VOTE for the edish!https://strawpoll.com/e7ZJa8wzMg3https://strawpoll.com/e7ZJa8wzMg3https://strawpoll.com/e7ZJa8wzMg3
>>202119737new
>>202119799maaate
Ser Boomer Freezer
alri
im off the vile muck meALL OF ITuntil the weekend
Well then
>>202119818get em arrested
Guy in my gym has this tattoed on his arm
ever 69'd?
>>202119873imagine the rape
>>202119887yeah its rubbish
>>202119771MASSIVE BOUNCY TITS ON ITV ON THE TV AWARDS
>>202119857i'd do that
got a piece of pork stuck in my teeth from dinner and it's driving me mental
>>202119878mental how thats illegal but two-tier Kier won’t enforce the law because Ukrainian nazi’s are still our ally
>>202119857dont think the two images are related are they
Isn't it a bit weird how you would imagine different humans to taste different if you ate them, but every chicken breast or pork chop tastes the same.
every weekmore money spentit not right
>>202119906Send her to detroit immediately
got the thx 1138 on
>>202119923Porkberg got you on the ropes
>>202119887Love it
>>202119944why would you imagine humans taste different?
Imagine the last thing you see is Ben Shepherd pretending to care about the contestants
>>202119944>you would imagine different humans to taste different if you ate themwould you?
hello
>>202119887im on the side that it's rubbishone person giving oral at a time, thanks
>>202119922Suck an Indians 2inch shitty Penistone for 300 a month?
Britain. Home.
>>202119944they dont though
>>202119771what won the 10pmish edish last night? voted for heather from eastenders but went to bed
>>202119887yeah but its a bit strenuos
up early tomorrow to set up my new vesa mount before toil
>>202119964>>202119977Yeah. Do you think a skinny asian fella tastes the same as a fat black woman?I doubt it.
>>202119969holy grimoli
>>202119887i like eating fanny and having my knob sucked so yeah its class
>>202119969The mother will have to live with that for the rest of her life
>>202119989yeah
>>202120000beautiful
>>202120000sovl... yanks will never know this feel
>>202119969Why didn't she phone the ambulance herselfAll 13 year old have cellular devices in the year of twenty twenty four
>>202119933Is it really illegal?
>>202120018>i like eating fannyany tips?i never know if i should do more 'dog licks' or focus on the clit with the tip of my tongue
>>202120011they have essentially exactly the same DNA, so why wouldn't they taste similar?obvious different levels of fat and the age of the meat and diet etc. will have some effect the same as any other meat but fundamentally human would still taste like human
>>202120000extremely soulful image
>>202120000look at that seagull go
>>202120053Too busy on Tiktok probably
a group of skimask wearing goons with their longmeats out waiting their turn on getting sucked off
>>202120011besides a bit of gristle and grease content yeah probably
>>202119878Rorke stamping his little feet after learning this
doesn't human taste almost just like pork anyway?
>>202119857poojets about to become a paypig for a 60 year old homeless woman
>>202120076Don't know. Never eaten a human. I also assume attractive people taste better.
>>202119887Nah but had my ex sit on my face once and ride my mouth until she came. The thought was better than the thing itself as it was uncomfortable and I couldn't breathe. Didn't find it that erotic in the end just a bit weird, she enjoyed it though.
>>202120126Your mum does.
>>202120117you got banned for this recently so id be careful
>>202120130do you assume attractive lambs taste nicer than ugly lambs?
>>202120065You need to treat that beaver like you're a thirsty ass dog lapping up water out of a water bowl
>>202120146She's alive though
>>202120065dunno mate i just like it i'm not the mister miyagi of gash eating haha x>'dog licks' or focus on the clityou've got the right idea with those two though
why is what she was watching on telly relevant?
>>202120135>until she camehow? what were you doing?
>>202120163Of course. Doesn't everyone?
>>202119887Never even held a woman's hand.
>>202120185Just eating her out as she humped my face
>>202120005testicular cancer awareness edish! >>202082001
>>202119857Please post more renting horrors to make me feel better about buying my first house
>>202120201i rarely consider how much i'd like to shag different species of animal
its utterly fucking insane how much water youre advised to drink a day
>>202120184Does anyone actually watch TV any more? No idea what's on it beyond Tipping Point, The Chase, and a load of crime dramas.
miss these lot so much
>>202120232I drink 2 litres of water before lunchtime and probably 5 in total per day. No idea how people can exist on a glass of water all day.
>>202120232big toilet wants you flushing 50 times a day
>>202120053Didn't you read? She was watching Tipping Point!
ooooo aa ooo heeheh ahahahah~
>attractive lambNradly
Nigging Point
>>202120232Mad how I exceed that amount every day.
three coffees500ml water1-2 pints of summerfruit squadmaybe a camomile tea in the eveningmy typical rotation
We wanted to know the current state of the NHS, so we talked to four anti-vax 40-somethings at a Taco Bell in Tallahassee.
>>202120217fair play a worthy edish
>>202120285Mental how much water flushing a toilet uses
>>202120056Turns out he may not be breaking the law because Azov isn’t a proscribed organisation, but Section 13 of the Anti Terrorism Act of 2000 could see him being arrested>person commits an offence if the person publishes an image of—>(a)an item of clothing, or>(b)any other article,>in such a way or in such circumstances as to arouse reasonable suspicion that the person is a member or supporter of a proscribed organisation.
another dogshit smellden ring patch
>>202120284ktimnever want my piss yellow me
bit jealous of how thx1138 is living
>>202120358hey
>someone is randomly rude to me in public>me (aghast): "I'm sorry?!">them (scurrying away): "I so bloody well think so"People are so fucking strange.
get the jenkem huffed
get the coffees down
500ml coke2 or 3 glasses of waterthat's it for me
Always amuses me when normdroids complain about ads on YouTube. Idiot peasants
>>202120385don't have it on hand but this is just that old 4chan comic of the guy speerging out in person and then coming home seething and writing about how he was a boss
>>202120412hey
>>202120419You need to drink more
>>202120420Why are you such a weird freak?
>>202120385They absolutely sent you flying into the orbit
>>202120232have a big 1 litre bottle that i refill multiple times of day and night, just having water next to you encourages you to drink much more
>>202120448bit rude
Trying to learn boxing and my instructor keeps laughing and saying his 5 year old daughter has a better punch, it's just not on lads
>>202119779Rorkestein
>>202120232Apparently the 8 cups of water thing is complete bollocks.Only drink water when you’re thirsty
might have a seventh and eighth slice of pizza
sort of a bit mad how we're becoming a cyberpunk dystopia but without any of the stuff that makes cyberpunk dystopias cool
>>202120431>watching adverts>filling out captchamental slavery
>>202120337today i had>pint of water pre-run>pint of electrolyte drink post-run (tablet in some water)>green tea with brekky>orange juice with brekky>coffee after brekky>about 1l of water>second coffee around 11>mug of bone broth>green tea with lunch>pint of water>cup of tea mid-afternoon>500ml water with protein powder and creatine pre-workout>probably around 1l water during gymtoil>glass of milk with my tea>around 1l water since thenprobably done for the day now
within my calorie allowance with 15 to spareget in lads
THEY'RE EATING THE CATS
The Fall of Troy "F.C.P.R.E.M.I.X." (Official Music Video)
>>202119887Yeah done it with a girl I pulled in a nighclub, her disco minge was a bit wiffy
>Faustian spirit
heard the woke mob at the last dublin pride changed the lyrics from come out ye black & tans to ive come out as black and trans
>>202120526calories are a meme
how do I make sure I don't wake up in the night to pisseven if I don't eat or drink for hours before and piss right before I sleep it still happensdoes my nut in
>>202120554t. fatfuck
>>202120522save a clue for the rest of us would you
>>202120522how many times have you pissed
>>202120562Sounds like you have diabetes lad. See a doctor and cut out the carbs
how does anyone eat cold pizza? it's fucking vilefour minutes in the air fryerjob's a goodun
>>202120562Just keep a piss bottle near your bed so you don't have to physically go to the toilet
Shared Wolverhampton x
>>202120574loads
>>202120599prefer cold pizza, it's highly peng
Air fryers mentioned
hi all! it's meeee >>202102917 againsooooooooooooi spoke to the ebay people and the FUCKING CHEEKY SLAGS won't apply a 10% discount like it said in the offer i sent off and i'm having to mug the seller off x
mental how in 80 years we'll all be dead. Bit frightening to think about really.
im a member of a prescribed organisationgot a prescription prepayment certificate me
test says you're an air fryer pal
>>202120648You will be. I'll still be chugging along
>>202120648Calm down Socrates
changing my seating positionsipping a glass of watercharging my phone
>>202120648not me i'm immortal
>>202120599love cold pizza me. when i was a fat bastid I'd get two kizzas purposefully to have one leftover to scran cold the next day
any jacobite man in?
>>202120686>when i was a fat bastidwhat happened?
testing my dinnerchecking for poison
DJ Norman Cook poses for a portrait shoot in London, UK. September 12th 2001 (2001)
>>202120599pan?hotpizza?ondrop of water?in
lmaoooo I just learned about cock sleeves lads
>2 pints of summer fruit squashEnjoy diabetes
Did anyone capture those fucking milkers on itv or what
Hot cup of tea, nicotine pouch, cheeky bit of ASMR and then it's time for beddy byes
>>202120716timmy's weakness
>>202120648maybe not! who knows wot they'll invent!
>>202120719it's sugar free actually
>>202120729>ASMRwho you watching?
As someone who has erectile dysfunction I think a cock sleeve is a very good idea.
so what's up with this meme about immigrants eating dogs that's doing the rounds?
>>202120774Some immigrants eat dogs. Get over it Rorke
>Reginald D Hunter (@reginalddhunter) is spiralling out of control. He's threatening Jews. He's a danger.
This would revolutionise NEEThood.
>>202120804get her sorted out with 12 inch hoodlum meat
>>202120801bit racist
Share box - 2 burgers, 2 pies, chicken strips, cheese bites, mozzarella strips and 2 drinks at Brentford FC£19.99 - comes with match day programme
Mental how /soul/ful the Dreamcast was https://youtu.be/qmfIuF2Oy3M?si=ImaVtotPSj4WTK1w
>>202120764https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blKeKvw3CS8
>>202120840enjoy not shitting
>>202120801>He's a dangerHe's black, so obviously
>>202120840fair price
>>202120840Nutritional value: 0
>>202120818wtf since when did Dominos start making these
>>202120840Those are sliders, not burgers
nth for the baddiedem
https://x.com/Huberton/status/1833702818240151854?t=Ryz0GPNmUNWO9YQGoDk6Zg&s=19So yeah, Trump wasn't lying and the media is gaslighting you again. Nothing new
Unfathomable despair
>>202120804the deano dream
>>202120856how is sonic such an enduring character when sega went the way of the dodo
>>202120705used to get away with eating crap and boozing without ever really getting fat but it crept up on me and i realised one day i'd put on 2 stone so I started eating healthy and exercising. rarely eat any takeaway or fast food now but I do miss just scranning takeaways every day, can see why people do it
get the immigrants fed
>>202120880Why do you post the ugly ones the most
now here's a video of a post birth abortion
aardvark soup edish
rorke's primary news source
>>202120923most takeaway food is shit when you've learned how to cook decently
>>202120804dystopian
• Get the migrants fed• Get the migrants washed• Get the migrants medically checked• Get the migrants housed• Get the migrants shagged• Get the migrants paid
any shipping forecast man in
can't for the life of me figure out what this is for lads
Get all my news from a bloke called Craig at work. Seems to know what he's talking about
>>202120858nice, I like hatomugi and karin too
Lads I'm not joking these tits on itv were mental she was just in stage and they were bouncing of their own accord
>>202120941link
>>202120988Never seen a cock ring before?
get the gays PrEP'd
Drinking Ahmed tea. English breakfast. From London. Came in a little red telephone booth tin.
>>202120988you tie it around your knob like a torniquet and blood can't flow out so you stay hard forever
>>202121016pics or it didn't happen
>>202120988tightens around the willy keeping blood that was drawn there maintaining an erection
>>202120988pecklace
>>202120988Just an adjustable cock ring innit
willyleaks
>>202121040wtf why doesn't every man have one of those on all the time?
>>202121039good stuff that, mogs almost any other brand. yorkshire is almost as good but not there
despise george lucas
>>202121041I'm on mobile it's a pain in the arse. I will post them once I'm on my desktop.
>>202120938she has the pengest body in the baddiedem and live, playing val atm
>>202119771I hate going to alternative school because they literally let a kid beat me over a seat on a bus or a fucking chair. I am glad that the guys who did that all die of fentanyl overdoses
>>202121088Can damage your cock forever if you wear it for longer than 30 minutes
Have just shat myself for the second time today
>>202121104>2024>having a deskgaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
>>202120858>指輪あっさよなら
>>202121120aw there's always a catch
>>202120976Put them up in your house mate
>>202121110proper ghoulish that you actually follow and watch all these girls and its not just a /brit/ gimmick
>>202121110Post the not ugly ones if youre going to insist on the spam
>>202121016Whom?
more immigrants but horny 16 year old muslim girls
>>202121154i'd rent out the finest hotels for these young black kings
don't know about you but i can maintain an erection for an adequate amount of time without a device
>>202121146LE CURRENT YEAR
>>202121156I really don't get it. it's always the same group of girls. Is it like the female version of the sidemen or something?
>>202121156That guy is a legit creepSpends all day posting tiktoks and knows them all by nameActual incel weirdo
ah... hello all
>>202121162wtf
>>202121177Don't know. Daughter of some TV lady wot done won a prize
>>202121214no he's just a genuine porn addict terminal simp, almost certainly superchats them daily
>>202121206you never had a woman
saar woke naarner, get the boatmen sucked off
>>202121156watching streams is part of the gimmick>>202121175who are your faves?
>>202121184You ever shagged hijab minge
>>202121243Bruce!!!!
>>202121243alri' friendlylad. just up are we?
>>202121231What creeps me out the most is there are legions of simps like him that advertise and do other work (like moderating) for free just for a chance that these mid sluts might mention their name on stream They're subhuman
>>202121148Obviously. She is my wife.
I was used to going to all white schools and how nice they were but when I finally went to a school full of blacks and wiggers it taught how stupid and uncivilized most people are. Why can't they ever do anything but hurt others or destroy shit
between the buried and me were quite good actually
>>202121263you should be killed with an axe to your motherfucking head
>>202121231>>202121156people say porn is fuelling the next generation of incels but porn's been around forever, I actually think the lads obsessing over these particular kinds of streamers and onlyfans are playing a bigger role
today I will no longer coom
>>202121299based
>>202121263I don't have faves I don't know who they are but I know there are ugly manfaced bogged fat ones with bad hair and ones that look halfway decent who take more clothes off
thoughts on doing wees?
>>202121267No :/
>>202121269hello lad how's your day gone then>>202121276aye mate just woke up
Mental how all the villains in kids stuff are people obsessed with money when in reality money is literally all that matters.
>>202121156Also bet this weirdo has a twitch account where he exclusively follows female streamers and white knights them in the chat
>>202121317hate it i hate weeing i hate pooing i hate wanking and wish we didnt need to do it
WUHHLASKUHHWUHLASKUHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
bit bored might go for an incel walk
pinky toe isn't looking too great lads
>>202121341Scar in the Lion King didnt
>>202121340>hello lad how's your day gone thennot him but terrible, absolutely terrible
>>202121341The Joker wasn't. He burned a big pile of it. So based.
>>202121341bezos and musk have all the money in the worldand yet they can't control their bitch or have a man killed
I live in constant fear of swans
>>202121369ouch
>>202121341you became the baddy
>>202121345personally i like weeing and pooing and wanking
>>202121340Him but terrible, absolutely terrible
>>2021212142 groups of egirls>>202121250I don't coom to them >>202121231I'm not much different from your average /vt/ poster
Only non racist people are those who never interacted with black people they are all parasites
>>202121341Thanos didnt want money just killing half the universe
mental how my shite at toil looks like it parted the red sea. I didn't even flush. Just left it for the next person to admire lmao
my muslim gf is the horniest girl ive ever been with, she's a mad one
reminder gyaldemfreak is a half black half paki incel who larps as a christian
>>202121397Can't post that. Can almost see her nipples through that top
never been interested in money memum buys everything for me
>>202121369did you bump it
>>202121453wore a new pair of toil shoes
Chuds and WokesThe next world war's battle lines have been drawn.Choose your side carefully.
*smashes through a thin paper wall like in a ninja film*got the chamomile tea on lads
>>202121447Can't imagine how unfathomably disappointed his parents must be
>>202121397she looks bored with that white pencil dickget her sorted out with a 13 inch council estate meat
>>202121418>I'm not much different from your average /vt/ posternot something to be proud of mate
>>202121478ye olde titchmarsh gimmick
>>202121418>I don't coom to themsure thing mate>I'm not much different from your average /vt/ posteran absolute tragic freak pondscum that should be gassed? yeah i suppose you are
took a proper look at my bank statement today and realised I've wasting £50 every month for at least 1 year. fucks sake. I had TWO NordVPN subscriptions but one was under "NordVPN" for $11.99 and the other was under "Google Play Apps" for £11.99. I was also paying £11/month for "Microsoft One Services", which i don't even remember subscribing to.I've probably wasted over £1000 in total. takes the piss.
>>202121263I don't even watch anime and I know these are all trash
>>202121418We are better than you and it's not even close.
>>202120522are you diabetic?
>>202121494certainly only his mother as his father must be absent
bought myself a cock sleeve but not sure how I should broach the subject with gfberg
>>202121535my gf bought me one but we're long distance
>>20212064820 + 80 = 100100 year olds live today. Some people in this thread might make it to 100.
>energy price cap going up 10%lol, lmao even
>>202121516I ditched my 360 and roughly 4 years later realised I was still paying for gold. Fuming with myself
>>202121553how do i get the cheapest energy going into winter?
>>202120840Ah yes, the fat fuck's special
>>202121553fr fr cap
>>202121566save and dehydrate your poos then burn them for fuel in winter like coal
>>202121516How people dont check their spend regularly is beyond meI compare spend against my budget every month, usually within 20-30 quid of it
>>202121566unironically exercise and you'll heat up.
What will Keir do to the boomers next?
Lost about 20kg in the last 2 years. Haven't exercised once. Just been sat on my arse
>>202121566steal wood from the forests
>>202121602Some people arent virgins
>>202121614Round them up with his Pakistani Gestapo then gas them
>>202121528*mogs your oshi*
>>202121528kill yourself freak
>>202121614Mass executionsAnd we'd throw him a parade
>>202121376>>202121417ah, no good
>>202121619congratulations you have a terminal illness
>>202121553what the fuck is sir poo barmer doing?
>>202121605inefficient, that's chemical energy you're spending which comes from food which is more expensive than electricity
new (recycled)>>202119773>>202119773>>202119773
>>202121478really appreciate you keeping up this gimmick mate (not sarcasm)
>>202121662umm we haven't even had the edish for this thread yet mate hold your horses
>>202121373He wanted power. Same thing.>>202121381True. A unique case.
>took a proper look at my bank statement today and realised I've wasting £50 every month for at least 1 year. fucks sake.>I had TWO NordVPN subscriptions but one was under "NordVPN" for $11.99 and the other was under "Google Play Apps" for £11.99.>I was also paying £11/month for "Microsoft One Services", which i don't even remember subscribing to.>I've probably wasted over £1000 in total. takes the piss.
playing football managerjust won the game 2-0
Bane didn't want money either
>>202121630My oshi writes music and sings at sold out stadiums. Your oshi is an online prostitute.>>202121631No, go watch ishowspeed or xqc you freak
>>202121449Ah I missed it fuck wot was it
>>202121730>>202121730>>202121730new
>>202121549what's the distance? mine's in italy
>>202121369*kisses it better*there. good as new
>>202119771edish for 9:20ish PM 11/09/24?by a guest · 52 minutes agoaardvark edish38.89% (7 votes)soup edish27.78% (5 votes)strawberry laces edish11.11% (2 votes)william regal edish11.11% (2 votes)right said fred edish5.56% (1 votes)kia sportage5.56% (1 votes)kevin prince boateng0% (0 votes)Total votes: 18thanks lads for all your votes. and here it is... your aardvark edish OP image!
>>202121754meant AARDVARKi was in a rush as i forgot this and am playing my game
>>202121713>producer-san is his oshi omds
>>202121441Mental how toilets in Europe hardly have any water in them
