kia sportage edish
My sweet pupita
in the suni will cometo see barbados
fuck off with your kia sportage
>>202082166looks like my dog
>>202082143kia sportagecels having to force their edish cos they can't win one fair and square...sad!
>>202082143Great little car
Gravy's good tonight.
>>202082166Would feed this vermin into the wood chipper
>>202082166good lad
>>202082180Rape Mode : Activate!
>>202082143Cracking bit of kit
>>202082185Pics? x
>>202082229is it?not sure what people see in kias
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFDYwlOSGis
>>202082257The 2024 Sportage is a great all-round family SUV with generous passenger and boot space
Need some whitepills
>>202082001Still a bit unclear what I'd be feeling for it's all just mangled tubes
Here’s my nigger joe
zoomers don’t know about gifs
>>202082220TARGET LOCKED
for me, it's the hyundai ioniq 5, I just think they're neat
hi im a femboy from dumfries scotland and im very desperately looking for your cult!
>>202082285righto fair enough, i'll take your word for it
>>202082298Haha alright nigger Joe who's ruffled his feathers lolWhat does he get up to
>>202082166got the same eyes as that horse picture
>>202082298Cracking little nig
>>202082298he cute x
>>202082293they sell them in aldi, 50 p for paracetamol and aspirin and the like
>>202082298give him a cheese from me :)
>>202082332Don't just take my word for it, test drives can be flexibly booked at your local Kia dealership
my sweet pussina
have to contain my austim when with my gf. in a way i think it makes me less endearing, more dull. a bit too robotic trying to act normal and 'cool'. thinking of letting it leak out a bit next time we meet to see if she can handle it.
Got 90k saved up lads, should I retrain for a different career?I've got a steady job but I feel like it's not fulfilling. I studied history at University and got a first for what it's worth.My options.1. Learn a trade.2. Postgraduate conversion course. Not sure what subject though.3. Apply to join the armed forces.4. Police. Always thought being an inspector would be good.5. Try to learn something useful like CAD.
>>202082383already have two cars me
>>202082166What's she doing under there
>>202082298He looks scared what did you do to him you animal
>>202082400Oh fucking shut up you twat
aww, she wet herself ^^
>>202082166aren't these dogs banned
>>202082395Don't think this is actually yours
>>202082395Do you live in a shed
>>202082400yeah just do what appeals to you most. It's your life, live it how you want
>>202082423its Cash ISA mong
Had some excellent swiping on hinge, lots of lovely ladies and I'm sure one of them will like me back
right then
>>202082400If you've had time to save up 90k, you are too old to join the army
>>202082398if you want this to be a long-term thing you're going to have to be comfortable enough to be yourself at some point anyway
>>202082319how much
>>202082487How does someone end up with that body
>>2020824006. gizza tenner lad
>I studied history at UniversityAye lad, can I get a large quarter pounder meal?
>>202082485best of luck
>>202082487Josh is a goblin prick but I don't think a bangle proves that's his body
>>2020824985
why the fuck were the japanese so brutal during ww2? with the rapes and all that. torturous bastards. and we're supposed to just forget about all that?
>>202082541All's fair in love and war
I’VE GOT ANOTHER CONFESSION TO MAKE
>>202082561yeah?
>>202082541Yeah your boys sorted them out and now they're alright
Ukraine
>>202082398If you can't be yourself around your gf then what's the point
>>202082541they thought their emperor was an actual god and that what they were doing was some kind of righteous holy war
>>202082541Probably a heat of the moment thing as a result of all the chaos and carnage
THE BESTTHE BESTTHE BESTTHE BEST
>>202082584…yh
>>202082603HorribleThe war I meanSomeone should do something about it
fucking mold all over my window man keep wiping it keeps coming back
Just realised I’ve been refreshing this thread for 3 hours instead of learning a trade or figuring out what to do with my 90k. Cheers, lads, solid life choices being made here.
Remember the C-C-COMBO BREAKER memeVery rare to see nowadays
>>202082645Fucking
>>202082633Well it's a humidity problem bruv
wish I were in a popular rock band so I could leave it and become a monk
anyone gonna watch the [REDACTED] tonight at 2am then
>>202082633probably need to ventilate your place more and use a dehumidifier
yank veterans: the waddling wounded
>>202082641lol
At school we had a smelly lad that nobody liked. He was colour blind so the class printed all birthday invitations in colours he couldn't see.
>>202082664>>202082676Literally leave the window open all day long while I’m at work
>>202082688*Holds up a card*Tell me lad, what colour is this?
>>202082633>>202082698using bleach yeah?
>>202082633how do you have mould when autumns barely startedopen your windows more freak
>>202082666I read somewhere that there are monks that can heal their wounds just by thinking really hard
reckon my life would improve dramatically if I had superhuman strength
Just catching up on the old thread, no one told me China also has an intelligent, pale north vs. stupid, aggressive, brown south dichotomy, wtfYou must be the only part of the world where its not the case
>>202082720I've got lots of mould left over from last autumn
smartschoolboy9
It seems my only option left is illegal emigration to the United Kingdom
>>202082698Well there's clearly something wet in the area
>>202082740in what way?
>>202082688funny but ultimately untrue story
>>202082698https://www.amazon.co.uk/Astonish-Mildew-Blaster-Multi-Purpose-Remover/dp/B0BLT9BFD4/
Cum
another day over...
>>202082633warm water and vinegar
>>202082773Five words that summarise brit
>>202082742We have the Danes in the south and the Sami in the north. Both equally detested.
>>202082772easier to open jars
business idea: reclassify normal human emotions like sadness into medical diseases that require pills
>>202082759thinking about doing that in yank land, wanna swap passports?
might treat myself if i land this new jobthinking a new pc, a new telly, and/or some sort of speaker system.
astro bot... hell of a game
>>202082836treat us all to a good post
>>202082143I voted for this edition.
>>202082836Didn't know the dick sucking factory was hiring
>>202082863
you now remember this bangerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMGd3mAfl-0
listening to Lifehouse Hanging on By a Moment
>>202082881reckon she's circumcised?
>>202082870they thought you quit
>>202082881Bloody hell
>>202082293I used to be a maladjusted freak neet now I'm a maladjusted freak making 65k a year with a gf.
when's the next gta 6 trailer?
Get the early release prisoners housed in hotels
>>202082881Is this real? If so that's wild women just literally put a pic of their cleavage on there. Yeah I get the "liberal jewish" thing is the focus but I don't really care.
aint seen rorke since those riots
>>202082881jewbs>>202082904tomorrow
I tried to climb out of this pit and only dug myself deeper
For me it's the Kia Stonic
>>202082641Is this real?
>>202082836im loaded but i never treat myself to anythingjust keep hoarding money
>>202082908they look real to me!
>>202082870
>>202082940kahteem got 75k saved up and still havent bothered to move out
>>202082924yeadidn't fucking work though AI has fallen
time for a burner laptop + tails OS wank sesh
Despise this pensioner cult This country is fucked because the wider public have become brainwashed into worshipping the holy NHS and sending endless amounts of money to boomer pensioners who utterly despise everyone else
>>202082940Niggardly old Scrooge you are
>>202082918check the paralympics
Kia Starmer
>>202082920i miss him
>>202082940>>202082952is there anything nice you would like?
>>202082893Aha. I would also have accepted 'your dad gave me the job'
>>202082959FUCK BOOMERS!!!!
Been posting from the bog all this time
>>202082940same. that's why i using getting this new job as an excusr to finally treat myself. my pc is like 8yrs old.
>>202082987not reallymy life will still be lonely and miserable even with nice shiny things so what's the point
>>202082987nopehavent got any hopes or dreamscant be arsed to buy a flat because it would be more hasslewouldnt care if i dropped dead tomorrow
every days a bad day every nights a nightmare
>>202082959Shut up fucktard
>>202082996Ong bruh fuck them niggas
>>202083001>>202083007>>202083007iktf, but I'm poor
>>202083007may as well wire me the money then
aff tae bed
Cock feels like it's being held prisoner by the current government.By which I mean I've just had another early release.
cleanliness is next to godliness
rorke winning the cognitive dissonance gold medal
>>202083068filthy little urchin me
Just got a sudden power cut when I was playing the First Descendant, then I checked the MCBs and it was just the one connecting the main supply turned off.Why did it go wrong?
>>202083067reckon mine has packed inhavent wanked in two days and dont feel an urge at allusually wank twice every day
>>202083101Dunno
How many /brit/ posters does it take to change a light bulb?
>>202083068order over chaos
Attack on Titan was fucking mentalJaps really know how to make a tv showhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4vjJrGeh1chttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEl9skiNc88
>>202082955Needs to be a question.
>>202083101gchq got you mate
>went for a night walk in my inner london borough>all the couples are out holding hands despite it being cold and rainyle sighwhen will it be our turn lads
>Attack on Titan was fucking mental>Japs really know how to make a tv show
>>2020831273. 1 to hold the lightbulb and 2 to drink until the room spins hehehh
>>202083160Kek that may have been me
>>202083155I’M A CHEAT
listening to Tom Waits
>>202082426>>202082943What is the answer to the Australian question?
>>202083160last time i held hands with my girlfriend was in 2016
>>202083180No it fucking weren’t shut up u gimp
>>202083188me? got the om on
listenting to david ghrol ()queens of the stone age
>>202083188Big in JapanGreat song.
>>202083184Has someone taken your faith?It's real, the pain you feelThe wife, the love you'd die to healThe hope that starts the broken heartsYour trust, you must confess
I should try fentanyl
>>202083203I have a gf and am in ldn
>Haitians eating catsYeah it’s over for Kamala
>>202083225How about no?
>>202083225bet it's peng
>>202083235No you don’t and no you aren’t shut up and fuck off
ever seen a brawl in a pub
>>202083225anon no
>>202083225my united states friend told me her dad died of fentanyl overdose
gonna buy a pair of TRAINERS
what does this even meanrorke is becoming more unhinged by the dayhe ought to be sectioned for the safety of the rest of us
>>202083277yeh
Big fan of idi amin
>>202083300That's my mutual
>>202083204suck om deez nuts
Started watching battlestar galactica, really want to shag the Asian girl
thinking about getting fat
>>202083273calm down
>>202083205yea!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UC5XbyV4OFE
>>202083350don't
>>202083300theyve given up on sectioning rorke. its best to just keep an eye on him while he wanders around outside
>>202083320Love are Callum
THERE GOES RORKES HERO
>>202083377CWLTSHC
>>202083205>>202083357Based I’ve got lullabies on >>2020
>>202083312shovings. glassings. fisticuffs. fatalities?
Rorke…you’re mentally ill mate.
>>202083236The worst part is the vodoo>fridge empty>pray to god to give me food>see apples>start picking>My apples because god has given me them>Fuck you, I need these for the kids>Big fightHow do you fix this?
>>202083405yeh, yeh, yeh, nah
rorkes childhood diagnosis of oppositional defiant disorder starting to make sense now
need an alternative to jeans for everyday wear
only had 10mg diazepamwish id had 2 so id be knocked out by nowdunno if its worth having another
>>202083320Penniless in Phuket is a good band name
>>202083452jean shorts
>>202083452Joggers
is it easier to illegally emigrate to UK or Ireland? Reckon Starmer's Britain would give me tranny asylum under Trvmpenreich?
kick against the pricks
>>202083452Breeches and long socks
>>202083439CWLTSTC
>>202083452
>>202083491Kicking around Bangkok
>>202083490we could trade passports
get the plants watered
gutted she went with troye for the talk talk remix and not carlysad
Thom Rorke and his band Racisthead
phwoar, presidential debate at 2am tonightwill be fun to watch over brekkie
>>202083299what are you training for?
>>202083587
>>202083581How would that work? Don't think it would/
guys... look at the calendar... tomorrow...
bangkokbangdikbangpusibangtits
>>202083659A scissor and some smooth talk
ill sum up the debate for you right now>orange rorke: *slurs*>gyaldem: brat
>>202083671POO ON THE PLATFORMOMG POO ON THE PLATFORM!
>>202083687I don't want a passport I want gibs. If they pay for my housing and education I'll be a nurse for are NHS for the rest of my days
>>202083483>Untitled6.jpgrunt has this shit saved
>>202083659You fly into the UK on your Yank passport for a holiday. We exchange passports. I take your return flight to the states. Now I am you, and you are me.
a bit hungry
Just entered the thread,, so I won't get any of the references
Hopefully I win
>>202083762>Just entered the thread
>>202083729Are you 6 foot, chestnut brown hair, blue eyes, circular Irish diaspora face? This could work
what is the verb for being altruistic , altruing? I'm altruing?
I'm just too white n rorkey I'm just too white n rorkey
>>202083809Yes I am. Are you in your early 30s?
>>202083772By jingo it is homosexual
>>202083829>Mark Hamills brain
>>202083727you can upload screenshots without saving them?
>>202083829c3po is next
>>202083872On iPhones yes
Want to stick my penis where the sun don't shine
does anyone know how a Kia Sportage is british related? I've been trying to figure it out and the best I could find is that it won the 'Family SUV' and 'Full Hybrid' categories in the Scottish Car of the Year 2022 Awards
>>202083439how come they look the same?
Fukken DEAD in ere
>>202083879what actor played R2D2?
>>202083913pee-er
>>202083952Toiltwats tucked up in bed ready for another day of graft tomorrow
mwad that evie went viral
Is Pauly Shore gay?
>>202083952all out shagging
what a fucking shit life I have
>>202083968has a nice rear xx
'tista got aidshttps://youtu.be/dJfK4m_MYBE
>>202083982i'm a neet and just crawled into bed
>>202084044All my own fault
>>202083997this is a don't ask don't tell generalunless rorkes around then it's dont ask don't smell
>>202084071AIDS?!
>>202084044ktim>>202084075kahteem
>>202083991what does she think calling herself a horror game protagonist implies other than being raped and/or murdered
>>202084052a great shame Pia had a messy semi finals
>>202084071KWABtista
need a gf with big tits and a man face
did a think
>>202084109dunno, but she's a weeb everton fan, please have patience with her in these trying times
>>202083452non meme answer: chinosChinos are the perfect legwear, smart enough, casual enough, comfy enough, so versatile
>>202084188How can the Nords be swarthy?
>>202084188Swarthoids will seethe
>>202084133
>>202084071oh shit he looked pretty big in dunedidnt even know that was him till just now
>>202084188fax
going to sleep. Nite nite x
>>202084259You will go to sleep and not wake up, im sorry this is the truth
The Prozzie gave me typhoid fever lads
>>202084188Why is Cornwall and the north in beige?
>>202084259good night mate x>>202084283giwtwm
>>202084218>>202084259g'nite x
>>202084207too much sun
>>202084207cause they arent white theyre orange yellow
Hyperborea beckons...
>>202084283If only
>>202084305
>>202084320MARIV BRVTHERS...
I like to munch poo vigorously
CASH is LEGAL tender! CASH is KING!
Why this literal BBC cuckold seething so much over a man losing weight https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B48C7i6FMUw
>>202084284was it worth it
>>202084416why are you posting his video here
>>202084414https://youtu.be/2Oaw1EPgJPo
>>202084360
sorry, i'm a twat
>>202084478RESIST!DEFY!DONT TEK DI VACCINE!Piers Corbyn is wholeheartedly VINDICATED
call it diephoid fever cuz you die from it
>>202084478Has one man ever been more based?
>>202084531me too we can only try our best
Just ate undercooked hamburgers. 2 of them. Can't make me wait that long over a stove. Not a woman. Woman job.
Negroid fever
>>202084530dr pavel
Just heard my mum fart in the bathroom… fucking grim
>>202084609wish it was in my mouth haha
>>202084609SNIFF THAT
just heard my consience tell me to get off /brit/
>>202084662Propaganda image
>>202084662What do Zoomers even do?
>>202084680tiktok
look at them, too afraid to post, dying for the new
>>202084680Film themselves and tattle probably
>>202084188My transatlantic cousins :)
no fear
>>202084737>>202084737>>202084737
look at mandem, too afraid of postcodes, dying from a machete
>>202082143>Right-hand drive Korean ICE/HEVI want it to be available in Japan.
