Indian munchybox edition
>>201928402Corr
watching the 'ay 'orn
Sir Tobias Mousington MBE
toby bussy ^.^
things NOT to say to them if you want jury duty: >all criminals are wasters >im a waster things TO DO: >go to a lawyer and pay him like £50 to pretend you are a witness (but really you are jury) and let him prepare you for the court and how to speak to them
Looking for movie or TV show suggestions.My favourite TV shows are Mr Inbetween, Breaking Bad, and Severance.
i aint fussy bout no tobussy
pay them like £300 $500
>>201928449I just started watching Billions. Nothing to report about it. Its a show.
>>201928449home movies
>>201928402bharat w
im sorry for being such a cunt to all of the people here who are trying to genuinely be nice to me and im getting them mixed up or giving them abuse, and i havent apologized before for that either
It would be funny if someone replied to the anon asking about TV shows with "gay porn"
>>201928476don't worry about it we are all cunts
>>201928476 its okay toby i understand*kisses your willy*
>>201928402Gonna just blog into the void here if you don't mind: you ever just randomly google people from your past? I was reminded of a teacher's aide at my old school and decided to look him up, turns out he passed away two years ago. He was a super nice guy, always smiling and happy, was also super good at math. Everybody drink to Scott, wherever he is
Back from the G club. Lots of fit G's.
>trying to curry favor with the crowdAny regular knows how much of an awful person you are
>>201928476keep fighting the good fight mousey
really need help for my crippling depression but i don't know how to get it
>>201928468That looks pish.>>201928469Don't think I'm in the mood for a show like that but I'll keep it in mind for the future.
Stop replying to yourself you gimboid
>>201928521start by going outside more and not eating like shit
I should be allowed to die peacefully of my own volition, I can't take it all anymore
got a 240hz monitor but really disappointed because apparently most gay porn is only shot as high as 60fps after looking everywhere for the last 4 hours
>>201928511I made a FB account just to see what cunts I went to school with are up to. I saw that one of my best mates is engaged now.
must be bliss being some ignorant continental swine and not knowing who or what any /brit/ personalities or gimmicks are
>>201928534who's going to punish you once you're dead, idiot?
HAIL TOBYHAIL OUR PEOPLEHAIL VICTORY
>>201928521Well you're in Australia so that's a good start, you can access that free 'elfcare. First things first: find a professional that you like and go from there. You might have to shop around for a while until you find a therapist you click with so don't worry about that. Heard recently that regular exercise has been proven to be just as, if not more effective against depression than SSRIs. Now, that's not to say you shouldn't take SSRIs if you and your doctor think that's the right move for you, but it does show the power that exercise contains. I believe in you, anon. You deserve happiness. Let me know if you have any questions I'll be lurking ITT for a while longer.
>5:00It looms
>>201928586but tomorrow's saturday, surely you're not some gimp that has to work saturdays?
>>201928585Nice disney movie fantasy world you live in>Just talk to someone>Just exercise lol!The world is sick and no amount of medicating your feelings away is going to change it
FUCK!
>>201928521off to the pub with you ASAP
>>201928596I meant the time... it .... oh nevermind
>>201928620>Nooooo you can't try to improve your mental health and wellbeing, you have wallow in your own sloth and be miserable like me!!!!I think you should take the same advice I gave Ausanon.
>>201928620>Just exercise lol!You should try it some time, toby
gay porn
>>201928669corrrr corrrrr
alri
watching a YouTube video before bed (about PCMO) or PCP c:
gay porn *giggles*
lesbian porn
>>201928704*cricket sounds*
might become a detective so i get to inform people that their family members are deadcould also do that as a doctor but being a doctor is too much work
would probably shag an elf if they were real
>>201928402I wish I was British sometimes
>>201928730I wish I was a cowboy in the height of the old west
ever met a Bulgarian?
>>201928726>no Dobby, you're not getting the sock tonight
>>201928748...yh
Got the GP on
>>201928730if that's true then you aren't fully aware of how much of a shithole britain is
Britain isnt a shithole and if it is its not because of immigrants but selfish white trash ransacking Lush stores.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxPcJTU-A8Uon some type shii
>>201928914>words words words thanks, leftypol
>you have interacted with actual full blown trannies, paedophiles and criminals on this siteEww
Jenrick, favourite to win the leadership, supports Trump. Badenoch, second favourite, is a fan of Douglas Murray. The Tories have ditched Conservatism and become a far-right movement. This is a disaster for British democracy
>>201928402hiThank you for mentioning India!
>>201928968at least theyre listening to the feedback and are using towels to wipe their sweatstill no gloves
sucking an everlasting gobstopper
Took this britanon idea and turned into reality. Are you buying this?
>>201929056Not at those prices
>>201928704
went to the club, negged some birds, got a shag
just sucked a tennis ball up my arse
>>201929146alri andré agayssi
>>201928968had a lot of Guinness last night and farting up a stormshall be dropping something like this succulent meal out of my arse later
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNjxJNu1YqQ&ab_channel=ConanEdogawa
feel like SHIT
Nikocado Avacado got thin, reckon it's time for me to finally stop being a fat cunt.
favourite Columbo episode?
>>201929341never watched much Columbomore of a Monk man
for me it's cadfael
I'm so fucking thirsty right now, I'm overheating and need so much water. Seriously I don't remember the last time I was this parched. I should be drinking some water but instead I'm here telling you how much I need to have a drink.
>>201929335he looks like so many ukrainiansjust this weird tatar mongrel
>>201929414https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4U_xmfSwYSw&ab_channel=EnVyyou know what to do
just an average night of drinking at the pub 5/6 pints raises my resting heart rate for two days afterwards
>>201929056Yes I buy
>>201929476raises my resting fart rate desu
>>201929335fucking hell it’s real that’s acsh insane
All hail Anon, king of the Angles and the Saxons, lord protector of all the British Isles.
Vive le roy Guillaume le Conquérant, sauveur d'Angleterre.
am gay and eat poo
uh... alri everyone...
second wee of the day completed
got the xev bellringer on
>>201929849Good isn't sheMight pop some tara tainton on myself
>>201929758good morning mate
>>201929849which kino?
>>201929561Are you norman?
>>201929901xev is all yours
>>201929903no, i'm pierre
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkGjoRPpWqAain't no way
ate chinaman food last night now my tummy is gurgling
>>201929959probably cooking up a poo
>>201929961Munted
>>201929961ruined by the jew ink
Mighy cop
I'm in a relationship with an autistic Disney adult who is utterly obsessed with me. She is increasingly unstable and even said she'd die if I left her.What have I got myself into lads. I should have stayed an incel. We've watched The Lion King 5 times this week.
>>201929978big tits?
should be legal to smoke darbs wherever and whenever you like, up to and including operating rooms during surgery
>>201929978hope she cheats on you with a bbc
it's saturdaypost cats!
If we need immigrunts then why don't we import Mexicans instead of ugly niggers?
>>201929978This is the BEST foundation for a stable cuck relationship, congrats mateGet a BBC up her ASAP
can i just point out this lad has at least 8900 pictures on his phone and i'm guessing 99% of them are shitty little memes he posts on /brit/
>>201929993Yes, huge actually.>>201930005She's unironically scared of black people, like legitimately scared. She grips my hand like a vice and gets really close to me when we walk past one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YR5USHu6D6Uchoon
>>201930005>>201930017Legitimate mental illness
*sneaks past /brit/*
>>201929978Punch her senseless until her nose is non-existent and her eyes look like two giant plums.
Might just shit myself
post your racist autistic gf's gigantic tits or fuck right off
>>201930006
>>201930023Well done for figuring it out mate I could've changed the file name but I've got nothing to hide
>>201928402A black physician from deep south is still richer than a richest european baron
negging a pozhole with my miracle poo
>>201929978is she fit though?
>>201930039Shan't>>201930105Yeah
Nikocado weight loss sex arse
>>201930055well maybe you should hide your autism
My body is a majestic Welsh creation Could quit my job tomorrow and earn 800 a day on only fans
things that don't work on linux on my laptop>the fingerprint reader (obviously)>the function key that turns the webcam off
ava thats not normal
>>201930135Anyone posting on /brit/ at 7 in the morning is autistic anyway
Every single story told by a woman is about 6 or 7 people you've never met, is barely coherent and then she tells you not to say a word of it.
>>201929978>>201930025>>201930127>i have a fit gf with massive tits but she makes me watch le lion kingkys
>>201929961lil piffy x
need a worsley gf
nth for the gyaldem
>>201930240would love to shag her while she's dressed as medieval nobel woman
my erections now never feel as hard as when i was a teenager
>>201930280on for my 3rd coom in 5 hours
Just learned the Gen z boss and a mini girls do not work at an actual company its an Herbalife type mlm scam for skincare instead of smoothies
>>201930256It's mental how a 6/10 Chinese girl clears them.
done my poo now
hay fever is fucking horrendous this morn lads
>>201930202not true my mum told me a story about her cat doing a wee down the plughole in both the bath and the shower then other day
just woke up
sunberg will be doing shinetoil right into my flat all day making me a big sweaty slug
alri?
>>201930372cheers big ears aha x
>>201930372alri seraphim lugs lad
>>201930359more of a light rain and gentle breeze mood in my flat
time for more footyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oeFuvDXlOjs
a chap on the /pol/ said yesterday that:>Therapy exists to give people who lack accountability (namely women and neurotic men/gays) the space to recontextualize past events in a manner that somewhat diminishes the underlying shame that has caused you to seek out therapy in the first place. It's an exercise in vanity and this is coming from someone who (regrettably) majored in the field of Psychologydo you agree with him?
you lads have flats? I'm in my smelly childhood bedroom still
>>201930402my therapist saved my lifeso no
>>201930392
>>201930406probably about time to grow up, no?
my rapist saved my life
marrakech raped my wife
need it back ladsneed it back right now
found out about locked chats in whatsapp so can now keep all my gay antics secure rather than worry about a cheeky fruity notification popping up and people seeing or needing a second phone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TZqqasVgac
>>201930455bent cunt
>>201930402>/pol/tard gets a surface level understanding of a subject and thinks he's an experta tale as old as time
wish i lived either in the late 1800s or in the distant future
>>201930320Ney chance
>>201930402Somewhat
>>201928402would demolish although having chips there instead of rice seems like some kind of cardinal sin plus you just know that's gonna be a C tier sloppa curry if its included in a munchy box
piss smells like sugar puffs
bacon black pudding and hash brown bap with brown sauce down the pie hole
GET THE FUCKING POO SCRANNED
still haven't found out who ate all the pies
>>201930728based pig blood enjoyer
That’s haram bruv
>>201930736read this to the tune of i still haven’t found what i’m looking for by u2
>>201930256
the options:A: make smashed avo on toast with sosij and egg at homeB: go down the cafe for a big fryupC: greggs
>>201930406I do although all it meant was I expanded from a smelly bedroom into a smelly flat
>>201930773if dubs go to greggs and the cafe
eating nigger shit
why can't we just keep cities clean
>>201930810greggs AND the cafe? you're insane
>>201930829Coonwogs
>>201930829when I went to Japan there were almost no bins anywhere, yet the streets were sparkling cleanpeople actually took their rubbish home with themthrowing it on the ground wasn't just unheard of, it was unthinkable
coffee has made its way down the gullet and into the bowelscan feel pootoil looming
4 advisories from the MOTshan't be doing anything about it though
>>201930773get the fry up scranned ladgreggs is grim and avocado is also grim so it leaves only one logical option
Moggedhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzmYvLKJmGo
>>201930905seems like sound logic although I reject your notion that avocado is grim
get the mandingo meat missiles launched at white wombs
wet out
Doing a three-stretch from /tv/ for posting about Nickocado Avocado. Janny's a poomplex.
>>201930916fair enough, I just think it's slimy and the texture is horrid
>>201930929Next time please take 3 dicks
>>201930879how do we even begin to teach people not to litter? it's a lack of accountability/ownership that is ingrained in western culture. i heard there's no graffiti in japan either
>>201930903Based
>>201929849More of a LegendaryLootz preggo content man myself
catberg working overtime on meowtoil this morning
>>201930960I think it would have to start in schools, and not just making them watch a short video about littering but a full on campaign that lasts throughout their time in school and involves public shaming for anyone caught doing it
We have to establish a racial society
it's a fucking crime that Xev did barely any lactation content while she was up the duff
>>201930402Load of shite
>>201930829Mad how this is in the richest council in London
>>201930960Mandatory beatings for anyone caught littering.
>>2019309034 advisories:>Have sex>Have sex>Have sex>Have sex
>>201931028It really isKukina Squirt is good though
>>201931073not a particularly impressive feat considering most of them are going bankrupt
Protestantism is based.
>>201931028gabbie carter does a load now did a wank to her squirting her own breast milk over some fellas wilkins then licking it off
>>201931130ok
I've never SEEN a 1:13 and I never fucking will. 1:12 baby Till the day I fucking die. Yes!
egg and poo and wee and willy and arse and chebs and scran and gay and slags and choons and and and and
driven on the motorway twice now it's not too bad but I don't like that I have to contantly keep changing lanes to the right otherwise I'll be taken off the next exit
TOBUSCUS
>>201931224Love how this fella got accused of rape and then went off the deep end and became a right wing conspiracy nonce.The rapist to right winger pipeline is fascinating
>>201931161she has a hentai tier tits now, it's glorious
>>201931218>it's not too bad but I don't like that I have to contantly keep changing laneswhat? You don't have to change lanes to make an exit mate they're on slip roads
Middlesbrough
>>201931175look at the clutchness
>>201931218yeah great just don't sit in the fucking middle lane at 65mph
>>201931175kino
>>201931301erm actually I will be doing that thanks
sky man coming next week to install the internetbeen on me 4G for 3 weeks now, not streamed a single video in that time
>>201931396what’s going to be your first 4k pornographic gigawank?
hello you absolute legends
>>201931396when I was in this situation I would predownload films on Netflix using mcdonalds WiFi then watch them at home
In defence of the office Pizza PartyNo employer can afford to give you a pay rise every time you work hard or have a busy period. Giving you the cost of the pizza instead split between the average company would give you maybe a fiver and that's even more insulting.A pizza party is simply a nice gesture.
half time is overhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oeFuvDXlOjs
>>201931407believe it or not I don't do a whole lot of porn wanking. Probably just get caught up on my youtube videos and such>>201931439yeah I predownloaded a fair few before I had to switch to 4G. Probably watched more films in the last 2 weeks than the last 2 years. Having no internet does wonders for the attention span. When you know you can't just click away from the film and get back to browsing it forces you to watch it.
>>201931446They should be terminated by Bolsheviks.
might watch some noncehunting
Here's a fact for you lads. Russia has the right to liberate and exterminate Ukraine, Poland, Estonia, Romania, Latvia, Lithuania, Georgia, and Finland.
>>201931446I think people have problems with them because companies use pizza partys "instead of" a pay rise. My company gives us above inflation pay rises every year and the occasional pizza party is just a nice thing
Heading to the dojang soon for a morning training session guys
>>201931496If we are using Russia's logic then the Nordics should be able to claim Russia and Ukraine as their own
>just be yourself lad
today is my wedding day, not even joking
>>201931501>My company gives us above inflation pay rises every yearHow
>>201931523genuinely have no idea why people still get married in 2024, it baffles me
Watching that YouTube video have schoolboy9mad how american nogs are cool and ours are just weird paedophiles on the dole
Corr, those olympic girls are fucking peng. Mostly shaved but the right amount of fluff and all https://i.4cdn.org/fit/1725680274173080.jpg
>>201931556to become one under the eyes of god, duh
>>201931526What do you mean how?
mental how slow the thread is when the schizophrenia sufferers arent here
get the creatures posted
>>201931526profitable business rewarding its employees as should be the norm public sector chad myself so doesn't apply to me really but still
>>201928402>Diversity is bad for brit-ACKImagine being drunk at 3 am getting OPs pic and eating it alone in a park. This would be paradise.
>>201931593nice little choco
>>201931584The company I work for is a big company but gave me a 1% pay rise after working my arse off.I'll be leaving soon when I get a new job, absolute cunts.
>>201928445>Jury nullification, also known in the United Kingdom as jury equity[1][2] or a perverse verdict,[3][4] is when the jury in a criminal trial gives a verdict of not guilty even though they think a defendant has broken the law. The jury's reasons may include the belief that the law itself is unjust,[5][6] that the prosecutor has misapplied the law in the defendant's case,[7] that the punishment for breaking the law is too harsh, or general frustrations with the criminal justice system. Some juries have also refused to convict due to their own prejudices in favor of the defendant.[8] Such verdicts are possible because a jury has an absolute right to return any verdict it chooses.[9]>Nullification is not an official part of criminal procedure, but is the logical consequence of two rules governing the systems in which it exists:>Jurors cannot be punished for passing an incorrect verdict.[10]>In many jurisdictions, a defendant who is acquitted cannot be tried a second time for the same offence.[11]And by knowing about it, you can be disqualified from jury duty.
>>201931396>sky manyeah? God's going to give you wifi is he? You fucking spastic
'cado lost the weight. Turns out he really was 2 steps ahead the whole time
ITS FOGGY TODAYYAHOOOO
Any coke snorting fascists in the house?
How did he do it?
thank you concord for burning sony money
>>201931676ozempic
>>201931668no but your mums here slagging about>>201931564vile beast
>>201931584do you not realise that getting a yearly pay increase is extremely rare? Are you living in that much of a delusional tarq bubble?
>>201931676>How did a man with an eating disorder lose weight!?
>>201931676omempic
do you lads pause your brit posting when wanking or continue you posting mid wank?
>>201931676AIDS!?
I'm exempt from jury duty
Ngl a just want a gf to be my mommy
>>201931716third option: wank to /brit/ posts
>jury dutyFOY
>get fat over many years on video>make millions as people revel in your descent>lose it all and retire into anonymity as a millionairefair play to him
>>201931716I usually make a poo post mid-orgasm
>>201931752lolwut
>>201931736exempic
got a big old arse hanging off my lower backprobably pooey and smelly too
>>201931752what the fuck do you call it then
>>201931726Nobody'sh got AIDS!
>>201931789jury service
it's jury service
>>201931736alri downslad
>>201931755are people actually retarded he clearly filmed that video years ago before he got fat. he'd have shitloads of loose skin if he lost 250lbs
365 PARTY GIRL365 PARTY GIRL365 PARTY GIRL
why are women so dumb
>>201931847dont know, why are women so dumb?
>>201931847you tell me
>>201931847small brain with poor critical thinking
>>201931519Russia permanently anally raped and gaped nordcucks in 1721, 1940 and 1944.
>>201931802pedantic twat
>>201931736Pray that they don't ask you if you.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqH_Y1TupoQ
Did you know Britain and Switzerland share a long history?Both have a lot of albanian immigrants.
>>201931832unless he got cosmetic surgery, he is quite wealthy after all
not pedantic just correct
found a little irish bloke in teh garage
>>201931809screwlad actually
power washing my arse
iced black coffee and a vapeiced black coffee and a vape
wouldn't having the chance to be part of a trial be quite fun? Don't understand why people are so desperate to get out of itno toil either
>>201931960You don't get paid by toil for that time, so you're losing moneyThey're also extremely boring unless you get a really intense case, a lot of it is sitting around doing nothing
>>201931917>gnomes in your houserip in peace
i wanna go out and score some poon
>>201931564got me
imagine living here
>>201932067why
>>201932075just do it
>>201932085no
>>201932067where are the phone repair and vape shops
piss off woke moralists
>>201932106
>>201928402>Indian munchyboxsounds like a jeeta that wants her currusy ate
>>201932067>>201932075>>201932085>>201932106>>201932148enjoyed this interaction
>>201932067Went here on Assassin's Creed 2
woke birdcage up bright and early
... Woke ...
Oh, you're a woke
nothing like morning beer
ffs everyone in the new thread no wonder this one so slow
>>201932227grim
mad how nobody's called dick anymore
>>201932278>>201932278>>201932278
>>201932067it would be shit because of all the tourists
>>201932274>>201932274>>201932274
>>201928402nice but why is it in a dominos box?
>>201932067It really fucking stinks
