high jumpdem edish
>too scared to give me his addressLMFAO
*shhh* mahu's sleeping
touches hot surface gets burned then screams at the stove
do some of you actually live in scotland? grim
All this because he dropped his frozen pepperoni pizza on the floor.
>>201857843Why would anyone give their address out on here lol
>do some of you actually live in scotland? grim
Just got a naught skin fade
>>201857752That's sort of the point. Plantation masters wanted to recreate the privileged conditions of European manor life, just in the new world. They went to America to do it instead because of either being too low-ranked in Europe (falling behind firstborn heirs etc) or because they were fleeing retribution--namely Oliver Cromwell and the Puritans who were currently in power in England
it seems we've both got autism haven't we
here is something you can't understand
>>201857883personally i never post anything on 4chan
>>201857896a 0 and skin fade are different things mate you've been done by the turks
he looks like hes made of MOSS
>>201857902would you like to go to eastbourne?
>>201857883/brit/ once tricked me into giving out my home address and one lad started posting pictures of my house from Google earth and everyone made fun of my Dad's Nissan Almera
>>201857843Sad thing is you probably have a lot more in common if youre both on here than with any of your normie friends
>>201857968tantrum
>>201857968nobody gives a shit, stop avatarfagging and stop ban evading
>>201857968
*sneaks into thread wearing a ghillie suit*
>>201857844you woke her up lads
>>201857968Alright mate, settle down now, you've said your piece
mousenonce on a bihourly meltdown
josh from Kirkcaldy posts here.
really hate it when a supermarket doesnt sell loose fruits and vegetables
>>201857973
>>201857945I can’t press y on my phone unless I turn it sideways
>>201858013*Hog ties her and carries her out the stadium *
Price: $214.00/£180.00 ISBN:Published: Apr 19, 2016 Copyright: 1971 Pages: 510 Size: 5 x 8 in.>£180yeah not happening
Don’t really get ratpaedo, even if you’re a schiziod surely you realise people are trying to wind you up constantly
>>201858046>loose fruitYour dad>vegetablesYour mum
>/brit/ once tricked me into giving out my home address
>>201858071Torrent the ting my man
>>201858071for me it's mihai's published works
jizzlaine maxwell house
Collected Works of Paul Valery, Volume 1: Poems (Princeton Legacy Library)ByPaul Valery (Author) James R. Lawler (Contributor) Hardback£180.00Available / dispatched within 1 - 2 weeksSpend £25 To Qualify For Free DeliveryDetails
>>201858080actually aren't allowed posting the mice, hence why you got banned 3 times last thread for doing so
>>201858080yeah hes rubbish, whats so bad about mice?
bangerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5PV1Bqw0SA
>>201858080>sure. i can post the mice as well>[Deleted]
so this is rapelad
>>201858117Poems? Poems, everybody! The laddie fancies himself a poet!
fucking hell my scalp is itchy
4 times
if u said japseye to a doctor talking about your dick hole would he know what u meant
>>201858173...yh
kicking off in germany
>>201858183odd post
dumping someone for gaining doesn’t mean you don’t love themjust means it’s not going to work and they can see the truth, just because you love someone doesn’t mean you’ll sacrifice everything for them. especially if they won’t even sacrifice stuffing their face.
>>201858183yeah whats wrong with your japseye? my japseye hurts sometimes too who knows why
da creplars
>>201858053*leaps over you*
>>201858203why
lol
Japseye is maybe the only word the woke havent banned yet
>>201858215Burning when I piss>>201858206Not really mate
We need to talk about MEN
>>201858183urethra
toby you claim to be a scientist, how about this thesis thenTHESIS: Does posting mice get one banned?METHOD: Posting mice.OBSERVATION: The poster was banned.CONCLUSION: Posting mice gets one banned.
>>201858235not funny
>>201858267screaming
>>201858254Franklin?
>>201858078
>>201858267
>>201858254Cheers
I ahd a feiedn I school who bought some land that he claimes was safe from 2012 apolcaplyse
Literally suicide inducing to think the sun is going away for 8 straight months in a few weeks, just rain and pissSummer is heaven
>>201858267done that scotch freak
>>201858285great gowns, beautiful gowns
sticking classic fm on while i wfhtoil and it's raining outsidenot gonna lie lads, it's beginning to feel lovely and autumnaldare i say, a bit christmassy
if i was gay or a woman I would be such a whore
>I ahd a feiedn I school who bought some land that he claimes was safe from 2012 apolcaplyseWhat did he mean by this
>>201858244>killed her coming back from churchhe will rot in hell
>>201858267jannys a retard and doesnt matter. his function is to enforce the sites rules which he doesnt do. experiment is poo
Moving in with a woman is such a mistake for multiple reasons
Rorke getting a presidential pardon and strangling his wife
>>201858393smelling her period blood in the bog in one
Bit rainy out
Get the audiobook torrentedSwitch the plex server onPut the Prologue app onHave the history learnt
Mouselander aus
>>201858376
sign him for city
Just peed 5000 litees
getting thrown under the proverbial bus at toilany jobs going lads?
the social media stuff is getting out of hand
cum get your schizo>>201858410
>>201858474mad how peng this lad is
Off to amsterdam on Monday love being a neet
>>201858488read that as old erect cock prison haha
>>201858488social media was a mistake.
>>201858509got fuck all to do with us
>>201858471
Toby wanks using his thumb and index finger. Pass it on
here we are then. all the lads
Is it such a crime to be quiet?
>>201858376I want to go back lads
>>201858481https://cryptojobslist.com/jobs/tiktok-producer-part-time-contract-magic-eden-united-states
>>201858353utter spasticit's been gery all dayit's been like an early january day except not so cold
>>201858517Can I come?
They should bring back the old style southern accent. It sounds cooler than the modern southern accent.https://youtu.be/0X6xFMRrLGY
toby especially desperate for attention today I see
>>201858627blimey here he comes!
any loner man in
>>201858672fuck off
>>201858672Question tobes, why are you this arsed? It’s just a bloke posting on an light-hearted anonymous forum
>>201858606
>>201858672Yes Toby we know.Having two mentally ill retards in the thread instead of one doesn't make it any better though does it?
>>201858735
depressionberg has taken a nosedive in the past couple months, am positively suicidal
Mental that are tobes could be working in pfizer doing cancer treatment tests on mice if his autism was just slightly moved on the spectrum
very worrying situation this lads.
Noticed avatarcunting outside Britain
It's I want to kms Thursday!
>>201858798imagine dying to save wogs
>>201858353get in. can finally wear dark academia again. wool trousers, boots, long coat. lovely
>>201858715
Nose down and call it a night.
don't get cunty
>>201858780Yeah but it’s 4chan. Who cares if the rules are broke. The rules are about ban evasions not tax evasions, it doesn’t matter in the slightest
Just saw a 12 year old girl with a 40 year old brown man
couple of hours more toil then to reorganise my living roomburgers for tea because i cba cooking
>>201858826You care way too much about this stupid websiteWish you'd crawl in a gutter and die
760 casualties in Poltava after a Russian missile strike yesterday.
mum's been at the wine again
>>201858860wa ay loife ehwa a loife.
>>201858875all Nazis
Old cunt parking his trolley in front of the reduced to clear section in Tesco so noone else can look at or grab anythingSelfish twat
>>201858796toerag
YOU'VE REALLY DONE IT NOW, RORKE
Got laughed out the police station after I turned myself in for avatar usage
>local paedo hunter group caught a lad from work last nightIt's all we're talking about just now. glad it wasn't me caught
>>201858792u mean if instead of 70 iq he had 130 iq
Sony RM-V30 universal remote control
>>201858833
>>201858875where abouts is poltava in Britain?
>>201858911well done, you posted it again
sucking an imitation crustacean
'avin duck legs for dinner
>>201858911>glad it wasn't me caught
>>201858891coffin dodgers are fucking terrible for that
>>201858858jealous?
>>201858915Yeah fair enough, well a tranny working in aldis then atleast
>>201858937confit'd?
>>201858858Saw a black cunt knicking potato wedges from Greggs yesterdayCountries fuckint finished
>>201858916Put remote control back in docking station
Mental how badly I mindraped him
doing a crossy (crossword)
Why is britain such a shithole?
swear the boots in town is always getting robbed nowadays
>>201858946Their "I've got mine, Jack" mentality is the reason the country is such a turbo-shithole now despite being the envy of the world barely even 80 years ago
>>201858917
Just got arrested for saying what we're all thinking
>>201858986actually the only time I am reminded about how you thought you got one over me was when you post this. looks like you are the one that is mentally deranged. oh dear oh dear oh dear.
>>201859092i don't think it
>>201858891apres moi le deluge
>>201858902GET THEM HEALTHCARE
>>201859045Have you considered people only reporting your posts because A) it’s causes you to seethe and everyone finds that funnyOrB) people can’t be arsed to see your massive walls of text over something as pointless as violation of the 4chan rules
>>201859086
If you saw Nazgul irl you'd piss yourself
are the incels posting their olympics womenare they
Lot of right weird cunts in here; as per
>>201859086llovely tum
17000 posts Lost like tears in the rain
>>201859109very clearly not a signature you brain dead mong
Gf said l could make her do whatever l wanted for 24 hours so we're watching all of Hornblower
someone buzzed up a while agoalas i was on a call so i ignored themhope it wasn't important
>>201859149mental how badly he mindraped you
>>201859023Mad that all those tourists rob the locals in barcelona. No wonder they dont want tourists there
>>2018590451) who says we don't2) yes they fucking do
>>201859146not me i'm normal
Post idea: he cute meme but with a mouse pepe that's saying "cheesed to meet you" surrounded by a bunch of sexy cats
Sexually frustrated
Why did he drop his spaino gimmick?
i dont drivejust found out how much people need to pay per year just to drivefucked up
>>201859140I'd tell them to fuck off like Farmer Maggot
seeing a lot of off-topic posts from someone intentionally evading spam/post filters
>>201859232>Muttler
Don't even know what I'd do with a girlfriend. Like now there's just this bint in my bedroom who I've got to look after and do fun things with so I don't die alone.
>>201859210>attaching :/ or anything other to the end of a post is a signaturehow is it? lmfaoretard
>>201859252Shouldnt these dogs be bigger
>>201859238And they think it gives them freedom
>>201859257didn't need your reminder, also this post is off-topic and you're ban evading
>>201859282Because he always uses that and no one else does you fucking mong
Well I give up trying to take sense into mousey. He’s clearly too far down his rabbit hole to see what’s actually happening
>>201859147fr
>>201858628Sorry mate women only
>>201859339howlingyou as mentally ill as him
>>201859339Never had hope for the cunt in the first place
>>201859337loads of people use iti used it the other dayyou are supremely mentally ill
>middle guy is supposed to be tim poolwhy is uk journalism such shite?
putting the kettle on, anyone want anything?
>>201859219here kitty kitty… come here and get your cute little fangs, rough tongue and musky saliva around a pulsing BBC. imagine it’s little feline eyes popping wide in animal shock, a little preened pampered pussy never expecting its human slaves to be so insolent, so used to cucked white owners. but not it’s little ears are being pulled up by sweating ebony hands as a huge coal rod forces it’s little furry chops wide as a black dude moans at its little whiskers and smooth teeth tickling his veiny throbbing BBC. it would actually stretch its little throat so badly as it’s quadruped limbs fail about and it makes muffled hisses and shrieks as his shaft starts thrusting and just using its fish smelling kitty mouth like a pocket pussy. and then before he cums you just KNOW. a huge black bull is gonna finish inside that slutty little animal, his eager cock tip pushing right up against its fleshy cat pucker as he yanks its tail and hilts in the little cats teasingly tight anus. that kitty would hiss and meow and squeal as the black bull starts pounding in earnest, eventually silenced as he moans a final awww fuckkkk nigguh” before unleashing a torrent of semen in its ruined rear
>>201859324Gregg Wallace seems like the next person to have allegations made about them
>>201859392
why are brits so thin skinned?
i took a break from 4chan for about 6 months and i honestly can't believe mousey's still here
>>201859398Most ordinary people don't give a shit about your gay little eceleb. Grow up.
>>201859434To absorb as much sunlight as possible
>>201859434can't believe you'd say that gobsmacked
no matter what i do i can only seem to do 4 hours of work max in a day
>>201859383Of course you did
>>201859442Bet the lads on /g/ and /b/ are glad to be rid of him and his meltdowns
literally me
>>201859473gooning isn't work
>>201859473tradie detected
>>201859353>>201859374Suppose in the bigger mong for trying, just don’t get how he can’t see everyone trying to get a rise out of him
It's easy to imagine how valuable salt used to be when you realize how quickly food goes bad
>>201859502never goon
Your response, Rorke?
>>201859515he's extremely mentally ill mateit's like trying to reason with a door
I'm Deadhttps://youtu.be/M-gZuFcEu0E?si=zwXJG5bqU0i7L2UG
Me bread starts growing mould just a few days before I finish the loaf. Don't want to freeze my bread in future, but don't see much alternative
>>201859537outstanding post
World of Rorkecraft
>>201859539*does a little gay scream* a woke!
>>201859539sloppa
>>201859539
thought that "tesco chudcard" would be funny when i was at tesco using my clubcard but now that i've got home i've realised that it isn't actually very funny
Dudes on the internet be like>Hmmm yes I will bring the light of clarity to these mentally ill fellows through my illuminating logical debates
>>201859539Woke slop
>>201859594SCREAMIGN
>>201859604squealing
>>201859609i don't get it unfortunately
HE CANNAE SEE MAN!
Fuck me I'm such a little cringe case - desperately wish I could be normal
doing a readhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Archaeology_and_racism
And that cute young girl...*shines flashlight on face*BECAME AN OLD HAG
>>201859609would be funny if you could only use it to buy chewing gum (the only meaning of "chud" in UK parlance)
>>201859673ktim
Dossing about all day again then?
>>201859533Wonder if the big salt firms were trying to keep the fridge under wraps like big oil and nuclear
>>201859697i have sent several emails
>>201859697Yeah. That alright with you?
>>201859593
When I fell over earlier I really hurt my bum and it hurts to sit now.
Reckon I'll just shave my hair and be done with it. Chad embrace and all that
>>201859728*shags it better*
>>201859728You have already told us this. Be quiet you foul beastman.
>>201859728*boots your head clean off*
>>201859604shrieking
>>201859755great post
>>201859728Always the triptrannies who post the most boring shite like this is their personal diary
>>201859675Literally one example because they had never seen other examples of buildings of that scale built by sub suharans.
>>201859755slammed him
>>201859783yet here you are giving them attention... curious
>>201859813well that's that cunt killed
Have a recurring dream of living in a mansion and having a hot gfFake it til you make it
>>201859786
>>201859823laughed at this humorous word choice
>>201859786actually was taking a shower for the last 15 minutes and saw you got banned 3 times during that time lol
>>201859842not that humorous
not wanked for 3 days and not even had a random erectionmale menopause for me
>>201859813Yeah I did so what
scrimbling out me arse
>>201859865yes ut was you cunt rodent
Thebombing of the Bezuidenhout(Dutch:bombardement op het Bezuidenhout) took place on March 3, 1945, when theRoyal Air Forcemistakenly bombed theBezuidenhoutneighboorhood in the Dutch city ofThe Hague, resulting in the death of 532 people.
Want to take vyvanse and finish my site but my heartburn has increased as of late so I shall be doing it sober
The blacked and the damned
>>201859903fomnyeg
>>201859903Give your space button a clean lad
feeling my knob through my jeans
>>201859903also thinking about that
will my willy be in a vagina tomorrow? maybe. but on sat it definately will.
the champ slipped :3
Might be moving with Brum to London for toil. Any of you lot gone to London before and have you got any advice?
SAY THE H WORD AGAIN
getting wine and a power bank delivered today
>>201859957i've been before. the tube is good you should use that to get around
>>201859957>with Brumhe can probably give you a lift
It is pathetic that Nappy has to resort to impersonating Mousegod just so he can get the crumb of attention he is so desperate for Even more pathetic that so many posters here fall for it
>>201859957Love that little fella. Think hes a one seater though
>>201859956spam on
Are there any white people left in Birmingham?
any "the hiv song" men in?
>>201859941Always had an irrational fear that my knob will just be poking out through my fly because I forgot to put it away after going to the urinal and I'll just be walking about the office with my little willy out for all to see
>>201859957i have, it's absolute shit there, most insufferable place i've been to in the UKmy advice is stay in Brum
>>201859998mental how badly he mindraped you
I SAIDhe can probably give you a lift
>>201860009will do x
got it outmy penis that is
>>201860038is it green
>>201860012Not when I move out
>some boomers still use tiscali, blue yonder and ntlworld email addresses
>>201859515mousenonce LITERALLY cannot do basic algebra like x +1 = 2eludes himyet he thinks he can study advanced chemistrythe guy is the only truly mentally ill person hereit is the only poster where i am genuinely confused at what its motivations and intents are with its postson the one hand that makes it capable of utterly hilarious posts that no one else could ever makeon the other hand it comes with 99.99% utterly insane spam
mad how people here don't have a sense of humour
>>201860045yeah my little green willy
>>201860025Post on your tripYou won't because you've been done so badly your years of boring normalfaggot larping are over Now you have to resort to this Seek help
>>201860035
>>201860055i've still got an AOL address...
>>201860086im not him you disabled freak
>>201860091she looks very nice
>>201860113tantrum
three poos today
>>201860105Yes yes you're just another completely different mentally ill poster that is compelled to reply to me with the same canned response literally every time at all hours of the day
>>201860095Hi dad, have you had your afternoon nap yet?
>>201860140Not your dad, but I can see why you're confused since we both shag the same woman
>>201860055Dadberg uses an ntlworld emailMe? Wanadoo.co.uk
>>201860145Sus
>>201860055If it aint broke
>>201860132yes because it sets you off on an incel meltdownyou're basically the only poster who ever mentions sn nowadays lol, he lives in your head rent free
>>201860169Lionbros...
>>201859999>>201860000
>>201860213>>201860213>>201860213
>>201860194Bizarre call
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>>201860196TIGGEREDRAW LYEBOI
>>201860186I come here and post that phrase and get you to respond at all hours of the day and night It takes me less than thirty seconds to set you off on your incel meltdown for hours and hours And it is obviously you because you mention Spainfreak every time
>>201860275i don't 'meltdown for hours and hours'you are mentally ill
>>201860157Dirty grannyfucker
