gyaldem edish
>>201860213stupid watermelon head bitch
>>201860213Gyaldemfreak! Been yonks since you last posted - admitted to anymore instances of paedophilia since we last saw you?
>>201860213id fucking twist her melon if the opportunity arose
>>201860254>anymoretldr?
shagged a prostitute. Chinese. ngl i had a great time.
>>201860298was her fannoid sideways?
>>201860298Creampied the amp masseuse one time
>>201860288He admitted to wanking to underaged women on /sp/. On a side note he was also the fella spamming trannies here a while back.
What is the lore reason for why Spaino is called "Nappy"?
Operation Blackcock was an operation to clear German troops from the Roer Triangle, formed by the towns of Roermond and Sittard in the Netherlands and Heinsberg in Germany during the fighting on the Western Front in the Second World War. It was conducted by the British Second Army between 13 and 26 January 1945.
>tell my why?who wouldn't want a free jackpot?>d'you have pork pie?no, this is not that kind of shop>come have a prizefree jackpot every day, wahey!let's betfair casino today!
Might move to China.
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>>201860325You wear diapers that are changed by a government assigned carer because you're an obese autistic disabled incel
Might cum in China
>>201860355
>>201860316>paedophilic tranny-lover who loves OFwhoresCrikey
love this pic of the mrs from our trip to france in july
>>201860316Thats awful! What thread was that in so i can avoid it
me after having yet another paper plate fall apart>>201860355
>>201860250what you say fuck me for?>>201860288it's schizo babble, this post alone >>201860316confirms it. dude thinks there's only one gyaldem poster
>>201860414kek
the chinese woke mob want you to believe they looked like THIS
>>201860310na she had a normal vagina>>201860315nice. i didnt spunk in her today.
most mentally ill posters here ranked by their regularity here and content of their posts:1. mousenonce2. non conscious cucknadian3. spainnonce
>>201860403she's very pretty- hope you had a nice time together. were you the lad who went to the South of France?
any real men in this thread?
new neighbours moved in next door and they're a bit too enthusiastic for my liking, inviting me and the gf over for dinner like why
>>201860403corr would savage her like a pack of brown men on a blonde lass
Mental how badly I mindraped him
>>201860465Yes mate. What's up?
>>201860471they're sex people anon
honestly done a number on diego's neuronsbet he'll be rocking back in forth in old age (60 for him) mumbling about his current boogeymen
>>201860465*raises paw*
>>201860471he's eying up his next shag
>>201860459spainnonce doesn't even crack the top 7 imowhen you factor in people like heathernonce, asf, belgium, etc
>>201860261ktim
>>201860120agreed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-VUlXl0wUQ
>>201860157>>201860474
>>201860471they just really like your vibe if you know what l mean
>>201860507what if theyre actually all the same guy and he were a fat irishman walking towards the camera
>>201860507they're not as here as often as him you have to consider both regularity of the spam as well as the (lack of) quality of posts
>>201860471swingers
>>201860525One of the best adverts ever made>Beware the judderman
she was 17 years 364 days old you sick fuck
>>201860547dont understand this mentally ill post
Simpler times
>>201860525KINO
>>201860574'
>>201860559belgium and heathernonce are here virtually every day and spam /brit/ for hours with their drivelspainnonce - if you're going by official appearances of him with name on, etc, and not just 'x is spaino because i say so' - comes on /brit/ for short periods of time and his posts aren't mind numblingly bad
>>201860213give me cute british gf
>>201860471Should have just been a lonely incel they would look on with disgust and never speak with.
Men just pretend to like beer, whiskey, cigars etc
>>201860637pack it in
>>201860636bruh...
>>201860574FOY
>>201860644doesn't exist
mousenonce melty alarm blaring
>>201860464nah lad, haven't posted about it on here
gone for a virgin drive in my virgin carnote: I am parked with the engine off as I type this
>>201860668like your dad and you (sorry x)
>>201860451Was proper kino, had a beer at the bar on the end of the strip mall afterwards
>>201860682isn't she british?
>>201860668I like all of them, no pretending from me, also:>whiskeyFuck off yankified twat
Spaino, if you're here, please post with your tripcode. We need to know you're safe and well.
well, lads?
>>201860668Can only imagine the kind of neek who genuinely believes this. Probably think shit like coca cola is genuinely 'tasty'.
>>201860298weren't you thinking stuff like>she only likes me cos i paid>she isnt acting well enough>how many other men have done this today let alone in her life>this is really fucking grim>imagine being her right nowdo you not have these thoughts?
>>201860574give her to me 1 yea rand 364 days earlier and I’d still smash
>>201860739yanksome of the others that look the same are
>>201860773not even nearly fat enough
>>201860668love all of those things and if I won the lottery I would probably do nothing but consume these until I passed
>>201860507Ah yes the totally organic spainlard defender
>>201860773her body is bangin but the face better tahn the other picture but still not greatbut who cares with that body tbqhfucking hell
>>201860773wish my gf looked like this
>>201860700what you whipping mate?
>>201860718I just smoked a ciggie driving home then reheated last nights leftover spag bol.
>>201860815deegs that was a nonce test she is 15 years old mate
>>201860773I would love to kiss her neck and breasts and tummy before tickling her vulva to prepare it for a lovely session of love making that would, hopefully, result in a pregnancy. I would watch her belly swell and her skin glow before she eventually birthed my son. My son would grow, and she and I would watch him become a man with his own wife and child. I would eventually die, the last thing I see being her tear-filled face and the last thing I hear being 'I love you'.
>>201860835Comfy
>>201860213https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rd6tU9zhprY
>>201860636We're just forgetting about the time when his post count was shown and it was like 18,000?
>>201860868would you lick her bumhole?
>>201860848liar
ban #9?
Same boring discussion every day. Literally the exact same posts. Why do I keep coming back here? Can’t even logically explain it.
>>201860900it was an average of like 7 posts per day, are you saying thats mental or something
>
eating poo
>>201860919poo innit
>>201860789>yanksame thing
>>201860919I have a compulsion to report postsI get the same satisfaction from it as pensioners get from weeding
also eating poo
>>201860919nice to socialise a bit innit
>>201860935>>201860946chaps can we ease off the poo talk in light of recent criticism of poost quality in /brit/? cheers
>>201860950Would backhand the bitch but it looks like shea already got the meno
But what is "ironic shitposting"?
bumming yer nan
>>201860779Not at all. The thing about shagging a good prostitute is that you stay entirely in the moment. You left go of all your anxieties and insecurities. We did some wonderful shagging and if she wasnt enjoying it then it didnt show. After the deed was done and she cleaned up my spunk she did get into position as the small spoon and we did spoon for a bit and that made me realise how lonely and deprived I am for not having had a girlfriend for a very long time.
Luxuries will destroy the economy
schoolgirls got soaked by the rain
are keir at the gym
watching Beau is Afraid as it looks depressing and l'm in a shit mood anyway
>>201861015'
>>201861023could knock his block clean off
on one
>>201860919>Put the conspiracy down goy>We got a nice bluepill for you if you're good>You don't wanna be a SCHIZO do you?>That's it nice and easy....nice and e-ACK
>>201861010find it very hard to believe you can turn your brain off to degree especially when you're doing everything prior to the actual penetration
>>201860984maria would knock you out lad
>>201861052ratgimp
>>201861052you're so desperate for attention today tobes :3
boo hoo
dogberg giving me a cheeky wink after he successfully lures over another attractive woman in the park
>>201861054depends how neurotic you are xx
>>201861010need to do this but dont fancy orientals
>>201860873v comfy
only leaflad will be able to hear
>>201860700car wanker!
Thursdays are so so shit. Name one thing that's good about Thursdays. (being next to Friday doesn't count that's a virtue of Friday)
>>201861095?
>>201861070Shag her rotten while she slaps my back ineffectively
>>201861119you need to not be a tourist
>>201861104i work from home on thursday
>>201861052hi >.<
>>201861104thirsty thursday
>>201861015they're your daughters!!
>>201861137kys
>>201861104ikr. for me it's chewsday innit
the name of that German girl you used to bully? Angela Merkel.the name of that American guy you hated?Henry Ford.the name of that Japanese kid you thought was nerdy?Emperor Hirohito.
>>201861054err i dont mean this in a bullying way but have you never had sex before? you have to let your instinct take over and its pretty easy when the blood from your brain goes to your willard>>201861083go for it lad. ive had good punts and ive had bad punts. but honestly its better than being sexless.
>>201861155ktim
>>201861104>(being next to Friday doesn't count that's a virtue of Friday)disagreebeing over the hump is a virtue of thursday you thick twat
>>201861141tobes xx
NIGHT
>>201861155doing a ponder as to why people draw such ugly shit>>201861174calm down leftypol
just done a nigga wank
italian bum
>>201861205im a rorke albeit
doing a cracker wank
>>201861190yeah i've never had sex beforeand i dont think i'd be interested in a prostitute for all the above reasons i mentionedeven the prospect of going to one is grim for all the reasons above
mods should start banning people for being mean and rude like on reddit even if it's said in jest
>>201861212perfectly crafted~
>>201861197No it's not (adds insult because I know my point is shit without it and he's correct so I need to degrade him)
>>201861235Fuck you
was mean and rude like i do on reddit to get upvotes
>>201861230Poof
>>201861201struggling to syntax this post
>>201861212https://www.youtube.com/shorts/3wOyqiThZ40
also they made clucking sounds and ate seeds and splatted white shit everywhere
>>201861133she'd bakmut your whole existence, too much free time these days has turned her aggy
I used to go on reddit to look at porn like r/asiantights or something but now every single subreddit is just filled with 5/10 whores promoting their onlyfans and for some reason the moderators allow it.Website is now completely useless
fell in love with a Malaysian girl she is a weeb but wants the man to control the relationship and is tradalso says racist things
>>201861104£1/pint at scream bars
>cya>continues ban evading to spam off-topic posts for another 3 hours
still got loads of those dvds they use to put in newspapers under my bed
got rich from posting my onlyfans on redditbeing a millionaire isn't easy
>>201861343Got the Vinnie Jones one where he meets the ghost of Charles Dickens?
Need to shag the remaining brains out of a meme university student
>>201861320can only shudder thinking how hideous she must be
>>201861320get an italian gf instead
bumhole's itchy cuz i shaved it
Toby has very feminine handwriting and it makes my willy twitch every time I see it
>>201861368boby :P
>>201861320>unhappily married to a foreigner help group.jpg
genuinely wish for every british man to be raped by a gorilla monkey negro
>>201861383why would you shave your bumhole
>>201861382If only they'd have me
>>201861320SEA gooks are ugly as fuck
What was that subreddit that put the clamp on bots and didnt have a single post for two days KEK rreddit is done
>>201861374bet her balls are like little raisins
>>201861382I replay this webm over and over whenever i or someone else posts it. Just makes me despise fat anglosphere whores even more
how old were you lads when you had your first wank?
You are carrying the fire that will lead us to victory.
>>20186145512
>>201861104How can being next to Friday be a virtue of Friday? Friday isn't 'next' to Friday, Friday IS Friday. Silly goose.
>>201861282>DESPERATE for attentionall I have to do is reply to you and you can generate a schizobabble paragraph for me on command. you're my dancing little puppet
>>201861429makes my farts more audiblewhat do you think?
>>201861338what you say fuck me for?
>>201861434thanks for the input patel my mind is completely changed now
>>201861455probably 10. no wonder im so fucked up
>>201861433you have to believe in yourself mate, lots of women can be yours if you try
I was born in August 2006.
>>201861485watame would be a proper hard pint lass smash them down cooooorrrrrrrrrr
>>201861235quite a knock off little Starmer aren’t you
>>201861463Hell rather
>>201861470thats as good a reason as any
>>201861455cum?12no cum?6im a sex maniac fuck hard open bob
>>201861455wasnt until i was 17. thats why i had phimo and a small willy from not stretching it
>>201861493one more before I go please :D
started getting really intense orgasms shuddering make noises involentarly shaking all over for 5 minutesbit worried
Simpsons is redditFamily guy is 4chan
>>201860950name?
>>201861502FOLC
>>201861529same here, i was getting off by climbing stuff
>>201860262What does that even mean
once had an escort pull a knife on me
>>201861560erm...yeah go one then l would
bonking with the chums
>>201861606did you pay her to?
>>201861631No!
pulled a knife on a client had a really small willy even smaller than mine lol
shadowbanned again
>>201861575Maria Lasitskene
4chan is a brian sitereddit is a peter site
Toby!!!!! :D
got devo on
time to clock in at r/unitedkingdom to be head mod to ban any stray rorkepoos
>>201861230that other poster was right you are too neurotic i always thought i was bad and it gets in the way of my own happiness but damn...you want my advice you should try and put yourself into situations that require you to be entirely present and in the moment more often
TOBUSCUS
stroking my pet moth
>>201861502Remember arguing on a forum about fallout 3 when you were 1 year old and other forums years before that.I've literary been posting on forums longer than youve been alive.
got a thing for chubby women, sorry if that offends you rorke, I know fat acceptance is bad, but there is nothing like the soft flesh of a chubby woman yielding to you hard masculine flesh
>>201861737lol you think that's bad my main in World of Warcraft is older than this nigga
>>201861698they made retarded politics when it was just normal politics
>>201861718none of those moments involve being literally inside a stranger who is only doing it cos you paid them and has had literally hundreds of others doing the same it's a mind fuckway bigger mind fuck than "oh that drunk guy over there can see me dancing" or whatever shit
>>201861698lando basednog not basedsimple as
LOVE being right HATE being wrong
>>201861822Rekindling her younger days
>A man moth?
mumberg said my room stinks of spunk and she's doing a clean out tomorrow
watching some lad clean a ps2
>>201861769I mean yeah that too, I created a character in diablo 2 that would be over 20 years old today if it wasnt deleted by the server
>>201861835
Was born in 1994 myself, I'm still young btw
>>201861894Did she use the word spunk?
started writing down my thoughts
>>201861944yh
>>201861822GIANT fukken man handsMust of been all that semen she swallowed Fukken whore
>>201861838you still melting down?
>>201861941cope]
>>201861955british mums are out of order my god
nanberg made this cakeit looks odd but it's utterly peng
>>201861941Kek I am older than you still
>>201861955Hot
>>201861276You mean "parse"
>>201861986white people...
>>201861986fuck has she done
>>201861973You're not old until you're 60, this is a fact. I'm young, deal with it.
>>201861986looks tasty
>>201861986looks peng, what flavour?
>>201861986looks like barney the dinosaur shat all over it
>>201861958That's the second post I made in this thread
>>201861894Gotta steam clean the carpetsThat's why you don't throw your cumrag on the floor
BAAAAAAART
>>201862035it really do be like dat
>>201862023She said she felt a bit 'jackson pollock' today lol
arrest all russian agents including the unwitting ones who post propaganda on the internet
learning mac oswhy is it so retarded lmao
>>201861986What is your height and weight?Why did you stop pretending to have moved to Spain?
>>201861986Looks like Elton John sharted on it
>>201861935she's already won lad
>>201862035Blackcelbros...
>>201862082she's dropped a jackson bollock is what she's donehideous
>>201860934d'you have pork pie?!
>>201862041orange
>>201862088Spainpaki
cant believe spainnonce didn't rly have a spanish wifewas living vicariously through him but it must have all been a lie or why would he suddenly sto posting :(
>>201862091had to use it in college for music, hated it
>>201862066Gas out the neighbors with spunk steam
>>201862134I have an english wife if you want to live vicariously through me
Im wating a really good abnana
>>201862098I'm not Spaino you obsessed twat
>>201862153dont believe youpost passports
>>201862153that's gross mate, keep it to yourself
>>201862116
>>201862165No one calls you that but you
>>201861986What is your height and weight?Why did you stop pretending to be black and Belgian?
>things only spainnonce would say:"spaino">>201862166her face is great like actual 7/10 shame about the belly button
>>201862180lol
>>201861894Where's the lie
>>201862194they took this from you in the name of woke...
>>201862150I just dump the spunkwater in the spunkpit out back
We all love Spainolad here.
>>201861894bet she's gonna wank herself while sniffing your spunky sheets
>>201861817im honestly more insecure about dancing in public than shagging a prostitute but both are experiences im happy ive experienced and actually do for the most part enjoy in the moment.what happens if you ever manage to shag a girl without paying? how will you get beyond your own insecurities?how will you get over the notion that the girl has been fucked before? how will you get past the thought that maybe she is shagging you out of boredom, pity, or some other obligation like because you bought her drinks all night, or were nice to her mother/child/dog, or any other reason than if she is purely attracted to you? how will you shag without wondering if you are doing it right? if some other bloke has done it better for her? realistically you wont ever get a beautiful virgin girl and it sounds to me like you have consigned yourself to a lifetime of no sex
>>201862187Untrue, don't reply to me again.
>>201862225
>>201862165loooool hello spainpaedo
hi x
every time you insult me, this is who you're replying to
Leaf winning arguments in his own mind kekKEK
>201862234I would kill myself if I were such a demented incel fucking hell get a grip
Adam you stupid fuck dhut up
>>201862234lmao what's bizzare oculd not give a shit about dancing in public>what happens if you ever manage to shag a girl without paying? i know she will be genuinely consenting?>how will you get over the notion that the girl has been fucked before? presumably it has only been a few different people with and consenting>how will you get past the thought that maybe she is shagging you out of boredom, pity, or some other obligation like because you bought her drinks all night, or were nice to her mother/child/dog, or any other reason than if she is purely attracted to you? if we are in a long term relationship and have trade offs that's fine we both know it is a trade off we are committed to each other to even do things we dont always want to do>how will you shag without wondering if you are doing it right? if some other bloke has done it better for her? that is a insecurity but at least i can have a conversation because again we trust each other it's not transactional it's something for us both to grow with>realistically you wont ever get a beautiful virgin girl and it sounds to me like you have consigned yourself to a lifetime of no sexlol
>>201861976>>201861976>>201861976
Lads, I just wanted to post my nan's cake. I'm not Spaintwat
spaincanada has resorted to talking about himself and making himself ("hated" as he is) the "main topic" of conversation (forced as it is). how sad
>>201862355>>201862355>>201862355
>>201862325https://x.com/raypeatfan/status/1830404440026653030This you?
How hard is it to press the shift key? Incel faggots are so boring holy fuck go outside
>>201862385>>201862385>>201862385
>>201862309I wish you luck lad. For my part i'll keep shagging prostitutes until I get another gf (and maybe after that given the state of the matches I get on tinder).
>>201862471>another gfdoubt u 2 x
>>201861698>allegory for imperialist warfareIn what way? Simply because theyre called imperial?
