Kojina edish
First!
Clive Warren
I've never eaten or drank anything that gave me an "upset stomach" other than the time I ate pizza that was on my floor for 3 days in uni and shat my guts out.Why are you so weak?
>Kojina
wish i was well-adjusted and not an unstable freak
Why are you lads on your computer on a friday night
That was a thoroughly cretinous thread that last one.Mental that we can pretty much talk about anything here. Could talk about Shakespeare or Nature or History and that.But no, talking about black penis is obviously FAR too riveting.
wacky bruce has lost the plot
>>201898700incel loser with no friends xjust like ther est of us teehee
poo
>>201898700why are you
i think the stuff they drink in a "clockwork orange" is milk and ethanol
whys this dealer taking the piss
fell in love with the girl on right while watching the fat slob indulging in depravity
Didn’t know 2pm was night time but then again I’m not a bum sniffing Aussie wog.
wearing my retard nigger hat
>>201898754hes asleep no respectable dealer works at 2pm on a friday
>>201898700It isn't night yet, I don't go out for another few hours.
>>201898757bore off 190
>>201898574I see, so you have a boomer to thank for your home ownership, get to fuck crypto-boomer
the prospective shop
>>201898764fuckin ascraemagiagnag
Any powerful ziggers in?
>>201898754he wants to freeze it and mix it with toothpaste
wonder what the heroin lad is up to now…probably passed out in his own piss no doubt, strong start to a friday
>>201898746Waiting for markets to open so i can conduct some business
>>201898629It seems to be common knowledge that eating spicy food/indian food will make your shits horrible but I've never experienced that. I've seen it referenced on tv shows and movies where they're like "Oh boy, gonna be stuck on the toilet later, my arsehole is going to be on fire after this!" and they'll scran some spicy Mexican food or a curry.Never understood it, some people must have pathetic bowels to make them uncontrollably shit themselves after the hint of spice.Only time I have been sick from food I was REALLY bad. I ate some seafood paella thing that I got from a food festival and that evening it felt like I had literally been stabbed in the stomach. I was projectile vomiting from one end and SPRAYING liquid shit from the other. The whole next day I was in bed, basically paralyzed in pain. Scary stuff.
>>201898726afternoon diegoheavy weekend of shagging on the horizon?
>>201898749It’s milk and opioids
Our Toby, who art in Glasgow,Hallowed be thy name.Thy dragons come,Thy Runescape quests be done,On Earth as it is in Disneyland.Give us this day our microwaved piss,And forgive us our meltdowns,As we forgive those who slay us in PvP.Lead us no into laggy fights,But deliver us from scammers.For thine is the kingdom,The nettles, and the Peters,Forever and ever.Amen.
>>201898794all slop
>>201898794wow only took you 6 hours to do the shopping
>>201898794runt slop
the autocorrect on my phone has lost the plot, it corrects actual words into nonsenseone example is that is turns the word actually into actuslly
>>201898794what an utterly boring post imagine thinking anyone would look atit>>201898815you know what i think sometiems i should leave some shagging for the rest of yous so i will do the most honoured and kindly thing and go wingman othermen this weekend and no matter how insistent the girls are i will say you only get a chance after u shagged me matey here
>>201898794>6 egg and cress sandwiches>Shelf life 1 dayyeah?
>>201898794>boil in the bag supermarket chickenEnjoy your cancer I guess?>two tubs of Oreo ice creamAh wondered what that jiggling sound was, its your big fat belly
>>201898818ogood maybe a good substitute for milk far is butter. then its like buttermilk (the milk with the butter)
Anyone else just not that interested in having actual sex but would rather sit and be cosy with a woman and masturbate each other
>>201898794SlopshopSlopping list
Went on a date with a girl who kept demanding I share traumatic events with her, while she kept sharing traumatic events of her own. Didn't really have anything to give her, probably would have boiled my cat had I brought her home.
>>201898821As they ate, Toby took the pizza and blessed it and broke it and gave it to his disciples. He said to them, “This is my body. Eat it.” Then taking the cup of piss, he gave thanks to the Whygena, he entered into covenant with them, saying, “This is my piss. Each of you must drink it in fulfillment of the covenant."
>>201898854screaming
shunging in my eggy smellroom
>>201898825>>201898841Carrots and broccoli are slop now? As expected of Rorke.
>>201898887what was her traumatic event
>>201898887Could have made traumatic shite up
>>201898829have absolutely no idea why you've just said that>>201898854>1 day1 day +they have about 3 usually>>201898867enjoy your /pol/brain>>201898825>>201898841>>201898881not sure how roast dinner and fry ups are slop
>>201898887some mental woman on the train turned around and started talking to me about trauma really i was just trying to study and it made me very uncomfortable
>>201898870A trans woman would be perfect for you :3
>>201898930Enjoy your pre-made roast potatoesFuck me how hard is it to just roast a potato
>>201898946What is that bizarre contraption on the shelf
>>201898870not mecan wank myself better than a girl can because they don’t have the wrist strength. too many sexy positions and shag techniques for me to waste time wanking with a girl.no doubt a lot of runts on Brit are clones of you though
Had a dream I had a girlfriend and just woke up and the realisation that it was a dream genuinely made me literally cry.
>>201898569He looks amazing for 61
>>201898930>not sure [...] fry ups are slop
look at this gay bastard eating fucking out of date minging egg and cress sandwiches in his smelly bedroomlook at this other mong posting his gay cat's arse state of this place
>>201898964cat
man voice: i bought us mcdonaldswoman voice: im leaving you man voice: i bought us mcdonaldsman voice: youre too good for you (black and pink)
august was utter shiteand september so far is no better
>>201898952Bottom also applies to autistic biological women
Car headlights are so fucking bright nowadays can they calm this down
>>201898794do the nutmeg flavour baby wipes get your arse high
youre too good for you
anyone remember alt j
>>201899015fun factyou can see through deer with the modern LED
>>201898982Used to have dreams about doing a poo and would wake up and have to check my boxers
i am
>>201898963it's peeling them that i find tedious so i spend the extra pound>>201899021they aren't nutmeg flavoured that's their own brand's name
>>201899021...yh
Babe do you want to shag the digested mcdonalds in my grim manly arse while i make manly grunts
>>201898870yeah basically
leftypol in a haunted house shouting 'Who's there!'
>>201899052>they aren't nutmeg flavouredHave you licked them to check?
Eating out my ex made me flaccid, does that mean I'm gay? Just seemed like the idea was more erotic than the actual act. Fingering made me solid though, big fan.
Might change my name to Imhotep
thanks
>>201899071fascinating image
>>201899088Are you... oh
You can tell the mere mention of trannies turns some people here into a raging raving rabid mess in their brain
>>201899065PHWOARRRRR
>>201899071Would love to stamp on your head until your body convulses
Breakfast: Egg and cress sandwichLunch: Egg and cress sandwich Tea: Egg and cress sandwich
>>201899071tranny discord image
>>201899087depends, if it didn’t smell then you’re deffo gayif it smells that’s her own fault 2bh and no man could reasonable be expected to stay hard
might invent a new accent
>>201899087eating pussy is rough
my tiny willy makes me a good warrior
>>2018991256PM: the spiders are back 6.30: prayer6.45: 3 egg and cress sandwiches7PM: spiders
The Germanics (not just the Germans, ALL Germanics) are a race of filthy, BARBAROUS savages who came and eliminated far cleaner civilizations (Latins, Celts.) The Slavs may be FILTHIER, but we should've at least let them finish off Germany in 1945.
its serving
>>201899136It didn't smell, I just didn't find it erotic
>>201899175cringiest post of the morning award
1x pack of two half egg and cress sandwiches (serves 2)
its giving
>>201899199You'd know :^)
Not gay, but the idea of being on all fours before the mighty presence of a muscular black man with an immense erection, saliva dribbling down my chin and tears pouring from my eyes as he looks down at me in satisfaction is so beautiful, my bumhole twitching in anticipation of his lovejust peng innit?
>>201899212Corr well she's just asking for it isn't she
anyone who eats mcdonalds or kfc is a lesser being
>>201898569LA CREATIVIDAD
love the 2 yanks who are always at each othres throat like tom and jerry
if i was on death row and got a last meal id get some egg and cress sandwiches, tomato soup to dip it in - eat the sandwiches and dip my hand in the boiling hot soup. thatd make headlines
>>201899185might be gay then ladgets me going proper like, especially after a couple of mins when her juices come out and you can taste her wetness
you read dumpfi read dempfwe are not the same
my feet smell :D
>>201899236nowt wrong with that
>>201899262toby ^^
>>201899265It tasted a bit tangy initially and then of nothing, maybe it needed condiments
egg and cress cereal
>>201899125i eat them as snacks and meals over the course of two or three daysthey're lushers pengolio
my twink feet fucking stink
sucking monkberry moon delight
Might go stand outside the Australian consulate and throw rotting fruit at the cars pulling in and out
egg and cress sex arse
RASPBERRY BERET
I've got nothing worthwhile to post.
egg and cress and milk sandwiches eaten with a cup of water
yank comedy double act called Craig & S
Reckon piss and nettle tea really washes down an egg and cress sandwich beautifully.
It is the longest sentence handed down so far over last month's violence, which erupted across the UK following the killing of three children in a stabbing at a dance class in Southport.Thomas Birley, 27, of Swinton, near Rotherham, previously pleaded guilty to a charge of arson with intent to endanger life, one count of violent disorder, and possession of an offensive weapon - a police baton.He was sentenced to nine years in custody with five years on licence as part of a 14-year extended sentence.
pbbbbbt
edward making fun of our names again
>>201898952screaming with laughter every time a troon uses "le cutesy anime" representation of themselves when they finna be looking like this irl lmaaaaao
ma'am we're all good cops
not sure why you lads have picked out my egg n cress enjoyment now when i've been posting about getting them all yearhttps://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/%22egg%20n%20cress%22/https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/%22egg%20n%20cressies%22/
>>201899365lol
>>201899379Looks like a software engineer
what the fuck is wrong with you lotstate of this thread
>>201899401wheres the fucking CRESS
what is cress
yank comedy double act called Randy Bender & Chuck Mungus
>>201899372And the men in Rotherham responsible for the rape of 1400 British girls?Their sentences?
opening the emergency exit door on the bus and everyone being sucked out
>>201899450It's spelt "water cress" you dumb spider muncher
off the boozevile much
i grew cress in my garden fro seeds once and didnt pick it all because "tee hee ill save it for later or let it die and grow back for later" and instantly it turned into an invasive weed
>>201899450poo
>>201899463Keys to the city
>>201899474Honestly is vile muck. It will destroy your head long before it destroys your liver
>>201899476that's why you buy the ready made sarnos lad
>>201899465
>>201899450a fucking leaf it's disgusting in egg
>>201899450Honestly is vile muck. It will destroy your head long before it destroys your garden
>>201899510they taste goodso does that sandwich filler
The lads
Morrison's > Tesco
>>201899537yepquick easy grab it out the fridge snack is an egg n cress sarnthe comfort of it being there ready made is part oft he appeallike designer clothes - it's about the brand image of a prepackaged egg n cressit's about the feeling you get when ya eat em
>>201899554'ckin 'ell is that mark lamarr?
just realised the main guy from stranger things is older than me wtf
>>201899372How much for the man in Leeds who set fire to the bus?
>>201899465These are the quality posts I come here for.Got to sift through the boring bastards for a while but you do occasionally find a gold nugget
>>201899620FOLC
the mothballs escaped again
if gubberment wants me to work they should give me methamphetamine simple as
Gardening mongs be like>I grow me own veg, saving a fortune on the big shop6 weeks later they have enough tomatoes to make enough pasta sauce for one meal and they've saved a quid.
taking my pet mossball out back and shooting it
>>201899613HE's A GREASY LOVER
Just realised Harry Kane is younger than me
>>201899476why would you grow cress unless you eat a fuck load of egg and cress sandwiches
>>201899745HES A 1950S BINMAN
>>201899723but you can take one tomato and squish it outside for more seeds to grow tomatos endlessly
>>201899723done the gardening mongs
Bought a peng tomahawk steak from the butchers
pet rock on the mdma
>>201899768Want to touch its balls desu
growing some eggs and cress in my yard
>>201899768horse very sickly horse with bad hair
Met a friend of a friend down the pub last week and he had a haggered face with greying receding hair and I was convinced he was at least 40. Turns out he was 28 (I'm 29).You can't help feeling sorry for them, can you?
Saw a post that decimates gardening mongs
>>201899554get them housed
Yes goy, don't be self-sufficient
>>201899813this is me
>>201899796just seen a webm of some fucking enormous horse nuts but i might not post it actually
Piss soaked dog cocks
>>201898810If you eat a lot of jalapenos you'll feel it the next day.
alri
>>201899920not this incel again
Come on lads, admit to something it took you way too long to find out.For me it was only just realising that The Beatles is spelled with 'Beat' instead of 'Beet'. I'm 34.
>>201899920thats a perfectly normal amount of jalapenos
you can't post the horses
any bribed man in
>>201899723paid a couple quid for some tomato seeds last year and was absolutely inundated, said we weren't gonna bother this year thoughcome June and all the seeds dispersed by dogberg helping herself last year have thrown up a plant each themselves
>>201899920Did you get that table from Warwick Davis?
>>201899949Wonder if the flap about when he's flying
post the horses
You look fun to talk to.
The US has always been the good guys, except for the brief periods of 1789-1860, 1866-1917, 1919-1933, and 1971-present.
Have a big jiggly arse and a 3 inch penis
10,000 years ago, The Annunaki created hydrogen protons and neurons, which fabrigated to hymosphere of our universeal anathomy. Do you understand what I'm saying, Joe?
>>201900006It's a really big plate
>>201900037arab Linus
stir
>>201900050corr get it on my face then cock
>>201900062this guy got the name of a metal wrong in his science binge and making shit up
>>201900050*slaps your arse**jiggles your tits*Waheyyyy fattie*punches your teeth in*
>>201899959based 'peno enjoyer>>201900006I did yeah but he had listed it as a dining table for 4 which I thought was a bit odd.
>>201899465i very rarely laugh out loud well done
>>201900037Linus "The CIA are trying to kill me so I've been living in a small village in South America for the last 3 years" tips
Just had coffee with sugar in Vile stuff
no its that britposter with the hoto edits of him standing in his kitchen or whatever. its the smile, not the eys
Big cold arse
rorke's da taking him a run out to IKEA
didn't order my vapes early enough yesterday so they're not arriving until monday fucked it
>>201900110Had to make it hostile didn't you? Evil twat.
>>201900144she fucks dogs then animates it and posts it on the internet
Just seen a woman with facial hair, got me spinning out a bit
If trannies are so disgusting, why do I want to shag them?
>>201900180Would spark this cunt out
>>201900199Because you are utterly vile
women fuck dogs you know
>>201900218Big man can beat up a woman can he? Ooh you're hard
>>201900195No Diego, white women fucking dogs isn't a thing that actually happens outside the niche porn you like.
They got the final boss of the rioters people in their 20s look old now why
>>201900233
who said anything about "white"?
mad how 'clean' and 'cleanliness' and pronounced completely differently
>>201900259He looks about 27
Moved on from shagging black men to shagging dogs now have we? The gimmicks just get better and better
tired ladstired of it allneed to rediscover my energy and enthusiasm
>>201900218You couldn't spark a match
I've never had a cock up my arse except for that time in uni when I took 5.Why are you lot so gay?
women never even have fucked dogs (they do though)
>>201900274They're different words, of course they're pronounced differently you mong
>>201900234I thought everyone did. ..
mad how I could just hop and grindr and get a shag nearly instantly
>>201900259>the only person to plead not guilty in all of these trials is a Labour brown L M A O
>>201900315no they dont, its a stupid rumour
get the bloody oil just stopped and get the oasis tickets bought
mad how 'con' and 'constantinople' are pronounced completely differently
they do
>>201900338Oasis fans don't like Just Stop Oil you spazmoid
>>201900336I've seen it
dragosaurstrannysaurus rexwoke brigade
>>201900347
IMPOSTERS
>>201900358Emily, 21 from Reigate, does and she's got tickets
getting ill and I cant tell if its an actual illness or overtraining
>>201900259looks his age
>>201900361you watch bestiality porn, that doesnt mean all women fuck dogs
>>201900375reminder this is the person behind the screen who projects onto people and also posts race bait for what was it today like 6 hours
>>201900441That's not a person. That's a webm.
>>201899953Hyperbole is pronounced "hi-per-bo-lee" and not "hyper-bowl"
>>201900375kek thats my terminal visual interface is that, love looking at mice
"[Celebrity] looks UNRECOGNISABLE in recent candid shots"(they've grown a beard and are wearing a hat)
want sunstein to fuck off
>>201900199becausa eu are mentally ill
fucking get the oil just stopped and get the ASOS, Zara, Boohoo, very.co.uk, River Island, Pretty Little Thing and White Fox orders delivered and get the returns picked up as well (in a different van)
dont want to say anything to it or ese he might think im being nice in his crossed-wires little brain
>>201900259that guy lived more in his 27 years than any of us will in 100
egg and cress
Somebody tell Diego I hope he's having a nice day
smegg and cress
>they all want his mamba>what was that love?>n-nothing mum, just on COD again haha>okay, your dinner's ready
could use a fucking curry right now ngl. Im thinking lamb rogan, peshwari naan, popadoms n onion bhaji fuuuaaaaaaaaaarrrrkkkk
If the janny doesn't start doing his job I'm going to start something
egge
Imagine going to prison at 27 for 9 yearsWould kill meself
>>201900259my HERO
>>201900552
>arbitrary filesizes, dimensions and even aspect ratiosadmirable
>>201900581youre white
>>201898794You're eating 20 sausages a week?
Mental how badly I mindraped him
>>201900616Eating?
>>201900562I SAID YOU WANNA BE STARTIN SOMETHIN
*crickets*
guys do you wipe your bum standing or sitting be honest.
>>201900556more of a saagwala man myself love spinach
He's resetting his router as we speak
>>201900666Sitting
plain spinach sandwich
"Diego looks UNRECOGNISABLE in recent candid shots"(he's got poo smeared across his lips and is wearing an Aldi bag as a vest)
>>201900666don't wipe my bum
>>201900540mmhmm... Jah bless
>>201900702good man>>201900683fuuuaaaaarrrk im on a pretty intense cut right now but I might sack it off just for today>>201900724rank
Doing an enema
LEARN TO SWIM
>>201900627that's ai dawg crazy how much more powerful it's got in the last 9 months, my local model could barely get a 512x512 one out thentime to make hentai
>>201900180>too close to the bag>dropping his hands>off balance>wtf was that rollI would destroy this "girl" in the ring
rolling a blunt
>>201900777>>too close to the bagEr you have to touch the bag, retard
>>201900800raaaaaaah sooooooool
>>201900741both me I'm the smelly bum spinach man
Have you ever done a mum?
>>201900811eager for the baton x
>>201900819ahahahahahacheck out this croatian tune https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0CnyoGQgDs
>>201900701hate it when authors self-insert into the story
>>201900848yh, she showed me pics of her daughter after shagged (the daughter was older than me)
>>201900848Nah, sucked off a dad tho
>>201900906We get it, Heathermong.
>>201900888L O N D O NONDON
>>201900870Her daughter fit?
>>201899868get her in the arms of a Syrian refugee, ASAP
>>201900931not bad
OHHHHH HE'S HURT
>>201900850I like it. Going to Croatia soon.
New thread OP is gay
>325sorry am I running a charity here?
>>201900927Nope
>>201900950those windrush batons still living rentfree in her head x
There should be a film about the Germans rescuing Mussolini from prison. Mission Impossible type shit.
>>201900951Proper elite athlete that
get the new made. NOW *windows and glasses shake*
>>201901013>>201901013
>>201900958if you tell people you like Dino Dvornik they'll love you, listen to his other stuff
>>201900722??
