broccoli edition
nigga
world class edition
raping a broccoli
>go out>drink responsibly>have a meh/mostly shit time>feel mostly fine the next dayor>go out>drink irresponsibly>feel ontop of the world>black out>wake up feeling awful filled with anxiety and an earfull from a mate for how i was actingsigh cant win lads just cant win
busting a nigga nut
Here you go. Very clearly the data shows the more left wing you are the smarter you are. And likewise the more right wing you are, the stupider you are.Doesn't take a genius to tell the clear difference in IQ between your average Britain First/ Reform UK supporter who gets drunk and riots at the Cenotaph versus the caliber of people who supported Corbyn or the Greens or whatever.Doesn't take a genius to see how thick Liz Truss and Lee Anderson are and how smart Tony Benn was and John McDonnell is.Doesn't take a genius to recognise Trump can't string a sentence together and rambles about Hannibal Lecter versus the quality of the volumes of literature produced by Marx, Engels and Lenin.There's a reason Einstein was a Socialist while UKIP/Reform UK/BNP got support from Bazza with no teeth down at the pub.
eating poo
imagine being a monkey so small that you lived in a forest of broccoli stems
>>20198584711 year old me would’ve HATED this edition
eating nigga shit
sex
Spainpaedo bait above this post
Imagine having to lay your hands on sackedtranny's spaff stained clothes to try and stop them from stabbing themselves in the tummy.
preemptively
ha
diarhoeaing into a water balloon and throwing it at my grans face
>>201985919midwit trap
Rorke intellectuals:PlatoNietzscheSpenglerEvolaMishimaFordTeslaD.W. GriffithFischerThe Wright brothersRussel BrandLeftypol intellectuals:Hillary ClintonJeremy CorbynMadonnaKaty PerryObamaThe Russel duo(Russel Kane, Russel Howard)Owen JonesThat Paki slagThat Twitch streamer
consuming runtslop
>>201985919That’s convinced me tbf
please visit tuscany
Home...
>>201985963The data suggests otherwise, low IQ mong.
>>201985971I've got a Rustler burger just shouting my name
>>201985967katy perry saying she gives her hubby blowies to do housework gave me a stiffy
>>201985977why is that glass looking like an elephant's foot?
still don't understand how faggots exist
>>201985978Looks like Stockholm
>>201985991nuke the burgerbuns in the toastercorrrrr
>>201985977that beer looks so fucking peng
The Germans probably landed on the moon as early as 1942, using their larger exoatmospheric rocket saucers of the Miethe and Schriever types.
free plasticine
>>201985995>hubbyone of the most revolting words in the english language
Jesu Joy of Mans Desiring on ClassicFM
>>201986025Wonderful chebs
>>201985995Also a fake story, nobody as rich as her or her her husband needs to do housework, they all have maids and cleaners
>>201986025perfect tits
>>201985978Looks like Newington in Edinburgh. Full of junkies.
>>201986025have been known to indulge in tranny porn on occasions myself but I just don't get how gay blokes are into smelly pooey hairy man arses and man bodies, they're proper rank state of it
>>201986025cronem owned
I have done FUCK ALL this weekend
I have done FUCK ALL this life
I suppose in many respects I should be grateful. I've had many good things happen to me since attempting to end my life. Things are much better in more ways than I can begin to describe. But there's always that lingering sense of "what if..." that plagues my thoughts. My melancholia is chronic and persistent. It's medication resistant. The pills don't do much but I take them anyway. A placebo? I don't know. Taking the first step is meaningless if you don't keep on walking. And I've got a long road ahead.
>>201986075Men have strong muscular bodies and large throbbing cocks THOUGH
egg
>>201986025I can objectively see that they are nice boobs (large, firm, etc) but they don’t give me any sexual pleasure whatsoeverA nice juicy veiny cock with a slight upward bend though? Gets my own cock throbbing in secondsCan’t explain it
>>201986096>>201985958>>201985958>>201985958
just saw a bloke in a dress
Ice Cold in Alex. Absolute belter of a film
>>201986123how's yer da doing anyway
anybody who says words like "melancholia" is a geeky gimpy cunt
>>201986123happen to pass by Aldi in Shrewbury by any chance?
>>201986075pooey arses are pengsimple ass
>>201986133he walked into that one
>>201985919>posts a graph>no study of the source>thinks you do one study and write one table and that's it that's the end of scienceomg how are lefties so utterly retarded no wonder covid happened
>>201986112reckon you might be gay lad
hollow earth is out there
>>201986096Will you post your tits again please?
>>201986112
>>201986112bit of a fruity post this one
The most critical mistake of my adult life was when I stopped going to the Mixed Lacross club at uni after the first few sessionsI could have have developed social skills, learnt how to talk to women, and maintained fitness, but instead I became a slugThat was 8 years ago now
Do you guys ever pick individual stocks or just throw it on an ETF for peace of mind?
Now he is samefagging to drum up interest because the post didn't gain any traction
>>201986153My boyfriend has thought the same
>>201986180> I became a sluglol this is me
>>201986180*throws salt on you*
>>201986185GME slut through and through
>>201986180more of a snail myself
nth for the gyaldem
>>201986185Whoever's in charge of my pension does that for me
>>201986185I'll pick an individual stock if there's a trading ideaFor instance during covid I bought shell and astrazeneca because it was clear they were gonna go upBut that rarely happens so better to use the index ETFs
Is it normal to feel like this? I feel like the world is slowly dying. Like time is running out. Trickling away like water down a drain. And I feel like things are happening on too big a scale for me to matter. For me to make a difference. So what am I doing? Sitting in a car that's about to crash. The doors are locked and the steering wheel is jammed. The brakes are cut and the clutch is broken. I know time is running out but all I can do is fiddle with the lights and window wipers. Nothing that means something is within my control.
>>201986112https://www.twitch.tv/velcuz/clip/HumbleYawningPanOhMyDog-p1Pig3SLybcQ3pdl
rorkebros we're back in a big way
>>201986225Nerds have lots of sex with eachother
>>201985978don't know why they can't build a bunch of these in australia, it would help sort the housing crisis
>>201986211based retard bag holder
>>201986261A sense of impending doom is a symptom of being chronically unable to control one's stress response
>>201986261You could post your tits on here and make me happy. YOU have that power.
get them housed
>>201986269we're gonna win big
>Is it normal to feel like this? I feel like the world is slowly dying. Like time is running out. Trickling away like water down a drain. And I feel like things are happening on too big a scale for me to matter. For me to make a difference. So what am I doing? Sitting in a car that's about to crash. The doors are locked and the steering wheel is jammed. The brakes are cut and the clutch is broken. I know time is running out but all I can do is fiddle with the lights and window wipers. Nothing that means something is within my control.
>>201986276supply doesnt lower prices. prices must always go up or the banking system and the national economy will collapse
always a bit sad when a married man calls his wife his "partner"nigga that is your WIFE
>>201986310and then what
>>201986332How about a longterm girlfriend
>>201986310House em back home
sacked tranny is trying so fucking hard to be annoying lol, pathetic specimen
>>201986243 avoid medicine stocks, especially those that are on a cunthair between profitabilty and the abyss
>>201986329well it can't keep on like this or society will collapse
>>201986332I do it sometimes because I find it funny to know people might be assuming I’m gay
>>201985967Rorke Intellectuals:Liz TrussLee AndersonKemi BadenochBoris JohnsonDonald Trump Elon Musk Andrew TateTim PoolBen ShapiroMatt Walsh Alex Jones Adin RossNick FuentesThe Daily MailGB NewsAntivaxxers / Flat Earthers / etc Leftypol intellectuals:Jeremy CorbynTony BennJohn McDonnell Caroline LucasKarl MarxVladimir LeninRosa Luxembourg Slavoj ZizekYanis VaroufakisGreta ThunbergAlbert Einstein HasanabiContrapointsNovara MediaClimate Activists / Anti-War protestors
>>201986271why are so many of anons in this thread virgins then?
>>201986364I've gotten out after making 25%
>>201986261>Driving instructor: brookie I just asked you to reverse into a bay of your choosing
>>201986346mrs calls me her partner. always feel like a lesbian for it. i call her my bird or my mrs.
Rorke's mum standing at the doorway slapping her chebs together in honour of the refugee wank squad
>>201986346well yeh that's what the term usually means, i'm talking about actual married people who just do it because of woke
Was a sauce found on this vid?
i'm just a silly boyfailure :3
>I AM A FEMALE POLICE OFFICER, AND I FIND THAT OFFENSIVE
>>201986366yes it can. they can just keep the cameras on the housed and tell the unhoused to try harder
>>201986025Her boobs give me the same feeling as looking at the eyes of some Eldrich being in a Dark Souls game or those weird frog things that give you Death status
>>201986151>no study of the sourceYou mean "no source of the study".Also, it's literally on the graph.You're just proving again how rightoids are thick as shit.
>>2019864055'3 ftm pooner with the puberty beard and the kazoo voice posted this
Anyone fancy joining me in a group wank?
>>201986404dumb coomer i will not support your addiction
Another reply to himself but he didn't even bother to change up the posting style
>>201986453What are we wanking to? World peace? Good health?
>Hasanabi
>>201986395Not worth the stress, never has been. Think I to had to sell at a loss to rotate in other stocks.
sacked tranny sounds like a good writer tbf
>>201986420once the boomers start dying off and their kids start liquidating their assets house prices will drop like flies
>>201986474what happened?
>>201986474problem, rorke?
>virgin at age 30>bodycount above 40 by the age of 31If any of you are still big virge's, break the duck. Don't care how you do it, just get the first one over with and the rest will come.
>>201986431>makes claim>reeee you have to find the evidence for my claimhowling how are you this braindead
AAAAAAANNYY OLD IROOOONNN!????SCRAP METAL WASHING MACHINES TUMBLE DRYERSAANNNNYYYY OLD IRRROOOONNNNN!!????
>>201986518>bodycount above 40 by the age of 31different prozzie every time?
>>201986518Easier for gays
>>201986518story? how did this happen how u suddenly become a mega chad
>>201986518Old virgins just need to get it out their system, shag prostitutes to build the shagging confidence
>>201986520If you are unable to speak English or read a graph that's your problem for being sub -70IQ.Not much more I can do if I put the evidence in front of your and your brain can't understand it.
>>201986518>>virgin at age 30>>bodycount above 40 by the age of 31did you make yer da wear a different wig each time?
flossing my pooey arsehole
>>201985857come join eu4 game british
>>201986553>mega chadYou will never, ever, ever have sex
too bloody right, it's none of your business rorkeget them housed and get the flats furnished. End of!
>>201986570Havent thought of the great body floss in years thank you
>>201986381All the rorkes and chuds silent after this one
Rorke going to Ibiza with his nan
>>201986625>I though you said I want to go to pizza
any of you lads into crisps?
Can tell the thread is fully of leftypol indians because it's their day off
>>201986553As I said lad, once you get over that first hump (hehe) it just becomes normal. Getting a shag is as normal as going to the pub. I got lucky in that the first one was a bird very aggressively pursuing me to the point where I didn't really get the chance to puss out. Once you've got that first notch, you lose that virgin aura, so to speak. Anyone who's a shagger with a virgin mate knows exactly the aura I'm on about.
>made caesar salad for the family>went out to buy the ingredients for the dressing>get back a half hour later>dadberg has literally eaten all of it 4 servingsall in his fucking stomachI'm fucking SHAKING right nowwhat do I do?
>>201985847rolling a dutch rn
>>201986653you're crying
>>201986653It's literally just spaintwat replying to himself
not to be racist like but i really wish this country would stop letting in indians
>>201986683mentally ill
>>201986648Yeah spicy crisps. Woke mob keep taking them off the shelves though and replacing them with gay flavours like rosemary and chive or balsamic vinegar and himalayan salt.
>>201986648like sexually?
>virgin auraIt annoys me that this is definitely a real thing and cannot be shaken off (without having sex).
>>201986563are you illiterate? 1. link the study, a graph in isolation is irrelevent i want methodology etc2. one study does not a scientific conclusion make3. utterly insane you are asking other people to present oyur argument yet present oyurself as not being the retard lol
>>201986666Eh? He ate a whole romain lettuce without any dressing?
Grindr here is full of couples looking for a third. Don't get that at all
>>201986692Spainpaedo is yes, quite severely. Well observed
>>201986666check these digits
>>201986648
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>>201986657so every time you shagged it was a girl pulling you? how did that happen>>201986711i am a virgin but people have expressed disbelief that im a virgin before(others have said thye are not surprised lol)
>>201986711just stop caring. thats all you have to do
do you have something similar to this in britain?
>>201986728*starts cumming* Oh yeah
>open twitch on my phone>it opens automatically on a stream called "2 GIRL 1 BED TW3RK RIGHT NOW" and there's just an empty bed with a fishnet leg in view off the sideWhat the fuck? Why the fuck is that the default? This is a fresh account.
>>201986775
>>201986518How'd you do it?
Being alive is so much harder when you're mentally unwell.
>>201986711literally just a mentality that is in your head
>>201986666Stop being such a cuck.
>>201986518impossible if you're below 6'4 I'm afraid
>>201986755not heard this in yonks
>>201986770You need to find something you're passionate about and get stuck in with it, also make sure you exercise and have a balanced diet
>>201986666tell him to order something in
>>201986728Sick of you lot and your paprika flavour crisps. You're as bad as the Germans. Get some proper flavours
>>201986755Yeah it's called where's wally here
>>201986750>every timeNo, just the first time. Once I realised it was nothing to be scared of, I was alright approaching women on nights out and even a couple just cold approaching on the streets.
you lads wanking to anything interesting this afternoon then?
>>201985919>or the Greens or whatever.Ah yes I love the left wing high iq as demonstrated by greens and lib dems
>>201986789i have it in the back of my mind at all times whenever i walk through the CBD
>>201986719no clue. it's the same here
>>201986810i'd say your nan but she's not that interesting
>>201986814On no you just replied to spainnonce bait. No idea why
>>201986657are you in shape?
>>201986755Yeah just get on the bus in Edmonton Green and you'll be the only white person
>>201986810Just a lesbian taking a bbc
>>201986793>Doing a STEM degree >Learning Russian >Do taekwondo There isn't a cure for mental health problems I'm afraid. You just learn to live with it.
>>201986847you're disabled
Really wish Twitter screencap posters would FUCK OFF
>>201986648know my post is a bit anti-british culture but i think snacking on fatty food is lesser behavior havent snacked on anything in a plastic bag for years and i'm much better off for it
Chrome taking a screenshot of closed tabs and showing them willy-nilly.Not a fan, lads.
>>201986728>>201986797
>>201986853tried not dressing like a girl?
>>20198602522 minutes and this post is STILL up. Why do the jannies have one rule for some and different rules for others? It's genuinely unacceptable that we have to put up with such poor moderation.
i always put a pinch of salt in my water bottle, apparently it's good for ya
>>201986867As if that isn't yank culture too
>>201986862Touched a nerve Adam?
>>201986853There isn't a cure. But it's good you're going that at least.How is your diet and sleep schedule?
>>201986833Like I'm single and got a great shag off it yesterday, just don't want a threesome.
>>201986889gay cunt
>>201986889
>>201986849I was a skellington for the first time but with a pot belly from eating barely anything but everything i ate was absolute junk and i never exercised. I'm in shape these days though.
>>201986902My diet is okay. I eat lots of fruit and protein. My sleep is inconsistent because I work shifts so my schedule is always changing.
>>201986810might have another futa on female or syren demer goonsesh, I dunno
>>201986805i've approached girls plenty on nightsout and even cold approaching but i'm still a virgincan you walk me through the steps you took and an example of a conversation
>>201986837she's actually dead mate.
>>201986897sn isn't the only person who posts leftypol stuffif you believe so, you are disabled
>>201985919>>201986381The intense silence by the 80 IQ Rorkes to these posts is deafening I guess when the truth is uncomfortable their response is to pretend not to see it.
>>201986895it's something i despise here also but it's 10x worse because there are less regulations
guess what
Sorry mates my phone battery died
>>201986025Just don't enjoy women at all like that, meanwhile a big thick cock gets me going
Oh no is there a picture of some lovely lovely boobs on the thread? How terrible. Need that replaced with a twitter screenshot or a picture of a frog pronto.
>>201986947You seem upset
>A man has admitted murdering a disabled child in an Edinburgh property after drinking seven bottles of Buckfast tonic wine
>>201986975don't care
>>201986869yeah like if i wanted to see the tab i'd just open it, fucking twats at google constantly trying to fix what isn't broken and making it worse in the process
>>201986982Need a picture of bradley walsh stat
off for a hot chocolate
>>201986930need to get back in shape me, but I'm unlucky with pointy moobs so I'll have to buff up. too skint for surgery you're banging 30+ year olds on nights out or is it the bumble rounds?
difference is you're a vile cunt diego and women can sense it
I have an IQ of at least 190 and I am a Stirnerite
>>201986982
>>201986935Can you post your boobs, pretty please? x
How do you report a BBC news article for being written with an offensively woggish lack of attention to detail
>>201987043>Stirneritesounds like a spook to me
>>201987045Kek funny picture
So he's dropped the moving to spain with his wife gimmick but is still using his Spain VPN?What's the point in that?
I have an IQ of at least 200 and I am an antisemite
wonder what happened to all the goths that used to hang outside Glasgow central
>>201987054https://www.bbc.co.uk/contact/complaints
>>201987023they're normally under 30. think maybe 3 have been my age or older. but yeah exclusively nights out or cold approaches. still not secure with my looks so I don't like the idea of making a dating profile where I get judged solely for my looks lol. personality hard carrying desu.
thinking about aussie power hour
>>201987018Spaino? I miss you so much.
>>201987045what's ethiopian cuisine? a big empty plate?
>>201987037?
Why is the BBC so staunchly pro-monarchy and pro-Israel?I thought they were supposed to be balanced and impartial, but it seems not so when it comes to these subjects.
>>201987074Alrighty Bobby how's the chess
>>201987077Probably all in the pub now they’re old enough
>>201987071I'm not the spaino, just on my hols and having an anxiety flareup this afternoon
My IQ is 4 digits
>>201987071Remember when he pretended he worked for the civil service lol. He's not half as smart as he thinks he is
>>201987077they used to hang outside belfast city hall. weird that the goths seemed to congregrate in the centre of cities as a general rule.
watching a nonce hunter videothis nonce is claiming he's not a nonce and was only helping the 14 year old lad know if he was bi or bent by mincing him
>>201986952Azo-coloursforcing people living on the brink in the bush to connect to the city sewage or pay a steep fine they can't. Telling them this by creating a task force and driving through their gate in an armoured humvee to deliver a notice.
>>201986998imagine the poor kid suffocating & gasping for air as he was dealt blows to his head.
>>201987089can you give example of your personality hard carrying? what sort of things do you do? could you detail an interaction
>>201987092See >>201987127
>>201987129yeah. 0012.
>>201987074IQ only goes from 0-200, with 100 being the average.Sometimes newspapers will post shit about someone having a 250 IQ or 300 IQ, but it's all bullshit nonsense just to grab attention.
genuinely think i have genius-level intellect but my mental illness inflicts me with all this brain fog that keeps me grounded in mediocrity
>>201987077Thought it was outside of GoMA they used to hang outside of?
>Next he went on a stroll through Hyde Park and looked for foreign tourists to make uncomfortable. The trick here was to act as friendly as possible and pretend they were the ones making mistakes. His chance came when a cheerful Japanese couple asked him to take their photo, so he agreed with much enthusiasm, but then here was the game: Peter kept pretending that the shots weren’t coming through because, as he claimed the camera said, they were constantly ‘caught blinking’. He pretended to be very upset about this and insisted on trying ‘just one more time’ over and over again, never letting them go. Near the end he suggested that they just open their eyes wider, and he expected to be busted here, but the sweet couple did as they were asked. So Peter let out a mocking whoop: “yes! It came through! Oh, and it’s such a good picture!”. When they hurried back over, grinning with such relief and gratefulness, Peter pretended to stumble and dropped the camera on purpose into the nearby lake. “Oh no, oh sorry! Oh I’m sorry! I’m sorry!” Then he left.
>>201987089ah rizzing them up
>>201987129in the negative
>>201987160im just funny apparently. i havent written down any interactions tbqh mate.
>>201987071I mindraped him badly. No one believes his LARP anymore so he's given up out of embarrassment. 17000 posts lost like tears in the rain.
wonder what happened to that lad with his gf crying in the shower this morning after going out the night before.
it looms
>>201987102Oh mate, it is lush
>>201987208It is mental how badly you mindraped him desu
Got a confession to make. Never in my 28 years of life have I ever gone further south than Skegness.
Sucking a peppermint ice 0% vape
>>201987246Oh aye, shit and boiled eggs. Yum yum.
>>201987208You're obsessed with him. He doesn't even think of you lmao.
Oh look he's put his VPN on and the totally organic leftypol spam has stopped. It's a miracle
crazy how we have a rib cagejust a barrel of bones that's like a prison cell for your vital organs
>>201987208Shut up you fucking tard
Have a lump on my lower back that smells of cheese when I squeeze itBeen there for like ten years or something
>>201987246Looks like someone had an accident in the middle of your plate
>>201987293needed to be said.
>>201987303That's your arse you daft snowyank
>>201987263Just in Britain or have you been to Spain or anything? How far north have you been, Dundee for me.
Starting to feel a bit better. Going to be kind to myself.
>>201987205i thought you had a memory, my bad
I've started collecting panini cards lads
The Mind Raped
>>201987275Stop being so ignant
>>201987290maybe eventually americans will evolve their ribcages into solid plates to protect their organs from bullets
>>201987303That's called an abscess and it requires medical attention
Venturing on over to /gif/...
>>201987280You were raped by your uncle as an infant lmfao
>>201987246flavourless mucki've tried ethiopan food too many timeseverytime it's bland as fuck
>>201987336finally going to give your willy some air are we?
>>201987332Just in Britain. Been to Spain twice and Greece once. Furthest north was Aberdeen.
mental that i can actually recognise that weird lad who hears someone talk about overcoming virginity and starts asking them for detailed step by step instructions in how to talk to women. he does it so much lol.
Never been further south than the canary islands me, or north of iceland.Would like to go long haul one day to like Japan or the caribbean
>>201987348would be too heavy to move but i guess the mobility scooters would take care of that
>*audibly farts to assert dominance as alpha male*
>>201987379Why have you tried it many times
Mental to think there's people in big cities like London or Birmingham right now Holy GRIM GRIM GRIM GRIM GRIM
>>201987422
>>201987413Why did you stop the leftypol bait spaino? Not getting any traction today?
>>201987424He’s Ethiopian
apparently the redhead from The Boys went to a convention in Belfast and some fella rocked up dressed like Homelander and told her to whip her tits out for him to give them a suck lmao
>>201987424cos it keeps being well reviewed and hyped and every few years i think i'll try it again maybe i just had a bad one
>>201987399Sounds like you need to spend less time here
>>201987396and what did you think of Aberdeen? I'm from there and its a fucking shithole should all be leveled
>>201987457Lol you're mentally retarded. Not everyone is spaino you dull freak.
>>201987464Cor, and did she?
can't imagine anything more grim than being Northern Irish.
time to smoke
>>201987477You seem to care an awful lot
>>201987464did he mate aye did a man at a convention in belfast say a sentence did he did the words leave his mouthwho gives a shite
>>201987102screaming>>201987246ah yes, the fabled diarrhoea crumpet perhaps we're not so different after all
>>201987457As I said, I'm not this character, I'm juat an anon on holiday
>>201987490ah no she made a video in her hotel room whinging about it instead
>>201987465allow me tell you a saying my dad made up 'fool me once-shame on you fool me twice-shame on me'
I have travelled the world. From Balado airfield in Scotland to a holiday resort in Rhodes.Not much else to see
>>201987477spainfag or lonely poster who's baiting for replies
>>201987514Ok spaino ;)
>>201987515So I got an erection for nothing then? Waste of fucking time.
>>201987205Were you a cheeky chappy in school?
>>201987553some people would get more erect at the idea of her feeling so badly violated that she felt the need to broadcast her humiliating moment to the world in hopes it prevented others from doing it in the future
>>201987552Not sure how to prove it without doxxing myself so whatever.I'm probably gonna go sit in the sun by the pool now anyway, maybe go for a stroll later and then hit up a gay bar
>>201987597>>201987597
>>201987473Thought it was quite nice, a few museums and decent bars, mostly pretty big old buildings, cobbled brick streets in places
>>201987590See my erections are a lot more traditional. Think I’m too low in for all that kind thing.