John Barrowman edition
>>201855612might go to oktoberfest this year
*enters the thread*
>>201855612
leftypol bragging to his mum how he swindled some poor bloke in australia to buy him a computer pint on the spoons app
how old is your tv?mine is like from 2009. would like to upgrade but i dont want a 'smart' tv with ads and shit
>>201855639no you won'tbe quite
Recorded myself having a wank once thinking it would look dead sexy.Grimmest thing I've ever seen and wanted to shoot myself in the head afterwards.
>>201855655
rorke's da excusing himself to stand facing a wall to send a text message
off for the 8th fag break
>>201855665bought a POOLED telly last month
nth for the high jumpdem
>>201855665get a big monitor
anyone else playing with that new video AI?
mousenonce on an iconic bihourly meltdown
Literally every rental in my area is student accommodation or a fuckin 4 bed house genuinely depressing me
>>201855776insane how they can stuff 20 indians in one of those 4 bed houses
>>201855746i dont use aii think anyone who uses ai willingly should be killed
>>201855776a family is called a household for a reason
>>201855655>>201855695howling
egging a mossball poo suck barm tranny
Car hold
>>201855779No need to be catty, Toby x
>>201855795Yeah but what about me
sir kill babies
Russel burger down the hatch. Time to wank off to anime feet, have a fag and then nap time.Such is the suffering of the unemployed man
mister, would you please help my pony
mad how the audience claps in sync to me playing this webmhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4v8iMzBoCw
sir steer farmer
>>201855816Nah just tell them to build a 1bd apartment or small house for me
>>201855876If an Italian man did it it’d be call appreciating life
hello everypony
>>201855776get the wogs housed in those gaffs get this lad homelessBritish homes are for foreigners x
Anyone have experience with benzos?Which ones cause the least dependency
avatar use
>>201855892You can post your rants but not the mice. You know the rules.
mousenonce what made your mortal enemy change from diego to spainnonce? was it because you accidently made diego's postcount go really high and you realised your strategy was only making diego stronger?
>>201855922just eat crisps mate
>>201855886she cute
sipping a delicious coffee
>>201856000mousenonce's mortal enemy (1910 colourised)
looking at me £9000 in savings as a 30 year old man and having a little cry that I've done fuck all with my life
You are a worthy adversary
a fu srd tei eto rs n
>>201856030twice what I've got la
>>201856030howling this is me except i'm 34 and i've never had a gfnever had sexnever done anything
>>201856030I’ve got more than that and I’m 21
yummers
>>201856053
might copy gas engineer lad
>>201856052>2114*3=42kYou should have at least 35k by 21 saved
just finished me fish n chips as pictured here >>201854451coss that were well lush
mo money mo problems
>>201856103chips? l;ol where haha
>>201855892settle down
reading the grenfell stuff terrifies me to live in an apartment just takes one person below you to do a cheeky run 6 appliances off one socket and you’ll be on fire
>>201856103Do you speak welsh?
>>201856085I have 11k give or take
>>201856124take*runs off with it*
I will send the first image you reply to me with to my family groupchat.
>>201856108looks fatter b4
>>201855968agreed x
>>201856145
>>201856119cant you get free food from a social service thing
hmm after careful decision I've decided not to doxx myself to satiate the tobester
>>201856170fake mn
>11k at 21I wonder what he spent the other 30k on
love and adore women i need a woman to protect
>[Deleted]
>>201856198I’m 22 in 3 weeks
why do girls love chicken nuggets so much
>>201856211wait is she not wearing underwear?
Love seeing mousey's posts get IP wiped and seeing what other posts were his.
now that one has been deleted, any more would be intentionally evading spam/post filters
I saved £12k by the time I was 30. 1 year later I have £2k. lol
>>201856114Just didn't include them in the photo as we all know what chip shop chips look likeThey was solid chippies >>201856123Pic el relativo
>>201856252those ten thousand lottery tickets not work out?
>>201856243she is, just showing off some leg is all x
>>201856265giggywiggy
>>201856281who
>>201856281yjk
>>201856294yer da
>>201856265
>>201856265Obviously didn’t need the walking stick things
Tried to get a good job in the past two years but I stupidly didn't work while trying to so as time has gone on my CV has gotten worse. Now in a deeper hole than when I started and I've had to reskill in something else that has a lot more workI'm 28 y/o and still have fuck all savings or career. Utterly fucked it
>>201856271damn, tricked us good lad
>>201856310>walking stick thingswalking sticks?
>>201856311and still the worst thing u did was posting on brit
The Day That Rorke Went Woke (2024) 1hr 43min
>>201856339Forgot what their called
Only realised once I was in my 30's that spending my entire 20's on the dole and only ever playing games at home or going to the pub or sleeping away most of the day probably wasn't the best idea in the world
>>201856317kek, that's me
literally would have been completely desolate with 0 work experience or money if my mum hadn't diedmental stuff
>>201856265she's legit pretty, 8/10 at least. it's a shame drugs took held of her also, GIWTWM>>201856294angelina topic
>>201856265why did she do it tho
>>201856365yeah but think about how many girls you got with and how many friends you made at the pub right? ... right???
>>201856365live and learn innit
>>201856385You think she's pretty from a blurry video where you can only see the side of her face?
funny how it defaults to jezza if you type in fat red sweaty british man
i've created a monstercos nobody wants to see marshall no more :/
>>201856442STOP USING AI
>>201856442screaming
>>201856474no
Is it the perfect fast food sandwich?
>>201856494YOU ARE A BUGMAN WHO SHOULD BE KILLED
>>201856508havent had mcdonalds in ages
I pray for the day AI finally recognises bradderschatgpt and dalle cant do him either
>>201856508yeah
>>201856513Cope.
a new slop generator has arrived!
drying my feet with a hairdryer
>>201856535forgot to attach
>>201856388belfast druggie, priob over drug debt>>201856301no bully>>201856433a great profile makes her pretty
>>201856494>now then guys how you doin?
>>201856545leftypol when it's a conclusion they don't like>reee observational studies are uselessleftypol when it's a conclusion they like>you're just complaining about it being an observational study because you dont like the conclusionscovid era was WILD
>>201856526It's overpriced but pop down for one for me. Extra onions and mac sauce
>>201856571err werent you banned earlier on in the thread, tobester
>>201856579i literally dont care diego
>>2018556652007
Remember seeing a genuinely stunning homeless woman in NewcastleLike she must have only recently became homeless
>>201856620why didn't you save her
>>201856612mega toby tantrum
>>201856307This but it would hurt really bad I think
>>201856508>>201856588you can't oder big mac sauce on a douple quarter pounder here and that's why no, it's not the perfect fast food "sandwich" (burger)big tasty sauce mogs anyway
mousenoncebihourlymeltdown
>>201856612settle
>>201856575>back on't beach again
why is /brit/ so slow today, get a fucking move on already
>>201856565built to be split in half by the jamaican 4x400 relay team
>>201856623when the kfc is closing soon hahahaha x
>>201856682tantrum
toby need attention !!
>>201856677howling lol x
>>201856682cool it
>>201856494Kek, can't wait for AI to get even better so we can generate full movies of Rorke and his misadventures
Just give a homeless man a water
>>201856565poor lass extened her ankle during practice, can't find the pic atm. she was good for a medal
>>201856620was probably one of them syndicate ones that aren't actually homelessbet she got loads of free money if she was proper fit
>Kek, can't wait for AI to get even better
Tobeward Tantrumington at it again with the tantrums
>>201856732meltie
Glad I don't know who any of these mongs are
>>201856732
s ft are uer dtn is o
i need thishttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1725488396716567.webm
Do you think they did unspeakable things to her?
>>201856732dont know why youre freaking out now, you were told not to post mice but did anywayscan post any pics you want but chose to breka the rulesrules are how a society operates
Was prepositioned for marriage once by a homeless Romanian lady while tucking into my Greggs lunch
>>201856762you make everyone feel irritated with these posts! please stop them for the good of the rest of us!
>>201856779I would
>>201856789When's your anniversary?
>>201856722
>>201856721sure he was happy with that… a fucking water lol
>>201856776God yes
>>201856732Could you put a name on again so I can filter these posts please?
train drivers getting a pay rise to 75k a year is a bloody joke, reckon you could stick a semi cognitive ape inside the cockpit and he'd do the job fine
few more (You)'s and toby should fuck off soon
just found out I'm type 1 diabetic and they're sorting an appointment out for me to meet the dietician. my life is over lads
Mental how badly I mindraped him
ordering the alcohol again off the uber eats, what am I like hahaha
>>201856776CORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>201856855>a semi cognitive apeKTIM
>>201856855well you apply then and we'll find out
>>201856865just go down the shop lad
>>201856855no need for a bloke physically sat in the cockpit these days you could get some pajeet to do it remotely for pennies
supermeltie
>>201856776This would be hotter if she was wanking off a twink and not some fat hairy bloke with stubble and a tattoo
>>201856311ktim
>>201856857Fat cunt
Spainlard's really got it out for the NEETs today huh
Level 9 Meltie. Red Alert.
>>201856896nobody was talking about your mum's fanny
>>201856611Someone call Starmer. We've got a runner
>>201856969>brit moving to indonesiaCheck his hard drives
this is like the only evchenko pic from the olympics, it's depressing desu. she's been off it for a while. poor lassshe was one of the poster girls of high jump back in the day
rate my meal deal lads x
>>201856969do you not need to be fluent in the language of the country you're going to teach english in? my mate went to china to teach english but he didn't know chinese how the fuck do you teach english to someone unless you know their language? should probably ask him really
Black Americans really wuz kangz because they descend from European nobility slave master ancestors, meanwhile most Whites do not have aristocratic heritage
>>201857032mental illness award
>>201857021vile troll, fuck off
I actually am Canadian Enjoying my cuppa by the lake Don't let Nappynonce bully you, Mousey
>>201857032my ancestors were pictish chieftans I deserve reparations for the highlands being taken from us
Dad's dog died lads. Only 6 years old, but last week they found cancer, and last night they decided to let him go. Feeling sad now
>>201857066Your ancestors spoke Gaelic
>>201857021don't understand why you've got two sandwicheswould only scran the pulled bbq one as wellalso i don't get meal deals as they are a rip offfor me it's two egg and cress sarnies for the same price
>>201856857Gay mans plague
>>201857068
Mouselord is typing...
>>201857029A lot of countries do English only classrooms. I know Japan swears by their English only method despite them having one of the worst English proficiencies in the world
Vaping is a huge red flag on guys
>>201857068F
>>201856211>>201856996it's why I enjoy this webm so much, the old and the new xit might be levchenko's last olympics and she went out with a smile xx
>>201857068>Dad's dog diedNah your dad went and killed your dog. Rip and that but don’t try phrase it any different he didn’t die u had him put down
>>201856857>just found out I'm type 1 diabetichow do you go through your life without knowing this
just found out im gay
>>201857105why
>>201857105Real men smoke fags with no filter
fuck me this day is going on forever (good)
>>201856855Guy i know was a train driver and quit because it was so boring. Now hes a policeman
>>201857101My Japanese coworkers can barely fucking speak English it is BRUTAL
>>201857125turns out my parents were awful people
>>201857112Had spread all over his body desu. Guessing he only had weeks left and would have been in constant pain, cos I don't think they'd have decided to put him down otherwise
gender dysphoria is a huge red flag in men
>>201857157about to end for me *yawns*
>>201857041Most Afro-Americans have significant European DNA from the slave masters who bred with African women (forcefully or coercively) Those same slave masters are related to the noble and royal houses of European families I don't see how this is mental illness when it's documented scientific fact
is it a bad idea to move in with the gf mainly for financial reasons?id rather move in with her than flat share/hmo with some randomer, but i worry it could get messy if we were to break up.
>>201857068Bodied that freak
mousey fan club ww@
Should have realised a few weeks ago when I visited desu, because he was shitting liquid all the time and doing some really noxious farts. That's not the sign of a healthy dog
went out for lunch lads
what's god's reason for giving dogs cancer then
just found out I'm an unhealthy dog
>>201857192why would you not want to live with your gf in the first place?
Smoking a fag (American English)
its settled ladshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hJwthFDfRY
just found out I hate posting here
>>201857208Teaches people to deal with loss. Stray dogs never get cancer, they live until they're 40 eating soil and dead rats.Imagine not having a pet die and then having to deal with the loss of a parent or child. Stepping stones innit
>>201856108What a fucking nonce, only had a piece of toast left
>>201857203slop
>>201857208Gods plan don’t question it or you go to hell forever burning
>>201857180Why would nobles go to america when they already had lives of luxury in europe
>>201856108just shave it off rorke
>>201857169wtf what were your symptoms
wind's howling
>>201857208Your punishment for the sin of masturbation
the scrandemic
>>201857275Yeah man sorry i gave your new born baby cancer and it died I had to teach u how to deal with loss n that stepping stones init boy
>>201857321yeah I've been reading my posts aloud out the window
>>201857340Indian jedward
just found out I have lyme disease
>>201857340hate this video
>>201857335U got big fat legs lad
>>201857394melt
>>201857340this feels like AI
>>201857395...yh haha
>>201857295Ones with senior posts in the military, assume the young nobles wanted the adventure of going abroad and making a name for themselves
>>201857295The second and third sons of earls, counts, etc were not in line to inherit estates and mansions but they did have large amounts of capital to start plantations in the colonies and get rich on cotton, tobacco and sugar The censuses of 1600s-1700s America document plantation owners of aristocratic English descent, many who sided with King Charles I in the Civil War
>>201857395that's the space in the trouser leg idiot
>>201857450Doesn’t look like it
>>201857430Get off your phone and stack those selves pal
add it deeply into usas full and tie two as normalso it sure our data issues over
>>201857208uhh satan did it
>>201857478you're a foola damned fool
>>201856857Corr is that Bennochy medical centre in Kirkcaldy!?
>>201857529...prfer bnnot to say
>>201857485
>>201857513Shutup benchod
>>201857300He's done you lot
>>201857444>wanted the adventure of going abroad and making a name for themselvesBy being plantation owners?>>201857448Yes and many didn't even live there
>>201857529I'm up at the coop eating a sandwich
>>201857487mad how fit they are
back living with my dad and step mum cuz gf dumped me fuckin tragic
>>201857487
>>201857529Imagine having to live in Kirkcaldy
>>201857394righto then reel it in toby, you were done in for posting a mouse, in the future just avoid doing that and you wont be banned
fuck me why is olive oil still to expensive?
>>201857562Is that good for your blood sugar?
>>201857583ever shag her up the arse?
nothing wrong with binary genders if you ask me. sometimes the classics are the best
>>201857583why did she dumb you?
>>201857607ktim
>>201857502she's fit
>>201857613olives don't just grow on trees you know lad
>>201857616probably not but I'm really stressed after the news
>>201857560Yeah but imagine someone said, you wanna run a mine on Mars? You would wouldn’t ya. Like the other anon said if you’re the 3rd son you might aswell head to yankland and be the big fish in a small pool for once in your life
>>201857634More of a kinghorn man myself
>>201857560Plantation life was kino for the patriarchs. Life was spent hunting, gambling, duelling, chasing after their female cousins and entertaining themselves with their slaves. The pursuit of pure liberty for themselves and their mates was the highest pleasure. This was the Tidewater elite of colonial Virginia, the Carolinas, the Bahamas, and the rest of the Southern states really
>>201857634I live here too. if I ever find out who you are I'm genuinely going to batter you.
Never seen a nigga take bans this badly before
right why did they let mousey out of the looney bin then
>>201857617No >>201857627Didn’t want to move to London with her for her new job
>>201857650if youre going to just ban evade anyways why do you still have the tantrumssome strange aversion to authority then?
thunderberg and lightningberg on a mad one
>>201857696first day on 4chan then?
>>201857566it's great>>201857589bae xx
>>201857684you'll dae fuck all
>>201857650How much happy shopper energy drink you on pal?At least the three cans aye?
my ex dumped me because I put on too much weight
>>201857680>Life was spent hunting, gambling, duelling, chasing after their female cousinsHows that different from being in Europe
dont know what the fuck my lecturer is yapping about
>>201857750Dumped a load did she? Get her done for flytipping
>>201857731personally would have added a bit of flavour to this post by saying lightningstein
>>201857741name of your street? I'm going to fucking eviscerate you all over templehall you little cunt.
>>201857766clearly are
>>201857589What nationality?
>>201857750She didn’t love you anyway if that’s the truth
>>201857766Oh he's not gonna like thisYou're not allowed to post that word, and you've posted it TWICE!
>>201857752Just fuck off Diego it’s called a new experience. Why do you need every little thing explained to you like you’re 4, just think for once
>>201857807>>201857807>>201857807>>201857789ukrainian
>>201857791but she used to tell me she loved me every Friday night when she left to go clubbing with her girlfriends
>>201857803Talking out at your over large arse
Toothless Scottish fella headbutting the walls of his mouldy caravan
>>201857803>muh bogeyman
Bring back the Spamiam name. I liked that
toby wont make his name spamiam because he knows that'll make janny mad :/