4d poo edish
The new 'eitchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPHtkIKT7CM
>>201962035charley atwell
young katy
was going to make a thread but it gave me the 300 timer :(
>Get on grindr and shag some lads mate you have a lovely body
>>201962244why did u save this
i saved it too
>>201962246Would shag the bottom left out of those four victims.
>>201962246that’s what im worried about >>201962272never posting ever again
when I was younger I genuinely made the tv remote float from the coffee table to my hand just through sheer willpower never been able to replicate it since but I know it’s possible
uhhh yeah one poo and shag you up the arse combo please. hold the poo.
the Chinese Fireball, ooooooh
Another lad scared away from the thrills of young twink sex. Shame. Will probably end up 30 years old prowling the local wetherspoons toilets for cute fresher lads like I did. That's where repression gets you.
If you're having relationship problems, propose
New creps
>>201962367She was fitter in the third one.
mah baby born a burkinshes been tellin me all night long!gasoline and grocerythe list goes on and on!
just don't understand why a house has to be so expensive.
Bimonthly trips to the clinic isn't a good permanent routine to adopt in your life
Those young black cocks are swiftly slapping into katy’s tight fanny
>>201962367BARTY CROUCH
the Queen's favourite song was Gordon Lightfoot "Canadian Railroad Trilogy"
>>201962389thoughts on people with this hairstyle wearing circle glasses? >>201962430to pick up ADHD meds? yes its fine and would definitely be worth it. also the druggies do it with MDMA and in Scotland they have delivery for old/disabled people
anyone going to church tomorrow?
>>201962190People think we are rich but forget how expensive America is hell you should see our housing prices
>>201962389yeah?
>>201962465No, but I think I'll make some burgers.
do you reckon they did some mocap on the Queenie before she passed, for the coming virtual reality world?
>>201962465No, but I think I might end it all
>>201962446JUNIOR
>>201962452and her favorite film was top gun :)
guys how do I know if I have early onset dementia? I think I might but Im not sure :(
Got my eye on you rorke
>Wannabe serial killer met teen Grindr tried to saw victim's hands off
>>201962425could write a book on the things you don’t understand
>>201962511You ask this every thread
>>201962518clearly not actually gay
Oh n-
gonna put some fresh flowers on mums grave tomo
the results are in
Know for a fact that if my parents died I'd get on estrogen and start sucking cocks on camera immediately.
>>2019625376 million noticed
Just checked the BBC homepage. There’s an article about “tens of thousands of people protesting” but it’s about France. Apparently 120,000+ marching in London to protest 11 months of Palestinian slaughter is not newsworthy enough.
>>201962518the broken heart tat means you've been bummed in prison
>>201962532I KILLED SIRIUS BLACK
>'Grindr killer' found guilty of murder after killing lover with lethal dose of GHB
>>201962547Same. Would use the insurance money to turn myself into a bimbo
>>201962565thats the daterape drug
>>201962518Perpetrator is way cuter than the victim.
>>201962190GOD CAPTCHA
>Cannibal who mutilated, murdered Grindr date Kevin Bacon before eating him
I hate murderers and people who attempt murder
Wish I were a boomer yankoid. Grow up in the comfy good times. Then get dropped into Vietnam. Have a great time shooting gooks with the boys. Go home and roll around California on a motorbike for a few years banging hippy broads and doing drugs. Get a qt who just got out of high school pregnant. Firm shake of the mans hand and get a well paid job. Buy a Cadillac and 5 bedroom house with a garage and garden for a few thousand dollars. 4 more kids. Drinking and smoking on the job and everywhere else. Holidays in Hawaii. Early retirement. Dead before the issues of their era destroyed America.
*sigh* why can't I find a woman? I don't want anything special *Swipes left on 500 women in a row*
>>201962618odd hill to die on
>[not a cannibal]: and whats your name? >Kevin>oo! and the last name? >Bacon>[his ears perk up] oh?
>Grindr killer who murdered and dumped body in acid
>>201962565Buck status: crust busted.
Do you guys really unironically read tabloids
>>201962601think this made the front page of the Daily Star
>>201962655yeah
Somehow Brits are better off than Canadians and Americans because of how bad the cost of living is here like imagine if Brit who thought London was tough tried to live in any US city right now
found the woman I love but she doesn't live in /brit/
>>201962601This is why as someone naturally inclined with male attraction I have decided to be celibate
>>201962562are you the screwanon? are the prisons full again?
>>201962618most of them are good people if you get to know them
How far into a relationship should I say 'I love you'?
>>201962518>>201962601>>201962653What's with these ESL headlines? What mongo news outlet are you getting these from?
>>201962655parents do so sometimes flick through when l'm bored
>Grindr killer Stefano Brizzi jailed for life
>>201962690Call me crazy but have you thought about saying it when you love the other person
Wow, an app with tens of millions of users has some weirdos and murderers on it. Guess it's just too dangerous then. Nevermind you probably use discord which is 50% groomer pedophiles.
>>201962601what a shame. i liked tremors
do any STDs make the end of your dick swell up like a cauliflower once when you was 18
>>201962690wait for her to say it.
We love the Japanese ladies, don't we folks?
>>201962712Just wait until the amount of evil shit straight men do to women
>>201962712t. bender
mmhmm little katy getting her hymen ripped up by the local drug dealing goon timmy will never feel those grippy walls x
>>201962743AI
>>201962547>>201962573disturbing how disgusting you bent freaks get after a few drinks on a Saturday night
>Paul Jefferies murder: Teenager jailed for Grindr-meet kill
eating a mini pork pie
Hi there, Jeff Spacker from Mongo News here and I'm doing a report on the incel terrorist organisation known as "/brit/".What message is it you are trying to tell the world?
>>201962743Tried my hardest to find a Japanese girl on the dating apps, no luck.Shame.
>>201962690said it 6 months into my first relationship and she didn't say it back LOL
>The journal Nature Synthesis has pulled a high-profile article describing the creation of a new type of carbon after a university investigation found some data were made up.trust the science
>>201962747*until they find out
>>201962743Ye man
>>201962767no fun if we cant see the victim
>>201962690if you have to tiptoe around words and phrases then she's not the one and your relationship SUCKS
>>201962777Nature is the journal they put on the Chrome newtab page on Android
>Suspected Grindr serial killer linked to four murders
>do any STDs make the end of your dick swell up like a cauliflower once when you was 18
>>201962743No they scare me because of how pretty they are. I imagine this is what short men feel like when approaching women.
>>201962797this
Rorke... it's on.
>>201962690at least 25 years
and not like feet HPV those onion rings
Just for the record, 95% of murderers are straight cis men.
its like asian people only just recently discovered dick jokes
northerners have such funny accents
>Suspected Grindr rapist and murderer hunted by police
>>201962756I have grindr downloaded on my phone and am currently in a chat with a 22 year old twink with nice lips about him coming round so he can suck me off tomorrow. Yeah, I'm bent. Well done.
>>201962826That average sized penis she's talking about? Mine.
unironically took too much GHB once when partying with some gay lads lmao
theres a fruit fly in my toilet bowl and it keeps drinking up all my piss if i leave it to stand, and when theyre done they leave it a deep orange. looks like soup. wonder what theyre eating
fizzy plum blackberry blood orange pomegranate lemon limeade
>>201962826Very happy that her thumbs up happens to be my exact penis length.
second can of Pringles for me cant be bothered with making pizza yet
early onset dementia is freaking me outfuck sake
95% OF MURDERERS ARE STRAIGHT MEN
>>201962912ive eaten a full tube of salt and vinegar pringles thankfully only bought one
right time to help Bulgaria win WW1 in hoi4
>>201962925eat some vitamin B6
>>201962826fucks sake, im a bit bigger than thatwould never have a chance with this bird
>Grindr killer Yousef Palani given two life sentences for 'unspeakable' murders
>>201962925sorry for bringing it up ladhorrible condition
>>201962963>'unspeakable' murderstrial must have been difficult
>>201962942how is that fat alcoholic still alive?
>>201962942He kno…All these black athletes hurling raw meat down her holes day in day out… mmhmm yes
>>201962856
physically shaking I want a cig so bad
>>201962938Yeah we get it you have your fingers in your ears and screaming to avoid the reality of how dangerous life out there is
>>201963004Have a cig then? Not that hard is it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9L9sNtv1-gI was born 87 years ago. For 65 years I've ruled as Tamriel's Emperor. But for all these years I have never been the ruler of my own dreams. I have seen the Gates of Oblivion, beyond which no waking eye may see. Behold, in Darkness a Doom sweeps the land. This is the 27th of Last Seed; the Year of Akatosh 433. These are the closing days of the 3rd Era, and the final hours of my life.
Whats the lore on wafflenonce? Why does he imagine himself as a woman being fucked by jungle bbc?
Wonder how many fathers want to shag their daughters. I'm guessing at least 20%. For just fathers of fit lasses I'm guessing 70% minimum.
gay lad off his head on GHB tried to stick his hand down my trousers in Berghain once
tfw bpd gf comes round and she randomly bursts out crying for like 3 hours and you have to sit there listening to her problems while she clings on to you and wont let you get up because she thinks youll leave hertfw next day she completely memory holed the entire event and acts like nothing happenedbros, why are women so damaged
Is Garry Kasparov in the thread?
>>201963027trying to quit mate
>>201963028*pans in on the barred window of a prison cell under the imperial city*
>>201963004smoke a ciggie lad go on you deserve it
eating some ThiaEss
katie price poo
>>201963060Oh in that case don't have one. Have a nicotine pouch or something instead
>>201963028Thinking about playing is more fun than actually doing so
people who buy stolen goods from criminals, for purposes of reselling them and obscuring their origin, are called "fences" by criminalsI have the street parlance down because I watch a lot of crime films
Whatever you do, if you want a happy evening, do not look up what happened to Sylvia Likens
Leftypol saving up all his Mcdonalds Monopoly tokens to scan in the app on Mayfair MondayRorke throwing them in the bin if he doesn't instant win a free sugar donut or big mac
pubs closing bars closing smoking outside banned Welcome to Kier's England
any good Vanguard portfolio ideas
Nicotine was one of the easiest things in the world to quitCannabis was infinitely harder
>>201963067thinking about it
eat a McDonalds pinapple stick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nW9Cu6GYqxo
you lads heard the latest about nikocado? mental.ill still never wipe the image of that destroyed arse hole from my mind...
>>201963103can you bing 'hot girls' and then post the images in this thread?
paddy power
>>201963123just do itim eating half a honeydew melon for a midnight snack then ill be having a smoke
foxes going utterly mental outsidewhy don't they chill the fuck out?
>>201963143he should have cut some sort of lucrative sponsorship deal with ozempic
For real though a twink toilet dom would make a killing. There's literally none in the UK, maybe even the world. There's a shortage of female toilet doms as it is. Definietely a huge fetish market not being tapped fully in general.
you should have a lucozade
>>201963170foxes are starting to self-domesticate
>>201963141why isn't that woman wearing a hijab
Mate' wife has a £12,000 wedding ring
>>201963189Fuck off with your goonposting to /britfeel/We don't want itDisgusting
twink toilet dom sounds hot like he comes into the public toilet and makes you sit down and bullies you
love foxes me
thoughts ?
>>201963143not that mental in the age of wegovy
>>201963195that's like a full year's worth of bennies
>>201963195greatthanks for sharing
>>201963195not much reallyyou pay it off monthlyfor a lifetime it's not much
The number of women who take pictures with these stupid wings
>>201963195She used to get clapped out by thugs in £12 flip flops
You used to be able to smoke on the tube, now you can't even have a fag outside a pub.
>>201963224do not know what wegovy is and im assuming im better off without knowing
>>201963220there are no sensors on it
kier Starmer taking away the winter fuel allowance from freezing pensionersdespicable man
Just realised that not a single photo of me exists taken in the last decade.On the one hand that is incredibly sad. On the other hand, I’d be a very good as a spy or identity thief.
>>201963189were your ancestors gong farmers
>>201963143>a fat person losing weight is news2024 is fucking SHIT
Just can't imagine walking around with 12 grand on your finger like it's nothing
>>201963163Gave in
>>201963267Yeah they could call you agent 000 (the number of times you've had sex)
>>201963253what a crazy facenot that shes ugly
where's rosie?
>>201963287Pathetic
what did you have for breakfast this morning?
>>201963195she must have a wonderful tuppence
>>201963267what no passport drivers licence nothing
>>201963288Yeah…thanks for making me feel sad.I just wanted to feel like I could be cool for once.
>>201963301woke up at like 5pmhad a raspberry yopthen hit the corona bottles
>>201963281Timmy’s moneyShe don’t care LOL
>>201963301Prefer not to say you see
>>201963301overnight oats
>>201963301i didnt have breakfast this morning (3PM)
just been sheepdipped
>>201963119both are a piece of cake compared to caffeine
>>201963143just think of his sweet face instead
>>201963300I know
>>201963288roaring
>>201963141I love this song
did you see the YouTuber who made super-caffeinea dn then DRANK IT!?
>Murderers get 6 years>Charles Bronson will spend his entire life in prisonCool system
effing and jeffing
anime
>>201963301avocado and marmite on toast
quite cruel to make someone wait on death row. the judge should just pull out a derringer and blast them in the head immediately after sentencing
>>201963322
>>201963393nonce
>>201963315I guess I have one photo from 6 years ago thats used for my drivers licence and passport
>>201963322you're cool to me stealth man
>>201963389>Charles Bronsonhe was constantly violent behind bars
>>201963417Got lines on your frog there pal
>>201963418?
>>201963380what about this onehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-EF60neguk
bros how do I tell if I have early onset dementia? I think I do but Im not certain :(
>>201963389Man lights bin on fire outside asylum seeker centre and gets 9 years
>>201963288done him
>>201963427die
>>201963425Your dad's violent in bars
>>201963287good lad. smoking is based.
>>201963425*Gives you a look*
Charles Manson never got a fair trial
>>201963266Keir Starmer taking away surplus money from wealthy, Tory-voting pensioners with second homes and Jaguars on the driveBASED man
>>201963399no judge in the land would have the guts
We aren’t licensed for full nudity, so apologies but we can’t! But partial nudity is fine, as long as genitalia isn’t on show x
don't do drugs? don't do drugs????nigga everything is a drug, water is a drug, piss is a drug, bread is a drug, chocolate is a drug, baked beans are a fucking drug
>>201963495yeah pensioners freezing to death on the meagre state pension
charles mansonlucy letbyrorkejust a few victims of unfair trials
>>201963489Lucy letby didn’t get a fair trial she was made to be a scape goat for NHS failures
>>201963495your post gave me nostalgia for some reasonsomething about Jaguars
>>201963389robert maudsley is the bigger miscarriage of justice
>>201963513meagre my arse
currently freezing some pensioners
> Princess Donna Part 2: The most EPIC GANGBANG OF ALL TIME
>>201963528He ate peoples brains
>>201963520>>201963524>I DID IT >I DID THIS CRIME - IT WAS ME >THIS IS MY FAULT BECAUSE I DID THIS you: SHES INNOCENT
>>201963539alri keir
>>201963530lowest state pension in w.europe
>>201963510how much urine have you consumed tonight?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhWxR1Y8cPkNOOOOOOOOOOOOO not my irish wife
should I go to the UK next year for vacation? I would like to see castles
have 8 hours until the runt handlers know i'm gone
half the posts in this thread could literally be AI generated and you would not be able to tell the difference think about that huh?
>>201963554Her “legal team” told her to write that, this literally came out a few days ago mate keep the fuck up
lads back so earlyall my friends leftt ried to feel comfortable alone ina pub but i didnt feel comforttable so i came home and im now im nakedsuckls to be me i'm sl alone
incorrect
Poo barmer in 40 poo poo marine 2
>>201963547that is not true
I do think that anime is noncey. Not ALL of it, just most of it. Not healthy to watch media that sexualizes characters that have the bodies of 12 year olds (if not much younger). Not healthy to watch media that sexualizes school students either. You get past a certain age and I just don't think you should be watching any media set in school in general, and that wipes 50% of anime off of the list. Even counting the anime that sexualize exclusively adult women (who actually look adult) I think that it is a medium that keeps you in an arrested mind of a horny teenager. Just in general, anime is the medium of pedophiles and manchildren. It is antithetical to having a healthy mind. Once again, there are a few titles that are genuinely great and don't have these issues either, but they are the exception and not the rule so it is best to avoid the medium entirely.I suggest that all anime viewers over the age of 16 aquire a different hobby or at least a more mature medium for their entertainment.
thinking about brown girls
>>201963528yeah?
>>201963570half a litre
>>201963592why did they tell her to do that or is the legal team just trying to take the blame for the admission
>>201963546
>>201963576If you want to spend 90% of your vacation travelling then sure
Sir Keir Starmer the pensioner freezer
>>201963616MOAR of her
>>201963574Harry Potter if he were an ugly lesbian.
mad that fella who's skull fell off
>>201963645i saved this image too but earlier
ZAMN!
Brits and Australians wouldn't last in America I would fucking laugh if they tried they would probably crawl back home after a month most of them beg to come home
Top 3 animes: made in abyss, elfen lied, higurashi
>>201963646I don't need to see all of them. Just a few will suffice.
>>201963668id just self-medicate with the finest crack that America has to offer (its also cheaper over there) and do frontflips and parkour on the street for money
>>201963646He doesn't have to visit every single one you sperg.
>>201963663Please stop posting this picture of my wife
>>201963663bwc receptacle
>>201963676what's with the fascist symbol in the bottom left?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKr-w26diJ8I SEE THE DEVIL
>>201963693Sir poo barmer banned castlesToo right wing innit
Went to a freshers event with my brother. I wasn’t a student there but I knew my brother and his mates who had invited me (before anyone starts, I was there all day helping move him in, and I was only 20) Went outside the event, saw a drunk girl nearly smash her head on a table, so I approached and we got drunken chatting. Tried to help her find her mates, couldn’t, then she got told she had to leave and as I was near her, I was asked if I could take her outside. They asked if I was a mate and drunkenly and probably stupidly said yeah. In my defence, it was freshers, everyone there is simultaneously friends and not friends. One or two of the staff must have found this to be creepy. Anyway, Took her outside, sat on a wall and chatted. Eventually some campus security came and helped her home. End of that or so I thought.Walked in the bar a week or so later. Has been invited out again. Brothers gf worked there, and apparently as soon as I walked in, the staff all started staring and passing messages about me. Apparently the two staff who asked me to help her leave, had somehow conjured up a story that I tried to go home with a drunk girl. So yeah, in that bar, I was labelled a predator by all the staff, despite them seeing like 5% of a situation.CCTV would have showed me and her drunkenly sitting on a fence, her trying to kiss me, me holding her back, and then security coming, and me leaving. What makes it worse is that it was the first time my brothers gf had met me. So the moment she saw me she was being told I was a predator lol.I can somewhat sympathise with the staff, but IMO you cannot be throwing around labels like that so easily. Won’t be helping or approaching any drunk women from now on
>>201963663
>>201963668>9i bet that in America you dont have to show ID to book a MOTEL room for a month
>>201963668Was in America last year mate full of fat faggots
>>201963576If you're a cute <25yo lad and stop by london I'm here if you want to sell your poo to fund some of the trip.
>>201963646need this but for all the 'spoons in the country
>>201963582
>>201963754POV you are janny and just woke up for another 20 hours on this thread
>>201963673Made in Abyss is alright. Very noncey but idgaf. Haven't seen Elfen Lied or Higurashi yet but they are on my list.
>>201963747I'm 30 and not that cute unfortunately.
ban animeround up anyone who watches it
>Very noncey but idgafgchq, this one right here
if London was how it was 30 years ago then it would be worth it for the price. it isnt the cost of it thats the problem, its the state of Londonfor the anon comparing London to America
took a 2 hour nap and visitingengland yank and complainingaboutamerica lad are still doing their shit gimmick, repeating themselves until they get a couple (you)s
>>201963771the joke is they're all animes in which multiple child characters suffer horrific gory injuries and deaths
>>201963754Just wait until he finds out the queen is actually german
>>201963799and then what?
>>201963746Goyslop and the chemicals in the water makes everyone fat and gay it's why everyone in the US is weaker than Brits and Germans
>>201963741Don't stick your neck out for strangers in general. There's no reward for kindness in this shitty world and only potential for you to get fucked over somehow. Stick to your family, mates and missus if you get one, and that's it. Drunk girls especially, stay well away. idgaf if she's being raped on the fucking pool table, just sip your drink and pretend you saw nothing.
>>201963862why the antisemitism?
>>201963855The world can start to heal
actually id go work at Disneyland
People who are probably not nonces: anime watchersPeople who are probably nonces: people who complain about anime watchers because they see a drawing of a child and immediately think about masturbating to it
>>201963838ahhh fair enough, I did know that about them. Yeah, definitely need to get on and watch them
>>201963876he heard it from other people on pol and repeated it
what sort of investment portfolio should i go for de lods
>>201963889Ok pedo.
>>201963876Dude I hate America everyone should because if you been to Europe or Japan you would never want to come home. The average Brit lives like a king
>>201963848>upon death one receives german citizeshipi dind't know this. bit weird but coo;l
Goy kinda seems a bit of a derogatory term..
>>201963620yeahit's very telling that in the uk nonces only get a few years in prison while the victims of nonces who take action and get rid of them get life in solitary confinementsays a lot about who's in power
name one good thing about Ireland
>>201963889exactly. if someone mentions a cartoon, or a kid, or whatever and your mind instantly jumps to paedophilia, then it's YOU who's the paedo.
>>201963927100% gay poo.
>>201963937why? it just means "other nations" basicallyyour complaint is very goyish
>>201963927Put it all in fidget spinners and pogs
>>201963968>>201963968>>201963968
>>201963929You know it's true. Bunch of nonces who can't comprehend a young character can exist in a story without it being about sex.You need locking up mate
get the poo made NOW
>>201963927double down on jenkem
>>201963917It's true though most food in the US would be considered bio weapons in any 1st world nation also did you know advisors from the UN said the deep south and west Virginia has the poverty of third world nations
