Keikaku edition.Duped >>201932968
>>201972642what's wrong with that?he's gay and he likes to get fucked in camera, you're acting as if he'd have to be ashamed of itaccept it, he lost the weight and you're still fat
>>201972717I didn't say there's anything wrong with that.In fact, I think 'cado did a risky play when his content was growing and it paid off, now he's rich and it's in a healthy weight.
>>201972775that's what I believe too
>>201972642He's such an idol
I think I'm going to have buttered toasted bread slices and a protein shake for breakfast today too.
you can't just make something up and present it as a fact
Someone post his asshole the Canadian needs proof
Good morning Sirs.RIP : >>201968648
Shut up fags.
>>201973950
Good morning sirs. Overslept so I'll only be able to go to the gym in the afternoon, so fucking over.>>201972883>broteinHow many grams of protein do you consume a day that comes from ultra-processed food (like protein shake and protein bar)?>>201973950Sorry to break it to you maltabro, but I'll gaypost as a joke today (once). Be warned in advance.
>>201974720>orientalswine.webm
I asked AI to make him flirt with office qts but it didn't work
I almost forgot about victory day.
>>201975084Lmao
>>201974897You know.... I haven't posted that in a while....
>>201974897I was wondering what wine were you thinking about until seeing >>201975112>>201975084He's explaining his farting trick
The missus
>>201975104Prompt was "Maltese man with Maltese flag and spending time in his garage with his pet parrot" but AI gave me Jeremy Clarkson from Top Gear for some reason, also no Maltese flag
>>201975277Lmao, this must be a honeypot
>>201975144>>201975335Kek.>>201975277She's cheap.
>tfw scrolling through FB and you encounter a comment by a family member.Kek
>>201953824>the finnish asking if he's mixed>catnigga>the long hair twinko loregemmie
I bought kitchen paper instead of toilet paper. So over...Also hello /med/oids>>201975084Holy shit, he's literally me kek>>201975277kek, based
>>201977708le cul irrité est arrivé
>>201977048Kek this is gold. I like seeing medoids in the wild, especially in breizhotwink shitposts.>>201977855c'est fini... Il me reste encore un dernier rouleau, va falloir le faire compter.
>>201977916steal a roll at work
>>201978004I'm not brown though... I will have to be a good goy and go back buy another pack next week.
>>201978051just do every poo there then
>>201975084Put a wig on him and he almost looks like Le Révanchard...
I wish I was him.https://youtu.be/GzJ2GtzTlVg?si=eNqx1Q9hqt9owIwv
>>201975084Literally Gironde >>201978276That's just a lousy coincidence
>>201975084>>>201975277Would genocide untermensch with.>>201975335kek
>>201974720Normally I only take a single protein shake with 25 g of protein.
@Maltabro>>>/gif/27819042
>>201978276I hope you didn't have that nightmare again...
>>201974720you can clearly see her pussy
>>201980886Based kermit getting a stiffy.
Watching the regatta live on TV and I like how the starting shot is done by an AFM member with a rifle.>>201980886Kek. I used to watch these omegle/chat roulette videos a long time ago.
henlo, no more /tr/. /med/ is now best fren
>>201981024No, I actually had a dream that the Magyaroid confessed to everybody on /med/ that he was actually a rusalka. Nobody believed him until he posted a picture of his hair, and then everybody started making jokes about how they're never going near rivers or lakes in Hungary ever again. Then he kept saying things like "haha, no I'd never do that" in like a half-joking way.
This is how they live in Japan.
I have metaphorically annihilated the toilet.>>201982449What happened to /tr/.
>>201983048Nips are not supposed to have this much freetime
>>201983103it died. everyone else got a life i guess
Good afternoon, it's raining and i hate the universe
I am white enough to not be recognized as a nafri but I’m brown enough to not be recognized as a native french, who should I larp as?>t. lebanese
>>201983226I see. Moving to /med/ is the natural option.>>201983681Why larp to begin with?
>>201983681Italian.
>>201983665Love girls with big personalities.
>>201983951Yes
There's a Maltese guy who has a TV programme and among other things his association is currently aiding the Christians of Gaza. The funny bit here is that there's this video of him next to a container full of bags of rice and he's dressed like a fucking Hospitaller lmao. I don't know if he's actually a member or not but it is funny nonetheless.
>>201985029What's funnier is that they're apparently working with the actual Order on this so it is so silly of he's just playing dress-up.
>>201983785I don’t want to be lumped in the same group with the nafris
>>201985944If someone lumps a Lebanese with nafris, then they're dumb enough to not care for what they say.
Am playing the Mario fangame, I'm in hotel run by the mafia
Orc lives matter.
>>201986824That hack seems very trippy.
>>201985857come join eu4 game
>>201986859Yeah it's fun, too bad new levels are mixed with old levels so you have to play levels from the original game to get access to new ones
l could be posting "l"s instead of "I"s and no one would know...I am bringing chaos and upheaval.>>201978276ahah come on, Venetanon is right. Just a coincidence...>>201983048>cats>dioramaI love this. So cute!
>>201983177lol
>>201987005It'd be ok for me since I never got that far anyway.
>>201988072>l could be posting "l"s instead of "I"s and no one would know...You are one sick puppy.This is what we get for dismantling all the insane asylums in the 1980s. Thanks, Reagan.>>201988112What the hell is with the blurry bar at the bottom of the screen? If you go to 1:20, it perfectly covers her toes. That feels purposeful, malicious.
>>201988112I could fix her...First step would be to stop dumping money on physical and downloading Mihon. Half the job done.
>>201986638L'mafia di los Calabresi percolo piu felichitá
I've lightly injured my shoulder yesterday at the mixed padel match, some sort of stubborn contracture into scapula muscles, but it seems better today. If i do chinups it hurts at first, then goes away as i go on. I'm letting it rest a bit, and only doing light exercises for all the rotators, for a few days.The girl i'm seeing is writing me more messages, asking what i do, how it's going, telling me her day. This looks promising. The other one confirmed disappeared.As disgusting as it sounds, i hope to be a sex haver again soon. Not sure if it will happen tho.
>>201988837>The girl i'm seeing is writing me more messages, asking what i do, how it's going, telling me her day. This looks promisingI like where this is going.Perhaps if you tell her about your sore shoulder, she might offer to massage it for you?
>>201988973If brescianon doesn't act quick, the /med/ summer of love will soon turn into /med/ autumn of love.
>>201972717why are you gay be ashamed spawn of satanj
>>201988973>Perhaps if you tell her about your sore shoulder, she might offer to massage it for you?Doubt it, but who knows.>>201989007Eh, summer is already over here. It's raining, and the plans are for rain to keep going.It's all over. Global warming failed us.
>>201989172At least the rain stops the smog (and rains it down on all the valley).
>>201989007>>If brescianon doesn't act quick, the /med/ summer of love will soon turn into /med/ autumn of love.He's already won /med/ Summer of Love. Not to diminish his romantic achievements, but it was kind of a disappointing year. I feel like many people just didn't try this time.
I recently had a date with a cute brown girl.
>>201989565Brune?
>>201989432>many people just didn't try this timeBe the change you want to happen.
>>201989800I am the referee. The arbiter. Judge Judy and executioner.How would you feel if you were watching AC Inter Milan play Jueventas, and the referee suddenly snatched the ball away from Ronaldo, twirled around in a circle a dozen times, then punted the ball into the back of the net? I'm sure you'd cry shenanigans.
>>201989700We talked for like 2h30.Once home, I gave her my number, telling her that if she wants to keep going, she can text me.She texted me saying she had a good time.So I proposed a second date.
>>201990153Congrats my man. I never went out with a brown cutie, did you tell her that one of your objectives is to insert your penis into her vagina with the purpose of procreation? I advise you against doing so, it can be misunderstood.
>>201990318She then told me she was busy next week.I attempted smalltalk for a few days and asked again.She eventually told me she did not "feel it" and don't want another date.Time to Chudmaxx.
>mfw I was able to fit on a jacket that belonged to my brother.I am happy with my progress so far. I can't wait until I continue.
>tfw paid her a 5€ juice for nothing, not even a kiss
Some milf started doing triceps extensions like 70 cm in front of me as I was squatting and her 10/10 fat ass was literally right in my face. Her bending over while doing triceps extensions was the cherry on top of the cake. She also just sat on the bench and watched me doing hip thrusts after which she smiled at me.Does this happen in your country?2x12 squat3x11 leg press3x12 calves3x10 leg curl3x12 hip thrust3x11 leg extension3x12 adduction3x12 abduction
>>201990052Sadly for your hypothetical scenario, I don't care about football.>>201990153Did she like your BBC (I'm sure she felt it when you came close for the juice trading)?
>>201990554>Does this happen in your country?Don't know if you're making shit up or if you're just the most sexually harassed man on earth.>>201990599Bitch seemed to not even look at me in the eyes. It's over.
>>201990448It's her loss. Time will eat up her options and one day she will regret this decision.Pic related: me, and should be you as well, after i understood that it's about the proper match to find. The numbers are against us, no doubt. But you can't win without a fight.
>>201990628>Don't know if you're making shit up or if you're just the most sexually harassed man on earth.I'm a laughing stock. Imagine how many pussy I could slay if I weren't autistic. Though I probably wouldn't because extramarital sex is le bad.Mom's friend whom I already shitposted about is visiting us this week and I'm already afraid of what I'll wear because I don't want her verbally harassing me.
>>201990628>Don't know if you're making shit up or if you're just the most sexually harassed man on earth.Seems like steve immigrated to Hungary.
I'm sick of being left on read after my opener Like what do I need to tell these whores to actually give me some attention Am I right to believe that the opener doesn't even matter that much and it's just the profile pics that matter?
>>201990504holy Jewry
>>201990979it can matter, but it's mostly about looking good and answering fast to her like i think
>>201990703>wan piss That's going to be a yikes from me dog.
Also got a bunch of likes recently, but i don't even feel like matching them, like some look old, other make very strange facewho the fuck do normal girls who want a serious relationship match with ? gigachad can't manage them all
>>201986708Saved
>>201991064Not the first, not the last yikes i will get. I will keep reading contents aimed at literal toddlers, it doesn't matter.
>>201991130Fuck off nordoid, your kind is not welcome here
>>201991088Honestly I'm thinking of dropping dating apps and just start going on clubs solo. I'm sick of fat bitches thinking they're better than me
STOP CALLING ME FAT IM NOT FUCKING FAT
>>201991256i'm on the apps because i can't do it irl frbut i you can go for it>>201991265big twinkus
>>201991265Eh.
>>201991149Thats an odd way of saying "Thank you for the tourism, which is the only thing keeping us from becoming just another brown, third world shithole"
>>201991265Gras baguette devourer
>>201991363It's not the handful of orange monkeys keeping the boat from sinking, it's the hordes of amerilards and soviet oligarcs
>>201991363Nobody said that, you are crazy and high on that weird tobacco you suck over there
>>201991345don't make me tummypost...
>>201991702Don't you mean fat bellypost?
>>201992217Holy lordosis on the right one.
>>201991265
>>201972717Suck his dick already omfg
Another metaphorical annihilation.
>>201991265>Half japaneseAlways assumed you were half chinese. The japanese part explains you being a bottom ngl. Do you speak nihongo though?
>>201991931>this is morbidly obese in Portugal>>201993119im not half Japanese lmao
>>201993055Hot of the presses
>>201993280>>201956244
Today's training.Barbell row 3x10 with 3x8 with 80 kg.Pull ups 3x8 with bodyweight.
>>201993365Kek
>>201993383a devilish trick I'm afraid
>>201993383what is memeingeveryone one know he is 42% vietcong
>>201993444Checked. I had no idea tbf.
The real /med/ map
did you know the Byzantine Empire sent spies to China and stole the secret of silk manufacturing from them?true story!
>>201993678>so, what is the secret to making this "silk"?>well, it turns out that you just watch some bugs do it for a while, then you take it off them and spin it like wool
>>201993999>bit racist innit>nah mate, i mean real bugs
>>201994198I chuckled sensibly. Now I have to find some way to atone for my sinophobia. Thanks a lot, Brune.
>>201993678It wasn't really China. They didn't know where the worms were from and were told it was from a place that literally translated into something like 'silk land'. Because Arabs and Persians are cunts they never told the source so Byzantine somehow found out about the trade routes and tailed them. Most of the silk was being manufactured by Persians, the dynasty in China at the time was more or less ruled by Parthians/Sogdians. Tang dynasty was about as Chinese as Uyghurs.
It is supposed to rain tomorrow.
>>201994335don't count on a chinese gf in 2025
https://youtu.be/b4WEg_I8BjMThis would be fun to play with /med/.
>>201994461Gman is already playing it seems
>>201993280Skinniest frog in existence.You looked much larger in your thousand layers of clothing in the other thread, my apologies breizh-sama...>>201993581LUV ME SUM YOGA HURT>>201993593Breizh confirmed nordoid.>>201993999The human mind is amazing.>europeans watch bees making honey>rob them and consume it>asians watch bugs make silk>rob it and use it>indians watch cows poo>>>201994461Me slacking.
>>201990448You can pickup a white passing 6-7/10 from lebanon with your french passport my fren
>>201994402>be skinny with small booba>so skinny your period stops>go to doctor>doctors gives you ultra hormones to get your period back>ultra hormones give you mega milk plus some very slight weight gainYep, that picture is after the weight gain. Modern medicine is amazing and frightening at the same time.
>>201994892I really loved the jacket and it was on sales but only medium size...
>>201995275Who killed the Heavy thoughever
>>201995347gaben for being a hack and never releasing the heavy updateI hope deadlock flops
>>201995448https://is2.4chan.org/int/1725792197468026.webm
>>201995448>I hope deadlock flopsUnfathomably basedUnpopular opinion, but I personally think Heavy is absolutely fine as is, I play him often and always have a tonne of fun with him. However I realise that his gameplay might be a little unidimensional for some
>>201990504It's okay to not forgive and never forget how they did you wrong forever.At least it wasn't a €15 kebab though. Imagine buying that for someone and then they don't even have the decency to have sex with you afterwards.
>>201995633worst, just having one bite into itchef will hold you responsible
>>201995633Point is, we don't want revenge, we want sex. SEX
>>201995613I like heavy a lot too and I play him pretty often but mainly because I'm an actual child mentally and his voice lines still make me laugh after hearing them for 12 yearsbut imagine all the different loadouts you could make with other actually good minigun alternatives or even a kinda memeish melee heavy playstylewhat could have been... >>201995524
France is our best friend in the entire worldPic related is a French guy and British guy - they both worked on building the Channel Tunnel
>>201995799I think that fat scout could be very fun if properly implemented with some substitution for the minigun: the problem is what exactly? I honestly don't know >his voice lines still make me laugh after hearing them for 12 yearsLol me too
>>201995873Me on the left
>>201995764>thoughtless, feckless, self-indulgentMe when she turns up to the date wearing closed-toe footwear.>>201995873There is a weird sort of underlying eroticism to the Channel Tunnel that people don't talk about very often. It's just this constant movement of people and goods between the two countries - kind of reminds me of when people kiss and they exchange saliva.
>>201996133Me at the end of the tunnel, counting my pennies so I can afford another holiday to la France
>>201995873did they fucked?>>201996022need a big ass beefed up shotgun that replaces the minigun or something
>>201994461>spanking his ass while he's shitting on the toiletkek'd
>>201996421Isn't the cripple a feetfag? He was based beyond belief, making the queen satisfy his degeneration
>>201995764>>201996421Who's the pic, where it's from
>>201996543He's a cunt, from a shithole
>>201996421>There is a weird sort of underlying eroticism to the Channel Tunnel that people don't talk about very often. It's just this constant movement of people and goods between the two countries - kind of reminds me of when people kiss and they exchange saliva.Er.... yeah>>201996522>did they fucked?Dunno. Their private lives are none of my business.
POV: you're a newly graduated Breton and it's your first day at workhttps://is2.4chan.org/int/1725821009937156.webm
>>201996531I like to think he's the /tv/ self-insert character. Disabled 4D chessmaster incel who makes women uncomfortable and supports ourguy.>>201996543HE PROTECTS THE RATCATCHERSTHE ENTIRE KINGDOM DEPENDS ON THEIR LABOURSWITHOUT THEM, WE ARE RUINED, UNDONE
>>201988169
>>201995524Is this from the upcoming film?
>>201997781Can't spoil sorry
>>201996909Otto has always been overly dramatic, but both Viserys and Aegon are utterly retarded so i understand his distress.
>>201997843Understandable.
>>201993593I don't even like butter (an ultimate proof that I am totally /med/)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7MiaSr-0ug>>201993678Based <3
>>201998069What is her expression trying to convey? Disgust? Hate? Boredom?
>>201998069The wagie in that pic must be annoyed
>>201998183She just ripped a fat one so hard it sounded like a heated argument between Zeus and Odin.>>201998205I wouldn't blame her.
>>201997970>Otto has always been overly dramatic, but both Viserys and Aegon are utterly retarded so i understand his distress.Imagine babysitting an entire family of inbred, nuke-wielding retards for your entire life. You're literally the head tard wrangler and have to constantly stop them from doing stupid shit every day. You trick the king into marrying your daughter (because he's a retard, he falls for it) in the hope that your grandson will be more impressionable and easier to control, but all he does is hire his retarded friends to be top level secret service agents, then flies his nuke into his brother's nuke and blows his cock off.I love that scene right at the end of season 2 where Otto is sitting in the dungeon, because you know he's been there for at least a few weeks (if not months), so he's had time to think about all this.
POV: You just entered Gman's room on a Saturday evening (he invited you over to play some bing bing wahoo)
>>201998945
I refuse to watch HotD s2.
>>201998945oops, looks like there's not enough controllers for 2... There's another special joystick stacked somewhere though.But seriously, how did you get that pic of me?
>>201999086Would that we all had your foresight and wisdom.Even fatman himself wrote a blog about how much he hates it (although he deleted it after a few hours because, I speculate, HBO threatened to stop sending him cheques if he didn't).
>>201974720this ugly shameless pig needs to get slaughtered
>>201999154Sorry Gman, I just saved that pic from some shitty board of this website called 4chan.
>>201998945why is gironde such a fuckable slut bros??
One trianon was not enough
>>201999086You will watch the show and you will hate it
>>201999358I think every year we should make Hungary smaller by pushing the border in a few dozen miles from every direction. We keep doing this year after year until the entire country of Hungary is just the Magyar's house. Then, we take away his passport and close the border.
>>201999301It's ok, it's a very old pic anyway when I still had hair.>>201999339Can't top if you lose the 150CC though.>>201999358kek
>>201999451Ziggers do this in Sakartvelo.
>>201999451Holy shit, best post in today's thread, catnigga.>>201999521Btw we're so fucking back, gman. Found a roasting business from whom apparently I could get some quality coffee that would make my tastebuds coom.>Honduras>Brazil>Guatemala>EthiopiaYou know more about coffee than I do, which coffee based on origin would you think could taste the best?
>>201999621Vatniks are terrible people
>>201999658>You know more about coffee than I doI actually know nothing and just pick my coffee region of origin at random until I find something I like lol.So far my fav is Tanzania. Out of yours, I'd say Guatemala because it would sound like the strongest. Honestly you're better off asking them.
Good night sisters.>>201999880>gman>knows nothing about coffeeGuess that's enough internet for today. I will never recover from such a shocking discovery.
>>201999621>Ziggers do this in Sakartvelo.A sobering reminder of how awful it must be to share a border with Russia. Some countries luck out and get Portugal or Uruguay as neighbours, while others get invaded.
>>201999658The best coffees are Portuguese or Italian blends. Accept no other.>>201998945Nice calves gman, seems like the walks and hiking a are doing wonders.
>>201999621>>201999960It's sad because I like Georgia (not just because muh dad's family is over there), like culturally is a neet country and very beautiful, also Kartvelian girls are peak fr fr.
>>201995873>albi*ns>having friends
>>202001364Yes we do Joao, deal with it
Just finished Alien Romulus, nice one, really reminds of the older aliens, the last creep was disgusting
>>201998945I don't remember gman being this ZESTY>>202001033>The best coffees are Portugueselel>>202001412you only have interests>Joaothat is a portuguese nametry something more popular like Wanderson next time
Buy one, get one free. Offer ends in 5 hours.
There is nothing that makes me happy other than the gym.I spend rest days with an overwhelming sense of misery.
>>202001712This but with football and videogames (not even those sometimes)
>>202001626
>>202001956AVEhe might acually gain some votes from this
>>202001505I meant the blends booma. We don’t produce coffee (the bean). Huezillian coffee is good.>>202001626200 denarii for the brunette please.>>202001956KEKGoing to start my anual read of Lord of the Rings (plus The Hobbit and Silmarillion). Only five years late.
>>202001956I'll learn Latin one day.
>>202002309I started learning koine greek, but unfortunately there was not enough interest for the second semester so the class was cancellednot enough autists in this place it seems
I bit my tongue quite harshly yesterday and now I can't move it around without feeling pain.>>202002403I don't know how I would go about doing it. Maybe befriending a priest would help kek.
>>202002543check also at the university, here they usually offer courses for the public outside it
>>202001956Multiple people had to approve and make this before it ended up on the side of the road. This was the result of collective stupidity, not one man's error.
>>202002309Io l'ho fatto a scuola per 5 anni, essendo andato al liceo classico (assieme al greco antico)Buonanotte signori
>>202002756Probably. That's something for the future.>>202002825Non ho avuto la opportunità. Buonanotte.
>>202002309>I'll learn Latin one day.You already speak Italian, which is basically just Latin zoomerspeak. Any particular reason you'd choose Latin over, for example, Ancient Greek or Old English?
>>202003039Might as well learn Church Slavonic.
>>202003941Can you read Old Church Slavonic? Is it similar enough to Russian that you can unlock the secrets of mediaeval monks?
>>202004294>Can you read Old Church Slavonic?If it's not in glagolitsa, then it's readable, although some letters are dated or even ancient, so they may require to know the actual meaning. I mean I've had something like the church records, and I could read it, but the day/month/year dates were weird because they weren't using the numbers but letters or combinations of letters. Kinda common when it comes to this stuff.>Is it similar enough to Russian that you can unlock the secrets of mediaeval monks?I've a little psalter, it's the same language, yeah. Which is why they do say it's easier for a Russian person to understand a Bulgarian person due to the fact that those two languages are mostly close to what Church Slavonic is. The only problem with reading is that it's archaic and may not represent our modern grammar, pronouns, spellings are also specific.
>>202004631I'm jelly, I wish I could read ancient texts in my language, but beyond maybe 500 or 600 years, it's mostly just jibberish to me.>but the day/month/year dates were weird because they weren't using the numbers but letters or combinations of letters.I encountered a similar problem once when I was doing some research on the French Revolution during my degree. They completely swapped to a new calendar, with each month having a fancy new name and being divided into three 10-day weeks.Trying to find out what the 8th day of the 2nd week of Floréal was in real months that the rest of the world was using at the time was confusing.
>>202004631>they weren't using the numbers but letters or combinations of letterssame as koine greek
