Flashman edition
burnt my hand
>>202042800DO NOT OPEN THIS, seriously enjoy your ban
mad how gay porn poo peng
bradley walsh laughing the chase itv
>>202042951what is it?
I can already tell I won't like this one
>>202042983
>>202042994fuck all
>>202042921wish flashman had full penetrationif you're gonna do it do it right
can hear something rattling around under the bed
>>202042994You're happier not knowing
sex with a sexy Chinese prostitute
So cold tonight guys. Got toil on the morrow as well after 5 days off.
might have a fucking wank
Slampig dot com
>>202042955it was in the GUARDIAN and DAILY MAIL NEWSPAPERS
Absolute state of it.I know might move to China is a gimmick but I’ll be giving it some serious consideration if this carries on.
>>202043034Does your penis shrivel up when you get cold?
>>202042948how'd you manage that
morning lads
>>202042921ngl i don't know a single person who has interacted with black people and liked them
need a good poo
bradley waslh laug
>>202043057grabbed a pan that had just been in the oven haha
Proto gf is engaged ladsBitch should not have led me on and now it's a right mess
Would you cunts do gay onlyfans shit if it meant you got loads of money but become a huge meme and an embarrassment to your family?
>>202043020>wish flashman had full penetrationit does, he shagged hundreds of women in the books
>>202043076classic
>>202043056Don't know. Looking at it or thinking about it gives me a panic attack.
probably going to have a wank tomorrow morning tbqhwyl
>>202043088no
>>202042860then she gets angry at me cos the washing stays in there for days until she notices
wouldnt mind a lezzer gfjust to have around as a friendwe wouldnt have sex but would cuddle and kiss occasionally
>>202043088i'm already an embarrassment to my family but still no
>>202043103*booming echoing voice*YOUR PENIS IS ITCHY
Remember to set your alarms, toiltards lmao
>>202043111then tell her or even better finish it for her you little freak
>thinking about his willy gives him a panic attack
>>202043088no im not gay
>>202043105havent done wanking or looked at any nudie pictures today
>>202043088wouldnt want to deal with benders sending me vile shit and having to pretend to go along with it
SOMEBODY DANCE WITH ME
how do i stop being mentally ill, serious replies only please
>>202043105used to always draw the line at wanking first thingi've fallen off the wagon a bit though in recent years
>>202043088The money would be more than enough, it bringing my family pain on top would just be greedy
>>202043089if they don't describe the penis entering a vagina in full lurid detail it didn't happen
My gf doesn't like willies and is scared of them because of the patriarchal power it represents
that's the weekly shop done. can't believe all the Xmas tat in shops already
>>202043170Suicide
>>202043042clears it up
>>202043170I need more info. What is your mental illness?
>>202043167mental that he was the killer all along
>>202043060I liked a black girl I met in uni. She was Swedish and when I found that out I was surprised because I assumed all Swedish people were white with blonde hair and blue eyes. But she was chill
>>202043199was mental when I was in the UK and there were vape shops left, right and centresaw so many people vapinghere they're banned
>>202043155neither have i but i reckon by morning mr willard will be spewing
>>202043088my family are all dead so probably yeah but only if it was so much money i was able to live life like it was a holiday forever
>>202043194shit baitnone can live on that goyslop
>>202042994was just some boring old fuzzy clips skipped through and nothing was happening
>>202043194>he fell for the birdeye potato waffles are better than the supermarket own brand memehahah fucking hell the oldest trick in the book
>>202043241yea they're in every shop now
>>202043175im trying to do no porn so a good wank first thing to get it out the day reduces temptation to watch
>>202043218crippling depression and anxiety
>>202043234Genuinely fucking screaming
still perturbed by that Huw Edwards storyIt's illegal to get sent images completely unsolicited that you don't even wantSo if you're on /sp/ and the Peruvian does his usual antics then you've basically comitted a crime.What an insane law.
>>202043221Erm actually chud it was the unknown, untold and unseen spirit of BOB and whatver the hell was lurking in the woods. It's all explained in this scene right here earlier in the show: https://youtu.be/zCBJeXQytc8?si=48O1LdFzszvkyVj2
Doing the no sex challenge. Got a 31 year streak
>>202043194this is from britfeel
I gottu yu all with da greatesta social experimentu evar
>>202043321yepthis country has many insane laws
>>202043321I dont think this is true, I imagine he was convicted because he outright said he wanted these images and was looking for them, so not just having them
>>202043170get over it
>>202043306shrooms
>>202043340big brother was the greatest social experiment evermight rewatch bb9 soon
>>202043234genuinely bizarre
>>202043234? He was in character, tf is her problem
>>202043234These gay marketing scams are really tiresome
>Covid lockdowns prematurely aged girls’ brains more than boys’, study findsum
>>202043358yeah that's why he was convicted, I'm not saying he's an innocentIt's just all the articles stressed what the law was in the reporting of the story and I was quite stunned
>>202043358>>202043321no the anon is right, if you have images sent to you completely unsolicited and without your knowledge it absolutely is still a crime for you.yes it is insane as it sounds, that's why lads will dodge sp completely
>>202043383gf is a testament to that ;)
>>202043383*RUBS HANDS TOGETHER*
>>202043365Bit risky, what if i go mental, sounds like a last resort
>>202043306What has given you crippling depression and anxiety?
"Making" indecent images can have a wide legal definition, and covers more than simply taking or filming the original picture or clip.The Crown Prosecution Service says, external it can include opening an email attachment containing an image; downloading an image from a website to a screen; storing an image on a computer; accessing a pornographic website in which an images appears in an automatic "pop-up" window; receiving an image via social media, even if unsolicited and even if part of a group; or live-streaming images of children
>>202043323nah it was her da
Today was end of summer vibes. Hope tomorrow is cosy autumn vibes.
>>202043417>>202043419wtf
its charli babee
>>202043433Ridiculous archaic law
>>202043423yeah he's given you a bit of an extreme answer theretry the pub instead
Is it true Mousey got sanctioned for another month because he didn't attend a jobs fair?
>>202043413Honestly just sounds like semantics and reality nobody has been convicted on that basis alone.Like I remember the assemblies we used to have that receiving or sending nudes when you're underage is illegal and will land you in jail even if you're both say 13 but that's never actually happened because the law isn't applied in the way you think it would be
>>202043433yep, and LOTS of people get done for itdon't go to /sp/ if you think peruanon is lurking around the threads
>>202043429why's she got pooey tits
quick blackening for katy right now
you vill live in the barratt new build towns
legalis>>202043451e it
>>202043477FOLC
>>202043423you might have a bad trip but it won't make you go mental, shrooms are by far the safest hallucinogen and they've been shown to rewire brains against neuroticism
>>202043451
>>202043495Kek I actually do live in a new build. I actually love it though
>>202043427Shit genetics + social isolation stemming from a random bout of depression when i was 16.Honestly mate the chemicals in my brain are fucked, I could be doing everything right and still be depressed.
>>202043477no mate people do get done for it, I'm not going to doxx myself but I've seen people prosecuted for this exact offence >>202043433 under those circumstances
>>202043477>Honestly just sounds like semantics and reality nobody has been convicted on that basis alone.Well you're wrong. Fucktard.
>>202043525do you actually yeah?
>>202043451slamrotter
>>202043433Mental how "they" can send you unsolicited image then arrest you and forever ruin your life
>>202043543Show me a singular news article of that then
>>202043551why do you think they made the law in the first place lmao
>>202043525does it make you feel like a sovlless bugmanand do you drive a white audi
>>202043433How is this even allowed, you could get a dodgy ad or spam email that you never requested and the police would be over the next day searching your house
>>202043525How?They are made of paper, you can hear everything from several doors downYou must work for themFuck offNevereverevereverlive in a new build
Got scared because I saw a post with a tripcodethen i realized i disabled the rule in ublocki have turned it on againphew
>>202043535sorry to hear
>>202043569mate I don't fucking care what happens to you actually you little ignorant twat>>202043582that's the fucking point you mong
>>202043433define an indecent imagealso so if somebody posts an indecent image on your facebook and you see it, you can be prosecuted for that?
would love to kick diego to shit then throw him in the thames on a stormy night (this post is satire)
>>202043580What's wrong with a white Audi?
Thanks for putting another nail in the coffin of /brit/
do you retards actually believe they're prosecuting people for being sent images unknowingly, it literally does not happen, show me ONE example of it.reeks of nonces who already had pics on their computer then got caught
i drive a black saab
>>202043661>do you retards actually believe they're prosecuting people for being sent images unknowingly, it literally does not happen, show me ONE example of it.Huw Edwards
>>202043646tasteless bugoid mobile
no way anyone has ever been convicted because a pop up appeared on their computer
id like to have sex with hundreds of women
Everyone shut the fuck up>James Earl Jones, voice of Darth Vader, dies aged 93
>>202043687OH MY GAWD
>>202043687oh my science NOOOOOOOOOOO
>>202043671Keyword was unknowingly, Einstein
>>202043622>if somebody posts an indecent image on your facebook and you see it, you can be prosecuted for that?100% yes>>202043661again not going to doxx myself but I've seen people prosecuted for itbelieve what you want
>>202043687oh hour old news?what next? the result of the battle of hastings?
>>202043687yeah he was getting on a bit, sounded quite tired in his recent workhope he rests in peace
>>202043687Higher ground bros??
>>202043614>that's the fucking point you mongUK moment
>>202043707Yeah he was sent them unknowingly, didn't request them
>>202043719go on
>>202043687Are there any recordings of him saying the N word?
>>202043719
cant believe he tweeted his reaction to getting pounded by his child bf
plotting a gigawank
>>202043687
>>202043687>Not being known as Tulsa Doom from ConanFucking bugmen
>>202043687don't care
thought james earl jones was black
>>202043765Thank God he can't ruin ruin Darth Vader anymore and they can hire someone who sounds like he did back in the 70s
>>202043719>oh hour old news?He was catching up on the olds>>202043759Seemed the type to loathe the Queen and make a witty remark about her being on the dole
Did Sir Keir Starmer KILL James Earl Jones by cutting his winter fuel payment?
Rorkes mum appearing on the Hoof GP
>>202043793Fucking racist
Gonna grow this hairstyle in his honour
>>202043799almost certainly...
>>202043687>>202043765vax status?
>>202043700
Fuck me doing some vile farts at the moment. Had to open the window for some fresh air
>>202043824well is he or what
>>202043850Rorkebertarian on a mad one
>>202043857
>>202043857I was doing pumps that smell like raw sewage after a week on processed foods Gone off the muck back onto proper eats now
>>202043850GCHQ wants to know your location
>>202043850Good post.Need the civil service out of business
>>202043844Son of two Jewish satellite engineers. He started with nothing
>>202043857Did you recently enjoy a high-protein meal? x
Mood has been better today. Would rate it 6/10. Energy levels still low at 4/10 and motivation is a 5/10.
>>202043857i opened the window and the farmers are spreading shite on the fields so it reeks of shit permanently now
>>202043793No. Welsh
Going to start dressing smarter. I’m 30 now. Time to put things into perspective. I can’t wear trainers and trackie bottoms anymore. It’s time to put a little effort in. Shirts. Trousers. Nice shoes. Smarten myself up. Clean shaven. Always. If I respect myself, others will respect me. That comes through how you present yourself initially. Time to get a move on
>>202043909Actually just one satellite engineer and her orbiter
>>202043908Don't be like that, we do all the shit it never even occurs to you that needs to be done
>>202043967yaaaHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>202043903i still think fondly of the time i was doing farts which smelled like cow patscant remember what muck i was eating to make them smell like that - must have been lots of processed shite, crisps etc
>>202043967Belting
>>202043930So what you're really saying is:>Mood: 6>Energy: 4>Motivation:5>Testicles: 2
eh?
>>202044029bro is on top of that shit
>>202043982Yeah thanks mate can you just stop facilitating the filling of our nation with backwards subhumans who rape and murder us
>>202044017
>>202044029Sir Chief Consoler
>>202043964sound advice that will be not be taken by anyone in the thread.
>>202044029
any man in remember this
>>202043535You won't let anyone help you, Anon. You claim all your problems are genetic and random, outside of your control, nothing that can be done. Unless you accept yourself and focus on self improvement you'll stay exactly as you are. We're all heading for the grave and before you get there you owe it to yourself, no one else, to be the very best person you can be. Excercise, until you are fit enough to run a marathon. Then run 10 for charity, make someone elses suffering a little easier. Learn skills, a new language, martial arts so that if another prick bully fucks with you, you can dislocate their arms. Get a job, even a shitty factory job and realise 90% of people are fucking retarded and inferior to you. Just do something for fuck's sake. It's up to you.
>>202044029Not busy then, I guess
>>202044057why's his willard all wrapped up
nout wrong with wearing trainers over the age of 30.
>>202044053This is the UK, if you're under 35 and not wearing some adidas/nike shit everyday you'll be seen as a freak.North Americans tend to dress like oversized children
>>202044086you should probably toss them if they're that old lad
>>202044077You've done none of this
>>202044084thats ice
*enters /brit/*
That's hot
Last night in jail for early release prisoners
>>202044110If you say so. Here's my final piece of advice. Life's fucking shit. Stop bothering people with your sadness. No one cares, they are already dealing with their own.
>>202044092>if you're under 35 and not wearing some adidas/nike shit everyday you'll be seen as a freak.maybe in the shithole you come from. people dress nicely where I am, men in shirts, trousers, etc. only the wandering bydlo wear Adidas or Nike. It's chavvy as fuck and makes me cringe when I see it
>>202044192luv tennis mer/GirlsTennis
>>202044215I've been having a tough time lately
>>202044215>Stop bothering people with your sadness. No one cares gp (good post)
>>202043735Oh yeah right he just unknowingly received many images of child pornography for months from multiple people without wanting them Poor guy
>>202044218>maybe in the shithole you come fromim in Bath which is supposed to be pretty nice
trauma dumping is a very unwise thing to doyoure not special for being a special snowflake depressed tit
Football used to be about local lads representing their area through the sport. Now it's about billionaire clubs owned by foreign investors importing mainly Africans and others that are paid hundreds of thousands every week to promote whatever message the powers that be want to push (eg. gay rights, black rights). Worst of all this, the footie mongs keep watching and supporting this through season tickets which costs thousands of pounds every year, because they can't live without it (despite how ridiculous it is now). Footie mongs are the worst. They are the most brainwashed sheep in this country. At least religious people worship something divine. Footie mongs idolise people kicking a ball around and justify footballer's insane wages for doing so. They are scum and represent everything wrong with modern society.
>>202044273you're not supposed to wear clothes in bath
>>202044215>Implying it was me doing the cry blog
feel terrible about what i said about those ducks here the other day
>>202044273You might be in Bath but I'm begging you to take a shower
>>202044029That’s really fucking weirdGoofball government you haveBiden probably didn’t know what he was talking about
>trauma dumpingkill yourself
DO NOT SUMMON ALLAH AT 3 AMToday while astral projecting I summoned allah to try and weaken him so our hexing spells would work betterHe is so fucking powerful. I'm not at a power level to do this alone. I barely escaped with my life and I'm spiritually injured to a great amount, but I think I'll make it.I can't imagine what he would do to a new, unsuspecting witch. I'm scared that I will have to face him again soon if I ever want to continue astral projecting. I'm currently burning healing incense and drawing Spiritual energy from my crystals to try and heal as quickly as possible.Please be safe everyone. Allah is much stronger than I first imagined and we will have to do this together if we want to slay a god.
Hang on mate you dropped this *picks up a card which says GAY CARD on the back* *flips it over* *it's actually a thin mirror* Oh no I've been fucking done in!
>>202044256Fuck are you on about retard do you even know anything about the case?Clearly not, so why pretend that you do
is this gyno?
Last /brit/ post from meGood luck with life lads all the best
Never drinking again went out on sunday and ended up talking so much bollocks saying that english people are soft compared to irish and they wouldntnt have lasted in an irish school and the guy turned to walk away then swung back round,hit me so hard my eyes went into the back of my head that I almost bump myself on top of the head to knock em back down and carry on swinging, I started WINDMILLING at the cunt and he was bobbing and weaving like he knew how to fight, he put me in a headlock trailed me over the table thru a load of pint glasses and im punching up trying to catch him and while he has me in this headlock he MAKES HIS OWN SOUND EFFECTS and goes BAAAAAAAAM and hits me in the face so fucking harddd its not even funny my ears are still ringing and then I hear somebody shouting fucking smash him and his mates come in start fuckin leathering me and then one of them goes stamp on his dick and i started actually screaming and they ran off
>>202044290>implying it was me who made the other postoooohhhhh!
>>202043687thought he died years ago
>>202044381ffs was about to send you £500 but you're a man of your word so I'll just have to keep it
>>202044077>>202044215Astounding how shit this advice is lmao. Going from doing nothing to run ten marathons and learn a language. Anyway, some actual advice would be to get a job (even a part time one), preferably some kind of physical one if you're young, and find a creative/active hobby that you can do by yourself.
>>202044381nooo dont go your too sexy aha x
>>202043687F
>>202044339He received CP from another paedo that he was in a chat with for months not just the ones sent by the child he was messaging directly so even if he were to have received some "unknowingly" initially he received others that he obviously had he intent to obtain which is what he was convicted for The point was there are no cases where someone has been convicted based solely on either receiving it unknowingly or having a pop-up appear, etc. because you could never prove beyond reasonable doubt that it was with intent
what a slock of shite
shit get fuck me
>>202044444
>>202044472Not one decent flick
>>202044472cinema really is dying?
mad how poo gay porn
Ate a plum and a pear considering doing a big cummie
>>202044351No that’s muscle
>>202044444No. He was convicted for "making indecent images" in the case of the other man sending him images that the judge accepted were not requested. Do one.
>>202044472mad how chinks are making blockbusters for a fraction of the cost and getting hollywood-tier returns, the yank cinema industry is in the ropes
>>202044505Plenty of decent films but none of them make any decent money. Average pleb taste is so shittified
Bros did you have this show over there?https://youtu.be/grtEt0Cudt8?si=YMyAWFszE-PvtqrD
>>202044565there's a bird half as tall as Chile?
>>202044581I do not control the speed at which lobsters die
turts?
>>202044594and thats just the lesser one
>>202044581>?si=Nice try GCHQ.
>>202044536He was convicted for receiving hundreds of images over years and pleaded guilty to all charges>ignores the actual point of the post Go fuck yourself
>>202044561Yank cinema is out of control tbf
>>202044472
>>202044048Our political leaders keep telling us to treat every brown arrival as a political asylum claim. we do as we're told. Take your complaints to your local MP
just this once i let you take the shit out of me
>>202044581megan
>>202044472thought people were saying disny was dying
time for a nice oily wank
>>202044647>He was convicted for receiving hundreds of images over years and pleaded guilty to all chargesPled guilty to the charge of "making infecent images", which does not and never has required intent. FuckwitYou should have been killed as a child.
>>2020446882 hits vs 1000 flops isn't a good sign
watched the first dune the other night and thought it was boringalso i downloaded a rip without subtitles so i had no idea what the fuck they were saying half the time
>>202044565>>202044594>>202044626lol
>>202044672G’day mate! How’s the shrimp on the barbie? ahahah! Hope no dingos steal your baby! If they do jump straight on your ‘roo and hop after it! Pull a u-ey at the servo and go straight to maccas if you get hungry on your chase!uhhh…didgeridoo?
>infecent
>disny
>>202044757>>202044754Sent those freaks straight to hell
dune a poo
my willyyour mouth simple as
>>202044754>>202044757British Exodia
>>202044774screayuklmnuybt
>>202044688only conservatives who spend 16 hours a day watching anti-woke youtube channels and have an anyuerism at seeing the acolyte or rachel zegler believe that because that's all their tinfoil hat conspiracy theories would ever tell themdadberg is one of themthinks star wars is poofter shite but simultaneously is outraged a black is in some star wars showhe's a bizzare battyman
>>202044057bamboozled
>>202044712Fuck you dickhead hope you had fun taking down your straw man
>wanked off over my mum
>>202044838Hope your boyfriend enjoys the taste of my cock in your arse
I suppose expecting actual conversation is asking too much, just wanted to let a majority of you know how mundane and idiotic you actually are.
bradleyposting isn't funny and is in fact very annoying
>>202044877Rude
>>202044895
any other speccy linux computer virgins in?
Would you consider a Darts player an athlete?
>>202044895It's been dead ever since the nonce co-opted it
>>202044877Get to the Rondo Hotel Gran Canaria ASAP
>>202044934dont know sounds woke
>>202044934Me but I've had sex and my eyes work
thinking about bulliedbumholelad
i could be the most naturally talented marksman in the world and not know it because the government doesn't let me have a gun
soon
mad how you never get over your first gf
>>202044942I stopped doing it
>>202044666>we do as we're toldjust like the nazis
>>202044878
>>202044972nah I'm pretty over it
scranning some food
>>202044972A NEVAR AD WEN
>>202044972I didIt's my second GF that I still think of often
found rubes
>>202044963you could be the best at sex in the world and not know it because, well...
Bulliedbumholelad. He wipes his arse with wet wipes!
>>202045007Great Brain
>>202044972in my case you have to remove the "over"
>>202044936Yeah suppose so
>>202044990Disgusting vermin
shouldn't have gotten a flat on the ground floorwas afraid i'd be too tempted to kill myself by jumping from the balcony if i got one on the upper floors
>>202045022mental how australia asked us for compensation after the war, should have let Japan annex them
been in 4 relationships mebit of a romeo, haha
>>202045082>>202045082
>>202045052cor imagine little aussie babies being thrown in the air and spitted on jap bayonets
>>202045084v>>202045084>>202045084
>>202044784I love how much thought you put into this. I bet you lecture your mum on carbon emissions and microaggressions you fucking loser
