edition of the badger
Is this the new thread
agp subedition
>>201965365fat dog mendoza sub edition
diego showing up to a date wearing these
n_n
Have you ever stopped to consider that maybe the grass really is greener on the other side and you’re not just fantasising?
Ok some stretches have helped a bit>>201965401Find trannies genuinely baffling
ruby granger sex arse (as an oxford graduate)
fucking hell the new comes around so fast sometimes feels like the last thread only lasted 5 minutes
honestly don't find ruby granger particularly attractivejesus is a sexy college tho tbf
>>201965401adam
>>201965403i bet he gives great head
>>201965290would love to hold her down and fuck her from behind while she looks back at me and cries
Zip it frogposter im tired of your musings
>>201965401ktimkill me
>>201965415depends on what you're making a comparison to tbf
>>201965405
why do women moan, whimper, cry, etc during sex? isn't it supposed to be pleasurable?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVBsypHzF3U
>>201965455now post his hair line
>>201965402Konichiwa, dude!
*enters thread*
can't believe starfield was such a disappointment
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:European_Badger_(Meles_meles)_(W1CDR0001490_BD4).ogg
>>201965420she thats what she is doing now, as an Oxford graduate, playing dress up in her smelly childhood bedroom. she desperately needs to lose her virginity.
>>201965474Men do all of these too when bottoming
>>201965428You didn't go to Oxford, diegoYou didn't even go to fucking DurhamYou're the runt of the litter, remember?
>>201965476this is what black people want
>>201965490That’s gotta hurt
>>201965455>fishnets corrr she'd fucking get it
>>201965455as a trans woman, please stop spamming trannies you fucking freak. nobody wants you here.
>>201965474let's the man know he's doing something right
>>201965402i know it's just banter and he doesn't mean harm but i bet they felt like shit after that
>>201965458What if the change itself is what makes it greener? Not necessarily the new location?
>>201965365Brits and Australians should accept American and canadian refugees because we are suffering so much
>>201965504source?
Women are born with all the eggs they will ever have in their lifetime.Men, however, never run out of sperm.
>>201965513you're lusting over a man you fucking DICK
>>201965514I remember a few months ago a /brit/poster shared with us all that they were trans with pics and everything - and then the whole general just collectively forgot about it
>>201965553she is a woman
>>201965524it was racist and uncalled for
>>201965552not born with, right?
>>201965549My life
>>201965552weird post
>>201965530lump us in with you and leafs and move to aus
High af
>>201965565Try again in English pal x
>>201965555chortled
Season of mists and mellow fruitfulness, Close bosom-friend of the maturing sun;Conspiring with him how to load and bless With fruit the vines that round the thatch-eves run;To bend with apples the moss'd cottage-trees, And fill all fruit with ripeness to the core; To swell the gourd, and plump the hazel shells With a sweet kernel; to set budding more,And still more, later flowers for the bees,Until they think warm days will never cease, For summer has o'er-brimm'd their clammy cells.Who hath not seen thee oft amid thy store? Sometimes whoever seeks abroad may findThee sitting careless on a granary floor, Thy hair soft-lifted by the winnowing wind;Or on a half-reap'd furrow sound asleep, Drows'd with the fume of poppies, while thy hook Spares the next swath and all its twined flowers:And sometimes like a gleaner thou dost keep Steady thy laden head across a brook; Or by a cyder-press, with patient look, Thou watchest the last oozings hours by hours.Where are the songs of spring? Ay, Where are they? Think not of them, thou hast thy music too,—While barred clouds bloom the soft-dying day, And touch the stubble-plains with rosy hue;Then in a wailful choir the small gnats mourn Among the river sallows, borne aloft Or sinking as the light wind lives or dies;And full-grown lambs loud bleat from hilly bourn; Hedge-crickets sing; and now with treble soft The red-breast whistles from a garden-croft; And gathering swallows twitter in the skies.
>>201965555lol>>201965585wow they realyl are born with the eggs
MASSIVE SPIDER IN THE ROOMA ND IDK WHAT TO DO BECAUSE ONE JUMPED ON MY LEG THE OTHER DAY AND IT SCARED RHTE SHIT OUT OF ME AND I COULDVEG OTTEN M,YSELF INGHRED
>>201965528"change is as good as a holiday" is a useful anachronism because while it correctly espouses the value in change for change's sake, it also notes that said satisfaction is temporary - one can't holiday foreverthus "the grass is always greener" IF you are ignoring the value at home when longing for the other field
>>201965557not me but I bet there's a few of us
>>201965555Is this ARK?Was it fun?
>>201965490more rolls than a greggs
>>201965476>>201965510Gyaldemfreak/Trannyspammer/190/Spainlard/Brick/VPN cuckposter/Rubymong/Heathermong/"Employed" "Woman"
>>201965555never really understood how americans carry on about this when they have mountain lions, giant fucking bears, snakes and alligators
just realised that life is fucking shitabsolutely mental that humans have survived so long doing this fucking horrible shite day in day out all while having the ability toncomprehend how fucking miserable existence is
>>201965585wow, oocytes are specifically oocytes. whoops! i thought they were all (but mature are the Ova) i learned that word from the 5HT serotonin-coupled receptors
>>201965415I moved from New Zealand to England and the grass is literally greener. I'm still fucked in the head but much prefer it here. My family back there are pushing me hard out to go back but England is my home now.
>>201965552I've ran out. Wanked every last drop out. Just an empty tap now
could really do with a bump rn
>>201965615Yes it was its been 9 years why didnt you play it you fucking SPERG kill yourself i bought it twice fuck youdont even knowing why im replying tot hsi sack of SHJIT
>>201965636wrong/wrong/wrong/wrong/wrong/right/wrong/wrongtry again sweetie xx
>>201965652basically suicide just takes too much effort
>>201965493what isn't these days
>>201965652have a want and go to bed you miserable cretin
>>201965678odd post
>>201965661That's a morbidly obese man in a wig
>>201965678Jesus mousey you really are a horrible bastard aren't youNever reply to me again
>>201965684We need to democratise suicide
>>201965681so i was right?
>>201965659really liked england when I visitedof course /int/ catastrophises it but it's a lovely place
>>201965661dont like this
>>201965499very cool
and PRIMARY ooxytes are a specific thing too. they are the "at birth" eggs, that are arrested in the first stage of meiosis the pages also mention the left ovary the most so far
>>201965652Nice. Now spend 5 years moping around feeling depressed and suicidal, then discover that making the most of your life is the best option despite all evidence of its misery. Then lament wasting the majority of your youth not embracing life to the fullest
Learning PUA game
i'm in mental and physical pain
>>2019657161/8 try again hun
life passes you in a flash and then you're deaddon't miss it, do what you can
>>201965744why :( seriously
>>201965415Yeah I want to move to Australia or Japan because Jesus Christ America is such a shithole we have no worker rights or even basic human rights instead we live worse off than Russians
>>201965744ktim every day as a depressed hikkikomori with chronic pain issues
shite caked arsehole
>>201965740good postmake what you can of life
just did me 50 pushupslight work if i do dare say so myself iykwimup de lads
>>201965778Weird as fuck
>>201965767i've made a lot of poor decisions
why was the brazil plane crash not a bigger deala fucking plane literally just fell out the sky, a fucking plane you know the thing that's meant to fly
Stages of Oocyte Development 1. Primordial Follicles
>>201965781are you prepared to drink millions and millions of pints? if so come on over i'll shout you one>>201965793good lad
wonder what the Buddha would make of this thread
>>201965807we've all made a lot of poor decisionsand will continue to knowingly do so
alri
>>201965824Honestly I am down to drink but right now my asthma is acting up because of shit air quality in America is.
>>201965807you can change things and make some better ones!
No booze no 'bis no fags. Just pure rage and desire for total aryan victory
>>201965846mogs me
>>201965849alright well just remember the two countries you highlighted love beer (australian pub culture, japanese salaryman culture)
I don’t understand the ruby granger gimmick
>>201965827+1 to our reincarnationscount
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnKRckPHtko
>>201965812yeah?
>>201965827Reckon he’d love it. Wouldn’t even care about getting You’s either
>>201965846nice new shoes
Primary FolliclesActivation: At puberty, some primordial follicles are activated each menstrual cycle.Growth: The primary oocyte grows, and the surrounding cells proliferate.
Anyone else watching the 'ay 'orn
Saxophones were ubiquitous in 70s and 80s pop and rock but then disappeared entirely Makes you think, must be a lot of unemployed saxophonists in the 90s
>>201965861would kill for that much hair but id just completely get rid of the stupid beard
30 minutes in to Dead Man's Shoes. Pretty comfy
>>201965861wow this format's a throwback
one of my little brothers dippy 18 year old mates has gotten too drunk and vomited
>>201965879legit how is he so peng
>>201965889and his name was BILL CLINTON
>>201965873I just hate how I never had asthma issues in the Netherlands or Japan because how clean the air but in America it comes back when ever it starts to have pollin or if I am by a highway
>>201965879whys he wearing a bra when he has no tits
>>201965778wtfpaedo
>>201965889have indeed thought of thisa shame too as saxophone solos can be quite the treat
Karl Pilkington's brotherhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npSe4GE21qE
>>201965903
>>201965846Negative canthal tilt.
>>201965889What’s the difference between a musician and a pizzaA pizza can feed a family of four
>>201965717I knew I had to leave NZ and that I could never be happy or even just content there. Had the option of England or Australia. Most of my peers chose Aussie and occasionally I do think i'd probably be better off financially if id picked Aus. But I honestly love England, it really is a lovely place and I vastly prefer it to NZ. Ironically in NZ there is a saying "we don't know how lucky we are in this country" and I think it applies to a lot of Brits and especially the types who would post here.
the singer for Tally Hall has a nice normal voice
>>201965942you wot
>>201965846SoftCan tell doesn't have the dark triadWon't do SHIT when an enemy tribe attacks the village
party rock is in the house tonight
>>201965955Subhuman eyes.
>>201965944>Ironically in NZ there is a saying "we don't know how lucky we are in this country" and I think it applies to a lot of Brits and especially the types who would post here.yeah I think you're right
>>201965986Paedophiles should be hunted and killed
>>201965918mental illness
>>201965889yeah youre righthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnVFGz0xYKEthese lads loved their saxomaphones in the 2000s
Wish the elder scrolls were real and when I die I reincarnate in Tamriel but with memories of my former life and also I get to choose my race and appearance etc
>>201965939waves of late 00's / early 10s memes are flooding backdid anyone ever find this stuff funny? Did I ever find it funny? I mean I definitely found the "Ima firin' my lazar" VIDEO funny
Secondary FolliclesFurther Development: The primary oocyte continues to grow, and the follicle develops a fluid-filled cavity called the antrum.Meiosis Resumption: The primary oocyte resumes meiosis but stops again at the second stage of meiosis.
>>201965935i thought you were taking the piss or something but the comments are full of karl referenceshow do they know it's his brother?
ever hope to wake up as a new person?
commiefornia rest in peacesimultaneous releasecommiefornia, show your teethshe's my priestessi'm your priestyeeeah, yeeeah, yeeeah
How Women React to Handsome Attractive Men (PSL Gods) Ep1https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irukXRDOZwk
>>201965984and how does this affect me personally?
>>201966027... because it's brother?They are both very intelligentKarl is an act
>>201966035no but i often hope to go to sleep and see whygena
if you die in tamriel you die in real life
The futures getting smallerThe past is getting bigger
>>201966035Yeah a sexy woman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAoOJLpYKJ0
>>201966035see>>201966014
>>201966085for me it's "Island In The Sun"
>>201966024i think it was always an ironic thing where it was stupid but funny because you felt like you were part of the in group who found the stupid thing funny. loads of zoomer things like it
don't ignore me you rancid swine
imagine being femalenow imagining being malehmmm?
>>201966054>benefit scrounger not sure i'd call that intelligent
>>201966111everything after the first two albums is incomparable. green album is alright but it doesn't match up
>>201966125yeah that sounds about right
RAEP HIM
we're in the end times, says every religious freak for the past 4000 yearsgive it a rest pal
>>201966138Intelligence has absolutely nothing to do with that
YOU ARE 18 YEAR OLD GIRL who live in small cityOF JAPAN
>>201965907literally just listening to this bellend vomit over and over for the last 10 minuteshe's here because they're all off to uni soon as well. he's gonna fuck it massively during freshers if he can't even hack a few beers
>>201965935>>201966027Karl confirmed it, he died a few years back.He was on Jeremy Kyle too but ITV took the clip down.
maybe you're as real as memaybe i can live with thatmaybe i need fantasylife of chasing butterfly
>>201966190hate women so much
Some of the smartest lads I ever knew didn't give a fuck about anything
>>201966190
VB
there's shit and piss inside you right nowthere's blood and organsthere's a heart pumping, bones moving, brain thinking
>>201966239bones don't move
3. Secondary FolliclesFurther Development: The primary oocyte continues to grow, and the follicle develops a fluid-filled cavity called the antrum.Meiosis Resumption: The primary oocyte resumes meiosis but stops again at the second stage of meiosis.
>>201966001Fuck off mutt schizo who hates mutts from south america
BURNIN THE MIDNIGHT OIL
>>201966180was gonna say "gotta build a tolerance somehow" but yeah come on lad it's just beer
>>201966190I'm not going to Brad the posts I'm expected to Brad anymore.
>>201966246my boner is moving towards your ear
>>201966246everything that exists is always in constant motion
>>201966253
>>201966268think i would hear tha-ACK
did you know that a babies bones are bendy
>>201966256i realised he's probably had some of a joint as well
>>201966301yeah
>>201966286was about to put on midnight oil on the ‘potify meself
>>201966286I meant like I’m at work
>>201966312oh
wonder where kurt cobain would be today if he came off the drugs and didn't kill himself
>>201966346Probably at home
hate that Pringles make your face red and itchy if you ouch your face with that dust on your fingers. dires up my skin so bad even if they are sugar free
More of a Cold Chisel man myself.
wonder where john lennon would be today if he didn't get killed by a fat yank
>>201966314good lad
dad just called and said he’s pissed and needs a lift home and if I don’t come he’ll drive himself, so now I have to choose
Wanna eat her butthole so bad
ladshow does Vanguard investing work for a stocks and shares isa?Can you buy/sell from different funds to rebalance a portfolio without it counting towards your ISA limit?
might buy more shoes
>>201966389bit of a shit ultimatum he's giving youwhat if you were tucked in and comfy
>>201966372based boomer like Clapton
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mMc83y4foU
>>201966399Exactly no respect
i feel more guilt for the death of john lennon than i do for the atlantic slave trade or the way amerindians were treated
>>201966389What a cunt
>>201966389you were once spunk in his ballsack, give your old man a lift home you ingrate
>>201965365I am subhuman because I have asthma and it makes my life hell when ever seasons change
>>201966389tell him you'll come, get the address, send an uber, ring him when it gets there to tell him to get in
4. Graafian Follicle (Mature Follicle)Final Maturation: The follicle reaches its final stage of development, and the oocyte is now called a secondary oocyte.Ovulation: The mature follicle releases the secondary oocyte during ovulation.
would you rather have a son that transitions to be a womanOr a daughter that married the darkest nilotic african man you've ever seenassume they both otherwise have fairly normal and successful lives
>>201966389Tell him to drive himself then report him to motorway policeHe will only sabotage you later in life might as well get yours in
>>201965365based
4. Graafian Follicle (Mature Follicle)Final Maturation: The follicle reaches its final stage of development, and the oocyte is now called a secondary oocyte.Ovulation: The mature follicle releases the secondary oocyte during ovulation.Secondary Oocyte!
>>201966389drunk driving is against the law.you must inform the police and get your father sent to prison.
>>20196643430 mins to where he is then 20 mins to his house and then 50 mins all the way back to mine, so if I leave now I won’t be back until after 3
>>201966445think my son's gay begged me to let him watch frozen and wants his nails painted
Lad who told his parents he was invited out tonight but actually wasn't so got all dressed up for a 6 hour solo walk here lads. Just got back in. Actually ended up having a really good night lol. Ended up getting adopted by a random group of people as I went to check the score in the Ireland game and spent the whole night with them lol. Even got a kiss off one of the birds (she was an Aussie) in the group. I can't believe its actually this easy to be social. Why the fuck did I put it off for so long?
>>201966445just a daily reminder that you are a dysgenic freak virgin and always will be. you will never cum inside a woman
>>201966482your point? unless you have been drinking you have an obligation
sharting up a storm tonight
>>201966496FONT
the only advantage britain has over america is the social cohesion
>>201966491what's it like being a dad
hopefully gna fall asleep soon nigt xxxxxxxx
everyone seethes about coffee suddenly all pretending it's a strong drugpretending they can't sleep at midnight if they get a latte after 5pmget to fuck, I could have 4 large heaped spoonfuls of coffee and maybe my heart would race a little or have scary palpitations if I'd done it already once before today, but I'd still be able to go fast asleep in an hour after
>>201966528Hope you dream about spiders in your cock x
>>201966496I must have missed your posts. How did you dress up?
5. Secondary OocyteFertilization: If fertilized by a sperm, the secondary oocyte completes meiosis and becomes a mature ovum (egg).No Fertilization: If not fertilized, the secondary oocyte degenerates and is reabsorbed by the body. and - also - ovu means "round" !! oval (al = "white") - white egg
>>201966500seethe on chuddie, nobody gives a shit about your self centred little internet tantrums
a tight warm hole
>>201966531Being sedated by caffeine is a hallmark symptom of ADHD
>>201966496GOOD LAD good lad this is what I mean when I'm always telling you lads "off to the pub with you asap"good stuff mate will hopefully boost your confidence to become happier in the long run
>>201966531>if I'd done it already once before todaydon't understand that
>>201966514My point is I can’t be fucked I’m tired
>>201966559thats you
>>201966570selfish
and? what is wrong with that
>>201966542Just put some going out clothes on. Just some black jeans and a nice shirt and sorted my hair and trimmed the beard nice and neat and all that. The hair was probably the biggest part just cuz it's normally a dry frizzy mess but if I take the time to sort it out it's actually a lovely wavy flow sort of thing.
wow, the unfertilized eggs degrade and actually get reabsorbed and the menorrhea is the vaginal lining, but i guess the body still absorbs things from that before it is expelled as peroid
Interesting drug The one that you took Tell the truth - it really helped you An interesting drug The one that you took God, it really really helped you
>>201966568my advice is you learn English
>>201966445either way id see them cremated
>>201966566That's it exactly lad. If I can go out on my own and end up making friends and getting a kiss, then imagine if I went out INTENDING to pull. It might actually work.
these people are evil
can't imagine going out and meeting a group of strangers and them letting me join themmaybe if it was spring break or the 4th of july in Florida and everyone was drunk
>>201966617oooooon a government schemeDesigned to kill your dreamOh mum, oh dadOnce poor, always poor
>>201966635No that's not how the universe works you have to just surrender yourself and go with the flow
>>201966620post forwarded to gchq, prevent, and reddit
>>201966585Also I’m tired, pretty sure dvla say not to drive tired because u can crash
>>201966606sounds pretty cool lad nice one glad it worked out for you
>>201966617is it "bad people on the RIGHT" or "bad people on the RISE"?
actualyl ov - "just means egg" according to Bing >>201966553>>201966553but oval :3
>>201966668rise
I can’t keep defending these mongs
ALLAAAAA huAQBARR
>>201965365based and Hufflepuff pilled
>>201966618read back what you wrote. it makes fuck all sense.
Imagine being alive in the 1971 and hearing this for the first timehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGEw5B850a4
>>201966653oh the dvla say its ok to abandon your drunk dad and force him to drive and probably crash and kill himself and others
>>201966679>Operascroimoing
>>201966679vgh
>>201966679in latin "s" can also be "and" at leat it was in Poet Dantes Inferno
>>201966690don't care
>Posting fucking Reddit screenshots
>>201966704Disingenuous runt
>Turkey's Erdogan calls for Islamic alliance against IsraelAny crusaders ?Bout time we had a good holy war
>>201966663Cheers lad, wishing only good things for everyone in /brit/ tbqh. Lord knows we could all use a wee boost.
>>201966644this is what being deprived of a pub culture looks like
legale hispanics pro Trump
>>201966679I approve of the spread of latin, and hopefully soon Greek. The menswear guy on x/twitter is trying to get chaps to dress better. Hopefully we will return to greatness.
Have you ever thought really hard about the number 130
>>201966729they should go back to tengrism and form a turkic alliance
keep looking at my pairs of shoes and being like "they're so nice"
>>201966679It’s over kambala is actually gonna win. That’s insane
>>201966730These cretins are on a one way trip to hell
>in latin "s" can also be "and" >at leat it was in Poet Dantes Inferno
follicles are small, fluid-filled sacs located within the ovaries. Each follicle contains an immature egg (oocyte)that makes the ovaries an endosperm! the seed is in the inside as opposed to angiosperm, where the seeds are on the outside
>>201966727how do you sleep at night? seriously you have dishonoured your own father in order to shitpost on /brit/
>>201966679IQ correlates strongly with political opinionThe more right wing, the lower IQ, the more left wing, the higher IQAsk yourself who would win a debate. Donal Trump or Karl Marx? Liz Truss or Lenin? Boris Johnson or Mao Zedong?
>>201966678that's what i hear, but even online lyric sites list "right" as the correct one, it's annoying
>meet someone for the first time>They make some sort of comment about me being very tall>Inevitably make some sort of comment like "You must be fucking a new bird every day">I reveal that I am not doing such a thing>They tell me it's a waste and spend ten minutes telling me about all the shagging they'd do if they were as tall as meI have had this happen no less than 100 (ONE HUNDRED) times in my adult life. Always from lads under 5'10". It drives me mad.
>>201966757
>>2019667232024 4chanthe twitter screencaps are worse
Was feeling tired, drank some coffee, don’t feel tired anymore, crazy
overies are endopermic >>201966789horseand the vagina is endospermic too! ahahah!
>>201966784most people are stupid is the thingyou need stupid policies for a stupid people
>>201966784The left correlates with mental illness tbf
>>201966729>die for Israel!!! It's what Christianity is about!!!get fucked with your death cult, LARPer chud freak
>>201966753yeah when i had my first drug induced psychotic break numbers meant a lot to me. especially 1, 3, 7, 10, 13, 18, 23, 27, 30, 31, 33, 34, 37, 40, 41, 42 (huge), 44, and some larger ones would defo have given 130 a ponder at some point as it has 13 at the start
>>201966644I actually bumped into some yanks on my way home too. They were really loud and annoying, but they were nice. They seemed confused as to why I found it weird that they came to this shithole for a holiday.
>>201966784Donald Trump woudl beat Lenin in a debate but it would depend on the crowd if the crowd matters
just remembered i got some cold pizza in the fridge from last night let’s focking go
Hate the company I work for.The department I work is full of people who just moan about other departments all day and bitch about everyone else which I can't stand.Soulless horrible office environment.
>>201966818I'd have added 2,5,8,16,32 and 64 in there but it's a good list to be interested in
>>201966839I’m madly in love with my boss
Pushing my hernia back in because the NHS wont
>>201966834I have no such luxuries and as envious as I am of you I will also celebrate your good fortune
>>20196684516 was a number of some interest but i disregarded its actual significance as it's my birthday and so i assumed bias
>>201966812are you okay?you having a moment there buddy?
>>201966860i think you can do that. it was always an option
>>201966860what the hell are they good for then
>>201966839I've also realised I strongly dislike working with groups of women. Individually, they're tolerable, but women together are irritating, indecisive, and bureaucratic.
Who do i have to suck off to get a (You) around here?
1123581321345589144233377610987159725844181676510946
get that bloody hernia pushed back in NOW
Tertiary (Antral) Follicles: Fully mature follicles that are visible on an ultrasound. One of these will become the dominant follicle.the LEFT ovary! maybe
>>201966890Me get on your knees lad
>>201966784boris would banter mao into self immolation
>>201966868Nobody ITT is going to die for Israel Nobody cares about your cult Fuck off
>>201966890*raises paw* ^w^
>>201966812CringeIsrael is based and fascist
/brit/ is a supporter of Israel
yeah Boris would rekt Mao
>>2019668674 squared, and the square root of 256. Smallest number with exactly 5 divisors, and the only number that can be both the diameter and the area of a square
>>201966907monged post on so many levels
>>201966943>>201966943>>201966943
>>201966941chairman mong
the chuddie freak is replying to himself again you know who you arepathetic loser
