blissful ignorance edition>>202128906previous
>>202130538know what?
>>202130538I DONT KNOW!!!!!!!!!!SHUT UP!!!!!!
back just in time to make the newnow im gonna make dinner at 11pm because i forgot to eat all day pretty much >>202130548who knows
i hold the guiness record for the most farts held in during a work meeting
if you have never been homeless you don't know real poverty
>>202130556>forgot to eatdont you feel hungry?
>>202130564https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nC5-QQoBsTQ
what if you have a home but it's a tin shack with a dirt floor
homeless for 3000 years I were
>if i redefine the definition of poor then you are all lower middle class, actuallybrilliant move by resident leaf genius
>>202130575Great Depression-maxxing
>>202130588me n the boys
>>202130538
watching a girlfriend experience video
>>202130538cute clueless bunny :3
>redditleaf seething he isn't a poor prole like his marxist LARPslel
>>202130610very grim
Have to drive momberg to work tomorrow morning
SoCalbros...
>>202130627i think ive reached a point in life wherein such videos elicit no emotion
>>202130620you're fucking annoying
>>202130655a e s t h e t i c
>>202130659Jannyjeet you cannot possibly still be mad after all this time
>>202130655pure kino
We're sorry skeletons, you're so misunderstoodYou only want to socialize, but I don't think we should'Cause spooky, scary skeletonsShout startling, shrilly screamsThey'll sneak from their sarcophagusAnd just won't leave you beSpirits supernatural are shy what's all the fuss?But bags of bones seem so unsafe, it's semi-serious
>>202130655I'm chillin with my windows open now that the heat wave is over. No fires near me.
>worstCalLmaoing at ur life
i haven't shaved in 2 months
Christ has diedChrist is risenChrist will come again
>>202130746based
>>202130651stop complaining. momberg drove you to school every morning when you were a kid
>>202130746Based and true
>>202130741do itlet that jawline pop out
>>202130761*I* took the bus sometimes thoughever
>>202130746proof?
>>202130771i have a doctorberg appointment soon so i will have to
are there girlfriend experience videos that just do it for you? like make you cry?
>>202130553why does he hate pasta, bros?
based backwards is desab
>>202130812no, I'm not a faggot
I'm spartacus
>>202130812I've only seen them posted here and they are cringe more than anything
im a cumming cummer
>>202130842I'm Sportacus
Dolly Parton is overrated as a singer.
>>202130858She's more of a "brand" atp
the 60s were lowkey highkey middlekey a godawful decade for music
just finished watchin destiny's reaction to the debatedamn lil nigga do be smart
bait
2 obvious bro
>>202130869yeah he is
I do not know any jewtuber personalities tbqh
Why do all these foodie pipo act like legit retards?
destiny is based
who is 'destiny'?
>>202130903Example?
>>202130903
>>202130910very smart youtuber
I'm going to see a milf escort in 4days and i'm Nervous. We have been texting back and forth. She is very down and real. It's 300hr. But I wanna gamble a $100 and turn it into couple hundred.
>>202130911>>202130533
>>202130903"foodie" is not a high bar.any retard can be one
had to rink some baking soda ngl
second pizza going down with some added hydrated salt to the ketchup
>>202130922That's a man.
>>202130923and?
>>202130946he makes chuds seethe
>>202130925all those >$1000 burgers>$500 ice cream>$3000 lobster platesare just gimmicks for social media bragging
toil when i wake up. only 45 more years of this aha
>>202130888
>>202130924this one was $200 an hour pre covid
>>202130924based and hookerpilled
>>202130953You could always [redacted] until you either [redacted] or [redacted] instead
where do you guys find hookers? ive seen some girls advertise on xitter but they seem sus
>>202130968man that boy be living the life, fat pig white girl? bro is in heaven
goodnight
you can do better
>>202130990GN
>>202130990goodnight rare good person
why are prostitutes per hour? ill probably cum in 1 minute. what do you do if you cum before time
>>202131019You get prorated
>>202131019because you'll cum in 5 seconds
>>202130990It's only 10
>>202130985i have a friend in tel aviv who knows the business>>202131019it's per 30minutes or until you cumor 1 hour and you get to cum twice
>paying $300 for a whore
>>202130985most of the listings are fake everywhere
prostitutes should charge per minute. what a scam!
Probably nothing
>>202131019The only greater shame than sleeping with a prostitute is being an anime addict.
sex sex
blackbird singing in the dead of nighttake these sunken eyes and learn to seeall your lifeyou were only waiting for this moment to be free
>>202131085
>new popslop blockbuster heavily features classic rock/pop songIt's so tiresome.
>>202131095blaaaaaaaaaacbiiiiiiiird flyINTO THE LIGHT OF A COLD BLACK NIIIIIGHT
Any foodies here?
>>202131085All that and the patty didn't even look that good in the end
>>202131121I don't like Indian food
i will not shave my balls
big fan of Naan, me
why are silicon valley tech bros so soulless?
>>202131147autists
I'm about to be invited to a polycule!
such a wasted life
did anon ever reply about what the system was
>>202131163don't do it fatty
What are you fagz reading?
>>202131147they are close to the epitome of the CONSOOM bugman
>>202131175ive read that book for some reasonand the girl who kicked the hornets nest. i think theres a movie too
>>2021311754chan posts
>>202131175it really doesnt help that Ive never had a gf
>>202131175/cum/
>>202131178if anything they're the opposite, CONSOOM bugmen don't create things or have ambitions
>>202131175
>>202131173>be aloneor>turn a thrupple into a quadruppleobvious choice if you're not an creepy loner
POV a women is pointing a gun at you and starts breathing fast you are about to die also based Sam Hyde
>>202131213>obvious choice if you're not an creepy lonerLOL
>>202131199most techbros don't create anything and their ambition is moving up a rung in FAANG before scamming a start-up. The genuinely creative ones are rare, which is why jeets proliferate the industry
>>202131121indian dessert
I dont wanna go to work tomorrow
throwing life back in god's face
>>202131254become a bum
>>202131254D:<
>>202131254what's stopping you
two large cystic pimples on the old weenis. Have been here for more than a week probably. Seem to be getting smaller.
>>202131281bills
why did kangaroos end up as natures joke? theyre big rabbits that can punch you
>>202131288pop them and make a video
>>202131296no that will leave unsightly scars
>>202131292lmao this nigga is afraid of bills
>>202131306but think of the internet points you could get
i said i would leave home as a kid so i did in the same night even if my parent/s would of said "you wouldnt do that" and i did get a house in the end, i won
>>202131320I care more about sex with hot mommas with a decent cock that has minimal scarring
>>202131337chicks dig scars
nigga got big ahh pimples on his dick thinkin he gon get bitchez
I cant be the first anonymous anon with a pimple dick
you are
saw a Felix advertisement today, which i havent for a while. teh "it feels good to be a cat" one
>>202131375i have scabs from excessive masturbation
>>202131386post that
would you post your dick? bit scary but i want to see it
>>202130568i mean sort of but i kind of forget to when im really busy or interested in somethingi was at my parents and i snacked a little bit that tided me over
>>202131386masturbation is probably how I got these pimples. I am grody. slightly unrelated but Ive actually had a wart maybe twice on the ol' weenie from le actual sexxo
>>202130990good night>>202131062i got this notification once but it was just someone near me had an airtag with them so i wasn't being stalked or anything
nigga take a fucking shower for once in your life, you are a walking biohazard
"i feel threatened" law in FL you truly cannot suffertheyd want you to believe that outside people would be going around shouting it
>>202131411i have a few warts on my hands, and i get worried about transferring them to my cock even though most results on the internet says thats not possible
>>202131121i would not eat that, gross
the SECOND I find out if I correctly set up direct deposit for work I am buying oreos
other people shouting that is a good warning too so nobody gets scared
>>202131443Oreo's are nasty yo.
>>202131439seems like theyd be extremely transferable.
>>202131456true, i don't know how i used to eat those
>>202131443why are you eating those
>>202131456
>>202131439Never happened to me when I was a coomer. They went away after I stopped masturbating weirdly enough.
>>202131460it hasn't happened yet. but if it does, oh well, ribbed for no one's pleasure
>>202131386post it. its anonymous
>>202131456oreos by themselves aren't the best but when you dip them in milk they are out of this world
In bad at elden ring, but I never played any dark souls games before
After 7 days in the Islands of VIrgins I am finally home the State of Virgin(ia)
>>202131428fyi I shower almost everyday, I just have a bad immune system and when I get stressed I get pimples sometimes for instance last week I had some large pimples on my face now I have two on the ol' winkle and one in the manubrium sterni
>>202131488are you going to have a melty if i tell you i'm not
25:24because these [ __ ] people have this insane desire to be uni unque special and smart when they're the dumbest25:30[ __ ] people in the world who are just clones of each other just actual NPCs repeating the same goddamn script they25:36are the actual sheep they just follow blindly whatever they see online and they can't recognize the hypocrisy of25:43criticizing people for following the government's instructions when they literally live their entire lives following the government's instructions25:49they just follow older rules instead of some
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WcRXJ4piHg
>>202131516Do not respond to, or engage with mousenonce.
>>2021314971 and DeS are fun. II sucks ass
>>202131522now he is for sure lol
>>202131522kill yourself
>>202131500welcome back buddy
>>202131516no but its sad you were just lying
>>202131500are you from norfolk
What's he typing?
oreos
>>202131594>they're eating the doggos
>>202131594the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog
at the shoe store do you guys want anything
ayo dis rat nigga be ballin awn yall frfr no cap on bd
The masculine urge to fight and die in battle with your brothers in arms.
>>202131638oreos
>>202131649israel will appreciate your sacrifice
>/cum/ fights the dragon
starting to regret spending most of my adult life as a NEET loser
>>202131664i wish those bastards were real
>>202131649just like my cawadootys
>>202131638Honey Bunches of Oats. Milk too, I'm almost out.
>>202131668apus or dargons
>>202131676all that sugar...
>>202131678both but mostly dragons
>>202131674Based
>>202131638go to horny jail right now >>202131649why do you want to die
>the masculine urge to vote blue in november
>>202131702they are like this
>>202131664me on the bottom right>>202131676dang it's been a long time since i've had that
HE GOTHAIRDOWNTOHISKNEEgot to be a joker; he just do what he please
going to have some nettle tea and antihistamines
Without passion purpose or meaning in my life.
energy drink + sugar free sports drink combo needs some of the good blue food coloring if you like to eat food coloring, then mix sugar free sports drink with sugary energy drinks
thinking of watching a movie
>>202131794following the herd i see
>>202131786same here
>>202131786this is me
>>202131801Score by Hans Zimmer dude
>>202131801
I wish girls preyed on guys with mommy issues like guys prey on girls with daddy issues..
Why do some people have scat fetishes?
daddy issues are so hot especially if thhey look like they have some
>>202131830that is real, but less common
>>202131867cause they're libs
Gonna have to go to bed in 20 minutes. Sorry late night /cum/ friends, but I need a healthier sleep schedule on weekdays
>>202131887me too
>>202131887it's fine i was thinking of going to bed early tonight too im exhausted for some reason
test
>>202131830
ive been getting branded energy drinks every day and from getting a full months money (on an overdraft too) ive still got more than half left over almost half way to the next month
>>202131934i hate this psycho terminally online girl subtype
why would whygena say what he did ;-; i miss him
>>202131934but cute girls arent like this, only uggos and fatties
Is it a bad idea to try talking to a girl sitting by herself on a park bench? What about a bench on a university campus? Of course if she seems uncomfortable I'll leave, but is it even worth trying?
>>202131974attractive women are the apex predators of manipulation
>>202131989Good idea if youre Chad, if not, enjoy prison
>>202131974very pretty girls are the most manipulative wdym
>>202131989i mean just making pleasantries and small talk sure but i don’t think it would lead to a date or anything unless you are a fountain of charisma
>>202132012I don't see how doing this could land me in prison. I'd leave as soon as I get the vibe that I'm crossing boundaries. If she seems eager to talk, I'll stay
how to astral project?
>>202132037People only like me when they get to know me :( I'm terrible at first impressions, and this makes finding a gf so hard
>>202132052>>202132052>>202132052
>>202132046he’s just being a butthole it’s not a crime to make idle conversation with women you’re in college you’re young get out there and talk to whoever you want and make friends and connect with people
>>202131989there are much better ways to meet women, anon. i cant see this working out well unless you are gigachad
What if you got a State mandated Mazone gf?
>>202132110>there are much better ways to meet womenSuch as? Dating apps don't work.
>>202132052learn tmhttps://sameerbajaj.com/TranscendentalMeditation/read a lucid dreaming guidecombine the techniques???profit
Seems to be a low level war between the haglovers and the lolifags on /v/
>>202132058most dating and meeting people happens online nowadays so it would be to your benefit to chat and have them get to know you a bit first in that kind of environment
>>202132131>most dating and meeting people happens online nowadaysActually a devastating reality for me. My face isn't good enough for dating apps. I tried for 6 years with so many different pictures and I never had success outside of obese girls. The only cute girl I had a date with ghosted me
Fart.
>>202132119go to social events where women expect to mingle. depends on your personality. cold approaching is a desperate tactic>activity clubs>bars>churches
>>202132124why tm over other types of mantra or breath focused meditation?
>>202132164are you in good shape ? maybe instead of your first photo being a headshot maybe lead with a picture of your physique but don’t say that your face isn’t “good enough” that’s being really hard on yourself
UwU
Me? I'm volcel.
>>202132228Based
i only have pics of myself and none of me doing stuff with other people. would i be fucked? should i start taking stupid ass pictures with my two friends just to have something?
>>202132187Been trying to work up the courage to go to bars alone>>202132212I'm working on it. I'm not overweight but I really lack muscle. I've been doing 60 push ups a day for a month now. I was doing crunches to but it seems like they aren't doing anything so I stopped, I might do a one time session with a personal trainer to figure out a proper core workout. I am disgusted with my belly. I had pictures of head shots and photos of me doing stuff that had my whole body, but ive deleted all those apps. It's just hard to feel confident since I'm 5'7 and that automatically rules out the majority of women from wanting me.
>hit on a girl on instagram>she tags her boyfriend>he's uglybitch are you trying to make him insecure
>>202132261it’s nice to have pictures of you and your friends together if for nothing else to preserve the memories of your friendship when you get older one of my friends passed really young and i always regretted not having more photos of us together
>>202132212>but don’t say that your face isn’t “good enough” that’s being really hard on yourselfnta but sometimes that's just the actual harsh reality that you have to learn to accept
i'll just quietly let myself out of the gene pool
>>202132212i'm bald and skinny and i get matches with good looking chicksit's all about the face unfortunately
wish you'd be quieter about it instead of constantly whining about it
>>202132282i mean in terms of dating apps. don't think i'll need pictures for myself and i never look at them anyway. sorry about your friend
>>202132290This too. My face absolutely isn't good enough, otherwise I wouldn't be having this problem. Men with attractive faces get approached. My face is mediocre. I will never accept this though, since I will kill myself if I end up alone in the far future.
the harsher reality is that statistically most men in this thread wont find a romantic partner.better be prepared to find fulfillment in other areas of life
that darn CERN collider
>>202132318Nope. I refuse. I cannot be fulfilled without a companion to share my life with.
https://youtu.be/i8Y9uAekkgs?si=xhPK7ud5ntGeYbHe
>>202132318nah it's better to keep hoping, even if we never achieve itit's the pain that hurts so good
>>202132333well, good luck to you, bud. you might get what you want, and you might not.
>>202132275you aren’t defined by your height, and trust me, girls are awful at knowing how tall guys actually are because they all lie about it anyway. i knew a girl who had a boyfriend who was 5’9ish and she said he was 6ft tall lol. so just go ahead and round up to 5’8 (which is already plenty tall anyway)
you should love yourself first and foremost
https://allpoetry.com/Alone-and-Drinking-Under-the-MoonDoes this poem go hard?
goodnight cummers
imagine if you guys weren't whiny bitches and instead went out and talked to some bitches.
>>202132350the unironic truth
>>202132333this is a noble goal and i know you will find what you’re looking for buddy
i'm a crab in the bucket, and I WILL drag you down.
>>202132364It's Wednesday night
found a working american proxy IP let's go
>>202132408shalom rabbi
anyone posting on 4Chan at this hour is not going to find a gf, simple as
>>202132418salaam ahmed
>>202132436peace be with you brother
>>202132429ok
>>202132429it's only 11 incel freak
>>202132429Correct. I will obtain a wife.
I'm going to bed. Thanks for listening to my nightly loneliness panic episode
Just gooshed
>>202132466I'd say it was a pleasure, but it wasn't
>>202132453that’s so sad he looks like he’s about to cry >>202132429it’s not even that late
Anyone who posts touhou will get a gf
*satania
>>202132466good night buddy it’s always okay to vent i won’t get tired of you promise
>>202132201it's easy. very good starting point. i used to think i couldnt meditate before learning about it.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yobai>At night, young unmarried men silently entered houses with young unmarried women. A man would silently crawl into a woman's room and make his intentions known. If the woman consented, they would sleep together. By the morning, he would leave.[1][2] The girl's family might know about it but pretend they did not.[2] It was common for young people to find a spouse like this.[1][3]
>wahhh my self worth is tied to a vagina>wahhhh>wahhhh
What happens to the boogers that you flick away?
>>202132501me and who
LuL
broswhy are gamers so gay and retarded now
>>202132529gnomes collect them while you slumber
>>202132517In some areas, any post-puberty woman, married or unmarried, could be visited by any post-puberty man, married or unmarried, from the village and even by men from other villages and travellers. In other places, only married women and widows could be visited, while single girls could not. And there were variations; for example, the "closed type" yobai was a custom in which only men from the same village had the right of visitation.what
>>202132517>>202132566didn't ask
>>202132539please tell me you're not STILL playing wow in 2024
>>202132583https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Don%27t_ask,_don%27t_tell"Don't ask, don't tell" (DADT) was the official United States policy on military service of non-heterosexual people. Instituted during the Clinton administration, the policy was issued under Department of Defense Directive 1304.26 on December 21, 1993, and was in effect from February 28, 1994, until September 20, 2011.[1] The policy prohibited military personnel from discriminating against or harassing closeted homosexual or bisexual service members or applicants, while barring openly gay, lesbian, or bisexual persons from military service.
>>202132598I'm playing SoD and it's actually in its prime sweetie
i'm ugly and weird but i still had gfs during less depressing times in my life. if you're a loser or virgin, don't listen to blackpillers. this goes for anything, not just finding a gf. it's comforting to finally stop trying, it can feel like accepting truth, but you will make so much less of your life if you give up.
>>202132529devoured by the noble carpet beetle, along with your eye lashes, skin flakes, etc.
>>202132640i already gave up, there's no going back now
>>202132652why can't you go back now?
>>202132639enjoy playing with those idiots then
>>202132640it ultimately doesn't matter. your gf or wife will eventually die or leave you, not that anyone in this thread will find a partner
>>202132649
>>202130575I'd freeze to death in the winter.
The only trannys I've ever seen IRL are middle aged men with tits who dress in crop topsI don't care that they're trannys its just sad knowing that they don't actually identify as women they just have a severe porn+degradation fetish that has mind broken them into dressing like a woman
>>202132649>>202132678haha I love these little guys
>>202132696>>202132696>>202132696
>>202132665I play with my friends mostly but thanks
>>202132688I knew a cute tomboy in highscchool and I checked her socials to see what she was like know and she's a pooner. Shame
>>202132669ok well if you're just gonna die in the end why not go ahead and sit in a dark hole until you die its gonna end eventually anyway
>>202132688we used to send these characters to psychiatric hospitals
>>202131085>waste 3 steaks>overcook burgerWhat's the fucking point?
>>202132688on one hand i feel bad that they're clearly very mentally distressedbut on the other hand, so am i, and i don't force people to play along with my delusions when i'm being unreasonable. imagine someone having a schizophrenic breakdown that the mailman has been stalking them, and the mailman actually gets arrested
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