The Southwest Editionprev: >>201866967
Rich Homie Quan has passed away
Early and stupid, but whatever
>>201872102I'm in this image
No Walter White?
>>201872159>309>earlywewlad
good morning
>>201872215Yes it's 310, ya scooch
>>201872211Clean your fucking apartment obi-wan I don't care if you're an unemployed need claiming to be a monastic clean that shit up
So I was walking through this park today and was looking at my phone while walking behind two rocket scientists sitting on a bench. I’m a few steps past them when one starts yelling at me “EEY EEY BROTHER EEY WHY PICTURE BROTHER” so I turn around and see them secretly trying to lay down some kokainum on their phone screen. Paranoid mudshit lol. Why would I be taking pictures of them from behind.Anyway, this city is a fucking shithole.Fuck Frankfurt.Drug addicts, homeless, low life scum from every shithole corner of this planet is all you see. Went to a nice Ramen shop (run by actual Japs and not Vietnamese niggas), had to cross through the Somalian ghetto with only Somali signage and police vans all around because it coincidentally used to be the drug dealer hot spot to get there. On the way back to the train station (a shithole of a massive scale on its own) some drug crazed aggressive Somali was knocking over flower pots and screaming.
>>201872151Blacks getting ready to hype this guy up as we type
Might change my firat name to KwangFunny captcha like rape
>>201872102For me it's California.
>>201872211
Fucking lmao. Insects btfo
>>201872252not in the mood for you today go back to instagram bitch
You guys are my only friends while I play mermaids on vacation
>>201872318I thought FK didn't like Star Trek
I'm depressed because I'm retarded
>>201872294>Fort Dick
>>201872294my home :)
cummies, im drinking covfefe
>>201872373didn't you hear ignorance is bliss
>>201872294I was born in raised in Pasadena, I'm on the map
>>201872351Wait lmao this is in spite of making affirmative action illegal in college admissions, yeah?
>>201872406i'm not intellectually retarded, my IQ is 136. But I'm retarded in pretty much every other way
>>201872394was going to start a brew soon too, bought some cheap stuff that comes in brick but it's from italy so it's fancy still
>>201872424*wink wink* yes
>>201872462you're just like me
>>201872294what happens in eureka
>>201872464Hey, IM from Italy! I mean, not me but my you know, great grandparents
>>201872504meth and fentanyl and no jobs
>>201872394im gonna have some and a little coffee cake in a little bit
>>201872351Lmaoo and MIT had record low black acceptance rates
>>201872504Gold and weed
What language is thishttps://voca.ro/15hMuxlBJPEB
Why even do fent? Seems like a big risk for no reward.
>>201872611Spanish
>>201872541>>201872464enjoy anon
>>201872616When I went to the hospital for nausea they put me on fentanyl drip lmao
>>201872528they just like me
>>201872616It releases such high levels of dopamine that they are not achievable naturally. Supreme pleasure, but at what cost?I reckon fent users have given up already.
>>201872372Star Trek is basado
what US state is the most like england? Virginia?
What happens here
>>201872657> they put me on fentanyl drip lmaowtf, why? Did you know the IV was for fucking fentanyl?!
Moms trying out new tank tops again
>>201872680>i was just bannedSo you are ban evading right now?
lol!
>>201872640How did you know? Wtf
>>201872704definitely not Virginia
>>201872700I didn't know you were capable of good posts
>>201872759ALERTA ALERTA
State? Probably Maine. City? Seattle or boston>>201872747I'm a cunning linguist
>>201872726Stacy’s mom
>>201872481how do you cope brother
How much money you honkeys make a year?
>>201872742why do boomer men hate their wives so much
>>201872759ban evasion is fine, our janny only bans for mentioning politics or making fun of jeets
Just like the English countryside
>>201872784It’s almost like this is the first post of mine you’ve read lol!!I deliver constant quality.
>>201872704Northern Virginia is where 80% of the worlds internet traffic goes
>>201872831has got it going on.
>>201872893also 2!
sometimes i wish i were a bedouin
>janny only bans for mentioning politicsbased?
>>201872867around 50k before taxes
>>201872867Piu di te, Alejandro
>>201872956naïveté of youth
>>201872867about 1k
>>201872963not based because they're a butthurt jeet
Oh yeah, I should mention janny only bans for American presidential politics, even state politics is fine.
>>201872967How do you survive on that in the US of A
>>201872867net income>2024$1750>2023$840>2022$32500hopefully i'm dead by the end of this year
>>201873033And Mexican presidential shit and Canadian presidential shit are ok too
My uncle is a fent user and makes it everyone's problem I look forward to him dying
>>201873055I live in a MCOL area and am smart with my money
>>2018728670
>>201873055I make less than that and live alone and just boust a $3k gaming computer
I hate european flags
>>201873129con artistry
I have enough in savings to NEET for the next 5 years. I'm so tempted bros.
hate being retarded. everything is arduous
>>201873158yeah they think they're all that but they're really old hat
>>2018729502 factorial does not equal 4 you fucking retard
So lemme get this straight. I paid for the food I ordered. Plus a "delivery fee". And now you want me to GIVE this idiot bringing my shit MORE money because....he's doing the job he chose to do?Mama didn't raise no fool. Get fucked.
>>201873144https://youtu.be/en75qoj6eG4
>>201873201retarded enough to struggle with basic tasks, smart enough to know you're retarded. my struggle too
>>201873026Grandparents society was religious, had positive values, and believed that beauty had real worth Secular society is driven to remove beauty and tell you that it's good
>>201872424The claim was that with the reversal of affirmative action, a lot of unqualified and unworthy black students would get thrown out so that highly meritocratic asian students would get in.The reality was that the very point of overturning affirmative action was to reduce the number of all non-white groups getting into elite colleges, so that connected white students, whether they were qualified or not, would have places at elite universities reserved for them. White rightwingers were using faux-concern about asian college students as a prop to restructure college admissions in a way that'd be more favorable to white students. They don't want a competitive meritocracy, they want to launder advantages and privilege from one soft generation to the next.So far asian students (especially those desiring to see affirmative action overturned) look like the biggest losers of what's happened, despite hoping that black students would get hurt the most. Either way, the right's goal of eliminating meritocracy from college admissions so that the best schools can be reserved for wealthy white kids is being met. The game's supposed to be rigged in favor of white students; race-based affirmative action was wrong since it was trying to level the playing field; now that it's been removed we're seeing fairness restored (meritocracy and level playing fields out, white kids in.)
>>201873172It's called non retardation
>>201873246momberg should've aborted me desu desu.
You WILL own NOTHING and you WILL be HAPPY!
>>201873273Sorry nigga but I am not reading all that shit
>>201872102>Japanese flag on Los AngelesIdiot. There Japanese immigrants only exist in Hawaii. 90% of "Japanese" Americans in California are actually Chinese/Korean. Not even joking, I even met Asian American from California who believed he is Japanese but he doesn't know Japanese and couldn't answer which prefecture his parents are from.
my son is also named bort
>>201873223anon...
>>201873322hello my fellow /t/fag
>>201873341Ok Pvt Gomez
>>201873278I wasn’t talking about/to you I was talking about me
My bones are so brittle. But I always drink plenty of...malk?
>>201873341>*poo poo pee pees on your post*
>>201873405>Wasn't talking to me>@'s meWhat did he mean by this
Apparently, I’m a statistical rarity in the US
>2 with an exclamation mark means 2>5 with an exclamation mark means 120
I'm looking for Amanda Huggenkiss
GOD DAMNIT STOP BEING SO FUCKING HOT FOR FUCK'S SAKE
Uh y'know Homer...that beer ain't free
>>201873482It was an accident. Sorry
>>201873572No problem. As you were, private
No pizza, only khlav kalash!
>>201873380what did he mean by this?
>>201873501bro just learned about factorial growth
>>201873490Urkel earns nearly 6 figures? Damn
No bowl. Stick. Stick.
been seeing skibidi simpsons videos made in the simpsons movie maker lately, they are so spastic it's almost avant-garde
16 BEERS GANG WHERE YOU AT?????
>>201873632It’s why I avoid fat women. Especially fat white women. I’m simply superior to them.
>>201873517Me to Victoria justice
>>201873667drink vodka/whiskey. beer is retarded
I AM A MISTAKE LIKE MY DAD ALWAYS TOLD ME
If I was into collecting things, I think it'd be cool to start a laser disc collection
>>201873710you should kill yourself, suicides get better reincarnation stats it's a fact
Would you guys date a black women? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bsU0uqYsxP8
You can take this potato. It's pretty big.
>>201873678I mean yeah, for a groid to earn so much more than the average you at least deserve an asian gf
I feel like you can't be considered American if you don't own a pair of Wranglers. Do you own a pair of Wranglers, /cum/?>>201873747No.
>>201873752
>>201873746OKREV UP THOSE PUMP ACTION REMINGTONS
>>201873747Only if she was in shape. This applies to women of all races tho
>>201873783I wear Levi's, sweaty
I own one pair of non work pants, black lee jeans. And one flannel shirt
>>201873809there's a billion guys like you
You guys love watching dumbass basic normies being asked racial and political questions on their way to see a marvel ilumination minecraft movie don't you? Why tho?
I have an attractive face but am a skele, have a receding hairline, and can't grow facial hair. God made me as a joke.
>>201873837I know. We are legion.
>>201873847No, I don't enjoy that actually.
young homer is gonna make me rich
>>201873805So you're gay and from chicago. Got it.
>>201872102great place for a nuke.
The frogurt is also cursed.
>>201873849why didn't you mention height?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erK50pmw05c
Hey Mr Jannyman
He shoulda banned you. Sick of Europeans in here
>>201873922Good
>>201873913I forgot. I'm also 5'9, it's over.
>>201873922yeah the janny is pretty gay around here, he will sometimes even try to get you to post politics so he can ban you
Moe, Moe, MoeHow do you like me, How do you like me
>>201873847No lol. The vid is asking what race would you not date. Black women love Mexican men that's why I was asking if you guys would ever date a black women.My kid could grow up to give me the thriller album.T. Mexican
>>201873776Only SE asian, Kazakh or Mongolian gfs sure. East asians tend to have boyish bodies desu
So, you don't like the old-time bikes, huh?
>>201873958Hey now
>>201874007LMFAOA daring synthesis
>>201874036Mexican women (at least in CDMX) love black men unironically.
>>201874007take your meds
>>201872611Language of a gay homosexual faggot
You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine.
>>201874094Are you from cdmx?
>>201874058LMAO Forgot about this one
>>201874036never seen a black woman with the latinx in my life now that I think about it. they're attracted to white men because all women want to be enslaved but since it actually happened to them it adds an immersion factor.
>>201874034My cat does the same thing.
>>201874176Nope, but I worked remotely from there for a couple of months
porn or alcohol? maybe alcohol
>>201874254Neither.
>>201874254for me it's caffeine
I can't think of any lit posts to make right meow.
>>201874270lucky you. at least your life isn't miserable
>>201874076As /cum/'s only resident OC maker I feel the need to push boundaries and challenge artistic norms or something
Marge, is Lisa at Camp Granada?
>>201873201stupid people don’t use words like ‘arduous’ anon
>>201874295So you made itVery good editWhere does the jannyface character come from
>>201874295Glen Martin DDS was garbage
did you have to salt the earth so nothing would ever grow again
>>201874034him deserves some brush time as a treat
soon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2rwxs1gH9w
>>201874371this is you from like 9 years ago
>>201874440that apu is literally me the second labor day weekend ends
What is ya family don't like bread? They like...cigarettes
>>201874408I thought it was ok, doomed itself by being on Nickelodeon, shoulda been on Adult Swim from the start
>>201874479Have you picked out a costume
help me
>>201874532What can I do for you xir
>>201874440for me? it's christmas
>>201874522
hire me already for fuck's sake. sorry i'm not a lying nigger that'll bounce after a week or a tranny that needs to dilate every 30 min, i just want to work and make something of my life, why is that too much to ask >we pay incentives just for showing upnigger what? maybe if you hired people like me you wouldn't have to incentivize people to show up to the job they were hired for, what the fuck.
>>201874532Would a picture of my asshole help?
>>201874532can't even help myself
>>201874468She really had amazing solesTwo days ago I installed LINE messenger again to book a hotel in Taiwan and today she (the GF from back then) messaged me but a minute later unsent the messagePiss off beyotch(I still miss her)
>>201874561get your cdl?
>>201874562
>>201874432i would truly delight in smashing your frontal bone into a million tiny fragments with a rubber mallet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouObpi5_DFU
>>201874611where did he go?
Cool, I broke his mind
>>201874552Christmas is kind of boring when you stop believing in Santa and stop getting gifts to be honest>>201874556You do not look like that
>>201874599i need money to make money first, if i could snap my fingers and have the funds for cdl school i would've done that by now trust me
That elephant ate my entire platoon
>>201872726>AI slopdamn, just when I thought I'd wank tonight
oh, take a hike sister
Did I say "corpse hatch"?I meant "innocence tube".
>>201874680Some places pay for it if you sign a contract to work for themFedex will pay for your cdl too even if you only work as a warehouse drone
Thoughts?
are you saying boo or boo-urns?
>>201874790Shallow subhuman life style bent on consumerism
>>201874790
>>201874653Brigadoon
>>201874790don't care, not expanding image
>>201874871Hey now
>>201874522i didn't really plan on doing a costume this yearim not going trick or treating but if i go to a get together where its costumes im leaning towards caroline with the yellow raincoat and boots, i already have those anyway
My halloween costume will be here tomorrow
>>201874871based
>>201874929what's the costume is it miku
yo mamma so fat everytime she wears high heels she strikes oil
Only real ones will get this :100:
>>201874994Your mother is so fat that she will almost certainly face negative health outcomes in the future if she does not act quickly.
>>201874983I'm dressing up as a bear
This Facebook group that was recommended to me today is so patheticFuck shitalian Americans and their LARPing
>>201875040lmfao nice you should carry a honey thing around too
so as i was sayingname 30 black inventions
I love you Pepsi.Pepi.Pepi.
I want real food made by real people with real ingredients
>>201875040Old school Kanye West type swag
>>201875088aids
>>201875111I want ronald mcdonald to rim my ass
>>201875128yeah probably from fucking monkeys or something
>>201875141men only want one thing and it's fucking disgusting
>>201875065Eat shit and die fuckin frocio
>>201875065>only the yolk is usedThis is literally not fucking true.
>>201875040based oldfag
fuck off to your own country's general faggot fucking ratpedo freak
Is Tennessee a nice state to live in?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oQfagXfBqE
>>201875224he's currently ban evading by his own admission. Yet the jannies allow him to post, curious...
>>201875235yes
>>201874929>less than 10 weeks to lose 40lbsit's joever.Guess my custome will have be pic related
We gotta get all these fuckin Europoors out of our general, shit is getting out of hand
>>201875235tennesseeeemoonshiners
>>201875224GeeI'm not driving, I am traveling.
>>201874680lookup swift cdl school. they'll train you and once you're on the road, they will take a certain percentage of your rate to payoff the free education which you had received.
>>201875300Hey now
Communism was bad. It failed. That doesn’t mean that Karl Marx was wrong.
i want to combine my PISS my the methanol column of moonshine and then see what happens. i unironically bet that something based would happen - and thats a good thing
Why do niggers never wipe down gym equipment when they're done using it?
>>201875334>>Let us consider the actual, worldly Jew – not the Sabbath Jew, as Bauer does, but the everyday Jew. Let us not look for the secret of the Jew in his religion, but let us look for the secret of his religion in the real Jew. What is the secular basis of Judaism? Practical need, self-interest. What is the worldly religion of the Jew? Huckstering. What is his worldly God? Money - Karl MarxI mean he was right about some things
metanol is basedbut i dont like fluoride
Why do chuds bitch and complain so much
>>201875367Whitey finna do it for em
>>201875367unironically feel less empathy
>>201875406Wasn't he a Jew himself?
>>201872102Me the cholo chud
>>201875465Do they feel any?
>>201875472He was. And he had such a dark complexion that his nickname was "moor", yet he called Lassalle a "jewish nigger"
>>201875472His parents converted to Christianity before he was born and he was baptized, but he was an ethnic Jew. Although I don't think he ever considered himself one thoughbeit
dad keeps talking about how half his face feels numb and how he feels weak all the time but still refuses to see a doctor
>>201875515Ask Urkel, he's in here somewhere.
>>201875574Covid
>>201875603He was vaxxed
>>201875574what are you gonna do with your inheritance
>>201875574i mean if you can't convince him to see a doctor then it's on him
>>201875637Gigacovid then
>>201875574Now he just needs another stroke affecting the opposite side and he's all good again
3adwan
if all the diabetics or something (i want to see them all) would give me their piss then id do something i think to make something nice, like an opioid, or use opium, sugar, or biazpines if trying and giving them alcohol didnt workits weird if its only my piss. even though my piss is almost perfect, its just a bit weird to sell people my piss. so i think some people with diabetes, even though thats what i dont have. i think it would be able to do the same in the body. my life is unironically great. i am literally the person from limitless and it can be tied to sugar. the same could be achieved for diabetes and i want to do more piss experiments
I don't like black people
Janny doesn’t mind this but mentioning Tim Walz somehow crosses the line
me when some latinx retard starts saying "how come we're just standing here?! we started a war over a small tea tax!"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_n1ekWd0Q4
>>201875834So brave...
>>201875834they didnt start caring about opioids until the black people deaths caught up to white people deaths with opioids (not really opioids but fentanyll which is the majority of opioid deaths, NOT heroin or opiates which were fine before fucking fentanyl came along)
>>201875834I don't like yo ass neither
>>201875858it's because you said the K name. VP names seem fine.
>>201875918based
>>201875834relatable
kamala
>>201875961>the K nameKike?
>>201875894LMFAO
I don’t know what’s scarier: that nothing ever changes or that I won’t notice the change until it’s too late.
The dinner
like, fucking oxygen imagineand im not a doctor but i would even say that either opioids or methamphetamine would help whatever illness they have
>>201875918fair enough
eating some cheesecake right now
>>201876028Smirnov huh? Is that the vanilla flavored shit? Vile stuff I hate flavored vodka
>>201876028looks good but please don't tell me that vodka there is your drink>>201876059what kind of cheesecake
>>201876005You didn’t even smirk irl
Always wanted the context of this webm
>>201876028you need some teriyaki or chili crisp or something for fuck's sake
>>201876111I actually had a full smile with my mouth open and chuckled
>>201876079
>>201876128McSpecial Forces training
>>201875996>https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/kamala/deleted/deleted/RIP in peace anon
>>201876129It does have chili crisps>>201876079But ‘tis, it’s not flavored I hate flavored shit
>>201876151this looks divinehope you enjoy anon>>201876128they caught the anon above that said he wanted ronald mcdonald to eat their heine
>>201875574tell him those are heart attack symptoms and he could actually die any minute now if he doesn't go to a doctor
Going to the temple of iron in a bit. I'll do a set for the /cum/bros
Business idea: make life terrible for all mankind, ???, profit.
>>201876189The j-word will do this but let ratpedo spam all day
I don't like mexicans
>>201876303I'm kind of sleepy ill tell him later
>Notification from LinkedIn>3 people viewed your profile anonymously What's the fucking point
Farewell and adieu to you fair Spanish ladies…
>>201876469That was me and my associates. We are inviting you to Anonymous
>>201876495Do I get a free Guy Fawkes mask and fedora?
Really sucks ordering food and you can tell it's the guys first day and he's fucking up bad and on one hand you're like "I don't want to be a dick, I've had rough days at work too" but on the other hand it's like "my order is simple, stop fucking up"
fackin' hell
springtime for hitler and germany
>>201876339Really makes you think
all men should try cock at least once in their lives
whats the punishment for treason
>>201876586>>201876586>>201876586
>>201876549this happened to me before. someone was like "it's your first day, right?" but i had been working there for 9 months
>>201876551go back >>201875622
>Some niggas don't think
>>201876517Free mask and we offer up to 200$ reimbursement at one of our affiliated hatters
>>201876570don't be a dummy be smarty come and join the nazi party*waltz*
>>201876582I know a guy who think if you don’t try gay sex then you can’t be sure you don’t like it. So, it follows that men who have gay sex and go back to women are more straight than men who are exclusively hetero. Funny stuff.
Lmao I made reddit really mad. Like really mad. Someone reported me being based irl and. There are 800 votes and like 200 comments all angry at me and threads locked. Lol
>>201875574maybe thats gone on for too long to be a heart attack. it could be gradual maybe its something else. you should get him to the hospital, but if he doesnt want to he is your dad. and one day he will DIE anyway. men are stubborn and its just how we are, i am too. but if hes sick with problems then he probably knows, and asking 4chan isnt the best option
>>201876645what did you post about? sounds pretty based so far
>>201876706I didn't post anything I just and someone else posted it for me without me asking :)
>>201876812what did you do then?
>>201876873I painted a Canada flag on a ukranian rapefugee's car
>>201876983damn I didn't know plebbitors still cared about Ukraine
>>201877079They're seething lol. I wish I could tell them I'm Indian and they'd die from their blood boiling
sex sex Canada *chases all the Canadas around*
>>201872102I wish I was from Texas
