tortoise edishhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>201916187First
scromitting
haha look at the tortoise
(8) mix some pity with some self hate (8)
francine from american dad
>>201916201just search for his spamiam posts on the archive and copy funny ones, it proper sets him off
>>201916187good edish! cute!
meanwhile in greenock
Remember seeing equity release adverts with Carol Vorderman when I was young. Now she's apparently an anti-tory working class spokesman after screwing generations out of inheritance
>>201916300look like bez
>>201916300he looks monged out of his rocker on spazmo pills
*grabs you by the scruff of the neck*
What do you think about my turtles?
>>201916237absolute twat
>>201916187So my uncle worked at Nintendo back in the 1990s and he told me that they hid an entire half of Super Mario 64 but that it is generally inaccessible to the player. Apparently, a lot of these game companies hide entire halfs of their games.
nth for the gyaldem
>>201916337would make nice soup
>>201916290Got banned for pretending to be mousey once and saying noncey stuff
/brit/feel is here so that means every thread has to be 2 new threads being made
>>201916300"cant park there" incoming in 5...
just a reminder that the last government wanted to build a road under Stonehenge. what a nasty evil little government they were
got the window open and a nice breeze wafting throughvery tempted to get my bollocks out
>>201916337cool skin patternsis it not really possible to give them enough water to swim around in
anyone got the video games on?
>>201916381nothing better than dropping trou on a cold winter day and pissing all over the snow.
>>201916375that road is proper bad for traffic sometimes, but a tunnel was the most bizarre insane unworkable solution imaginable
>>201916337Mit salad essen
>>201916373it's just cansmonghe is very desperate to have his shit gimmick as the OPgenuinely sees it like how companies view their ad being on the ad boards when a goal is scored in the footiepathetic
>>201916300
>>201916409not yet will have later
open the fucking pubs
>>201916412>bizarre insane unworkable solution imaginableyou just named every Tory policy since 2014.
can't stop becoming a braindead caveman who can't control his urges when I see a pair of tits
>>201916440kek
>>201916437the original meme is 100x better than this ridiculous ai butchering. get a better hobby mate.
when did you last clean your room?
>>201916437heh
business idea: broccoli sandwiches
>>201916375Oh you mean the tunnel that's further away than the current A road?
>>201916465xrin rapist freak >>201916494hmm i'll ive you 50k for 50%
>>201916440lovely
>>201916440
>>201916481usually every few months i give it a clean. most of the mess is around my desk so it's not that bad.
>>201916381I'm currently just in my boxers, getting the 'llocks out is a good shout though
>>201916440based
>>201916480Sorry I took the piss out of one of your countrymen
>>201916409witcher 2 atm
>>201916495pretty cool tbf
>>201916373Not my fault retards post the /new/ early and trigger jannies now is it
>>201916588me after 2 bottl;es of wine
How do you get over the fact that you'll never own a home? I feel like my life is wasted
>>201916562of course this is how you interpret my post. brain rotted bastard.
>>201916588Reminds me of cops with the dwarf
mental how all of the fit lasses on the apps always have something in their bio about black or brown lads only, not even joking
>>201916300Last time anyone gives Beavis and Butthead directions.
>>201916588*rolls into /brit*
>>201916627proxy on belgnonce
chocolate hobnobsis there a better snack?
>>201916507what a preposterous ideahave a sneaking suspicion a lot of these projects are designed to never get off the ground so the government can pretend any public works are impossible
wondered why there wasnt a stream of filtered posts coming in and its just because i was in the wrong thread
>>201916588SOUTHEND MENTIONED
There's no proof Spaino still posts here.
>>201916672what are your finger nails like?
>>201916600is he ok
>>201916610No need to sign off your posts here mate
world needs another mega project. a canal or something.
>>201916700dead :(
>>201916690I cut them yesterday.
White women have been really quiet since this dropped
>>201916601state of you
bombed those fruitfreak flies with deoderant and a lighter
>>201916705screaming
urmm based
>>201916705sent that slimy sasquatch sailing
>>201916705splattered that cunt to the four winds
>>201916672Would sodomise you with a fire poker
hope I die in my sleep tonight
>>201916731cut your finger nails off but not your willy?curious.
>>201916705sent that sexless twat to the kuiper belt
>>201916765Why
>>201916733this is why i have yellow fever.
>>201916733need these words seared into every millenial and gen zs brain to save the world
>>201916818you are Chinese
>>201916765same, good luck
>>201916705LEAFY'S IN A BOX IN A BOXLEAFY'S IN A BOX NANANANANANANANANAAAA
>>201916660>these projects are designed to never get off the groundwell yea they're underground!!
>>201916831would be weird to be chinese and have yellow fever wouldn't it? doesn't really work like that
find myself becoming more attracted to black women and other races when I previously never noticed them, probably something to do with the fact that im a 27 year old volcel
oh everyones a funny comedian now
>>201916717
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUDjRZ30SNohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUDjRZ30SNohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUDjRZ30SNo
>>201916854
Made a post on another board and I actually omitted a word/made a mistake but then I read it back and it's actually funnier than what I intended
>>201916705oldest trick in the book
Please, Mr resdefault is my father, call me max
Preposterous Prespoterous Pretosperous Pterosaurus
>>201916927>>201916705proud to say that I introduced this to this general, all me as it were
Not been a great day for me. Felt very tired and low in energy throughout. I also developed a headache during the afternoon.
where's the china ai thing
>>201916936
>>201916936ahahahaha
>>201916964yeah great activity for your discord buddies to partake in
>>201916974>>>/tv/203279374
>>201916871Begin with your Family
weren't funny though
>>201916187Why would a trial have two diets? Intermediate and Trial.Is that bad?
>>201916968Such is the reality of a WORKING PERSON
I CAN'T BREATHE
>Cost of furnishing flats for asylum seekers 'too good a deal' to tell the public.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZI5g5Kgtux4
post good /brit/ish architecture
>>201917094gramps, this meme is deader than that negro. catch up on the times.
>>201917097probably get it from that third-hand place where they send those people to work at to build furniture sometimes. that places sells expensive stuff for five pounds!
does anybody else hate clutter in their house? makes me feel all annoyed when there's shite lying about
>>201917102Jeremy Kyle was such a guilty pleasure of mine It's like a working class zoo
>>201917006you've been DONE pal. HEEMED
can't wait for cycletoil tomorrow morning, morning cardio has completely changed my outlook on the rest of my day for the better
>>201917121>>201917029
I’m ONLY 24
Mad that Thousands die every few years from shootings in the US
mars NEEDS moms
>>201916187
why do middle aged women keep falling in love with me
>>201917310nobody is falling in love with me anymore :(
>>201917310cos youre mentalyl ill and no one eve knows who you are x
>>201917184agree. I do parkrun on Saturday mornings and it makes me feel accomplished for the rest of the day.
#1 hatecrimer against that minority award
I love English people so much it's unreal
He's right you know
>>201917376love you too x
(8) becafeful what you ish for cos u might just might get i (8)
I cant think of a single ugly american woman. Theyre all PERFECT
>>201917397who's right? you honestly think i'm opening this imagine and reading a novella to find out?
>>201917406stop this
>>201917428those women all look well similar
I’m planning to travel to Japan in October and iam kind of stressed about being fat while there, iam 175 cm, 150 KG, Ive been fat all my life, I know it’s dangerous and not the best way to live life (I’ve tried to loose weight and have lost and gained weight multiple times so please I don’t need any weight loss tips, thx tho)
>>201917310corr imagine plapping some 50 year old office lady sloppy puss
>>201917461you're a big guy
>>201917461>175cm>150kgWHAT THE FUCKLOL
>>201917397Based. We live in purposefully gay times becauase you arent allowed to have kids anymoreYou have to be gay or else woke mob will tear you apart
>Grindr is giving me ads for camgirlskek, the worst targeting
>>201917097we don't have the breakdown but we know the scheme was budgeted for £110 million per year and the home office ended up spending £2.6 billion
Immensely jealous that there are blokes out there who have sucked on Sydney Sweeneys tits and had them slapping their faces while she grinds on their dick.Absolutely malding that there are men that lucky.
>>201917513straight people use grindr too mate
>>201917513cheating men like camgirls too
>>201917525lol that is basically me hah
Chaturbate is giving me ads for gay poo bum wank pornWoke gone mad
>>201917461so being fat brings you stress like this that should tell you all you need to know about what you have to do for yourself. and yes, you will be the joke of the month for many many japanese youth who see your fat ass waddling around.
>>201917555Your horrible.
im kinfa famous for sucking naked tits in london clubs haha unforuntately that also got me banned from half of them
>>201917555Temporarily made me wish i was a japanese youth
all migrants cost is white peoples lives. government dont care about that cost because the population will explode later. all those people will e going to the benefits office to register themselves and their wives, their other wives registering later
>>201917586this is reality. don't pretend you don't take the piss out of tourists that look/act weirdly in your country as well.
cracking good deal this lads
>>201917591
reading The Courage To Be Disliked by two Japanese people and they argue that people who are in undesirable life positions are there because they want to be, and they put up barriers in their mind to deliberately keep themselves in that statefor example, a person who doesn't go out of the house is doing it deliberately because they may garner more attention from a parent who didn't show them love as a child
might not post here for a fe wweeks and all thjat means is the latest girl i'ms eeing is taking up tmy time so i cant shitposte iwth y'all haha
>>201917461Sat next to a fat bloke on the bus the other day who was so fat he needed a personal fan on his face or he'd overheat. Bear in mind it was only about 16 degrees and raining
brutal
this is now a gay chat room. so sucked any willies lately?
hard to maintain the facade after a few bevvies spainoprobably best to put the name down until next week now
>>201917676c u diego hjope you treat her right x
>>201917676you spent all day race baiting and spamming the thread with gay retarded/AI shit because of a made-up rule you said you would follow if there is anyone else in the thread at the same time as you. you post it on other days of the week
>>201917698reckon when he sits on the train in the 40 degree humidity of nippon he'll sweat off about 50kg alone.
>>201917525Madness innit
>>201917732dont get it
>>201917622hard to tell who's a tourist over here these days
>>201917740mousenoncei l;ove you for the postcountsi hate oyu for the schizophrenia x
>>201917622tourists? in Crewe?
>>201917745Weird because I didn't ask what you thought
sit/stand desks, meme or not?
>>201916187why he screm
>>201917785get your shit together
>>201917660Coop near me does stuff like this a lot, get like £15 of stuff for £6
>>201917800do not step on turtle
>>201917811?
mind blowing how fit he is
>>201917787omg I live in crewe
>>2019174282nd best Emma after Watson
>>201917796I've got a standing desk converter, it's a bit of a meme but I do like it
>>201917792hormones going wild with all that fat mind controlling your body mate.
>>201917815Kek the islanders don't know what Coop is
>>201917828Hate this tranny
just become a sumo wrestler
can't post that
>A handful of medieval sources allege that a group of Anglo-Saxons led by Earl Siward of Gloucester departed England after the Norman Conquest and sailed to Constantinople to join the Varangian Guard. As reward for their service, the Byzantine Emperor Alexios Komnenos later rewarded these Anglo-Saxons with a strip of land located on the shores of the Black Sea. There, surrounded by heathens, they established a colony and embraced a lifestyle in exile.
>>201917854No mice
>>201917796some merit to standing desks. certainty beats sitting down all day. nice to have the option.
diego x mousenoncehighest postcounters in history
>>201917828She looks like she smells like if you lick your hand and let it dry
>>201917872kill yoruselfmy last post to you
>>201917869??
>>201917871sumos do a lot of training every day that builds a steel frame under all that blubber.
>>201917800his hungry
>>201917881true. Crimea is English clay and some of the place names there to this day can be traced back to the English settlers
is there really a problem with plugging an extension into an extension if you aren't doing it for big appliances? does it still exist if I'm only powering a laptop, monitor, a phone and a fan or whatever?
>>201917854WE LOVE YOU MOUSEYWE DO
i wish someone would make something to find out the average respose/reply rate to each of spaindownsyndromes posts through all of his personasnot that they would be accurate numbers with all the samefagging he does it would just be nice to break reality to him and how little he gets
all in here>>>/bant/21163008>>>/bant/21163008>>>/bant/21163008>>>/bant/21163008>>>/bant/21163008
>>201918031diego x mousenoncehighest postcounters in history
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Al_Jazerhooting at this
>>201918021Lower voltage across the line i reccon
Er, lads, just back from the chips shop. Got the cans tooBut they have this absolutely stunning Sadhbh that's ginger in there that calls everyone hunI think I'm in love and probably going to get banned from thereif I continue staring at her
>>201918021The problem would be if you plug 4 things into both extensions and go beyond the ampage limit on the fuse on the first extension.If you're plugging a 13A extension into another 13A extension and only using the additional plugs on the "end" extension it's fine
>>201918021i don't think it's a problem for things that don't require a lot of power but it's not optimal
>>201918074Am I supposed to know what a Sadhbhdhbhdhbh is you mick cunt?
spaincunt "couldnt" post on "his" day because of some random rule that he made up in his own head about NO ONE ELSE being allowed to be posting at the same time or else he will have a "tantrum", so he posted race bait all day for 10+ hours ITT because he couldnt sit there with the diego namefield on. then he did it anyway. then he got bored and turned on his other avatar
Unpopular video game opinion?Splinter Cell is better than Metal Gear Solid.The first 3 Splinter Cell games absolutely mog those janky Kojima hack titles. Snake also sounds fucking gay, Sam being voiced by Michael Ironside is kino.
>>201918134It's pronounced 'Georgia'
>>201918074fuck off you annoying cringecase
spaincunt spammed race bait cuck/rape fanfic in the thread for 10+ hours today and youre still talking to him
>>201918147never played it but i did play the shit out of ghost recon jungle storm on the ps2
Venezuelan lad on grindr just called me daddy in Spanish
Spotted a racism, lads
>>201918205you sure he wasnt calling you potato
mum and brother having massive fight. glasses have been smashed
>>201917676>>201917738>>201917737>201918205
>>201918230get in there and show them who the real alpha dog is of the household.
>>201918231?
>>201918230
>>201918220Yeah. Lad has a huge arse as well
Do NOT look up all the children that go missing near Kings Cross Station in London
What do you lads think about when you go to sleep? For me the last few daydreams have been:>Coming on in the 83rd minute at the world cup final against France/Germany/Spain and (3-0 down) and scoring 3 goals then a 4th to bring it home in the 90+8'>Being a rookie F1 driver for a shit team but bring so good that I win the WDC in my first year>Shooting myself in the head>Being some sort of futuristic supersolider like Master Chief and saving the day
>>201918230speccy cunt, hope you got spares
pull up a groove and get fabulous
>>201918283i usually just doomscroll youtube until i can't keep my eyes open. thinking hurts.
>>201918313Spaino, in his natural habitat wearing one of his mum's dresses
I don’t know who “spaino” or “diego” or whoever is. All I know is the schizo that posts the mice and the Belgian that posts the race cuck shit, the latter of whom needs to be melted in a melting room.
>>201918328doggy :)
>>201918283last few days have been just thinking about how lonely I am and how much I miss exberg, thinking about memories together and just internally crying myself to sleep. had a dream last night though that some girl was using me as a footstool, not sure why but I liked it, not a weird freak like that.
>>201918230Yeah
Who the fuck is spainlad?
>>201918249Nah hiding upstairs>>201918298Meant glass as in pint glass
Every single American school shooter of the past two years has been a Troon
What if your dad actually does work at Nintendo but no one believes you because of the meme
>>201918379not a good look mate.
gamerneck moment
>>201918380because he has long hair? don't get it
>>201918385used to tell people on RuneScape that I'd get their account banned because my dad was a customer service agent at playstation
someone called me an autistic child yesterday
>>201918283Being a lesbian
>>201918350hmmsorry to hear that lad
>>201918394Honestly it’s best I don’t get involved else it just gets even worse
>>201918380Side view of emma watson
>>2019182713 brothers is a fucking nightmare household when you're all between 14-20 and not good at communicating
>>201918380school shootings have become such an integral part of yank culture i'm starting to believe it was orchestrated by 3 letter organizations as a form of social manipulation and control.
Is the lad whose sister died who I was talking to yesterday ITT. I never forgot to reply to your last message
my mum once told my mate he had to be nice to me because I had died in RuneScape a few days prior and was upset
>>201918446family problems festering and erupting like this will only cause headache and heartache later down the road.
>>201918489Thought you just ignored me
>>201918521oh mate
>>201918422Fake linkarchive.is/SblVF
>>>>/r9k/brit
On about trannies now are we /brit/?
>>201918596just one person with HPD looking for much needed attention.
Why is someone spamming trannies?
>>201918529Is what it is mate
*sigh*
>>201918690>>201918690>>201918690
>>201918446Move out, half-way home if you must
>Billy Connolly Catholic Celtic fan>Kevin BridgesCatholic Celtic fan>Frankie BoyleCatholic Celtic fanso do proddies in scotland just not do comedy?is it protestant-haram or summat?
just seen a spamming/flooding
>>201918711Catholics are soulless libshits
thats why they do so much comedy
>>201918742shagged that cunt up the arse
>>201918574The fabled ugly lesbian
It is still every young Welshman's dream to go a work down the pit.
>>201918707Don’t think we have those
>>201918674Think we did that in school but backwards with whiteboard and permanent pens
ah... hello all
>>201918690>>201918690We're all in here
>>201918674We usually just drew cocks
do brits learn about the american revolution or american civil war in school
>>201918909good morno
>>201918960Nope
>>201919014do brits learn about oliver cromwell and edward the confessor
i dont want a damn new
>>201919067i didnt learn anything AT ALL about cromwell/civil war
>>201919067No, it always went back to WW2 for us
>>201916210>>201916210>>201916210RECYCLE
>>201918986how'd your day treat you lad
>>201919067We just did great fire of London, Atlantic slave trade and victorians
>>201919166Oh yeah and ww2
>janny
and so goes the new
>>201919166>great fire of Londonfunny
make a new thread or my dad will beat up your dad
>he does it for free
>>201919325which of your dads, this is important
you know, its considered bad practise to advertise your sale in global chat right after someone else does theirs
how the lads look at you when they ask you to make a new for them
>>201919398marge sold the murder house!
>>201919431ahaha
>>>/int/brit>>>/int/brit>>>/int/brit
>>201919500>>201919500>>201919500
vegan Gorgonzola pizza, I'm very happy
