Stone Cold Sean Dyche edish
Really do hope he gets too early is an opportunity
Don't push it. Don't push it or I'll give you a war you wouldn't believe. Let it go.
Wish we could all just get along, you know?
mad how little people write things down these days when you think about it.like you can find history from hundreds of thousands of years ago cause people wrote down 'so and so did a poo and lost the siege in the year xxxx'. if the internet were to just vanish i imagine a good 20-30 years of just a black hole on the human species story.
Top 10 only has one British song, this is pathetic
the cop
>>202165797Rorke's da
Ate an entire bag of doritos and just worked out that it's 820 calories. Quite a lot really.
>>202165805well it was the only way of record keeping and also long distance communication prior to the invention of the telegram
>>202165819Looks like something Chudjak would wear
>>202165818Who listens to Sabrina Carpenter? Do they realise you can listen to many thousands of better songs with a touch of the screen
Dad was screaming and shouting because he couldn't operate the new boiler and said it was like something out of Star Trek
>>202165818Is Billie Eilish British? I thought she was Irish
>>202165819sir stuck farmer
>>202165875she’s a yank
>>202165818>Shaboozey>Sonny Fodera>Chappell RoanYou expect me to believe these are real people and that you haven't asked chatGPT to make up musician names?
>>202165869why is it so bloody cold in September? i remember it being nice and sunny in September when i was a kid. 25 years on and its cold. dont buy this whole climate change global warming rubbish, me.
>>202165869mine is the same when faced with the slightest struggle starts throwing a tantrum and waits for mumberg to do it. weaponized incompetence.
>>202165863young western women are some of the most impressionable consumer bases out there you can artificially push something and as long as it’s seen as “popular” the rest of them will catch on even if they don’t like it, to stay in the zeitgeist they are very trend based people and like to constantly keep up with what’s new
>>202165863that please please please song is catchy
>>202165805The vast majority of writing has disappeared 20-30 years is nothing
>>202165875She is American
>>202165875She's eilish
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, COOP! THEY SWITCHED THE "F" AND THE "ST" IT'S ACTUALLY JUST A THINLY VEILED INSULT AIMED THE CURRENT PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM!
>>202165936women booking flights to become an israeli prisoner en masse.
>>202165910>>202165952which one is British then? ive only heard of her and sabrina carpeter and she is a yank
>>202165948Just fuck off diego I'm not in the mood for your homosexuality this evening
>>202165805I like to think things like /brit/ archive will exist in thousands of years time, would be cool to have future historians read about mousenonce and whatnot
>>202165947They don't actually "listen" to music they just consume it like an accessory
Reminder that Sabrina Carpenter sang about BBC porn on BBC Radio twice
>>202165967
Mental how poo barmer is only 5’8
>>202165995raped that ugly gremlin
>>202165992Chase and state featuring stormzy
if you have any questions about christianity i will try to answer htem to the best of my ability>>202165995i'm not a homosexual
>shaboozeyfucking state of this cunt who actually listens and follows this tripe?hate the phrase “clown world” but fuck me this is absurd
>>202166056doesn't sound very British to me
Brett Cooper's fat kike milkersthoughts?
Remember when everyone bought a livestrong bracelet to support cancer or whatever it was but then less than a month later people were just wearing different rubber wristbands that looked similar but had cooler colours or patterns even though they didn't support any charity and were just cheap faddy accessories?Then Lance Armstrong admitting to cheating or something and Nike cancelled the whole livestrong bracelet thing. Because helping people with cancer was less important than being seen to represent a dirty no good cheater.
>>202166102no don’t remember that
>>202166102simpler times
>>202166102I do remember this but how long ago was it?
>>202166102i barely remember last week let alone some normoid social trend from 100 years ago
new openai model is outit's much slower but has much better reasoninganother step closer to AGI
The new 'eitchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwhbAQ6-jbg
>>202166091It’s drum and bass which is a British genre of music
>>202166121>>202166125are you real leafs of vpn bongs
>>202166032wtf i genuinely thought he was like 6"2
>>202166102Mental how they made a big thing about Lance Armstrong when literally every single high level cyclist is doping and everyone knows itThe bloke was still a great cyclist who still beat cancer
>>2021661212004. About 20 years ago.
>>202165863Built for big Irish cock
>>202166128https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1b-bijO3uEw
>>202166107you said it pal
still can’t believe how hard rorke was btfo here
>>202166128>another step closer to AGINot even remotely
>>202166128Just six gorillion more models
>>202166175even a millimetre is a step
Bradford is the city of culture for 2025
>>202166171akshully Britain has had lions since prehistoric times
>>202166171rorke walking into the sea
>>202166154wtf thought he was british cos of dunkirkirish stealing our jobs typical
>>202166141no answer given will be satisfactory proof so it's on you to judge post-by-post if we are the faggot you're referring to.
>>202166197no it isn’t a step is a much greater distance than a millimetre what a retarded post
>>202166141I'm the infamous leaf poster (singular)
>>202166154She's been quite open about her love for BBCHe's her cuck
>>202166197It's not even a step
>>202166154I used to like him because he is a good actor now I HATE him
>>202166032The extra half inch makes all the difference
>>202166154Fucking ugly cunt isn't he
diego measuring his steps in millimetres (he's short)
>>202166154REFUSE to believe the bloke from Banshees is dating her He’s the same height as me too (5’9) and he is one ugly feckerMoney and fame is everything eh
Squeaking currently being detected on /cum/.
>>202166154He is definitely gay and she's his beard
learnt that aphex twin's qkthr has blown up massively on tiktokvery happy to hear, always thought it was a beautiful little piece glad they're enjoying it
>>202166274He’s a good looking lad come on.
i’m as irish as they come possibly why i have 7 incher
>>202166282mad how a couple of mentally ill losers ruin multiple threads for everyone.
gimme something really tricky to ask the new chatgpt model
>>202166327ask it how to make a poo sandwich
>>202166318It's the mods and janitors who are to blame
>>202166349
When Brits and Americans work together amazing things happenhttps://youtu.be/huGd4efgdPA?si=GwLr3dE1m-a8xDK_
Love chatGPT. It’s the answer to the question everybody was asking.>What would it be like if someone with learning difficulties googled your question for you and relayed the information to an autistic man to type a needlessly verbose response without checking for errors
>>202165752Master Seanu Daishi
>>202166352they can just (and do) evade all punishment.
>>202166373https://youtu.be/Kbj2Zss-5GYsubstantially better effort
>>202166366this AI just give me the ick
>>202166366anything but how to actually make a poo sandwich... hmmm
>>202166366i'll count this as a win for humanity
IT'S CALLED "DNA HOLOGRAPHY," COOP! IT WAS A MAJOR PLOT POINT IN PARASITE EVE 2 FOR THE PS1
>>202166312no he isn’t he has a good jawline and skull but wouldn’t say good looking cillian murphy, rhys meyers, seamus coleman, younger colin farrell, ciaran hindsthey’re good looking irishmen
>>202165818This could all have been averted if my boys just took a private jet
He's just like mehttps://youtu.be/Gd9OhYroLN0?si=lrduKfvOy8AGJ0aQ
>>202166392Okay but the punishment isn't even doled out anymore. They are left to just rampage for days at a time with impunity. Something could be done about it rather than nothing.
>>202166406>>202166416>>202166419ai has fallen
>>202166373Love r Charli such a top tier slag
>>202166373This is one of your weaker gimmicks, Spaedo.
>>202166429you happen to have very strong opinions on the matter of handsome irish men. anything to tell us lad?
>>202166462Ask it "What would it be like if someone with learning difficulties googled your question for you and relayed the information to an autistic man to type a needlessly verbose response without checking for errors?"
>>202166462AGI is around the corner
>>202166462
>>202166462AI is so gimped man irks me off imagine such technological marvels such as an instant ai chatbot that can write paragraphs in seconds and it’s forbidden from even making a poo sandwich and returns some gay “i can’t assist with that but happy to help!” response how soft are the liberal californian tech workers that coded this
bitten my nails my whole life and now they've actually grown some what it amazes me how quickly they get dirty
>>202166494That scenario would likely result in a response that, while informative, could exhibit certain distinct characteristics. Here's how it might play out:1. **Searching for the information**: The person with learning difficulties might experience challenges in interpreting the search results, possibly selecting less reliable or tangential sources. Their understanding could lead to oversimplified or incomplete information being relayed.2. **Communication to the autistic man**: When relaying information to the autistic individual, it could be conveyed in a somewhat disjointed or fragmented manner due to the learning difficulties. However, the key points might still be passed along, though potentially with some details being misunderstood or misrepresented.3. **Autistic person's response**: Once the autistic man receives this information, he might, due to traits commonly associated with autism, approach the task with an intense focus on detail. This could lead to a verbose and overly detailed response, even if the question didn’t necessarily require it. The response might contain unnecessary technicalities, tangents, or facts that weren’t originally asked for, as the person might aim to be as thorough as possible.4. **Lack of error-checking**: Because the autistic man may focus on the structure and content of his response without verifying the accuracy of the information that was relayed, any misunderstandings or errors introduced in the earlier stage could persist. He might prioritize formatting and completeness over ensuring the factual correctness of the material.Overall, the result could be an oddly meticulous yet flawed response, where every angle is explored except the one that checks whether the initial information is accurate. The verbosity might be overwhelming, with some relevant facts present but buried under unnecessary elaboration or tangents.
>>202166506>softit's about making money and not getting sued
>>202166487i’m of irish descent myself just got an appreciation for our natural status as a race of hunks and shaggers
Listening to boomer nu-metal. These zoomers don't know how good we had it.
>>202166548could they genuinely be sued if someone typed how to make a poo sandwich into it, made the sandwich, ate it and got sick? this is some circus act level of a situation.
smoeone help me someone please help me help me pelase help me
>>202166515you will damage your teeth by biting your nails
>>202166462love how it doesn’t even ask you if you want a mud sandwich and just gives you the recipe anyway
>>202166538>oddly meticulous yet flawed response, where every angle is explored except the one that checks whether the initial information is accurate.Spookily similar
it's friday the 13th ladsfuckin ellkeep your eyes peeled
>>202166538HilariousThis is precisely what it does
rorke on da beat
>>202166614
North london is south of the ThamesALL women are twinksOman actually existsThursdays 1967Twin Towers still standingKing Charles is a Trotskyist
>>202166614noooo i hope a plane doesnt crash into my miserable little hovel vaporising me in an instant
>>202166643this all checks out
happy friday lads just getting on the vino x
>>202166586maybe they don't want kids using it for some fetish
Pookrainians spiyk lyik dyis, Wyiw I lyoviv poo byairms jyuist lyik myi fyavirout bylaiked aytyor
>>202166499>t. Spaedo after spamming trannies "ironically" for years
it's all in your mindand i wanted to beyour good friend
yanks ruining light hearted poo fun again is it
>>202166069>obsessed with teen girl idols and vapid feminine pop musicyes you are
>>202166728put this into the ‘pt and asked for a storydire response has to be said
(8) im a brat when im bumpin that (8)
>>202166102normal people are cattle
downloading Telegram
bet they call it a restroom too, the daft spds
restroom makes more sense than bathroomi'm not going to say toilet or loo
>>202166804'
>>202166366>>202166462grok would do it, grok's a madman
>>202166728>>202166778AI is half jeet half liberal american
becoming a poo
>>202166819any room can be a restroom rooms with baths in them are almost guaranteed to have a shitter too
>>202166778>just spent 20 minutes on the bog, its the first time ive come out lighter than i went in"don't understand this
only rest in the bog me. any other room im on full alert. couldnt imagine resting in a bedroom or summat
>>202166874Half of the stuff AI says doesn't make sense if you actually take a second and think about what it's saying
>>202166788strange gif to have saved on your computer i hope youre not a brit on a VPN or you might be hearing a knock on the door at the crack of dawn
>>202166874the joke is that usually he eats the poo
What frightens me is the number of people I know who I thought were reasonable and intelligent people that use chatgpt for everything including their jobs and even what groceries to buy
>>202166925>2509x3333Spainsimp
in my lavatory late one nightwhen my nose sniffed in an awful shitefor the poo from my loo, began to riseand suddenly, to my surprise(he did the /brit/) he did the pooey /brit/(the pooey /brit/) it was an anglo hit
>>202166935yeah i know right? they should be using Grok instead
>>202166842nah it does the same thinghttps://lmarena.ai/
>>202166874the implication is they gained weight every other time they had a poo. curious.
remember 2021 /brit/ when everyone was posting about doing cocainewonder if that was real or larp and why it stopped so suddenly. they overdosed, probably
shall be sticking to mary berry’s classic poo barma and not this woke ai rubbish
>>202166935My main issue is the people thinking it is an actual AI. As in it has an actual brain and is thinking of it's responses. Not understanding that it is just a very good LLM
>>202166985
>>202166972Looks like it's dogshit too >>202166985>>202167022I didn't have the heart to ask if they thought this I don't want to know the answer as my opinion of them has already plummeted
Mad how Mary Barry is 89
the pajeets were having funthe sharty had just begunthe guests included mousenoncediego and his so-ACK!
Some versions of AI are pretty handy to put together some simple programs.
>>202166835All the nonce stuff happens on instagram and Facebook
>>202167086is claude good for that
you’ll work for me one day
Merry Bary
>>202167059you can get it to do it if you role play i asked it to larp as an evil chef then gave it like 10 prompts building up to a poo sandwich
>>202166935I've been using it since June for work and think it's genuinely helped for two presentations I had I also used it to help prepare for an interview, which was telling it which competencies I'll be tested on and feeding it the job description, and asking it to conduct a mock interview and rate my responses. It's more useful the more details you give it since it's ultimately a very clever word predictor, so had to give it some more specifics.I got the promotion which I'd been trying for ages for, dunno how much it helped and how much was just being more experienced and comfortable with interviews and being able to speak about myself out loud but I'll take it
starting a poo-based diet
iphone nonce noncing away on his AI bollocks, look at him goobsessing over poo is he? freakish runt
>>202167139>though, of course, it is entirely edible and safe imagine the amount of effort they had to expend to make it this pozzed
>>202167114Opus is supposedly better than Sonnet. I've been using Gpt4
>>202167157sorry mate i’ll go watch youtube now *shuffles away sadly*
Stoke Newington (Hackney) council by-election result:GRN: 53.0% (+19.5)LAB: 40.0% (-19.2)LDEM: 3.3% (+3.3)CON: 3.1% (-4.1)IND: 0.5% (+0.5)Valid votes cast: 2,362Green GAIN from Labour.
>>202167157Based China
>>202167172truly mental i know
>>202167193fuck wrong reply:/scared to link the real one now :/
>>202167144Nice and congratulations How did it help with the presentations?
>>202167157no fun dickhead fuck off
pa-poo-wop sh-poopa-poo-wop sh-poooopa pooey wop shoooooooo
>>202167144fucks sake didn’t ask for your life story
>>202167240You are not Canadian. You already replied to this post under a different flag.
>>202167313no fun dickhead fuck off
>>202167313I am Canadian
I want russia to win and i want israel to lose and i want all homosexuals put in concentration camps
legs are so sore from gymtoil the other day i woke up crying
nothing fun about your VPN spam :)
>>202167340you’re about as canadian as jackie chan mate
Lynch probably got with every baddie on the Twin Peaks cast
>>202167357All going according to plan.
worst soreness is upper back/trapsyou feel like you may have broke something when you bend your neck, very uncomfortable feeling
>>202167389lmao
>>202167357inZhallah Бpaтaн
>>202167367>>202167366FOMYEG
>>202167417Very freakish how Canadians act like Brits,French and Americans at the same time
hubristic, that's how i'd describe the tone and tenor of this thread
>>202167389He isnt even writing anything down. He's coached to do that. World 'leaders' are absolutely pathetic
ukraine can't afford to lose after every western power worth its weight fueled it with money and weapons.
>>202167435No idea what you mean
>>202167417>Tire not tyre Another W for American hedgemony
>>202167389honestly sick of both these mong slav asiatic bastards fighting over abandoned villages on their irradiated steppe sick of hearing about it, whether it’s a russian melty about the west or ukraine saying how close they are to winning then begging for weapons and moneyfuck off. just build a big wall at the polish border and leave them to it.
>>202167435huh it's almost like we were colonized by the british and french...mad INIT
>>202167449You speak french, use american slop but still pretend to be brits sort of
>>202167477i thought the french part was confined to quebec
im not supporting putins invasion by pointing out he was provoked...
>>202167406I'm not muslim, I know this is hard to believe but not everyone opposed to homosexuality is a muslim.
>>202167469>build a big wall at the polish borderyeh on the west side
>>202167503that's what you get for thinking
>>202167520>I'm not muslimWhy?
>>202167527>irrelevant rust belt - blue>center of all wealth of humanity - red
>>202167526Poles are alright Like wacko slavic IrishGood drinkers, Catholic, fit women. Men are willing to work for peanuts and are good fighters.
>>202167571then you went and lost it all so, gg?
>>202167535>why?the prohibitions on pork and alcohol mainly
>>202167527The only French cities on the map are in Quebec, every other settlement is a fort, which indicates to me that they didn't establish a lasting presence
I find socialising and being around other people exhausting Amigos autisticus muchos ce?
>>202167490Oh I see. Yes that's true. >>202167463Canadian English is a horrible abomination.
>>202167606google it yourself then fatty
>Like wacko slavic Irish
I want to know what the goonr.org ad is but I'm too scared to click it
poland is, was, and always will be a historical failure
>>202167591I think you see what im getting at here.
>>202167618>"ignore the weird porn produced by jewish companies"
>>202167618don’t see how this is soy a soy boy would deny the existence of racial differences and stereotypes and claim an irishman is racially and mentally similar to a cushite or malay
fancy a 2am macciesanyone rec this?
>>202167631They're having a good time right now, they should make the most of it
>>202167527mental how the land i live on once belonged to france
>>202167618Funko Pop is eternal.
>>202167527Didn't know Tadoussac was so old Had a lovely impromptu vacation there in 2020
>>202167665You should probaby have a good long shower after touching it.
business idea: burger topped with cheesy potatoes
>>202167665and they stole it from the indigenous.
calling my psychiatrist a pfizer shill really doesn't have the punch it used to before covid. now she just lumps me in with those crazy antivaxxers
The Scottish folk revival of 2024
>>202167699no they didn't, this is a jewish blood libel against the white race
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARTHE 75 TRILLION NATIVE INDIANS OF EASTERN CANADAWHERE ARE THEIR GRAVES
>my psychiatrist
we put all the french in new orleans on a barge and sank it in the mississippi after we got it
>>202167722You can't ask that
>>202167606you would be absolutely correct, and its worth noting he also didnt post a population density maphe's just being a usual cunt canadian who doesn't like it when americans are right about something, ignore him
>>202167722odds are those are proper immigrants who worked their arse off to be here, no the free loading chumps of today.
>>202167665the land i live on has only been controlled by >damnonii tribe >roman empire>kingdom of strathclyde >kingdom of scotland >cromwells confederacy>united kingdom
>>202167745what about the dinosaurs and the neanterhals
How is Michael Jackson's daughter so white and how do we make other mutts equally white?
Why are there so many Indians in Canada anywayAre they the equivalent of pakis in uk?When ever I see those anti Indian memes, it's ways Canadian flags
>>202167763this was the central pangean mountains dinosaurs would have hated it neanderthals never got this far north it’s an aryan man’s land
can tell that some of you lot were touched as kids fucking hell
Doing a listen.
i'm posting from the olympic rainforest, no other human has been where i am
>>202167722Just noticed there's a very beautiful baby girl mama that stands up near the end of this webm
>>202167788nah not me i’m just drunk was raised catholic though and was very cute so some how escaped it
>>202167779Mutts being white is a crime. Mutts should be brown so we know they are not "white" at all. Goblins
Blunts
anyone on that new wow xp or are you all friendless neet virgins
>>202167783We are talking about that in cum right now if you would like to read about it
the latter
>>202167835What ladder?
>>202167826would rather play my hentai jrpg than that corporate slop mmo.
screeching
>hentai jrpg
>>202167872rapists gonna rape
The Czechs are the brothers of the English.t. Czech guy living in Japan
reckon the private prison lobby is alive and well in britain
>>202167872CASTRATE ALL RAPISTS WHY IS THIS AN ISSUECASTRATE ALL PAEDOPHILESDOIT
>>202167876
>>202167888Hello 190
Imagine owning this and looking down at that on your wrist everyday
>Anonymous 09/13/24(Fri)01:28:07 No.202167898▶>File: 1723384071262522.jpg (413 KB, 1634x1223)>413 KB> >>202167876 (You)
>>202167779not a chance she's his
>>202167901
ah yes the paper thin mental of the jack.party frequenter
>>202167911looking down at a reminder that i wasted money on jewelry?
>ah yes the paper thin mental of the jack.party frequenter
>>202167872Less than a minute? He must have been trying to get back in
>>202167933But it’s so cool
Watchfags should be put in camps and gassed
You lads a Norman, Gael, Saxon or Briton
>>202167911Yeah imagine
>>202167911prefer something more subtle as part of my daily ensemble.
the tory party has a long history of blackmailed homosexuals and pedophiles
>>202167893in the age of women falsely accusing men as rapists i see this going very well.
>>202167951true gael
>>202167951norman
>>202167969I don’t like diamonds. Diamonds are for women>>202167981The blue would probably work well with any outfit
>>202167951Norman-Briton autistic middle class.
Mad how labour are gonna kill more old people this winter than me in my whole life
>>202166032He looks more like 5'5 in videos and photos I've seen of him, he's pretty short
>>202167911does it have any games?
Could we have been born in a better time? It's the tail-end of the UK and we're seeing the last of it, but it's certainly better to go through the pain of seeing the country fall than having been born during medievil times and perhaps being boiled alive. I think victorian times as a nobleman might have been the best time to be alive here.
might go to sleep now
getting sleepy. dunno if i need a wee.
ever eat really volatile food that you have to immediately poo out
>>202168119Have never had a volatile poo
>>202168132The Aryans last stand
luv are charles x
>>202168132
>>202168134count your blessings my lad
>>202168180Slopwog spotted
>>202168188>>202168205big enough to be answering the questions now
>>202168180>5'3" female police officers without gunsClown country lmfao
>>202168205
>>202168180lady cop butts
>>202168266
make this next OP pic
brown genes fully activated in me and I really like blonde women now for some reason
