black americans are whiter than meds, slavs and nordics edish
Morning Adam, have a good sleep?
Whistle while you work, Hitler is a twerp, he's half-barmy, so's his army, whistle while you work
>>201893677post belongs on /pol/
>>201893677My british culture scanner has been buffering for a while after I scanned this post, not looking good lad
katy shaving her fanny when she gets home from school, before she takes the bus to the peckham traphouse to let killers and robbers slap oiled up goonmeat vigorously into her young slit back to back while getting high off second hand tooka smoke from the cronem chiefing on the couch waiting their turn
nothing says "i shag" like splurging out into the brit void of 11.30am on a friday your bodycount
>>201893676YouTube search "how to make hydrogen generator running on water" for a fun science project
>>201893722stop obsessing over /pol/
>>201893677>toots hibbert
>diego pretending he leaves the house againsigh
>>201893738You’re 42 fella, stop obsessing over sex
off to central perk with my friends
got the latest beanstalk on
>>201893783project on
drinking mtn dew
>>201893729black americans have anglo bloods that makes them whiter
A Black African fuckhorde
born without a bumnever known the joys of poo
get the immigrant women and children killed and raped by the immigrant menthen get the men housed and fed
higher chance of me wininng the lottery (Which i dont play) than me having sex tbqh
first you buy the gold bars in runescapethen you have all the gold bars
>>201893836you raped me in a tesco toilet in swindon in 2006
>>201893836Objectively untrue. If you don't play the lottery you have 0 chance of winning.
Would you date a women from Lebanon, Syria or Jordan?
>boss asks favour of people in the group chat>want someone to go in the office on Monday to pick a new recruit up from somewhere>the girl who's performing badly volunteersa smart move, now she's unsackable
>>201893858cringe
grandad started telling another one of his boring war stories and I told him to blog on
>>201893866New recruit is black?
>>201893864yeslove middle eastern women
>turning your bbc gimmick into a paedo gimmick just for a >you
>>201893864those are the white arabs except for jordan idk
sirs
>>201893870yeah it was, you thumbing it in my arse was pure cringe
>>201893873Mmhmm just a few hours left..
of your shift
>>201893917you are severelly mentally illand undoubtly ant atheist
Diego booking a GP appointment just to drop his pants, bend over, spread his arse cheeks apart and ask if he's still a virgin
please understand i have to poo
>>201893929>and undoubtly an atheistwas that your justification?
>>201893958homosexual lie fantasises
Imagine having a life so bad you attempt to make yourself recognisable on an anonymous forum just so someone would notice you
>>201893970would really rather not
>>201893970fantastic postand then imagine people who willingly and purposefully day after day engage with those people to get even a smidge of their attention
friendly reminder that you can go to a sexual health clinic to get your willy touched for free. and they'll throw in some free condoms for a posh wank afterwards.
https://www.lbc.co.uk/news/iraqi-girl-16-strangled-to-death-migrant-boat-disaster/
>>201893783is he actually 42whys he act like a teenage girl
>>201894026predator behaviour
Good nonfiction book on the american uprising of independence?Hard to find nonfiction that isn't "kinda like Ukraine today, huh?" or "seen through a queer/black/trans lens"
>>201893918mmhmm
Poc: diego
nth for the gyaldem
>>201894028>my wife and daughter have just drowned>I must rape a child to address this
>>201894038>Hard to find nonfiction that isn't "kinda like Ukraine today, huh?" or "seen through a queer/black/trans lens"no its not
>>201894049she fucks dogs
there's a renaissance in wines and vines going on right now
>>201894056bigot
>>201894032According to himself he’s been 35 for the last 5 years now so 42 sounds like the right number And lack of sex I believe, he’s currently trying to act like he’s cool and not seething constantly like a teenager girl would
>>201894058woof woof ;)
driving down the freeway 120 mph posting to /brit/ i don't give a fuck
>>201894047ADORE this webm x
gyaldemfreak and bbc spam always turn up at the same time
rorke gazing into the forbidden chasm
>>201894104
>>201894112A fanny?
>>201894116yeah im not squinting my eyes for that i might get mistaken for a chinaman and deported
suffocating on my own farts
The Asian Fanny.
>>201894141>>201894147why do kiwis sound like safas?
At the clinic.
>>201893738what's your bodycount diegsy?
That's the euromillions tickets bought. Shall be posting from my yacht this time next week
He's pleading not guilty to inciting racial hatred and violence
going to the pub with my new mate later
wearing a gas-mask hooked up to my anus
>>201894161dunno never met one
Once had a bird tell me I was like a brother to her because we were that close. Which made it really awkward when my willy was in her mouth 4 days later. Are women just perpetual liars?
>>2018941630>>201894173>>201894173how u wrankle that then
>>201894197ain't nothing false about incest
>>201894173Ooh new mate! Pub mate!
>>201894197what was she lying about
>>201894173later? odd name for a bloke
Business idea: claim I’m Chinese on all official forms so that if I commit a crime I would be trialled under secret Chinese enforcement only and have my only crimes being racist abuse against blacks and Muslims which isn’t illegal in China
>>201894165He'll probably get away with it, if the other sentencing is anything to go by. Couple paki lads got a year for a race hate actual bodily harm crime earlier today. Which is less than half the white people are getting for mean tweets.
>>201894162Mental health one and not sexual health clinic I assume
chips for lunch
https://www.thewinesociety.com/product/half-bottle-of-l-etoile-vin-de-paille-domaine-de-montbourgeau-2019well recomend this
>>201894223I don't think you're supposed to suck your "brother" off mate
emitting great green plumes of fart smoke
>half bottle
>>201894212known him for a years but we've never really talked, then last week we got talking at the pub and he messaged me earlier asking if I fancy a few jars tonight, why not. You want to join us Deegs?>>201894220kek>>201894224Good one Bruce
I'm 32 and have had 2,000 sexual partners. Khans at the kurultai with smaller hordes than me have all had minimum 20,000 because we were discussing it and I was embarrassed and said I'd had 8,000 and they still thought that was hilariously low.
>>201894257daddy thinks she's at clarinet practise
>>201894197just like my japanese cartoons
>>201894312Hopecore
>>201894271people do shit they arent supposed to all the time
>a few jars Hope you get glassed at the pub later
can you smell that /brit/
>>201894297he's thinking about the wrong clarinet
incest is hot it just is
>>201894292how u known him but not alkedwhat pub was that how come u were both there
>£37.00 Bottlebit steep isn't it?
>>201894296never even leave my yurt me
>>201894257Don't teachers report this to social services?
>>201894337and while you post on 4chan alone
>>201894376it's a half bottle mate lolwhich is a good size actually for one person to polish off in an evening and not err towards drunkenness
Don't like taking my top off because I don't have a perfect body and a six pack. Even at home by myself.
>>201894375Well we say alri and that but never had a proper convo. Prefer not to say
>>201894296i've never been able to throat-sing so i don't even try
>>201894420ktinmSummer cut ended weeks ago
>>201894420blog on weird incel freak>>201894429cowardly
>>201894420Look like one of the worms from MIB me
>>201894355hahahahathis one's thicker and veinier
also there were a LOT of hairs under my foreskin. you know like how normally theres like 1 or 2, up to like 5 well it was one of those ones where you use your knuckles to pull them out you know
>>201894403shaming a cuck doesn't work
met a lot of divorced blokes at work and it convinced me to break up with the long term gf who wanted to get marriednot going to do that, and at the end of the day I don’t believe I’m special or different to somehow get a different outcome especially when their stories match mine so far
playing the poo flute
>>201894466No one talks like this Spaino, atleast make an effort
>>201894492congratulations you win the worst post of the day awardplease go to your local shitheap and dive in it
>>201894463I live in a small town. Some lads here might even know of the pub and come in saying 'you're from /brit/ arn't you?'
>>201894473>one of those ones where you use your knuckles to pull them out you knowNo Toby, we don't know. This is not how normal people live. Normal people don't pull hairs out from underneath their foreskins using their knuckles.Please get help.
one of those where you have to pull the tuff of hair and slowly pull it out, with some weight behind it too unlike the regular
>>201894514u look like you're from brit do youyou freak
>>201894516don't think anyone wants to help him do that
>>201894555Yeah I'm a handsome bastard
>Adam>Toby>SeanWho the fuck are these people?
KYS by the way
>>201894572no one knows mateeverytime i com ehere there's some new "name"weird incels with their weird incel friends
>>201894572parasocial soap opera characters for no-life sadacts
>>201894572>adamfirst man>tobytobuscus>seanbean
>>201894537You might be the most mentally ill poster we've ever had an that's really saying something
did the autistic child spontaneously make it a word association game
>>201894642
>>201894642not autistic or a child
Its quite literally just 190
>>201894671is this the new charli songLOL
diego acts like a bitchy woman that doesn't get fucked enough
Thoughts on the new Fred Again.. album lads?
>>201894689you’re really bad at diego impersonations
>>201894626dats riteain't nuttin timmy culd do
remember the excitement and trepidation the very first time I witnessed the construction of the reals the lecturer used dedekind cuts
>>201894697hs?>>201894699turned it off... againnah havent listened haha >>201894709bizarre post
sodastreamberg ran out of gas
might petty theft my way to an all-expenses paid trip to Estoniareckon I could hurdy gurdy bork bork my way in to a gang of little snow elf mates
What's wrong with those people?
the ball just fell out of my ballpoint pen wtf
jazz on this stream is peak lads
>>201894697He's definitely a gay manEvery bitter aged gay man acts exactly like Diego
deepest /brit/ lore
>>201894738anti-semitic propaganda
>>201894754project on
>>201894492I mean aslong as you’re going halves on bills, mortgage/rent etc why would you be worried about divorce? If you’re not then fairs I guess but still sounds like a shit thing to do. Assume you’re a bit of a sociopath tho/just wanna break up anyway if you let the relationships of randoms effect your one
>>201894754he is for sure gay
longest ive been unemployed
>>201894772is that beetlejuice
your entire life has been a word association game and you're not even aware, pencil-neck twig-wrist little runt
>>201894754he acts like a gay bottom that got old and no one wants to shag him anymore
diegos gay arc when he finally comes out closet is going to be crazy
>>201894818least mentally ill weeb
>>201894815that's exactly what it is except no shagging happened because he spent his youth in denial
kek the yank is seething
>>201894815Yes exactly this
Diego we don't care if you're gay
just downed 7g of shrooms and am listening to white rabbit by jefferson airplane
>>201894815>>201894831>>201894836know all about gay bottoms do you? you projecting freaks>>201894838you should
I have a question about Christianity can anyone help me?
>>201894780“sociopath” you sound like the ex lad, don’t be so dramaticif you see a clear trajectory it’s not sociopathic to change it before spending 10 years on it.
need Diego's head caved in asap with a cinderblock
cinderblocks are based
you just can't insult me and win, you always lose no matter what
>>201894872don’t we alljust learn to ignore it
Where's pooey arse lad
eating apple
what does sex feel like
i know diegos tiny little ass is tight asl
>>201894804im autistic
i'm neurodivergent and very fussy when it comes to sausage rolls because the meat can be very hit and miss and any gristle puts me off so much that i end up only eating the pastry
>>201894918literal projection
>>201894855You stopped loving her because your worried about divorce? That’s sociopathic, how can you treat your long term girlfriend like a business deal lmao
cinderblock careening towards my last remaining bollocka cinderbollock, if you will
any short dick kings in?
shrieking and punching my head becuase my favourite pen just broke
>>201894981alri anne frank
summer sun today in west mids corrcant wait to get on the weed gummies l8r
no booze for me this weekend. off the muck
Anyone else avoid looking at themselves in the mirror?
had to buy morrisons own brand yeast extract because the proper marmite pots all had "BEST DAD" labels on them for some reason and i live with my mum and stepdad and it would be awkward having one of them in the cupboard
>>201894957don’t be silly nobody divorces just because, there’s symptoms all along like arguing, not shagging, distance and so on. the divorcees at that point got married and obviously a few years later got divorced and regretted. I saw the symptoms and decided I wouldn’t make the mistake of getting married at that point.
>>201895029I wouldn’t say avoid so much as never get the chance
Diego's one of those birds who's only a cunt because she needs a proper hard shagging
>>201895030is the taste as good?
>>201895029i'm only getting uglier, might as well appreciate myself while i'm halfway decent
toil has put forward a very shite pay offer and now all the non-union mongs are complaining and asking for their feedback to be consideredno nigga! that's what the unions are for!
>>201895030lobg on
>>201895073thats communism
>>201895073Slaves killing rhsmelev fro their mater
>>201895064i've only just got back. i'll let you know in the next few days
the raped
righto lads, what have I missed?
>>201895079unions are for making sure they dont get their feedback heard if theyre not a part of (and paying to be) a part of the union? not so much "for the people" it seems now
the unconsoled
>rhsmelev fro
>>201895108Your bed time according to the clockBut you're a VPN nonce
>>201895108heathermong and belgianflag have been BBC pedoposting non-stop
>>201894907really, really good
Emily's tiny inexperienced innie pussy after one night with the cronem
>>201895039You do you man but wasting your ex’s time like that is very cruel. Will all only get one life after all
In the early 2010s it was trivial to become a millionaire by buying Bitcoin. Question for the millennials in this thread, why didn't you?
>>201895102shall be awaiting the fabled review
>>201895144Forgot your vpn Spaino
>>201895130it's 9pm on a friday you utter goose>>201895138well that's depressing
owning a sex machine
anyone know how to scrape twitter likes without using their api
>>201895171You can't own me.
look everyonei typed "meat trumpet" into an AI image generator. look at this thing i made
>Suspended Labour councillor denies inciting violent disorder>Video emerged in which Ricky Jones appeared to call for far-right protesters’ throats to be ‘cut’right well he should get 10 years minimum surely when found guilty
>>201895175yeah
>>201895154“wasting her time” sorry is my time not valuable? it’d be a waste of even more time to continue something that’s not working great, and likely won’t work at all later.
>>201895209alright
>>201895189in this bitch of a world, it's own or be owned
whats the deal with that scene in inglorious bastards where the good guys scalp a nazi? sure he was a nazi but thats a bad person thing to do... BUT WE WERE THE GOOD GUYS!
she kinda a freak fr
>>201895116>not so much "for the people" it seems nowUnions are for members of the union, retard
>>201895144Her Timmy dad had told her to be home by 6.30 lmao
>>201895175You're going to need Ubuntu, crontab, Python and a headless browser.
For me it's Azur Lane
>>201895230He was a particularly nasty Nazi if I recall. Still not right
>>201895233not very safe for the workers of that company - basically a threat
>>201895218She wanted to marry you but it wasn’t gonna work it out cause you noticed some patterns lol. Yeah ok man
>>201895243Her vagina fell out
the sky was GOLD, it was rose, i was taking sips of it through my nose
>>201895268No it isn'tAny worker can join the unionThey can also not join and accept that they have no say in collective bargaining
Yer maws meat trumpet
How long should you work at a job you hate before looking elsewhere without it looking bad on your CV?I've been at my current job for 8 months now and it's destroying me. I hate the environment, hate the culture, hate the "not my problem" mentality I get when I ask for help.I'm strongly considering just asking to go back to my old job but that might be embarrassing.God I should've studied something better at uni.
>>201895292this is hostile
might purchase a new tumble dryer
>>201895269have sex ladI’m not going to marry someone just because it’s the next thing to do. that’s a recipe for getting divorced a few years later. how about give me a good reason to marry you instead of picking fights about it?
>cuts weed>has a dream she was getting rizzed by ishowspeedcloggy would've loved this stream>>201895261dropped it after the french ship event, turning the crusader class into sluts was the last straw for me
>>201895307Can I have your old one?
>>201895303How?They still benefit from any negotiations the union agree with toilThey just don't get a say in it
>>201895230A lot of Tarantino films have a revenge scene for some reason. Reckon he got bullied hard before becoming famous, seems the type
>>201895230Remember when they caught a soldier and he didn't give them information so they got a guy called "the bear jew" to violently beat him to death with a baseball bat and then they just shot another captured soldier for no reason?Weird movie
i believe in the sand beneath my toes, the beach gives a feeling, an earthy feeling, i believe in the faith that grows~and the FOUR RIGHT CHORDS CAN MAKE ME CRYYWHEN I'M WITH YOU I FEEL LIKE I COULD DIE AND THAT WOULD BE ALRIGHT, all right
>>201895333the result of those negotiations are going to be hard times. why dont you try being your own man instead? not very nice
>>201895230Watch the og Inglorious Batards if you haven't already
>>201895332if you're willing to carry it down 2 flights of stairs yes
>>201895357I never got to down a pint in the 90s whilst belting this out brand new and that's a right shame
got a big old pumpkin head thinking awful slug like thoughts what needs caving in pronto
>>201895380it's a song about meth
boiked boins
inscribing a poo
>>201895230what stops "the good guys" from scalping someone?
>>201895368Fire your English teacher, jeetard
on the peach iced tea
>>201895340>>201895378i havent seen the film only that scene >>201895402nothing and you can do that tooyour leader probably does that with your rewards, with you as the bargaining chip, with no actual skin in the game himself. and he fucks everyone else not in the union over at the same time
>>201895302>hate the "not my problem" mentality I get when I ask for helpktim, I'll help you out if you're brand new but if you're still asking for help after 8 months you're probably a spastic and annoying to your colleagues.Uni is also a meme, it won't magically get you a job you like. I don't have a degree but about 50% of my team does and they all ended up at the same company as me, doing the same thing and earning the same salary.One guy got a degree in zoology and studied wasps for his thesis. Never going to use it.
>>201895393yes mate everyone knows
picking diego up by the scruff and watching him kick his little legs angrily
she got her jaws locked down in a smile and nothing is alright, all right...
>>201895315Got a long-term gf who I intend to marry but if you haven’t worked out you’re not compatible in the first month or so then I dunno what to say. Just shag and mess about if that’s what you want but don’t led a girl on just cause you want regular sex for a year or two, that’s cruel
>>201895259this sounds good thanks this headless browser stuff is mad i didnt know these existed, all the scraping stuff ive done before was just using requests in python
you do NOT need Linux to run a headless browser you also need to fake all of your info
>>201895194He should get 5x the sentence of people actually rioting?
The other day my mate texted me on whatsapp asking if I wanted to come round, I said sure and started walking to his house. He then texted me saying his gf wanted to talk to him about something so I said I'll wait outside then. On my way to his house I saw a guy, who I now remembered is his cousin, walking to his house as well, and I saw him go into my mates house. The second he got there, my mate texted me "yeah sorry gf said she doesn't want anyone round". All my friends are wankers.
i think the union issue is one of those "fluoride stare" ones
mwntal sow i fucked 5 bitdhes and none say i raoed them
>>201895507that's pretty fucked mate sorry to hear that
>>201895507Can't stand that shit. I'd be fuming
get the neets employedget them educatedget them trained
cat just came back from the MOTapparently her nearside front paw pad is worn close to the legal limit
>>201895530mwntal sow i fucked 5 skibidi bitdhes and none say i ratioed them
Mid day Friday boysThe home stretch as it wereA few more hours toilThen home via the boozerie
>>201895507You did call him out didn't you? You didn't just scuttle back home to your smeggy bedroom and say nothing, did you?
>>201895507Block his number, even if he’s your only ‘mate’. Blokes a cunt
if you were a repressed homosexual who spent so much of your teens and twenties in denial that you failed to make any lasting relationships, instead using money and academia to give yourself a superiority complexwhat would the most cliché way of coping with that in your thirties be?you know, besides the obvious alcoholism and associating with a religion that vilifies homosexualityasking for no-one in particular
>>201895507prick, call him out on it
>>201895507wtf lol get better friends man
>>201895468sometimes things only come out years laterrelationships get worse or break down, people change, etcnothing is black and white like you think and it’s not leading anyone on just because you have some relationship pipeline in your head that everyone needs to followrecommend you grow up and get a clue. it takes more guts to end a long term relationship that’s not working, continuing is the status quo and the easy option but it’s not always the right one, you just waste more of everyone’s time for something that’s almost certain to fail later on.
>>201895507HIS MALE COUSIN IS HIS GIRLFRIEND??
>>201895079Unions are Judeo Bolshevism andd should be bannedWe need atomised, porn addicted, coke snorting Fashpilled Nietzschean individuals
>>201895589go live in a B&B and fuck a 16-17 year old twink
mwntal sow
>>201895589lowkey hes so zesty
>>201895438What do you do and what do you earn? >still asking for help after 8 months you're probably a spastic That's bullshit because some people here have been here much longer and ask questions to others.
>>201895507Do something similar to him then block the cunt, you can't let this slide
my nigga wears women's shoes
genuinely baffled by how many replies that post got
Frankly absurd amount of horse poo on this foot pathDo they ever fucking stop?
fuming on that lad's behalf, what a prick of a 'mate.'gotta stand up for yourself in that scenario
>>201895573>>201895593I'm afriad I didn't call him out on it, I just replied "no worries" and scurried home. Next time I bump into him I will though, I want it to be face to face.
I want to fight his mate
>>201894906horse
The pixie pool
>>201895680dogging the boys is serious business mate, you don't dog your mates it's a red linedisclaimer: using 'dogging' in the australian context here
should have stormed in there and had a steamy cousin friend threesome
>>201895712
noo>>201895731>>201895731
>>201895645>what do you do and what do you earn?wog catcher and I do it for free
>>201895711comfy
>>201895468She's not even white you utter failure
>>201895711jump in lad
think I'll patiently wait for a thread that doesn't have a pooey dildo in it
>>201895815migrate when that one gets deleted
>>201895753not too fond of the thread imagemight stay here for now
>>201895805>serbian: wtfkek
>>201895805Not gonna happen mate. Take what you've been given
