test says you're an air fryer pal
my 20s have flown by, feel like i'll be 40 before i know it
poo smells hehe :)
knew i should have taken something to help me sleep
frick off spainguy you bad ghost
>>202009310Based Israel.
licky meine arsche
>>20200930030 is even faster
ever wish a black guy would rape you?
anime
do you think djokovic has another slam in him
>>202009323Nice derbies.
>>202009323i call the one on his head "based" and the one in his hand "redpilled"
>>202009295hs?
Nightly reminder /brit/ is a supporter of Israel
>>202009343can't say that I do
>>202009367FOY
don't understand this air fryer gimmick
Better to be a warrior in a garden than a gardener in a war.
Big fan of Putin meSeems like a really nice guyPlus he's white and hates granniesBased
>>202009343I'll do it. Bend over.
>>202009378frying air innit
A lion does not concern himself with the opinions of sheep.
>>202009380god you're such a dickhead
dreamt i was bumraped the other night and woke up with hivspooky
>>202009378they use less oil so the food isn't as saturated with oil
>>202009281
>>202009343for the sake of your family I sincerely hope you're just fishing for (you)s
>>202009389embarrassing
>>202009388>okay yeah they’re trainers but not the kind I incorrectly assumed they were so actually you’re wrongTell me more about my job
>>202009354mum getting my antihistamines out of the cupboard
really grown out of giving a shit about geopolitics, not my problem
>>202009415am not.
all important lie detector results
>>202009413mong
>>202009343>>202009415>tf>tpno way hes joking
Might have to go gay after all
>>202009281KEK shit had me actually laugh
I’m a miserable person
>>202009451how very american of you
Remember when those Americans genocided all those native American Indians and stole their land
>>202009477>>202009451>>202009343may just leave this country at this point
>>202009426Quick question and feel free to say no, if I were to possess you and shag your mum using your body would you prefer the possession where you are unconscious or the kind where you are fully conscious and have no control? Also for posterity's sake your mum's memory is erased after.
got wrecked and made a dick of myself lads
>>202009463
ordering a wimpy bean burger on uber
Wonder how aidsyanks doing
>>202009489The american indians traveled across the ice bridge from ancient russochinaWasn't their land to begin with you see
Haven't been properly steaming in months TBF. I'm not steaming now either. Don't really think it's worth the hangover and grim feeling the following day.
>>202009489disgusting country
>>202009531shut the fuck up you gimp
>>202009502i think unconscious is probably for the best int he long run innit
>>202009451Based Strong uptake for hyposissy porn lately
>he doesn't know how to get steaming without having a hangover the next daykek what a fucking mong
>>202009544not defending the genocide of natives but every country's history is more or less like that
>>202009281Wonder if Jeremy Kyle would have lasted if they never did any lie detector results Did the yank shows like Maury or Springer do lie detectors?
>>202009563Spaedo
>>202009557U mad?
Soon as someone mentions they drink I never engage with them again
Been replaying the half life gamesFuck me they're boring
>>202009593I drink! I drink loads!
>>202009580since when did jeremy kyle do "inspiration stories"
>>202009489I'm indifferent; injuns are the O.G. dindus
Current oil reserves will last about 50 years at current consumption rates.
>>202009607Hows about you drink this load lad?
>>202009590Yes I'm mad that /brit/ is now a dumping ground for clinically insane tourists and how you neeky cunts, instead of developing a personality, attach yourselves to their psychosis as a form of 'banter'You'll reply with something inane and spastic to deflect from this fact
>>202009599>>202009590>>202009593I don't care that you broke your elbow
>>202009593Yeah most pakis are the same
>>202009630Don't threaten me with a good time>14 upvotes
>>202009637didnt read LOL
BORN TO FUCKFORCED TO FEELCRUSHED BY LIFE REFUSE TO KNEEL
>>202009636Was indifferent to this gimmick until i found out i was Spainpaedo behind it (makes sense considering he has literal hundreds of gimmicks you would class as "simp tier")
>>202009617always. i for one was inspired
>>202009649You've been done
what does 'thanos was right' meanjust saw it on twitter under an animal abuse video
I assume most of you are unemployed to be awake at this hour? Or you work flexible shifts like me.
>>202009663not reading it mate
>>202009662*Insipid
>>202009674people bad
See that report about Ukraine having 26trillion worth of rare minerals, gas and oil just sitting there under the ground, untapped?Weird thatOf course we're fighting to bring democracy to Ukraine and keep the evil red commies out though. God bless freedom and democracy
>>202009674you sound like a loser lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_lh5fR4DMAnostalgic
I'll see you soon
>>202009675How big is your cock?
you guys are my friends right
>>202009617Not often but I remember they would occasionally bring on a random person to tell a story of their life I remember seeing the daughter of one of those aid workers killed by ISIS on the show talking about her dadI imagine they bring them on when they've ran out of applicants
Henceforth, I am gay. I am gay and Christian and National Socialist.
>>202009711literally hitler
>>202009705why what's happened
>>202009686you're not very smart are you?
>>202009705sure, we're like besties
>>202009687why
>>202009727how have you never watched the marvel moviesdo you not have friends? do you not keep up with norms and trends?
Two types of brits post in /brit/ at 4am:1. People still awake because they're pathetic NEETs whose lives have no value whatsoever2. People who wake up early to exercise and fulfil productive activities before toiling.I am of course the latter but I fear the rest of you are the former.Very sad.
>>202009724why you say that ? :(
>>202009740>do you not have friends?no>do you not keep up with norms and trends?no
>>202009675Did i strike a nerve at one of your non trip posts Spaedo?
>>202009702Don't know thinking about "it" causes a panic attack.
>>202009675are you really an employed woman?
>>202009741Well im neither so think on
Theres no wordRight right lose my mindLeft it long behind
>>202009758"""""""""""Woman""""""""""""
>2. People who wake up early to exercise and fulfil productive activities before toiling.Oh dear he actually believes it all, his imaginary life where he doesnt post here 24/7 and pays a bunch of underage anons to spam his gimmicks and shite.
>>202009741I'm in group 1 but I'm not NEET I'm just very depressed ATM.>>202009758Yes.
>depression Someone Web.png these losers
>>202009356Nope. What he wanted more than anything was that Olympic gold and he finally got it this year. I don't think he has the drive anymore he gave it all in getting that gold.
Why do you need a tripYou never post anything other than pointless blogging
>>202009780wow
>>202009758no he’s a fat paedophile from /britfeel/
>>202009799but if he gets to 25 than he'll have the recordbeing on 24 is tied with that lady player
>>202009805He wasn't asking about your dad mate
deary me
>>202009817Yeah but twentysomething drugs cheats are allowed to win slams now again. I don't see it happening. He gave two shits about crashing out the US Open.
>>202009859Emmett on a mad one
Goodness me it's cold
>>202009859kek this will be me
>>202009886makes the old ballsack tighten up eh lad
>>202009859youchers!
>>202009859reckon if i were him id just get sterilised. nothing to lose hes old and fucked and has tits, wont be reproducing any time soon just let him have a peaceful retirement
any unvaxxed man in
>>202009907based purebloodsadly i am not
>>202009829Those women all have 5 kids and they are all multiple wives to the same men 1 man 4 wives 5 kids each that's how to populate a country we should get back to it
>>202009859The like sent me into orbit
>>202009915why did you do it? and how did you come to not be in denial about the fact that you were scammed like most other vaxxies?
I like my wings fried hard nigga
I'm usually a calm and docile lady but if I ever saw anyone hurting a cat I'd fucking lose it and go sicko mode.
>>202009721oh nothing
>>202009907As far as I'm aware, yesWe live in very dark times
>>202009932peer pressure
>>202009942not trusting thisi personally am officially not your friend
>>202009935Tranny freak
>>202009800Its Spaedo he does it all day every day why else
fella below me has a teeney weeney peeney lol
>>202009907yea mejust a flu
Hair is still damp
listening to indigenous music https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKau76yc4HE
genuinely want to try swinging but unsure if i should bring it up because im too afraid ill lose my one and only gf
Greggory looks like he's swinging a hammer down there to be honest with youHas a big dick phenotype
>>202010054indigenous??? indigenous to britain??
been ripping some rancid farts this arvoshould not have had a mushroom omelette for brekkie
>>202010056if that was you who posted that screenshot then yeah i suggest you try swinging........ FROM A NOOSE KEEEEEEK
>>202010085fuck are you on about you freak
To want upon a moist autumn leaf; Or to leave upon the mound a dampened night's shadow... To weep upon the gloom, crept in the bosom of the bare white heat....
>>202010085Telling people to hurt themselves is pretty disgusting and I'm glad you are going to get knock at the door
>>202010067No not reallyBut I like folk songs
noncey threadtoilmongs must be waking up
might replay jak and daxter for the nth time
>>202010084what shrooms you been picking, la?
hehe
>>202010107what is bro talking about right now?writing poems and shit about bosoms
oh thank fuck the police are already here, must be to apprehend the neighbours constant deliberate banging on the ceiling i should imagine!
>>202010056I wouldn’t pal unless you get to a point where you think you’re gonna break up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jkl4Yeh-BTo
>>202010149god but id love to shag a beautiful asian girlwouldnt care if my gf fucked an asian guy cause i know she’ll be underwhelmed and prefer mewould be a win win for me
Crazy to think having a bodycount around 10 could easily make you the biggest shagger in any 4chan thread
>>202010170nobody will believe me but my body count is like 38 never seen a prostie btwpretty cool eh?
>>202010170my bodycount is over 10, we're talking about mw2 right?
Going to sleep.
>>202010165Thing is you could go swinging and a well sized chap could turn up. But if it’s really killing you go for it. I personally would love to fuck other girls but seeing my gf with another man regardless of size would have me going 120mph down the wrong side of the motorway
>>202010135Reading about proper early colonial era of America i say they all deserved it desu
>>202010203And just like that all that time spent posting drivel meant nothing, you've spammed your crap, nobody cared, and the world moved on.
>>202010224you will drive her to suicide. one day she will stop posting and it will be your fault.
Keep forgetting I've turned off the blue light filter then wondering why i'm up at spastic o'clock
>>202010207got a bit drunk at the local yesterday and defended colonialismlegit case thouth, on the long term, it's good
>>202010224I cared but the tough rough n' tumble social dogma of this site means I can't show it, alas I am stuck posting hot tranny gifs instead
foxberg fuming cause he cant get into the bin cupboardhis big dumb paws cant open the bolt
>>202010187Not too shabby. Think I’m gonna retire on 8 with my gf however. Don’t think I could be arsed to enter the dating scene or nightclubtoil ever again
>>202010275>No pictureCringe larp
>>202010276yeah that’s a good round numberpersonally wish i hadnt gone so crazy in my teens and early 20s, the herpes is certainly no fun
>>202010285have you got a picture to share of your mum without my knob in her gob
https://youtu.be/NZzXzymUgEg?si=3QrT3G9R_6nOr5FF
>>202009558that means she isn't fit
>>202010276I like going to particular dj events at a few clubs and bars I can’t imagine going to any to ever try to pull women the thought is just so foreign to meDrinking is one of the only respites I have from being constantly horny
>>202010315cute doggo
>>202010040had a fucking horrid flu late last year that damn near killed me, i couldn't sleep because i'd cough so hard in my sleep that i'd wake up feeling like i'd been strangled nearly to death, wasn't even covid (tested twice)if covid is any more intense than that i'll eat my hat
heckin cute doggy doggerino puppy furbaby
>>202010335I’ve only ever pulled on a nightout with girls I saw out that I already knew. Think you have the be Chad Chaddington to pull strangers
>>202010346pick it from an after hours bathhouse did you
>>202010365no i think i got it from a crowded bus, it was full of teenagers coming back from the beach
>>202010359My point is it’s just something I don’t associate clubbing with as I go out to have fun and listen to musicI can’t imagine ruining the experience by lusting after stupid whores
only time i was horribly sick was when i ate raw ramen and had food poisoning like crazy
>>202010409pick it up from a crowded bus full of teenagers coming back from the beach did you?
>>202010409did you survive?
need to cut back on the drugs and limit my usage strictly to when i feel like doing drugs
>>202010346cousin had it, in bed for three days then that was thatyear before back when i was in uni, i got the flu, legs shaking just walking to the showeri beat it with tea, hot showers and sweating it outso yea, covid can suck my knob
Thought i'd go and catch bronchitis in januarywhat a wheeze!
the south park thing about unattractive people developing character later in life is a massive cope, at best they'll be an undersocialised weirdo and probably a smelly neet, at worst they'll become a serial killer
>>202010500you haven't been serial killing have you?
>>202010463aye?met an irish lass with a limp, eileen
>>202010526nah, can't say i didn't have fantasies when i was much younger and much angrier though
terrified of one day being old and constantly shitting myself and having some pretty young nurse wipe my bottom
>>202010574if a nurse did that to me now my cock would immediately jump up and most likely explode with cum
YAHIHOO WAHEYY
do people really stick live animals like gerbils up their bums?
>"Hey, put that cigarette out!">Is 300 pounds
>>202010616taxidermy, look it up
>>202010629what's your point
>>202010235
>>202010629300lbs is average weight in america now, you have to be at least 400 to be considered notably fat
need to go and buy some scran to stick down my scranhole
>>202010235if only
>>202010616in yorkshire they do this with ferrets
Icelanders be likehallo, my name is Gunnar
>>202010739that sounds like it would rip your colon to shreds
tangerine blackberry blood orange red bullyum yum yum
>>202010751>that sounds like it would rip your colon to shredsmy date when I describe my penis to them
knowing pee knowing poo
>>202010751real mans sport for hardy miners not suitable for poofs
>>202010749used to have an icelandic mate, his name was Þorlákur, he was nice but quite autistic
>>202010789>he was nice but quite autisticmy date describing me to her friend afterwards
>>202010749more of a swedish name that, icelandic would be something like guðþór
>face card
What a game LA Noire is, Cole Phelps just called a homosexual a degenerate
>>202010803look here mate I won't have this SHIThttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gunnar_H%C3%A1mundarson
>>202010812i reckon he was just as racist as any other white man in 1947, he was just quiet about it so as not to alienate modern audiences
>>202010767
>>202010812i knew the killer from the starti'm not that smart
>>202010816yeah? you’re shit
>>202009367The palestinians were never "natives" if you believe that you don't know the actual history. Calling it "palestinian land" in 1946 is revisionist nonsense. They did not own the land in 1946, it was owned by the British and just had a lot of jews and arabs in it. Picture 2 is after the partition plan that the British did in 1947. Pictures 2 and 3 are land annexed right after military conflicts started by palestine. So yes, it is defending itself against terrorists. They simply cannot resist firing rockets at their neighbors.
>>202010850I'm the shit that's about to come out your arse and beat your face in
>>202010893ok Chaim
>>202010899im impressed not by your response, but how you responded in mere milliseconds.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XiJ7fMei6U
yanks seemingly incapable of telling time
>>202010893israelites have never actually owned the land, it was always owned by a larger empire until britain gave it to them for some reason
cant believe how good ian mcshane looks asan octogenerian. probably britains greatest ever male actor imoutter tour de force in recent film american star
might rearrange my room again, i've done it at least 10 times in the 10 years i've lived in this house, the positioning of the door and built-in wardrobe makes it really awkward to fit all my stuff in a way i'd like without making the place too cluttered
>>202010970can you just settle the fuck down already
>>202010893Nativity. To dream that languid sleepUpon clay long bledWhite like skin.... like skin.....It is cracked.... cracked....
>>202010974evidently not
>>202010994>>202010974>>202010970they dont call you nutters pozzed-tralians for nuffink dont they
>>202010942>britain gave it to themThe israelis kidnapped and executed two english soldiers in retaliation for english execution of israeli terroristsThe israelis also blew up the king david hotel killing dozens of english, at at time when the english could not afford to get into yet another conflictAnyway the ottomans sold loads of the land to the jews its just as much them as the british
need to buy, in bulk, black or dark grey t-shirts with breast pockets
>>202011015everything you buy is in bulk mate heheheh
>>202011010whats their flipping problem
wish i had some shrooms
>>202010942That is a perfectly fair thing to say. It doesn't really matter to me if it's the ancestral land of the jews or israelites or whatever. It might not be ancestrally there's. Fact of the matter is, it's irrelevant. It was owned legitimately by the british, who willingly gave the territory to them. That makes it their land no matter how you slice it.
Thinking about gen z boss and a mini again :/
there's the next 11 hours sorted then
>>202011049>whats their flipping problemme observing the trainee fry cooks trying to make pancakes
>>202011053alri super mario loool
There’s a really good book called ‘A line in the sand’ which explains how Israe came to be
just sir sheer sharted my way into the thread
them pali niggas finna turn israel into wasrael
australia embarrassingraygun and shitlike what was thay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZCtV4NAu30
>>202011056i dont recognize the authority of the evil wretched demons who control this world
>>202011116creased hard when I found out the breakdancer was called Raygun
feel emotional when I remember my misspent youth
https://youtu.be/cKGxBxuCFHQ?si=7hcKdTfRKPH29dyS
ktim starmer
>>202011175um
>>202011132expect a knock on your door come the morrow
sir cloth darner
toil looms large
need another world war, it really advances technology, world war 2 gave us helicopters, assault rifles, and nukes
>>202011295all dogshit evil technology
>>202011295we already have alien technology held up in warehouses
Opened the shame box while blacked out with friends a couple weeks ago. Jacking off with a friend in middle school, horny for aunt once, horny for friends gfs, trannies and femboys, snooping on friend's computer in college, emptied all of it. It's over.
>>202011319most normal yank
>>202011313helicopters are good
i believe i can flyi believe i can finger my japs eye
>>202011319Fucked it lad
finally did a normal poo *knocks wood*
wish i was a beetle
>>202011333nope
>>202011319F
>>202011360W R O N G
And my dog's dying.
Thirst-quenching Madrí beer - a marvellous taste of Madrid.
Kobe Bryant would still be out raping girls if it wasn’t for Hitler
sad because i dont live in japan
I feel fantastic hey hey hey
cha cha real smooth
moving to Salisbury
>>202011616lovelynow post your arse xx
>>202011659fell off after i wanked it too hard
hope i can do my poo before i need to go to work
The common preliminaries consist of contemplating and meditating on four different topics: (1) the difficulty of acquiring this life with its opportunities and resources, (2) death and impermanence, (3) karmic cause and effect, and (4) the faults of saṃsāra.
>>202011777any advice on coaxing out my poo mate?
poop boobs
AAAAA I'M TOOOOOOOOILING
>>202009580Maury is well known for doing the lie detector bit
right i'm going to shed this last 7 kilos before the end of the yearit's happening and the only person who can stop me is me
>>202011904As gay Diego would say, blog on
has keir starmer dyed his hair white?
>>202011967>>202011967>>202011967
