? Utterly bizarre worldview. Like a cannibal thinking:>Well at least he had a good life eh?
>appear on television in a minor show a few times>a woman will fly from the other side of the world to milk your seedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mFKEDXgehgI saw myself on match of the day once, will they like that?
>>201775188vgh... home....
>>201775194hatpost
>>201775152never stick your dick in crazy
>>201775183so what rorke?
>>201775152ugly little pig faced cunt
>>201775172>>201775194Two weird virgins probably the ‘weird guy’ at work
>>201775209Because I'm white, hope this helps
>>201775231howlingdone him
Being shot with the heart attack beam again
>>201775183it will happen much sooner than that desu
>>201775206Banking operations
>>201775209Have never understood this. 'Animal rights' type people who are also meat eaters.
yt ppl love they little memes
>>201775205white people are treated badly by nons. Look at south africa
>ugly little pig faced cunt
>>201775209>He doesn't say a prayer in thanks for the life it gave so that you might continue yoursSpiritually bankrupt flesh golem
>>201775209organic pasture-raised chicken is nutritionally superior to barn-raised grainfed. I'm not buying it because the chicken was allowed to sunbathe
>>201775267>>201775209You are genuinely so low IQ that the rest of us should be able to butcher and eat you with no moral qualms (after raising you free range of course)
>>201775324boobies
Hello, I am osman Gulum
the ideal woman
>>201775267No contradiction really. I think most homeless people/junkies/retards should just be killed in the most humane way possible. That being said the thought of them suffering unnecessarily bothers me.
>>201775152>oh not today?>because my fat friend off-screen wants to marry you todayfixed for realism
>>201775209A modicum of care about its health is needed, because you don't eat sick animals.
er if someone's found guilty of murder why should they also be found guilty of rape, I mean like she's already dead bro lol
>not buying halaljust me getting into jannah on the day of judgment then inshallah
Have never understood this. 'Road safety' type people who are also car drivers.
>>201775399
Our rivers and coastal waters are chock-full of poo
Pears taste better than apples
>>201775438creaming
>>201775448well we had an indian in charge didn't we
>>201775455Hmm.... no
white women cannot compete
>>201775455dire take>flagah I see
Modern england is like a nightmare a 1940s british soldier would have about a future after a german victory
shout out to all the pears
>>201775484factually untrue
>>201775484Fix her face and maybe you'll have a point
so this is mn... mad
>>201775509>shout out to all the pearsNon equal
>>201775344merhaba
>>201775324mad how its been 3 years since she last showed her chebs
>>201775520>The money raised from the painting will be donated to the Darby Rimmer MND Foundation.
>>201775522THIS IS AN ART ATTACK
Is the Italian Sub the best culinary creation humans have?
>>201775522Mousie
>>201775519You’re right her face is too cute it needs to be nerfed
I put eggs in the fridge so my kitchen counters are tidier and there's more room in my cupboards
>>201775484Not particularly attractive
>mmm pig yummy>mmm cow yummy>mmm chicken yummy>NOOOOOO YOU CAN'T HECKIN EAT A DOG, BECAUSE...BECAUSE...WELL YOU JUST CAN'T OK?
just been shot with an dart made of ice, hearts beginning to feel a bit funny
>>201775596and a ching chong nip nong to you too lad
>>201775602The kgb sends its greetings
>>201775560brits will never eat a hoagie
>>201775596Yes that's right, pingling
>>201775596Trussed up those meatbrains like a wild hog and spit roasted them over a campfire
>>201775596Yeah, cultural differences dictate so. Anyhow, it's pretty inefficient to raise dogs for consumption for a multitude of reason. Cows and pigs provide much more return.
>>201775626Prefer a functional social safety net over a type of sandwhich I will never eat
tfw fell for the mn meme
Mumberg wants me to get some grated cheese and mushrooms to make omelettes for tea
i have never touched a girls vagina
>>201775596you can eat dog here actually
>>201775673Arab children throw grenades in your country and you still don’t have hoagies
>>201775560Salami is fucking terrible for you
>>201775686may i, perchance, peruse a picture of your poonani?
>>201775686What about a piece of rope and a stool
>>201775701good. it's gross anyway
>>201775720Nah it's fine
>>201775720imagine being gay enough to care
Eating a dog meat hoagie
>>201775732Didn't ask if you wanted anything mate
>>201775732kek
>>201775701same but they're slimy, unhygeinic and stink of fish anyway
>>201775701c-section birth?
>>201775686post arse darling x
Never noticed a fishy smell from a fannyMy cock on the other hand...
>>201775761sent that viking cunt to the barren hunting grounds of rellekka
>>201775701neither has sacked tranny because there's a cock and balls where he imagines his is
imbibing a succulent Australian lager beer
mad how evil and ugly i amsometimes i think all my life makes sense when viewed through the lens of people reacting to an ugly and evil person
>>201775188That's an elite neighborhood in Russia.
>>201775754Don't need to signal that you've given up on the competition of life just quietly disappear x
>>201775757Daring synthesis of gimmiques
dogberg lying in the garden in the sun
>>201775799are you sure the smell wasnt coming from your arse
>>201775813what australian lagers do australians drink then
>>201775520Is that AI crap?
>>201775831insect brained freak
>>201775859Can AI do realistic hands yet?
>>201775843dogberg lying in the garden of the sun*there, now you sound like a poet
>>201775855new zealand lagers
>>201775855australian ones
rent is so fucked in this country
>>201775874Don't wish his dog is dead mate
facilitating a poo using my arse
>>201775897least autistic brit poster
>>201775814i consider myself average when i look in the mirror but i cant take a decent selfie. it’s really depressing
>>201775894i know it's so far below inflationfrantically trying to get the rents up to make up for literal 10%+ loss in purchasing power over the last 18 months
Dogberg in the sun,Garden warmth, a golden dream,Soft breaths in the breeze.
I'm actually very funny and witty tbf
>>201775932i consider myself ugly in the mirror and in a selfiehope that helps
>>201775948say something funny and witty then
>>201775948women aren't funny
little faggot dogberglying in the sunif I could prick him with needlesthat would be fun
/brit/ home of witty tranner
>>201775778I love em, gf doesn't understand it (she's not gay at all like me).
malaysia? More like my-arse-ia
Terrified of getting old and being murdered by a group of feral stabbers
Rorke being dragged to the breeding stump
>>201774862that makes no sense how did she not recognize him or his penis?
>>201776016most intelligent canadian
>>201775997Decidate your life to prevent certain people from meeting and birth the man who will stab you
screaming omdshttps://x.com/vomitex/status/1830666921739723066
Bratty Malaysia needs correction
>>201776036alri laius
every time i go outside im more and more convinced maybe these mixed race couples aren't overrepresented on adverts after all
>>201776084Shut the fuck up racemixmong
which came first the chicken or the egg
>>201776054absolutely fucking loathe southerners fucking apes
lost my virginity to a wagner opera
nothing on the ol youtube to watch
>>201776054Don't get it
wish coffee didnt have caffeine so i could drink it all day
>>201774893some people love being dominated and there's nothing more submissive than putting effort in purely for the pleasure of someone else. absolutely love sucking cock I do and will get the bf's willy in my mouth at every opportunity
>>201776139Bit weird to lose your virginity in a trench in Ukraine
1.Free Northern Ireland2.Free Scotland3.Free Wales
bit of a late lunch
lost my virginity to one of the lost prophets sound checks
>>201776174grim afsorry but i just cant respect it/you
>>201776139Did they bust your Ring Cycle?
>>201776160theres loads of videos on it
>>201776177Israel will be all over this
>>201775932Phone cameras have short focal length, they tend to kinda squish human faces. Try asking a someone with an actual camera to take a photo of you, you'd surprised.
>>201776160wish the algorithm would stop giving literal whos with less than 1000 views on their video a chanceit's nice to give small/new creators a bit of exposure but 99% of them are absolute wank who will stay obscure by all rights
music is so fucking boring omds
words to live by
>>201776189Are you my cat?
>>201776084massive blackpill this
>>201776223prove it
>>201775596Dogs don't seem particularly tasty or have a lot of meat on them Same reason we don't eat pangolins or spiders
>>201776196don't tell me if I was your gf you wouldn't let me suck your willy
saw a cloud shaped like an elephant today
Who here sucks cock?
Time to get up I suppose
>>201775720According to a single study from Harvard mongos that didn't take into account other confounding factors such as lack of exercise, smoking, and obesity that cause heart disease among the study's cohort
>>201776294*raises poo covered paw*
watching japanese pet anteaterthey are friggin cute
>>201776305seize the day
virgaloid here dont see the appeal of getting knob sucked on at all
>>201776342well it makes your willy feel good you see i skip it in porn because its kind of grim to watch
>>201776265*if I WERE your gfHypothetical. Subjunctive mood.
>>201776319alri salvador dali
>>201776319people with exotic pets are always deeply evil
>>201776241...yh
>>201776342Pussy is much better. It's more of a psychological thing for the sucker rather than the suckee. A kind of worship
>>201776370really? i find it easier to get off to that than pov because you rarely see anything of the guy, even the cock is mostly hidden
>>201776189not balding
start a new job that requires me in the office 2 days a weekits over
Employed Woman did me the other day
>>201776398Yeah? What else do you like about sucking cock?
>>201776311The World Health Organization has classified these highly processed meats as"carcinogenic to humans" and you can find studies supporting itNot that I care what you do or think, enjoy your nitrates bro
>>201776388how come
>>201776398
Love bumming around. Love dossing.
>>201776477rorke bait
>>201776400ok : - D
>>201776477funny how people pick and choose being critical of research depending on their biasesat least people like you are honest and open about sucking ascientific cock like the whoretards who are like "hurr durr this study is true while that study is wrong" despite both being the same shitty type of observational study aka all of covid, are the worst
mental that the average yank woman is 12.25 stone heavy
came in a girl's mouth once but i wasn't that great, i spaffed a lot but it felt more like doing a wee than an orgasm
>>201776502:(
>>201776493spent most of today asleep
Do you Brits actually wear Fred Perry, Burberry or Aquasqutum stuff yourself? Aksing for a friend.
>Consumption of processed meat was classified as carcinogenic and red meat as probably carcinogenic after the IARC Working Group – comprised of 22 scientists from ten countries – evaluated over 800 studies. Conclusions were primarily based on the evidence for colorectal cancer.>Data also showed positive associations between processed meat consumption and stomach cancer, and between red meat consumption and pancreatic and prostate cancer. >Meat processing such as curing (e.g. by adding nitrates or nitrites) or smoking can lead to the formation of potentially cancer-causing (carcinogenic) chemicals such as N-nitroso-compounds (NOC) and polycyclic aromatic hydrocarbons (PAH).>evaluated over 800 studies
>>201776567yeah i wear hera too
>>201776477No they aren't and you're sub-90 IQ who doesn't even know the difference between nitrates and nitrites
>>201776530stfu nigga
>>201776567no mate. matalan and primark no label stuff is the /brit/ uniform
>>201776567Youre fishing, trying escape russia yeah?
>>201776585>>201776572Please stop posting you are profoundly moronic
Sometimes it’s nice to just boil two packets of noodles and throw in a bunch of random cooked meats, egg and sauces. Maybe sprinkle in some of those random herbs that have been in my cupboard for years. Makes me feel like a fancy hobo. Sometimes I eat it straight out the pan for maximum effect and then have a nap after.
>>201776614no shit it's the non conscious cucknadianinfamously named for how retarded his opinions are
sometimes i just turn on channel 4 and can't believe what im seeing
>>201776625alr 190
>>201776572>can lead to the formation of potentially cancer-causingI'm so scaredNo direct link has ever been found and there is only a speculative link between the formation of N-nitrosoamines from the consumption of cured meats and cancer formation
Ready for my date lads, how is my outfit?
there are 3 niggas sat here furiously arguing about salami
>>201776692Didn't ask if you were scared of the truth
>>201776718Feels like im back in swedish general
>>201776567No. Majority of /brit/s are poor and know nothing about good clothing, even those who have money often dress like shit. They also mock those who don't put the minimum amount of effort into dressing. The people wearing these will usually be wealthy and clued up urbanites in London. I wear Barbour, Baracuta, Mackintosh and Grenfell stuff which isn't exactly cheap but because I'm too poor for Burberry and don't want to buy stained vintage Burberry or Aquascutum.
>My highly processed meatslop couldn't possibly be harmful
my gf sucks my willy but it sounds like she's about to puke and then gives up
>>201776718
>>201776726I accept your concession>>201776773Never said that >>201776642Mental how badly I mindraped you
>>201776606No. I'd like to move somewhere like Switzerland or Japan, but that's just wishful thinking. Far too poor, dumb and useless for that.
drinking alone and running the model trains
>>201776830most well adjusted brit poster
me? i choose the bear
>>201776830horrible little niggermobiles
>>201776830Okay bobby bacala
>>201776830based trainlad x
He's gonna be seething over several threads about this
>>201776843>it's over. i had a good life
>>201776783Do you have a really big todger and she tries to deepthroat it?
so, what do we all do for work?i need inspiration
>>201776843Me after I eat all of the BULLIES on /BRIT/
Guns don't kill people, the government does.
>>201776861just accidentaly snorted some beer up my nose giggling at this
>>201776883yup will be weeks down the line and he will start fuming about that time he got called out for eating salamigrim
>>201776886>I conquered all the chippies, was it worth it?
>>201776923nosebeers
>>201776899make boring posts on 4chan, you'd be incredible at it
>>201776899I fix phones.
>>201776843nigga look like a boomer from left 4 dead
that's my trixie fucked, one of my horses is a non runner
>>201776883>>201776935I have never done that but project on
>>201776899Software engineer, aka professional mouse wiggler
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfNuombVZb4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfNuombVZb4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfNuombVZb4mad how hip hop punk is like the only aesthetically interesting form of hip hop out there atm
there was an orse in the ouselooked alri ad a telly n that
pooeywanklad in? just did a pooey wank lad
>>201776890she sucks the head for a bit and then tries to do strokes with her mouth. she does about two or three before gagging.
>>201777008grim, dunno why you'd stay with a girl like that when sex is about all most women bring to a relationship
>>201777008Wash your penis
getting myself out of complete negativity is so hard, trying to take the view that I have the power to change my life, it's never too late, constant growth etc. mad how I psyopped myself into being a loser shut-in instead of realising the world is mine for the picking and I wake up every day and should do things because I have the chance to, not because I have to
>>201776576>>201776603>>201776768Thank you.
reckon women can't be forklift certified
>>201777074yeah but when you're ugly and evil like all of us here that's an impossible task x
>>201777074long as you're still breathing things can change lad. keep at it
>posts 'mental how badly i mindbroke him' every thread>not seething
>>201776987It's completely manufactured pop trash for rootless terminally-online zoomersGuaranteed you've never been to a hiphop or punk show in your entire life
Gay porn on the 'load
>>201777074Mad how true this is. Obscene even.
>>201777074good postneed to work harder to enjoy this beautiful incel life
>No. Majority of /brit/s are poor and know nothing about good clothing, even those who have money often dress like shit. They also mock those who don't put the minimum amount of effort into dressing. The people wearing these will usually be wealthy and clued up urbanites in London. I wear Barbour, Baracuta, Mackintosh and Grenfell stuff which isn't exactly cheap but because I'm too poor for Burberry and don't want to buy stained vintage Burberry or Aquascutum.
>>201777107what him post this in response to this nowlol, lmao even diego did him in so badly
>>201777074It took my dad dying for me to realise that and I completely turned my life around. It's never too late.
truest thing ive seen
get well soon emmett
>>201777008It’s weird how women genuinely don’t like sex but we have to hide this fact
>>201776987Holy fuck this is bad
>>201777074Try improving your grammar and punctuation.
>>201777074>>201777101>>201777133just lift heavy weights, it changes everything
>>201777163do you have those curly hairs and that gay little jewish hat
>>201777167They love being desired more than the act.
>>201777159what did you do
>>201777036i like to think im training her. she is getting better (slowly) and really tries. it's cute in a way.
>>201777172found the loser shut-in
>>201777186I damaged my heart doing thisTurns out it's not actually good for you
>>201777107>>201777149Samefaggot alcoholic incel on the bottle already. Grim.
howling at the way he just projects everytime
>>201777224how did that happen
>>201777186I did this, but this wasn't enough alone. It takes a constant change in your thinking and outlook, making sure to reinforce a positive mindset.
>>201777224Don't lift weights if you have an infection
2c outside and 14c in my room. so cold i'm dying
never ONCE seen a good post with a canadian flag
new>>201777273
What the fuck is going on here, someone smuggled drugs in a mousemat?
>>201777263'athletes heart'
