flags of /brit/ edish
good afternoon to the gamerswhat's for lunch?
get the whale heads squeezed
>>201938054bizarre post
have just seen an image of a poo on the belly of Katie Price the glamour model also known as Jordan
Scared to buy my first home because I'm in my 30s and only now starting a 30 year loan is mental to me.My shitty "starter" home is essentially going to be my forever home.Is this a rational take?
>>201938045shhhhh the gamers are still in bed
Might move to China lads
>>201938074you type like a stroke vicrim
I'm only 30 years old. I'm still young.
>international football weekthree league one gamesten league two gamesredditxham vs shrewsbury might be the game of the day
>>201938000cope on
>>201938075Do double payments when you can
>>201938101shan't be falling for that obvious tipo
humiliation ritualhttps://x.com/BBCWorld/status/1832375903378080054
>>201938127
>>201938075you could move somewhere cheaper after it's gone up in price and make a load of money
>>201938117The "so called" scran
>>201938117>not even the pint version of tennentspathetic
Do you sometimes not "get" it
Couple of cans on the cards later de lads
should rename scotland jockland to be more chad then they'd vote for independence
>>201938100can't post that tobes
>>201938139>rorke when he sees lobster
no point buying a house when the revolution is only a few years away
why has using a small notepad and pen gained popularity over the notes app on iPhone in recent years?
Life ain't always empty
>>20193810230 isnt young
>>201938075In 5 years you'll want to kill yourself for not buying now First time buyers should buy ASAP like their lives depend on it
absolute crickets from the mong who jayposted
>>201938139just dont make it look like bugs and it'll be fine
think i'll just rent
i have a baby penis i'm still young
>>201938232ok landlord
>>201938177after you have finished selling your arse at bunratty castle
>>201938266literally a request for cp right on my timeline. Jannnnyyyyyyyyyyyy
>>201938266janny?
Listening to Chapel Rowan
not buying property despite having enough to buy a flat outright because a) i don't like this country any more so why would i bet on me staying for decades and b) i want to die so can't see me reaping any benefits in retirement
bit chilly in my incelhole today
>>201938266
>>201938218why? the economy is stagnant and the housing market has slowed right down
>>201938231wayhe
>>201938296mad how its already over for her. really makes the taylor swift hype all the more impressive
Ok so you wake up in a sweatEverything appears to seems like a dazeConfusion sets inThe triangle appears afootA penis enters the roomties you to the bed via penis shaped cufflinksthings become clearIt's readyYou take a breathTry to to step outside of the triangle.Yeah think today's game might be a Slurper
>>201938296she makes good songs but is an insufferable bellendseems to be intent on speedrunning her decline
>>201938266pause
could go for a whoopie pie right about now
watched a video of a russian soldier shooting a young surrendered Ukrainian soldier point blank in the head earlier
>>201938157I usually get pints if buying singles. Tbh, pint cans are a marketing gimmick. Too much liquid to fill a pint glass and the last 68ml is usually flat anyway. 500ml is perfect.
>>201938341why?
>>201938266janois sort this grim runt freak out
listening to dave chapelle rowing
>>201938306buying a place will change your outlook on life. you'll take up running and going to t' pub where you will find a gf and have to buy a bigger place
Full metal jacket potato
you can type the n word on bant
>>201938320>Yeah think today's game might be a SlurperIreland 0 England 1Both FA's given a big fine for offensive chanting
i have a hazy recollection of pissing the bed. if i can remember it at all, i wasn't drunk enough for it to be excusable. why am i such an idiot
>>201938347just curious
>>201938356maybe that's the lie you've swallowed mate but to me it seems like responsibility and worry
not sure when to cook todayor when to start drinkingor what to do for the rest of the day
Post baby penis is just an adult penis when you think about it.Or do you need a hyphen for it not to be a verb? I’m not good at English.
Gay men give the best head.You need to get sucked by an eager gay man.
>>201938191Information is retained better when written by hand.
>>201938394freedom ain't free
>Post baby penissicko!!!!!
>>201938414what am I supposed to write in it?
>baby penis becomes a topic in the thread>sacked tranny shows upwhat a surprise
>>201938414post your tits mateneed a wank you see
going for a hangover nap
do people realise you can just sell your house after a few years and use that to pay off your remaining mortgageit's not like signing a 30 year lease
>>201938445i feel much more free with a load of cash to invest and no great big 150k anchor keeping in me a dying country
>>201938031>european gaming representatives aren't various shades of brownwhat game do these guys play?
my willy is so small that my gf is a nonce
Free to choose.Free to live.Simple as.
dadberg used to lead a crew on a super yacht, got to go on it a few times as a kid
>keeping in me a dying countyktim
I've always loved Nikocado and always knew he was a genius.I am quite similar to him in many respects. I am always two steps ahead.
>>201938471then you'd be homeless? and if you wanted to buy another property, you'd be subject to stamp duty
Haven't had sex for TWO months
>>201938471selling a house costs money, energy, time, stress
inside me there is a dying country
any of these worth watching?
not had a smoke yet. better have one soon ill be poorly.
>>201938459got you mate, give these a good spaffing
just had incelsex
>>201938510havent had sex since june 7, 2024. it is 3 months as of today
>>201938528Yes, all of them
>>201938509the other guy said he wanted to move to another country
>>201938528not really no
>>201938528i enjoyed twistersare daisy is peng in it
>>201938535better off doing breathing exercises
>>201938528longlegs and trap are alrican't be arsed watching kind of kindness all the way throughoddity seemed good but i only had it on my second monitor
>>201938603>only had it on my second monitorLeast ADHD-riddled zoomer
>>201938528>inside out 2 the highest rated by fargrim
>>201938545
>>201938528Nah just stick on the old films
business idea: charity where young hot sorority sisters volunteer to save incels by shagging them
>>201938528twisters looks like a bizarro spinoff of friends with that font
incels gone worke
>>201938629>volunteer to save incels by shagging themthis exists, they are called "femboys" and "trans women"
Weekly wank tonight lads
i unplugged my mouse from my computer and plugged it into my usb hub so i would have more slackthink im all done for the week
Can't imagine being one of those grim cunts who hates any movie made past 1990
>>201938660would love for you to release your week's worth of spaff into my eager mouth
all in here>>>/bant/21163008>>>/bant/21163008>>>/bant/21163008>>>/bant/21163008>>>/bant/21163008
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfR6Gf9NRo8doing a listen
What do Brits think of British-Africans?
>>201938685doesnt work like that. he probably did poos and wees during the week and his spaff was recycled into that
where is the lion of judah
>>201938698i think i could make a better team than that
>just buy a house quick!>it's now or never>2008 didn't happen>UK GDP is going up! Just look at all the surgeons and doctors we are importing!>the line will go up!absolute fools
interviewtoil is on
>>201938698>>201938739
>>201938698>Saido BerahinoNow THAT was a player*sips*
>>201938779I'm sorry to tell you but nothing ever happens
>>201938698>danny shittu
>>201938819how can anything happen when it's already over
fucking make more posts NOW
ok lads so I set up a date with hinge girl, but she was saying she’s going out of town and busy for awhile so we agreed on a date like two weeks from now. We planned a day, time, location, everything etc, but what are the odds this will actually happen? since it’s relatively so far away I feel like she’ll end up making a bullshit excuse and it won’t happen
>>201938591not really in the mood for a wank
>>201938827Would go in the banter name XI with Bernt Haas, Christian Fuchs and Rafael Scheidt
talking about money makes me glad to be an idiot
>>201938831FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKWANT A MONKEY
>>201938698Leon Osman was my favorite in fifa. Liked Everton because of Tim Howard and Landon Donvan
>>201938873savings/salaryposters killed the threadhappens every single time without fail
>>201938883You don't lose anything by trusting her
>>201938926i dont want your excuses you little piggymake more posts for me NOW
porn is fascist (and that's a good thing)
>>201938873im waiting for the new
starting to get that "ghosting everyone and disappearing" feeling again.Anyone know somewhere in the uk where it would be easy to find unskilled work and cheap accommodation?
hitler gone woke
Going in North Point anyone want outBransholme in Hull, apparently was the largest council estate in Europe when it was built. It still feels like a community now. Not much immigration.West Hull lad myself
>>201938819Unfortunately people not being to afford their mortgage on their overpriced shitbox new build is a very real thing that can happen. Doesn't matter if the line goes up if bankberg doesn't get their money.
>>201938964pootown
Hook up didn't murder me, was a good shag tbf
the streets will never forgethttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9RunljdHow
thanks to the internet, i've abused more foreigners than all of my ancestors combined
>>201938969bro giving his life story
Legs aching after taekwondo.>>201938987Spaino?
>>201938974ktim
>>201938969looks like home, but where's the parking lot
honestly it’s unbelievable how many likes you get if you turn your tinder profile to the gay version. if you ever need a confidence boost try it. it’s like having a trillion dollars in monopoly money
well then lads?
>>201939026well what?
>>201939025Sorry I'm not gay.
>>201938147Zesty ahh giraffe
What the fuck happens to Wayne Rooney? He’s 38?!!! He’s younger than Ronaldo and LowTierGod and looks like this.. what the fuck
>>2019390265,5,E
>>2019390263 3 F because I’m white
>>201939026i'll take 15 of steak, throw the rest away
>>2019390263,3,Ct. Radical Centrist
>>201939025basedtake the gaypill
>>2019390263,3,D obviously
can i legally drop my british citienzhip and become stateless on my own accord like without a civil war or anythingwonder how quickly id become the sex toy of an arab kind who wanted to rape a brit but couldnt because of the legal/trade ramifications
>>201939026Mum doesn't let me have steak.2 for toast.Any of the hot drinks are fine.
>Herons>Boyes, the GOAT shop>Poundland>One Beyond>Cooplands >GreggsThis place has everything
i love myself, don't need anyone else
>>201939113this kind of sentiment is such cope. you can even reasonably say fuck 99% of people, but having family friends and a gf is a basic human need and trying to pretend like you don’t need it just makes you seem more pathetic
>>201939113alri divinyls lead singer Chrissy Amphlett
right then
if only I could feel as sleepy at night as I do in the morning and as awake in the morning as I do at night I’d be unstoppable
>>201939113Not sure that's actually true from a psychological standpoint.
>>201939148loving yourself is a basic human needbut i'm not a basic human anyways
>>201939076you should become a sovreign citizen tobes
>>2019390262/32/3a
still makes me laugh that emma stone hit 30 and decided to become a pornstar lol
dont even now what the personality of toby is meant to be but i get called all the time
>>201939009Whomst?
Don't want to book my MOT because I know it will fail and I can't afford repairs :/
>>201939209been called spainlad multiple times just for blogposting about things i've done that aren't sitting at home on my own and wanking
Saving my top tier post for the new because I want lots of (you)s
>>201939025Not a prize, gays will shag any man.t. gay
Feeling very High Performance today.
>>201939178*ATTENTION*A certified REAL MAN™ who drinks his coffee BLACK has entered the thread. When he orders his BLACK AS NIGHT coffee that tastes like SHIT at the cafe the cashier immediately drops her panties and bends over, hoping desperately he will take fill her with his REAL MAN SEED right there on the counter. I salute you sir, please take my gold kind stranger
>>201939049Henry VIII phenotype
>payids thousands per year to drive on shitty uk roads
spend longer modding games than I do playing
Kerry Katonas arsehole, as it were
>>201939268obsessed faggot award
>>201939299peng. she pleads for my willy
>>201939268I drink black coffee and I'm a mincing bender ffs
You get called a tankie if you don't want to send tanks to Ukraine
>>201938139?
>>201939198she also escorts but fuck paying 250 for an hour
>>201939224My friend Spaino. He moved to Barcelona with his missus a while ago but has since vanished.
>>201939324it is a bit silly isn't itbut perhaps it's too close to home for you
shrek maxxing
Just had a brain wave. What if I moved to Finland?
Mental how badly I mindraped him
>>201939372shrek is anti-aryan propaganda, saw it on the 'puter
who is/was the Dick Cheney of UK politics?
>>201939372irish diaspora genetics
>>201939381*surfs your brain*wooaoooaoahhhh cowabunga dood!
>>201939393literally no clue who the fuck that is
Drowning one of the bastards as we speak
>>201939403Lol.
>>201939393Who is/was the Anthony Barber of US politics?
>>201939422is dat a bedbug doe?? frfr????ong????????
>>201939408https://strawpoll.com/xVg711B4Gyr
the real goyslop is the least sloppy of foods such as crisps
>>201939422is that a bed bug?
i'm so british my family eats crisps as a meal
Someone just grabbed my IP and I let out a squeal
>>201939393Brown
>>201939481I'm american so my family eats man-made chemicals as a substitute for real food
>>201939455>>201939469fleas, bastard sisters cat brought them in and they have been biting me all day
Women obliterated
>>201939454>conservative >cut taxes >presided over massive inflation sounds a bit like Reagan but obv not as well known
>>201939461not him but I don't know who dick cheney is outside of hearing his name. you're in /brit/ not /cum/
Cats and cat owners are disgusting
>>201939335what
Bought a whole duck yesterday and chopped it upNoshed on the beasts (oo er) for tea last night and cooking up the legs nowThe wings and neck? You already know that's going in a soup tomorrowMeanwhile you contemptible freaks are probably sat in your smeggy bedrooms eating rustlers burgers
>>201939528That's where the link took me Posted from my iPhone 12 Pro
so many spiders as of late
>>201939393Peter Mandelson More in the dark figure operating behind the scenes sense than the ideological sense
i'm british so my teeth are crooked and i'm gay
>>201939526Flora is cute tho
>>201939539would love to have the knowledge and planning to be able to do this.
Garden pakis are staring at me again
>>201939539>beasts
>>201939555don't know what you did then because it doesn't for me
>>201939584All the instructions are in his post
>>201939591Enjoying your turkey dinosaurs are you?
>>201939539>duckni hao
Spiders for tea again. Not sure I can take 8 months of this until the sun comes back.
What would your parent’s reaction be if they could see every post you ever made on this site?
>>201939598itoddler btfo etc I suppose
>>201939618>What is french cuisine
Any decent celebrity onlyfans?, ones that get their minge out?, kerry katonas the only one i know of
>>201939521this is an argument for murdering women, not raping them
>>201939599I'm an alcoholic
>>201939641my mum wouldnt care, in her eyes i can do no wrong, my dad however would probably chuck me out the house
>>201939652Chinese do make the best roast duck you have to admit Hate how they chop it up like fucking retards instead of carving it though
just threw mum out the window because she missed tea time and then had the nerve to not bring biccies when she finally remembered fucking not on is it, now she's going to have to pay for the window as well, could have just brought me my tea on time and this needn't have happened
>>201939641ive told my mum about 4chan and my friends here
>>201939355I'm just a brit on my hols sorry
Any right wing schizos in?
Conceptualising an excrement
any shifting alliances man in?
the stare the lads give you when you say something politically incorrect
Nae Pasaran!
>>201939728why does he look so inhuman
>>201939738pretty
>>201939752he's american
>>201939736kek at the horse bottom right doing a lot of poo and pissing
>>201939728Should have documented his process for prolonged interest and revenue.Instead he's just sprung up again out of nowhere and interest will die down
Fiending for an Indian tonight ladshttps://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=7034879
>>201939752He was obese
and now to drive all the way to tesco just to get milk
>>201939372why this nigga always look 10 years older than he is
>>201939766:)
rentberg is raising my rent again
>>201939819Good
gaying up the place for my british relatives are coming to visit
>>201939785She’s Pakistani you racist cunt
>>201939736>islamophobic lolit's over
remember this?
>>201939728Ozempic makes people look like they're about to drop dead
>>201939834indeed but my shitty joke wouldnt have worked otherwise
*dunks a biccy in your brew*
im gay and i take winkies in the bum
you white people really fucked things up, why would you replace cute eastern european girls with 40 something year old indian deliveroo lads and nigerian security guards and not so attractive indian/pakistani/nigerian fob girls
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1725714506335384.webm
>>201939693>Chinese do make the best roast duck you have to admitThat's because they're the only people mongy enough to ruin a duck by roasting it whole
>>201939889
Christ, not man, is king.
worst day ive had in yearspray for me lads..
>>201939785Got a shag with an Indian on the cards myself
>>201939904im still raging all the cheap polish/latvian/lithuanian hookers have fucked off back home
>>201939913The French roast ducks whole, too.
Faces were seen as either circumcised (JFK, Khrushchev) or uncircumcised (LBJ, Adenauer). In assembly-kit tests Reagan's face was uniformly perceived as a penile erection. Patients were encouraged to devise the optimum sex-death of Ronald Reagan.
never got instagramwonder what im missing out on
>>201939951its over, eastern european girls were the easiest way for us brown lads to get a white gf as well
>>201939946Nice lad, been trying to coax one at work but she has a bf and he seems like a complete nutter
>foreigner on grindr wants to diddle my pickleno thanks i dont want to be murdered
>>201939958I'll roast you whole if you don't fuck off
The new 'eitchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_CeSa_atYw
hello
>>201940079How does this cretin have almost half a million subscribers
>>201940023I tell them to fuck off back to their country and block them. But I wait a few minutes before blocking them to make sure that they’ve seen my message
>>201940097hello
>>201940079did he get a hair transplant or something?, it actually looks decent for once
>>201940130didn't ask for your life story did i
Do most women swallow cum when giving blowjobs or do they spit?.vf here so not a clue
>>201940049I accept your concession
hold me
Fancy a wank but the cleaner hasn't finished my room yet or put the sheets back on my bedGrim situation
>>201940227*tickles your arse then runs off*
>>201940172didnt give my life story did i
5 on the diesel
>>201940208Most wont let you cum in their mouth
>>201940234>cleaneryou mean your mum?
>>201940243scamp
farts smell like cheese
*starts shadowboxing in the thread*
>>201940257can you do that here? ask for them to put a certain amount of petrol/diesel on the pump?I've always just tried to get it as close to the amount as possible.
>>201940338>>201940338>>201940338
Day #3 of gaining a clueHave now brought a laundry hamper to put my dirty clothes in rather than just leaving them on the floor
Pondering buying a smoking jacket for just lounging about the house, i dont smoke but think they look cool
>>201940316peeling open your arsehole to get a whiff
>>201940278fuck that, i shall remain celibate then
>>201940242i still have 0.6 BTC stuck in an old trezor wallet that i lost the passphrase for
