last nights sudoku edition
um..
vtubers
got comfortably numb on
>>202161056>>202161387>>202161562>>202161969>>202162132>>202162236>>202162343remider that you cant filter these postsreminder that you dont have to put up with them (but you think you do)
>>202163266So no one wants to house me if I visit the UK? I will clean after myself and make sure not leave my beard hair in the sink
buying an old shitty house with no intention of fixing it myself for some reason
might become hyper fixated on a niche area of the world and learn it's full anthropological history.
>>202163316Bro is rattled by pictures of a gameshow
>>202163316hello have you been well?
>>202163316FOMNYEG
>>202163328why would i want some fat yank bloke in my house?
>>202163361isnt this a law breaking post?
>>202163361I should genuinely be in prison
>>202163316isn't there a way to filter images? md5 something or other.
>>202163316attention seeker faggot
yap yap yap
>>202163391Ssshhhh
>>202163391no. and thats why i ignored the "Australian" post. you cant filter them. he makes more and spams them here
>>202163361>>202163390So what you're saying is that you're ban evadingJANITOR, SEE TO HIM
>>202163390adam breaking character when the sudden realization of his hard drive contents hits him.
>>202163380I am not fat I am pretty fit but I just want to see what the UK is like because I want to see if It would be worth it to move there
The Housewife and the NTR Onsen Vacation Anthology
Carol Vorderman is currently drinking wine in the Tipperary bar on fleet street
>>202163300yeah
>>202163423Its his avatar, hes allowed to post his avatar as a signature
Since turning 25 I've become more afraid of aging and death as I get older. Really hoping brain transplants become the norm before I die.
>>202163423not with that attitude.
>>202163448yeah
DTFIC has been especially grumpy and virginious todayhis mum probably brought someone new home
>>202163437>I want to see if It would be worth it to move thereits not
>>202163427scromitting
>>202163479Maybe you can get one now and start making some interesting posts
>>202163498I'm not buying the coffee.
flatmates are catching on that I'm a skinwalker alien nocturnal ghoul
Keep getting tempted to buy a PS5 and play Astro Bot and a bunch of other games but I know I should probably wait a few months and get it on Black Friday
>>202163512How do I know if I never been there please show me
Wonder how often you freaks get bannedIs it a once-a-month thing, or do you get so desperate for Janny's attention that it happens every week, or maybe even more often
already eaten a lot of spag bol but considering having more
The Barbour and tweed are out and the linen has been put away
Just seen a fascinating image. Now, no longer.
>>202163555Oy why not you treat yourself with your pay cheque this month?Also get the ps+ as well!
>>202163589alri multibillionaire
umm lads?
>>202163266Damn, and I was proud of beating 15 minutes on extreme with no mistakes for the first time last night. Good job
>>202163479yes well now that starmer has cut your heating you're at risk of frostbite related illnesses
>>202163577Only get banned a couple times a year me. Most of the time it's bullshit but once I got a 3 day ban and thought "yeah fair enough" so I actually waited it out
Adolf Hitler. Man of the People. History has deemed him 100% VINDICATED. HH.
>>202163577very sporadic for mesometimes i get banned often or not at all for months it hinges on if someone actually reports you or not and the board mods
>>202163577all the namefags here get banned every day and just reset their router or something then come right back.
>>202163627Uh oh spaghettios
>>202163523love this image
>>202163589peng
I personally ensure /brit/ stays n-word free
>>202163694Shut up u norbert
>>202163669There is no doubt in my mind that some people love getting banned and see the router resetting as a small cost
I can feel that it's only a matter of time before I randomly poo and piss myself in public and then I'll have to commit 'cide
>>202163650Adam with his legion of VPNs. 4chan is literally his entire life
shall be at the freshers events soon scouting for leng tings ahaha
>>202163669can log in to your router from your computer and just click a button.
>>202163570If you want to move why not just move to a better part of the USA? If you were rich enough for London id say do a couple of years there but obviously your not. The rest of the UK is a failed state and grim and nobody will give you room and board to dip your toes in the water.
>>202163669you can literally be banned for the slightest thing here
>>202163733I'm third year and would feel strange going to freshers
Mental that the European Court of Human Rights looks like a nuclear power plant in the middle of a McDonald's Play Place.
if only jan was as vigilant about these ban evaders as the constant avataring and interracial porn spam.
>>202163746they stepped up enforcement to quell dissent until November
evading a ban on 4chan is literally deleting your cookies. Don't understand how more people don't realise this.
>>202163774Were as vigilant*Hypothetical, subjunctive mood
static ip chads we cannot stop losing
>>202163637Thanks. I'm pretty good at sudoku. Reckon I could probably do better than 9 minutes but I made the thread quick and had that image from last night.
>>202163774pray tell how does one ban a ban evader
>>202163759and what? prime opportunity to get some fanny for once in your life
>>202163795No it's an IP ban
>>202163746Shan't be leaving the country and you can't make me.
>>202162673I'm playing a gacha I hate, and save fan art of gacha I want to play>>202163023not watched FLC yet>>202162968mad that her mum prob convinced her to make an onlyfans
I have a static IP so I have to toe the line instead of being a constant thorn in janny's side
>>202163821putting a message in their ban page that says 'if you keep this up we'll dox you'.
>>202163746yepanything can be banned under the umbrella of vague rules
>>202163724used to have ocd panic attacks about this very thing that were unironically debilitating but it lasted for just a few monthshad these panic attacks during job interviews and failed them because of it. interviewer stopped it midway and told me to go home and chill out and arrange another time to interview but I got ghosted lol
t
spainlad is out enjoying life in spain and youre all still here. funny that
>>202163835*chuckles softly**cracks knuckles**leans back in chair*Is that so?
>>202163893Who?
>>202163738I mostly want to see what the UK is like too I am just curious I probably won't move to London
>>202163873chortled
>>202163873thanks doc
>>202163896Need this implemented here pronto
What does DTFIC mean?
Me? Cause no trouble, stay well behaved, maybe a cheeky shitpost here and there to wind you lads up, but it's all fun and games. No reason you lot need to be saying outlandish things and then act shocked when Janman comes along and tells you off.
Smoking ciggies out the window of my childhood bedroom. Teenage me would think I'm so cool. Adult me thinks I'm a fucking loser. Such is life.
>>202163866the job interview panic attacks were also about pee and poo or were you just nervous about the job?
>>202163914fuck off brazil schizo
>>202163795its an ip ban
>>202163873forget her name or what else she's in but always thought she was literally perfect. like amy smart
>>202163951mostly the formerdidn't tell the interviewer that obviously
>>202163914It's poor and has shit weather. The UK is third world outside London.
>>202163947Always one or two lads who just take things too far.
>>202163948smoking indoors is nasty, even with windows open
>>202163947>maybe a cheeky shitpost here and there to wind you lads upThat's how it starts. Then you get a ban for "ironic shitposting" or "trolling outside of /b/" and the janman becomes a mortal enemy for life
>>202163973what do you think is the origin of your pee and poo worries?
>>202163947Soup taker.
Got a two week all boards ban once for "3DPD" because I posted in a thread on /b/ with a sexy woman as the OP
Unfathomable drip
>>202164009had a lot ranging from panicking that I was a pedo, serious health conditions and public embarrassment ones like randomly getting swearing tics/tourettes or bursting out in tears in publicthey're called intrusive thoughts and are apart of ocd but I never realised. read up on it and they don't bother me anywhere near as much anymore
https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/article/2024/aug/24/ashley-eva-blind-date>Describe Eva in three words.>Funny, charming, girl boss.
>>202163984Well I want to see some old castles and a British pub at least once
>>202164049
>>202164110Blud's name is Ashley
>>202163266>9x9 weak ass, you gotta hit those abcdefg
>>202164049Antifa has such a difficult job because of this drip
Why do britoids torture migrants mentally?What a bunch of racists and sadists. Know your shame.https://youtu.be/boLyUE3wbjw?si=eHTylSuxvZBgMdDK
>>202164141there's enough complexity in regular suduko to keep away from the meme variants forever.
>>202164133Joseph Gerbils
>>202164148fuck off gook freak
>>202164148Spaino!
You'll soon find out that some wizarding families are better than others, Potter.
>>202164148190!190! 190! 190!!! Omg! How are you doing, buddy? How’s your niece?? Hope you and Aisha are enjoying the lovely beaches of 大阪市 (that’s Osaka for you monolingual toads out there). Autism can be exhausting, so don’t forget to take care of your heroic drug habit! Also make sure to buy a few more VPN nodes to stay posting, wouldn’t want you to alert the mods! Haha just kidding, man. You know best! You’re always so calm, cool, and collected, you don’t need me to tell you what to do. Alright, well, since you’re here, now the thread can REALLY start, it is always so boring waiting all day for you to show up. I know, I know, I shouldn’t be so impatient, you’ve only connected to about thirty proxies to spam between to catch up with the lads, but it’s the highlight of my day so I can’t hide my excitement. Anyway glad to have the pleasure of sharing the thread with you once again, 190cm Master Race. Cheers mate x
>>202163898*rubs fenian hands together*Tá.
Schizos have been buying up the adspace again
>>202164133joseph gobbles cock
https://youtu.be/p-Z3YrHJ1sUToo much nostalgia
>>202164190wouldnt know since i use adblock
>>202164190gota keep the lights on somehow. this site's on it's last legs.
>>202164125Then come on holiday in July.
>>202164110Just grim all around, the meek beaten down 110lb gimp, already 35, life nearly over, desperatly trying to score with some old hag who hates white men
>>202164202Tune
>>202164204imagine her getting bread
I am building my own worldI'm a businesswoman and my own CEOI will always be enoughI mean a lot to all my friends and I will never give up
>>202164204pls dont dox my gf
>>202164148mental to post this under that flag
>>202163972Sarah AlexanderShe was in Coupling
Just found out "Electrocution" is a portmanteau of the words "Electric" and "Execution".Also "Celebrity" is just "Celebration" and "Personality".I'm dumbfounded (dumb + confounded). Do you guys have a favourite portmanteau?
>>202164296ye she doesnt look as nice in most pictures. just that one when she was young and had a flatter face. cameras doing a lot of work
>>202164160sorry but I can't go back 16x16 should be the new meta realistically I'll be waiting for a 25x25
>>202164229None of my friends want to go anywhere cool they just want to fuck hookers and smoke weed in Amsterdam
slapping the gfs tits around for a bit of fun
>>202164148>special needs childholy shit, her husband is probably her cousin
dont like the word portmanteaushould be a cool germanic word instead
Is four-days-since-he's-pooed lad in? You done a poo today lad?
>>202164387asian "men"
>>202164372hes from bristol
>>202164323>late Middle English (in the sense ‘solemn ceremony’): from Old French celebrite or Latin celebritas, from celeber, celebr- ‘frequented or honoured’.lying cunt. thought you could sneak that one past us
>>202164387spectacular footage.
>>202164387giwtwm
Love this film. Funny.
>>202164387reminds me of a baby monkey
what compels train drivers to honk all night? how is that not breaking noise pollution laws? i was woken up 3 times last night
gonna be on the mandy this weekenduh oh
>>202164442go drag a tree trunk onto the tracks that'll show them
Drank so much caffeine today and did an absolute stonker of a poo that's still making the flat reek to this second
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzW6VRf4KjQthe watch
the death of rorke
>>202164442> i was woken up 3 times last night
>>202164413Me entering brit
>>202164423weird face bitch
Read about the Great Heck crash of 2001 on Wikipedia today, man fell asleep at the wheel of his car and left it on a train track, two trains then collided into each other, tragic
Just seen some advertising/begging
>>202164442this post needs it's own crying wojak and smiling pepe illustration
>>202164469She is very cute!
>>202164423BLACK HOLE SUNWON'T YOU COME
>>202164514eyes too bignose too smallshe will never have a lasting career
>>202164533hate seeing pretty women like this because i am hit with a sadness that they are not my gf and i won’t find one like this
>>202164141https://sudoku.com/extreme/prove you can do better
DO YOU BELIEVE IN LIFE AFTER LOVE
>>202164449Can I come?
>hate...womenEverything else is superfluous
Thursday night
>>202164548literally me
>>202164501LOL
sucking a pom bear
>>202164419I showed this film to a girl and she thought it wasn't funny but they also hated full metal jacket
>>202164548same
>>202163266imagine doing a sudoku with given digits.
>>202164605good lad
>>202164616>theytranny shagger
>>202164548You might. Just go over and say hello. What’s the worst that’s going to happen? If she says no, move on. Say hello to the next one.
wish I could just have sexI want to plap a round fat arse, then do that thing where I use my bellend to rub her pussy lips and but it back inside her
yeah lads it’s happening
sucking off a pom bear
>>202164655I hate women
>>202164655nowt wrong with trying i supposedon’t shoot you don’t score
>>202164631direkeep it simple. couple slices of warbies white bread with butter, fat chippy chips, healthy amount of ketchup. sorted
>>202164665brits will corner the nachos market with nothing but cheddar and salt and vinegar crisps
>>202164665This won't turn out well
Look just ket me hangout at your place in the UK I hate hotels and I hate people who pretend to be poor at hostels
rimming a pom bear
>>202164632what? there has to be some given digits or it wouldnt be a puzzle
>>202164737I will if you're a white man with blue eyes
>>202164676That’s misogyny talk>>202164695Exactly
>>202164737you can stay at my parent's place. just don't shag my mum
>>202164736you were saying?
>>202164676Love from Kazakhstan
>>202164809Age of Empires 2 looking motherfucker
>>202164809Migrant shelter
free day off toil. they think im on training . ask not for whom the bell toils it toils for thee
Toil went well todayLove toil
Prefer minesweeper personally
>>202163694sNigger-ing at this preposterous statement
>>202164851proud of yourself arent you
>>202164824For me it’s perona
>>202164792Lush
>>202164792https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uV-sl7yec6A
Why can't we say nigger? It's just a word. No harm is done.
aff tae bed
how is she so pretty
>>202164888the gaslighting from leftypol is crazy
Cor. I bet xey is beach body ready
>>202164888This is definitely real and I will become enraged about it for hours
>>202164907he's my willy twin. mad how instead of being an incel i could just do this
2c outside
>>202164836cracking game
Going to start dressing smarter. I’m 30 now. Time to put things into perspective. I can’t wear trainers and trackie bottoms anymore. It’s time to put a little effort in. Shirts. Trousers. Nice shoes. Smarten myself up. Clean shaven. Always. If I respect myself, others will respect me. That comes through how you present yourself initially. Time to get a move on
>>202164775Not interested in shagging your mom but yeah sounds cool what city is it
>>202164792corr i didnt realise we had a genuine genius in the thread
>>202164907that's it I'm wanking to gay porn again
PROSTAGMA?
>>202164907size of those paws
>>202164960>trackies throughout 20sit's already over for you lad
>>202164922Men have been wearing their wives' lingerie while they're out shopping and wanking off since lingerie was invented. Nothing wrong with it.It's when they start wearing it out in public that it becomes an issue.
There's nowhere left for us to slaughter. Annihilation achieved. Where next to conquer?
Cheeky black fella in the corner there
Its Lush And I mean Lush
Toil on the morrow.
>>202165024Turns out. Lil monkey fella
>>202164966grabbed the crisps, and the idea just popped in my head. grated cheddar microwaved over salt and vinegar mccoys. why the fuck not?was like a flash of divine inspiration. now I know how Newton must have felt when he invented gravity.
Testing my object permeance skills by shoving stuff up my arse
Was in a bar tonight, went to order drinks and the bar maid was so attractive I just froze there for like 30 seconds staring at her until the guy next to me sort of snapped me out of it saying "you okay mate?" Aand then I just keep saying hi over and overThoroughly embarrassing incel momentSat down and my mate just sat there staring at me awkwardly Later that girl came over to collect glasses and I went to pass her an empty glass she looked worried
>>202164792Looks like Elton John farted on them
>>202165073it was grim and you're just too embarrassed to say
>>202165073Newton didn't invent gravity.
>>202164851You need to take the photo before putting the last number in to show the number of mistakes.
former spending addict here. had a 5x 10% off voucher codes for any used clothes on ebay for the last couple of days which expire in 22 mins but i can proudly say that despite looking at a few £300-400 jackets and the likes, i have not purchased anything
>>202165109Spaino!
>>202164874
>>202165121it was quality didn’t put enough cheese on though and was left with a few mccoys on their own>>202165122yes he did
>>202165109Good lad. At least you said hello. You’ll do better next time
Watch Clark.
>>202165169leng
>>202165167No he did not. He's credited with describing the properties of gravity. He did not invent it.
>>202165024guarantee it's just who he works with not his "friend group"someone at toil just wanted a reason to take a big pic
Call me a shut-in neek loser virginoid small-penised nigger but I've legitimately never met a Brummie before despite it allegedly being a large city
>>202165108leftypol frantically trying to get this taken down by OFCOM
>>202165024aaaaaaaaa you have to be hateful and racist towards your fellow man always!!!! aaaaaa i can't imagine life without hating!!!! i need purpose!!! i need to hate hate hate!!!!!!
>>202165073true genius. i love salt and vinegar crisps. i love cheddar. never thought to put them together. cant believe nobody has thought of it before. lad you are probably among the greatest minds in history.
>>202165195so he invented itgot it
>>202165066Reddit
>>202165200they're sort of unofficially quarantined to within birmingham. mancs get mostly free reign and scousers are on thin ice, but brummies aren't allowed out
Joe Rogan Experience #1488 - Adolf Hitler
>>202165243such a blatantly obvious combo in hindsight
>>202165073now make a sandwich out of it and you got yourself a fine supper
>>202165258Fake news.
no petersno horsesno joe rogan
Cringe rogan
>>202165275finished now mate need to wait till tomorrow to get more mccoys
new coworker actually looks like joe roganactually screaming
>>202165360You're screaming right now are you?
>>202165360roaring! pissing! squelching! pooing!
>>202165360screaming of laughter or fear
Got the Jo Roga on
who up joeing they rogan right now
To be autistic is to always look a gift horse in the mouth
>>202165273well thats what they say about John Montagu, the 4th Earl of Sandwich. sure slices of bread with roast beef seems obvious in hindsight but we all recognise him as a genius now. up there with all the greats of Great Britain. i'll be surprised if you dont have a knighthood coming your way mate.
horse
>>202165468fomnyeg
>>202165457Don’t give knighthoods to white lads any more mate Gone woke
>>202165108why do Labour love criminals and hate the elderly?
Why is everyone always screaming?
List of people my coworkers have said I look like:>Errol Flynn>Captain America before he went in the machine that made him strong>Christian Bale>David Tennant's uglier brother>Shorter, chubbier Olivier Giroud
Joe Rogan will be elected as US president in 2032
thinking about the battle of moiry pass
>>202165487fucking kier starmer has destroyed this country the woke bastard
>>202165518>Captain America before he went in the machine that made him strong
>>202165243So you're telling me it isn't soggy and gross?
List of people my coworkers have said I look like:>Eddie Hall>Harvey Price
I've been told I look like Freddie Flintoff
>>202165597not yet tried them, im not Lord Cheesy-Crisps. But i will be getting some McCoys salt and vinegar and strong cheddar tomorrow.
printing out a4 bradleys to hold up during toil meetings
List of people others have said I look like:Prince Naseem Hamed
>>202165637"As you all know our colleague Dan was tragically killed in a car accident last week">/brit/ lad holds up the explosive laughter bradley
one small poo for man, one giant poo for mankind
Still don't believe any brown people post in /brit/. I assume you are all white
>>202165690Im white. I eat beans on toast and exclusively chase indian and chinese women
>>202165690Lads say I look like Riz Ahmed lol
>>202165704>Im white>chase indian womenRight. Well you've just exposed yourself haven't you?
>>202165690same can’t fathom it every /brit/ poster to me is a skinny lower middle class white lad in his 20s with social anxiety
>>202165729it's the white man's instinct to conquer
>>202165752>>202165752>>202165752new
>>202165730im white and lower middle class but im fat and in my 30s
>>202165752
