pov: you are a salt lick edition>>201840169previous
>>201844125ahah cowe moo moo
i came back just in time to make the newand you may ask yourself, "what will you do now?" and i have an answer for you . i will take a showip >>201844137that's a deer
>>201844125i look like that
playing connectionsbig brain time
Just got my test results back and I have chlamydia
>>201844142>that's a deeroh stop youre making me blush
>>201844155time to take the mosquitopill and spread that shit as far as the eye can see
>>201844125>gives you ticks
>>201844142why do u say showip
Frying up some hotdogs
>>201844187I just microwave em.
Jeets are ruining twitch chat.
>>201844185because spintranny likes making himself known to his coomer orbiter
Just go my test results back and I have unemployment
>>201844204>he just found out
>>201844204They ruin many things
>>201844217Stop being mean
>>201844204more like the world in general
>>201844204can you give me an example, l haven't been on twitch since like late 2019
spinny does not exist. it's jason's larp
business idea: the next time I buy those premade salad packs, make sure I have salad dressing, or buy some with it
>>201844254>make sure I have salad dressing, or buy some with ithave you tried using your cum?
>>201844237no tits and timestamp/sharpie in pooper/shoe on head, no foid. simple as
>>201844272fine but dont bully ok
what kind of an idiot genuinely buys or rents youtube TV
You guys are dookie
>>201844291you're poopy
Nadine, Christine, Justine, Kathleen, Charlene, Pauline, ClaudineMan, I pack 'em in this phone like some sardines
>>2018442841. don't tell me what to do2. do NOT talk about fight club3. that wasn't even bullying, grow up
Today I found out 32khz .wav and I'm assuming .flac files exist.
if evens, i grow a spine and message the qt on bumble who is probably out of my league (lawyer)if odds, i unmatch and go for a 10pm incelwalk
drinking milk
>>201844173Not the deer's fault that their skin is tasty
>>201844334good luck
>>201844334Whatve you got to lose by messaging her
>>201844334Message her AND do your incel walk
shut the fuck up
>>201844334are you pro bono? cause i've got a pro boner for you
>>201844360Why don't you suggest a new topic of conversation?
>>201844336Don't mind the anime figure at the bottom
>>201844363>>201844334what do you say we go back to my place and discuss my penile system
>>201844360No
why dont you just get a sexy anime gf?
let me go back to the bad days
show us the bumble message coward
>>201844396I did
if I cooked something with butter on my pan, does the residue from it still count as grease thats bad for the drain? I used hot water and soap to clean it
>>201844480how much fucking butter are you using?
>>201844508just a small chunk tilted around the pan to coat it. It was pretty dry when I was cooking, but there was an oily resin on top of the hot water
My mom asked me if I knew what hentai was today
>>201844532your mom is getting freaky?
>>201844246just being edgy, acting like children, being obnoxious, trying to flirt then calling the streamer a motherfucker if they talk back
>>201844480you're better off just pouring it into a solo cup or something and throwing the hardened fat in the trashcan. it's all fun and "not my problem" until the fat accumulates into a giant brick in your sink's u joint and you have to unclog it, the smell's pretty gnarly
This general is kafkaesque
A New Yorker cartoon
>>201844574please dont touch the meat, maam
>>201844601wow, what an original and totally not overdone ideafucking pretentious shitheads I hate that rag so much
>>201844601LOL
>>201844601voluminously volumetric volumes...
>>201844336enjoy anonregular or strawberry
sexy anime gf general
sex with a woman
abstinence with purity of soul
yeah, i'm thinkin it's gooning time
cope
Would you die to protect someone you loved?
>>201844804of course
>>201844758disgusting
The spoiled meat smell is mostly gone from my fridge and I am very happy. I had to throw out my milk and hummus because the smell stuck to them but it's better than throwing out the whole mini fridge.I wiped it down with cleaning spray, paper towels, and clorox wipes. I put two bowls of baking soda in there and I'm going to leave it closed for a few days and all should be fine and dandy.
>>201844804I would die for my mom
>>201844826nice im glad you took my advice and it worked outi've had to deal with that before so since yours was a mini fridge i figured it would quit smelling quickly
>>201844804only my future wife or future child
buncha fat chicks were working at taco bell tonight and gol'dang if those burritos weren't ffilled to the brim. I ate way too damn much
>>201844826what are you going to do about the ghosts tho
Me? I practice Santeria.
god isn't real
you should practice cooking if anything, jeet
time to toss and turn restlessly in bed for an hour
>>201844853based i love it when they hook you up like that
beef hearts are delicious
how was your day
>>201844804l don't love anyone any more
>>201844841thank you!it reminded me of when I went on a cross-country road trip with my friends, we didn't put enough ice in the cooler so all of our sandwich meat became rotten, it was one of the worst smells ive ever encountered. we threw it all into trashcans in the hotel parking lot near Zion National Park, kind of a dick move but we made this discovery at 5 in the morning so we had no choice. Those trash cans were actual biohazards>>201844856The ghosts of the turkeys who were killed to make the meat?
Is that British guy largely meming or is he really just angry?
>>201844902boring and i got rained on walking home. let it be forgotten
>>201844853that means they want you to come back and pick them up and have sex with them
000 days without a mass shooting. RESET THE CLOCK.
>>201844902pretty normal nothing special to report just ran some errands and made a particularly tasty dinner
>>201844939>"Nothing We Can Do To Prevent This" - the Only Country Where This Regularly Happenslegendary The Onion headline on this matter
>>201844723strawberry
I've never seen anything supernatural, except on shrooms but I was probably just tripping
>>201844993nicenicenice im glad it's growing on you a bit
chuds last hope
>>201845036Why would she be into chud? what does chud have to offer?
>>201845054he likes birdwatching and collects butterflies :>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yAHJTSxa90Yeah! Us MEN like monster trucks, explosions, and big boobies am i right? Us moids HATE colors, exploration, or music. Only GAY men like stuff like flowers and puzzles and all that HOMO crap. The only thing a STRAIGHT man like me wants is BIG BURLY HAIRY SWEATY MEN wrestling and beating each other up and sports and fixing cars and guns (sick electric guitar riff plays). Im totally straight and not insecure at all. I just really, really want to watch big musclemen wearing with deep voices wearing leather and beating up on other men and dominating them and maybe cuddling sensually with one another in a MASCULINE way. Girls are icky and have cooties. Dont forget to like and subscribe fellow STRAIGHT men.
>>201845054you would have to be an asian woman to know
>>201845068Are you literally a faggot?
birdwatching is based and comfypilled
i want a negress gf and have mulatto althlete children that go professional so i can neet out with their gibs
>>201845068lmfao
my youtube recs are in shambles
>>201845104absolutely i have a tiny little pair of binoculars for that but i don't have a good enough camera to take pictures of the birds i see so i just like looking at them i also have a hummingbird feeder i fill with sugar water and red food coloring
about to goon
>>201845104i love birdwatching bro, do you have any crows near you? they'll remember you and even follow you around on your incelwalks if you befriend them with enough snacks. makes you look like a bad omen to normies kek
Saw a very attractive woman wearing a Cinnamoroll shirt today. It was pink with cinnamoroll in the middle. She was petite, had big round glasses, and light brown curly hair.I'm seeing this character everywhere now after being introduced to him in this general. I saw that one car mirror decoration, a twitch streamer I watch loves him, and now this.
>>201845153i love corvids too they are very smart
>>201845089no, but listen to literally any random segment of that video and tell me it doesn't sound like a closeted gay guy trying really hard to sound straight. Ironically his description of masculinity reminds me a lot of lesbos and FtMs who don't actually understand men and assume its just being really mean and violent
Americans made up about 10% of the officers in the Royal Canadian Air Force in 1941 and 10,000 American men were already enlisted in the Canadian Army
>alberta is making some public healthcare private and run by catholicsclearly nothing will go wrong
>>201845184>listen to li...stop listening or watching any of that trash
>>201845129No man food colouring is bad for them!!!
>>201845163i miss california mostly because of the giant crows that live in the desert. maybe they're ravens, idk, but they're fucking HUGE. i used to feed them whole chicken nuggets minus the skin, and when i was in the army they used to raid the mre trash out in fort irwin lol. i bet that's what made them so massive
randomly started singing "I'll be home for christmas" on the bus to work this morningwhy cant it be november yet
>>201845236ok
goodnight
>>201845237i googled it and it says not to use it so i'll stop thats just what my mom always did >>201845247they do get really big, and they have comprehension skills that rival toddlers in some cases
>>201845280cya
Used to be a big free speech guy. Very passionate about the internet being uncensored. I see better now. The internet is more analogous to cable tv than a telephone. It does not build discourse. It discourages raw algorithm and people think what they're seeing is the culture. The Chinese have the proper relationship to social media. It should promote patriotism and discourage antisocial behavior. People will not only see that and think that's culture, they'll think it's happening organically, that patriotism just took off culturally for no reason in 2026. Just sweep Reddit HQ and replace all the trannies and jihadist sympathizers with spooks.
>>201845280good night >>201845265we are getting closer have patience we're finally out of august our time will come soon
will you ever have sex or have a gf in your life? me? of course not
>>201845286Okay good, God bless you anon.
the overall trend i see with these chinese tech product reviews is that they are not actually bad at all
I want my new pc.
>>201845313why do you feel the need to post this every day
>>201845286they're almost too smart though, sometimes i like to watch the retardbros like pigeons and grackles fighting over cracked corn
>>201845335I have a $20 dashcam that works like a fucking charm. I'm hovering my finger over the buy button of a $40 leaf blower. China is the greatest country in the world. State Capitalism with Chinese characteristics will usher in a second era of global prosperity. I love CHINA
>>201845346to connect with fellow incels
>>201845341He looks like a nug of WEED!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=te7KW4K-00E
I want to visit Jordan one day
What do you tell someone who's stolen your cheese? That's NACHO CHEESE HAHAHAHAHA HA.
>>201845360there's tons of videos online of crows doing really smart thingsincredibly smart animals that demand respect>>201845370shouldn't you want to distance yourself from incels and not be one of them ?
>>201845361it is a gamble though, they 100% wont be as reliable as an proper product
>>201845387whos that
>>201845393$200 american products also fail randomly and without recourse, I don't get your point.
how is that dude Bashar al-Assad still alive and in power
>>201845390thanks dad
>>201845378the internet is more fun than it ever has been I wake up every day to a bunch of crazy nonsense it's great
>>201845361for me it's buying replica soccer jerseys direct from their factories and reselling them at swap meets
Ever seen crow court? I have. It's where crows banish or kill a crow that's stolen food from a baby or killed a fellow crow or other stuff like that.
don't like the French language, but i like Spanish even less.
>>201845399if you don't know what the fuck you're doing, if you're buying an expensive tested product from a reputable brand you probably wont be disappointed
>>201845404Iran and Russia and Hezbollah
for me, its the chink NES flashcart I bought for $40no troubles yet,, and the Krizz is like $120
>>201845448The fuck u say?
>>201845424k onda padrino que pedo tienes es sola una idioma wey
who is your favourite Canadian
Tim Pool was literally taking money from the Russian government through Shell companies
>>201845461Molly Rankin
>>201845461my gf avril lavigne
>>201845391i dont wtf you're saying, i AM an incel
>>201845423i didn't know that was a thing >>201845461kenny hotz
>>201845467He unwittingly slammed the table screaming Ukraine is the enemy
>>201845461Idk probably Shatner.
>>201845461anyone from nova scotia because i like trailer park boys. everyone else, meh
>>201845461literally me
>>201845461Currie
>>201845474>>201845478>>201845487>>201845491>>201845494>>201845501cool
>>201845486yeah but you don't have to be is what im saying
For me it's Elliot Page
>>201845513look up the meaning of the word incel
>>201845518nigga u gay
I live in a dangerous neighborhood overrun with skunks and coyotes
>>201845522look up your local gym schedule and start drinking more water
>>201845522ok but like there's nothing wrong with you like you don't have a horrible deformity or diseaseyou're just a normal guy
niggas be like"eek, a stinky raccoon and a long small eared dog"
total foid love
life advice clean your room clean your penis
>>201845566based woman lover
It was pointless to go to the hospital for my right hand. They only gave me a pansement which they didn't bother to do. My mom had to do it instead when I got to my parents' house which I'm staying for the night.
>>201845530did he ever show the picture of the inside? im sure its dead by now
I'm one of the most paranoid people in the universe. Nobody perceives more latent threat pouring from every corner of my vision than me.
business idea: remember to ask brian next time l see him to curse my interviewers if they don't hire me
>>201845580Cockroaches never die.
>>201845594Are you superstitious?
behead foid sympathizers
>>201845601
I'm gooning awayI don't know what I'm to say
>>201845609I worry tremendously about the existence of biblical hell.
>>201845601:<
>>201845579good thing you aren't living here, that would've cost a jillion dollars plus tip in an american hospital. at least you got peace of mind now doe
>>201845616
>because god doesnt exist
if every kid had a gun there would be no school shootings
>>201845646can i get the lore on this guy ive been here long enough now i deserve to know
I love women so much.
just watched destiny, such great takes on common sense gun laws
>>201845681the perfect amount of Thicc
>>201845681you just love boobies and butts be real
>>201845690LOL
gonna most likely suicide by cop if things don't turn around by the end of the year, unironically
>>201845699and thighs and pussylips and womanskin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHphqtihqwo
>>201845699I like pretty faces.
The future of America is as violent as it's past. Maybe even more so
>>201845636Well I was afraid I would stay for the night since I'm in the Quebec healthcare and usually you can wait hours and hours on uncomfortable chairs.
>>201845711https://youtu.be/3L7PhuW3o-w?si=JJ6YZjUZ9T1fGChZ
I love Russia
>>201845658>>201845658There isn't lore, it's just a very old reaction image for fedora-posting.
>>201845728idk man the civil war was pretty violent
bodies rot, souls live on. i could give 2 shits about a hot body if she isn't someone on my wavelength she's still unattractive to me
>>201845461Norm
>>201845769great attitude to have
>The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.>The heart is deceitful above all things, and desperately wicked: who can know it?
Pooping right for the first time in 3 days
>my conception of spirituality is correct>your conception of spirituality is wrong unless you agree with me
>>201845844
>>201845501
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juliane_de_FontevraultGood read
>>201845840do you look like that
>>201845776truly the only choice
just keepin it 100 wit you guysi think the indian lady is gonna win
>>201845916he looks very uncomfortable
>>201845737proto-kraftwerk
going to sleep, don't stay up too late guys <3
>>201845939You calling her Indian is Black erasure
>>201845916but when the world needed them most, they vanished
>>201845965good night duck poster sleep well
>>201845965cya
tonight's looking like one of those nights where i reminisce about fumbling probably my only gf i'll ever have. this shit was 11 years ago man why won't the torment go away
>>201846034You have to let it go, move on.
god dammit
>>201846034a normal person would accept their mistakes and use it to grow, not wallow in self pity for a decade
>>201846059>just accept you're dying alone broeasier said than done i suppose
>>201846089>a normal person
>>201846102yes, you have successfully read the subtext anon. nice work.
>Have sex with girl>Intense desire to never see them again>Inevitably act on this desireWhat causes this?
>>201846101boo hoo nigga, there are millions like you
christ, I forgot /mu/ was just as shit back then
found a WORKING download link from 2013 on the archive lets GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>201846111the dennis system
>>201846111You lost respect for her
i am really bored
>>201846129
>>201846111Post nut clarity. I realize the bitch I just fucked is crazy/unhinged/annoying/not worth keeping in touch with
tag yourself
pain
>>201846257I'm not on this map :))
>>201846257Anne Arundel County is NOT in The South
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1725127471175485.webm
Everyone is black and everyone is gay.
for me it's killing them softly james
>order 20 chocolate glazed timbits from Tim Hortons>I get my order>check order>it's 20 plain timbits>go up to counter and ask the old Indian lady working there why my order was wrong>she proceeds to tell me how they had gotten an Uber Eats order for the exact same thing at the exact same time so they substituted my order>I'm incredulous >get refund anywaysGoddamn jeets, why do they hate us so much?
>>201846257im in this picture but you can't see me cause im really small
/int/ is slowing down
>>201845942it's a joke
>>201846289cute bun anime girl
>>201846451that sounds really goodit's just donut holes right, i love those guys
>>201846451There was an indian lady at the gas station the other day. VERY concerning
>>201846488Not when they're plain, also my order was wrong. I'm sure she was just trying to pass off the plain timbits because she thought there was a chance she could screw me over and get away with it.
>>201846498lol
just got a rejection email from a job I applied to 6 months ago
Did 4chin die
>>201846512i mean if i got the wrong thing and i had the receipt, i wouldn't leave until i got the right thingwhat if someone had an allergy or something and they just told you tough luck . boooo
Almost didnt leave bed this morning
why do bullied kids shoot random peopoe at school instead of the bullies?
I dont want to do this anymore
there's a couple of super secret military bases out there all on standby with cars planes and personal all kept ready to go at a moments notice in case of nuclear attack and carriers and planes and submarines on the move 24/7 and they have been like that since nukes were made, probably cost a lot
>>201846533Oh dude a girl I went to high school with told me that a friend of hers had died cause the Tims staff ignored her request to not put tomatoes on her sandwich.
>>201846565im sorry buddyi know it's no consolation but it's almost the weekend at least so you can have a small reprieve from the pain>>201846574what made you think of thisseems like a good job honestly just sitting around drinking coffee waiting for a phone call to press a button>>201846589i've never heard of a tomato allergy but damn that's awful did they sue
>>201846589you already told this story
I'm in it to win it.
I got assigned with a girl for my english class and i think she didn't like the presentation i made and she wants to remake it on her own.A tale as old as time.
further proof in my theory that responding to more than 2 people is toxic and a no no
>>201846718what a jerkif she wants to do the whole project herself then fine it's out of your hands i guess
I miss CHICANO
I like funyunsI also like garden salsa sunchips
>>201846786are you methose are like the only two kinds of chips i eat
I called out to my dog from my bed and the fat fucker trampled on my face. I don't know how but there's always something that keeps me angry every few hours, like god's fucking with me
>>201846715i just hope everyone has fun :>
>>201846839tell dog to apologize
>>201846827We are on the same wavelength.
>>201846863if we are on the same wavelength what tasty snack from the sea will i be having tomorrow
>>201846881Either popcorn shrimp or dried seaweed
>>201846902you are very close im having shrimp with cocktail saucethat counts i think, welcome to the wavelength it's my favorite one please sit down and have some tea
will be jizzing shortly
>>201846936imagine the lower back pain
Not a fan of boobs that are too big, personally. Also it's 11:30 covfeve time.
>>201846919nice, I love cocktail sauce and tartar sauce. I also love horseradish. and shrimp, of course.I can't into mollusks though, they are the only seafood thats gross to me. the rest is delicious.Thanks for tea, I only drink it when someone else makes it for me
>>201846972Oops I forgot squid and octopus are mollusks, they are delicious.I will rephrase: I can't eat bivalves or gastropods
I'll splatter you like Jackson Pollock.
>>201846972i was thinking of getting some crawfish but i went with the shrimpi want to do a seafood boil with corn and potatoes and crawfish at some point . they taste really similar to shrimp . and horseradish is >>201846990calamari is really good, but i feel kinda bad eating octopus because of how smart they are
>>201847034horseradish is really good*it goes in the cocktail sauce i'll be making and im going to use more than the recipe calls for
>>201847034>i want to do a seafood boil with corn and potatoes and crawfish at some pointugh that sounds so good, ive had that with crab before. Crabs are delicious but they are a lot of work to eat, and their shells cut me and the old bay gets in the cuts (im from maryland)actually i dont think we boiled the crabs, Im not sure how we cook them.anyway, Maryland Crabcakes are heaven on earth
>>201847034I thought calamari was squid?
lived in maryland all my life never had crabsmontgomery county things
My keyboard is repeating a lot of keystrokes, it's getting annoying. might need to clean this bitch
>>201847095i always have old bay in my spice cabineti might do a little crab cake thing next time i go get some seafood like i did today, that sounds really gooddo you have a recipe that you like ? or will just any online recipe do
>>201847125dude, drive to G&M this weekend and order their monster crab cakes
>>201847121oh i guess you're right
this kot has autismkotism
What are you niggas listening to
>>201847193i wonder what his special interest istrains maybe
>>201847133https://www.onceuponachef.com/recipes/maryland-crab-cakes-with-quick-tartar-sauce.htmljust did some googling, this one looks pretty good (minus the celery)if you really like it then try making them again sometime, but bigger. the best ones are giant lumps, but it's hard to find the right amount of filling to hold them together when they get that big. there are different ways to make them, you could also just use any recipe that sounds good, but I'd make sure whichever food blogger posted it is a Marylander
I have never had a crab or lobster dinner.
>>201847194I don't really listen to music.
>>201847269Me neither, I've only had them for lunch.
>>2018469363D will never EVER be superior to 2D
>>201847238wow this looks a lot more simple than i was imagining . im adding the stuff for this to my grocery list on my phonei think this would go really good with cornbread so i'll do that too the only thing that seems a bit difficult is getting the lump crab meat to filling ratio just right cause you wanna maximize the amount of meat without there being too much filler . maybe the second time i make this i can get kind of creative with a good binding agent like adding a little more egg or something
>>201847289>t. psychopath>>201847295I've had tinned crab and lobster on pizza amongst a few other instances but yeah, never had a full on meal with butter sauce and breaking shells and everything.
>>201847319Yes, crab feasts go great with corn bread, and hush puppies and corn. There are other recipes that try to maximize the meat to filler ratio, if you wish to look at those. I have actually never made them myself, I'm basing my tips off of what I've eaten and heard from my family.Let me know how it turns out if you make it!! I'm here everyday lol
>>201847382>>201847382>>201847382
>>201847386i'll keep you posted on itthe corn is also a good idea too i just made some tonight for dinner
