dancing edition
yer da playing 5 a side
>>202011967Good edition
>>202011995THIS IS A NO MIKE LOVE ZONE
>>202011967Why did he do this
>>202012200because it's good
https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&opi=89978449&url=https://open.spotify.com/track/2JqoPZimYaBUOD0J68EIYk&ved=2ahUKEwivyKiTkrWIAxWmT0EAHefgG1YQFnoECBoQAQ&usg=AOvVaw1e4TLNMf0PY4EEMVLbnI_xKill bradders posters
john mcafee
John David McAfee
Got poo on my willy from bumming Emma Watson.
'The Dreamer' by Annie Swynnerton (1844-1933)
oh no not google.com!!!!
ktim
Anyone else flinch when you catch your own reflection?
>>202012315*grabs you and puts you in my pocket*
>>202012323>>202012323ktiam
chilling
Duchess of York Sarah Ferguson is photographed for InStyle magazine in London, England (2001)
katy on her way to schoolthe cronem are waiting for her…
SPIT
belgium is fantasizing about children being raped again
Feel a bit shaky actually Perhaps I did drink too much yesterday
I have noticed that yanks will often say "whenever" when they could (and should) just say "when".>So when did you move out of your parents house>Oh that was whenever I went to college
>>202012484Haven't noticed that myself though I am admittedly not an autist
Autumnal out
timmy calling every sex act that does not involve his swc rape
>>202012508I am simply more intelligent than you
>>202012534Autumn isn't until 22nd September
>>202012578And yet the weather is decidedly autumnal
>>202012559Intelligence probably has some sort of correlation with autism
>>202012607Actually since it is summer the weather must be summery
>>202012484i've never seen a fellow yank speak like that whenever I talk to them
yes banging your head into the wall flapping your arms screaming and not being able to speak is very intelligent
>>202012657We've done this before and I don't care to repeat this mindless discussion
>>202012658he's probably speaking to an esl immigrant or more likely a foreigner pretending
>>202012657It's Autumn. September means Autumn. Summer is June July and August. Have you learned colours yet or is that tomorrow?
fuck me, why do debian packages have to be like 8 years out of date
it's Fall (because the leaves are falling), not Autumn
>>202012713it's called stability, mate
>>202012713>>202012729also you probably dont want GNOME updating every time ebussi gets some retarded idea in his brainpic rel is my desktop
>>202012713Debian is a server distroAnd a bizarro one at thatIf you're running it on a desktop then you're doing Linux wrong
>>202012729Damn, that kernel must be as old as me
>>202012718>HEY YALL IS CALLED RISE NOT SUMMER CUZ THE SUN RISES N SHIT
oh yes I am very so much americanI am american lady please send money
>>202012709>September means AutumnWrong
>>202012780Summer ends where September begins
the summer is overwhy dont you go home
Forgot to clip my nails
autumnal equinox is the beginning of autumnI won't be discussing it
>Winter: Germanic>Spring: Germanic>Summer: Germanic>Autumn: Latin>Fall: GermanicAutumn doesn't fit
>>202012801Yes exactly thank you FINALLY someone with a lick of sense
>>202012821Autumn is the most dark academic of seasons
The meteorological convention defines summer as comprising the months of June, July, and August in the northern hemisphere and the months of December, January, and February in the southern hemisphere. Under meteorological definitions, all seasons are set to start at the beginning of a calendar month and end at the end of a month. This meteorological definition of summer also aligns with the commonly viewed notion of summer as the season with the longest (and warmest) days of the year, in which daylight predominates.
wake me up when september ends
>>202012862repulsive
>>202012821Britain has Latin and Germanic character>>202012801>>202012831this doesn't exist>>202012881accept reality
Jewish:>Autumn according to the meteorological calendar begins in September and ends in November. Germanic:> In the astronomical calendar, the beginning of autumn is marked by the autumn equinox which occurs around the 22 September.
>>202012915Autumn it is
>>202012914Equinox exists more than months! Objectively!!
>New Wallace and Gromit film>Gavin and Stacey finale>Outnumbered reunionXmas TV this year is going to be fucking amazing
>>202012936Typical toryboy melt
>>202012942Hope Gavin and Stacey is goodNot arsed about the rest
>>202012937Yeah okay lad go out into the street and ask someone what equinox it isGo pick up a newspaper and tell me what equinox it isNext year when people do the spring cleaning, do you think they consult the equinox first? Go to its cave and ask permission? The equinox doesn't exist
>>202012972Appeal to retardation of the masses
>>202012942By amazing you mean truly dire
>>202012965It's the first Wallace & Gromit film in 19 years and the first without Peter Sallishow could you not care about that
>>202012972lmao oh dear
Europe>The Latin “autumnus” may have been borrowed from Etruscan, and its meaning is thought to be “the passing of the year” or “drying-up season”.USAians>IT CALLED FALL BECAUSE LEAF FALL DOWN
>>202012758Usecase for not updating?
>>202013011its 7:30 am give it a rest
>>202012972everyone knows what an equinox is mong boy
>>2020130267:40 actually
>>202013006
>>202013001Thirty three years old rather than five years old
>>202013039Lovely
>>202013036sort it out
coveting my neighbours equinox
>>202013026>it's not 10am yet you should still be in your wank chariot a clue desperately required
>>202013011Why are you seething?
I no longer watch animated films as I am a mature adult with refined tastes and interests*posts on /brit/*
>Thirty three years old
>>202003959>gave all of eastern Europe over to the sovietsDidn't give anything, the Red Army liberated that territory from fascism.
>>202013078Kilo of scallops please mate
Something uniquely grim about people whipping out their laptops on a 20 minute commute cos they just really need to look at that spreadsheet
>>202013080bitter toilfreak
>>202013110Morning commiemong, you've been quiet latelyCan't imagine you've had anything on since you're a poor, miserable boretistBit of a crisis of faith perhaps?
twenty two year olds
not going to have a shower this morninghad one yesterday afternoon and i didnt do anything after so
Cartoon manchildren furious rn
alri
https://x.com/RetardedandUgly/status/1829270366339940797
>>202013090why are you an obese mutt with a mutilated cock
>>202013135Twenty of them?
you lads noticed basically every right wing person under 30 is a full on tradcath these days?very perturbing
>>202013115Maybe they're posting here
thoughts on the brilliant scottish comedy Still Game?
>>202013161Papists should be pasted.
>>202013161Wait until they find out Catholic nations are shitholes
>>202013150You are shaking with rage about someone using the word fall instead of autumn. Sort your life out.
>>202013184sort your cock out oh wait you can't
>>202013162Maybe they need to get a clue
>>202013161Imagine some chekists with Nagants storming that place
>>202013184at 7:20 in the morning no less
Today's fit
the goons are on their way…
mad how humans make great things then decided to arsed it all up
imagine spending all that time thinking about mutilated cockscouldn't be me
>>202013272you have to think about it every time you try to wank your failcock kek
*points to page in dossier*Says here that you're gay
>>202013115dont know why they do it, surely they have confidential information on therei wouldnt be able to open my macbook on the tube because of all the confidential work i do, under NDA
>>202013132Been making money on the stock market
Might start calling it fall instead of autumnIt's time to grow up
>>202013115Take the later train to avoid the rush hourDo a bit of work on the way, hit the ground running
>>202013348daddy has a lovely foreskin and perfect beautiful cock :)
>>202013358Who's going to find out
good morning
Resigned from work, got PILON.Month off work, noice
>>202013358no one cares that you’ve managed to install grindr on your desktop mate
>>202013418>PILONthey hate you that much?
have scientists figured out how to rewind time yet
>>202013438reckon i’d prefer to be able to stop time…for reasons
Might go to the gay beach today
>Arkansas Mom Who Said Nothing as BF Drowned Her Son, 5, in Toilet and Then Buried Body in Floor Gets 40 Years
boomers had it good
tell me about your day
>>202013414I don't think I will ever feel contentment like this
off to work in half an hour
>>202013473
>>202013418Got a new job lined up?
>>202013479ktim
>>202013484you should do opiates
>>202013482Still in bed
>>202013484its a picture of a cartoon frog mate, get a ruddy grip!
>>202013418How'd you manage that
>>202013473where in the uk is arkansas again?
>>202013488>Ashley Rolland confessed to police that her 5-year-old son Blu had bitten her boyfriend Nathan Bridges' finger when he put it in the boy's mouth so Bridges took him into the bathroom and drowned him in the toilet, according to the criminal complaint.
>>202013473I presume BF stands for black fella
>>202013522the deep south is a british colony
>>202013496such a stark contrast to how shows are now
>>202013513>>202013491I asked for it and told them I was going to a direct competitor (a half-truth)
>>202013484find zen like this after you’ve performed them clean up on a gargantuan poo and you know all that is left is to enjoy the sensation of being nicely loose and empty
>>202013522its in the centre bit
>>202013527>her 5-year-old son Bluffs
>>202013527
>>202013539was a decent show on its own but too much melodrama sometimes.also it resulted in syfy ruining stargate because they wanted bsg 2.0 with stargate universe.>Hey guys! Let's fix the Galactica
>>202013527Kid made it violent, justified
>>202013527Interesting, not a single remark about the race of the perpetrator
bradley walsh is not funnydead children are not funny
>>202013598Stupid AI models doesn't even know what the Hamas flag looks likeOr the Zionist stooge that made the prompt literally wrote 'flag with hamas written on it'
>>202013527that fella is going to have an arse like a black hole after all the penitentiary mandingo meat missiles do their punishment rape on him
>>202013610Happy now?: >>202013634
>>202013527charlie bit my finger sequel is dark
women think you're intriguing and mysterious if you never make eye contact with them
/brit/ doesnt have aura
>>202013656dont think tyjaths true
>>202013656only if you're attractive
>>202013664Not rrally lowkey is itThey have a very obvious uniform on
might illegally emigrate to canada or sweden for a free gaff
>>202013632
>>202013686you can't use that word, that's our word
last time I was in heathrow the french pilots and crew for my flight were 20 minutes lateeveryone booed as they walked by
>>202013695yeah yeah on your bike mate
>>202013664my aura causes street lights to flicker and animals snarl at me
>>202013705and then everyone clapped
>>202013705Based. Never miss a good opportunity to boo the French.
>>202013705Typical frogs
>>202013705did you still clap when they landed
Guy on grindr is chatting me up
hard to believe my life is half over
>>202013712yeah nah yeah nah rack off bogan cunt
Caucasian women don't do it for me anymore lads
>>202013751it's a relief.
>>202013725>>202013732is this real? haven't been on a plane in 15 odd years
>>202013725no they just booed>>202013732....yh
>>202013759Why did you stop
>>202013754bloody sook
>>202013759Never seen clapping on european short haul flights. Supposedly the sharts do it on their flights
>>202013766disrespectful yank freaks. glad china will put you all in jail
>>202013768dunnojust never got round to going on holiday
>>202013749hope he shoots monkeypoz seed up your paella hole
>>202013776Morning spaedo
School shooter was Colt Gay
love narners
dildoing a girl with a firearm until it goes off
no wuckin forries
>>202013730the flight attendants disappeared after handing out snacks as welltried ringing them to ask for water a couple of times and they never showed up until the end of the flight
>>202013819why would it go offthe mechanism is based on particles in the air
>At the cinema about to watch BeetlePOOce BeetlePOOce. >“Would you like some poopcorn with your Dr. Pooper?”
>>202013779most of the people on the flight were englishers
>>202013789I'm vaxxed for it
never been on a plane
>>202013848uuh errmm uhh ehhh yeah well you're fat
>>202013862you should try itit's nice
>>202013862they're death traps, people cope by saying that car crashes are far more common than plane crashes but car crashes are usually survivable, whereas in a plane crash you're almost definitely going to die a very painful death
>>202013842Don't think he's shoving a flintlock up there
>>202013894prefer braised/stewed beef personally
>>202013894love a roast pork or pork stew, not overly keen on bacon thougheverbeit
>>202013956>not overly keen on bacon thougheverbeitalri sheed
>>202013885no one to travel with >>202013893don't care, never wanted to be born in the first place
>>202013893>painfulpretty sure you'd die instantly in a plane crash so it would actually be painless
>>202013968just said i love roast pork and pork stew, what's the matter with you lad?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y99UqvgCmE8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y99UqvgCmE8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y99UqvgCmE8the monday morning wake up routine
Britain has gone from being an homogenous, disciplined and decent nation which once ruled a third of the globe to a fetid open sewer full of morbidly obese, illiterate, tattooed chavs, primitive and neurologically diverse jihadis, sexual perverts, Balkan pickpockets, pink-haired student activists with the IQ of an ill-maintained Indesit fridge freezer, mithering, stupid, self-flagellating, Actimel-swigging middle-class liberals, drug lords from the dusty arid wastes of what was once called Turkestan, weird and troubled men-women and women-men, and excitable hordes from the Maghreb and the Levant who have fled terror and repression in their own lands and now wish to establish both here, inshallah
>>202012222
>>202013973I'll go with you
reckon i’d go for a wank in the toilet if i ever had to do one of those 10 hour flights to yankland
>>202013995well assuming one of the turbines exploded and the cabin started depressurising and falling apart, it would be absolutely terryfing and you would probably get your face melted by fire
2:14 AM: A man who looks like he’s there alone asks us if we have coke and lingers after we say no. Why is there always one of these??omg i am seen
>>202013117its not even 5pm give it a rest
just got in from toil
>>202014017longest flight I've ever done was to Japan and I mostly just slept and played gameboy
>>202014002god's wrath for our turning awayfeels like it'll all be over soon, not britain but everything
When did 'hurr durr it's the CURRENT TIME' become leftypols go-to retort?
>>202013893It would be extremely painful.
>>202014014OK where would you like to go?
>>202013161if these 'tradcaths' arent jewish ill eat their shit
>>202014047about 2015
nigga
wind's howling
>>202013893car deaths are more common too by hours driven, kms travelled, trips taken even
>>202013893Planes are immensely safe in the first world since about 2000.It's 3rd world shitholes like Indonesia that bloat the numbers now
>>202014070They're horse faced tarqettes who should be punted by chekists
foreskins swollen and my limp little dick is in pain from gooning to stuff on /trash/ for two days after i got monumentally drunk on saturday night have only left the sofa to get bread, water and go for a wee
>>2020131612020s = 1920s
arseberg producing hurricane force winds
had a dream that me and a group of lads were in this hotel and there was a group of women on the floor abovebut one of the guys in our group was diego for some reason
*Does a risk matrix*
Car wouldn't start this morning
steve clarke says doak isn't ready to play because he's still enjoying quietly raping him in training and if he gets game time he'll talk to the presssame for all scottish football coaches. that's why youth football is dead in this country
>>202014107>gooning to stuff on /trash/
>>202013161not i, i'm incredibly rorkeish and agnostic
>>202014159
>work all week>Friday drink so much I waste my Saturday>Saturday drink so much I waste my Sunday >now it's Monday and the cycle begins againWhat a fucking waste of a life, I'm almost 30 for Christ sake and I've achieved nothing because my life is just a cycle of working and drinking
>>202014107get it together
>>202014157Alternative universe version of you is sitting upside down on top of a flattened nursery class picnic
>>202014185
>>202014067I'll go anywhere with you
hungertoil looms
>>202014179thats why the SFA won't reform the game up here. it's all a big diddling game bigger than epstein bigger than savile
>>202014185IT'S FRIDAY, I'M IN LOVE
>>202014185>my life is just a cycle of working and drinkingah, just like your ancestors. Toiling all day in the fields then it's to the inn for ales
>quietly rapingdoing it wrong
>>202014185but think how good being drunk felt at the time
gay porn
>>202014249where
>>202014241"he's just a youngster hes not ready' is cover for 'im enjoying diddling his cock too much right now'
>>202014159What sort of name is Doak? Czech?
eehhhehehehehehe
just spent £900 on a tumble dryer
Guy on grindr has gone silent, bodes poorly
Go on ngubziaczk my son
>>202014143omg diego rentfree not like him he likes rentoids
>>202014267scottish
mouseywhat if we kissedon the 700lb george floyd memorial anti homeless bench :3
Dr Doak, BITCH
>>202014230Yeah but at least they got some pussy
>>202014185yeah but think about how many girls you pulled while out drinking and u wouldn't have done that sober in your bedroom
>>202014295That tumble dryer better suck yo dick and cup yo baaalllllss niigguh!
Never had sex never came close
>>202013161>people who are dissatisfied with the state of the modern world adopt ideas and beliefs congruent with traditional societiesWow I'm shocked, who could have foreseen this
gf nattering on about getting married again
>- Offices all brand new, free food and drinks, nice outdoor roof terrace etc>- Every 5 weeks you would be on the early shift for a week, 7.30am to 4pm (normally 9 – 5.30pm)>- Every 5 weeks (different week from early shift) you would be on overnight on call. 90% of the time nothing happens but occasionally you may get a call which you can sort from home and normally takes between 5 mins and 1 hour to resolve>- For doing the early’s and on call you get an extra 5 days holiday a yearDARE I lads?DARE I?
>>202014305yelling
>>202014350why
>>202014348What is it
>>202014357funny webm, my post is analogous to a response of "howling", "screaming", or even "shrieking"
>>202014297>Guy on grindr has gone silentktim
>>202014264on the telly
>>202014367It's obviously a job offer you melonWhat else would it be?
cider im brewing smelled like vinegar for a bit but now it smells wonderful
>>202014305Why did they make him topless
>>202014370odd
>>202014348Depends entirely on what the work is, this sounds like it could be in a SOC or something?
Need Australia out of business.
>>202014372bro got the gay porn on
>>202014372benders baffle metheir favourite type of gay is the one who is the most feminine and hairless as possiblewhy not just be straight?clearly there's a defect in your minds
>>202013161where was this?
>>202014295alri keith vaz
wish there were stocks for an entire country like you could just invest in ‘china’
>>202014402not feminine, childlike, benders are all nonces
>>202014371I'm absolutely gagging for a shag right now, ugh
Was on the vile muck last night now im not feeling too sweet
>>202014413Isn't that somewhat what bonds are?
>>202014402>their favourite type of gay is the one who is the most feminineI like masculine slightly chubby bears with big shoulders
>>202014404my gut is telling me london for some reason
ben doak? more like ben dover for steve clarke's cock
>>202014402true, i like the ladies too, but i like them tomboyish and rough, where i like guys dainty
>>202014402straight men are most attracted to teenage women so why shouldn’t it be the same for gays
>>202014413What about ETFs
Might invest in China
heard any rumours lately?
>>202014448Ben doak doak doak DOAK DOAKDOAKDOAK *cough*
hey stockman put 30 on germany, 30 on italy and 100 in estonia
>>202013161That group has nothing to do with Catholicism they exist to protect Georgian buildings in the UK
>>202014454i guess it would be like an etf that captures the entire economy but also non economic stuff like ‘rising quality of life’
brit is comfy today
>>202014497why would an elf capture the entire economy
>>202014505they are nefarious creatures
Might invest in camwhores
>>202014497Government bonds would capture a country's entire economy
>>202014539>>202014539
>>202014526Something greatly arousing about her bumholw being partially visibleShe has a very nice brapperHer boyfriend/husband is pathetic
>>202014435Bonds are the least representative of a country's economy since the yields can be heavily manipulated by central banks adding bonds to their balance sheet and even actively controlling the yield curve.Same with coupon rates. Right now greece issues 10Y bonds with a lower interest rate than the US and the UK for example
>>202014475heard you take it up the arse
